H3 Podcast #9 - Joey Salads

[@aggressivebuttonmasher5486]

I'm dissapointed that this wasn't just you and Joey eating salad in complete silence

[@bcorr5457]

hey howzit going Yeah I would've watched tbh

[@lambchop3916]

BCorr tbh. Same.

[@aaronalquiza9680]

there can never be complete silence if you're chewing through some crispy lettuce.

[@ニンフィア-k9j]

With the boob coming out

[@yungpedro17]

Still have nightmares to this day that they never ate lettuce in silence at least for a segment

[@DarwinsWench]

I can’t believe how civil this conversation was. Props to all of them. It’s so rare to see something like this now a days.

[@olahfsmart3630]

Abby Kimball Considering all the crazy stuff they've been through lmao One almost by the hear off of another

[@amaterasugokamekkyaku579]

lol ethan is friendly as fuck. he see people as potential friends.. not as profitable items. Ethan is a lay back cool dude thats why he attracts people and make friends with them. I dont understand whats so weird about it.. you sound like you lost faith in humanity.

[@miramarjonas6934]

I DONT THINK TATS GOOD

[@FeudalNoble]

Yeah salads seems to be much more down to earth than Moe Bradberry, Ethan Bradberry, Coby Persin, etc

[@bopshi]

Sean look like a Best Buy manager

[@LanesClassicComedy95]

best comment

[@tomdylan2074]

Send him blue shirts.

[@whippybox9271]

khaleesi Omfg yes!

[@kylemagaro6979]

khaleesi Just got home from best buy and I'm pretty sure Sean checked me out

[@Micropterus06]

He looks like a CEO

[@nikijpeg]

Yeah this podcast actually totally changed how I view Joey Salads. He seems like a cool guy when he's not acting like a fool

[@miguelgordillo3257]

i'd call him fairly honest. i mean, at least back in the other h3h3 videos, it's so easy to tell when he's lying, and he seems to now realize that it's better to be forward.

[@brunocarranzaaragon921]

This was truly unexpected, but it was very interesting

[@Life21HD]

Most people are like that, which is why the words "don't judge a book by it's cover" exist

[@AnthiozDC]

an*

[@Life21HD]

Team Divinity thanks for the save man!

[@lisaross4216]

So nice to hear a conversation between people with different view points that didn't turn into a screaming match or an insult competition. I don't agree with everything said but I respect that it's their opinion and I'm glad to gain some more insight into people's views.

[@DonCaramell0]

"One girl told me how there is terrorists etc everywhere". Sure thing, i also believe everything someone posts on facebook... As you say, he has no idea and it hurts to listen. On the other hand we now know that he is really that stupid unlike others that h3h3 made fun of. thumbs up for Ethan though, I might have exploded listening to his "opinions" for more than 10 minutes.

[@Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat]

Some of info maybe be wrong but his argument as a whole isnt.

[@Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat]

Ayda Moftah but Egypt isn't Sweden, and while it isn't as bad as he's letting on. The clash of the cultures is affecting Sweden's people, but they aren't willing to address it, and it could potentially led to that point if not actually addressed and worked out where both parties win.

[@nebula9339]

Ayda Moftah I know I'm late to the conversation but I say it's just a talk between people and he never proclaimed that it was facts he even say he interviews people to get their opinions of the place and what he thinks about it. He actually tries to its he's opinion not fact

[@johnboyjr21]

Shut the fuck up Lisa

[@Coulroperation]

Love how honest he is, expected a dodgy shithead but he's so down to Earth, and actually cares to explain how a lot of the shit works. Him calling his own content cringy definitely also helped me liking him. Overall pleasantly surprised!

[@Twice_Marvel]

Silas Jylland leafy created cringey as we know it

[@ryanferris718]

same here

[@krispelletier6555]

You'd obviously call Joey Salad fans "croutons"

[@heeelgekkkkkk]

Just because of that I'd convert to 'croutonism'

[@AbsurdoMX]

Kris Pelletier Fuck you, this commnts are an anti croutonism you fucking croutonian

[@Poetassassin]

Nah you mean "crew- tons"

[@ianterada6821]

ok calm down Charron

[@Muudge]

and collectively they're called the "crou"

[@RJMH]

For those of you with sleep paralysis. Here's a tip you should NEVER forget. When you are in that helpless phase where you can't move, can't wake up, start to panic and get demonic or ghost like visions: Wiggle your TOES. Your brain releases chemicals to paralyze your body (to not mimic your body's dreaming movement) when you wake up, your brain stops these chemicals. sleep paralysis is your consciousness waking up before your brain has time to wake the rest of your body up. of course your consciousness doesn't know this so you start coming up with a reason why and this is usually of course, ghosts, demons, UFO abductions etc. Thing is, you can still move your toes because paralyzing your toes is not necessary, you wont be able to move or fall while asleep by being able to move your toes, so by moving your toes rapidly you will wake up within seconds. Now that you know how to get out of it whenever, you wont be scared to be stuck in that stage and if you continue to be awake through it you can use that opportunity to easily start lucid dreaming. Also, when Ethan wakes up after lucid dreaming and IMMEDIATELY feels the urge to fall back asleep is normal. It happens all the time with sleep paralysis. And the best/worst thing is that if you don't resist the urge to wake up, you will fall back into sleep paralysis and i take that opportunity to lucid dream. If you are wondering how to transition it is really easy. While in sleep paralysis, think happy thoughts and relax, the urge to hear demonic noises is really overwhelming but if you stay still, relax, after 30-1 minute you will start to feel your body shake. When this happens stay focused on not falling asleep and imagine being somewhere. Next thing you know, you will be there and you can do anything. ....I suffer from this a lot.

