Ethan's Car Was Stolen - H3TV #57

[@DiamondDogs92]

Honestly the most under rated gag in the show is when someone somehow brings up Ethan being 42 and Zach is on the birthday music ASAP 😂😂😂

[@saderbean]

I love when ethan says turn it off and zach tries to hold out

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

when he actually turns 42 it's going to be game over haha

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat only 5 more years. Or zero depending on how you look at it

[@CommonCommand]

can you drop a timestamp??

[@User-435ggrest]

Lol and Olivia gets so hyped and goes with it every time 😅

[@ellenorganic]

David & Natalie are disgusting. That statue was 1000% intentional. Praying Jeff wins this lawsuit.

[@stephanie7142]

They’re both so fucking gross. There’s no world in which Jeff loses. He either wins or David settles for whatever amount of money. There’s no way David wins in any way. I actually can’t believe he hasn’t settled yet. He should have paid out immediately. Dude really fucked himself.

[@staciwiley7928]

same david is psycho

[@bigchefdog]

He should without a doubt ask for that eye in the lawsuit lmao

[@wolfslullaby]

It's crazy to me that he still has fans and people loyal to him, it's like a cult for real.

[@malcolmrjmcleod]

Jeff’s gonna use the statue against them as part of his lawsuit. Such a fucked up move, that’s probably gonna cost Dobrik millions hopefully.

[@HiAnnaRules]

Jeff is honestly so genuine. He joins the stream an hour in, WHILE DRIVING, and he remembers the name of the guy who made the cards (Max) and talks about stuff they spoke about earlier in the pod. Jeff for BESTIE! He's a true friend

[@kells9k]

Jeff is a cutie! Ethan please stop chewing on the show it's seriously the most annoying thing ever

[@kells9k]

@Pro Patte you may deal with B.S because you are so clearly part of the bourgeois but the proletariat alphas like me force change to happen. If enough people are complaining, he will stop. Your logic has no room for why the crew gives him a hard time for the chewing thing then, does it? If he really "didn't care" as you say along with the others a part of the underclass, then he would keep his subordinates in check as a true alpha, but he doesn't, does he? And thus is why we hear about it. I highly recommend you keep up with the literature on the subject and maybe some day you can elevate yourself into the proletariat. Good day sir

[@SweatervestQuartet]

Ian and Sam are so cute together. Also I miss having Ian on camera like he's always switching so he rarely talks anymore but anytime there is a segment where Ian is front and center I always know its ganna be great.

[@Marina-cq2yt]

Truly and I need more PowerPoints. His PowerPoint of heavens gate was so dope

[@SweatervestQuartet]

@@Marina-cq2yt the back and forth between him and the surviving members was so hilarious and interesting. It should be in txtbooks about cult membership. Fucking fascinating.

[@Marina-cq2yt]

@@SweatervestQuartet agree to the max

[@amu9551]

my abusive ex was a car dealer (he played the part perfectly) and every time you guys talk about how horrible they are, it’s very therapeutic to me

[@user-cm3uo6lu6o]

Thanks for sharing. Hoping things are better for you now. You deserve a healthy and fulfilling relationship! :)

[@rhiannablossom7347]

fuck your ex , all my homies hate your ex ❤

[@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ]

💙💙💙

[@dorotheexploro1363]

Man the day ethan turns 42 is gunna be the greatest episode

[@littlehaven7275]

Funeral themed episode

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

He'll be 47 by then

[@Sfoley1997]

By that day he’ll be 50 according to the crew 😂

[@KOmyself]

@@Sfoley199762

[@stassc5461]

There’s no way I’ll ever believe David didn’t know exactly what he was doing commissioning that eye, dudes sick

[@danichesney1876]

​@@Samulise jail 😅

[@GoatOfTheWoods]

it was aready set in his mind's eye.

[@robflel]

@@Samulise you are so good at this can I be your pupil?

[@Vii1iiii]

@@Samulise i see what you did there

[@InfoSecIntel]

A post on Reddit brought up the theory that David bought the eye art so when people google "David Dobrik Eye", the excavator incident isn't the first result. Sounds plausible to me.

[@MicahBuzanANIMATION]

Lena and AB go from calm and chill to pure chaos when competition is involved lol

[@CantTellYou]

Going first in round 1 was a blessing, but it was a curse in round 2 where if they cracked then they lost it all 😢 and Sam & Ian just win without having to try again hahah kind of a flawed system but I liked it

[@kells9k]

Lena is such a dime piece If I were to even catch her scent I'd be forced to mate.

