Skyrim - 5 Failed Heroes

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Graenolf

Graenolf

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@debodatta7398
@debodatta7398 6 жыл бұрын
damn the Habd part was crazy emotional man
@kilroy6429
@kilroy6429 6 жыл бұрын
The dude that light all of the torches and candles and braziers is the abandoned tombs so we can see while we fight
@AndreyAndreyevich
@AndreyAndreyevich 6 жыл бұрын
xD
@quinngilmar6185
@quinngilmar6185 6 жыл бұрын
Oh and the guy who puts fresh foods in all the old caves and tombs
@spekalluke5739
@spekalluke5739 6 жыл бұрын
True legend
@marcusbergman6116
@marcusbergman6116 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually the Draugr themselves. They patrol and keep the place lit up in the lore. Now, the *real* hero is the merchant supplying them with candles and kindle.
@kriegskorpsman6136
@kriegskorpsman6136 5 жыл бұрын
@@marcusbergman6116 To be honest the candles and food and loot that doesnt really fit in there probably comes from earlier adventurers, which they then yeet away.
@ryande666
@ryande666 6 жыл бұрын
Mate you're so underrated as a writer, your commentary is gold
@Stormbladekiin
@Stormbladekiin 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@topi3609
@topi3609 5 жыл бұрын
No truer words spoken
@schmeghammer4563
@schmeghammer4563 4 жыл бұрын
BOOOOOBIIIIIIIEEEES
@raych776
@raych776 4 жыл бұрын
OYFUM
@burntcocaine5794
@burntcocaine5794 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmeghammer4563 bruh ur subbed to davie504 u have my respect
@rhiannonbarth6765
@rhiannonbarth6765 6 жыл бұрын
"Finished every mission you're given" ....ive finished the theives guild, the darkbrotherhood, im the lord of castle volkihar, i saved solsthiem, and ive defeated alduin...and i still havent put klimmeks supplies in the chest yet.
@disguisedghost1019
@disguisedghost1019 4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate challenge...
@mai1449
@mai1449 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god mood
@vyclixs7178
@vyclixs7178 4 жыл бұрын
Nah I put them in the chest, but I never came back and turned the quest in
@chainlinksart6524
@chainlinksart6524 4 жыл бұрын
Uhh, I've had those supplies and have no idea what to do with them 😂
@beans_groovin.mp4
@beans_groovin.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
i'm sorry but the like number is perfect
@kenjimaster666
@kenjimaster666 6 жыл бұрын
You managed to make the Frostflow Lighthouse story even sadder with your poetic rendition. 10/10.
@anthonybaggott9825
@anthonybaggott9825 6 жыл бұрын
“Go, go, I’ll hold it off” “Maybe I can help you fight” “No... you’re not good at it” I literally cant😂😂😂
@hiddio
@hiddio 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@tonys9397
@tonys9397 Жыл бұрын
That part was so good!!!
@catsareawesome8360
@catsareawesome8360 6 жыл бұрын
*"Champs before vamps"* *-* Graenolf 2018
@thedarkdojo5115
@thedarkdojo5115 5 жыл бұрын
Serana disagrees....
@emanuelgrubesic6689
@emanuelgrubesic6689 6 жыл бұрын
Damn 3rd story kicked me in heart. 3 years later 900 likes thanks guys forgot about this 🤣
@ethanvasvary3692
@ethanvasvary3692 6 жыл бұрын
Emanuel Grubesic damn me to
@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man
@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, yes
@jaxusr235
@jaxusr235 5 жыл бұрын
Mm....
@mrmaxmondays
@mrmaxmondays 3 жыл бұрын
Almost a like a day, passive income
@flygawnebardoflight
@flygawnebardoflight 6 жыл бұрын
I actually saved Malborn, saved him in the embassy then escorted him all the way to Windhelm where he took refuge as a Thalmor assassin (a kitty cat to nobody's surprise) waited for him at the docks. After dispatching the Cat I escorted Malborn as he fled to Morrowind. Thanks Malborn for your sacrifice, may you find your peaceful life. (Also, I gave him 500 gold for his troubles cuz y'know. Pickpocketting works both ways.)
@dylanj950
@dylanj950 5 жыл бұрын
The most I do is just kill the soldiers that come in with him and protect him from the troll. Does Tsavari or whatever her name is come to kill Malborn in windhelm?
