I Need To Step Away For A Bit - H3TV #59

[@chrisbeltran6148]

“Let me just say this….” is the scariest sentence to hear come out of Ethan’s mouth.

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

That or "I don't know if I should say this but-"

[@Terminusz]

ON GOD

[@yogibearyogibear7229]

Ethan says the nword, abuses hila, and is attracted to minors....anything he says is scary af.

[@alexg4936]

I shouldn’t love that Ethan keeps making b “threats” but I do.

[@bobcarl8119]

@@yogibearyogibear7229 Yeah maybe just stick to reaching for that picnic basket

[@toltorg]

The way Ethan responds to sound bites as if they’re actual people talking makes Zach’s work just immaculate.

[@localdez3230]

Can we got a juul pod?

[@FearDaSethLSA]

Leonardo DiCaprio?

[@PatriciaInJapan]

I died laughing at 2:32:55 because of the way he responded to that soundbite 😂😂

[@DarkStrider]

As a lawyer, I can say that AB had a “wet and reckless”.

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

Yoooooo

[@casssssssssssss]

Ayyyyyy

[@nettlecider]

this show might not have alpha bros on its side but it sure as hell attracts some good lawyers :DDD

[@ambermitchell4066]

let’s go

[@huncha0345]

att

[@sarahpierce4852]

Ethan : "AB pretend we aren't even here" *Ethan interrupting "ohhhh it was the tip???"*

[@Yoga665]

I giggled so loudly at that part

[@tiffanyozturk3498]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ultraviolettas]

he was so soft and quiet 😭

[@klipklopklipklop]

Please be more careful AB - up the bum no kids

[@mw1567]

😂😂😂😂

[@theredtoothbrush]

"my grandfather was a gynecologist" is one of the least comforting phrases i've ever heard

[@blkkatemoss]

The grandfather he hates and hasn’t spent a lot of time with too

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

And that, kids, is how I met your mother...

[@CantTellYou]

@@blkkatemoss and who has young Zach’s foreskin buried in the backyard at his house that used to be owned by Puff Daddy 👀

[@theamhway]

@@blkkatemoss I was assuming it's the other grandfather

[@adh3247]

5:45

[@Jackntherippers]

Ethan’s hair is starting to look like a hunting jacket

[@sarahschouveller1993]

Camo hair!

[@alliedarky]

Oh no he’s gonna look bald!

[@deannasoulpunk]

What hair?

[@viola8856]

It’s beginning to blend into the background

[@daMillenialTrucker]

I can't believe you guys actually enjoy watching this fruit loop. Dude just DOXXED and innocent guy and y'all are okay with it. Wild

[@heytay24]

lena saying “i think he finished to make me feel better” had me dying laughing

[@Culled]

She’s genuinely too sweet for this world

[@avaryan4742]

The way she’s so sweet I couldn’t even imagine them doing the nasty until they spoke so outwardly about it

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

Can someone timestamp 😂

[@600wheel]

Cant be that hurt if he finished😂

[@amzu1252]

12:38

[@BTSHopeWrld]

Timestamps 1:14 H3 Live show reminder 4:27 Gabe curses AB's PP 14:48 Gabe's bday excuse tier list 20:30 Dan and Ethan's vile fight 23:46 Ethan needs to step away 30:50 Ethan's dump button 35:24 Dr. Idz emergency call for AB's PP 49:48 Comedy's back (jimmy lee style) 54:42 the quarterings reaction 1:02:16 Keemstars drunk disaster Christmas special (cringe) 2:43:58 Twitter ban update

[@foellerd]

Comment and like so this gets top comment

[@gnaastiin2963]

Thank you.

[@carrissapeacock8240]

Thank you, you amazing person.

[@ErrSid]

These titles are gold

[@melaniesalgado7333]

Why did they stop doing timestamps?

[@samheeta]

this year's soundbite olympics is gonna be insane

[@frankyramone]

Im begging for an underdog story between FLOCKA and 800 DPI guy.

