Guy In The Way (208) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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In this week's episode Chris discusses why everyone rich and powerful is an asshole. He also talks about brain scans, Donda, how he sings different and his night out with friends, once he got past all the guys in his way.
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[@SupergoodStudios]

💥Full episode + loads of other stuff over here: patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

I've never agreed with the "asshole" rant more than anything in my life.

[@LooseCan88]

No Dents was kissing Big Willie Styles arse last year when he was doing the movie with his son. Either way I do wine and dine that like but but.

[@19Burgandy]

Hey Chris, remember last episode when you said you love it when its hot as shet good times

[@c1audius]

Euh grenades are so funny my dude!!

[@buythedip5300]

Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike

[@omarmac1]

Conbabulations with hugh jackman..... 🤠

[@hypno5690]

with Brent Christer

[@jdriz9669]

You should ask Bryan Callen for some herbs for that hip. I'm sure he still has some left over when he raided the Native Americans in the 1500's

[@footbagQueen92]

Welcome to Denny’s.. that’ll be $5.99 grand slammmm

[@Smokeyxz]

Chris would have to trade him some of his hair and idk if Chris is capable of asking callen for help. He’s just so old ya know?

[@ericrutherford7761]

They aren’t friends

[@ryanbabros7981]

Too long.

[@beatsbyserafim]

Ryan Babros got him

[@gerdsjor1397]

First ten minutes of every episode: "So yeah I like to drink water, I'm basically God. But yeah it's all good dude."

[@naderissa9625]

So??? Lol y’true baby? Or nah?

[@ZACHWILKINS69]

Who’s the bigger loser here…🤔

[@buythedip5300]

Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike

[@bmthornell]

Except he described things that were wrong with him, sooooo

[@ARCHAICRUIZ]

He’s the podcast god fa sho

[@h0ck3y96]

26:25 for a EUH grenade!

[@mellgee]

Dude, this cult is so awesome!

[@jowithem9]

Confabulation Cult 4 Life right?!?

[@boonuts1975]

Where do we sign/drink

[@youngorangee]

"you know Kanye was like "don't stop runnin""

[@ElmugreTV]

Children shouldnt stop running from chris d'elia

[@ElmugreTV]

@@casahall He wasnt falsely accused

[@samaramadingdong7676]

@@ElmugreTV Ummm, I'm fairly certain that he in fact, was and is a victim of false accusations...

[@ElmugreTV]

@@samaramadingdong7676 There is no smoke without fire. Once the beast has been seen, he cannot be unseen. You should be careful when defending pedophiles. Mud sticks.

[@StuzzyB]

The line "Dude there's been like 3 rappers that got shot, You know what's way more dangerous than being a rapper? BEING A REGULAR PERSON!" Made me laugh sooo much!

[@RIMALDI]

When Chris kept saying "I don't get art", I immediately imagined Jean Claude Van Damme saying it like "I don't get 'ard" and then being told to see a doctor about that.

[@Abletoth]

The amount going on in Chris's head when ordering a dessert is wild lmao

[@the_CHAR_official]

I think like that 😅 anyone else?

[@cman8016]

I do the same thing lol

[@adamthroop785]

I’m definitely glad I ain’t think like that. I’d go mad in a week

[@the_CHAR_official]

@@adamthroop785 its a gift and a curse hahah

[@buythedip5300]

Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike

[@brentpendgraft60]

The goddamn EUH grenade got me GIGGLIN

[@sc00tersteve]

When they tell you it takes 25 min, it is already made. You are less likely to order after your meal. Oldest restaurant trick in La.

[@Gsxrnoob]

Y’dont say

[@sc00tersteve]

@@casualwithballs what are you referring to?

[@leonardorodriguez9919]

I order it anyways at the end fuck your tips im having a goodnight out I'm a tip you more than the next bum waiting on the table cause I got duuuunnnnnttttsss

[@gamerjamson]

@@leonardorodriguez9919 Hope u tipping at least 40 percent if u staying through the entire rush otherwise keep it moving lol.

[@gamerjamson]

@@casualwithballs r/whoosh

[@twinsnsingles]

“Tears CasCADin’, dude.” One of your best episodes of Congratulations I’ve heard in awhile! Made my day! Thanks, Chris! I’ve been a true baby for years!