@beeperbee
@beeperbee 5 жыл бұрын
i thought he went to the new gnisis corner club not morrowind lmao
@grayson9075
@grayson9075 3 жыл бұрын
He survived but when we walked outside 4 vampires blasted him down
@memes-px7wi
@memes-px7wi 6 жыл бұрын
I saved malborn. And when he survives, you can find him in windhelm.
@tommysolomon7759
@tommysolomon7759 5 жыл бұрын
memes always killed him and stole his shit after. Do regret that after knowing this for a bit.
@sharathnavada3645
@sharathnavada3645 4 жыл бұрын
@@tommysolomon7759 you can actually help him get across the border
@MPconTraje
@MPconTraje 4 жыл бұрын
memes facts
@paddyjarns
@paddyjarns 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's being tailed by a thalmor spy who has attached himself to a khajiit caravan and you have to kill the spy and let him live the rest of his days in morrowind. It's all very poetic
@sofooraadam1617
@sofooraadam1617 3 жыл бұрын
@@paddyjarns which part of windhelm do i find him in?
@thephoenixxy
@thephoenixxy 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, not all heroes are meant to cut a bloody swathe across "evil". Some are heroes exactly because they withheld information even when threatened with death. Or because they snuck things across enemy line to facilitate the success of the hero who's going to cut that swathe.
@moralityisnotsubjective5
@moralityisnotsubjective5 6 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes XD
@Former_Halo_Fan
@Former_Halo_Fan 6 жыл бұрын
Cynical Cthulhu But... there are no capes in Skyrim to begin with.
@moralityisnotsubjective5
@moralityisnotsubjective5 6 жыл бұрын
There are with the right mods ;)
@MegaKyero
@MegaKyero 6 жыл бұрын
Nighting gale armor comes with a cape
@drd444
@drd444 6 жыл бұрын
Thats why we play pc
@erickknight1239
@erickknight1239 6 жыл бұрын
"Stop examining the egg sacks and go!" "oh okay"
@mariahboop4603
@mariahboop4603 6 жыл бұрын
3: *DAMN YOU SHOULD BE AN AUTHOR*
@cielismi
@cielismi 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine reading a book by him, and in the middle of the book it just says *Boobies* in all caps.
@epicboxx3838
@epicboxx3838 5 жыл бұрын
Marisa Hennigan or he’s a great theorist
@thehotceilingfan4079
@thehotceilingfan4079 4 жыл бұрын
@@cielismi i like your name.
@cielismi
@cielismi 4 жыл бұрын
Rar ndhjsfhk thank you
@guldarheel1204
@guldarheel1204 6 жыл бұрын
Malborn gathered intelligence about the party and was useful in this one embassy operation, but that was enough. As long as he survived, and you got the book you were looking for, rescued the other prisoner, and killed a few Thalmor along the way, I'd definitely say it was a successful operation. I'd argue that Malborn was actually a successful hero.
@ArmandLightcastle
@ArmandLightcastle 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the narration of the lighthouse was beautiful. Good video
@x3papichulo3x78
@x3papichulo3x78 6 жыл бұрын
I was actually able to save Margaret before she was killed with the “slow time shout” then she gives u some jewelry :/
@thegreathim0018
@thegreathim0018 6 жыл бұрын
I did it once by suplexing the guy, I didn't have any weapons equipped for some reason, but it was a hilarious way to kill someone.
@connorbowersox9050
@connorbowersox9050 6 жыл бұрын
I hit used the secondary attack (hitting with the bow) and he went after me instead of her.
@stevenhiggins3055
@stevenhiggins3055 5 жыл бұрын
I just shot him in the back with an arrow as soon as I entered town.
@ShadowMage
@ShadowMage 5 жыл бұрын
I usually kill him with a dual casted firebolt or ice spike.
@lukedeakin7124
@lukedeakin7124 5 жыл бұрын
I usually just Fus Roh Dah him
@laurene988
@laurene988 6 жыл бұрын
'Boobies!' Well, that's one way to lighten the mood..
@knightmare1267
@knightmare1267 5 жыл бұрын
And one way to ruin thanksgiving
@vg_goat
@vg_goat 5 жыл бұрын
And one way to ruin nnn
@TheFlipsideOfThings
@TheFlipsideOfThings 5 жыл бұрын
@@vg_goat Did you have a stroke at the end??
@cad5247
@cad5247 5 жыл бұрын
I bet the next main character in an Elder Scrolls game is the guy who restocks the stuff in the tombs and lights the candles. A real hero.
