Guzma Teaches CPR

[@ameeleear7229]

her arms and legs are missing you won't save her

[@scarlettheap2131]

very cool kid it would have been funnier over the office clip.

[@canadadry5449]

Quick. Harvest the organs.

[@SubparPanda]

WE HAVE TO TRY

[@Flygoniaks]

Was honestly just expecting Guzma to just starting punching the chest.

[@ifreann7522]

Flygoniaks Exactly, Lol.

[@thealmightylizardwizard96]

Yes I didn't expect the song would fit in nor did I expect the Spanish inquisition

[@Diego-py3ts]

haha

[@gladionlover]

"WAKE THE HELL UP, U LOUSY IDIOT. YA BOIS TIRED OF TRYING"

[@LuBuFengXian]

After watching this video, I realize that Guzma's theme will never be the same for me again. On the bright side though if I ever need to perform CPR...

[@vonnthepariah]

it's your boi in destruction form teaching cpr

[@montysiame6830]

QUICK, SOME ONE CHOKE ME SO GUZMA CAN GIVE ME CPR

[@guzmatheboss9684]

Koto the Big boss, What kind of CPR first? * wiggles eyebrows *

[@montysiame6830]

IggyBrowses TheWeb you know which one

[@doubledio3061]

that's the kinkiest shit I've heard all day

[@kennethokubo3435]

+Joseph Huynh is there competition?

[@doubledio3061]

+Kenneth Okubo of course

[@ADSBlue44]

I love how Moon is just bobbing her headXD

[@CallieSqueakz]

Her name is "Luna", as in "La Luna", but okay.

[@FopsYT]

Sandwich Productions wiki says her name is moon, and the male trainer's name is sun in the demo so i assume her name is moon

[@Soaring_Penguin]

"Luna" literally means "Moon" in Latin, so I'd say everyone is right :b

[@walterguitton6845]

Or in spanish

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

Male trainer should be called Leo and female trainer should be called Luna.

[@Okiwont]

why is this video blowing up

[@drewanderson3429]

Okiwont because Octagonovania sucks

[@ju5tiganimations746]

Okiwont Because Guzma

[@fullmoonxxxx]

Okiwont it's funny

[@Tanuki-Sama]

its an electrode in disguise

[@juIijem]

Just like the CPR Training balloon lmao kill me

[@SiIverScales]

This taught me how to save a life. Thanks.

[@encyclopedia7116]

Don't thank Okiwont, thank Guzma!

[@kirbyofdisappointment153]

i saw the original video in health last year and i'm literally laughing

[@samif1128]

i ccant breatheh

[@Okiwont]

SamiF Maybe you need CPR

[@guzmatheboss9684]

Okiwont all the Guzma fangirls needs CPR right away! call for ya boy Guzma right away!

[@shunderomonamero3533]

SamiF technically, if you can't breathe, then you can't exhale. Talking is a form of exhaling, so therefore, if you're talking, then you're not choking. You may just have something lodged in your throat.

[@grunt8128]

let's keep it that way

[@jqr0z]

u need to be in the wild

[@dreptile]

im going to fucking cry

[@zephyreon4]

I like how Guzma just stares at you the whole time

[@YourBoyGuzma]

*_Ummmm...._*

[@feckadoodlethe2nd]

HERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! THE BOSS THAT PUSHES DOWN AND DOESN'T LET UP!

[@makamanatsu17]

daddy

[@phlarbus7821]

+Guzma The boss there are two Guzma's O.O the world only needs one

[@guzmatheboss9684]

Professor Kukui it's pretty good with two, too

[@nonbinaryfortnite]

what did I watch boss

[@zerotodona1495]

These memes are out of hand lol

[@Eclipsio]

Zero Todona They are

[@HezrouDhiaga]

I slowly started to grin when they said "follow the beat" knowing his theme was coming. And then it did. And I can't stop laughing...

[@audrinn9358]

help, i can't breathe. i need this edgy hipster to *violently* push my chest as his battle engagement soundtrack plays from an unknown location. help. save me.

[@ireiannamcallister5892]

I want the game just to listen to his battle theme.

[@GT-wj3gl]

This could save lives

[@Diego-py3ts]

I remember watching this years ago, and now here I am again.

[@bumbles5089]

I had no clue that ya boi Guzma was a doctor.

[@encyclopedia7116]

I thought he was just trying to be a "savage."

[@trainermoon697]

He’s unqualified. I nearly died.

[@squibkib]

​@@trainermoon697 Well I mean you did lose all your limbs, so be grateful you're even breathing now..

[@possiblyafish776]

This has to be one of my favorite videos on youtube, i've watched it probably over 10 times now on different occasions.

