Man Hasn't Gotten Laid Since Obama Was In Office | Stavros Halkias | Stand Up Comedy

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[@0gamerboy]

That "shut the fuck up" came from the heart. Stav was ready to swing on the entire audience. 😂😂

[@JStack]

“You two parents havin motherfuckers, I don’t care you suburban raised mfers are uncomfortable right now we’re gonna get to the bottom of this.”

[@blushingfrieza]

Stavs a good man

[@DASRH]

I believe stavros totally lazer focused on getting Raphael laid that night and probably succeeded.

[@SirNightmareFuel]

2:49

[@jasonshink6589]

He can't even move his arms. You just have to roll him down a hill

[@hohohojo]

Recently discovered Stavros, and he's immediately become a favorite. These longer form interactions are gold.

[@maxmotors9497]

Whatever you do don't listen to his podcast

[@JudySucks]

He has a podcast called call her daddy

[@hanahanasukoshi4457]

You should check out his podcast Red Scare

[@krispymelonman5307]

I'm gay

[@amintconditionchicken]

Don't listen to his podcast. Its the worst thing ever made.

[@inktoxicant]

"This man knows his dad for sure, hear that confidence to be that wrong?" An off the cuff killer, he's the best

[@marleymop2963]

I'm the guy he said it to but I was right which imo makes it funnier lmao

[@lollercoaster2010]

@@marleymop2963 wow that's so cool man can I see your balls?! Maybe an autograph??

[@nebDDa]

@@marleymop2963 bro 12???

[@stickbugblues5626]

@@marleymop2963 twelve years old??

[@inktoxicant]

@@marleymop2963 did your brain go to Obama's first term when he said he hadn't had sex since his presidency? Because if that's the case 12 makes a little more sense, but *only* a little 😂

[@twhontehwon200]

Stav was a virgin for a while and had divorced parents. He connects with this man and defends him

[@IveGotToast]

I hope we were all virgins for awhile

[@boonsaplenty3924]

@@IveGotToast Lol right, yeah I was "virgin for a while" on and off again, you know how it is

[@johnsonjunior547]

Till what age?

[@twhontehwon200]

I'm pretty sure it was early 20s

[@FactStorm]

How would you know that?

[@weswashburn4321]

Still never heard Stavi tell a joke yet… But as always his crowd work is unmatched!!!

[@steeleronfire7030]

@@conor50 Its a smart way he markets his shows by only putting the crowd work clips on youtube. I'm dying to go see him live from all these clips

[@lukess.s]

And I'm gonna be hard THE WHOLE TIME

[@jakejutras5420]

I'm curious about his written work too man

[@Quoxozist]

his earlier material kinda sucked but his writing has been getting a fair bit better, especially with this current tour, he also used to be very stiff in delivery and on-stage presence but now just like his crowd work it's much more relaxed and smooth-flowing.

[@agnidas5816]

y'all don't know the definition of a joke..

[@troglodyte_therapist]

The combination of continual practice and the confidence of having a bunch of easy-gotten money has turned Stavros into an absolute machine on stage

[@TheCaptainbarnacles]

Where has Stav been getting easy cash? Selling himself under a bridge?

[@patrickbaklava7297]

And 5$ of that is from me

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@TheCaptainbarnacles Jerkin off punks for 15 dollars a man, Stav is salt of the earth by god. He'll never admit to it but that man was built in cum and sawdust.

[@havanaradio]

he works 8 hours a month podcasting and cashes probably 20k a month at least from patreon etc.

[@andrewh5138]

Hey hey hey hey. It’s not EASY to listen to Nick impersonate a Chinese speaking guy impersonating Jack Nicholson for 15 minutes straight.