[@mikemendoza5362]

Never get tired of hearing Dan scream as loud as he can off mic🤣

[@casssssssssssss]

The very first episode I watched I noticed it immediately and it's been endearing ever since

[@ChaniiStyles]

What?! I haven’t noticed omg 😳real fomo here 😂

[@mikemendoza5362]

@@ChaniiStyles oh that's serious fomo , he does it a lot in the beginning of the off the rails episodes ,fucking hilarious

[@kells9k]

omg ikr tho do get tired of hearing annoying af chewing. that crap needs to stop

[@Lucia-ct2sj]

He has the power of a lion

[@BrandonWho93]

Almost everyone has had a painkiller arc on the show so far

[@bribri8042]

True lol

[@dd4850]

Welcome to America

[@JB-es3ff]

Better than a 10 years of being a junkie arc 😢

[@InfoSecIntel]

Literally 50% of my friends growing up in the northeast U.S. have/had an opiate addiction. Lmao it's so fucked up

[@InfoSecIntel]

It's no wonder other countries don't give out painkillers like candy like we do

[@rumhaaaaam]

I love the Ethan/Jeff alliance. Two forces coming together against evil 😈

[@kellym9190]

Their journey has been one of the greatest arcs in H3 Podcast history; from rough first impressions due to David manipulating Jeff to becoming besties & teaming up against Doobrik and his henchmen, what a long way we have come 😃

[@raptures7748]

I feel like Ethan actually hates Jeff lol everything has always been super passive towards Jeff since Jeffs crazy mate went to ethans lol

[@ninac1954]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend 😭

[@LittleMizzJonas]

@@raptures7748 I thought Ethan started being passive before that but now that you're saying this, I can't remember lol

[@kandii88]

@@raptures7748 I feel like it’s the opposite honestly lol

[@thefreakjasmine]

Olivia being high on painkillers really made a difference in the egg game

[@dcross0616]

The jump cut from Olivia’s 💅pack it up💅 to Love’s 😢eggy😢 is yet another example of Ian’s god tier switching abilities

[@hellian9286]

Pls give me time stamp 😭🥰

[@dcross0616]

@@hellian9286 2:29:50 ✌️❤️

[@Sambubdo]

Cinematic, you could say…

[@nc3634]

LMAO “I’d be more impressed if it broke” Ethan really is like the father that will never give AB validation 😂😂

[@Josèlousy]

The fact that hila pays for live chats all the time to just say stuff is such a girl boss move. I love her

[@waxtopia]

considering a damn t shirt is like $100 she ain’t stressing over a few donos 🤣

[@kells9k]

? that doesn't even make sense how tf is that girl boss

[@kells9k]

was your development stunted as an infant?

[@cadenhannon3273]

@@kells9k why are you so pressed over a single comment omg

[@cadenhannon3273]

Tru but the money goes back to them so they’re not really losing money

[@Itsme_isabelly]

I love how the card guy just stayed on and became a part of the show 🤣

[@gloria1736]

When they cut to Sam and he was still there 😂 so funny

[@lookitskatiex]

Sometimes this happens to me in meetings. I get so confused if I can go so I just sit there for a while after they ask me a question bc I’m not sure if I can go 😂

[@ChaniiStyles]

Lol that was so funny to me 😂 just chilling in the cut

[@kells9k]

please make Ethan quit chewing on air it is the most annoying thing in the world

[@Lucia-ct2sj]

@@kells9k you commented like three times about ethan's chewing, that really got on your nerves huh? 😭

[@JackieDoesStuff]

IF YOU ARE EVER ATTACKED BY A DOG THAT WON’T LET GO: DON’T pull away! instruct the nearest person to grab the dog by both of its back legs and lift them up above the height of the dogs head. This will knock the dog off balance and they will let go to regain control.

[@smorr139]

sounds better than the old fashioned way

[@AegisHyperon]

Shitbulls won't ever let go, you need a lever strong enough to break its grip

[@halfbakedkroll8897]

I thought it was the same as a shark but alright this sounds doable depending on how big the dog to human ratio is

[@Madison-yh4wx]

I’ll do my best to calmly instruct someone to grab a vicious dog’s hind legs as I’m on the ground bleeding out

[@Madison-yh4wx]

The dog needs to make an apology video NOW or he’s cancelled

[@keshafreak1019]

ugh jeff’s little call in was everything. their friendship actually is so cute now 🥲 the evolution has been wild hahaha

[@rbbl_]

jeff eat hamburger 🍔like ☺🍟🍟🍔🍔🥞🥞🍞

[@dice4496]

Cant wait for Love to get a Visa. The time he was over there in America, he really came out a lot and gave good vibes. Cant wait for him to be part in all these activitis. Always feel kinda bad for him. Love you guys !

