Skyrim - 5 Failed Villains (Part 2)

[@lumisussy]

What kind of evil entity uses magic with their right hand and weapons in the left

[@Son_of_Thunder_2000]

Up

[@H_n_H_Nailgun]

Me

[@ForestofCicadas]

sbyrfang Someone that is left handed? I'm right handed so I would have a melee weapon in my right hand and a spell in my left

[@dune_strider3055]

Lefties

[@kaijū317]

@@ForestofCicadas you can tell this game was made by right hand supremacists because the left hand sword animation is 10x worse than the right hand one

[@roar779]

The most successful of villains is the sweetroll thief.

[@lazerbeam134]

Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?

[@thememe-museum8669]

Number 2 The player

[@jonathanreali1966]

Number 3 Lollygaggers

[@thedarkdojo5115]

Funny joke, but I think the Guards coined that phrase about sweetroll thieves, to make fun of worry worts who tattle tell to the Guard too much...

[@insaincaldo]

Gopher's Leonard?

[@lukec2004]

#1 Nazeem, he went bankrupt and doesn't own a house

[@snorkgp-5949]

You sound like a person, who has not been in the cloud district.

[@hazeltree7738]

Nazeem, Daedric god of Insults, Bragging, Anger, Spite and Big-headedness. His realm of Oblivion, commonly known as the unreachable realm is actually called "The Cloud District" very few have managed to get to this place, all who have mysteriously dissappear. They say if you visit the Drunken Huntsman on Fredas 13th at midnight you can find the portal to his realm inside the top room. His artifacts are a dagger that whenever it hits the opponent has a chance to frenzy them called "Bragrage" and a war hammer that when it hits the floor causes all nearby mortals to fly into the air called "Cloudreacher"

[@mahn3580]

Nazeem immediately went inside my house once I bought Breezehome and started insulting me inside my own damn house. Needless to say, his corpse is on my floor right now. At least Lucia doesn’t notice him.

[@zyroskillz5146]

Pelmeninator why did you put a comma there

[@funtheguineapiglover2363]

@@zyroskillz5146 That's, a j,oke mate,.

[@juliandidi1312]

Tree bridge fight rematch

[@CYB3R.S41NT]

dee ? S

[@gandalfxandalf5986]

@@CYB3R.S41NT S

[@coreyklaustermeier3244]

What spell was he using? Is it a mod?

[@CYB3R.S41NT]

Corey Klaustermeier yes

[@coreyklaustermeier3244]

M’aiq The Liar :( ok. Thanks. That was cool.

[@Graenolf]

It's almost Christmas!

[@jaydem3815]

Make another barrel video😂

[@neoknight9180]

More barrels

[@Username-w2p]

No u

[@sureyoucan4789]

You too!

[@stormsnow5260]

Merry almost Christmas! I wish you the loveliest of barrels!

[@thedarkdojo5115]

All Skyrim villains are failed villains, once they meet the wrath of the Dovahkiin... If the Dovahkiin takes an assassin build route, they dishonorably die before they even draw their swords, spell, claws, or bow...

[@the-mighty-timerican6473]

True. But, isn't it equally just as dishonorably for someone to sneak around and stab people in the back? Especially, if said someone is as powerful as the Dovahkiin? Face me like a man, Dragonborn!!!!

[@Coty_Lee]

@@the-mighty-timerican6473 The phrase I like to apply to my assassin characters' philosophy, "Honor is for the stupid and the dead. "

[@kyle18934]

@@Coty_Lee alduine wasnt exactly in a fair shout when you use dragon rend to kill him :D

[@iloveyoubut735]

@@kyle18934 well he can fly so that's not fair either

[@kyle18934]

@@iloveyoubut735 yes, but on the ground they are out of their element. Not fair necessisarely... but war isn't fair. Your enemy dead honorably is the same as your enemy being dead from some nasty tricks

[@chrisconstanti9283]

You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!

[@SuperiorJohn]

Can't wait to count out your coin

[@vaguesneakthiefgaming182]

How do u keep stealing my wife? I killed u 800 times

[@H_n_H_Nailgun]

I think you should leave

[@davetargaryen2130]

You're not supposed to be in here!

[@hypecenter2986]

Gamer Dd the life of a thief lol

[@wilderbeast2641]

You're the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, The Guild-Master of the Thieves Guild, A bard at the Bard's College, leader(ish) of the Companions, killed Alduin and have a literal bow that control's the skies? Well... I have 100 smithing.

[@teminternetemmordor7178]

Two years...are you still playing that game? Anyway...and here i sim, thinking i am "EDGE" Cause i made my Nordic Dragonborn a master in conjuration.