[@keviiinramaaaage7650]

Bro it’s confidence. Look at Stav. He’s a big guy and a dude literally came to his show and yelled out “you banged our friend after your show at our school” Stav was like which one was she? 😂

[@ilikespacedinosaurs]

It's also money and success to be fair, confidence and a sense of humour will go a long way though

[@lukess.s]

Stav being big is the least disgusting part of his features

[@ginosko_]

That's not confidence it's lack of morals and filthiness

[@joedoe2770]

For me, I was always a twig, never got a haircut, didn’t care about having new clothes. Would always dress “comfortable” everywhere I went. Moment I changed that, started working out, regularly getting haircuts and new clothes, woman just gravitated to me. Two full sleeve tattoos later and it was a wrap, that attention in turn increased my confidence

[@joedoe2770]

@@ilikespacedinosaurs money and success ain’t it. I hooked up with countless attractive woman while driving a 2003 Ford Focus, living at my moms, and making trash money. Money and success will more you more woman and a different type of woman that’s for sure

[@GramOfAdderall]

"He knows his dad for sure. You hear that confidence to be that wrong." DUDE. What a killer line that ties back to an earlier statement, all improved. Amazing.

[@odnewdylee]

Stavros is killing it. He can't drop enough content. Best up comedian nowadays and future legend.

[@wutsit2yuhhuh246]

I have always steered clear of comedians. Just never really enjoyed them all too much. But this dude?! His humour is spot on for me 🤣

[@iaintgivingyoushitok2679]

Same here I don't usually like standup comedy but stav kills me for some reason

[@theleastbannedman]

@@wutsit2yuhhuh246 try big jay oakerson too if you like this kinda crowd work stuff. there’s so many great crowd work guys

[@wutsit2yuhhuh246]

@@theleastbannedman great thank you!

[@carrickcullen3567]

@@theleastbannedman big jay sucks dude

[@vixxa]

He handled this expertly. Funny, warm and irreverent all at the same time.

[@Pappaoh]

Love your insight. I can't think of anyone else at the moment who pulls all that off at once

[@ivbqwljrf234]

@@Pappaoh bro shes not going to give you some cooch lmao relax

[@coleblackman8613]

This guy always gets the wildest crowds lol

[@emuccino]

A bunch of virgins is the wildest crowd ? 🤔😂

[@syd5380]

if you’re familiar with the podcast then you’ll know why

[@LeoSkyro]

Then someone who is fat and doesn't get pussy, where could you find such a gem

[@cu11en76]

@@emuccino Naw people who couldn't do 22-16

[@CorePathway]

He makes them

[@smifffygames]

I reckon Stav is right on the cusp of going major league. The format of the podcast where he's basically the 2nd mic to set up bits for Nick doesn't really do justice to how good Stav is as a comedian in his own right.

[@Dudeguy217]

Yeah these clips are blowing up, excited for the full special in may

[@2FadeMusic]

stav is the opposite of nick, barely ever funny in the podcast format but really shines with the standup

[@smifffygames]

@@2FadeMusic Couldn't agree more. I think a lot of it has to do with the cynical tone of the podcast as well. Nick is fucking hilarious, but he isn't particularly likable to most people and he has absolutely no mass-market appeal. Give Nick a niche audience of gay racist nerds who can't/won't drive to go and see him, and the man can fucking soar.

[@madtonesbr]

100% lol, Nick's acting career is dead and he's depressingly going through the motions on the pod while Stav has all this gold to share

[@XIVDock]

Started getting podcast clips in my recommended vids again, and I’ve got to say this seems like a really accurate take. Nick on his own is full of cynical absurdism, which I like, but without another person to like, “humanize” the interaction I don’t think it’d be nearly as funny to listen to. These crowd interaction clips really highlight how good Stav is at the stuff that he brings to the podcast IMO

[@darko9854]

Literally the funniest human ever your crowd work is insane my guy

[@XplicitTruth444]

Another great crowd work comedian is Andrew Schultz, they’re both amazing

[@icecoldchilipreppers6496]

His crowd work is amazing that's for sure.

[@alexjoneslover2241]

stravos is really good but andrew shultz has the best crowd work in the game hands down

[@THApeanutMagician]

I mean he's good but he's no Tom Myers

[@koth_harvest_final]

@@XplicitTruth444 schultz can do crowd work but the majority of his jokes are like "WOMEN! AM I RIGHT?"

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

Stav just treats his crowds like 💩 and they can't get enough of it. Neither can I lmao

[@elijahgavin6706]

He’s a fat male dominatrix

[@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677]

He doesn't tho. Nothing is ever mean spirited

[@glitchedoom]

I love how his go-to question is always "So your dad was a piece of shit?"