[@katieundercover]

@@frankyramone omg pleasee😭😭 not this making me laugh out loud

[@catsinburg8626]

@@frankyramone it's gonna be funnier the madder Zach gets

[@outlaw42001]

it would be awesome if they do it in some sort of category format instead of just a head to head.

[@sebig849]

FLOCKA is gonna be a front runner.

[@AdmiralDreck]

Ethan: "We need clickbait titles so people will watch the show." Me, *watches every episode regardless* : "Makes sense to me."

[@Fhloston2112]

I know they do it as a "joke" but it's been so overdone at this point I just roll my eyes now. Still a Fupa Troopa but yeah 👀

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

@@Fhloston2112 that's how I'm like too, but I still get clickbaited every time xD

[@trustyzero1671]

Yeah I watch every ep. What else am I gonna watch?

[@yogibearyogibear7229]

@@trustyzero1671 literally watch grass grow, it's better.

[@Kanika_Rawat_]

@@trustyzero1671 same here. I feel lost when i am done with the latest episode.

[@bullbobby92]

Ethan: “just pretend like we’re not here AB” Also Ethan: “😮 the tip?? It was THE TIP???!”

[@Pupppeteer]

Zach's soundbite use is like a perfectly balanced meal. AB is like a child feeding you Halloween candy for breakfast.

[@PTGN87]

Honestly AB is getting alot better compared to the first time and with more practice I think he can get even better.

[@frosty_teacup]

@@PTGN87 yup, he couldn't find anything the first time around. This time he was able to get quite a few bangers right on time!

[@Pupppeteer]

@@PTGN87 flocka is amazing but Zach is like dad coming home and making sure no one gets their aubergine broken

[@T3H8]

yea FLOCKA

[@PTGN87]

@@T3H8 What a weasely lieing little FLOCKA!

[@aubrey___]

Ethan: he’s been on the bed in the dark twiddling his toes and enjoying the show. I feel attacked.

[@LoicReviews]

Unless you're a 40 year old gnome you shouldn't feel attacked 😅

[@sylviexchuu]

-Me twiddling my toes reading this comment while the podcast plays in the background

[@imperialismbad]

I ⁰

[@adenlycosky]

AB call the branch you withdrew money from. Tell them time and amount. They will research the logs and be able to tell you if you forgot to take it. I had that happen once and was refunded the 200 within a week.

[@cinaferguson752]

Same, they watched the video and I had left it like a dumbass but I got it back thankfully!

[@ariseira_]

Very helpful to know! Thank you!

[@alliedarky]

Gotta boost this bc that’s super helpful I’m surprised they’d gaf

[@frosty_teacup]

AB COME SEE THIS BRO

[@deannasoulpunk]

Boost

[@MELLMAO]

"Baby, I need A JUUL POOOD!!!" is the same as "Baby, I wasn't TRYYYINGGG!!"

[@AlexisKobza]

I thought the SAME THING

[@babybellecheese9946]

Dan screaming in the background while AB was telling his explikt story had me rolling.

[@hallybug2692]

😂😂😂

[@_nativexd]

Same.

[@zey5394]

Explikt needs to be a sound bite

[@fredko4293]

I felt nauseous hearing that, poor AB 😂

[@legster983]

Yeah , I love it ! And the fact Lena just rolls with it makes it so much funnier!

[@elliebelly5282]

poor AB.. sex injuries aren't fun! my friend did it in the shower with her boyfriend and they managed to smash the glass shower screen. she fell through it.. needed 17 stitches. her boyfriends mum bought her a shirt after that said "save water, shower together" 😂😂

[@GV-jn9ih]

the way I winced reading this!!! omg i’m glad she’s okay! i’ll never have sex in the shower again. 😭

[@maeserr]

my friend was doing it in the shower with her boyfriend, and between their body heat and the hot water she got so hot and dizzy that she fell over and busted her head on the side of the tub😭

[@Ari-zo7ve]

I’ve had a patient come into the ER- broke his leg falling off a “sex swing” 😭 at 60 years old

[@600wheel]

@@Ari-zo7veYou go old dude!!

