Chris D'Elia's Life Changing Wiping Technique

[@erinasmith27]

Three grown adults discovering fiber

[@MeisterOfficial]

Chris' laugh cures cancer

[@CodyAlushin]

Meister it’s so different from his talking voice and I love it

[@harutha]

Meister It's very contagious. It's so unique, it's awesome.

[@CodyAlushin]

uh. yep!

[@MrZoodleman88]

why do i see your comments everywhere

[@MeisterOfficial]

LMFAO

[@Astares9]

" You take a *wiping supplement* "

[@ParatrooperXI]

You are *HIDING A CHILD*

[@meatwave1214]

Having a comedian genuinely belly laugh is my favourite part of any podcast. Well done guys, you had him rolling!

[@forgotten1s]

This didnt age well

[@moochington]

1:23 "My balls are not that-" finish that sentence Ethan

[@SHAWNJX]

FINISH THE SENTENCE ETHAN

[@alejandromavarez164]

FINISH THE SENTENCE ETHAN!

[@holybruno]

FINISH THE SENTENCE ETHAN

[@MagentaDystopia]

Pine big? Wide? WHAT IS IT ETHAN

[@MightyMitta]

FINISH THAT SENTENCE ETHAN

[@Erockfaque]

These are the conversations within pocasts I look for these days.

[@happdoggo5374]

Chris is my new favorite person.

[@Jay-pl3wk]

happ doggo he's been my favourite for a while now and I'm glad you're saying that

[@Jay-pl3wk]

I just said I'm glad people are learning about him and appreciating him. I think he'll really dislike the fact that your butt is just constantly hurting. He'd feel bad for you cause he's nice that way. Jeez

[@ZeroOdyssey]

Him and Tom Segura, BROWN TALK

[@ItzPmacDoh44]

happ doggo I've been saying to ethan that Meta muciil changed the game for me. Dont even need to while now!

[@Smileyson58]

happ doggo hey Baby👍🏼

[@nukleararse1]

True intellectuals discussing the REAL topics.

[@sip5257]

Ghost poops are the pinnacle of my week....usually I land at least one per wk

[@ZelltisExx]

dry ->wet ->dry. change my mind.

[@weoutchea3982]

ZelltisExx GOAT

[@aarono1800]

ZelltisExx that’s what I’m saying! Chris answer has nothing to do with wiping technique and everything to do with his poorly designed toilet, dry wet dry is only feasible way and so fuckin logical.

[@Zyn_Smooth6]

Baby wipes til it’s clean then dry to seal the deal

[@insideatent]

yuh

[@benc640]

Final dry phase wholly unnecessary.

[@willykillz1]

I use bibby wipes

[@LUCKIPUP]

Incognito tab I personally use both, its like hair instead of using soap to wash and gel to dry and tidy up, I use flushable baby wipes to clean it up and toilet paper to make it dry and tidy, its revolutionary man.

[@willykillz1]

LUCKI PUP you speak the truth

[@Mountaindewdewable]

3:41

[@willykillz1]

Mountaindew ,mvp

[@Smileyson58]

I heard it too lol

[@collinbrooks9006]

“Did this happen to time up with when you started exercising?... Because I eat burritos and shit.” Never change Ethan.

[@andrewlyttle7120]

This is honestly an extremely intriguing conversation lol

[@iFeaRzZx]

I can officially say I’ve heard it all: wiping from the front. Fascinating

[@damnmister]

I can't get my head around a front wipe? Can we have a demonstration or is my head in the wrong place?

[@Rufsetufsen]

The JFK experience spread your legs a little more than usually, move your hand down between them, pretend your hand is an excavator and get digging. Sincerely, an ambidextrous shitter

[@dishantmishra3940]

Blub blub Mc glub glub It has happened so many times to me that I can't even laugh at it now. It is a pretty efficient method of cleaning though.

[@jonathanmartin726]

Based off your name I would say parts of your head are definitely in the wrong place.

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

Rufsetufsen can you wipe your ass both hands at the same time, middle-out?

[@damnmister]

Well there's a steep learning curve here. Cupping whilst 'excavating' is not to be done in an unlocked bathroom. The next fecal topic should be fold or scrunch?

[@stodorovic]

Just wanted to come back to this, a year later - this fucking psyllium husk CHANGED MY LIFE YO

[@Bobandy420]

Ethan. You really started to shine with the quick and witty humor in his episode. Yay pudding!