[@brad5129]

xRobotNinja too true dude, I figured this out a while back, I don't even get freaked anymore, it's fucked up XD

[@dinofrog926]

Wow thanks for the essay :p I experienced it a couple months back but it didn't last long. When I realized I couldn't move and that I couldn't call for help from my mother whom I could hear in the other room I started to panic, and when I realized I couldn't even control my own breathing, I REALLY started to panic. So I just tried to fling my whole body out of my bed with all my force, and it resulted in a slight flinch and an unintended grunt, but none the less, I could control my body again. That's my story... hope you liked it. I don't remember why I'm writing this but I'm sure I have a great explanation somewhere... deep, deeep inside my brain. Kay, Im unna go now have fun :)

[@daashazireael6613]

My husband gets sleep paralysis a lot and for some reason I usually wake up when it starts and get him to wake up. I'm going to tell him about the toe thing, hope it works for him because i dont always wake up.

[@HeatherAlicia9109]

xRobotNinja I wiggle my index finger. By the time my mind drifts away from the action of moving it, my mind is ready to fall asleep with my body rather than after it. I used to get it all the time at my parents’ haunted ass house.

[@zachharris3707]

This comment is awesome. Something I've dealt with a lot and had very similar experiences and realizations

[@szosz12]

Salad fans should be called croutons

[@drewpeackoc386]

Macgill Szonja no because Stevie croutons is Joey salads best friend

[@chaddysalright8493]

Macgill Szonja Joey Salad fan pulls up on Joey and Joey says what’s up my crouton. Kind of cringe but lol

[@KKBash]

You blow in from Jacksfilms Town?

[@RandomPersonsOpinion]

Hahahahhahahahaha

[@JustinOdisho]

I get told I look like Mr. Salads a lot. It's a gift and a curse.

[@donomar789]

Justin Odisho mostly curse

[@chumuheha]

Justin Odisho Holy shit you do...

[@johnsirilan4079]

WTF a Doppelganger

[@coralbricks]

Means you're good-looking.

[@LoLdude4lyf]

no one wants to see ur shitty channel fuck outta here boy

[@Everybody90fr]

H3 Podcast [GONE POLITICAL]

[@blyatman1687]

Eyy, love your content man.

[@tomsfruitstand6821]

Everybody90 gone SEXUALLL!!!

[@Parashoot7]

H3 Podcast [GONE PARANORMAL]

[@fartsaladVEVO]

Ethan Klein [GONE LIBERAL]

[@kartios]

H3 Podcast [GONE SALAD]

[@BillyBob-mb5xl]

Joey Salads is a super chill dude. Totally changed my opinion about him after this video

[@SteamGrace]

you's a mark, fool. of course he is going to present himself in such a way, he's trying to fix his reputation

[@shallabim912]

let me battel, bro Or he's a normal guy who really likes money.

[@hungrygarfield]

He's pretty soft spoken

[@dontxtalk]

Yeah racists are really nice when they don't say anything racist. Cool dude man.

[@alphawolf8208]

I still hate his guts his racist guts

[@redeye998]

Joey Salads' fanbase should be called dressing...

[@meepmeepimajeep]

Alexander Raptakis hahaha this made me laugh xD

[@taylorfillmore9227]

Or lettuce heads

[@krispelletier6555]

I already had a better nickname. Sorry dude.

[@benjaminan1183]

What fanbase?

[@taztaz5889]

Whats goin on my dressins in todays salad we are gonna toss in some [activity for the video]

[@jernbag1060]

Joey is so endearing when he's being honest. Like, I actually love it.

[@jeanvaljean3045]

tellement naïve, pauvre fille

[@UberStar]

jean valjean la merde

[@jernbag1060]

Je peux parler français aussi.

[@raVtf]

je suis ananas

[@mahdiben6114]

Baguette

[@BigSepps]

I'm not sure why the comments are so toxic about their political discussion. Personally I've watch countless hours of political "professionals" actually yelling at each other. This was one of the most level headed discussions on political views. They actually listened to each other and thought about it and this is coming from a prank guy and a dude who made vape nation. WTF. Regardless of the fact that there was a bit of talking over each other they all treated each other with respect.

[@brodysla]

Andrew Alegria true

[@questtofreedom]

because ethan and hila were getting emotional and into it with their misinformed views. They should stay out of politics they dont know whats REALLY going on.

[@BigSepps]

questtofreedom the thing is they would pose a question, let him answer listen to it and take what he said into considerstion. Getting upset isn't great but that comes second to having a conversation. I'm giving them credit for not just talking over one another. You don't see that from most opposing sides.

[@philhartmann6502]

Andrew Alegria I'd say it was the exact opposite. "they constantly blow up their cars to steal from tax payers and attack cops" "we need to let them in"

[@BigSepps]

Phil Hartmann Can I get a time stamp so I can see what your referencing cause i haven't watched this in a while. Remember I'm not giving them credit on the content of either side just on their willingness to let each other speak.

[@eltoro8143]

"Moe will never sit down with you" lmao

[@14MrGuitarFreak88]

going back to this episode and just the comment I' ve been looking for :)

[@LeftLad]

Joey Salad is like the friend who intentionally acts like a dumbass just to get you to laugh but you can't get mad at him because he's a decent person when he's off that persona.

[@Coffee-il1yw]

the kind of friend who says black people are violent and dangerous completely seriously

[@superstealthgoku501]

Joey salads looks like a random GTA villain that you kill in the end

[@ilbv5]

SuperStealth Goku u mean at the start

[@tvtoon9213]

He looks like the Repoman at the beginning of GTAV

[@13thSystem]

More like the wacky funny and useless side kick that usually accidentally causes more trouble than good, nice to have around but not someone you'd rely on in action.

[@Agora13]

"It was just a prank bra! I was the main villain all along!"