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

@@Ari-zo7ve Yoooo goals!!

[@shaylahavens3331]

Dan saying “go see a dik doc” had me rolling

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

They got him from TikTok

[@rosa-cw8yr]

I can sense Dan's stress everytime Ethan says the 💣 word.

[@splithairchavez2081]

Bomb?

[@shundiin8]

Bomba socks should sponsor them

[@praxtron]

Zachs gotta play La Bamba by Ritchie Valens to censor it

[@daMillenialTrucker]

@@shundiin8 don't nobody wanna sponsor this podcast anymore.

[@daMillenialTrucker]

@@Eyecyou64 I would never lol but I'll sponsor you bby ❤️🤤

[@AnaFox]

I freaking LOVE Doctor Idz; he's actually helpful but also funny, kind, informative in a light/easy-to-understand way, and goes with the show's vibe. LOVE HIM! And I'm way more susceptible to women than men, so this isn't about his hotness. Ps. love AB's teddy fresh sweater!!!

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

Dr Idz and David the Lawyer both have the same kinda personality. 🙂

[@TheJoobel]

@@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x We love them both

[@0ut.the.0x]

as a senior in highschool, even though a lot of us are 18, it's literally INSANE to think about any of us being called "hot" by someone even in their 20's let alone keems age. 💀we are CHILDREN

[@JosephinaRenee]

Right? I’m 22 and I feel sick thinking of a man twice my age coming onto me. Older adults taking advantage of younger adults who’s brains aren’t even fully developed yet is just creepy and weird.

[@Gatomama667]

I’m 23 and my boyfriend is 36. If you’re deliberately seeking out someone younger then there’s a problem

[@petrichorweather350]

Im 19 and get weirded out when a 23 year old flirts with me

[@NoNo47668]

@@Gatomama667 not related but YO WHAT IS THAT LAST NAME

[@brown_gurl]

I'm 20 bro and I have mfs 40+ telling me how cute and YOUNG I look, them mfs are gnarly. They excitedly ask how old we are too, you're out of your damn mind bro!!

[@lukepuglisiwav]

The blond buzz cut on Ethan actually looks so good

[@milkteamachine]

I’m so used to AB’s insane anecdotes, having Lena be able to comment on them in real time makes it even funnier.

[@DerekMartell]

The way she validates his most ridiculous stories lmao

[@natalielanderos7343]

“My uncle was a gynecologist” made me laugh lol

[@three.6.monica]

And then “I know a great dentist” 💀 Dead

[@natalielanderos7343]

@@three.6.monica fr these conversations are just amazing sometimes

[@syntheticgrl]

I know!!! I missed Zach so much😭

[@RureLyther]

Grandfather*

[@DerekMartell]

I think people forget zach used to just sit there dropping 2 or 3 soundbites a week. He was not the star he is for longer than he has been folks. Give AB grace with that in mind lmao

[@alishac5096]

That’s a great point, it takes time to build the muscle memory and experience. :3

[@James_15R]

Hearing Dan giggle in the background at Zach's perfectly timed soundbites is everything :')

[@bodippy]

1:51:08 is one I had to replay like 5 times purely because it feels like only Dan and I noticed.

[@Thegrimreaper4lyfe]

@@bodippy Zach is too OP with the soundbites 😂😂

[@SinthetikLED]

I’m picturing Ethan getting chauffeured around in a Popemobile™️ and waving to randoms in LA lol please make it happen

[@mh2120]

Driving through a Tr*mp rally 💀 Just a little Hog outreach "Helloooo my people"

[@SinthetikLED]

@@mh2120 like a IRL version of the tik tok livestreams lol

[@happilymegan9556]

Popular opinion: Ethan is looking soooo good. I love his hair short like this, with his beard. You can really see the weight he lost. Keep it up Ethan

[@MarkWilliams-es3wc]

The fam is proud

[@JosephinaRenee]

Yes and the blonde was such a vibe while it lasted 🥵

[@blethr]

everytime zach comes back from being away it’s like a breath of fresh air. he’s so so good.