[@christinecannibal844]

Right? I swear love is absolutely the sweetest soul. He shines so bright when he is around the crew!!; ❤️

[@ioanaprisada]

When Ian comes on camera is like a national holiday

[@chloewherry8216]

Now I’m upset that Ethan talked over Love’s “you can visit the Europe office” joke.

[@SuperHappyNoodle]

Timestamp?

[@alivona1]

@@SuperHappyNoodle 49:45

[@kellym9190]

@@alivona1 💞

[@GoatOfTheWoods]

exactly...

[@emma-cb6wh]

@@GoatOfTheWoods sick pfp

[@dkd123]

Make a statue of David’s receding hairline to get back at him

[@leedlliz9847]

This needs to be signal boosted to the top lol

[@deannasoulpunk]

Boost

[@crystalrose8394]

Helping with the boost👍

[@ratatouille5521]

😂❤

[@andrealongbottom3869]

Boost

[@brittanysalvatori7150]

You can tell this crew is just family when Lina says hi to teddy. So cute.

[@ambercunningham9477]

Olivia: holding a cracked egg Ethan: “you can leave it there. I like the vibe” 🤣

[@jessicalovestoms]

Love and Ethan making the deez nuts joke at the same time and Love's subsequent enthusiasm was so great. This podcast never fails to make me laugh out loud.

[@judith6436]

AB: "my grandma got in an accident" Ethan: "youre such a buzzkill" LMAOOOO

[@thedude6232]

Timestamp

[@polalotapola]

@@thedude6232 3;06;00

[@RuthiesCupcakes]

I feel so sad for Love 😢 he doesn’t get to participate in all these fun activities. Hope you get your visa soon so you can be in the studio.

[@600wheel]

I’m sorry I cannot remember who it was but I was watching a KZbin channel and the guy said that his best friend just won that lottery in Sweden where you can get a free and easy and immediate visa for the United States I was stunned I think it was Atozy Channel I was watching but I can’t be positive

[@96KawaiiChan]

@@600wheel yess! The US have a green card lottery for almost all countries, it differs how many they give to each country tho (I think it's based on how big the population in the country is but I'm not sure)!

[@JohnSmith-re4dh]

@@600wheel very very slim chances. I’m from an eligible country and have entered 6 times over the years without hitting.

[@600wheel]

@@JohnSmith-re4dh that’s why I was surprised by another KZbinrs future KZbin partner actually won it

[@maxweese]

Ethan and Love saying sagon deez nuts at the same time was just amazing 🤣🤣

[@LavenderKays7]

“Why do you need a push up at size D?” “The slay of it all” lmfao I love olivia

[@lildraco2033]

Ethan and love both hitting us with the “sagon deez nuts” at the exact same time was a thing of beauty 😂

[@fangsfangs]

Ethan climbs the ladder Ian: this is gonna be the real egg drop

[@Anr1231]

CACKLIN

[@glittertea2025]

Dan saying the fan with all the disorders is carrying a ‘full house’ was so underrated

[@Untamedlobster69420]

Can I get a time stamp? I missed it

[@angellinaochoa]

@@Untamedlobster69420 1:03:20 :)

[@kellym9190]

@@angellinaochoa Such a legend, ty for the time stamp 💞

[@stzcolsef]

Oh man all that anD ptsd fuck!! Stay Wonderful fellow fan 💕🥲🤙

[@chrisblessing45]

That is so funny.

[@CyberBones]

Ethan: Says the craziest shit. Also Ethan: I can't name the dealership, I don't want to ruin my life.