[@dysphoria_1.040]

@@teminternetemmordor7178 1 month later, are you still playing?

[@defalt5777]

@@dysphoria_1.040 1 year later, are you still playing?

[@dysphoria_1.040]

@@defalt5777 yes

[@cshade0886]

@@dysphoria_1.040 3 weeks later, are you still playing?

[@bengoss0]

You killed my man Kevin

[@Cheerybelle]

*Knjakr It's spelled Knjakr.

[@emeraldsky2823]

Cheerybelle r/whoooosh

[@entityw3974]

No, its pronounced KNOCKERS

[@theinstitutephil2300]

Call me kevin wouldn't approve of calling him crazy

[@ph6251]

@@theinstitutephil2300 I think he would feckin love it

[@jenniferuntalon7663]

No.1 The person who burned the barrels

[@jenniferuntalon7663]

Oh Graenolf, the Oyfum council has sent me and trust me he's, well he's just taken care of...

[@professormudkip702]

@@jenniferuntalon7663 Thanks I was worried

[@medpackpapi_ymg4556]

Oh thank you Oyfum general the people need to be told

[@seballica5823]

"lets go play with esbern," *starts shooting him with a bow and arrow*

[@iknowimstupidbut8084]

It’s so good to see people still make Skyrim videos

[@bdd4556]

Skyrim will never die 😤

[@Bbbbar123]

Not as many people make videos on it anymore because it’s not booming In views as much as it was, but Skyrim isn’t gonna die. Not til TES VI

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

*Then this was the last one he ever made...*

[@PetrolSniffer6969]

He doesn’t make any anymore. I’m sad now

[@dznts_bert]

I know right! It’s like when I see Skyrim videos I remember I’m not alone and that other people play this game too! It really makes my day!

[@PaigeColenewt-the-maze-runner]

"Lord help me pronounce this one, but I believe his name [Knjakr] is *mouth static noises* Kevin" I'm dead 😂😂

[@jakkrieser991]

YESSS there is a part two I loved the first one

[@brendandonohue672]

Me 2

[@megselv0052]

We need part 3

[@ICEBUNNo]

Trouble with trolls? TO THE TREE BRIDGE! Bandits after you? TO THE TREE BRIDGE! You accidentally sliced that old lady in whiterun and now the guards are after you? *TO THE TREE BRIDGE!*

[@violet_lantern89]

"K-Kevin" I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yeollian127]

"TO THE TREE BRIDGE!"

[@TheHedgehogGiraffe]

I just like listening to your videos while I play, your voice is nice to listen to and it feels like I have someone to goof with while I play

[@Graenolf]

Ah, I love this. So nice to read. Thanks HedgeHog - I'm glad I can come along on your adventures : )

[@Maddie-jt9hw]

Also I always live for the little, “hm” of a chuckle right before you thank everyone for watching at the end of your videos it makes me smile

[@Maddie-jt9hw]

I’ve had such a rough few days but honestly this helps me get distracted and feel better. I feel comforted. Thank you :) I love your videos. Happy holidays! ❤️

[@Graenolf]

Happy to provide some comfort : ) Feel better Maddie

[@testichillies491]

Nice crop.

[@ReikoAyanamiCh]

Dragon fight on the tree bridge!! Bring your pals!!

[@whydoistillusethissite8626]

2 year anniversary of his very last top 5 video I miss old Graenolf tbh

[@deetheottsel]

I mean it's up to him, there's only so many top 5 skyrim or fallout things you can do before your get bored or run out

[@xanpayne4025]

I know this comments from a while ago but Ive lost this channel for a while now, back when I could play video games all the time I watched this guy religiously. Now finally discovering his channel the first time In over 2 years I’m glad he’s found a passion in acting shorts but man… this is still hard to digest. By far one of my favourite KZbinrs who kept the fire of Skyrim still alive.

[@r.j.penfold]

He made a new Top 5 about 2 months ago so he might start sprinkling that back in. Maybe.

[@Cloudypaws1933]

Has anyone noticed that on the outskirts of Whiterun over the bridge that is near Honningbrew Meadery there is always a random encounter that spawns? I’ve always gone there because of that, even now.

[@Graenolf]

Hmm. Is the encounter always different?

[@emlynselene1096]

@@Graenolf Yes. Always different the same might happen multiple times there, like meeting the old orc who wants to die, or seeing 3 wolves, but it changes.

[@Cloudypaws1933]

Graenolf Yeah. It’s always a random encounter. If you keep coming to the same place you will see different encounters every time.