[@iskndrzlkrnn6522]

joey seems like a real genuine and chill dude,soflo on the other hand lol

[@right740]

iskndrzlkrnn don't talk shit on soflo he was awesome on this podcast

[@ketchuplad157]

Soflo was just uninteresting

[@stannisthemannis6994]

+First Things First, I Like Men. Now, Onto My Reply: Like, I don't know, like, how you could even, like, say that. Like, honestly.

[@CJTongan]

Ketchup Lad Onebz

[@turkeysamwich00]

I respect soflo for coming on at all and he did seem fairly nice but I don't think he really knows how to be a normal person without saying "I'm a nice guy, I'm humble, I'm real, I'm down to earth, I'm an open book"

[@berendvanrossum4585]

Joey Salads is a champ for being this honest. Also a great interview from Ethan. They're both free to express their opinions. Really enjoyed the podcast.

[@erakunnn]

Dude, Joey with the whole Jesus is an alien talk was lit LMFAOO

[@YoungBlaze]

time stamp that shit

[@chelslansky]

YoungBlaze Of Chitown 1:13:30

[@JonathanFantasy]

I know there's a lot of hate for this guy, and I know he can say some really questionable shit, but you have to credit the guy for coming on the show. It's nice to see a more 'realist' side of the Saladman.

[@indo4954]

Ivern saladman has actually done some virtuous things, he's just a psycho

[@michaelboyd395]

Bit of a back-handed compliment there.

[@ZNM0210]

He's an alcoholic in recovery. It is what it is.

[@cyber-bully5063]

Delete System 32

[@GeneralErlend]

"realist" is stretching it so far that I can almost grab the word physically and pull it out of my ass.

[@Tweetguy212]

I love how Joey is very honest unlike the other pranksters.

[@bababoss2184]

can u get chris from prank invasion on the next podcast??

[@ding9916]

rifat tahiri oh god that would be frickin cray

[@willarc2]

yea boie

[@MohamedLeminghabed]

So he can kiss Hilla 😏

[@toddyscotty7063]

rifat tahiri waaddupp invadors

[@sav-]

Toddy Scotty with that fuckin clap lol

[@Dutchevan11]

Joeys a very likeable guy. He could probably find some success on KZbin just being himself

[@isetmfriendsofire]

Evan LP I mean, he has success. But it's not respectable success.

[@extacting4342]

Evan LP nah it's all about that FACEBOOK MONEY

[@Sebastiano_il_bello]

Evan LP With some ranch.

[@anthonyn9096]

he tries on his second channel but its not enough money.

[@jasontentacles4038]

I wish he would be himself on KZbin and do his money stuff on Facebook.

[@milkman1649]

Alex Jones on the podcast would be the greatest thing on KZbin 2017

[@PMoney-sk7kb]

Milkman yes that would be awesome

[@jamesg2304]

alex jones is right about a lot of things

[@dressedlikeaghostfilms2568]

Oh my fucking goddamn lord that would literally be the fucking greatest thing I will ever witness in my life, calling it now

[@gandhi4024]

yeah right lol ok.

[@super_shag8685]

Top 5 Anime Crossovers

[@TheKiddmuscle]

Don't forget that Joey Salads is part of the Human Cake.

[@RandomUser-dn2lr]

Jay Kurosaki same

[@marshallzane7735]

Jay Kurosaki Never forget

[@2m7b5]

Jay Kurosaki Mmm... human cake.

[@k-diddy]

Jay Kurosaki joey sald will contribute to this cake

[@fighting.sickness]

Oh god... I'm getting the flashbacks to the day I watched that video...

[@KarimJovian]

When joey told Ethan I was watching lol their reaction was so funny love ya guys

[@snowforest6487]

🤡🤡🤡

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

The salad among salads... if it wasn't for Ethan I wouldn't even know who he is

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

Although I was better off not knowing...

[@blueboxgamestudios5349]

Hater TheCreator drinking his own piss and making rasict videos... wow such a decent guy!

[@actualitymusic2398]

Zoe Clark Vlogs Just saw you on Liza Koshys second channel lol

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

It's nice to see a difference in opinions

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

Actuality seems we have similar tastes my dude!

[@reaSxd]

Joey is actually a pretty funny and mellow guy. This podcast change my mind about him.

[@Bountoxx]

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[@Bountoxx]

ik

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Andreas Yeah, he seems really cool!

[@joemiller947]

Andreas same with soflo

[@ethanpok1]

The God Called Mars Soflo was still full of shit though. Joey pretty much owned everythinf

[@itsPyrax]

Holy shit, Joey Salads is the realest dude in the game! Never expected him to be honest and upfront on his content being fake, cringey and bait! Mad props

[@AEDIVINE]

HVSHBROWN how is he real. He got caught lying and creating fake race baiting videos and had no choice but to be upfront about it.

[@itsPyrax]

the dude literally said "My videos are cringey and bait, but I treat it as a business and do it for the views". Pimp recognize pimp and I admire his hustle!

[@fivethousand5k268]

He owned up to it and proceeded to be honest about his videos.... Taking responsibility and being honest is how you rebuild your reputation. 2nd chances are a thing.

[@itsPyrax]

Fivethousand5k thing is he didnt change his content didnt change. he wasnt exposed or anything he was just critiqued with "this has to be fake" and coments like that. since the first interview this dude said "99% of pranks are fake including mine". maad props

[@AEDIVINE]

HVSHBROWN he didn't really have a choice is all I'm saying. H3H3 had said that his videos were pandering to racists and bait for a long time and people gave him shit for it. (Calling him and Hila SJW for saying his videos were fake and racist) it literally wasn't until there was undoubtable proof that he was paying people to be in this cringe "black people are thugs" social experiments that he HAD to come clean and own up to it. Before that he was lying his ass off and trying to cover up for it. Ethan HUMBLED the fuck outta Joey and that's good because he needed it. It brought him back down to earth and to stop trying to pretend that his videos had an ounce of integrity.