@sansfan2549
@sansfan2549 3 жыл бұрын
ok so one of the druagers that would be cool
@qjones6903
@qjones6903 6 жыл бұрын
The dude who rushed the priest and got his head cut off in the beginning of the game will always be my favorite failed hero
@notaenclaveremant1185
@notaenclaveremant1185 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah even as a imperial
@Darklingfissure
@Darklingfissure 6 жыл бұрын
As fearless in death, as he was in life.
@undertheredhair1209
@undertheredhair1209 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't got all morning.
@chopchop8916
@chopchop8916 6 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that if he'd let her go on, Alduin would have attacked, and he could have escaped
@ljubomirdjuric5015
@ljubomirdjuric5015 6 жыл бұрын
r/whoosh
@dylnfstr
@dylnfstr 6 жыл бұрын
Your little stories about different things in Skyrim give the game so much more life. In my honest opinion, you should be the lead story director at Bethesda for ES6!
@Filip_Agrippa
@Filip_Agrippa 6 жыл бұрын
I managed to keep Malborn alive and he even got a girl... the waitress whom I got abused by Erikur :D When I met them in Windhelm, it was really cool. He didn't really fail in my book, quite the opposite. :D
@eln5343
@eln5343 6 жыл бұрын
How about Morvarth? Dude was a resolute vampire hunter until being played and turned into one.
@michaelmorton5698
@michaelmorton5698 3 жыл бұрын
I almost felt bad about killing Morvarth, especially since the book "Immortal Blood" in Oblivion led me to believe that he had died at the end. Nope, turns out he was given a fate worse than death--undeath. And he was planning to enslave Morthal's people using one turned tavern wench. Arkay demanded retribution for the deaths of Helgi and her mother, and I carried it out.
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 жыл бұрын
"Champs before vamps" Hehe nice one. 🤣
@creamsupreme6987
@creamsupreme6987 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf you sexy thing, you never fail to deliver quality content
@geckosalad
@geckosalad 6 жыл бұрын
The writing on number 3 is actually incredible. I can see it being from a book.
@smayo3975
@smayo3975 6 жыл бұрын
Gecko Salad That one killed me. 😫
@thatoneguy9473
@thatoneguy9473 5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does anyone else wish he would read their books on audible? 😂😂😂😂
@cappypappy
@cappypappy 4 жыл бұрын
if you watch a skyrim video called "The Truth About The Ebony Warrior" by MrRhexx...it'd be like hearing him talking a bedtime story
@Anglicanism_go_brr_JLY
@Anglicanism_go_brr_JLY 6 ай бұрын
Now he can! He’s an audiobook reader.
@madelinekubaszyk
@madelinekubaszyk 3 ай бұрын
Yes but every female character in the book he's gotta say "OYFUM!" "DAM THIS CHICK IS HOT" XD
@OxidizedNail
@OxidizedNail 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for briefing me on the female anatomy.
@EmmaSpAce111
@EmmaSpAce111 6 жыл бұрын
I was unaware of such an areas existence
@shuckeegaming
@shuckeegaming 3 жыл бұрын
Damn straight. "Champs before vamps." I love it!
@saintpres4ge533
@saintpres4ge533 6 жыл бұрын
When the Markarth guards tried to arrest me I killed them, I then killed the next 3 that entered, and all the guards outside, and the guards in the guard tower, and the guards in the keep. It was only then that I realized I was meant to go to the silver mine with them. But it was too late, a mountain of corpses left in the city, I ran, joined the Imperials and fought to forget the bloodshed of the innocents, but everywhere I went was only more I had to fight. At last all where dead, and then I knew... I didn't kill Miraak, so I left skyrim as a smoking mess of death and continued. I was the dragon born. I was the end.
@Stratelier
@Stratelier 6 жыл бұрын
With my second Skyrim character, I had her go werewolf on the guards, and subsequently went on a rampage in one giant circuit of Skyrim. She ate so many generic bandits (etc.) her transformation lasted _one full week_ before she changed back.
@alekberreth8637
@alekberreth8637 6 жыл бұрын
Yea i just had the deadra butler from the dragonborn dlc smuggle in all my stuff and the killed everything.
@chiefqueef4000
@chiefqueef4000 6 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you then said “nothing personal kid” to Alduin and killed him in one hit
@zergith
@zergith 6 жыл бұрын
@@chiefqueef4000 do not underestimated the power of the dragon alchemist!
@enderslash7554
@enderslash7554 6 жыл бұрын
I went on a murder rampage on my first profile now in my *looks at saves* 25th character and am trying to get to lvl 100
@Stratelier
@Stratelier 6 жыл бұрын
Ooh, Frostflow Lighthouse. So many feels. Nobody can speak ill of that quest, it is just one of the game's best stories.
