H. Jon Benjamin Had A Threesome, Technically

[@ghugueley8341]

If him failing brought us Archer, I say well played H. Jon.

[@davidmoore5004]

Adam Reed created Archer though

[@hornyconvict]

And Bob's Burgers.

[@obscure.reference]

David Moore benjamin, however, embodies the character

[@reeferseasalt]

Dr. Katz

[@SammyRenard]

@@davidmoore5004 yeah but that's like how Peter Falk didn't make Columbo but the whole thing succeeded because of Falk being so good at his role

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Can I hire H. Jon Benjamin to be my weird uncle at parties?

[@21melpomene]

Only if you share him...or he allows himself to be shared...more successfully than in this story, lol

[@katie2275]

He looks identical to my weird uncle

[@edp3202]

MINE!

[@husky4ev897]

I want him to be my voicemail

[@gravityzero2179]

I hope He narrates his own Audiobook. The guys voice is like Butter made from mermaids

[@CheckmateWithPawn]

Gravity Zero he did. Just finished it, and it was great

[@CaptPicard81]

He does! Its a very fun listen

[@tonyb3203]

Just to clarify, the mermaids were milked? And the product that came from their breasts was then churned into butter? I must try some of this butter!

[@gravityzero2179]

tony b dude,.... where do you get your weed??

[@obscure.reference]

tony b no, churned mermaids.

[@akumakorgar]

H Jon Benjamin trying to tell this story and Stephen Colbert trying to coax him past the network censors is like watching two guys try to move a couch down some stairs. Awesome

[@powerfrenzy]

I would like H. Jon Benjamin to do the audiobook for his memoir

[@dmjdmj]

Holy fuck! Don't put a million dollar idea like that on youtube.

[@chiquitabanana6787]

He did. He's the narrator for the audiobook.

[@thenlnlkn]

I would like him to do every audiobook

[@jocelynfisher3174]

His narration is hilarious!!!!

[@jkap34]

@@thenlnlkn "'Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?' Dumbledore asked calmly." Imagine that read by H. Jon Benjamin.

[@internetexplorer7671]

Words can not express how much love and respect I have for this man

[@fussymynx78]

There's something so cute and sexy to me about his unapologetic awkwardness and "failures" so to speak. He puts himself down when clearly he's hilarious without even trying hard, he's like a 45 year old teenager or something 😅 And his voice, I can listen to FOREVER 😍🔥🔥

[@KhalidKashogi]

You know it's funny when the host starts laughing like that.

[@Tan87ful]

Khalid Kashogi 😂😂💯💯

[@danburnett2492]

Unless the host is Fallon

[@devi616]

That threesome story was so funny. That book looks more interesting than 50 shades of grey.

[@armedwombat6816]

To be fair: the untranslated taiwanese manual for a washing machine looks more interesting than 50 Shades of Grey.

[@AJB9806]

Darcy P now I want to hear H. Jon Benjamin read a passage from Fifty Shades of Grey.

[@cannibalbananas]

I lol'd! literally! 🤣

[@Cryptid_Crispin]

A piece of paper covered in shit has a better story than fifty shades of grey.

[@bistromathcommander8950]

He was interviewed by The Majority Report and this threesome story came up. You get to know who the other guy was. Check it out if you haven't.

[@jaimereynolds258]

"you could chip a tooth" LOL This was fun

[@bryantfrankford]

Poker chip

[@VonJost]

He thanks Amy Sedaris. That was a line used on Strangers with Candy in the episode “Jerri the virgin”. Gotta respect him giving credit to a brilliant lady.

[@BluenosedMarsh]

Nathaniel Frankford I was wondering what that reference was to. KZbin comments aren't as cancerous as they used to be.

[@tghooker5123]

great reference !

[@filipesluna]

Arguably the funniest Colbert interview I've seen to date

[@e300027]

He will never escape his many voice acting roles. I keep expecting “PHRASING”

[@jaimereynolds258]

e300027 LOL Exactly

[@johnnygoodman2003]

That's an Adam Reed line.

[@kelly-sanddionpilotte6313]

PHRASING. BOOM.

[@GrahamBarth]

Jon Benjamin's my favorite cook/spy/coach/the devil/owner of a van.

[@santodani]

Graham Barth and can

[@plaidpanda]

You left out psychiatrist's son (Dr. Katz) 😉

[@Aleveria]

And lawyer (Parks & Rec)

[@viralcompile5215]

Forgot store clerk in the show family guy.

[@plaidpanda]

ViralCompile Oh, snap, that's a good one

[@CP-xj7kz]

this is just Archer telling a story from college 😂 this just made me love H. Jon Benjamin even more

[@sybaritesphynx8057]

He can keep talking in Archer voice and I'd totally do him.