[@classyassmothafucka8890]

Thank you Ethan. I also am a front-wiper. I know some body-builders, and they do too, but we are a rare breed. For myself and some of the body-builders and power-lifters I know, the front wipe helps because of our limited shoulder and trunk mobility. For example, I got arrested last year (no big deal... I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time) and putting on handcuffs REALLY hurt my shoulders and wrists. I can't hold my hands together behind my back by myself standing up... and it's even worse once I sit down. I ended up having to lay down to somewhat alleviate the shoulder pain on the ride to the police station. Back to front-wiping though Women do not and should not ever front-wipe... because THEY... are at risk of infection if they wipe in that direction.

[@jaimeodar9149]

ok bodybuilder

[@classyassmothafucka8890]

@@jaimeodar9149 I'm not a bodybuilder. lol I'm... MAYBE... a power-lifter... but I'm not short enough :P I'm more of a farm boy that works out... and I eat whateverthefuck I want. I guess... linebacker if I had to choose a body type.

[@jaimeodar9149]

Michael Dickey Haha Im just messing with you brother, keep it up !

[@jacobsalbut4915]

Get bill burr please

[@Akitabailey1]

Yeah! What he said!

[@dbridge416]

Lol Bills podcast is way bigger than H3H3s

[@nalimlattarai2873]

inFAMOUS That’s the point of a guest idiot

[@memestream8929]

Nalim that's not true at all. A guest is supposed to be interesting and bring something to talk about. If they have an audience that will watch, that's a plus too.

[@dbridge416]

nalim lattarai the point of podcasts is to increase your viewership, idiot. Bill is way more popular than the h3h3 podcast why waste his time with this audience?

[@DeclanZapala]

Who the hell is debating whether baby wipes are flushable or not? They’re not flushable lol!

[@payaso680]

There are flushable kinds

[@DeclanZapala]

Biodegradable isn’t the same as flushable

[@notthestatusquo7683]

@@payaso680 There are kinds labeled as flushable. They're not actually.

[@nemo247]

Here in Germany you can absolutely flush these. It always sounds like you re using way smaller pipes in the US

[@DeclanZapala]

Nemo anything is flushable by that token, a banana, scrunched up bits of newspaper, the issue is about the blockage that gets caused by them further downstream in the sewage system. They don’t break down quickly enough and just cause expensive cleanup operations in the sewers.

[@aphexboiz5035]

My "up next" KZbin video: The Hot Ones episode where Bobby Lee shat himself.

[@moonbull3137]

Ethan tackling the hard hitting issues. Powerful

[@MagentaDystopia]

I started laughing when they went "Rerrorerrolellelelelelo"

[@metalliholic]

Bruh 1. Dry first, goes down the toilet 2. Wet wipe to completely clean, goes in trash 3. Then dry to finish.

[@lithium13]

Big fucking fax

[@HAHAIMTBOY91]

This guy poops.

[@JJaumot91]

Or just get better water pressure so you don't have a shitty wipe next to you. That is so unsanitary especially having your toothbrush in that same room.

[@charliepekin8940]

Bidet is the real move

[@agoniaXdunya]

This is disgusting.

[@Jay-pl3wk]

His laugh at 2:54💙😂😂😂😂

[@coopergoss350]

the conversation no one asked for, but all needed

[@Eatenbyapuma]

This show is just the Howard stern show now lmfao

[@TheDetailer2017]

“Are you bringing shit closer to your head”??? I’m fucking dying over here.

[@onutube167]

I watched this podcast a few months ago, started using metamucil. Life changing.

[@michaelsawyer5129]

Does it help you shit more or just better quality

[@Artofficial1986]

When Chris laughs he looks like a villain

[@Nerpy-D-Derp]

Haven't laughed this hard in months. I'm not even high and I'm laughing this hard. Wow. Thanks for this.

[@komamix]

I did not expect to finish this video.. hahahahahahah

[@nolanburchett7972]

I want to hear Ethan's take on using a family cloth

[@ReadDaBible]

Hell nah bro tf

[@ReadDaBible]

Is that real

[@nolanburchett7972]

Its a reusable rag familys share to wipe their ass with

[@seaks368]

Saucy McSqueeze That's fucking disgusting

[@nolanburchett7972]

Itchy Doggo its real, its all over the hippie veganazi websites and etc. Lol some familys have rolls, some share one, but think about that hamper lol shit covered cloth, yummmm

[@onutube167]

I just came back here to say that metamucil changed my life and I owe it to this podcast haha

[@oblizkin1481]

*"i lift the ballsss" Ethan 2018* 😂😂💀💀💀

[@nhayes927]

This is the greatest clip you guys have ever produced

[@drgibblesgaming7884]

I was not at all prepared for this. Tears streaming...