@curlycarmello9047
@curlycarmello9047 6 жыл бұрын
That's one way to forget the sadness. Just tell BOOOBIEEES. Cheered me right up.
@lordskyrim2495
@lordskyrim2495 5 жыл бұрын
I played a kaljit on my very first game. It hasn't occured to me until now ( watching that kaljit jumping ) how hard it must have been for me to change my armour when I have to push my tail through a very small hole in my pants.
@VentricDual
@VentricDual 6 жыл бұрын
The way you told the 3rd one. Wow! You need to go and do some narrative stuff, my man. You have the voice for it. A bard indeed.
@zisforzorua1906
@zisforzorua1906 6 жыл бұрын
Ventric Dual Then all of a sudden BOOOOOOOBIES
@jamessnyder6184
@jamessnyder6184 6 жыл бұрын
He almost had me in tears because of how he narrated that.
@kingbacon9379
@kingbacon9379 6 жыл бұрын
Ventric Dual yo I actually got sad
@rickychardzz
@rickychardzz 6 жыл бұрын
Ive done that mission and i was like aaah that sucks the family died..... But the way he narrate what happened is a hole new level
@VentricDual
@VentricDual 6 жыл бұрын
rickychardzz Agreed. He made it a tale of sorrow, something that actually *happened*.
@darcraven01
@darcraven01 6 жыл бұрын
What about that stendarr guy in markarth who leads you into thst house to fight the daedra lord just to turn on you at the first sign of trouble?
@francisharkins
@francisharkins 4 жыл бұрын
Vigilants of Stendarr are Simps for that sweet Daedric ass. *proceeds to get their base of operations yeeted by vampires*
@dragishawk
@dragishawk 4 жыл бұрын
There wasn't much that poor bastard could really do against the power of the Lord of Domination.
@michaelmorton5698
@michaelmorton5698 3 жыл бұрын
Vigilant Tyranus? That guy sounds more like a Sith Lord than a Daedra hunter.
@connorstaggs1691
@connorstaggs1691 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmorton5698 probably because Darth Tyrannus is a sith lord
@Baxyol
@Baxyol 6 жыл бұрын
Honorable Mention: The Barrels of Solsthiem. While traveling across the ashy island, towards the peak of some mountains, you'll come across some barrels. They've been there for decades, centuries, maybe. Long ago, a village was attacked by little blue goblins called Rieklings, they plundered, pillaged, and slaughtered. A small group of heroes were chosen to stop the attack, and a powerful Altmer mage transformed their physical forms into magical barriers in the shape of Barrels. The Rieklings were pushed back, and ultimately forced into the great barrels, where they would be sealed for all eternity. Sadly, however, upon approaching these powerful barriers, they sense the souls of all the dragons you have consumed, and they reach out to try and contain those too! This leaves them wide open and vulnerable, thus allowing the Rieklings to escape. Luckily, you were there to stop them from causing mayhem on any other villages. But, the greed of the mighty Barrels was ultimately their downfall, as upon escaping, the Rieklings shattered them to pieces.
@cadend6925
@cadend6925 6 жыл бұрын
That Habd story was told in painstaking detail. My jaw was on the ground. Bethesda does a really good job of displaying that other people, NPCs they may be, live lives of their own and have their own stories. You do a great job of interpreting these.
@adamthompson6669
@adamthompson6669 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf my man awesome timing I just had a front tooth pulled out and I’m on my way home so going to binge on your channel again
@zigzagcloth7438
@zigzagcloth7438 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Thompson I had 4 premolers taken out I know how you feel
@lariosmendoza
@lariosmendoza 6 жыл бұрын
I had my brain pulled out, I know how you feel
@Twisted_Theories
@Twisted_Theories 6 жыл бұрын
I had my left big toe pulled off I know how you feel
@kelligreenwood9758
@kelligreenwood9758 6 жыл бұрын
i had my leg pulled off i wish i knew how u felt :(
@madhavmenon3444
@madhavmenon3444 6 жыл бұрын
This isn't related to what you are saying, but I've gotta ask....... How did Graenolf get nimhe in human form? Is it a mod or something else?
@robwitzke9634
@robwitzke9634 6 жыл бұрын
"Champs before vamps" I lost it XD
@connormarron9509
@connormarron9509 6 жыл бұрын
You wanna know who else will fail? These Settlements if you don’t help them. I’ve taken the *liberty* of marking all 284829 of them on ur map.
