Nurse breaks up with coworker on same floor | Stavros Halkias | Stand Up Comedy

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[@Kowbinz]

0:36 That guy in the audience laughed harder at the idea of a male nurse than anything else

[@SuperSpasticNinja]

By law of nature, every friend group has to have at least one such guy in it

[@davidec.4021]

Lmaooo he just ignored him but he was fucking howling, insane

[@cangel8563]

He probably knew where that was going. Nurses (both genders) are known for being freaky.

[@xv9021]

We have a really good dude in our friendgroup, literally known as a goodman among us and other randoms. He works at youth centers with troubled kids, and all we can do is joke about how hes fucking them all the time.

[@PaulH206]

bro still thinks it's funny to be a male nurse

[@Aaron-th7xx]

2:39 such a good punchline lol. You can see Stav start to laugh as he thinks of it.

[@CH-bp3bj]

Boom! Roasted!

[@drewthomas160]

he even knew it was going to kill. haha dude is savage

[@BlakeColie]

Slam dunked him!!! Haha

[@andrewzadel3527]

"Let the stenographer note..." Stav coming up with killer lines on the fly. Dude is intelligent af.

[@493HZ]

Learned from the best

[@jo8k]

Continue to remain impressed

[@firstnamelastname9725]

A master boyardee at his craft

[@bryanergau6682]

*Kraft

[@2FadeMusic]

lmfao@@bryanergau6682

[@undeathmetal6574]

I dont think I've ever seen this man in the same shirt twice but they're all mad dope

[@theMasterChiefRules]

Then you haven’t been watching enough

[@buddyguy4723]

Because the sauce.

[@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510]

He doesn't travel with luggage. He just goes straight to the nearest thrift store in every city he visits and buys whatever shirt is the cheapest.

[@SnackPatrol]

I've noticed this as well, his shirt game is on point. Lot of goofy thrift store-type stuff like a Japanese Goodfellas one I seen, some Y2K thing with a cat for no reason.

[@jasonberger9]

he rocks sergio tacchini tracksuits sometimes, total fashion icon

[@georgevas2889]

third on the depth chart is hilarious

[@ddsherds50]

Just imagine having a therapist that talked like Stav to their patients😂

[@iesickboy]

I have, and he was great. Shortly after celebrating 10 years sober he died of an overdose. That'll get a patient straight.

[@noahbirdrevolution]

@@iesickboy Bro, that lil story is the start of a stand up career.

[@IronLungKiefKing]

I feel like there’s a few comedies that could be made from this thread

[@christianwilliams8145]

I loved how you could hear one dude laughing his ass off after the guy said he was a nurse

[@williamforsythe9180]

That was me. Male nurses are GAYYY

[@GuiiBrazil]

Maaaan.. I laughed so much with the "You don't understand when things are ending, buddy!". Holy shit man, this was so good.

[@paulbo9033]

This guy is legit the best crowd work comedian there is.

[@thelaurens1996]

Matt Rife is very good as well. Different style, different content, both great!

[@paulbo9033]

@@thelaurens1996 noted, will check him out..thanks

[@CB-cp9kf]

"I'm just gonna fuck and figure it out later 🤷‍♂" 😂

[@raiusdaltar1483]

I love the people that always provide subtitles in the comments, thanks man!

[@noahbirdrevolution]

1:18 the foot kick lol

[@07trailshredder]

He's been watching that Blau dude lol

[@mine-mine-gimme]

This one's an instant classic. That last burn....

[@garrett6118]

This is probably your best. The last line 🤣

[@WELOSTDARRIN]

The ending was hilarious lol

[@pimppopotamustard]

Gotta say that's the best crowdwork yet

[@jacksart7810]

This honestly might be the best piece of crowd work I've seen from Stav. It's so crisp, no fluff, and every punchline hits. Well done, Stavvy baby

[@bjarczyk]

I would need to stare at a notebook for like 2+ years to think of these jokes and he comes up with them on the fly. Unbelievable lol.

[@kevingedney3542]

Idk how Stav keeps getting consistently better and better with his crowd work.

[@steph7960]

" 3rd on the depth chart"😂💀💀

[@TommyEsquire]

Always been hilarious, but Stav's stand up went to a different level the last couple of years.

[@p0st-nutclarity]

Believe it or not, he lost over 300 pounds in the last couple of years

[@SpenyGreenwoodie]

Hahahaha he even amazes himself with his madman genius abilities hahahahah

[@degz1s]

She's not yours, it's just your turn bruther.

[@reverendgaddy2435]

"... don't know when things are ending." And that is why Stav is the best.

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

Stavs got to be very careful he went from tracksuit fat to Hawaiian shirt fat there's no turning back now

[@strueplay]

this was from his show in Portland, had me cracking up the entire time. luv u stavvy bb

[@toooes]

poor nurse man

[@glizama15]

*murse

[@MiggerPlease]

Usually the crowd work makes me hate the person he picks on but I really feel bad for this loser lol he got roasted

[@matthewharland322]

Look at the fucking thumbnail 😂 Not necessary

[@beefeeb]

@@matthewharland322 you know the people in the thumbnails are from stock images right lmao

[@Psilo-gn1sx]

​@@matthewharland322 this mfer thinks a dude wore scrubs and a stethoscope to a comedy show lol

[@matthewharland322]

@@beefeeb No I thought they told the guy hey we want to play your retarded face all over KZbin so put on your nurses scrubs real quick and do a stupid expression to show everyone what an idiot you are, oh and make some yellow lines pop out of your head too

[@matthewharland322]

@@beefeeb Yeah no shit Sherlock. That's a baffling thing to ask me, you must be a child.

