H.I. #91: Last Man to Die?

[@moseshong128]

Brady was rather scared Of bathrooms for the impared The reason was not Of what people thought But of the frog that always stared

[@kaiofficial7168]

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[@th31r0nhand9]

I feel like the last line was missing a syllable. It doesn't flow.

[@bryceknight630]

are you american? because not and thought only really rhyme when you say them with an american accent sorry if i sounded rude

[@reNINTENDO]

+bryce knight It's not a perfect rhyme with an American accent either (any of them). Don't really know what you're talking about. I'm sure some accents make the difference much more pronounced, though.

[@JetBalrog]

I can say that in my accent (a variation of midwestern) I say "not" and "thought" pretty much identically- but I'm only one person.

[@danochy5522]

"I'm human" That's exactly the sort of thing a robot will say 🤔

[@nice3333333333]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYWakoyHYtFpjrc

[@Bolt6265]

I have a 15 hour plane trip that im going to save this podcast for and it pains me to not be able to listen to it now. hope theres a plane crash corner on this one!

[@lovelyluxo]

There is, mwhahaha

[@CR0SBO]

I spent so long switching the direction of spin of the helix that I had to skip back through the podcast a topic due to missing it for concentrating too hard on the image. So satisfying every time.

[@Saturn-uz6jc]

For those wondering, the song they are referring to around 40:00 is Prisencolinensinainciusol (the english gibberish song).

[@TuesdaysArt]

I downloaded a bunch of Hello Internet episodes and I definitely know what I'll be listening to on my plane ride tomorrow. I love this podcast so much!

[@TheSpicyMole]

It would be cool if HI episode 100 was published Jan-31, exactly 4 years from Episode 1.

[@untitled9887]

3 years late, but as a licensed aircraft mechanic, let me tell you that a single coin could and would easily cause catastrophic damage to a jet engine, whether fully spooled up or just starting. What tends to happen is the fan and compressor blades do chew up the object, but those blades get torn apart and the fragments of both get sucked into the hot section where the fuel ignition happens. So yes, the little old Chinese lady who is tossing coins into the engine should be stopped immediately.

[@hawk0485]

1:16:50 This is pure gold! "I'm gonna have an eye on you, old chinese lady!" "But Grey, isn't that racial profiling?" "Yes. Yes, it is. Tough luck!"

[@prasanttwo281]

I laughed so hard at that!

[@carnlin390]

Today, I went to the local grocery store and there are two lanes open on a Sunday. The express line is for 12 items or less, the other lane is for any number. I was in the lane with over 12 items, the guy behind me had three. >Use any lane that is open, the cashiers have a job - and do their job well... (typically)

[@eastercompany]

First time listening to this podcast and guess what, i now have about 150 hours of new content to listen to while i'm working ;D

[@MsSteveSH]

Listening to this, I have become convinced that CGPgrey is an incredibly advance a.I.

[@samsam-ok4cw]

This conversation about the need of a generation to die before change could be inputted (or not) was really interesting. Thank you !

[@tiana5395]

Grey, although I know you will never check this, I want it to be known that you're my favourite robot

[@FreediiFree]

Replace black bars in front of "sexy parts" with the KZbin sad face logos. I mean, if we HAVE to censor everything.

[@TheGuyWhoSkisWithPoi]

1:26:31 I know where to go! Tweet @cgpgrey with your photos of airplane engines while you are in the air!

[@TheGuyWhoSkisWithPoi]

Oh, he wasn't going there - still a good idea though

[@cemiquents]

as someone who lives in a place where self-checkout counters are very rare, it's funny hearing them talking about them

[@numbers7594]

Major Deja vu. I just listened to episode 24 a couple of hours before this came out and you guys had the exact same conversation about singing right at the beginning of that episode too.

[@InterjectionVideos]

Ayyyeee two podcast to watch, ep# 5 of unmade released today too! Oh baby

[@daggawagga]

I had completely forgotten about that! Time for a small binge

[@trobin]

Does anyone else wait until they have something to do before they watch this?

[@DaveYogs]

Starrgate not uncommon, i like listening to them as background music

[@NoriMori1992]

Podcasts are perfect for Sudoku and cross-stitching.

[@TheDarkDrummer43]

That whole point about waiting for picture day simply because it was a day with a different schedule to break up the routine - infinitely relatable.

[@Zeturic]

I didn't realize that group school photos were a thing. I've seen that for school groups, but not for classes, and certainly not entire years.

[@RDB61]

The auto-generated captions are almost flawless. I guess that proves that CGP Grey is god.