[@r8i0y5]

It is Steve Thomas BMW in Camarillo CA

[@nathanwho1384]

This is the beauty of cancel culture. Ethan, being part of it, knows exactly what will get him canceled. That's why he constantly does the generic "I'd say something but I wont" bullshit. Imagine being this cucked by internet culture that you can't even be yourself. And people still act like you're some God to comedy when you haven't made a real joke since 2018. Suckling at the teet for those 1M views per video lmao

[@rilexys9675]

@@r8i0y5 how do u even know that

[@mikeytaylorjr]

@@SimsTraumkarriere false, toyota is the GOAT

[@SimsTraumkarriere]

@@mikeytaylorjr fair

[@iblameannika]

the bromance between Ethan and Dan is so special! can't get enough of it :)

[@trueMAXIMUS]

1:53:00 cam: i believe in you, zack. get us number one! zack: five cam: my man! such a golden moment, made me laugh so freaking hard

[@Brigister]

sorry to ruin this for you but it was actually AB saying "my man" in the background, you can see Cam say something else as well while AB says that

[@trueMAXIMUS]

@@Brigister ‘tis not ruined, simply better informed haha. thank you!

[@havinci7979]

Nick Cannon is out here giving his kids Poptropica names

[@melanyu9100]

🤣😭😭ong

[@tarynelise225]

Lmao!

[@amdonut8091]

OMG

[@hannabooklover]

Woah what a throwback lol

[@JesusChrist-dv2zu]

Wavinci

[@vickymorriskeen5817]

Olivia and max were done dirty. That egg survived the fall. That was the test. We all have shakey hands. Justice for Olivia/Love/Max

[@joselynhernandez4817]

I agree, the challenge was to survive the fall using the items.

[@brookiedoggie97]

agreed!!! they didnt need to be out!

[@reddwarfhead]

Ethan is kind of always making his own rules... He said noone should look at the items beforehand to make a plan only to tell Dan before it was their turn "ok, I have a plan"

[@gamingsectre1534]

They couldn't check if it had any hairline cracks cause she immediately dropped it

[@vickymorriskeen5817]

@@gamingsectre1534 good point. Still sad 😭 def seemed intact. The world may never know

[@ArielyGarcia]

Can anyone else sense love is getting tired of not being able to participate in the activities because he can’t physically be there? I hope he can get his visa soon 🥺

[@Threeblockline]

The duality of Ethan going from Holocaust jokes to doing an egg drop is 🤌

[@hannamiller8749]

Ethan’s hair grows insanely fast, you can already see his root under the pink hairs

[@Igknighton]

It’s just that if you shave you head that low, the hair growth is more noticeable

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

@@Igknighton you’re not wrong, but as you’ve been able to see, after the Halloween costumes or times he’s shaved his head or brows even, they come back with super sonic speed, haha!

[@haamyl8977]

@@Igknighton yes i shaved my head once 2 years ago and people said it grew back super fast but it was just that it was noticeable.

[@VirgoVyrus]

Mine does the same thing. I have to get a haircut every other week. It sucks because I look terrible with long hair imo. So I had to learn to cut it myself at a young age to maintain lol

[@BugandBuns]

Hair growth king

[@Stephanie-rg5ln]

I haven’t laughed as hard as I did in a WHILE when Ian said “this is gonna be the real egg drop” at ethan on the ladder 💀💀💀

[@LadyPapaMayodora]

Dude no lie i lost it i even let out a little toot in bed

[@hannahbecker8470]

That was my favorite line the whole episode 😂

[@SimoRicky]

I'm surprised the Olivia being bitten by a bat situation never became a gag they were going reference in another video.

[@BeautifulSilence]

Ohmygod they all manifested that for her! 😱

[@viceb7]

Duuude yes, where is the other Halloween stuff?!

[@quixzz641]

I know so did she actually get bit??? lol

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

Maybe next year she’ll be a vampire

[@trigunchica14]

She’s collecting animal bites

[@MonicaPalacios0410]

It seems like slowly everyone is going off the rails, not just Ethan 😂

[@xXxAnnikaHxXx]

Max and Olivia’s humor aligned so well!! They were really fun to watch together

[@Mentallythrilled]

Ethan: why would you need a push up if you’re D? Olivia: you know, the ✨slay✨ Of it all 💅🏼

[@hannahwhite07]

I was hoping someone would comment about this. We love a supportive queen (pun intended)

[@BeccaChapman]

Ethan trying his hardest to sabotage everyone because he didn’t win 😂 big Michael Scott energy

[@sleptkingkhaly4205]

I LOVE Sam & Ian together😭 keep her forever Ian she is the one

[@cupknee]

sam and ian are total power couple, love how they combined for the egg

[@stephanieann8805]

I need to see more trading cards. White claw gabe, c man, jimmy lee, the lawyer guy, and I wanna see the sound bites made into cards