[@PariahEarth]

Sploosh.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

With great pussy comes great responsibility... gotta fuck them short bald dudes, provided they are creative geniuses.

[@edwardv1255]

Honorable Catsmeat, we meet again. I guess you're here trying out your "treat them like shit and they'll love you"-theory in action? How's that working out for you? I still recommend a highly skilled psychiatrist as a better alternative (to talk to, not to lose your virginity to; that comes further down the line).

[@nickibarclay9236]

Right he literally has the most perfect mans voice ever like he’s the one I would want to narrate my life not Morgan Freeman

[@BothHands1]

pass lol

[@intoxigamer3617]

7:12 that "I'm naked" is classic fuckin Archer voice. Brilliant.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"I should've done something." No, no. _Failure is an Option._

[@maryanneslater9675]

It's definitely his gift. He uses it to bring people joy and laughter.

[@edmontonboy99]

@pitu toup You’re damn right it’s a gift

[@somethingdiffrant]

I think Stephen says "Thanks Amy" after the "chip a tooth" comment. Amy Sedaris exclaims "I could chip a tooth on that!" on Strangers with Candy (a show Stephen helped write).

[@l.p3861]

somethingdiffrant I love that show!!

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I know this wasn't the intention at all, and it was funny. But it makes me sad to imagine 19 year old H. Jon Benjamin being that not into it and not thinking he can leave.

[@alantarin8775]

ILuvAyeAye yeah I can't imagine how awkward that must have been

[@krisinsaigon]

That's what being a young adult is all about- trying new things

[@pausebeforeviewtube]

that's sweet of you

[@acs197]

Makes me feel better. I'm not the only one that has been in very awkward situations.. Not quite like that though. But close!

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I know I'm late, but I wanted to say that trying new things, and even awkwardness, can be great. But separate from that, I have also had times when I was so anxious that I didn't extract myself from not good situations, even when I could have and wanted to. I have no idea if he found that not good, or hurtful, or just awkward, and I definitely don't get to decide that for him. But the way he said it made me sad, maybe because of my own stuff. Thank you for all the nice replies! If anyone actually reads this, and relates with what I said too much, I can say that therapy and some lovely anxiety meds helped me a ton. And I hope you all get to try something new with a cool person (or two!), and that you feel comfortable bowing out early if you're not having fun.

[@TheElmagnifico20]

Danger Zone?

[@dielaughing73]

Ricky Spanish Whatever you say, Rando

[@jdcompas]

Archer: "Shut up!"

[@diobrando6275]

Something something danger zone

[@carlisroy6666]

Phrasing.

[@acs197]

He did much better than me. In college, I was in an engineer dorm and I'm pretty sure we didn't know what women were, lol. The girls upstairs took pity on us and invited us to hang out together in the common area. That was nice of them.

[@lbatemon1158]

My roommate who was studying engineering told me how she was the only girl in most her classes. I didn't believe her, so I went with her to a class and laughed so hard to see she was correct (I didn't stay for the class). I told her she should hook me up with an engineering student because I'm amazed by people with that level of brain power and dedication that can make so much happen in our world. She never did, though. It was sad for the guys, too, because she was gay.

[@vinceg1094]

that's possibly the hardest i have ever seen Stephen laugh

[@JaQuicker]

Somebody please script a pilot for H. Jon and Aubrey Plaza

[@NewMessage]

The very FIRST words out of his mouth... Phrasing.

[@MrGAyalaJ]

I see your posts all the time. Cheers!! I'm glad to share the same type of humor 😁

[@ndyag4956]

Boom!

[@MrGAyalaJ]

Dip Dup budum bshsssssh

[@MrGAyalaJ]

Rob Simpson can you hacket?!?!?!

[@bryantfrankford]

Greetings Friends & Fam

[@chitalian22]

"Diaphragm.. No one knows what that is (chuckle)" - Archer 😂😂 "Was it a good friend?" "He was like, on my floor." - Archer 😂😂😂😂 Stephen Colbert should go on Archer

[@LaineMann]

Pretty sure he was

[@liferiot]

The chip a tooth comment was so slick.

[@nothanks8368]

It's from a show he did in the late 90s with Amy Sedaris, which is why he said thanks Amy after saying it

[@thetrisha]

@@nothanks8368 which show?

[@nothanks8368]

@@thetrisha strangers with candy

[@gabiluch87]

sexually awkward Archer...

[@katie2275]

So, Bob

[@thenlnlkn]

H Jon Benjamin should be the narrator of everything Including all of our lives

[@yashiAR]

When Stephen takes his glasses off, you know it is going to be a laughter fest.

[@Tan87ful]

yashiWinchester 😂😂

[@tonycampbell1424]

Best. Interview. Ever.