@jeremiahsnelson5644
@jeremiahsnelson5644 6 жыл бұрын
Preston Garvey Not again! 😨
@notaenclaveremant1185
@notaenclaveremant1185 6 жыл бұрын
Wrong GAME
@odysseyes6465
@odysseyes6465 6 жыл бұрын
Hey dude,wrong era (There's a theory skyrim and fallout 4 are on the same planet,just different times)
@jeremiahsnelson5644
@jeremiahsnelson5644 6 жыл бұрын
Lily Draws Pretty sure Bethesda has confirmed that this theory is incorrect
@SirLoLo
@SirLoLo 6 жыл бұрын
You dick😂
@windrunnerradiant4776
@windrunnerradiant4776 6 жыл бұрын
The third one just broke my heart. Man, you're videos are awesome went eh way you narrorate is amazing.
@richcantgame
@richcantgame 6 жыл бұрын
I love this dude. I found him around the end of 2017. He has a nice mix of facts and jokes. I like his energy. And he just keeps me watching even if I don't necessarily care about the list.
@collinhumphrey6756
@collinhumphrey6756 6 жыл бұрын
lol just found this channel right now and I can already tell I'm going to enjoy looking back at a bunch of old videos
@lordskyrim2495
@lordskyrim2495 5 жыл бұрын
I just found this 10 minutes ago.
@housestark4881
@housestark4881 6 жыл бұрын
the redguards story is very sad..
@sherrylee5116
@sherrylee5116 6 жыл бұрын
House Stark all of the stories are sad
@grantkeller4634
@grantkeller4634 6 жыл бұрын
frostflow light house scared the shit out of me the first time i went there
@jukebox_julia
@jukebox_julia 6 жыл бұрын
In order to save Malborn, I "pickpocketed" him and planted a hunting bow and daedric arrow on him so he could actually defend himself when everyone started fighting
@spookyscaryskeletons8670
@spookyscaryskeletons8670 6 жыл бұрын
Did you know: Graenolf’s videos were the ones who convinced me to buy Skyrim👍🏻 Edit: 100 likes!! I’m shook!
@idislikebaguettes6496
@idislikebaguettes6496 6 жыл бұрын
Savvy_ Sav same
@josephisadorebaldez8403
@josephisadorebaldez8403 6 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure? We can help you fight!" "No! You're... not good at it!" I fucking died laughing
@contentdeleted1451
@contentdeleted1451 6 жыл бұрын
I just started watching this channel this morning and I have watched about 25 videos I love it!
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
This makes me infinitely happy. xD. Love you.
@h3ll0gudbye
@h3ll0gudbye 6 жыл бұрын
The lighthouse mission left me really sad and depressed when I first finished it. I had to stop the game for a while and didn't play again til the next day. It's still the saddest encounter in the game for me. I wanted at least one survivor...
@mehriya9982
@mehriya9982 6 жыл бұрын
.....My skyrim person is the only failed hero ......I just push people of Mountains.....
@Raptor_Ren
@Raptor_Ren 6 жыл бұрын
That’s not a failed hero, that’s a successful villain. The dragons are needed to stop YOU.
@sxrrytm5266
@sxrrytm5266 6 жыл бұрын
savage
@zoeyxaviera2186
@zoeyxaviera2186 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry my grammer nazi is kicking in. *off
@Mr_Chaotic_Neutral
@Mr_Chaotic_Neutral 6 жыл бұрын
i love fus ro dahing guards off the top of the stairs to dragonsreach, sending them flying into the pool thing at the bottom. its hilarious doing that over and over. so even though i dont have the dawnguard mod thing, i know how you feel
@cade1op
@cade1op 6 жыл бұрын
m8 you're not bad at all in fact you're better than me when I rushed into sovengaurde I saw alduin flying around i started freaking singing kzbin.info/www/bejne/al6tdJ9ppc1rqZo
@gabbyireland215
@gabbyireland215 5 жыл бұрын
Your voice and description of the tale just always makes these videos. I love them
@alphacodeblack2121
@alphacodeblack2121 6 жыл бұрын
This was great and probably the best commentary on any Skyrim videos. Good job man didn't even take me 1 whole video to subscribe
@semigakpheep9791
@semigakpheep9791 6 жыл бұрын
AlphaCode Black he sounds like Mikal
@444redwing
@444redwing 6 жыл бұрын
I discovered your videos fairly recently and they reminded me that there's still some fun to have in Skyrim and I picked it back up. It now consumes my life again.