[@Popopatop]

Yes!

[@sk8masta29]

Zach still jelly and trying to overcompensate for AB making FLOCKA iconic. ☮️ & ❤

[@daphneohara3382]

Talk about the FLOCKA

[@Adaawo]

I hate it when he is gone

[@DanteEverlastingTC]

Felt like we went as a family to get AB checked at the doctors office lol

[@carlthellama9054]

Okay, I just burst out laughing when Ethan said “a small man serenading in the corner having and intense alcohol induced psychosis “ 😂 holy crap

[@jack_peters]

YOu laughed at Ethan for something other than his fucking dumb ass eyebrow twitches?? Why?

[@carlthellama9054]

@@jack_peters oh yikes making fun of someone’s Tourette’s? That’s mad weird, we don’t claim your negative energy. Peace and love ❤️

[@aaron2684]

Me and my wife have started a drinking game where is you can guess the sound bite Zach is about to play, the other person has to drink. If it’s a super obscure bite then 1 full shot. If it’s a common one then 1/2 shot. It actually adds the weirdest edge of knowledge to the show. Enjoy responsibility 🍺

[@deannasoulpunk]

Enjoy responsibility 😂😂

[@sophiaholtkamp5928]

I love the concept that it CRAZYYY for a 35/40+ year old woman to still be hot. People rlly act like women turn to dust after 30.

[@sff.f1114]

right, it’s the men who loses hair and don’t care about their skin, and don’t forget the beer belly!

[@gavinkent6750]

It’s not like we want to lose our hair

[@Mezzy..]

Why does ethans hair always grow back like nothing happened. Its like I watch a stream where he has some crazy haircut and then the next strean I watch he has a full head of hair like magic

[@JosephinaRenee]

Them good genetics doggarnet

[@cindiadkins9510]

the way everyone overthinks everytime dan and ethan are snippy to each other kills me

[@craigbuckner6081]

AB, that happened to me too, bro. I felt and heard an audible 'pop' in my shaft and it was immediately slightly bent and discolored. I went to the hospital a few days later and they gave me an ultrasound on my shriveled, damaged shaft. Turned out I was fractured and it just needed time to heal. Most painful and embarrassing moment of my life. I feel for you ❤️

[@shannonrickard8605]

No need to be embarrassed. It's just an injured body part, like if you broke your arm. I wish we could normalize talking about things like this because embarrassment causes a lot of people to not get medical attention when they need it.

[@empac8631]

Would you show Zach though?

[@craigbuckner6081]

@@empac8631 Definitely 👍

[@clancybolton]

AB and Lena bringing real life spousal energy. I’m here for it.

[@_emilyemily]

1:43:24 Ethan trying to remember "she ebbin on my neezer til I scrooge" but ebbing these nuts is almost better

[@jordan11752]

“I wish North Korea had more of a sense of humor, those guys are such a buzzkill.” Ethan Klein, 2022

[@millijames]

Zach’s sound bite of Ninja’s dweeby “Hello!” was perfectly timed and missed by the crew but had my husband and I rolling! We missed you Zach ❤

[@rossfromfriends8468]

I was straight up hitting my bong when Zach played the bong soundbite and it freaked me out lol

[@larak7827]

I never comment on KZbin but I love this comment because something like this would totally happen to me lol

[@marleeeden250]

LOL

[@superdupersnowflake]

Ab hair looks great, don’t worry nothing really fell out , and Lena you look gorgeous! Ethan your beautiful and a skinny king ! Everyone looks so gorgeous . Missed you guys thank you for doing the show🖤🖤🖤 also I love how open minded and hearted you all are on the show ecspecially Ethan the trail blazer.

[@syntheticgrl]

this is such a sweet comment lol bless u

[@JosephinaRenee]

Hope you’re doing well yourself ❤

[@taram7877]

ab flocka’d too close to the sun

[@hallybug2692]

😂😂

[@TheMaartjeF]

This took my by surprise hahahaha

[@jt41977]

"I said some things I shouldnt have said" -Ethan Klein 2022 Story of his life.