[@danarthur4527]

I think it's pronounced "Knjakr"

[@Sparkle8205]

Dan Arthur Did you mean: *Kevin*

[@MerkhVision]

N-ya-kur

[@tyrant-den884]

When you begin to suspect someone is re-playing Skyrim so often he has gone insane.

[@s_k_e_e_b_o]

I've never laughed harder than at the tree bridge thing so thank you for making another 😂😂👌👌

[@yorukage5926]

They need to add an execution where you rip out someone's heart

[@Graenolf]

Yea that animation gave me tingles.

[@emlynselene1096]

@@Graenolf there's an excellent mod for it. Don't remember the name, but I guess I'll look it up for you real quick Edit: Its fittingly called "Heart Breaker"

[@DaBox_]

I think VioLens adds it too?

[@aagh8714]

Tales from the Borderlands up in here

[@spectra5407]

@@emlynselene1096 Kalimi ma! KALIMIA MA!

[@the-mighty-timerican6473]

"Ha Ha, We meet again Dragonborn! I've prepared for this day. Look at my feet, You'll notice that I've secured myself to this log with a harness. But, not just any harness. No, this harness has been enchanted with the collective strength of ten Braiths. It is nigh-on indestructible. But now, no more talking. Prepare yourself for Oblivion!" Uses the Cyclone shout. Thus, carrying off the bandit, with the log in tow. "Curse You, Dragonborn!!!!! We'll meet aaagggggaaaiiiinnnnnn!!!!!" Dragonborn then crosses the gap with Whirlwind Sprint.

[@adrianarias986]

Top ten hardest decisions part 3

[@mikaelmyers6135]

Adrian Arias YESH

[@vinagirl22]

6:23 made me laugh out loud. Love your vids!

[@universall8731]

I thought *Mai'iq the Liar the 3rd* Was gonna Be a Villain.. No one knows his true motives!

[@gettothelantern7852]

I killed him in one of my play throughs but thought it would a shame not to run into him around skyrim anymore so I revived him using console and he started saying nice things I was rather shocked lol

[@zetokaiba5867]

@@gettothelantern7852 Maiq can't be killed!!!

[@gettothelantern7852]

@@zetokaiba5867 I use a mod that makes everyone and everything killable even children. Adds a nice real feel to it. Doesnt make sense that a vampire can constantly smack someone with an axe and not kill them during vamp attacks so I added the mod.

[@emlynselene1096]

It's not confirmed he's the 3rd. He could be some rare entity that lives forever, a vampire, and even if all these Mai'q's are just the next generation and the next it would be more like Mai'q the 4-5th considering the time between oblivion and skyrim

[@d.b.4671]

He's the Daedric prince of rumors. Every time you ask an innkeeper about the latest gossip, it's something they were told by someone who heard it from someone who found out about it from someone else who got it from M'aiq.

[@pcport2698]

*THE TREE BRIDGE RETURNS* P.S.: Yo, Graenolf, want to conjure some aethereal strippers for a New Year's Eve celebration~?

[@coreyklaustermeier3244]

What spell was he using on the tree? Is it a mod?

[@itzacutekiwix3121]

Corey Klaustermeier Yea I think it's a mod.. Try looking up spells on steam workshop or nexus

[@tornbloodym4786]

So by the way I got my whole family saying...OYYYFUM are you proud of me yet

[@captainsawbones]

I scream like a Japanese schoolgirl front row in a gackt concert whenever a new Graenolf vid goes up

[@andybradley6869]

Best channel on KZbin, whoever doesn't say that is not a Nord, they're THALMOR SPIES.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

I am not a nord I am a dunmer.

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

I may be an altmer but I'm not a thalmor spy- I'll even agree with you! Best channel on KZbin. He's amusing.

[@casanovaa__]

Awesome video Greanolf!!!! I love you vids and I love skyrim so every thing/quest you show, I try to do it (well if I already haven't completed thing/quest)

[@coversrus9298]

Yay! I needed some OyfUm in my life!

[@alexcollins7148]

i know this was uploaded forever ago, but i love how he can be charismatic and funny AND informational at the same time. a great content maker

[@stormsnow5260]

4:39 I don't stand on people's heads, I find the balance quite hard--not that I've tried it before!

[@rachell.5555]

You know that one vine where the person is screaming about getting two free tacos? Yeah that’s me every time you upload. Awesome video btw, absolutely loved it. So far I have seen a bandit plunderer and the oyfum guardian just by scrolling for a few seconds. I love this channel, it just brings people together.