[@Msbritttxoxo]

I’d pay good money for these!! 😂

[@billmitchellxv]

​@@Msbritttxoxo Then they'd have to pay them as well

[@puusch5332]

and Dr. Idz

[@kazerama8007]

"If you want to impress me, fuckin' trickshot yourself into a volcano" - Ethan Klein I'll be using this in any fps/respawn shooter from here on out

[@holden6378]

love saying “eggy😕” and then ethan talking about his milk dud amongst the chaos is just what i needed

[@H3_remix]

AB “we got weights in fish”. Dan goes full character “WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH!” … “WE GOT HAM ON GROUND!!” *intense zoom on ground ham*

[@mosscoveredcrux]

Dan’s “WE GOT HAM ON THE GROUND” needs to be a sound bite.

[@kaitlynh9006]

For Olivia, for future reference, I am a veterinary technician who has experience dealing with aggressive animals. Never sit down on the floor. Instead, if you want to appear less threatening turn your body to the side so you appear smaller. Sitting on the floor gives you no chance to get away.

[@jakereatard]

As well as there lock jaw always had/have pits. But one that was a rescue from an abandoned house defending her pups so she would be aggressive against any animal but we had a 5 month that the mom got locked into its throat took all 10 to pry and punch it off worst noise i will ever hear happy to say that pup is still runnin with us when we skate our boy named sue is the best

[@shirinatron3585]

@@clydefr0g ;[

[@--leilani--]

If a dog doesn't let go, you can get them to by splashing water in their nose (edited cuz a locked jaw is not a thing, my bad)

[@holdmeimscary]

@@--leilani-- omg can we stop saying that dogs lock their jaw? That's not a thing and has, been debunked for close to 2 decades now

[@TRAW415]

Very helpful 😂😂😂

[@eliseevans]

the david dobrik eye thing is kinda giving the “disney created the movie frozen to deter the theory that walt disney froze his head” conspiracy

[@sophiamohan12]

this episode felt less like a podcast and more like i was hanging out with the crew while they did random stuff and i loved it

[@siinpulsomusic]

I think Ethan cracked it honestly when he squished the bread into the jello putting the bread back in the bag 😂

[@Staplegunner]

Eye artist can probably craft a prolapse.

[@littlebird7590]

Underrated comment

[@keshiaputnam6767]

Haha, when the prolapse thing first happened I sent messages telling them about an artist that makes prolapse art sculptures on planter pots and other stuff 😂😂😂.

[@ayshasdocs9908]

The cut to Love saying "Eggy" is one of the best moments in show history

[@briannas5916]

Timestamp ?

[@lauragrace101]

@@briannas5916 2:29:50

[@uhnayduhh]

he sounded so devastated

[@lauragrace101]

@@uhnayduhh I also loved Olivia before that shouting "THATS MY BABYYYY" 😂

[@Naejakire3]

Dan yelling for a bit is always the highlight of the pod for me

[@LadyPapaMayodora]

Hes the hype man of the podcast

[@NYRoger24]

I would love to hear Carly & Erin’s thoughts about David. They were OG members of the vlog squad, but seem to have cut themselves off from David completely after the Jeff & Dom fiascos.

[@hwhi6130]

They’re definitely still friends

[@gwynethwalters9259]

They still mention him on their Good Influences podcast sometimes

[@jessicajones2414]

Please never stop the birthday joke it sends me EVERY TIME

[@lmfaoletsgo67]

I sat through the whole story about the BMW… And was still waiting for him to tell us about how his Porsche got stolen and crashed. I really fell for it this time and I’m usually hard to troll.

[@skinkwrap]

ian’s humor is so slept on

[@foifoifoi610]

It’s not slept on he’s very very specific with timing so it’s rare

[@PianoGirl76]

Ian is hilarious! I wish he got more screen time.

[@RureLyther]

Yeah it makes you sleepy

[@hallonegative]

Ethan and Lena both saying hi to Teddy was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@nathanwho1384]

That was the cutest thing you have ever seen? Jeez how sad is your life....

[@Lolareinardt]

@@nathanwho1384 the fact that u feel like u have to answer this makes yours even sadder😂

[@seanceknowles2911]

@@nathanwho1384 ok???