[@JennaEmbers]

I started off this podcast like, “Oh wow, Joey is pretty cool.” Then later I was like, “Wait...”

[@chidile7567]

Mr salads was having a civil conversation

[@mellonlord4616]

@@chidile7567 He is a liar and an admitted propagandist.

[@JustinY.]

A podcast with joji, IDubbbz, Maxmoefoe and -anything4views- how2basic would be amazing!

[@roze8175]

Justin Young he already did a podcast with idubbz and Joji

[@kitfisto2347]

Justin Young yeah - without anything4views

[@127metallica]

*Kohe

[@johnbazy]

Ma nama Kōhe.

[@jaredlam7897]

And howtobasic

[@jimmyf1312]

Crazy that Joey salad man himself is actually a pretty cool salad

[@memelord8214]

jimmyf1312 were you in the video, You look like the man next to Ethan in the blue.

[@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_]

With his boob coming out!

[@Bountoxx]

pbs.twimg.com/media/DHD9AX-XoAEY35-.jpg

[@cylosgarage]

Bountoxx u know that's fake right?

[@Bountoxx]

positive.not a very funny joke tho

[@frinkulon9176]

Top 10 anime hero and villain team-ups

[@FR3SHAnimation]

GON and hisoka

[@mauriciosoares9516]

who is who?

[@FR3SHAnimation]

+Mauricio Soares hunter x hunter, boi

[@coryinthehouse5734]

Taylor Marvin fucking weeb

[@FR3SHAnimation]

+Cory In the house 😁 coming from Cory in the house LOL 😂 fml

[@aos1762]

"Islam is more extreme than Jewish religion" *5mins later after being confronted by sean* " I actually don't know much about the Jewish religion"

[@tessellationarts2971]

What timestamp?

[@chiefmalik1729]

@@tessellationarts2971 56:20

[@cocaineinmyvein]

Joey was completely correct though. People in the western world are very sheltered from the devastation of the Islamic religion, on the rest of the world.

[@nabihasiddiqui9753]

@@cocaineinmyvein you’re so close to getting the point. People in the western world are sheltered from the devastation the west has caused on the Islamic world.

[@_siggi_783]

Just for the record: Islam is more extreme than Judaism. And he said Islam is more extreme than other religions not what you wrote

[@Adumbbomb810]

Half the comments: Joey is totally right! Other half of comments: Joey is wrong, he's a racist! There you go, now you don't have to scroll through this shitshow of a comment section.

[@luisgonzalez-zc2wq]

Thnx m8 Sheers

[@andresmendoza6625]

Dronger Joey is in the between

[@ninjamantis8309]

Joey is both a racist and wrong but also very right, doesn't make sense right? real life doesn't right now either and if there is a god hes being about as effective as youtubes moderators

[@TheLazyKey]

Yeah. Pretty much.

[@soapboi5420]

Ninjamantis what

[@simearsov]

Joey seems like a genuine and an honest guy. I mean, he was a bit awkward at the beginning, buy he speaks the truth. By the way, these full videos are great, h3h3. I never enjoyed the 25 mins and shorter podcasts before, but now, I can just download this and listen while I drive, which is amazing.

[@davidrodriguez-kn9mv]

Sime Arsov He really seems like a chill guy.

[@nathanbengels4922]

Sime Arsov seems chill, but definitely not honest. He lied about so many of his pranks by saying they were not scripted.

[@ijakerz93]

Sime Arsov h

[@petterfaye-wevle12]

Sime Arsov i agree with every thing in this comment

[@TeddymanYT]

nathan bengels that was before

[@TheLepec93]

Hila was so talkative on this episode!! Yay!!

[@largomargojd]

I have been an H3 fan for only 2 and maybe 1/2 ish years. So I’ve grown to love them as new parents and as Yang Gang. I am conservative and finally watched this podcast, after it’s been out for almost three years. It never ceases to amaze me how open and thoughtful both Ethan and Hila are. To talk to anyone of any background, religion, political view, etc. It’s very encouraging, especially now in a very bleak world pandemic. Looking back and knowing they’ve been such genuine people from the one, two, MANY, years back is wonderful.

[@pleasesubscribedad]

This was the most satisfying and compelling H3 podcast so far. Nice moves.

[@williamatchison5230]

somebody needs to get an interview with the new first lady and ask her to record the nice moves quote for a "sick child" named ethan... hey it isn't entirely untrue. loooooool

[@AMuffler]

Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up.

[@ShesSuperAurorable]

I love watching people calmly talk about opposing views, the whole world would be better off if this happened more often! LOVE dis.

[@TheLazyKey]

Agreed. I thought their discussion was very respectful.

[@lewisnt_]

joey im glad you came to the podcast and showed a decent side to yourself. respect

[@cxkelo8148]

too bad he is still stupid

[@unknownusername5111]

valgacelerion cause there are literally no facts or statistics to back up his "valid" points? stop it.

[@bradpatrie92]

re read what you just said and ask yourself if you sound like a level headed open minded person who can be reasoned with.

[@unknownusername5111]

Brad Patrie so, you're going to ignore the facts because you've been proven wrong, you're not going to debate and you're not going to try and explain any of the wrong bullshit you started with? You're going to back track and deflect away from any conversation? Got it. Reread your original comment and ask yourself if you sound like a sane person who bases their opinion on actual facts, if you sound like a person who is level headed and open minded in any way, shape or form.