[@austinhall3937]

If there was 1 wingman I could have for the rest of my life it would be Stav 1000%

[@CorePathway]

He would snake the dates. 😂

[@rabbit3828]

Lowkey, stav was for real trying to help the guy, even with the jokes. Much respect.

[@superchroma]

and yet when nick tries to tell him he needs to lose some weight he storms off 🤔

[@sus425]

@@superchroma because he knows he needs to lose weight. It’s not helpful. Stav hit the nail on head at the time when he said that some autistic retard telling you you’re going to die at 60 is the last thing that will help you lose weight

[@RatchetPo]

Raph woulda gave up his ssn if stav asked. Respect

[@z0305866]

Lol I read that's as " woulda gave up his ass"

[@yungtube7848]

@@z0305866 thats one way to end a dry spell

[@rossedwardmiller]

“Well, let’s just say my social security number is as follows:”

[@nigelio3]

"You've worked on yourself to completion? You're done?" LMAOOO

[@tyreselannister7526]

This guys crowd work is some of the best I've ever seen, he never misses 🤣

[@dylanmcdowell3894]

Holy shit man that Ninja Turtles joke at the end is fucking gold. This is also the most wholesome crowd work set I've ever seen. Stav is a legend.

[@TheShmileyDawg]

The way this guy can just improv and work the crowd effortlessly is pretty fucking amazing. I feel like Stavros could go onstage with only one joke prepared and still manage to fill out his set while keeping the crowd laughing

[@bobhope707]

Since Nov ‘16, this dude has me beat by like 6 months. Welcome to the club.

[@Luckyj714]

By choice or??

[@bobhope707]

@@Luckyj714 I mean like kinda. I’m pretty close to just buying a hooker, the fact that I havent yet I guess means its “voluntary” on some level. Low self-esteem and introversion. Anxious. Bad mix. Tried solving, gave up somewhat easily.

[@ThrillhouseToTheMax]

Look into ACT and CBT self treatments for mental health. Getting your mental side sorted will be a great help in helping you feel more confident. Also work on your diet and physical health, these all help you to feel better, which in turn helps you to feel more confident. All of this leads to people being attracted to you!

[@waynedub1167]

@@bobhope707 Have you heard of the 3 Fs? If it flys, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent than own.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@waynedub1167 This man is preaching the gospel

[@trippasnippa119]

this guy is actually genuinely a hilarious guy just to be able to stand up there and have a genuine conversation in front of everyone, interact with the crowd, and improv like that. Love him!

[@cornycob]

this guy is a legend

[@mcbrizzle82]

Lol, Stavros doing counseling through comedy.

[@colinbrannon2051]

I love how genuine this guy is. He seems like such a fun guy to be around

[@Davpache81]

Suddenly this guy is all over KZbin and I absolutely love his comedy.

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

This man needs a crowd work only special.

[@Zukku15]

The pure chaos of this show.. God bless Stav

[@evergreen4034]

I used to love stand up but slowly began to hate most comedians for some reason. This guy is the first comedian to make me laugh in idk how long

[@Luke_MoonWalker]

U sound fun..... Not! How could you hate Chapella and Bill Burr!?

[@brotherfecil4092]

This dude is gona be big, you can tell! His shows seem hilarious

[@brotherfecil4092]

@yougotservedyo yeah hilarious, I bet your an oil painting ain’t you!

[@MrDrivingFaster]

Stavros is a natural. NETFLIX give this guy a special!!!!!

[@mr.cantsay]

Netflix can suck it.

[@SoapyBun]

ANYTHING but Netflix

[@scmmm]

Stav you are an absolute UNIT my brother 😤😤😤

[@Blueskies233]

Dont know how i stumbled on this guy, but so glad i did. Hilarious😂😂😂

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

I love how all of Stavs content seems like its clips from a special he has but its actually just random shit he films from random sets.

[@sanche215]

I gotta see this dude but I'm afraid of getting called out and put on KZbin. coming to my city so I guess this is the price you pay! lol love your show

[@dualsportdadz]

with an awesome name like that? I would say, bring it on Stavvy baby.