[@aloegarden107]

Cam and Zach imitating SpongeBob and Patrick is killing me LMFAO

[@littlehaven7275]

Olivia trying to clean up the broken egg off the floor Ethan: You can leave it there, I like the vibe 😂

[@laurenvaldez1410]

Ethan! My aunt had a similar issue with a car dealership where they sold the car she ordered and she was able to get a decent discount on another car by contacting the Better Business Bureau and filing a complaint with them. After that the dealership reached out to her and worked it out with her. This was a few years though so not sure if it would work in todays market. Peace and love ✌️❤

[@yourmother9834]

I contacted BBB on my landlord cause I went three months without a stove and literally the next day the owner of the property management company called me and had a brand new stove delivered.

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

@@yourmother9834 that is so important, i never had to contact anyone because the threat alone sends shivers down a landlords spine, esp if you have mad evidence of code violations because you happen to work for a civil engineering company. i had a landlord threaten to take me to court and i listed off l the laws he broke when he was merely threatening a civil suit. And tell the other tenants too. arm them before you leave

[@carolinej7346]

You guys should make another art/crafts segment. The head sculptures were HILARIOUS

[@Jess-zf3ve]

Loving Lena’s rushed competitiveness and AB being perfectly fine letting the clock run 😂

[@Jess-zf3ve]

@@rb1278 omg yes the shaky hands were too funny!!!

[@emilyyyy6897]

Justice for Olivia and max. They completed the task. Y’all played them. The competition was about if it can survive the drop- not if it can survive the aftermath of the drop !! I would call that uh fraud

[@1227claudia]

YES! I’m furious!!!

[@MJ-5k]

I think they have to hire someone to actually hand Ethan the cake randomly during the episode when the birthday song plays 🙏

[@jerichaa]

The awkward moment when Ethan doesn’t know honey was bought out by PayPal lol

[@fanofthings6720]

What exactly does that mean? Just curious like will they give less discounts now or?

[@jerichaa]

@@fanofthings6720 no just business deal really. Just under PayPal umbrella now is all. All branding stuff, nbd.

[@emilyt8924]

And doesn’t Elon musk own PayPal ?

[@jerichaa]

@@emilyt8924 omg if so that’s hilarious! Very meta

[@normpoop]

@@emilyt8924 he made it but ebay bought it from him in 2002

[@daisy9169]

idk why but the way Jeff said “oh hi hila” was so cute agghhhh i love him

[@sidc7745]

he don't know you lil bro

[@muzz4610]

@@sidc7745 Sid you’re always after that nut, well I’ll tell you where to find some nuts, on your forehead bro. Deez nuts. Got em

[@probably_beth]

He's the most precious individual

[@theodoremorelock1936]

ethan lost so much weight u can tell especially when he’s next to dan

[@RavenCategories]

lol thats a little bit of an undercut to dan; a light diss if you will (edit: im not really serious im just making a funny observation that is subjective and i knew that Theo had good intentions i just wanted to make a far out interpretation for lafs. ((i spelt that wrong on purpose see? language is fun))) now that i think about it, that comment is a light diss to ethan because the only person who should care about ethans weight is himself and his close circle

[@alliedarky]

@@RavenCategories not really. I thought they meant because Dan is skinny so they can tell when standing next to another guy that he’s not super big looking next to him

[@Aus10z]

Dan has never looked good!

[@TRAW415]

@@RavenCategories stop trying to make something out of nothing.. you’re dumb if u don’t realize what they meant

[@RavenCategories]

@@alliedarky things can be interpreted many ways

[@jasminethompson9022]

The team being so hype over getting their parents with clickbait is so cute and wholesome lol

[@SavannahMoser]

When max was doing the egg drop with Olivia and we saw his personality come out, he is so dope

[@sarahkat87]

Without Powerful Queen’s middle name she’s just Powerful Cannon ☄️

[@mementomori.goodbye.5104]

Naw they did her so dirty 😭😭😭

[@SoniasWay]

Idk why but the way Jeff said “oh hi hila” was so cute. Agghh I love him

[@TellingSalt]

The excitement in Ethan when Jeff was gonna call in

[@jellybeanguineapig]

The way ethan kept breaking his diet by sneaking taste tests of all the snacks in the egg segment 😭😭

[@Fe12357]

Not sure anyone’s mentioned this yet, but David probably commissioned the eye art so that it comes up first on Google when you search stuff like “David Dobrik eye”

[@rhizotomy]

That's insightful. No pun intended

[@stephanie7142]

I love Jeff and Ethan’s relationship.

[@Justin_jbone]

The combination of Ian's camera work and Zach's soundbites is a treat.