@seaborgium919
@seaborgium919 6 жыл бұрын
I really like these videos... but I wish that you would take your Mods off for recording. I was *really* confused when you were fighting Nimhe.
@selloutthestupid
@selloutthestupid 6 жыл бұрын
Mods are not clothes, you can't "take them off"
@bdyd08
@bdyd08 6 жыл бұрын
you can disable most of them without problems. like the one Quinn's talking about but I don't mind, it was fun trying to figure out what the fuck is that crawling two legged mutant spider creep thing he was fighting
@lanjieke
@lanjieke 6 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT. I thought I'd missed part of the quest :')
@mynameisrick
@mynameisrick 5 жыл бұрын
@@selloutthestupid You know what they were trying to say you loser
@cathedral1375
@cathedral1375 5 жыл бұрын
Cant turn em off either or else you see the true for of skyrim
@valentinestone7869
@valentinestone7869 4 жыл бұрын
That last sentence is a threat
@somethingotherthanmyrealname
@somethingotherthanmyrealname 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how you’re still managing to make content from this game. Great storytelling as well.
@thompsonator4696
@thompsonator4696 6 жыл бұрын
You can make content from Skyrim Endlessly it is a really big game.
@arju6996
@arju6996 6 жыл бұрын
OlafGoldenHammer hyped for dark souls remaster. I've only played ds3 so I'm not sure how it's gonna be.
@bugsandsnakes
@bugsandsnakes 6 жыл бұрын
He’s magic
@tbrstarrygamer6682
@tbrstarrygamer6682 6 жыл бұрын
You see Skyrim is one of the best video games of all time. Therefore, it will never die out. NEVER!
@danielwelker5362
@danielwelker5362 6 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind, Nintendo Switch is getting this game. It's not dying any time soon.
@anonymousguy3043
@anonymousguy3043 6 жыл бұрын
Best return from seriousness, I've ever seen.
@joevon4958
@joevon4958 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf is skyrim's storyteller
@mistercasual4811
@mistercasual4811 4 жыл бұрын
"Stendarr's vengeance will quickly come in the form of a..... Khajiit!" got me XD
@nota_pig1895
@nota_pig1895 6 жыл бұрын
I’m a failed hero cuz I happen to be a murder, thief, assassin, trespasser, animal and child abusive, sold my soul to many daidra, killed a few characters who helped me, laugh as I watch dragons kill people, betrayer, a bad friend, kill companions for fun by FUS RO DAing them off mountains, should I go on
@odysseyes6465
@odysseyes6465 6 жыл бұрын
nota_ pig1 I'm the worst of all:a chicken killer
@tbrstarrygamer6682
@tbrstarrygamer6682 6 жыл бұрын
Please... Continue
@nota_pig1895
@nota_pig1895 6 жыл бұрын
J.T. Verbinski I also tortured that guy in the thalmor embassy some more, i threaten to kill if someone doesn’t do as i command, I’m racist towards dark elves, spread the word of talos to snot citizens with that guy in whiterun, I worst of all... said “first” on a video
@nota_pig1895
@nota_pig1895 6 жыл бұрын
Lily Draws :O I’ll be sure not to mess with u
@wildefice1
@wildefice1 6 жыл бұрын
I bet you're secretly the husband of Grlod the kind aren't you...you.. you MONSTER
@jemmargilbert
@jemmargilbert 5 жыл бұрын
With that 3rd story, I was in a really sad mood, but when I randomly just hear "BoObiEs!" I cracked up
@michaelchivers986
@michaelchivers986 6 жыл бұрын
this comment section is like this 5% recommendations for videos 5% Random comments 20% compliments 20% comments on how sad 3 was 50% OYFUM!
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
(hahaha)
@michaelchivers986
@michaelchivers986 6 жыл бұрын
Wow i have been noticed by my senpai! lol. I actually find it hard to believe that you replied. thanks!
@justrevvy2001
@justrevvy2001 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Chivers OYFUM
@lordskyrim2495
@lordskyrim2495 5 жыл бұрын
Ok now it killing me. I keep seeing OYFUM but don't know what it means.
@kpatelv607
@kpatelv607 5 жыл бұрын
I would like this comment but then I would be branded as the traitor that messed up the perfect 69.
@cjhudgins36
@cjhudgins36 6 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your longer videos. This is quite a treat. Keep up the good work!