[@sanche215]

@@dualsportdadz ayye shout-out!! Nah but I'll def be at his show for sure

[@cu11en76]

He plays in mine, but the venue is 21 plus

[@Pepperoni0409]

Sat next to the dude he’s talking to… I was with a tall girl and he asked “any short kings in the crowd” and I stayed completely silent lololol

[@Polar_Bear7]

@@Pepperoni0409 nah you gotta yell out and represent. Even if you’re wrong.

[@thedoommarine9174]

Bro, just saw you tonight in SD and you fucking murdered it. Legitimately the single best standup routine I’ve ever seen. Well done, man!

[@djcmart6108]

Him calling him “Raph” at the end was so wholesome lol

[@Ribbityibzki]

I don't think I've ever seen a standup set and a therapy session happen at the same time and actually be the same thing.

[@paulhansmeier1029]

I love how he makes the people involved in the show and interacts live. He seems like a genuine guy when he’s on the stage and I admire it

[@TURBONERD]

Stav is honestly a God of crowd work

[@BoE420]

I rewinded him saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP" like 400 times. I keep laughing harder man this dudes the best

[@sadsoul777]

“Huh? 12? That’s not right…” 😂😂😂

[@source_neo]

Ninja Turtle was his father 🤣

[@GonzoPandora69420]

The crowds sympathetic "Ohhh" when they heard this poor man hadn't been laid since Obama. Felt that...

[@JP-rp2lh]

The best thing about this is that you know it boosted the hell out of this guy’s confidence

[@iLikeC00kieDough]

We need an update on Raph

[@chillimayo2661]

Dude you even got the shots of the crowd members now that's awesome

[@leothelion2001]

Ladies and gentleman we're witnessing the birth of a new legend, Stavros is turning into a massive star , already my number one favorite, the way he can instantly make jokes on the fly like that is something very phenomenal , he's just conversating with his audience and making jokes as he goes like he's a free styler , his wits reminds me of triumph the dog whom roasted people at will , I love in how fast he comes up with a punch line and his creativity is off the charts , can't wait for him to show up at tampa bay

[@aidandagawd]

Stavy has become my favorite comedian. Just a genuine funny guy.

[@spaceninjasteve3356]

Stav has quickly became my favorite comedian. His style of comedy and crowd work just works

[@davidbeazley1958]

Stav doing the work of angels.

[@jamiebradley7784]

Never heard of this guy till last week he is one of the best improv comedians I've ever heard. Why isn't this dude more known. Hope he makes great money he should

[@md-er2wz]

I could watch him work the entire crowd for hours and never get bored 😂

[@ch-ir8ld]

And after the show, Stavvy took his new friend to an Asian massage parlor.

[@Flint_Ironstag]

Stav knows nothing about those. That’s a job for his Shekel American friend

[@RustOnWindows]

Lmfaooo love when stav tells crowd to shut the fuck up

[@firstlast476]

Stavros killing it. watched everyone since I found him. keep killing it bro, going places. gonna be huge. his crowd work is impeccable , needs a special. hello Netflix. how he so quick? damn. love him. favourite comedian ever

[@JMosUndefeated]

"Site unseen" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SirBonsley]

I gotta say, this man is all over the crowd work!!! Loving the clips Stavros 🤩

[@joenason6423]

This guys videos makes me smile daily. Love his interactions and on the fly comedy. Good stuff!

[@heyjamilton]

jfc. so funny. "this guy knows his dad. the confidence to be THAT wrong." LOL

[@rogerfederer1233]

Stavro's set is basically conversations I have with coworkers, after talking to them a third time or more.

[@nicks8505]

Love all these videos, but this one takes the cake 😂 crowdworking legend

[@misterincognito6089]

What an absolute legend, enjoyed every second, keep it man!

[@mauldothelastcrafter8194]

"Don't talk about my friend, whatever your name is, like that" was actually a really nice thing to say in that moment

[@robertstraw9881]

He’s one The best comedians around right now.

[@Ngutech]

Stavvy baby is blowing up. 1M+subs by this time next year and Netflix special on the way. And please bring back Stavvy solves your problems show!

