GWYNETH PALTROW MUST BE STOPPED | The Goop Lab

[@purrronica]

“Chloraphorm Starburst” I am dead sir

[@jonathancarson1]

she tried it

[@ISa-jy8ol]

Kf you cant afford those but want the benefits just get some spirulina tablets.......all women should have these anyways. They prevent break outs due to sugar consumption, among other cool things.....thanks iodine.

[@nicolescheffel5658]

nothing says connecting to the earth by walking around barefoot by going on a luxury cruise in the middle of the ocean :-)

[@jonathancarson1]

RIGHT?

[@ISa-jy8ol]

Would be nice. But I am sure there is some luxury available to you on the cheap wherever you are from. Does your state have old growth forrests? Or natural hot springs? Or prolific back packing trails? Everywhere has some amazing luxury available to connect yiu with the earth oncthe cheap.

[@LabGecko]

Guessing Paltrow never heard of hookworms. Yeah, sling off those sandals and watch them burrow in!

[@Alina-xt8eh]

i will incorporate the term „chilly-willy“ into my daily vocabulary thank you very much sir

[@jonathancarson1]

so proud 2 be the founder and CEO of the Chilly Willy (patent pending)

[@spugnoid]

Why would anyone want a candle that smells like dead fish?

[@jonathancarson1]

wellp

[@nunpho]

What vaginas smell like dead fish 😂? Please get any woman you have been sniffing to the hospital.

[@rachelkitzmiller6289]

this whole thing gives off very "Fyre Festival 2017" vibes

[@jonathancarson1]

Right? Except there actually is money behind it.

[@ISa-jy8ol]

Whatever. Natural health is so valuable. Adopt it in your own life and see why. Its not just for the rich....you can do it more affordably than you do the consumer slave shit you are already doing.

[@aissurp4287]

If I get on youtube this august and don't see a vlog of you at the helm of the Goop Celebrity Cruise Ship, imma be pissed

[@jonathancarson1]

😏😏😏😏

[@ISa-jy8ol]

Start a go fund me to send you.....that way you can stop being such a jealous bisch and get some lavish R&R so you know why natural health is cool af.

[@dwalker399]

GOOP use to be a water less hand cleaner. I still think it is. (UPDATE) I just looked it up. It's $8.99 for 4 1/2 Lbs. of it from Harbor Freight!

[@jonathancarson1]

Does it smell like a vagina?

[@jenneacubero1036]

We need Penn and Teller's BS show to make a comeback.

[@jonathancarson1]

where can i sign the petition?

[@dogstar5039]

This guy looks like Jay and Silent Bobs love child

[@jonathancarson1]

thank you

[@dogstar5039]

@@jonathancarson1 no prob, its amazing 😀

[@nunpho]

People who buy into this stuff have more money than sense. On the jade egg... Porus things like that can give people toxic shock syndrome which can be deadly! 😬

[@jonathancarson1]

"People who buy into this stuff have more money than sense." WOW YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD and thats part of why she is so evil. She's money hungry, i wouldn't say she is doing it maliciously, but ignoring science and not doing any research at all is almost as bad as being malicious.

[@jainck4]

Thanks for this great video. Paltrow must be a student of P.T. Barnum--there's one born every minute.

[@jonathancarson1]

a horrifyingly true thought.

[@AmandaConover]

WHO IS BUYING THIS STUFF I WANNA KNOW

[@jonathancarson1]

Too many people who still eat paint chips

[@fairlyliterary4771]

Idk if you are on Twitter but there was a poll last year about washing legs or something of that effect and I'm pretty sure the people who revealed they don't wash their legs are the ones keeping G**P afloat

[@keithreeder]

People who don't know how to turn off their CAPS LOCK, mainly...

[@AmandaConover]

@@fairlyliterary4771 don't wash their legs?? why would anyone not wash their legs lmao what

[@AmandaConover]

@@keithreeder not sure what you mean by that???

[@jaimereynolds258]

LMAO!! $11,000 for lamp?!?! Site is made for people that have so much money that they just start to buy dumb shit 😂

[@jonathancarson1]

RIGHT?!

[@benjaminplant6662]

“Shivers in your lonely cavern” 😂😂😂 dead 😂😂😂

[@ErinLOVESmakeupxoxo]

goop = 💩

[@jonathancarson1]

goopy poopy

[@veronicarodriguez-nt4nl]

I got an ad for yeast infection right after this it was hilarious 😆

[@lisinbondi1240]

Well done her !! As Mr Barnum famously said you will never go broke underestimating the public taste. Also Stupid tax for rich people like lottery tickets are stupid tax for others. So what? She is way less evil than sooooo many others who prey on poor people or dodge tax or a bazillion other genuinely bad things.