[@jennifermariejoyce]

The third cascade has RIPPLES.

[@buck11n]

Seriously I laughed this entire episode lmaooo

[@yakuzamoon7962]

🐐

[@jennifermariejoyce]

@@yakuzamoon7962 y’ibex?

[@luisaramos8884]

The Donda review I never knew I needed

[@splitdecisionpod.5760]

“Crazy….crazy….crazy crazy” *chris making awkward faces* *random Chris laugh outbrusts* LIFE IS RIPPING 🤙

[@dan12con]

Hahahaha hahahahaha

[@ijamesheath]

Eeeyuht's'foreign

[@nickbrenner6459]

“Guy in the way” fuuuck that got me good😂

[@raprometheus3051]

The last two years have birthed a clone army of Guy In The Ways!!!

[@adrianskowronski4492]

Life rips with Chris eeeyeeeeessss 🤙🏻🤙🏻

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

More Chris here hehe.

[@ch33ze0g]

Sup boi

[@LPeralta01]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA yooo i repeated the "we built this city singing" like 20 times lmao. My lord man, the arrogant face you make w that lil sly smile hidden in the back end has me dying over here.

[@jennifermariejoyce]

I’m sure you mean LORT.

[@froggiealicia]

Life can still rip even if you're all broken down.

[@TRUEiMPROrecords]

Yeah, a spat out desperate LA wannabe spiraling into nothingness is something I can entertain myself with.. listen to him, he is losing his fucking mind trying to be Chris Delia.

[@tommybahaama]

Bro right on my lunch break. It’s so perfect.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

We planned it for you bud. Surprise!!!!!!!!🥳

[@JavInDaUSA]

@@AlanaBananaCanada i would plan something for you😇

[@DFTNSHEXGRM]

I love it when Chris goes all in on a generic movie trailer premise bit

[@jumpboys1408]

Same 😆

[@originalgezus215]

Makin friends in the comment section! Hope everyone has a great day! Here for a silly goose time 👍😁👍

[@gunneryelton347]

This man came in with some real focused energy for this pod.

[@Kk-ej3fj]

Cult member from England! 🙋‍♀️ you're my favourite comedian so glad you're back!!... I can still sense a sadness in you, but you're smashing it dude! Keep it up!! 👍❤

[@cctc788]

Love your honest take on what's happening in the film industry. It's cash grab starring untalented famous 'internet celebrities' for their followers. It's dumb af.

[@TarnishedHollow]

The "I'm sorry strong guys" bit is my favorite.

[@harrywildegreer4039]

Same. Strong guys really hate it though

[@nickgrimes6484]

@@harrywildegreer4039 Its a fact; They do.

[@nattymaclive]

@@nickgrimes6484 sorry 'bout that

[@maverickd6214]

3:36 dude, that pissed me off. Don’t you ever get that close to drinking water, then NOT ever again.

[@jennifermariejoyce]

Hahaha citation!

[@musicloverzzz833]

When we gunna see you on tfntk podcast or this past weekend miss all you guys together... love every ya do keep doing you thing

[@mrdayumfine109]

You won't. Because right now, that's like Batman pulling up and having a nice sit down chat and a meal with Bane... S'what that's like. S'what that's like!!

[@Greeezy]

Other podcasts can put on vests with a bunch of pockets.

[@FrizzleMcDizzle]

Go on JRE with callen please. We all want it

[@mouzziewouzzie2305]

Joe Rogan, who can't be cancelled, doesnt want to invite him probably.

[@MrShtrudL]

dude imagine this guy's vocals all warmed up man

[@bocajr88]

Takin LIberties with the rock and roll song I see

[@MLTHLA]

Good to see ur doing well Chris😊

[@ajtyler367]

A Dodge Charger renner ? I’ve seen enough this is the best pod ever

[@SecondKira17]

Everybody this.. is the best part of my day 😧 *congratulations theme song*

[@calebwatson4970]

Chris when are you going on tour again, I want to come see you?!

[@adrianskowronski4492]

He said he probably not going any more shows

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

His stand up isn't even good. Podcast is where it's at.