[@Channel-nd5fo]

You did not change my mind, was already studying biochem for reason of ageing. But glad its out and shown it to a few ppl who are looking into what there gonna research and considering something related to ageing.

[@PTNLemay]

Is there a reason why the podcast isn't available anymore on the usual podcast distribution services? On Doggcatcher and on iTunes it's gone. Even on the site itself, instead of the usual "Download" button there's only a link to KZbin.

[@straight-bass]

PTNLemay try the podcasts app

[@qwertyuoip1234]

I did. It’s not there

[@robmckennie4203]

It's not available as an mp3 from the website, either.

[@Schytz88]

It is on Pocket Cast.

[@qwertyuoip1234]

I don’t use other apps. Confuses the process.

[@eomoran]

That “oh Jesus Christ” when Grey hears about the coin tossers is brilliant

[@narsil1984]

On planecrash corner : I touch the outside of plane too before going aboard. I think it´s less of a superstition and more of psychological thing to me ; to me, it´s reassuring to have felt the metal surface, as if to say "this is solid and wont fall to pieces". In a way, it may be the analytical side of the brain trying to reassure the one producing the emotional side ("oh my god we´re gonna crash")... maybe it creates an illusion of control or proximity to the machine, I dont know...

[@16m49x3]

Whenever I walk around in the dark. If I start manifesting a fear of the unknown. My tactic is to imagine that the unknown could just as easily be some source of immortality. And that this makes the advantages of some unknown thing showing up outweigh the disadvantages. So yeah, I also look out for passing vampires

[@kylecb]

Haiiry Cake I do the same, except I imagine a hot girl being in the dark haha

[@NoriMori1992]

0:25 I guess Brady doesn't remember the opening to episode 7: (Grey singing) "I will edit this… out. This is… the editing-out… song…"

[@william5018]

I feel like the name should have been cgp grave

[@nanna1202]

Lego originated here in my homecountry, Denmark. The word Lego is an acronym of the danish words 'leg godt' wich roughly translates to 'play well'

[@Snubben123143]

1:50:57 🦇

[@plagiarism3945]

My moms is a graphic designer and has been the one editing a lot of these “new age” school photos. I remember one was a private school that started with a W. So of course the kids were standing in a W. She had to edit out the yellow spots on the grass as-well as edit in a kid who wasn’t there for the big photo.

[@jeandanielodonnncada]

The other regional variation I have experienced travelling the English-speaking world is how one pluralises Lego. I grew up in a place in the US where it was "legos," but where now I am in Canada most people seem to say "lego" in the plural, too, as in "My kid left Lego all over the floor."

[@ShirimeCid]

Those standing waves in that double helix are so trippy!

[@Nooobus_]

Good for Brady our school photos are exactly like he describes them :)

[@chillsahoy2640]

I'm very firmly in Team Self-Checkout but the only major issue I have with them is that most supermarkets require you to get a member of staff to 'confirm' your bag before you can even start if it's heavy enough. I tend to carry a backpack with me everywhere, and in there I keep a few essentials (umbrella, Kindle, external battery for my phone, water, etc) so it's always heavy enough to trigger this bag check, but I also don't want to use one of the supermarket's plastic bags because it's 5p each time plus it contributes (in a negligible way) towards ecological problems. I wish more supermarkets would do like Waitrose, where you don't need to have your bag checked, and trust that most customers will be honest, and that the security cameras will take care of the minority of customers that would try to smuggle items into their bags without paying for them.

[@AstrobotJones]

I've long felt, much like Grey, that I'll live an exceptionally long life; I've had that notion since early childhood, and at times it's made me sad - nobody wants to outlive people they love or know. It seems very lonely, especially if I'm old & invalid for much of it. It's also not something I really mention to anyone either, so to hear Grey discuss this was really a bit relieving. My fascination with life extension and quality of life improvement in regard to the body, stems from this idea I've long had. I agree that it's a worthwhile area to explore. If we can extend, suspend, or maintain life with science,I believe that the benefits are immense.

[@airplainchild]

Am I going crazy or is this no longer on iTunes?

[@pavphone2616]

airplainchild Yes

[@Chillitz]

i donno it's there for me

[@crimsontaints]

For me music has a very specific shelf life , it takes 2-3 listens to really enjoy a track , but after 50+ listens it stops having any effect on me , so i cycle through new music in 2-3 month batches. i can go back and listen to an old song and enjoy it , but if i try to add it back into a current playlist it will go back to boring very quickly.

[@tropezando]

I sing to my pets, both modified real songs and corny ones of my own making. They've also got dozens of nicknames each, and I've created tongue twisters about them. Truthfully, they don't really care about the content, but they appreciate the tone, and I have fun doing it.