[@Veggie_King]

Im with you Ethan, front wipers master race

[@gorrillawarfair]

Ethan is gonna be a 360 no wipe pooper after a few more podcasts like this lol.

[@anewbugmusic]

2:57 made me believe Chris was definitely a bird in a past life. And i love it.

[@zachjaybseazer94]

I stand when I wipe. Fight me.

[@azeliaspank]

Zach Balfour how can anyone not

[@daevid21]

How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down lmao

[@BlazertronGames]

I have a combination, I wipe from the front until I feel like I'm clean, and then for safety measure, wipe a few times while standing up and check to make sure the toilet paper is clean.

[@jamesthehuman3445]

I do that as Well

[@emeryb4904]

You clearly have zero fupa but from experience if you do you front wipe sitting

[@321erej]

I somehow started laughing when Chris started laughing.

[@BIGgrampa1]

i wipe with the cardboard tube in the toilet paper roll

[@Ecko617]

BIGgrampa1 I thought i was the only one

[@migatocomeoscuridad]

thats too expensive, just use the hand smh

[@yslzach]

Salazar Armando you a indian?

[@boomkablamo]

I mean we've all done it at some point...

[@boomkablamo]

@@yslzach Indians actually use soap and water and their hand and then wash their hands after. The majority of the world wipes like that and it's actually the most sanitary method.

[@joen712]

Great to see different style of guests coming on h3h3 podcasts. H3H3 getting some notice on dem streets.

[@LukeBeacon]

5:49 wow just found Hila's best angle..

[@sheikfrankicechibu1827]

best podcast conversation ever.

[@GabrielGarciaRamos]

In Brazil we have handheld bidet sprayers

[@DBC428]

Gabriel Ramos we have them too in indonesia (and a lot of asian countries). Either that or a bidet attachment, so it is sorta weird for us to ‘just’ wipe😂😂

[@GabrielGarciaRamos]

A D For Brazilians too haha

[@Realfreuger]

I was crying watching this when they made the noise while wiping

[@moritz2531]

"in 2018 flying cars will be a thing"

[@bergensteinmacwhorfmanteis2417]

Well I mean hey, we got wiping supplements now, so we’re gettin there lol

[@yomumma7803]

taking off would be so noisy, you'd probably alert the entire neighborhood

[@ATSExperience]

“And your shits just go, boowoop!?” -EC

[@snethss]

Could not agree more. Starting taking Psyllium Husk with every meal. #2 take 30 seconds.

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

snethss you don't eat much fruits and vegetables? Do you eat meat?

[@snethss]

Cosmin Costea then you did something wrong.

[@snethss]

Rebecca Spratling almost every meal.... still supplement.

[@rebeccaberlin]

Please have him every episode

[@Delsoonbye02]

Im taking a shit while watching this. Perfect place for this

[@Bigboygoinfast]

Proximuhtyz HD I’m sitting here wondering if I’m a front or a back guy and I’m not sure.....will solve this mystery momentarily

[@laiva2175]

These convos are the fucking best

[@caseytrader7478]

I like it when my poop is like clay and it's like trying to wipe the end off of a crayon.

[@BaldorfBaldorf]

u wot m8?

[@JosefFlynn]

This comment made my day

[@Ryan-yu5kt]

Everytime my poop is like that i try to wipe the "head" off of one of my turds, thinking ill have like a pyramid shape turd on my paper... it hasnt worked yet...

[@rich2583]

You need water bro

[@Ezio9791]

Sometimes when I wipe.... I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe. Still, poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.

[@RickyM323]

"And your shit just goes bluuuup??" LMAO

[@alexsipher494]

Steps to wipe correctly: 1. Stand up 2. Wipe from the back 3. Eat the toilet paper 4. ... 5. Profit!!

[@PeterPan-gt6di]

Step 1. Shit Step 2. Don't wipe Step 3. Shower instead Step 4. Clean Profit

[@Cobramp4]

Fucking cursed comment. Yuck.

[@Demeuuu]

I wipe before I shit

[@PeterPan-gt6di]

@@Demeuuu Staying ahead of the game

[@georgiivanov61]

Why would you stand up?

[@SuperDirtyLion]

This changed my life man, after seeing this podcast I ordered some of this psyllium husk and holy shit does it work. 2 wipes max after about 2 weeks. and once it starts working you don't even have to take it every day.