[@kellya.9219]

I'll always see coach McGuirk when I hear that voice 🤣

[@patrickschacht718]

Kelly A. Yes! I couldn't figure out where i knew his voice from?! 🤣

[@kellya.9219]

Patrick Schacht it is probably my favorite voice he's ever done lol😂😂

[@pausebeforeviewtube]

me too

[@Its_Might]

I’ll always see Sterling Archer lol

[@tybask8189]

Best Colbert interview ever

[@marginwalker01]

"Jon Benjamin Has a Van" was a great show on Comedy Central. Very underrated. This guy is the best!

[@tobiasfranz5155]

6:24 Oh my god I'm crying.

[@ThePoushal]

Can't not see Bob when hearing this voice

[@snausages43]

Coach McGuirk! Carl from Family Guy!

[@songOmatic]

The son from that animated show where his Dad's a psychiatrist! What was that?

[@emeraldtakora6929]

I see Archer he sound more Archer

[@slayerdearly]

しゅがーはぁと☆ and the master from venture bros

[@StonefieldJim4]

@@songOmatic Dr Katz! This is the first time I've ever seen him. It’s so weird. I can only picture Ben Katz!

[@stusheridan123]

H. Jon B is hilarious! So buying this book.

[@Mymomsaidiwascool]

This is awesome...i can watch the two of them talk like this for hours..its Bob and Archer being interviewed by Colbert

[@37Raffaella]

🤣🤣🤣...."you could chip a tooth" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gobthegreat7797]

This is the best interview I’ve ever seen

[@anthonycamacho814]

i just saw an amalgamation of Coach, Sterling, and Bob talk to Stephen the whole time

[@NewMessage]

In your head...take off Stephen's glasses... then have Jon speak off camera while Stephen mimes talking. Live action Archer.

[@yesplease5109]

New Message stephen looks more like Cyril

[@bryantfrankford]

Hawkeye

[@HarrisonsFord]

You are scraping bottom with your ideas. Leave the world alone.

[@captlanc]

yes please Oh shit, he does look like a Cyril!

[@arazeze]

Duke Raul ooo someone's salty

[@quagmire19]

It's been a very long time since I've instantly wanted to buy a book within seconds of hearing about it.

[@everettharris967]

Scroll down below the video and just listen and you'll hear Phil Ken Sebben counseling Sterling Archer.

[@linengray]

He is fucking hysterical. I was in tears after *You could chip a tooth.*

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

He's been so damn successful as a voice actor, though, especially for one with so little range. 😁 I loved "I can't describe everything that came before this moment." and "I think I lightly stroked her."! But what's up with cutting just before his jam session?? P.S. What is that weird thing the bandleader has strapped to his hand? PP.S. I miss "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist". 🙁

[@gilbatzri]

a melodica, it's a keyboard you blow into.

[@livvyweimar7362]

Absolutely the funniest you have ever posted! I had tears from laughing so hard! "I sorta rubbed her shoulder" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@Tan87ful]

Livvy Weimar 😂😂

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

Normal people: Archer Heroes: Bob Belcher Legends: *BEN KATZ*

[@mnkykungfu]

Best part of this is seeing Stephen just losing his s**t at the end of the story, like he's just imagining it and can't stop laughing at the awkward.

[@giennefarcais6834]

I laughed so hard! We need more from this man.

[@MsVorpalBlade]

THANK you H. Jon Benjamin. Threesomes can be awkward and awful.

[@tenacious645]

Coach Mcguirk and Archer. That's all I see 😂 I love this man

[@sanyamkhetarpal07]

He's like the most successful voice actor out there

[@gamma8562]

H. Jon Benjamin is a treasure

[@Ohsolovely2]

I love how he's so open. HIlarious.

[@iamtherealzombie]

Looks like there is an audiobook version of this book narrated by H. Jon Benjamin :)

[@TheCondorjc]

I would definitely want to hear him narrate my failures in life

[@iwasbroco6126]

How has this guy not been the host of SNL? I’d love to see him in those skits.

[@CoreyBreedlove]

Hysterical. Jon needs a stand up routine

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Quick question... If you close your eyes and listen to this, who do you hear, Archer or Bob Belcher?

[@WingedSoda]

The Coach from Home Movies.

[@Arosukir6]

Eyes closed, Coach McGurk. Oddly enough I see Archer with my eyes open. It's like my mind decides his actual physical body doesn't exist. 🤣 Not saying he's not at least super cute, but his silky deep normal voice matches way better with the hot super spy!

[@lisarakic9285]

Bob. I've never watched Archer.

[@coleenparsons4905]

Archer all the way.

[@lostintraslation224]

I hear bob. I think he actually does slightly modify his voice for archer. His voice and bobs voice is a little more lazy sounding than archer.