[@jonathancarson1]

I agree there are other that are far more evil. She was simply the topic of my conversation. I respect your input!

[@keithreeder]

I sell moral compasses. You appear to need one _really badly..._

[@LabGecko]

It's a huge difference when you throw advertising in. We humans are FAR more susceptible to ad psychology than most would like to believe.

[@annaswanson5903]

I agree! Made my own video about this and just thought I’d share in case you or someone else is interested in watching

[@jasonmack2569]

For a second I thought the vibrator necklace was a pen, like Joan's from Madmen.

[@jonathancarson1]

who is to say that it doesnt have a third function?

[@jasonmack2569]

@@jonathancarson1 Multi-tasking at it's finest

[@splitpitch]

Gwyneth thanks you for your free advertisement for her company.

[@jonathancarson1]

She sent me a thank you with some cancer curing body stickers

[@ericar.7924]

Is she high doing these shows?lmao

[@jonathancarson1]

you know, that is a valid question and I wouldn't be surprised.

[@WhosAGoodDogue]

Holy Crap! - I use _Goop_ in my motorcycle tyres. Here in the UK, it is a puncture preventative 'liquid' that you put in your tyres. (You guys in America call it _''Slime''_ ). If you get a puncture, the Goop flies out of the hole under pressure (as the wheel spins) and seals it. Here is the link to the Amazon UK site for the stuff: www.amazon.co.uk/Goop-Puncture-Preventative-Sealant-Bottle/dp/B015TKR9P4 And how is that woman managing to get away with calling her 'product' ''Goop'' without infringing on a copyright/name legal battle from the UK Goop peoples?

[@jonathancarson1]

Probably because of the illuminati

[@WhosAGoodDogue]

​@@jonathancarson1 - Y'know....it probably wouldn't surprise me. Interesting quote here from life.spectator.co.uk/articles/gwyneth-paltrows-clean-living-cult-danger-brain/ - which says _''her advice could be deemed a sort of dangerous speech, worthy of being banned from the internet, in that it is quite possibly ruining women’s vaginas. Her egg and steaming tips have been condemned by gynaecologists, as has most of the Goop website - no better than Scientology in its deranged musings and followers.''_ Thanks for the reply. Enjoy the rest of yer week. Dawg.

[@keithreeder]

We call Goop Goop in the UK, and Slime Slime. Different products, same job.

[@japonesa5186]

The title 😂

[@marvelsparadise9598]

Let me go get my stickers! ☺️

[@kikiy2972]

Chinese here, I do not claim jade eggs as an ancient Chinese sexual whatever you call it.

[@jonathancarson1]

yess! research has shown that its all lies.

[@LeftoverSpaghettios]

She is always a mediocre actress that I otherwise didn't mind up until she started spewing nonsense and getting behind a bunch of blatant trash. Also, if I was going to go on a wellness retreat, it sure as hell would not be called "Goop"... that in and of itself sounds toxic af

[@jonathancarson1]

Riight? Cultish as frick... also she has most people convinced there is something wrong with them and the only way to cure their ailments is with a $85 rock shoved up their cornhole

[@italiapersempre1966]

You are hilarious!! Loved this video 😂

[@jonathancarson1]

thanks so much Daniela :)

[@cybermozzie]

If Gwyneth Paltrow was a pinball machine, none of her flippers would be working and the backboard would read TILT. But people would continue to feed the machine. They would hide the 'out of order' sign, plug the machine back in, put money into the coin slots (even if they had to take tape off to do it), and wonder why it didn't work. Then demand a refund.

[@SamGulllage]

You are hilarious. How have I just now found you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jonathancarson1]

thanks! hi welcome :)

[@finallyfinally9317]

She doesn't need to be stopped I'd wager the magority of her customers are middle class women with access to great health care and don't rely solely on Gwen's products to be well They can afford it and the placebo effect actually DOES work especially in people who aren't really sick in the first place . Let her make money and employ people , who cares ?

[@Bbelblelo]

ima save so much money lighting spoons on fire in my apartment, ty ❤️ im gonna turn the heat off now

[@jonathancarson1]

you're welcome, beech!

[@ISa-jy8ol]

I have never burned wood candles or whatever .......but coffee enemas are great!

[@MFGEEDORAH]

Why is silent bob talking about goop

[@that.neurodivergent]

Dude you're hilarious and also kinda cute ngl, instant subscribe and bell notification 👏

[@jonathancarson1]

😊😊thank you thank you!