[@jimmymorrison4282]

Dude has a son he wants to see grow up. Let him do him. He'll tour if he wants to tour.

[@SquillyWonka]

@@AlanaBananaCanada sure it isn't

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@SquillyWonka he tries too hard imo.. I like when he's more laid back, that's when he's funniest

[@thomasirish8755]

EUH Taking so many liberties on we built this city

[@J.CagleMMA]

When ya touring? Call it the uncancelled tour of 2021

[@charleygnarly1182]

Waking up to a D'elia upload means its gonna be a great day!! Fuck yeah baby!

[@shewbs4641]

“I’d be snorting Pepto Bismol.” Sometimes it’s those random quick hitters that get me the most… tears of laughter cascadin’ at 8am alone in my office lol

[@critfiend4736]

The grenade edit was lit af, who’s producing this Michael f***in BAY????

[@brett1234]

The Charger (Intrepidddd) story...Ugh so fucking funny. To save face...LOL.....

[@icecap112]

Guy in the way is completely real. Not that guy.

[@RichRetr0]

Alrighhhht, I clicked the shits!

[@arianemaciejewski2626]

Can you make cult members only merch? PLEASE!! on the back ‘drink the koolaid” eughhh ss’crass

[@jowithem9]

Lady you are so right on! YESsssssSse please!!!!!

[@jowithem9]

Yea but dig this, maybe it should say “ drink the coffee” instead ya know less on the nose but still def worrrrrks :) great idea GO GO Mo Merch! MO Merch!

[@ethang1578]

All week in my head " S'whatitslike"

[@crispymomo2251]

WE WANT TEN MINUTE PODCAST BACK!!!

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Some podcasts are slowww... and you dont know how long theyll last....

[@SquillyWonka]

Yes tf we do

[@crispymomo2251]

@@AlanaBananaCanada that’s why you’re listeningggg to … ten minute podcasttttttt

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@crispymomo2251 ☺️❤

[@WhaattUpp]

Dude Stop wearing represent Tshirts on the Pod. Otherwise everyone gone be wearing them birches soon. Let's keep it a small club.

[@carissasokolowski6766]

Was watching our man Theos pod and just realized MY KING Mr.D’elia has posted! I’ll be right back Theo ;) gotta watch my fav pod first sorry 😩😁😄

[@Gsxrnoob]

@LIFE RIPS because is dude..

[@loungewear13]

@LIFE RIPS lol

[@travisdwheat]

So many liberties taken on the singing bit. Angelic.

[@evanxavierdickerson]

Taking some Libertieeees!!!

[@30secondpoems13]

That Doctor is the epitome of “guy in the way”

[@jr3803]

Can I just say I adore you and love the new chris. The truth and feels and everything its raw dog chris. emotional for the right reasons.after the pandemic life it's like we look forward to hang time with you every week. Just had to give props. Luvin it Dude your a fucking legend.

[@michaeladams6847]

SWATHASLIKE!

[@andye5724]

Why do Guy in the ways always think they God? Why I DONT* go to certain bars, especially Guy in the way who wants to park your car when you can do it..

[@foundjensen]

Watch the whole thing in one sitting! Freaking love him!

[@brittneyross6176]

Chris on FIRE with this one, m'babies!! 🔥🚒🧯

[@gamerjamson]

Failboat

[@brittneyross6176]

@@gamerjamson Oops in my face.

[@Yadibandadi]

Fuck yeah. Been waiting seven days for this 😆 so we did what had to be done. Worked hard as fuck so shit dont make a fckn dent 🖕 - Holland

[@jessrussovlogs]

This ep had me dyyyyyin. All my shits are pressed. ✅👍🔔

[@arianemaciejewski2626]

Here to make friends and rollin on my dolo!!!

[@arianemaciejewski2626]

ALSO IM GUY IN THE WAY! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Kas1645]

Wna go to the moooovies

[@bethennybreyelle5399]

Can't wait for the tall grass. JuanFyre & IvanGetRidov Killing it this episode~!!

[@LockheartEXE]

LOL I was literally going to sleep but 26:34 made me crack up so hard I'm no longer tired

[@creteoxford203]

"We Built this City on SO MANY LIBEEERRRTtieessssSSSSS"

[@hypno5690]

Anyone want to be friends? Im here with m'wings spread, lookin for a frehhhh

[@jiannamaccarello9033]

I've been shooting my shot with the like button for a while now. Not just trying to smash.