[@Okiwont]

man, you have bad taste

[@possiblyafish776]

yeah

[@VoibbleLunchbox]

I love this is simultaneously a great mashup with the original backing track, and it sounds incredible.

[@Okiwont]

I love how you simultaneously overanalyzed my video and complimented it, and it's incredible

[@iamasnail8654]

thats a hood m e m e my ally

[@Dougy]

RAWR XD Archie my boi

[@solardriftx1170]

RAWR XD Now Maxie has to deal with two crazy ones.

[@eragons1894]

Thanks, that'll be helpful in the future! The future: Someone randomly falls down in the middle of a street. Nobody helps them because they're scared. Then i arrive. Me: This man needs a CPR asap! Oh wait, hold on. I need my music to help me concentrate. *Takes out speakers, plugs them into phone and turns on Guzma battle theme 10 hours version at full sound* That'll do!

[@GrandRobo]

Recently, I saw a doggo and his owner both passed out in the middle of the street. I was the only one who noticed them and it seemed too late to call the ambulance. That's when I found this video. I did exactly how the video instructed me and the doggo woke up! Now I'm taking good care of the doggo.

[@wadeconroy3467]

Wait. YOU DIDN'T SAVE THE OWNER!?

[@iaintgonna3717]

Good boy.

[@ultimate.evader]

BRO DEADASS DIDN'T SAVE THE OWNER LABDJHADGSGS??? 💀💀💀💀💀

[@palladion3792]

but i thought he beats you down and never lets you up

[@grunt8128]

I don't see her up yet.

[@encyclopedia7116]

Grunt | But she's also not being beat down.

[@iaintgonna3717]

he heartbeats you down in this case

[@tailsknuxfan101]

why did youtube recommend me this

[@ivethsalgado102]

Hen The G I wonder the EXACT same thing, I sometimes don't even know what I'm watching anymore, I'm scared now 😂😂

[@toadmilk113]

Hen The G because it's art

[@Witch_MAHO]

Clearly this video means Guzma brought life back to Pokemon fans everywhere.

[@its-goon3416]

i cant breathe i need cpr

[@grannygertrude2883]

Dont worry Grandma got you

[@infinite6339]

Brb gonna get the mixtape

[@reoduran_mckindorn]

GUZMA MY BOY! HELPING THE COMMUNITY I SEE

[@loucapit]

Why do I feel like I learned something today?

[@grimmSOL]

As a villain? Nope. As a tough opponent? Nah. Help spread knowledge that can save lives. At least Guzma's good for something.

[@Taylor-ml9dp]

if i ever preformed CPR , I would be too scared of braking a rib

[@iaintgonna3717]

If you break a rib you're doing it right

[@allegrabailey6829]

sometimes it does happen, but it's less of a concern compared to a heart attack

[@FreshPwncakez]

thank you

[@AndrewBlechinger]

Educational and entertaining. I learned it to the beat of "Stayin' Alive" but this works too.

[@maid3685]

Guzma... mah boi... she is like 12. Quit sexually harassing her man,

[@riley-ws9ev]

she is a bit of rubber

[@jay96yagami27]

make me >:)

[@smileyshirt]

That seems like something Guzma would do

[@jay96yagami27]

Smiley Shirt yes I would (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@x_gome]

Save rape man

[@Brodbrody]

This is sexual harassment. Im calling the Machamp police. Hey I've seen this video before in me schewl

[@drewanderson3429]

Brodbrody Hugh Mungus wut

[@Brodbrody]

Guz Mungus wat?

[@snek0488]

+Brodbrody wat?

[@CallieSqueakz]

Uh…?

[@Brodbrody]

I like how awkward this comment section is.

[@jirehjirehjirehjireh]

Guzma's rape face never ceases to amuse me

[@Deton8e]

One day someone is going to be choking in front of me and I'll whip out my dope ass CPR skills I remembered from this very video. "Where'd you learn that?" "Educational video."

[@squibkib]

Heck yeah, "education"!

[@Filippo739]

This is so synchronized it hurts.

[@soulfestyouactivatedmytrap5118]

I cannot unsee or unhear this...

[@Okiwont]

Soulfest You activated my T R A P C A R D yes you can

[@beep898]

It's ya boy Guzma, teaching little homies how to play it safe, and how to stay safe too

[@lucidsin]

how did i get into here....

[@shydude7173]

Meme

[@riften1229]

It ahould be called "Ya Boy teaches you CPR"

[@WolfOfTheStars]

The theme was too fitting xD

[@PK1-ROG]

Thanks Guzma for teaching me how to do CPR

[@shinyklefki99]

I don't know why I fucking love this so much

[@thewhite2018]

"Follow along with the music, The music will help you get a feel for how fast to push... *Dun Dun Dun...* (Guzma Theme Fuk ye, lol)

[@guzmatheboss9684]

I have a CPR doll at home. my sister and I made the face into Poirot's face.