[@spicybeantofu]

I love your funny stories. Thank you for this. :)

[@mano7636]

This guy is so entertaining I could listen to him for hours tell any story

[@Mermaid89253]

WHOOP ANOTHER VIDEO! YOU’RE AWESOME GRAENOLF!

[@tobyhicks8583]

Yes graenolf actually such a good KZbinr

[@ausar7002]

Damn I just watched part one yesterday. This must be destiny.

[@Meggiebop_]

Your videos live on a loop in my house 🤣 my son just got into Skyrim now and I’m rewatching all your videos and now he’s a fan 😂

[@joemama-mo3el]

Skyrim is good like my grandmas cookies

[@keaganowen5940]

But the money is needed, from all dem bookies. The accountants are mean, pickles are green, youtube is whack, and I turn comments into a rap.

[@Vale-fd4pk]

@@keaganowen5940 bookies 🤣🤣 sorry i'm drunk

[@thanosdick6161]

I want some of your grandmas cookies then...

[@joemama-mo3el]

@@thanosdick6161 u can have some cookies

[@RedtheMudkip]

Words cannot describe how much I love you and your content, Graenolf

[@jaydensouthey6813]

3 uploads in a week? Happiest iv ever been

[@Graenolf]

And I got a stream planned for Monday at like 4pm PST : ) If you're free

[@jaydensouthey6813]

Graenolf 10am Australia, sounds good to me👍🏻

[@yomi1786]

Love your videos a lot! But they give me an ungodly urge to replay Skyrim.

[@matthewsly4541]

Ugh I'm in love with your skyrim videos 😂😂

[@stormsnow5260]

Duuuuuude have you heard him sing?

[@matthewsly4541]

@@stormsnow5260 yeah and he's fuc*ing amazing

[@stormsnow5260]

@@matthewsly4541 He's my favorite KZbinr! He deserves way more subscribers.

[@louiscipher2939]

In my book, a failed villain is any low bandit or thief who attacks you at any level above 30. Bandit 1: Hey you see that guy over there? Bandit 2: Yeah, what about him? Bandit 1: He's the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, the leader of the Thieves Guild, Arch-Mage of Winterhold, leader of the companions, and he's the one who vanquished Alduin the world eater and saved the universe. Anyways, I have a great a idea. Bandit 2: What's that? Bandit 1: Let's ROB HIM!!!

[@ryphish4924]

The last skyrim video by graenolf...

[@gremlon111]

you make the most entertaining things around stuff I already know mad props, enjoy your sense of humor a lot

[@flawedless5354]

Can’t wait till ES6 and hopefully see you with that daily content. Honestly love you and your content keep up the good work ♥️

[@aagh8714]

His ass will be a skeleton chilling w/ the draugr and ancestor ghosts making vids in Bleak Falls Barrow by the time TES6 comes out

[@gummistars587]

8

[@coopj0570]

Love your vids OYFUM

[@toiletchildren5127]

Merry christmas, may santa bestow many a sweet roll on you

[@pandacrazy3005]

thank you, oh great Toiletchildre n

[@martinvelikov996]

I dunno how but every story in the game that seems boring in the beginning, you somehow manage to make it interesting just by telling it your way. Thank for the nice content!!!

[@ianhawke4761]

My favourite vids on KZbin

[@leoncruz7951]

Yes! I flippin’ love the tree bridge.

[@bearonajetski6436]

HA!! You think FUS RO DA is the best shout?!? HA!!! My OUFUM is better then anything you could possibly have!

[@thedarkdojo5115]

Wuld Nah Kest is easily the best shout, catch up...

[@the-mighty-timerican6473]

@@thedarkdojo5115 Whirlwind Sprint? It's useful, but not the best. No, the best is Cyclone. "The Bane Of Trailer Parks!".

[@ra_alf9467]

My favorite one is Call of Valor to make Hakon One Eye fights a mudcrab "I shall sing of thee in Sovngarde."

[@drowningindanile7184]

Yol Tor Shul

[@BobbieSmith46]

1 year for me to find this 🤔🤔 I am amused, entertained, thoroughly agreeing with the Azura's Star bit, but lost it at Kevin 🤣🤣🤣

[@jedrzejdanilewicz1365]

Hope you have a great day and I love your videos watched all off them at least 5 times your amazing I hope you have an amazing day thanks for making videos each video makes my day

[@Graenolf]

: )

[@garretdean9582]

Love the editing on this one!