[@amandadube156]

As a seasonal haunted house actor, I don't think Halloween's long enough!!! Let's just scratch turkey day & Xmas and make it 4 months long. We don't need those anyways.... :-P

[@TheJttv]

1:24:47 No the titanic was not found by a private enterprise. The titanic was found after the military hired Robert Ballard to find the sunken nuclear submarines USS Thresher and USS Scorpion. Ballard agreed to the search on the condition that he could use any extra time to locate the titanic. They used the hunt for the titanic as the cover story for looking for the subs. After locating both subs they noticed that they left a large debris trail on the ocean floor 9,800 feet down. This observation allowed them to locate the titanic much faster as they could just look for a large debris trail rather than the much smaller hull of the ship. and now I am wondering if they are using MH370 as a cover-up for something.

[@darcyscott1750]

Did anyone else notice that Grey and Brady both sound sick in the ads?

[@TheRealWilliamWhite]

Darcy Scott I did, it also sounds like the first time Grey says video blocks he replaced it in the edit.

[@thomaspilkington6390]

SOUTH STRAIA! When Brady mentions ya hometown Adeliade

[@glorylord6]

I love how Grey complains that he hates window seats especially looking over mechanical parts and his flight that he took the day after this was recorded he had a window seat overlooking the engine.

[@guygarcia01]

Yes! I was really hoping they would go over Grey’s latest videos!

[@gh0stmast3r]

I can say with 100 percent certainty that any jet engine can totally tear up anything you throw at it before startup. The problem of course is that it's not good for the engine and it'll wear it down.

[@saftydance2]

YESSS, IM GOING IN FOR A LONG HAUL CODING SESSION RIGHT NOW AND NEEDED THIS

[@ArghyaSen93]

All the people who struggle to listen on youtube because you can't lock the screen... I suggest you use an app called 'Background Tube'. There you can play youtube videos and lock your screen....and it also consumes remarkably less battery than the youtube app. Try it.

[@gwydionelliott211]

The most satisfying footage ever

[@golgarisoul]

CGPGrey is human??

[@kylecb]

Cypher Caliban Obviously it was a joke...

[@golgarisoul]

kylecb CGPGrey jokes??

[@Disinf3ctant]

I feel like you've missed an opportunity here. This episode could have been titled "high class willy recognition".

[@jemsalt4156]

If you want a Lulu song that'll be stuck in your head forever, look no further than "Goodbye Lulu" by Days N' Daze.

[@Nerfornothin111]

Why is there no option to download this on the website? I dont want to have to get some app to listen to this or have a youtube video playing the whole time.

[@Luna-es3bq]

you can download it... what are you using to listen?

[@justinrosman1020]

Yeah, neither can I.... I'm on mobile and the space where the download normally is is filled with a KZbin launcher for the video version.

[@Nerfornothin111]

I usually just get the file from the website. I like to be as streamline as possible with as few accounts, apps and services as I can achieve. I can download the audio from a youtube link website but I would rather not have to is all. I am a lot like Grey in the sense that I want the world around me to contour to my wants :)

[@Luna-es3bq]

Loading Finished strange, when I did it, it worked fine

[@lukearoo]

Don't go to Sainsburys in the late evening, I had 2 trolleys full of shopping and was forced to use the self checkout with no bags

[@qwertyuoip1234]

Does anyone know why I can’t seem to access this podcast from the podcasts app or on iTunes?

[@remingtonbianchi9866]

Who else found every single pattern that the double helix made, from the lines to where the dots met to the movement of individual dots or the 3D illusion that it made.

[@Squbber]

I have a similar plane superstition. I always knock on the outside as I board. I just use my knuckle though.

[@trashf1re]

I think, for 37:05 you have to take into consideration how much of your video they've used, and what content they use in the rest of it. If it's just an entire video of stolen stuff, then that's bad. If they've used the entirety of your video in theirs, then that's bad. If, however, they use 50% or less of a video, and gave credit, and they expand on its content, then it's usually alright.

[@malex2077]

I say "lay-go" and also say that it's plural is "lay-goes"

[@Buxky]

Matso A im german. I say "le-go" with a long e

[@datnguyenthe8300]

Also, is it "gou" or just a short "go" (not the english verb Go, which has the U sound at the end)... I say: Le-go (the E like in Let, the O like in Lock)

[@riotburkholder]

I say Lego like "lego my eggo"

[@jephreemika490]

2 hours? TY SO MUCH!

[@oscarjeans4119]

Im Australian (from south west Vic/Melbourne) and we really don't say LAGO. its definitely LEGO like grey says it

[@EconomicalUnicorn]

Can confirm!