[@jay96yagami27]

this is like weird fanfic gone wrong ._.

[@Gambit08]

Can we please make this a meme? There's legitimate educational value in this!

[@lem0ncakesss632]

This is imformative. And guzma will never be the same.

[@timb.3171]

THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOOOD 😂😂

[@Khalipse]

I'm gonna need cpr soon if I keep laughing this hard

[@mr.piggly5884]

The dummy should be lusamine

[@WubzMegaplier]

I can't believe Guzma helped me pass Health class.

[@nickrick8777]

"Y'all are stupid" -Ya boi guzma

[@drewanderson3429]

.

[@Okiwont]

I agree

[@drewanderson3429]

I feel like when I die I will only be known as that guy who saw guzma teaches cpr before anyone else. oh and Merry Christmas

[@astroastroastro5741]

why is moon the test dummy

[@Okiwont]

Mythic Cinnamon why is guzma a woman

[@nyanKelsi]

Okiwont Why Am I Cringed.

[@encyclopedia7116]

Okiwont | Why does moon have no arms or legs?

[@Lots_of_Loto]

The heads are killing me.

[@briansanchez5449]

This video is surprisingly informative..

[@riqqahhamjuri2449]

i'm enlightened

[@icedzui]

Fricken moon's head going up and down is killing me

[@iaintgonna3717]

do you need cpr

[@GoodBlock11]

I watched the original video in class today...

[@M3G4T3RR4]

The music actually has a good rhythm for this...

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

And That kids is where do babies come from!!

[@FlatThunder2011]

Instructions unclear; applied pushes directly to skull.

[@tetrakitty1588]

selene's head looks like it's bopping each time it biunces, and im just bopping with her

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

Why do I feel so dirty after watching this?

[@Okiwont]

because you haven't showered in a while

[@nicholassvitak8653]

I've seen this exact video in health class

[@MrMrannoying]

Sickest remix

[@PassivePancake]

I found this in "Gaming for you"

[@Geoffthespider]

why was this in my recomened

[@typhondst3363]

Who.needs stayin alive?! We got Ya Boi Guzma

[@stevewhite5045]

Why does this not have more views?

[@Okiwont]

why does this not have less

[@gladionlover]

how did u watch this video and think "oh this would fit for guzmas theme" that would NEVER cross my mind

[@Okiwont]

idk lul

[@glitteringpeachy]

why in the fuck is this so fucking beautiful.

[@Shade2800]

Soo...I expect to here this every time I pass out? Actually wouldn't mind that...

[@SirAmericaHetalia]

Sexual Harassment, time to call Officer Jenny!

[@soysaucetroy6155]

No, no, no, no *NO*!!!!!!!!! GUZMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@Caliber30001]

im in the weird part of internet again

[@epicviper5611]

holy shit, thanks internets

[@Okiwont]

Epicviper56 Don't thank the internet, thank me

[@epicviper5611]

Okiwont well thank you!

[@aidengibson2040]

Im doing cpr in school right now and this is what i will think of from now on

[@dabomb3336]

Grunt: You're supposed to Revive her! Not Kill Moon!

[@spacedwarfguy]

Play this at my funeral. What is the original

[@Okiwont]

dumb american heart association CPR video that i got in health class

[@spacedwarfguy]

Thanks

[@spacedwarfguy]

Could I please get a link or something please?

[@Okiwont]

drive.google.com/open?id=0B7cHvP-VszJtZXBnRTA2eXNuMVU

[@spacedwarfguy]

Thank you so much!

[@PepeBleach]

this is actually lit lmao

[@jonathangilad7506]

Geez thanks now this is what I'm going to think if I'll do CPR to someone

[@MissNessaBless]

LOL I really need CPR

[@KiyoTheDmonKing]

XD im dying right timing with the music got me and the way they move there heads

[@jacksondeakle8312]

h a r d a n d f a s t

[@RubyTrashWolf]

WhyIsThisSoPerfectXD

[@jalxnnie6570]

Love dis so much

[@AuroraKnux]

I can't breathe

[@Rebespyhnx]

He do be pumping the moon...

[@zenixkiryu]

I rate this a "y'all are stupid/10"

[@bawdydaram8114]

I didn't expect that whatsoever...

[@ccyan1de]

I actually learned from this

[@awarnegaming5623]

Person: OMG HELP THUS GIRL IS DYING! Other Person: DOES ANYBODY KNOW CPR?! Me: I DO! Other Person: HURRY UP AND DO IT! Me: ALRIGHT! *Searches through KZbin for Guzma's theme* Other Person: ... Me: Gimme a second, it's buffering