[@forgotten1s]

Metamucil has n

[@Ch3f_B01_RD]

Lmao Chris the type of dude to cut the sleeves off a champion sweatshirt

[@ronin_11b94]

1:22 the look on Chris’ face when the dude was about to say “my balls are not that big”

[@cisbetterthanyou6658]

Guess who’s ordering Psyllium Husk - Stingy ring no more 🚫📛

[@cfisher2833]

I just starting using it like a week ago (just got the Safeway brand Fiber Supplement drink mix) and confirm everything said in the vid. Same results--stuff is incredible.

[@cfisher2833]

Marc Hendry solid, but not hard per se

[@joshcorbett4787]

Rangers is shit, Celtic is shit

[@ericyoungstrom5745]

Me too, ordered on Amazon just now

[@moriiiiitz]

me too

[@epoxeclipse]

"you take a wiping supplement?" shit had me dying

[@SamSto]

I came into this video eating dinner... Long story short, *I'm not longer in the mood to eat*

[@arthurservulo8050]

i'm in the mood to shit and test new wiping methods

[@ComfortableTool86]

you eating and you clicked on a video titled 'life changing wiping technique'

[@shane8911]

Did you not read the title ? Are you dumb ?

[@The.Breakfast.Burrito]

I was eating a sandwich on the toilet while watching this.

[@deannobody8293]

what a great idea, sit down and eat dinner to a video talking about wiping techniques. A+ logic.

[@VS666]

dude holy shit i didnt even know how to approach this problem. this has changed my fucking life forever...

[@planetrob555]

Ethan has never heard of Metamucil? What?? It's a fiber supplement that's been around for decades upon decades.

[@chunkylover5367]

planetrob555 most people don't know that that's what metamusil and other fiber supplements are made of.

[@Linkous12]

Sounds like Chris just needs to increase his intake of dietary fiber, instead of taking a fiber supplement.

[@planetrob555]

CENTER311 - Oh, I know, but, Chris actually said "Metamucil" at 4:30 , not just "psyllium husks". And for the record, I certainly was NOT criticizing Ethan in any negative way AT ALL. I LOVE Ethan and Hila. So please, no one take it the wrong way.

[@FrederickObando]

Too late planetowhateverthefuck! You criticized Ethan, you must leave the channel now. You are channel-shund!

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

planetrob555 I figured he would already be taking it already.

[@fartwet1355]

I love you guys. He’s my favorite comedian. The whole podcast was a gem IMO. Thank you. I’m so grateful for my life and when I watch you it inspires me to be better.

[@mere4414]

Chris + H3H3 is better than chicken tenders and ranch

[@jobelthirty1294]

Ranch makes me want to kill whoever invented ranch.

[@shay3929]

_sick 0 ranch is good

[@saschamai9416]

My phone fell off the edge of the bathtub when the beat dropped at the end

[@skeezymike2305]

my mom introduced me to this magic stuff

[@JayLeePoe]

Asking the real questions, good job Ethan.

[@danielhardy4321]

I'm shocked that people don't go Dry paper, Baby Wipe, Dry paper

[@blueshanks1]

I wipe twice cause I take the same meta mucil chris mentioned. I wet the toilet paper first then go in with the dry one. Makes more sense

[@jacobanthonyosana6222]

I just use a tabo

[@aydomac]

Me, 2 minutes into this video: “What the fuck am I doing right now?”

[@whoshotya117]

You do dry until the majority of the poo is gone then do dry and wet repeatedly til the dry wipe ends with your desired amount of fecal matter if any... but END ON DRY. Also you dont need baby wipes, save money and just wet the toilet paper.

[@ToastWarner]

So what? Do you waddle over to the sink to get the TP wet and waddle back? Or just dip it in the water? 😂😂 and to I'm assuming your rocking a 20 plus ply

[@rileyellis5951]

@@ToastWarner Nah you just gotta have your toilet right beside your sink so you can just reach over, also grab a wad of toilet paper if you are going wet it.

[@useyourlastbraincells4480]

@@ToastWarner or you take a bottle fill it with water before sitting down on the toilet and wet your toilet paper with that. But fold your toilet paper like 3-4 times or it will tear.

[@rm0063]

The fact that Ethan does a front wipe is evidence of his father's neglect of him in his childhood

[@athoswolff776]

My alpaca asked for the name of the supplement

[@UncleeDaddyy]

psyllium husk

[@athoswolff776]

Papa bless.