@kameronpasswaters8245
@kameronpasswaters8245 6 жыл бұрын
He changed the mood so much it went from a brave guard protecting his party to the end to a father trying to help his daughter escape the falmer but in the end couldn’t so gave her a knife to take her own life then BOOBIES
@ThatOneStryker
@ThatOneStryker 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf, thank you for inspiring me to redownload Skyrim. I am having the time of my life and cannot thank you enough.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude : ) Cheers.
@The_Leopardess
@The_Leopardess 5 жыл бұрын
"No! You're not good at it." Lmao!
@rosshurkmans4179
@rosshurkmans4179 6 жыл бұрын
CHAMPS BEFORE VAMPS AYYYYYYY
@justneva3427
@justneva3427 6 жыл бұрын
Champs before vamps my dudes >:)
@Yamifira
@Yamifira 6 жыл бұрын
i raised Adalvold as a thrall then gave him full enchanted ebony and a ring to practically make him immortal now he is the mountain crushing vampires left and right
@jacobiner9016
@jacobiner9016 6 жыл бұрын
...you do realize that the thralls and raised peeps say "finally... free..." when they are killed? Being raised is nothing but torture and pain, do him the favor and let him rest in peace
@pale_lad1252
@pale_lad1252 6 жыл бұрын
Paige McCain then you've missed the entire point of the video.
@victoriaalpha4986
@victoriaalpha4986 5 жыл бұрын
Let him rest.
@valeka.mp4
@valeka.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
i need an entire video of you telling stories like in the 3rd story. i mean, it's really calm
@notalaeyt784
@notalaeyt784 6 жыл бұрын
I saw the notification and instantly creamed my barrels.
@viktorvodrazka4756
@viktorvodrazka4756 6 жыл бұрын
Eltrys - We could have been soooo happy....... "Oooouu" - Like I was litterally dying in my chair out of laughter and crying in the same time.... such a tragicomedic ending really ....
@elogee_yt
@elogee_yt 6 жыл бұрын
#ChampsB4Vamps
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
^^^
@trashboy1420
@trashboy1420 6 жыл бұрын
“You have a good track record, and always complete the missions you’re given” apart from the times when you don’t, but we don’t talk about those times!
@kenthorhagadol9675
@kenthorhagadol9675 6 жыл бұрын
Habd is fuckin epic, man! Good fathers are awesome!
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
For real, here's one for the dads out there.
@Gardiken
@Gardiken 5 жыл бұрын
The Tree Bridge Bandit! Saving his buddies from that troll until YOU came along and killed him!
@novaiscool1
@novaiscool1 6 жыл бұрын
What is the terrifying spider mod you used
@gameking4984
@gameking4984 6 жыл бұрын
Thedoctor133 Darude Spiderstorm
@saucypills5258
@saucypills5258 6 жыл бұрын
Gameking 49 lol its 2018
@rickyexplosionflexing-tonb7534
@rickyexplosionflexing-tonb7534 6 жыл бұрын
the boobie mod\
@gameking4984
@gameking4984 6 жыл бұрын
Mason Wall Dead memes never truly die! (Hits dab)
@323starlight
@323starlight 6 жыл бұрын
Gameking 49 is that really the mod? I couldn't find it anywhere
@maximusmcgarry7549
@maximusmcgarry7549 6 жыл бұрын
7:00 The summary of Skyrim armor mods
@asherslayden6318
@asherslayden6318 6 жыл бұрын
YASS! Grand Master Oyfum has uploaded a new vid! :D
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
YAAARRRRPPPP!
@asherslayden6318
@asherslayden6318 6 жыл бұрын
*Gasps* SENPAI NOTICED ME! *Faints*
@CertifiedBlackViking
@CertifiedBlackViking 6 жыл бұрын
How does this dude not have more subscribers?!?!
@adventurewondermagic
@adventurewondermagic 6 жыл бұрын
WOAH! graenolf, stop uploading all these awesome videos i can't finish reading this book "the lusty argonian maid" damnit.
@hellonearthiii4671
@hellonearthiii4671 3 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite failed hero is the Agent of Stendar that stayed and fought the vampires at their former base until it was overrun. He’s my favorite because even though he died against the vampires, he managed to take quite a few down with him and one of the vampires complemented him.
@awildscrubbb4956
@awildscrubbb4956 6 жыл бұрын
I got in to the Thalmore Embassy by using a plate XD
@odysseyes6465
@odysseyes6465 6 жыл бұрын
Blindmuffingaming The best sneak,illusion and black magic skills level 100 on your character
@bingbong6928
@bingbong6928 6 жыл бұрын
Lily Draws or a glitch
@awildscrubbb4956
@awildscrubbb4956 6 жыл бұрын
I used the glitch where you push a plate against a door or a gate and then sprint at it remember that the plate must be pressed against the door or fence and also around your neck area
@shadowstrider5033
@shadowstrider5033 6 жыл бұрын
Murder ellenwen.