[@josiecalderon8537]

I’ve been using “IT’S HAPPENING” on a regular basis and every time I do I giggle on the inside. It’s like a little sound bite gift to myself to hold me over til the next podcast 🥰 lmao

[@britann9539]

Lol I showed my boyfriend the clip and now we both use it

[@BornToShine95]

Can you please tell me where is it from i somehow missed it 😅

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

@@BornToShine95 you might be able to find a clip but it's Olivia talking about getting bit by a pitty

[@JosephinaRenee]

@@britann9539same! Lmao 😂

[@alishac5096]

@@BornToShine95 Go back to the episode where Olivia explains getting attacked. :( she was with a friend who was dog sitting a dog with past trauma about 18d ago. ❤

[@jeffchapel79]

Dan, 4 mins in: “ahhh we’ve been going over 3hrs now” 😂

[@SG-we1qh]

I'm still giggling over "does 2 chainz do acoustic sets"

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

Me too I was laughing so hard and then he followed it with can you Google that haha

[@berteeeboi457]

I like the diversity of opinion from the crew. Very transparent and fair! Good job crew!

[@NittyGritty420]

Honestly would like to see more actual diversity. Everyone is either white or white presenting.

[@abbeyo89]

@@NittyGritty420 bruh

[@anonnymous4363]

@@NittyGritty420 You can just watch a different podcast

[@IWI_Negev]

@@NittyGritty420 White "presenting" lol

[@tannersrdr2clips432]

@@NittyGritty420 eveyones a human

[@thickylumps1691]

Zach was really disappointed about AB not showing his injured dong, you can see it in his eyes.

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

Ethan: pretend we're not here AB, like you're in the doctors office. Also Ethan: THE TIP!!!!!

[@TheWubbys]

“Fat man bad.” ITS HAPPENING

[@taraandie6704]

If any man calls you "shawty" thats an immediate "maybe he is too old for me" or better yet "maybe im too young for him" 🤣 Shawty reminds me of the mid 2000s

[@caitlinfallon8760]

Ethan needs to roll up to the Streamy’s in a popemobile

[@robynbanasky549]

I missed Zach's energy so much. Irreplaceable 😍

[@casualepic2555]

zach we need a "problems with the dismount" soundbite

[@meepleigh]

AB: Saves a class of kindergartners from a burning bus on the 405. Also AB: 8:19

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

I lose it when Zach plays the sound bite 🎵🎵 why you always lying 🎵🎵 and everyone is dancing. IT'S THE BEST!!!

[@jenrobinson1832]

Literally one of my favorites. 💕

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

@jen robinson me too!!! Two of my close friends always sing that song when we are gossiping about how some of our friends over-exaggerate their lifestyles on social media. Hahahaha

[@aubrey___]

Mmmmmohmygod

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

@@aubrey___ why always lying 🤣

[@samanthamasih4246]

What’s the time stamp on this?

[@lizmarquez7374]

Lena is such a champ lol ready for any & every situation

[@shannonrickard8605]

The people that are always gifting 50+ memberships are so nice. At $5 per membership, that's a lot of money to give away to fellow family

[@rudyregalado969]

Ethan saying he's straddling the line of getting banned and Zack immediately dropping the drumroll 😂 I can't. This man a God with the soundbites.

[@gabe6068]

I too have been affected by you guys not attending other Gabes birthday. I got food poisoning from a gnarly gas station beef link pepper thing

[@andre-nb6ts]

I think AB should def see a doctor for that… most likely a fracture😭 wishing him luck

[@thierrymercure]

Fractured his dick bones

[@idklol.4434]

how does one fracture a muscle it's just a lil bruised hell be alright lol

[@Sad-is-dick]

@@idklol.4434 There is no muscle in the dick, theres 3 ”baloons” that can fracture/tear

[@emmy8272]

@@idklol.4434 go to school

[@janejanejaney]

Yeah I know someone who busted their urethra on a bike and didn't see a doc bc it seemed to be getting better, but then it got worse again lol. Take care of your hogs, people ✌️❤

[@vilyda]

Ethan: "Can you show Zach?" Ab asking Lena: "Can I show Zach 🤠?" What tf is this show

[@Penellabella]

Merry Christmas to me!!!! I have been a subscriber for years but never able to be a member.. some kind Fupa Trooper gifted me a membership and now I have 30 days to watch all the pay wall content I have been missing out on. I'm so excited!! I may even join the discord!! I love this podcast! Love being a part of the H3 family!!!