[@rebelpilot7015]

Yeetus yotus

[@randomname49]

Great job I love this video you are my favorite youtuber

[@puddingtoesmcfizz4378]

Keep up with the videos!! Your content is Grade A! Always makes for a great watch :)

[@Taisynn]

The guy’s dancing made me laugh xD I love it when big people can slay it while dancing. Own that shit! Dance all your cares away!

[@thephoenixxy]

Stuck in a tiny, dark room with Graenolf and immediately runs off... can't blame her.

[@thestranger8474]

Harkon, alduin, and miirak are also failures

[@EmmaSpAce111]

they failed against me too

[@insaincaldo]

Well Harkon doesn't have to be, he just wont live through his success.

[@shototodoroki4273]

So Is Ulfric, should you join the Imperials

[@kirsten1612]

Are we even gonna talk about Nazeem?

[@thestranger8474]

@@kirsten1612 Nazeem is so bad he don't deserve to be talked about

[@ZhutyArt]

5:24 and thus the Melonspawn War began, wiping out nearly all life on Nirn.

[@jimmymaher6778]

Another dragonborn needs your help

[@EmmaSpAce111]

which one? I only have so much time and I'm playing favourites.

[@patriciamaciel7794]

Happy holidays. Your doing great as always.

[@RosePierce.]

Sometimes late at night I think to myself; Why didn’t the guy from Azuras star make himself a vampire?

[@goldendragonrider5237]

First video I've seen of your's. Just wanted to say, I was pleasantly surprised. Quite a unique & enjoyable take on a "top 5"-style video.

[@wiedzmin8204]

how the hell do you still have skyrim content to do

[@Sparkle8205]

Crzy Ninja magic

[@Cheerybelle]

It's an Elder Scrolls game, and he's Graenolf. I don't see a need for any other reasons.

[@Bbbbar123]

Because it’s Skyrim lol

[@wiedzmin8204]

@Facts thanks for replying to a comment 2 years ago, very needed

[@valori7862]

this is amazing how you're still making skyrim videos!

[@byronpitchford6976]

OYFUM I can't believe I did not see my notification

[@NickyPooPlays]

I'm glad you're back

[@dr2brains_]

Oh! The pinewatch kiddos are a quest? I just murdered them because I have children and they were near my house and it made sense to eliminate them.

[@juniperscara6038]

I LOVE YOU GRAENOLF

[@JC-ml2zi]

This is awesome this is the best channel

[@temez9204]

Gets an arrow to the knee Esbern: GO AWAY

[@skai5020]

For #5 I literally skipped right past talking to time sneaked about opened the door and he got Agro so I killed him

[@BlinkingCursor]

The poor guys who stole the silver mold always die because I always happen to discover Pine Watch when I'm adventuring and I end up killing everyone in there before they even get a chance to be secretive. The mold just stays in my inventory until I get the quest and just hear Endon go on about losing a silver mold and then me being the overachiever saying "oh you mean THIS silver mold"

[@nyxcooper5023]

Wait... Did he not say Oyfum a single time in this video??? Who are you????

[@jeffraysochia4097]

Nicholas Cooper what does OYFUM MEAN

[@quartermac2958]

Jeffray Sochia if you have to ask you don’t deserve to know

[@sampotatotoes2701]

@@jeffraysochia4097 Oyfum is oyfum the meaning is so deep for our brains to understand.

[@dredler3950]

No he said OYFUM at 6:06

[@NicoUnken]

Oh my god I LOVE that dancing guy in the beginning. I FELT that!

[@USMC_brue]

He should start making these videos again.

[@wtfischickennoodlesoup2541]

Indeed he should, these were fun to watch

[@bari6708]

All your videos are amazing kinda

[@geraldbeceker2948]

How don’t you have a million subs your amazing

[@lowkeyramen]

We take this fight to the tree bridge!

[@snowflakeserpert6834]

AhHHAaaaAAAAAAA! This is the earliest I've ever been. (2 minutes)

[@axolatlas5799]

The orc in the mountain is shrek. He just wanted the pale lady to get out of his swamp

[@literaldeer2073]

I have never clicked on a notification that fast

[@redemption5763]

Ahh i just love when i see a new vi--OYYYFUM

[@sowhatup]

6:25 K.........FYUM

[@Tiotpl]

I subscribed because of that intro nicely done

[@julegrunwald6293]

Wow I love those videos

[@swoopiepoopy1608]

WE TAKE THIS FIGHT TO THE TREE BRIDGE!

[@gojira8495]

Remember when graneolf used to make this content? Yeah, me neither

[@Dontgiveashlt]

Actually i do was good then still is not my style anymore tho

[@shuckid8290]

I keep hoping one day he will pick it up Asian

[@shuckid8290]

AGAIN