[@jasonberger9]

lmao brutal

[@michaelluciano1980]

2:40 damnnnn 💣 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@nicolegio9173]

Genius!😂😂😂

[@johnpaskell4431]

We need more videos Stavros!

[@chips989]

God he went tough on this guy

[@senorsuave]

Seemed to enjoy ripping up the easy target, poor schlub was doomed

[@DesignByKirk]

ONe of the greatest ever at crowd work!

[@jakegarmon7267]

therapy 101

[@benjamin4990]

Best piece of crowdwork that i 've seen from stav

[@LBTennis]

Brutality

[@loganmackay7150]

Jesus, dude got set on fire

[@f0t0b0y]

I mean he hast to be in the top five best crowd work ever. 🤣🤣🤣

[@headswillroll89]

Hey dude, love your stuff. Stay "woke" i love it.

[@jakethesnake9749]

Just ordered a calendar for my valentine day for my bro 😂😂😂

[@jennthelen4721]

He's a master

[@glachloser]

Poor guy got wrecked

[@jacksonjones2220]

Stav is perfecting his craft

[@CiscoSZR]

I went for the Ravens because of Stav!!

[@aaronarnold2250]

Stav should start a therapy app. You input questions and he just breaks it down hard.

[@andrewslat7283]

To be fair, I've almost always gone for it when a woman hits on me first. Maybe not the best decision, but it's a lot easier.

[@joe-zj8js]

Looking like quagmire out here plus 200lbs

[@sebylive__]

u are the fucen GOAT

[@oghash4912]

😂

[@michaelgeib5948]

I mean a fucking masterclass in comedy

[@onolopa]

tza tza ky

[@dillygoat_]

😂🤣💀

[@kiangibson7571]

I bet Stav absolutely murders in any argument

[@jdilly935]

I love Stav and I know this was all joking around and not serious at all, but that last line made me feel so sad for the nurse.

[@humbledone6382]

Coma patient woke up… things ended badly.

[@thecitywentaway]

stavros doesnt have enough chest hair to pull this shirt off

[@rumble2468]

Stavros should have become a fat police detective. He'd find all the inconsistencies in a suspects answers.

[@willvr4]

0:37 guy laughing when a guy said he was a nurse. You should look up the payscale for nurses post-covid. In NY, it's close to 6 figures right out of school.

[@dinok7630]

Cope harder bro is a nurse and dated a nurse who hit him up and is now flagabastered that she fucked off.

[@chemical2401]

@@dinok7630 Right so that means that being a nurse is not a good job?

[@orrinransfield2569]

@@chemical2401Actually I think it means @dinok7630 has a learning disability and we shouldn't make direct eye contact because I'm getting real "He's a biter" vibes.

[@jacobperlmutter2293]

A prime example of stavvys vicious wit Band name vicious wit ??

[@jaminthevancomedy]

🔥🔥

[@alextotheroh8071]

Who does better crowd work? I'll wait.

[@MatildaAndFriends]

Hey, sometimes work is the best place as long as you are cool if it doesn't workout. /Sometimes the other person isn't cool but c'est la vie.

[@dsmith2568]

My man Ron Jeremy looking rough

[@touncy1533]

😀

[@thrilla44]

Dude goes to comedy show to laugh... ends up going home and crying into his pillow. 😂

[@zachmoyer1849]

but everyone else slept like a baby somebody has to take one for the team lol

[@ticallianstallion9328]

I had a lot of fun with a nurse when I was 19. I don't think it was as fun for her

[@Absquatulationist]

audio quality crunchy af this time. hurt my ears

[@Absquatulationist]

still watched and enjoyed the whole thing.

[@claredyj2015]

Sorry to be naive but what does third on the depth chart mean?

[@DasInf13]

It means you're the backup to the backup plan. 3rd option

[@snicker576]

He's talking about D length, meaning she has other guys in her life that take precedence over his attention because he's not the biggest

[@claredyj2015]

@@DasInf13 Oh I see now! Thanks for letting me know! 👍🏼👍🏼

[@JeffMathews1713]

Heyooo

[@pauljacobs6478]

Stacy has some savage ones but I think this one might be at his savagesest.. ouch

[@littlemoto1]

All crowd work no stand up 😅😅😅

[@zachmoyer1849]

they dont post their routine because then people wouldnt come to the shows or less would anyways but they post crowd work because its a little different every show so it can be posted without seeming repetitive.

[@AkaStilly]

If clueless was a person 😅😅😅

[@Ryan-co7on]

Bro put out a special that’s fuckin hilarious and I saw him live in arena where he couldn’t do crowd work…he’s funny af

[@bloodwrage]

Why is his face purple? It must have something to do with his w8, but what specifically is causing it

[@Shiftarus]

It could be hot on stage, the stage lights also may be colored. Perhaps he's feeling slightly anxious or it's just from laughing. Its really pretty slightly tinted maybe your monitor needs to be color balanced. Perhaps your mom was sitting on his face right before this clip. There's all sorts of sane reasons to suspect somebodies face is flushed

[@Shiftarus]

Why would somebody post 50 comments on videos of a comedian he doesn't like?

[@bloodwrage]

@@Shiftarus You just posted two under my comment. Maybe that explains it for you.

[@mnemonichotpocket]

Stavys gonna be in Grand Rapids? Gtfo.... I didn't think our little city was able to pull names

[@feelthesun]

please stop the sound tracks

[@jaminthevancomedy]

Come for stand up, leave with dating advice

[@freezemyheaddotcom]

Goddamn. Watching this vid after a few Jeff Arcuri nice guy bits and I forgot how brutal Stav can be. Merciless!

[@jamesrobbins8938]

Never taste the meat were you make your bread....