[@misshathaway3576]

Ethan shocking himself with the SpongeBob impression fucking killed me 😂😂

[@Bexans]

i LOVE lena. in fact i love all the girls. sam and olivia and lena are all queens. love to see their personalities more and more!

[@OpinionatedChicken59]

Really? I find Sam to be rather boring, that's fine if that's her personality but in a setting like this you want people to be outgoing and entertaining like Olivia. Lena has her moments but I find her a little boring too.

[@YungMiz]

@@OpinionatedChicken59 I disagree completely. Sam is literally a creative genius and even just seeing the things she has created over the years for the show is incredibly entertaining. She might just be camera shy. Also Lena is in no way boring. She is coming out with sass and personality. And of course Olivia is a whole vibe. Love the ladies on the show, they create such a great dynamic

[@Bexans]

@@OpinionatedChicken59 well we all have our opinions. i think they are awesome 😊

[@sinnanmomin3026]

Anytime a salesman says, " we have something else for you" it's always shittier. This is coming from a salesman. I do this shit all the time lmaoooo

[@howdypartna]

Hehe typical sales tactic 😅

[@3rdeye931]

Ethan’s anti-taki stance is a brave one to have in California.

[@camachito510]

theyre okay but i think turbos are better

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

Almost every takis flavor I have tried is basically just a worse tasting hot Cheeto. And they are so crunchy I feel like I'll bust a tooth.

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

@@camachito510 turbos are basically the twisty style Fritos with hot powder put on them lol... still better than takis. The rap trading guy had it right, suggesting the Chester's flaming hot fries (basically hot Cheetos in fry shape). Andy Capps hot fries are the best fry shaped chip though

[@3rdeye931]

@@CadgerChristmasLightShow It’s definitely a different kind of spice and flavor than hot cheetos, but I think they’re good in small quantities. I grew up Mexican so I guess my taste leans spicy.

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

@@3rdeye931 no don't get me wrong, I love spicy food. I could eat a whole bag of almost any type of takis if I was inclined. Most hot sauces feel mild to me. The flavor profile of most takis chips just isn't good. The ones where lime are most prominent are pretty good, I like lime flavor. Takis just overall has an unappealing taste to me compared to similar hot chips, and I've tried 5 or so of the flavors/varieties.

[@jillian9183]

Watching Ethan make fun of Nick cannons baby names is hilarious bc he literally has a niece named Malibu Barbie😂

[@a1yssaa]

😂😂

[@stephanie7142]

To be fair, he can’t make fun of it publicly lol

[@veromelo86]

LMFAO OMG i forgot about her

[@molsondutch93]

I'm sure he has thoughts about that lmao

[@stephanieann8805]

Anddd you know if he could, Ethan would talk about that as much as the prolapse😂😂

[@orangeporanges]

Not to blame Olivia’s friend but that’s why you gotta ask if you can bring guests over when dog sitting!!

[@littlebird7590]

A dog that can be so aggressive and unpredictable shouldn't be left with a dog sitter at all in my opinion.

[@wellhello1603]

@@littlebird7590 yeah, especially with someone who’s not close to the family and familiar, from what I understand the friend only saw this dog once before that time. The owners are hella irresponsible

[@amdonut8091]

@@littlebird7590 Don't know if you guys remember but last year this poor young lady was dog sitting 2 pits, which she met prior to the sitting. Maybe it was different because the owners were there so the dogs felt secure. Well, she was literally mauled within minutes of sitting. Cops found her in her pool of blood and they couldn't go inside. The dogs dragged her everywhere. Her face was completely bit off. Miraculously she survived. People can argue the whole"Chihuahuas attack more" thing, but last time I remember, Chihuahuas don't rip your face off with a single bite. One mistake with these big dogs and it WILL be damaging.

[@orangeporanges]

@@littlebird7590 that’s true too! But I believe if the sitter was trained and responsible all of this could’ve been avoided…even warming the dog up to Olivia rather than allowing it to run out the crate to just see what happens isn’t cool for Olivia nor the dog.

[@melisam5098]

Thiiiiiis. The owners literally told them he has trauma

[@bread1754]

Olivia take care of yourself!!! I was attacked by 2 dogs when I was riding my bike. I still deal with it 10 years later. Dogs that I don’t know, dogs without a leash. My heart races and it’s so scary. And it’s hard because I still LOVE dogs! But I hope you’re able to talk to someone to workout possible lasting psychological effects.