[@bradpatrie92]

google Muslim incest marriage, first page, hit Ctrl +F, type "70." Read that. Then hit Ctrl+F again and type "Fetal" and read the death rate. Also Qur’an 5:51-O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people. Qur’an 9:30-And the Jews say: Uzair is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away! Qur’an 98:6-Those who reject (Truth), among the People of the Book and among the Polytheists, will be in Hell-Fire, to dwell therein. They are the worst of creatures. Sahih Muslim 4366-Muhammad said: “I will expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula and will not leave any but Muslim.” Al-Bukhari, Al-Adab al-Mufrad 1103-Muhammad said: “Do not give the People of the Book the greeting first. Force them to the narrowest part of the road.” Sahih al-Bukhari 6924-Muhammad said: “I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: La ilaha illallah (none has the right to be worshipped but Allah), and whoever said La ilaha illahllah, Allah will save his property and his life from me.” Sahih Muslim 30-Muhammad said: “I have been commanded to fight against people so long as they do not declare that there is no god but Allah.” Qur'an 4:34 -Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret what Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High Exalted, Great. Sahih Muslim 142-[Muhammad said]: O womenfolk, you should give charity and ask much forgiveness for I saw you in bulk amongst the dwellers of Hell. A wise lady among them said: Why is it, Messenger of Allah, that our folk is in bulk in Hell? Upon this the Holy Prophet observed: You curse too much and are ungrateful to your spouses. I have seen none lacking in common sense and failing in religion but (at the same time) robbing the wisdom of the wise, besides you. Upon this the woman remarked: What is wrong with our common sense and with religion? He (the Holy Prophet) observed: Your lack of common sense (can be well judged from the fact) that the evidence of two women is equal to one man, that is a proof of the lack of common sense. Qur’an 3:31-32-Say [O Muhammad]: If you love Allah, then follow me, Allah will love you and forgive you your faults, and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful. Say: Obey Allah and the Apostle; but if they turn back, then surely Allah does not love the unbelievers. Qur’an 30:43-45-Then turn thy face straight to the right religion before there come from Allah the day which cannot be averted; on that day they shall become separated. Whoever disbelieves, he shall be responsible for his disbelief, and whoever does good, they prepare (good) for their own souls, that He may reward those who believe and do good out of His grace; surely He does not love the unbelievers. Also Google how many women are stoned to death or persecuted in some way for being raped in Muslim Countries and then how often that happens in any other country. It happens all the time. You're going to read all this and not change your stance what so ever. You're a douche man. No offence but you're too much of a keyboard warrior.

[@teirdalin]

I can't believe I just watched a two hour podcast mostly about Joey Salads.

[@molotiv]

A very intellectual conversation without yelling, roasting or name-calling.

[@slansidd]

Zach Cowan baited

[@SoSoKayla]

I wouldn't call it intellectual. But it is an interesting, civil conversation.

[@stogie2338]

If you consider this an "intellectual" conversation then wow...

[@molotiv]

I mean they dont talk over each other, and although they have very different views, politically, religiously and morally, they can discuss their beliefs and worldview without having to rely on insulting each other.

[@stogie2338]

People beating politely to each other doesn't necessary entail an "intellectual" conversation my dude. It's two ill educated (on the topic) guys chatting about it, nothing wrong with that, but its not the same as let's say two PhDs discussing the topic.

[@_Loken]

Joey seems like a really nice guy. Surprisingly soft spoken.

[@vicecityrocks1]

Joey Salads has a fucking giant bicep tattoo that just says "PRANK"

[@A1isonwondr1and]

vicecityrocks1 its fine its a fake tattoo 😉

[@RAK00N2]

vicecityrocks1 Hey it's just a prank tat Bro!

[@SkyboxEntertainmentftw]

"Prank life" to make it even better

[@johnball3205]

vicecityrocks1 I'm not blind

[@vicecityrocks1]

John Ball then why is your profile picture the deep black void only a blind man could relate to? How do I know you're not Google Translating this into braille?

[@abel3921]

"Moe will never sit down with you."

[@ethanowens4289]

I have 200% more respect for Joey now Edit: Holy shit people. Respect isn't a number, I was using a percentage that represents my new found respect for Joey.

[@bourneagain3081]

InvestedCard33 he said 200% more not 200 times more so if he had 0 respect before he now has 200 respect

[@unevencompromise758]

Bourne Again you might wanna rethink that one

[@InvestedCard33]

UNEVEN COMPROMISE right?

[@bourneagain3081]

UNEVEN COMPROMISE it could go both ways I was just trying to stick up for the respect of Mr. Salads

[@unevencompromise758]

Bourne Again sure but 200% more than 0 is still 0. if youre gonna be enough of a bitch to randomly correct peoples math, make sure you get it right yourself

[@dylantaylor6580]

Mad respect for joeys honesty in this video and I never liked him before this

[@shinigami4591]

Joan Cassie that's hot

[@dylantaylor6580]

Joan Cassie of course babes xx

[@dylantaylor6580]

Spike Spiegel never said he was a good person it's universally known he is not but having said that I respect his honesty

[@Superwormax]

I think it is a good idea to put timecodes of some general topics you keep during the podcast.

[@kateyepawtch]

"I thought it was fake" "the relationship?" "yea" "wow that's messed up" lmao

[@kreamdkorn5515]

JOEY SALADS PODCAST IN THE HOOD GONE WRONG

[@stuckinaconstant7132]

gone sexual (almost shot in the dick by a prostitute) *ALMOST DIED* funny must watch

[@kareemsc9913]

Joostin Reviews GONE MAYONNAISE

[@stuckinaconstant7132]

bamboozled again

[@MuleyxHD]

This gave me a whole new insight on Joey Salad.. He seems like such a genuinely nice guy.

[@krusher181]

That Trump supporters car prank though..... Hard to forgive how racist and insidious that shit was

[@RealKengeki]

I like the guy but he is a liar and will twist things to tell stories from a certain perspective.

[@Mikey-sd1cp]

he peed in his mouth

[@estebanvelarde1]

Joey should be a regular

[@ycafe123]

so a man's mistake should never be forgiven?