[@BillDraheim]

You are starting to grow on me mate. I really dig you laughing at yourself and your jokes. That shit cracks me up.

[@angelscustomtrimllc.6396]

Bro this guy has to be the next big comedian. He’s definitely my type of humor 🤣🤣.

[@dollabill167]

Jesus stavy can’t do basic subtraction under 3 minutes 😂

[@mykal2803]

His audience work is incredible.

[@MrHxChris]

Holy shit, I don’t even remember going to this show, and yet here I am, live and in living color.

[@PeterFnPorker]

best crowd work around

[@CZProductions]

People think not having sex since 2015 is bad? That's really not a big deal at all dude. I have a few friends that are still virgins at 25 and 26. If you see this Raphael then know that there's nothing wrong with you, brother.

[@fb1000000]

😐

[@billynitrus]

Fr man society so obsessed with having the most, hottest, exclusive sex as ufc featherweight champion Alexander Volkanovski said “nothing wrong with being a nerd or a virgin”

[@mikeywhtshoes2353]

Also hes gay

[@CZProductions]

@@billynitrus It's especially hard on people that do it for religious reasons. I dated a girl who was a virgin at 27 because she was waiting for marriage and she had been bullied her whole adult life because of it. Not sure why it's so important to so many

[@hhhllkk88]

virgins at 25 dang

[@clydeg4274]

Man it’s nice seeing stav outside of the podcast doing real shit. Wish nick would do something with himself.

[@bambus_ross]

So refreshing to see. TALENT.

[@phinsup402]

Is there any other comedian doing it like Stavros? He makes it look so easy yet so fluid. Beast 🔥

[@kjensen900]

Funny stuff! I love when he laughs at his own jokes

[@tiagocaseiro]

24!?? Mfer looked 40!

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

its on sight Tiago 😤

[@dakotaspruill5502]

Seriously one of my favorite standup comics.

[@zenithsolventlesszenithsol2756]

"it's 2020" 😳💀🤦🤣

[@Ginshaw]

Give this man a full stand up special, stat!

[@sergiocutlip2929]

Stav always bringing the laughs

[@WisdomInternalized]

You have a natural gift my friend. Best of luck. I hope it takes you where you deserve to be.

[@chrisb5278]

Omfg this guy's crowd work is amazing!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 👏

[@MrSevenEleven]

This man is the crowdwork GOAT. You're such an inspiration, man!

[@enigma-yu4jo]

This man is saving lives...

[@nate796]

So pumped to see you in Denver… easily my favorite comic right now

[@davidandrews2742]

Every time i laugh just as hard as stav. Fn hilarious. Best comedian around

[@danielcrothers8840]

I need to hear about tour dates Stavros

[@gaiseric9518]

Stav telling people to work on themselves while his shirt is struggling to check his stomach inside, is quite amusing I must say. That is a level of confidence you don't see often.

[@Luke_MoonWalker]

The man is mastering his craft, has confidence, and is successful.... Women don't really care about your body, unless you think it's a problem. I'm sure he gets plenty of puss.

[@CorePathway]

You don’t know what women really want.

[@gaiseric9518]

@@CorePathway Sir, are you also obese?

[@tenpro89]

This guy is the BEST! New fave. Get this dude on Rogan

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

The fact that his name was at the end, and the best name possible to contrast with him was awesome. Genuine gut laugh!

[@curtislarson226]

Quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians

[@ohsobigbelow]

You're comedy is fucking gold!

[@hhhllkk88]

your

[@ohsobigbelow]

@@hhhllkk88 LOL God forbid auto correct, I'm sorry this upset you my child you and you're small pee pee will be okay!

[@Teddzworth]

“Let’s just say an ex with an on and off relationship” (while he was 18) Is an awful strange way to say jailbait

[@RandomUser-om4up]

wow your crowd work is so amazing, it’s masterful and quite honestly the best I’ve ever seen… My favorite part is when you laugh after every word that tumbles out of that juicy lipped hole in the middle of your face.

[@michaelmunson6809]

4:38, god damn that timing is comedic gold, i cant stop replaying it and crying LOL

[@taylorborie]

Please bring back "Stavvy Solves Your Problems"