[@Dover939]

fiber supplements in general, it's like 3 bucks for a massive bottle that lasts months

[@lxdm26]

Dover 3 bucks?? could you help a brother out and give an example?

[@Dover939]

+stobeboy basically just go to your local dollar store. the ones I use are called "DG health dietary fiber supplement" has 100 capsules, the daily dosage is 5 capsules but that will have you shitting your brains out, so it's best to take 2 a day. they have an orange cap

[@jordanoconnell2708]

Its great to see that ethan is a fellow front wiper

[@Plazmalock]

Tp, baby wipe to polish, tp again to dry and be sure there ain't no residual doodoo. Done.

[@ChrisM-bn5vr]

Yeah this is the best way, I don’t know how he ends with baby wipes, I don’t want a wet ass

[@whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477]

Thank the lord, sane people 🙌

[@chriskelly1872]

So glad to know another guy that goes through the front

[@Australopitecuz2]

Where my standup-wipe people at?

[@MsHappyloser]

what is wrong with you

[@Australopitecuz2]

@@MsHappyloser what's wrong with YOU

[@daevid21]

Sarah Tennant How the fuck can you wipe while sitting down

[@whynot6965]

@@daevid21 Do you enjoy shit smearing everywhere?

[@reezlaw]

SITTING GANG

[@rcd1of1]

the key is to level up your kegels to the point where you're able to cut such clean logs...that wiping becomes a relic of your plebeian past

[@planetrob555]

Ethan, I love your transparency. I'm the same way in my dealings with people, but most people just can't handle it. TMI!!!1111. It's just natural shit regarding being humans. I don't see the problem.

[@JoannaJedrzejczyksForehead]

He’s right. Metamucil is a modern miracle. Cleans you out. Keeps you regular. Cuts down on your TP usage DRASTICALLY.

[@PixelBanger]

I can vouch for this! Metamucil in O.J. everyday will change your butt-life.

[@traviskillian276]

Powerful Ethan & Hila! Getting some juicy guests on recently!

[@Vennillion]

Washing>Wiping

[@midnightdarkchocolate]

Thank you Chris you’ve though me more then 4 years of high school.

[@sandrarall9726]

You don't need metamucil or other artificial supplements just eat fiberrrrrrrrr

[@lilac1922]

Well metamucil is fiber

[@zepled154]

brah

[@JavierRamos-uy5tt]

I could literally smell this conversation

[@sovietafghan2368]

I go back to front is that normal

[@GTARawdawgg]

I never realized when he says I way from the front I go only halfway up the Chode instead of gooch

[@Rooftopaccessorizer]

You didnt hear it from me, but Metamucil tastes pretty ok with gin. Its like a poor mans Gin and juice and it helps you shit. win win.

[@Shibbykun]

👀

[@BeeSauced]

I bought the husk while watching the stream and it started working within three days of taking it

[@ryanwilson1749]

I'm literally watching and trying at the same time.... I don't recommend it

[@whatsupchickenbutt9686]

Ethan is right. Soon our generation will be using social media to share tips on aging, meds, side effects, the best residential places, & sex after 70+.

[@goose33]

I flushed "flushable" wipes and clogged my toilet so

[@Magicman2h]

Where does it say “uncloggable” wipes

[@aztrix364]

You're only supposed to use one wipe per flush. Says so right on the packaging.

[@Nutsaur]

...so?

[@ithinkimhipster502]

6:08 Jordan Peterson: Clean your room Chria D'elia Clean your boom boom

[@justinbrown774]

Who else here is a back to front ball grabber?😂 wiping from behind is awkward and if you're not flexible it hurts or will almost give ya a muscle cramp😂

[@arianaespinoza5465]

My favorite H3 highlight of all TIME

[@1sikr6beast]

You wipe your pee hole with your wrist when you go from the front

[@EdgieAlias]

Atomic Boomstick Circumcised people have less of a chance to get stds

[@NikoxD93]

EdgieAlias opposite actually

[@EdgieAlias]

Squares nope. You're wrong.

[@NikoxD93]

EdgieAlias that's stupid, the skin is helping lubrification and smoothening the friction thus making it more enjoyable for both as well as less likely to bleed. Repulsive dry stick of wood is a direct cause of AIDS and world hunger. It's a disgusting horrible sadistic satanic practise and only dry sticks will try to defend it.

[@EdgieAlias]

Squares shit also gets caught in the skin. I've never bled from sex.

[@lakeacres9750]

Thank god people are fighting the good fight and having these conversations. The more you know.™