[@louea555]

Ethan, I have the same exact sleep paralysis symptoms. Sometimes I'll be going to sleep and I'll feel like I'm awake in my room but I cant move. I started having these experiences in my teens when I was on medication for OCD which is related to tourette's. As I got older I tried astral projection meditations which is is attempting to have an out of body experience by inducing sleep paralysis and then attempting to get the consciousness to leave the body. So now when I have sleep paralysis I will try to move or get up to either wake up or separate the consciousness from the body. Most of the time it will feel like I'm lying in my room struggling to move for hours. Sometimes I will get the sensation that I am floating out of my body but still not able to control where I am going. When I wake up it seems like the whole sensation of being in my room, or beeing awake was a dream projection. The only thing that is accurate to reality is the time that passed. If it feels like I have been struggling to move for an hour, about an hour has elapsed.

[@Precise62]

that was actually very interesting. when joey is not making videos he's actually pretty nice

[@Precise62]

don't agree with him on politics at all though

[@MittiMaten]

Im swedish and everything he said about sweden was atleast true

[@Precise62]

ok well I can't argue on that don't know the situation well enough but I'm German and I know the situation over here is not even half as bad as it is projected by fox news and such. and saying that the right's position on refugees is to put policies in place that fixes the problem at the root so refugees do not even have to flee their country and the left's position is 'just let them all in' is a very biased statement. I understand conservative's views about migration and so on but I just don't agree with it. But I can disagree with someone and still not call them names or see them as stupid. just a difference in opinion

[@haydenanderson2121]

Get Joji on. By him self. He didn't talk too much and I want to get to know him as a "non-meme" better.

[@stephanierodriguez2830]

Yuh YuhYuh stfu fatass

[@equilibrium5280]

dankmemelord He doesn't want his audience to know him like that...

[@haydenanderson2121]

Yuh YuhYuh thanks. Also fuck you.

[@3DMVR]

Saryn _ He has a twitter where he posts normally, and he drops music himself, I'm pretty sure he does

[@_Cato_]

dankmemelord It was frustrating that he had that hobo-lookin' weirdo Post Malone on for like, the 5th video, and had him completely overshadow Joji who is a FAR more interesting person than that talentless rapper.

[@lupindraws]

Really good podcast. I think it's important and I respect you for not avoiding the difficult subjects and lines of conversation where you clearly disagree but you still make the effort to listen to and explore why Joey holds these beliefs. I understand that people in the comments might find it difficult to listen to and watch. Of course these 4 people are not theology experts but just giving their humble opinion on religion and what's happening in the world. Ethan is always honest about their lack of knowledge and lack of a Muslim guest to hold up that part of the conversation, I didn't see a problem. It's sad to me that a lot of Joey's viewpoints seem to be based on fear but it certainly explains the kind of right wing thought process we're seeing at the moment... people are scared man. Good podcast. Appreciate ya.

[@godofnanners3740]

wow holy fuck such a heart warming comment in a forest of hate. You made my day a little bit better, thank you!

[@godofnanners3740]

Detective John Kimble love how you without knowing which comments i was referring to assumed that they were facts. does that mean i can pick any of them and you would just accept them as facts? plus if you put aside all this politic bullshit there is still a hefty amount of hate against Ethan and Hila for not being good at debating when its not even a fucking debate channel its a podcast. How could they have known that joey would start talking about immigration. There is definitely alot of hate in these comments, you yourself called me cucked right here i wouldnt call that very positive or a fact

[@Goat-t3d]

I used to hate Joey Salad but he completely redeemed himself in my eyes.

[@JamesThomasJeans]

I used to nothing Joey Salads, but now I still nothing him.

[@grawlix19xx54]

How

[@JamesBrownsTaint]

I need some ranch to go along with this salad it's tasting a little fake

[@strakee8644]

Respect for Joey Salads as a person +10

[@nicomykle]

Indeed, he seems like a real down to earth guy. When he did the first interview it seemed like he wasn't really ready to admit to the fake videos etc, but it's pretty clear now that he was just nervous. Which is totally understandable, as you never know how the internet reacts to these kinds of things.

[@athina00007]

I kinda felt bad for him back then, I felt like somehow he was too naive to understand what he was admitting to but in this interview he personally proved to me he knew it wouldn't really hurt him as a brand and the way he articulated himself regarding business behind the scenes showed me he might be a juicier salad than I thought

[@KiloOneK1]

dude i just read that and the fucking gta sound effect popped in my head

[@cinesimonj]

Yeah his overt ignorance and hatred for people he very clearly has not spent any time with is SO admirable!

[@nicomykle]

cinesimonj Not everyone holds a persons political views as the sole factor in weither or not they're a good person.

[@JayGr4y]

next video *JOEY SALAD PRANKS NORTH KOREANS IN NORTH KOREA*

[@L4ttrr]

This Is The Info Wars No it's... *Joey Salads Sends Fake Hiroshima Bomb to America from Vietnam*

[@KCrispyINDO]

*Apologize to Kim Jong Un*

[@cruzlara1145]

lmao

[@toraimanchester4658]

joey saladino is a fucking cool guy, when he sneak dissed so flo i grew instant respect for him

[@ImranKhaliq15]

Just saw that Joey the word "Prank" tattooed on his arm. What a meme.

[@noogai171]

Is it just me or does anyone else find themselves just watching Ethan's eyebrows dance around half the time.

[@olympe1996]

hey ethan what happened with Jontron? Do you still talk?

[@KillerAssassin2000]

AIDS What did he say?

[@user-pb9gm6xx7m]

yea the few colabs they did were amazing!