@ΒιττεΓεα
@ΒιττεΓεα 6 жыл бұрын
You make skyrim seem so cool the way you talk about the quests like this you make me want to play it now
@sgtsprinkles7619
@sgtsprinkles7619 6 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, sir, but did I hear you call Serana an ancient artifact? *dramatic gasp* *One hand flutters to my collar bone like those frumpy elderly women in old movies* *for good measure my monocle drops from my eye and dangles on its chain* One does not simply call a lady an "ancient artifact." Even if...well... she is. *indignant harumph*
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha xD. What I mean is, she looks, what, 20? : )
@a_sexy_pineapplewith_a_plu1143
@a_sexy_pineapplewith_a_plu1143 6 жыл бұрын
i would lowkey bang Serana though.
@Creeperdieter
@Creeperdieter 6 жыл бұрын
Emily K This kinda reminds me of r/creepyasteriks
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 6 жыл бұрын
ten out of ten comment
@mrmcgee6026
@mrmcgee6026 6 жыл бұрын
r/creepyasterisks
@Eclipsed_Archon
@Eclipsed_Archon 4 жыл бұрын
how tf a Graenolf video made me like legit sad for a minute there like I was ready to cry for a minute there
@Iplayzgaming
@Iplayzgaming 6 жыл бұрын
I cured my crippling depression but than i watched this video
@Ανδρεια
@Ανδρεια 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I remember the lighthouse quest was sooo good. I felt so sad and horrified while playing it! Great story telling!
@nobody-rw9cc
@nobody-rw9cc 6 жыл бұрын
every city guard deserves a honorable mention though their adventure was stripped away by an arrow to the knee... they still found the strength to limp back to a town and risk their lives as guards... almost seems like a requirement to be recruited by the town guard... but indeed they are the bravest of the failed heroes.
@luevang4113
@luevang4113 6 жыл бұрын
oh the commentaries are divine! thank you!
@burningoyster
@burningoyster 6 жыл бұрын
Ok, who are you and why haven't I found you earlier? Been watching all your skyrim vids the last few days
@gnomishdelights6851
@gnomishdelights6851 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for breaking the sadness after the third one
@joshfallon123
@joshfallon123 6 жыл бұрын
What about the guard who took an arrow in the knee?
@midnightcoffee6463
@midnightcoffee6463 9 ай бұрын
"Champs before Vamps" XD that line alone earned you a sub
@lameelotes4183
@lameelotes4183 6 жыл бұрын
Sudi more like Sudead
@Chrysaetos11
@Chrysaetos11 6 жыл бұрын
That Redguard family that died at the hands of the falmer and chaurus is one of the saddest stories.
@ethanhowe02
@ethanhowe02 6 жыл бұрын
I am quite new to your channel and have watched quite a few videos now, and man, I love your channel XD
@BrandonTrex
@BrandonTrex 5 жыл бұрын
I tried so hard to save Malborn and the prisoner but I swear the fucking universe itself wanted them dead. I saved Malborn from the guards and the Frost Troll (after a million quicksaves) but as soon as we got out of there we got attack by 2 dragons. I shit you not, we were attacked by not one, but _two unscripted dragons, both at the same time_ and Malborn inevitably died.
@sexycheeze8047
@sexycheeze8047 6 жыл бұрын
you’re very good at storytelling
@kenzikool9606
@kenzikool9606 6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how he talks to the viewer as if they are the main character in the game, he's just simply instructing you on what to do. It's so amazing. I've subscribed.
@KadeFields
@KadeFields 6 жыл бұрын
OYFUM
@keithcreatesmedia6503
@keithcreatesmedia6503 6 жыл бұрын
#Oyfumnation
@zisforzorua1906
@zisforzorua1906 6 жыл бұрын
OYFUM BABY
@spamartist9443
@spamartist9443 6 жыл бұрын
Pumpkinmaster e.x.e stop commenting, nothing annoys me more than when people comment the exact same thing over and over and over again.
@KadeFields
@KadeFields 6 жыл бұрын
Spam Artist deal with it #hatersgonnahate
@KadeFields
@KadeFields 6 жыл бұрын
Jackson T. Calm down I did it 4 times not 50 times so shut up
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