[@lordchickenhawk]

I used to say "Lay-go: when I was a kid in NSW but somewhere along in my time in SA I've taken to saying it "Lego"... I also make up songs for my (12 y.o.) puppy

[@hdef6602]

another 2 hours of fun *-* love it

[@douira]

in lots of stories they're like "oh no immortality is bad". But I'd just say yes, give it to me now.

[@scottwatrous]

Hey so, if you're on an airliner and the engine explodes or some other thing happens, do document it however you can. Mostly so that if the airplane goes down with all hands, maybe they can somehow pull the data off your burnt hulk of a phone and get a better idea of what happened. Imagine if we had people on some of the great mysterious plane crashes who took photos of the problem before they smashed into the ground at a few hundred mph?

[@Rewpparo]

Hey Gray, look up jet engine test procedures, they actualy toss an albatros-sized chunk of meat through the engine and make sure the engine still works :p

[@KiloShank]

I been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out with the greys.

[@deadasfak]

Bathroom Aghoraphobia would have been a great title. Now it's the name of my grindcore band

[@saravigario2464]

There is this classic portuguese book, Death with Interruptions by José Saramago which is an analysis to the end of death. It's taken seriously, in a sense that it isn't presented as a magical thing, even though it happens due to surreal circumstances - suddenly and affecting everyone. The author is stingy and salty which gives off a funny vibe to the story. Just a rec. It's biased towards the >wanting to live forever is evil< meme but still enjoyable

[@spooderman9122]

The Locomotion objectivity video has ads now.

[@dswcartoons]

1:20:00 Nice Twilight Zone reference. I was thinking of it too.

[@danielkent2484]

Who’s listening in 2021?

[@501lilspoon]

:(

[@waltermcdonough]

I want to see the school photo

[@kylecb]

walter mcdonough if you google "composite group class photo" a few examples come up in images.

[@waltermcdonough]

thanks!

[@akswalia6588]

The moment when you relaise you have such a little life that your listening to 2 people having a conversation

[@Werlox]

Just saw from your snap story that you're in my country... What brings you to Maldives

[@danochy5522]

One thing you didn't talk about in your "Why Die?" video is telomeres. A telomere is "a region of repetitive nucleotide sequences at each end of a chromosome." Telomeres are significant in aging as every time mitosis(the regular regeneration of tissue or tissue by cellular replication) occurs, the telomeres wear away a little bit, and as you age, the telomeres decrease in size(due to a decreasing amount of the hormone telomerase), leading to what is essentially 'death by old age.' So after all diseases and illnesses are eliminated, this will likely be the last cause of death in humans. Now I don't know too much about it, just that it if the solution was to make more telomerase, it wouldn't be as significant. I also may have made a mistake in my explanation, so please correct me if I have.

[@MrTridac]

Telomeres are just one of many, many other mechanisms that lead to ageing. It's actually not even the main cause. If you would just increase the number of telomerases you'd get any cancer you can think of. The main reason for ageing is, that it is an intentional process encoded in the DNA. It's not a flaw or error.

[@johnn1199]

There's an enzyme called telomerase that can extend telomeres. It's a problem, but it's nowhere near the biggest one.

[@johnn1199]

MrTridac whatever gives you that idea? The medical consensus is very much that ageing is the accumulation of damage over time.

[@danochy5522]

John N Ok, thanks for the explanation. I thought aging was due to the fact it is disadvantagous evolutionarily to have a longer lifespan as the energy that would go into thatbaould be better used increasing survival chances prior to reproduction.

[@danochy5522]

And therefore there's no need for a natural mechanism to stop aging

[@kateginger]

There's a ghost at 15:13 whispering.

[@daltonriser1125]

I thought that squarespace ad would be a fracture ad with know it started

[@JustOneAsbesto]

No. No to school photos. My mom used to make me wear a horrible little suit, and spit in my hair to slick it back and make me look "nice".

[@x8BitRain]

Be careful with VideoBlocks because they'll bill you at the end of your trial without being fully transparent, they billed me for 3 months without telling me (was able to refund despite a no refund policy.), no emailed invoices or anything, so don't forget to disconnect your card details or close your account if you don't want to continue with the trial.

[@beefcakeandgravy]

The Double Helix is rotating clockwise.

[@JackGladstoneHolroyde]

Plane Crash Corner Update: the podcast ended before MH370 was found

[@josephschubert6561]

Episode 80 can't be watched on youtube anymore, so HTF are the copyright holders supposed to get ad revenue from it? (Though as a side note, this is actually a great way to keep the copyright holder from getting revenue for the 2 hours of talking you guys have claim to.)