[@that.neurodivergent]

@@jonathancarson1

[@deViianceTV]

“My coochie is losey I’m puttin jades in my hoochie Cause I’m goopy like Susie Tomaguchi and Buchey Groovy-Groovy and smoothie All my bitches is groupies I wear gucci like gucci” That’s Gwyneth Paltrow if she was a rap lyric... and yes I created that by myself

[@jonathancarson1]

even better than her 2000 hit ft huey lewis Cruisin'

[@deViianceTV]

Jon Carson I didn’t even know she sang.. I’ve just always known her as a terrible actress

[@bethanl2213]

Good Vibes stickers? How do you put a vibrator in a sticker and where exactly am i adhering it ANSWER ME THAT GWYNETH

[@jonathancarson1]

😂😂😂

[@oceanus4238]

Who tf buys this stuff?!

[@jonathancarson1]

Far too many people to keep a $250M company afloat

[@fleuridema3932]

this whole company is a joke 🥵 love your reactions on the products x

[@jonathancarson1]

when the company is already a joke, i'm already set up for successful comedy

[@ISa-jy8ol]

The prices are a joke but they sell a bunch of great stuff.

[@laurahightower4986]

But the tea is you making money from us watching you talk about her 👀 who’s the real scammer

[@jonathancarson1]

😏

[@djina]

How the hell does Jon Carson only have ~8K followers?! He be hilarious y'all.

[@keithreeder]

Because Americans are scared off by intelligence and integrity?

[@kapperella2915]

That god damn lamp makes me irrationally angry...

[@jonathancarson1]

Like whyyyy is it $11k? Its so uggie

[@kapperella2915]

Fo' reaaaaaal!!! It has to be some type of social experiment 😂

[@andiebear1515]

you're like gorgeous

[@jonathancarson1]

omg coming from a burnt olive, i appreciate that.

[@cisbetterthanyou6658]

Never heard of the brand until now - just looked through the website and it angered me lol Literally selling a pair of underwear for $135 .. But .. I am also quite cheap, I grudge paying £20/30 for a pack of three haha! 😂

[@jonathancarson1]

135 for undies...... to ultimately rub on your cornhole... the disrespect.

[@syrenamilani3115]

She has never been self aware , just rich & kinda simple , but this is disgusting , to not know anything bout your " big coin " co. !!!👀💰💵💶💷💳💸💴💴💴💴💴💴

[@jonathancarson1]

RIGHT?! i would say "must be nice" but truly its terrifying and dangerous.

[@jonjacob1962]

😂😂😂 Smurf NIPPLES...! Also. It's 24k gold PLATED*... So it's basically only like $20 worth of gold and that's being generous.

[@japonesa5186]

She’s just washing money stapppppp it...

[@iamphoenixfire]

okay but i would wear the vibrator necklace dont @ me

[@jonathancarson1]

support local vibrating jewelry artists!

[@iamphoenixfire]

@@jonathancarson1 bruh if i fucking could

[@christianefiorito6684]

she seems like being the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard

[@sofia4728]

I am not good at leaving witty comments, but I will say that this was an incredibly well made video! (once again)👏

[@jonathancarson1]

Thank you thank you :)

[@ISa-jy8ol]

Natural health gets ragged on enough. Instead of putting down Goop, why not research and expose all the fraud and criminal BS pushed on you by the corrupt CDC, FDA in cahoots with evil pharma?

[@westernless97]

now it makes sense that joanne the scammer was hyping her up so much a couple months back #ScammersRuleTheWorld #iconic

[@jonathancarson1]

truly you be seein str8 THRU it

[@ISa-jy8ol]

Natural health is where its at. You can do it on the cheap too. Dont be fooled by people dogging on Goop.

[@LabGecko]

Know what they call alternative medicine that works? MEDICINE!

[@westernless97]

every villain is lemons 🍋 lmaoooo 🌊🧽 🍔

[@jonathancarson1]

🍍

[@ivyw4920]

goop pt 2

[@TheMichelex20]

You are hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@jonathancarson1]

[@ISa-jy8ol]

And wrong

[@lexelex1399]

Is she okay? wtf

[@jonathancarson1]

the answer is no. gwyneth poultry is not ok

[@melonnknee]

Please be my friend

[@melonnknee]

You’re looking out for my hoo-hah therefore you’re already my friend.

[@jonathancarson1]

friends dont let other friends put porous stones in their hoo haas

[@syrenamilani3115]

✋ S.T.O.P the G.O.O.P. MAdNESs N.O.W.

[@jonathancarson1]

S.P.E.A.K. T.H.E. T.R.U.T.H.

[@ISa-jy8ol]

G.O.O.P. I.S. F.I.N.E. Y.O.U.R. J.U.S.T. J.E.A.L.O.U.S.

[@garystinten9339]

Goop.com China enters the chat

[@jonathancarson1]

and i oopppppp