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[@Maxisamo1]

Imagine being so insufferable that Stav has to talk himself into MAYBE sleeping with you

[@HarrisonHollers]

He’s on a diet so

[@stevenloukinas2337]

@@HarrisonHollers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@icallmybabystp]

"OK, maybe I'm on his side now..." lololol

[@Dualhammers]

Having to riff off an autistic man for years has made Stav the best in the biz. It's like training in 5x gravity

[@ChiefTJBallout]

dragon ball z chamber

[@PsychedelicArchaea]

@@ChiefTJBallout hyperbolic time chamber lol

[@kbdude8]

Also the way Stav exists is also like training jn 5x gravity

[@andrewbyrnes6389]

What happened? I don't get the reference

[@Shark_Arise]

Just more proof Stav can get consistent laughs regardless of what off the wall nonsense he has to work with. Still never misses a single beat with one banger after another delivered with zero hesitation. Never seen anything like this dude.

[@EdwardSnortin]

Paid comment

[@Pughhead]

Because you only see what he chooses to edit and upload

[@billyin4c514]

​@@kojoe711Yeah, the juice from you're mom's box.

[@Shark_Arise]

@@EdwardSnortin yeah I'm an older guy with zero social media, wouldn't even know how to do that or ever be interested in doing it and have zero needs financially to be doing something like that. Just giving the guy a genuine compliment as I've been watching stand up since the 80s and never seen crowd work anything like this. Makes me laugh every video and the only other guys I can say that about are Norm and Patrice. 99% of comics don't even get a chuckle out of me.

[@randell6180]

@@Shark_Ariseits an internet thing were if you give any type of praise you’re immediately a D rider lmao

[@tokilladaemon]

I love how when he took the guy's side her immediate assumption was "ohh because youre a taurus too and youre being defensive" and not "because astrology is a stupid way to judge your relationships" 😅

[@Drewzdev]

By stating that first, that implies that was the biggest problem with their relationship. It wasn’t like he doesn’t listen or he doesn’t take me seriously. I mean he doesn’t if that is her argument, but she must give good dome or something to put up with it for any length of time before doing your best Kurt Cobain impression

[@amethyst0ne]

“He’s a Taurus” LOL girl, bye !!

[@SmickyD]

immediately universally hated 😂

[@SeeStuDo]

Wasn't he a Taurus when they met? 😂

[@complexend4133]

*caring about astrology* girl bye!

[@Maver1ck911]

As a Taurus, yes thats psychopathy

[@WASH3D]

The "go burn his house down if you're really about it" got me! lmfaoooo

[@mukesh_bombay]

“Would the white lady like to talk now?” LMAOOO

[@drakebane9527]

This is 100% a Seattle crowd 😂

[@bobbressi5414]

I love that this guy's whole routine is just bantering with the audience. He is hysterical quite naturally

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Not his whole routine. A small fraction of his routine.

[@VinylUnboxings]

It’s actually not. He only puts the crowd work out so you everything you see at the show is the first time you’re hearing it. Most comics just can’t blow up on just crowd work, so they have to put more of their actual jokes online

[@thatgreenslime9517]

It's a 3 minute clip

[@TheChromeLegend]

When you getting chonky so you can't cross your arms properly 2:05

[@alexjeffrey3981]

If Stav is just "getting chonky" then I don't wanna know what fat af looks like 😂

[@jhendrixfanatic2]

it has to be hard to do larger and larger crowds. He deserves all the success

[@sooz7740]

I get fucking tricked by that phrase, "I'm Asian". I've already made reservations at the hibachi restaurant, and it ends up being a Syrian refugee. Also, I'm a Taurus.

[@kaipos8601]

Well done my guy

[@SargeanttheVR]

Stav training:...starts lifting a room full of people🫡🫢💪🏽🏋

[@user-gd8ll2dx1n]

You mean Ron Jeremy³?

[@vaels5682]

Lmao this one was amazing

[@ivanruiz2218]

"Yes, that is me" hahahahahah

[@hohohojo]

Reaching for this one

[@user-nk5ce5ow8d]

Stavros Is Just King of Crowds❤😂

[@mk4dea]

You can tell Stav is actually a smart dude. He fucking logics the shit out of his jokes and has a command of a wide range of topics. Dude said "you're two discrete people."

[@hunterq4202]

Yeah, discrete is a pretty big word

[@standardbrah]

ironically, it should've been distinct - discreet means secretive

[@mrbeans2425]

The goat!!