[@metacarpo10]

i did not know that non-human check outs in supermarkets existed in the world.

[@TheTetrapod]

Oh, man, you're missing out. Once you get the hang of them, they're so much faster than a normal cashier, and you can bag your groceries however you like. Bonus; you can do all your shopping without ever interacting with another human being. seattletimes.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/monica-guzman/files/2013/06/photo.jpg

[@warsinaction2450]

My friend has started to listen to christmas songs. Is that too early?

[@ale80550]

Family guy gave me the idea but i think it's actually a good way to settle the nudity problem. If it has at any point been financially supported in any way by the government then it's ok.

[@TheGreatSteve]

I was stuck behind an old fart at the checkout querying one price so I took my three items and went to the self checkout which had a short queue but I knew it would be quicker.

[@velikiradojica]

I can't quite recall who it was but some other youtuber told us that you get a warning about legal repercussions after you submit your second objection to the claim. So I guess you have to take them to court if they don't back up.

[@hiflamingo]

As an Australian. It is leg oh

[@aronseptianto8142]

smaller you go less detail you can percieve if you're trying to cram a lot of detail on as little space as possible it'll look ugly that's why emoji is best left simplistic more simplistic,easier to look

[@hd_inmemoriam]

Has this been demonetized?

[@learningtotalk2475]

I've been wondering about what should be fair use when it comes to using other peoples content. Especially after starting my podcast, since it has an intro and outro using other peoples content. How short should it be? Why are 15 seconds better than 45 seconds? How transformative should it be? Should I not even risk it, and just forget about this weird gimmick? I stopped doing it for a while, but it felt weird, and I started again. It's not like I really care if KZbin gives our earnings to someone else, because there are no earnings, and probably never will be.

[@BlueRabbit477]

I went to a self checkout with a trolley 😂 didn't have much stuff just didn't want to carry a basket. I realised as I scanned my stuff how stupid I looked

[@TheGreatSteve]

If a cashier isn't doing anything you're alleviating their boredom even with just buying 3 items.

[@rafous0206]

Tell you what, guys, I really enjoy listening to the podcast while I driving in the American or Euro truck simulator, but, I will leave the video playing in the background (in silence, LOL) for the views. Cheers!

[@16m49x3]

I've heard stories of youtube pretending that a human is talking to the creator. While it's actually a bot. I'd complain a bit more. Until you are certain you have a real human being on the other side that can give a real reason.

[@whatzupLizzy]

Sing to LuLu. Dogs don’t judge, Dogs understand. 🐶

[@musikSkool]

Disclaimer: DO NOT read past this point if you have a problem with thinking about the source of stem cells. I am warning you that this is not something that should be read by anyone that hates violence and gore. If that is you, just walk away, do not read this. I think the primary debate over life-extending research is at the moment it seems to revolve around stem-cell research. Even if you made it a voluntary operation to only take stem cells from people over the age of 21 there would still be the question of human trafficking. How many people would be kidnapped, sent to a country where there weren't background checks on the source of the cells and then sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars? How many countries would have no problem with using aborted fetuses? Imagine hospitals and daycares having to greatly increase security in the pregnancy ward. This is something that can only ever be legal in a world where every single country needs to be vigilante on the source of every single stem cell. Imagine a lab that when a test fails and they destroy the cells, they don't write down that they destroyed the cells, instead they buy some blackmarket "early-childhood" stemcells and slap the certified, registered, confirmed legal label onto the stolen stem cells. We have all sorts of fiction on this topic, The Island (2005) was a PG version, while I take the story in Full Metal Alchemist more seriously. That is the kind of thing that would be done in 3rd world countries. Entire cities of people would be ground into a tiny vile of Elixir of Youth. Do not pretend we can solve this. I would bet that at least 10,000 children over the age of 1 are being sold for stem cells on the black market every single year. That isn't even unreasonable because 8 million children go missing every year, we have no way of knowing what happens to them. Even if stem-cell research is completely outlawed, if billions of dollars start to be dumped into life-extension then scientists are going to start working in "dark labs" that don't care about any law, and they sell their results to the highest bidder. Don't you think scientists would do anything to get a leg up on their competition? I bet there are plenty of scientists that would buy research data from these human traffickers by telling themselves that all research was done with the stem cells from aborted fetuses. Or there would be stem cell traffickers that buy stem cells and tell themselves that same story, they may even believe that no one over the age 1 is ever ground down into a tiny vile of white. There are many things done in secret that are disgusting. It is easy to tell me it doesn't happen, but, believe it or not, people have done worse with far less money on the table.

[@TheGreatSteve]

My Mom won a costume competition on VE day.