[@lukejohnson6415]

Pacheco56 he said some racist crap on stream with sargon of akkad then he just kept digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole

[@julianferguson9212]

Duck Boi "racist"

[@plphilp98]

JonTron lives in New York, so when E&H lived in NY they obviously had more chances to interact, but now they live in LA so its probably a lot harder to collab from across the country

[@hetrogod6329]

Not gonna lie, Joey Salads is a good lookin man

[@simonewilliams2544]

Yeeeesssss

[@Ooth9999]

HetroGod so is lil pump

[@kickfloeb]

Your name doesn't check out

[@Heliogabalos]

Needs more dressing tbh

[@eelkezuidhoek3865]

hetrogod Nah

[@shawnfaulk6729]

easily one of the best podcasts so far. woot woot

[@LuizFernando-mh5vl]

Shawn Faul Mark was better

[@sansishot748]

Shawn Faulk the post and frank one is my favorite..it's my opinion btw

[@roxanamisic]

Shawn Faulk gotta be

[@Tanwolly]

OVO JON I was expecting to love that one, but I didn't at all. I think Post Malone is a pretty boring person to watch discuss things. :/

[@PerfectlyFunctioningAI]

Ye i was super surprised what joey brought to the table here. Still a scumbag for making a quick buck off of stupid people and spreading ignorance, but really smart and knows whats really going on.

[@bopshi]

Papa, I know you're just curious and want to ask all the good questions... but you gotta chill out and let guests finish their thoughts and sentences (it makes them lose their train of thought). You gotta stop cutting off and interrupting at not-good times, bro. Bless!

[@ristoismailov7840]

I know right, the previous podcast was better in that regard, but in this one he just keeps on cutting him off at the most awkward point when he's just about to get to finishing his point or giving an example.

[@ojsemh]

example 41:40

[@carcacarcar4]

In long form discussion like this with multiple participants, people are gonna cut each other off. Everyone does it to each other, it's just part of normal conversation. Relax.

[@ristoismailov7840]

I agree that it is normal in relaxed discussions, but here it seems more like "your views are stupid, so I'll talk over you" kind of reaction. Call me paranoid, but that's how it looks like to me. I do like the podcast etc., but I haven't felt this annoyed by Ethans behavior in any other one since the first one, where he was constantly cutting the guest off with witty jokes

[@ristoismailov7840]

And I posted the comment before finishing it... I don't care if I agree with his or the guests views, I'd just like to have people finish what they're saying a lot more often than seen here... anyways that's just how I see it and I hope he gets better with handling guests, he's shown promise before. Papa Bless.

[@filmstuff2593]

What up Hila Kleiners

[@sarahjeanne9551]

i fell asleep watching youtube and i woke up with this playing, god bless the algorythm

[@zyrkugilgamesh]

How about a podcast with Big Man Tyrone?

[@MilaKanev]

It's probably the first 2 hour video which I'm going to watch on KZbin.

[@thavrisco1632]

Mila Kanev And not episode 8?

[@awesomekid069]

thanks for leting everyone no u have a short attention span

[@caprigirl4279]

Mila Kanev it's only 1:59:31

[@iangtown]

Episodes 7 and 8 were awesome too.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Mila Kanev Post Malone and Joji was my first one

[@PDoughboy22]

Get Papa John on the next one!

[@DaveTheDestroyer100]

Leland Booher Or Tai Lopez

[@PDoughboy22]

He kinda already did one with him, but I would enjoy him again on the podcast!

[@jtc6625]

Witherboobcominout

[@billybob-hv5hl]

The most honest salad on the Internet

[@ancientaliensarecoming7201]

this was actually much better than i thought

[@spritefun9362]

Joey definately doesn't deserve the hate he gets, he's actually a nice guy.

[@winkk_]

His content does tho

[@spritefun9362]

HA! Too right!!!

[@FenrirMF]

Yeah, dawg. He's a nice guy, very self-aware and he's getting ahead of the curve on the prankster drop--I mean, he can see that they're falling off, so he's owning up to the bullcrap and the cringe. I think he's smart as hell for this, but it doesn't make his previous videos (before he was admitting they were fake) any more palatable. They were definitely politically/racially driven, and that shit is no good.

[@vicecityrocks1]

He DOES deserve the hate for the things he's done, but I agree that he's a nice guy and deserves respect.

[@parkerfield3783]

You know, it’s nice to see people being able to sit down and respect and try to understand other people’s views without yelling and being mean. It’s a nice change! Mad respect to these guys! :))

[@mr.grizzly8130]

Please Bring Hugh Mungus and Ken Bone next

[@down7unedpc740]

Peanuts H MUNGUS BONE 2020!!!

[@levigriffin4314]

Peanuts H I got a top comment by saying that on a older podcast, don't steal my thunder

[@TheRealCowlick]

Peanuts H 2 dead memes

[@wayyninho]

He probably has plans for it already

[@NatoPotatoTV]

yeeeees!

[@shadowsta9]

If you fake a prank It's still a prank Because you made people believe it was real.

[@McCheezze]

It's just a prank, bro

[@jean-philippefortin7790]

prankception

[@Eatingcunceout]

shadowsta9 Makes sense

[@101thecallahan]

shadowsta9 yo joey seems actually super dumb. Lol

[@goon8824]

shadowsta9 changed the game

[@B4TMAN97]

New drinking game: Drink everytime ethan cuts off and interupts joey

[@StirfyTheGreat]

+B4TMAN97 I'm afraid I'll get alcohol poisoning

[@nickwebb9131]

But u gotta drink your own piss

[@kylecrary963]

BAC: 40%

[@Heliogabalos]

Kyle Crary I don't think even the Irish can pull that off

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

No

[@poplikid3306]

Respect to ethan for keeping level headed and recognising that they didn't have anyone on the pod who could speak with knowledge on the migrant situation and Islam. Joey on the other hand... I'd give him more credit if he acknowledged the hypocrisy and dogma of fundamental Christianity instead of glossing over it and only shining the light on radicalised muslims.