[@sydneykunkle4080]

He sounded like Owen Wilson saying "wow" when he was making the engine revving noises 😭

[@Jakem763]

They day you and callen get on a pod for an episode will fucking be murderous

[@scarredfanumberone]

top3 podcasts, this is one of them!!

[@autogenes]

wooohooo (ﾟヮﾟ)🤙

[@pamela.rubano11]

I was waiting for the different intro!! S'regular. Buuuuuuuut s'okay the open mouth and all the rest of it still makes me die of laughter! love it love ya

[@nattymaclive]

Did you notice that at the end of it this time he goes "a little too far" exaggerated? And a look on his face that says "ya, I know you're sick of this but you know why I'm doing it? Cuz I'm GONNA do it DUDE" ..and that's why

[@gamerjamson]

He's not gonna do it every time.

[@frankymacf]

5:50 Too hot, too loud, too bright AND smelly? Brutal.

[@righteousred723]

Why does everyone at NPR have the same inflection in their voices? It's beyond aggravating, and probably done to trick the listener into thinking its important

[@jacobstewart2235]

I was thinking Axl Rose and then Chris going "na na na na na" sealed the deal.

[@mdougf]

Yay!!!!! 👏👏👏 They play the music too loud, yay!!! 👏👏👏

[@aaroniahevans3265]

cool it! with the dam liberties Chris!

[@henryktn]

I LOVE MAKING UP SHIT THATS NOT REAL THATS SECRETLY REAL DUDE

[@2704balu]

Love from South fuckin' India dude. Fly here someday or fly me to your fuckin place atleast. It's our podcast after all 😵

[@mrjoe27]

I took that Like button on a balloon ride with champagne.

[@TheHoodedPodcast]

I’m trying to make friends in the comments.

[@codywoodward2108]

Not gonna lie... minus the hookahs that resty sounds semi cozy

[@bagirath_prakash]

Salt and pepper. S'what it's like. S'what it's liike 😁

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

We are friends... (in the comment section) The city listens to the skyline we are friends..

[@betteryou7hanme]

Seriously just listened to that episode last night at work. 😂 Top 5 TMP crew bits. right next to the racist Starbucks in Chris's house.

[@MiyagiNariyoshi]

Let's go break in some boots together friend😎

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@betteryou7hanme me too it's my favorite :D

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@MiyagiNariyoshi lets do it 🤙

[@kevingutierrez9388]

Hot damn i needed the conblamification podcast today!

[@Kk-ej3fj]

Kind of want to watch the wedding trucker now 😂

[@lynchpinninetyone8254]

THE ASSHOLE RANT HAD ME ON THE FLOOR!

[@bni6786]

S’what that’s like! S’what that’s like…

[@gamerjamson]

Really miss the days when you could say fat ffs 😪

[@doodahman2995]

Gonna be tough to beat last week's S'What that's like episode. That was hilarious. I've been sharing that with everyone. And people love it. People who never heard of Chris are now fans.

[@RedeyedEm]

51 minutes.. dang, dont overdo it now.....

[@cadenrisner3310]

I wined and dined that like button

[@elthinker85]

When are we canceling cancel culture?

[@winstonsmith11]

George Washington was totally the only not asshole. Great call, Chris. Everyone basically wanted him to be king, and he was like "Naaaahhhh, Somebody else should have a turn". Respect.

[@metismessiah106]

Hey you need to roast Bryan callen since he back stabbed you

[@wood_whippin811]

Visions of a cabin on a pasture over the hills

[@kellybowen4453]

Taking a lottt of liberties with that song

[@ambitionx1639]

lmao “wedding trucker”

[@kendralynn897]

Chris you just perfectly described being conservative….we just want to be left alone.

[@melissak8892]

That's what most people want I believe, but they don't vote for it...not that it really matters anymore.

[@jodyreynolds23]

Who is this podcast even made for?

[@sleeplosangeles]

Chris you’re da fuckin Bestttt🔥

[@DerekRobertsonSomerville]

Highlight of my week 🙏🏻❤️🙌🏻🥳