[@zachz6651]

It’s so funny that Ethan literally can’t win any challenge he puts himself through

[@bailey9134]

Okay Olivia yelling "my bABY!!!!!" Was my favourite moment, and there were a lotttt of moments this episode

[@lyndsay369]

last year i stepped on a wine glass and part of my foot was almost completely sliced off and i had to wait in the ER waiting room for 3 hours before a nurse finally saw the condition i was in and rushed me back for stitches. unfortunately because it took so long they weren't able to successfully reattach it. american healthcare everyone

[@yurinoworry]

We pay for worse service than other people get for free, hate it here

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

what the actual fuck?

[@beccaboo147]

@@yurinoworry not true lol a wait in the ER in Canada can be 8 to 12 hours and we have universal health care 😂 kind of a joke because the staff is often so overworked they don’t do their best work anyway

[@Wraiven22]

@@beccaboo147 no matter how bad you think your healthcare system is I promise our’s is so much worse

[@reanna3535]

@@beccaboo147 @becca.carol yup that's true.. I'm from a country with free healthcare.. I stayed 5 hours until I got attended to... I agree they definitely overworked and get frustrated that they don't do their best work especially when inpatient patients make them frustratef

[@amypoo2267]

In one of David’s old podcasts from years ago he said he had a dream he was in the back of a car and he took his eyeball out and put it in a glass….. is own dream foreshadowed all of this

[@leannenolan6859]

Oh wow I remember this !! He said it was always a repetitive dream too .

[@angelalurtz3638]

He's a dark Oracle 😆

Ethan turns 60 soon, they should honestly do something to celebrate. That would be unironically perfect.

[@yeeoalouns]

This guy acts like he’s not a fan but seemingly watches every video lmao SLAY

[@sugarsore]

@@yeeoalouns lmao!

[@saal0]

I love how everyone is liking this because they love the joke but this is just a hater account lmao

[@bootje99]

we lovin the haterz 😘 🫰

[@pizzaaly]

@@saal0 right i’m not sure whether to remove my like now realising they aren’t doing a bit…

[@sheeredeath]

with peace and love - olivias friend should be the one apologizing. regardless if her friend wasnt properly advised of the dogs conditions prior… she should have asked the owners if it was acceptable to have another person in their home with the dog… its not the owners fault.

[@hamburgorilla]

Thank youuuuu, weird to have someone over at a house you’re watching in the first place

[@denizypinarci]

I agree, most dogs guard no matter what breed. Her friend should have been more safe of bringing stranger to a dogs home.

[@kyleknott3672]

Well I’m sure her friend already apologized. Ethan just asked if the owners apologized. Which, I agree with you, it’s not really on them other than maybe they should have been specific and told the friend not to bring strangers around and all that

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

@@hamburgorilla i would be so pissed. it's like if you have everything in a careful pile and someone fuck with it and it all falls on them, well yeah that's why you weren't supposed to fuck with it. btw you are paying for everything that broke

[@TM-tr7re]

also did not like the constant emphasis on the fact that it was a pitbull. and ethan calling it the scariest dog.

[@_mattsongz]

Hearing Ethan and Lena talk about the terrible BMW customer service reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry and Elaine try to get a rental car with a reservation only to find out there are no cars in the lot

[@Tousen89]

If shredder bites people every day you're a bad dog owner! That shit is unnacceptable and as a dog owner it is your responsibility to train it into being a safe animal to have around people outside of your home where it is instinctually prown to protect. NO MATTER THE DOGS SIZE! it's a dog, a hound, it has instincts regardless of the size...

[@Kat-nq8pu]

I work in animal welfare and I can explain a bit about the pittie statistic. A) American bull terrier, American bull dogs, American pit bull terriers and stafforshire terrier all get colloquially called "pit bull". B) Behavior issues are a combination of biological and social factors. Many pitties come from bad breeding. Horrible people force pitties to breed with anti-social behaviors that are good for use in fighting or for "security" C) lack of socialization or abuse especially during 10-26 weeks. D) changing expectations for dogs. Working breeds who were bred for specific tasks are no longer performing those tasks and now expected to be lap dogs or living accessories. *edited for spelling

[@AM-vk7qx]

i don’t think people should condemn all pits, but i feel like all these factors shouldn’t be dismissed either. i don’t think they’re inherently bad but i wouldn’t trust a random pit either. it’s sad bc they deserve better