[@TobySpeedySP]

I think this helped me like JoeySalads a bit more

[@Evievaluv]

Kyunbio lol same

[@alfredomojica6235]

Kyunbio same here

[@youribakker5571]

I actually like the guy now. His honesty is great

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

Kyunbio cringe profile picture

[@mrAl_x]

Oh defo! I mean, he sounds a bit hypocritical but he's seems to be aware of that and he calls himself out without taking himself too seriously. And, his channel aside, he seems like a pretty ok dude

[@EVeljko]

Man, I don't follow Joey stuff, bit I like seeing him. Reminds me of Christopher from the Sopranos.

[@MrEmeraldDragon13]

Ethan and Hila, I know that you guys probably don't read the comments, however, I am extremely thankful that you are willing to share your views or beliefs about current events or politics. Thank you for having all sorts of people on your show and talking about controversial subjects. Papa bless!

[@yourtype4940]

MrEmeraldDragon13 are u how2basic

[@MrEmeraldDragon13]

Lmao no breh

[@Zmansour99]

This podcast marked the start of our love for joey. What a guy

[@atomicboomstick2543]

You gotta hand it to joey for not bailing on questions and being upfront. alex n joey on h3 together would be pretty funny I think.

[@paigebierstaker4491]

i thought i would really hate Joey Salads.. then when he started talking politics i thought i would hate him more , but i like him. he has views i don't agree with but he surprised me again . he does seem like just a nice guy who actually tries to find facts to support his beliefs . nice to see youtubers from different sides of the fence get together and have a conversation like this

[@Y-two-K]

Anja Aleskari "People who don't agree with me should have less freedoms."

[@BigGeekEmpire]

it's people like you why Hitler rose to power. Omg they're so charismatic and articulated, they must be a good person!!!! I like them!!!! Life isn't that simple. People portray themselves they want people to perceive them.

[@epitaph574]

+BigGeekEmpire, The fuck are you talking about? So anyone who likes a person they politically disagree with is the reason Hitler rose to power?

[@asdg199]

Kain K No you NEED to apologize to your SJW god you disgusting cultist before the other SJWs crucify you for oppressing a transexual woman. There is no SJW heaven btw your god is fake bbw.

[@paigebierstaker2862]

+Garrett Rincon lol ! Yeah ! Saying I am surprised at how pleasant a person with different views than me can be ,definitely exhibits the extent of my political knowledge ! In case you didn't realize, if we were all more understanding and able to actually compromise or try to see where opposite political schools of thought are coming from , we could then move forward , rather than be completely divided and suffering . And no I don't think every issue can be compromised or should be .

[@alisami6945]

dude you fuckin have to bring steve-o

[@benfos8109]

ali sami Make it fuckin' happen!

[@benfos8109]

SDU Holy hot-dog eating haunted house! Really?!

[@martingonzales4167]

TTKN what is on 27th june?

[@martingonzales4167]

oh ok nvm

[@benfos8109]

Who?

[@gavina-kk5td]

Joey Salads seems like a really good guy. He is honest at his own expense, and really just looks like he is trying to make a living. You gotta respect that.

[@bichfuk1991]

does anyone realise that joey's tattoo on his right arm is vine getting killed

[@ChevyRob313]

bich fuk and is left arm is PRANK life

[@trippymuppet8233]

plz have JOJI as the MAIN guest.

[@oakthegamer5110]

The most honest podcast ever

[@slothperson78]

comment of da year

[@devintsuffis2486]

Shout out to Dans first episode!

[@neurotelepath]

Joey Salads looks like my abusive ex-stepdad

[@automah2724]

He is.

[@Sean-kp1to]

did he prank you alot?

[@dustycomputer1806]

Bren Dan were his social experiments real?

[@kevinlim822]

Bren Dan Actually, he's a storm drain.

[@mtoad]

You look like my abused ex-stepson

[@amayalobato]

i kinda respect joey salads now

[@YaBoyStrato]

Berserk probably, it usually is. but why lol, what's the point in making this a top comment

[@aaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7276]

Respect is worthless.

[@welp2388]

amaya lobato I found a new respect for him as well

[@GeneralErlend]

Respect him for what exactly? Trolling you with an immigration story?

[@hannessandstrom7012]

I am Swedish. Though this of course is just my opinion, I think our government are "Bradberry'ing" the problems. Trying to not talk about it and hoping it fades away. And Sweden is super PC so I feel like I need to say that I am definitely not racist just to validate my argument

[@JockeMr]

I'm a Swedish and also live in Stockholm, disagree to his point. The "problems" are very low scale, the people getting affected is almost none in comparison, in the article "U.S. Bombed Iraq, Syria, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Somalia in 2016" published by NBC claims that the US ALONE drops 72 bombs a day againts the countries mentioned in the title. I do not think I need to clearify that these 72 bombs a day is targeted on humans, and kills. Compare that again to people burning cars please.

[@almostskater3210]

+nomad Why don't you respond to his point instead of uselessly insulting him?

[@CLS1507]

The fact that you have to say "i'm not racist" just to make a logical point is just further prove how far you all have cucked yourselves.

[@OLDACCOUNT740]

gurozawa "americunts don't even like mexicans in their country" What a typical, uninformed and baseless opinion. We just don't want illegals in our fucking country. Doesn't matter what country you're from, you have to follow the law and immigration rules. Why has wanting national security been deemed racist? Also, google MS13 and then tell me if you believe we should be so open to illegals.

[@gurozawa]

"Whats wrong with bombing ISIS and other terrorist threats?" because civilians use this excuse to run away from their country as "refugees" to the europe and we have to deal with your fucking mess

[@chris-pee]

Ethan said Bradberries would never accept to appear on the podcast, and look at you now.

[@slycullen7596]

"Now they always say congratulations Worked so hard, forgot how to invite Post Malone and Joji back every week for the podcast"