[@eduesmalo]

I met this girl in a bar and it was all laughter. Then she started talking about the horoscope and I told her kindly: I don't think you and I are going to get along well. She got monumentally angry. 🤣

[@Shackleford8]

You just have to let chicks be chicks. So many girls go through phases of that nonsense. Date em for awhile they'll stop believing in that shit once you tell them that astrology doesn't even line up with actual astronomy anymore like it did when all that astrology crap was created.

[@callum.dokkodo]

Such a [insert star sign name] thing to do!

[@tradtke101]

M'lady, I'm afraid I don't believe in horoscopes, only no-scopes.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

@@tradtke101 The only foreplay we do in bed is tea-bagging

[@Liamsnieceson]

Great use of monumentally. To be a fly on that wall

[@unregistereduser1088]

Stav was awesome in Die Hard 2

[@jaydenmartinez3835]

yall are rocks ! Lol what

[@huntercrainmusic]

Wild

[@LMarti13]

awesome shirt

[@ilikecatsyep]

Where did you get that shirt? I need it!

[@Vativ]

pleaseeeeeeeeeee come to the bay area

[@alexisdeligne8681]

Yessssss!!!!

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

Love you

[@perc9543]

this mf so funny😂

[@KaneFord]

This is the rise of Dark Stavvy

[@zephyr707]

when did rocks become bad things haha

[@andrewshaw278]

I like sometimes it just goes nuts this crowd was on one

[@EayuProuxm]

"Go burn his house down, if you're really about it" *Generic video game menu music plays* What a wild way to finish

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

Damn, first time I've seen Stavvy give up on someone.

[@ItchyKneeSon]

I honestly don't understand how people can seem to have any interest in astrology. Especially to the point that they let it justify their decision making. But, to each their own....

[@RoyalReyna]

I'm not into astrology, but I feel the same way about religion. We as a society think it's completely normal to let a book dictate your life but God forbid some people find meaning in the position of the planets and stars. 😅

[@electrodynamicorb6548]

Billionaires use astrology Millionaires don't use Astrology, billionaires do. J.P. Morgan

[@weisshxc]

@@electrodynamicorb6548Are you a billionaire or a millionaire? No and you never will be.

[@electrodynamicorb6548]

@@weisshxc that wasn’t my argument but yes being a millionaire is attainable.

[@natedogg890]

​@@electrodynamicorb6548 You probably never will, but keep up the hope I guess...

[@Ou8y2k2]

Where'd you get that sweatshirt, Stavros?

[@WaldoCarmen]

Stav brings up an interesting point. I wonder if every guy in China just walks around going, “is that me?”

[@hunteranfinsen6655]

Worth it for the boyfriend just to hear stav call her annoying

[@Turco949]

She should have called it "Halk Pass".

[@misfitbritt]

Sooo... did you complete said hall pass.. or nahhhh!?!?!

[@Freiheit1232]

Women need to understand that the equivalent of men buying into conspiracy is y’all buying into zodiac signs… its all fictional

[@patscott34]

it's basically another form of racism, having prejudice feelings towards someone because of something they can't control (e.g. their birth date)

[@L.i.am95]

Exaaaactly dude

[@Liamsnieceson]

When every sign has something that describes you… I mean at what point do they realize

[@ericg1100]

No the equivalent is men buying into politics, conspiracies more often than not are true, politics and horoscopes are just feeding you bullshit and pretending like it has bearing on your life 😂😂

[@Tavat]

@@ericg1100No, politics is a real thing that exists and the consequences are often massive depending on the outcome. That doesn’t mean if you’re interested in politics you think whatever happens determines your destiny. Astrology is straight-up bullshit.

[@TheHalfBlackReaper]

That X-Files shirt tho...

[@krillansavillan]

Need

[@benobrien5075]

Its from bredpress aka frog home video

[@user-gd8ll2dx1n]

**That X-Files California King sheet tho...

[@unboxedcharacter]

It’s wild how many folks are thinking about organ colors all the time 😂😂

[@Biotoze]

Bruh you must suck if Stav gotta talk himself into it 😂

[@MP5..]

Sir, do not redeem!

[@imacomputer1234]

A++++

[@dogchaser520]

Loved the point about races. An incisive mark that reflect's Stav's' learned past

[@asherrfacee]

Weird crowd, funny stav

[@user-pv4yc1vp2f]

❤

[@markz2631]

F- it! Stav is my hall pass too. I call top.

[@iEnjoyTrains]

How do I acquire this shirt? Please someone help me this could change my life.