[@meggiemegggs]

Yay :) for you !

[@HorrorcoreArtists]

I lowkey wanna see a Sam, Ian, and Cam Podcast.

[@tastypheromones]

would be the most soft spoken podcast ever

[@Funsizedfiend]

@@tastypheromones an asmr podcast would be even better lol

[@heddomak7653]

OMG i want this!

[@HorrorcoreArtists]

Ever since the black friday video I want more Cam and Ian. Plus Sam has a good energy when you're talking about a topic shes into.

[@Sammytinboss]

When Ethan starts his network this will be a thing!

[@bish_puddin]

I just wish I had something that makes me as happy as the Stop Lyin song makes Ethan

[@basic_chain]

*Hits mango juul pod* "I felt GAY"

[@lupitamedina1054]

I just saw a video on tiktok of a girl in LA going to the ATM and there was $400 chilling in there!!! Probably was AB’s money lmao

[@Flowerhag]

Oooo if anyone has her username, I’d love to see it! Got curious and found out there is a “theft by finding” law, so if she genuinely found that $400 and AB calls his bank, she could get fucked by the ATM camera evidence and her tiktok 😂 Some guy in Georgia got caught up for the same thing!

[@enidnuu]

Ethan’s “the tip..? the tip..? Omg” sounded just likes Kanyes “we don’t have a jacuzzi?” 🤣🤣

[@ultraviolettas]

We need to soundbite Zach’s distant laughter that always picks up on other mics so when he’s not on the pod we can still hear his laughter! 🥲

[@shannonrickard8605]

That's one of my favorite parts 😄

[@im_Steph]

When Zach asked to see AB’s 🍆 was so funny!! God I love this show 😅

[@legster983]

I’m so happy Zach is back he makes such a difference to the show x

[@kamillaazim4862]

Really missed him during the Thanksgiving special

[@JosephinaRenee]

@@kamillaazim4862I know he would’ve slayed every dish

[@fangsfangs]

Zach’s laugh and cough combo is 💯

[@caraberlan6677]

The way that no one knows that the wednesday before thanksgiving is the biggest party night of the year is so frustrating. Thank you AB for explaining.

[@shannonrickard8605]

Who decided that? I've never heard of that, and no one i know parties on that day 😂 It makes no sense. But my family also doesn't do traditional Thanksgiving either so 🤷‍♀️

[@SoniasWay]

Everytime Zach comes back from being away it’s like a breath of fresh air. He’s so good.

[@madcatz3d]

Truly a master at work

[@JosephinaRenee]

That DPI tho 💦

[@phlora]

I will now be saying “Baby I-I need uh-I need a juewl pawd” for the next 2 weeks thank you

[@FoxForce5]

Dr Idz has been great every single time he’s been on. He’s so smart and funny and good looking. More please 😊❤

[@jennyp123]

Actually cheered when I saw Zach was back. I love you DJ Flocka, but Zach is just too on it.

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

DJ Flocka was getting better across the eps tho, really was coming into his own

[@tessmarkus8819]

I’m 23 and all I see when I look at high schoolers are literal children. Wtf is wrong with people

[@zey5394]

Amazing story by AB, I have to spell this out: I literally laughed my ass off. Thanks AB, forever appreciated :’)

[@aoky9179]

this episode was fucking amazing. i was literally laughing out loud the entire fucking time. this is one of the best of all time.

[@StronglyBoris]

So glad Zach is back he was killing it with the jokes this ep😭

[@ridernotrunner]

This is AB's best episode yet - possibly of all time - and may never be topped. P.S. Good to have you back, Zach! ☮ & like it doesnt make sense...