[@tennisdude52278]

All I hear is a talking can of vegetables.

[@natashafigueroa9198]

Y E SSSSSS

[@mathewworkentin5690]

Omg this interview was amazing 😂

[@ichristianrodriguez]

Saw him on the C train the other night! Heading into Brooklyn!

[@silverblue73]

I don't know if I've ever seen Colbert lose it so freely lol

[@garycpriestley]

He is just TOO awesome!!!! His book needs to be released as a podcast!!!

[@sillycal]

OK, Too hilarious, H. Jon Benjamin is my HERO and what an awesome interview!!!!! too much, couldn't stop laughing

[@bixotti]

I can’t imagine Sterling Archer having any other voice

[@ITSMRZFG]

Still remember him as coach on Home Movies

[@pyrotechnick420]

Damn I've been a fan of this guy for almost 20 years. Coach Magurk lol

[@916wetcustoms]

P Y R O T E C H N I C K く苛流 man home movies was so good

[@pyrotechnick420]

Yes it was!

[@davidrodriguezherrera6461]

McGuirk!

[@reeferseasalt]

Ben Katz was hilarious

[@reeferseasalt]

Obviously Sterling Archer

[@cannibalbananas]

I can so live by H Jon Benjamin's advice... "fail, fail again, fail again, then go write a book". done :)

[@DavidLS1]

Season 13 of Archer begins August 24th!

[@trippytigertony5520]

Hey.. those failures brought us Archer and Bob. Mostly Archer 🤣🤣🤣

[@edisone1]

"H Jon" ... Herbert? Hal? Huburt? Henry? Harold? .. Doesn't matter- his dry, disinterested voice is his gold. All of that beside, this is the most hilarious and realistic description of a typical "3 Way" I've ever heard

[@st3althyone]

Everything he said was fucking hilarious! Love this guy, can’t beat Archer!

[@gold-6680]

by the voice he seems like a good spy

[@AJB9806]

I have never seen Stephen lose it like this. 😂

[@neox464]

Whenever I hear this guy talk I just laugh because he talks the same way (forming sentences, high pitched voices etc.) as he does in Archer and I just imagine watching the show.

[@MrCigarro50]

Beautilul book. To have a happy life one must have "The courage to fail."

[@missbirdie05]

Why is it that Mr. Benjamin's voice always cracks me up? :-D

[@nebuchadne33ar]

I'm definetly buying that book

[@emilyorton6304]

oml this is one of the funniest interviews ever

[@digirlock28]

i did the mistake of watching this at work.... still dying!!! great eff'n interview!!!

[@Yvnggh0st]

I love how he has more emotion than bob 😂

[@মেহ্জাবীন]

literally the hardest I've ever laughed....weird inhumane squeaks were coming out of my mouth! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliankenzo]

Are you guys going to upload H. Jon performing with the band? We need to see how that went 😆

[@UnnecessaryBelond]

This is literally a plot for bobs burgers

[@conntoons_4848]

YOURE NOT WRONG THO 😂

[@wolfdog010]

The writers of Archer need to make something out of this. Like Archer being at a talk show and talking about his time in HighSchool when was bullied or some funny shit. I could not but see the duchess when H. Jon Benjamin was talking.

[@CheckmateWithPawn]

Just finished the audio book, where he narrates. Absolutely loved it

[@Alejandro-420]

That is possibly the best self promo for a book ever

[@henrikanchelia64]

I just started to watch Archer and i was not much into this guy being the main character, but after this interview, all i can say it's that they knock it out of the park with him....

[@blueguy09]

He's more Bob's Burgers than anything else lmao love him, met him in person walking on 14th st Manhattan i couldn't remember his name of his characters. but i was smiling the whole day.

[@cryback37]

Everytime I see him I think of Bob Belcher. Yes I know he's also Archer but I've never seen it but Bob's Burgers is my favorite cartoon.

[@reaphr642]

He has the best voice ever!!! Archer is the best!!!! Rewatching it ahhhgain. 😍😍😍

[@katiemcowen2608]

I love that this is his natural voice

[@thesweenster3843]

Everything about this man is gold👌👌👌😂😎

[@mariellanovo728]

So weird to see him not as a cartoon but I love it… He feels right

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

This man has been in my life since he played Ben Katz on Dr Katz in the late '90s

[@Danlife112]

One of the greatest voices

[@nathanthompson6720]

His natural voice is every character he voiced like Bob from bob's burgers

[@crazypolite]

Watching this high with my eyes closed rn pretending it's Stirling on the Colbert Show 😂😂

[@21melpomene]

I don't know whether to buy the book to get the illustrations or buy the audiobook to have stories like this narrated to me by his iconically delectable voice. XD