[@benobrien5075]

Its from bredpress aka frog home video, youre welcome

[@iEnjoyTrains]

@@benobrien5075 appreciate ya

[@peteypablo13]

I swear these people are not real. I simply refuse to believe it

[@funwithoutpants]

But did she cash in her hall pass that night?

[@TheDrokon]

Crowd work doesn't hit the same in big rooms

[@fknutz4400]

Crazy weird ass show lol were yall all just hangin out or something?

[@dsmith2568]

My man Ron Jeremy looking rough

[@user-gd8ll2dx1n]

He's so gross dude. All these people pretending he's not have serious issues. He looks like 3 Ron Jeremy's at once.

[@spanishflea634]

Old joke that never was funny.

[@dsmith2568]

@@spanishflea634 you just be the coolest person you know

[@spanishflea634]

@@dsmith2568, i'm not unoriginal...

[@dsmith2568]

@@spanishflea634 no you’re hung and cool af. Only truly greats are keyboard warriors. Thank you for gracing me with your words

[@jasonahlstrand1118]

I will never understand people’s … confidence in horoscopes. Really such a strange way to make decisions involving another person.

[@TestifyOnHigh]

Was this in California or something 😂

[@chasec8381]

I knew she was insufferable the way she said “I’m Asian” and “he’s a Taurus

[@xBridgeFour]

Different people said both lol

[@khazad2112]

Two different people, but yeah, they both seems annoying.

[@leastbased]

woman = insufferable. chill incels yall mfers are always seething

[@chemical2401]

and we know they were different people because one was white and the other was asian @@xBridgeFour

[@singledadsurrogacy]

Sleezeos halkias

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

Sexyos Halkias

[@dogchaser520]

just break up lul

[@glachloser]

Taurus we're the best in bed so 🤷

[@skipwestbrook8489]

No comment

[@skipwestbrook8489]

No comment

[@ryanhw12]

@@skipwestbrook8489 Respect

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

mission passed + respect

[@FickleTarts]

The room is tooooooooopoo big well not that big but it’s on the brink ….any bigger would be harder to talk to the crowd.

[@clayjack9969]

He is looking a bit thinner here. Could be the fit is just better at hiding it but he seems thinner.

[@dirtydish6642]

This is the age of Aquarius.

[@L.i.am95]

This crowd is terrible

[@byhardy]

what are they yapping ab

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

would love to know where this starsign horseshit first started and why it still has such a grip on women's views... it's completely antiscientific nonsense...

[@BlueBeetle1939]

Probably the greeks I say we put this one on Stavros atlas like shoulders

[@blowfishfootman]

modern astrology started in the 1800s and it comes and goes as a popular fad lol, not that serious

[@bandofmountains]

Calm down smooth brain. It’s quite literally just another way to format self-care for psychiatric counseling and processing. I think it’s dumb as shit too and completely unscientific in fact but definitely helpful to those in certain ways in doses. You not getting laid has nothing to do with astrology, she would’ve left you any way. Don’t be so angry.

[@bruv1039]

If living a subsistance or hunter gatherer lifestyle, there are times of year with surplus food and others with a lack. The circumstances, especially caloric intake, of the first few months of an infants life are often predictors of future personality traits. A modern lifestyle just doesn't have circumstances change that much from month to month. So there may be something to it, even if everyone I've ever met interested in horoscopes was full of shit.

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

@@bruv1039 well that ancient history is interesting but its a stretch to say it has any impact on the modern interpretation and pop celebration of it.... just a way for people to 'simplify things' and come up with broad stereotypes they can box people into... perhaps one of the last few ways you can be publicly ignorant lol anyway, I don't even mind it, but there has to be a reason magazines and websites are pushing it still

[@EdwardSnortin]

Trash

[@dirtydish6642]

Taurus', am I right?!

[@roskypolkerkan8355]

I think that's the first girl he's ever talked to doing crowd work.

[@dftp]

It's not

[@bawseeeee602]

no idiot

[@Jdkieddj]

I tried listening to the Theo Von podcast with Stavy that came out a few weeks ago and I couldn't get through 20 minutes of it. Stav's laugh is so fucking annoying. Dude is going to be the next Kreisher if he doesn't chill out.

[@duxnihilo]

I like his laugh, it's endearing.

[@user-gd8ll2dx1n]

Ron Jeremy³ needs to lose the laugh and the weight

[@Jdkieddj]

@@duxnihilo its annoying and over the top. and often times not genuine. you like a fake laugh, good for you.

[@duxnihilo]

@@Jdkieddj It's called an 'easy laugh'. Some people have that.