[@stanthesimp4510]

I hope AB's burrito is OK

[@madelinef17]

i cackled SO MUCH while watching this episode alone in my apartment 😂😂 i love this show! family ❤

[@jennyp123]

My guess is that AB was carrying Lena😂😂😂 And AB putting her down may have cracked it wrong 😂😂 But oh my gosh. The story just kept getting worse. Especially when he said he heard it crack 😅😅 Wishing you well AB !!!

[@empac8631]

My guess is they maybe they were leaning against the wall and when Lena was going for the “dismount” they both slipped alittle while the tip was still in. I’m a lesbian so the variables of how it happened has kept me guessing

[@Rivendelll]

Learning that I can benchpress more than Leemstar is my early Christmas gift 🤠

[@Tonythebootlicker]

You go girl

[@richcampbell6808]

Leemstar? are you 5 years old

[@Bb-qp9qp]

@@richcampbell6808 tf u asking for nonce

[@josiewatkins4493]

@@richcampbell6808 Lom

[@richcampbell6808]

@@josiewatkins4493 Tacos?

[@naomitenorio2852]

Zack just came back and im already dying laughing with "can I see it?"

[@Pupppeteer]

There needs to be an award for most underappreciated crew member. Cam would get the award but still it would be entertaining to hear Ethan be like, who's Sam??

[@outlaw42001]

"i need a juul pod" is a late runaway favorite for soundbite of the year.

[@TomfuckeryAfoot]

At 23 I just got dumped and I’m living in my moms basement again, gotta say, we blaze up and drink wine it’s lit

[@brittanquinn8412]

Our thanksgiving tradition is for my family to drink through the day until one of the aunts starts fighting with my mom which ends the festivities every year without fail. 😂🎉

[@teddycuthbert]

3:55 AB: *bearing his soul about the hardest week of his life* Zach: *clowning on him with Yilong Ma soundbites* 20:45 - 21:00 then 22:48 34:10 - 34:38 34:50 - 35:00 44:12 - 44:40 1:05:15 1:37:02 1:43:48 1:45:35 - 1:46:15 1:53:23 - 1:53:43 Keemstar's voice + Ethan agreeing with the soundbite + AB laughing 1:55:56 2:06:18 2:11:40 2:12:25 2:13:43 ?? 2:21:05 - 2:21:35 AB and Cam 2:21:40 - 2:21:52 2:22:48 2:37:42

[@KassandraTovar]

The you laugh you lose segment needs new rules. If a video is 15 seconds long its not that hard to hold in your laugh if you can just laugh once its over which is exactly what Dan was doing. The rule should be that you can't laugh at all until all the person's videos are played.

[@luisav.411]

Had a blast 💥💥in this episode, thank you crew for the great start!! Also, Ethan's hands are looking extra big today! Keep it up 😊😊

[@privateaccount2052]

i'm saving up for a H3 membership guys!!! i cant stand knowing there's extra content out there that i cant see 😭

[@kimmyearth]

i got it for a month and it was good, just not as high quality as these pods. i don’t miss it much, but i wish i had more funds to get it again still

[@brianagarcia8546]

@@kimmyearth I get one for a month every few months, catch up and then take another break

[@kimmyearth]

@@brianagarcia8546 smart

[@ByOdinsBeard15]

AB got really solid with the soundbites while Zach was gone, but that background music and timing of the soundbite GOAT is undeniable

[@joemeal3332]

Thats why hes the Sound Lad

[@alexacarrillo6904]

if someone says “prime pus” to you, pls run

[@Culled]

Seriously

[@mh2120]

Unless it's Zach's grandfather, as that is his professional area of expertise

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

@@mh2120 god that'd be a winning prognosis

[@dreamskeepmesane]

There is truly no other podcast like this. Dick fractures, bomb threats, hilariously deranged dentists.. you gotta love it.

[@burgerqueenfootlettuce]

Ethan’s hair grows so fast