Scooter People Put Us All In Danger

[@miyukiendo]

i love how they escalate from "scooter people are crazy" "scooter people are dangerous" "scooter people are dangerous to our whole society"

[@redwidow1358]

Scooter People Were Behind 9/11

[@JohnDoe-nn1on]

The more you know.... you know?

[@darrellcovello7917]

We had a few hours there were Ethan was sympathizing with the scootergans

[@Kyle-qs9vg]

I don't know, you can say that all you want but it was a car that killed Mobility Mary, so the idea that she was more threatening in her little scooter than a vehicle is absurd, as far as I know she hurt no one.

[@KATinBLACK]

Scooter people will end the world

[@shanethefox]

I feel so bad for that woman trying to make sure the scooter lady doesn't get hit. Holy hell, pure of heart right there lol

[@dragonborndovazhul8449]

indeed, maybe not the best driver though ahahaha

[@natepace8600]

I would have just cut her off and stopped her

[@indyrawr1756]

That old bag knew what she was doing on that scooter, though. Tight 360s and all

[@koenruysseveldt3848]

@@indyrawr1756 Hahahaha,yeah.

[@jessicamessicaYT]

Ethan said there’s like big rigs going around her 💀💀💀💀

[@soobi609able]

Dude Ethan’s obsession with scooter people is hilarious and I’m here for it 😂

[@toobeast5485]

Sabrena M• most enjoyable part of my day

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

This is the saddest comment and replies ever.

[@compactinfinity]

I know its like hes launching a full fledge war on scooter people.

[@denissavic500]

Sabrena M• im here waiting for you to link your Onlyfans

[@vavedern8860]

@ didn't take long for the comedy police to arrive

[@MightyMoon1]

My grandpa had a scooter and my grandma actually took it away from him because he kept hitting the walls and destroying the house. 😅

[@bobtoo9870]

yep. story as old as scooter immemorial.

[@gabrielgri]

Once people get on those scooters they go out of their mind

[@kristiegucciardo8194]

Lmaooo classic

[@jessicamessicaYT]

Exactly what Ethan does

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Even our daddy Ethan, is not immune to the blast of power and ego that comes with a Rascal.

[@breezybabe0]

I’m living for these scooter videos

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off! Thanks for being jealous, dear bvreezy kerr

[@tobytoby9153]

@@AxxLAfriku ?

[@darrellcovello7917]

Buckle up 😎

[@raviolipaw9015]

Breezy kerr same

[@christianjoyner8979]

You stole the words right out of my mouth. Was literally going to comment this. O Mu Gohd

[@fajitariñho]

We’re witnessing Ethan’s decline into madness as he struggles to comprehend scooter people and he’s gonna take Hila with him. “Maybe we’ll understand once we get a scooter” That’s how it starts.

[@ElDeAguililla]

Scott Bain I agree there is something very abnormal going on here, and it’s absurd how few people are realizing this. As I’ve stated earlier: this obsession with handicapped people seems almost abnormal. I get the feeling that there may be an agenda behind it; it almost reminds me of Nazi Germany when they attempted to slowly manipulate the public into seeing those with disabilities as inferior, or in the case of these lowlifes, a source of hilarity.

[@ElDeAguililla]

Her Name Then how will said disabled people transport themselves? If you think that becoming old of age is natural selection, then you are very wrong. Natural selection does not exist in a civilized society, and if you think it does then that would explain your moronic viewpoint.

[@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit]

@@ElDeAguililla damn b

[@fajitariñho]

AlreadyWoke Spared a Joke BarelySpoke Rarely Smoke bruh I did not intend for this discussion when I made that comment lol

[@briano9397]

😂😂

[@KingXOreo]

Roses are red Sharks are scary PUT IT IN REVERSE, WHATCHU DOIN, TERRY!?

[@FLYIN_DAGGERZ]

Roses are red Boats are white If you were born before 1980 you're automatically right

[@darrellcovello7917]

This was better than it had any right to be

[@robertayala8331]

That is genuinely funny

[@evanabbott2737]

I like how the guy in the red shorts just abandons poor Terry...😁

[@ashvinete9043]

KingXOreo IM CRYING XDDDDD

[@tartnouveau3652]

Ethan: feels sympathy for mobility mary Also Ethan: how can I not laugh at the guy who just happened to kill himself

[@morgan2010nucka]

I'm surprised they haven't shown the Aussie clip of a man towing his boat down the street using a mobility scooter. Absolute legend

[@recklessmermaid]

Oh my god spam them the link 😂

[@Ridley369]

WE NEED TO SEE THAT

[@dianesophie2674]

morgan2010nucka link it

[@morgan2010nucka]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHjFdHudnqpsZ5I happened like 15 minutes away from me 👌

[@l_zac_l2421]

@@morgan2010nucka Hey it happened like 5 minutes away from me.

[@xoBlondie28xo]

“These people are walking liabilities... scooting liabilities” 💀😂😂

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

They sure are😭

[@lyndsay369]

rolling liabilities

[@obhwg]

The scooter saga continues holy shit

[@b79747]

It's the best thing

[@ohok8970]

Fitting name you got there buddy

[@Brrrrrrre]

oh ok yours too

[@briano9397]

The " Go Around " girl , everyone needs someone like her on the team

[@FITE_ME]

H3 "Scooter Videos" playlist is my new home.

[@FITE_ME]

*hint hint* Someone at H3 needs to upload all scooter segments into one playlist

[@FITE_ME]

@ Well I assumed they made a scooter video playlist by now, since it's the smart thing to do. Was only after I posted that I realize that playlist doesn't even exist yet, which is lame (like your comment).

[@lostecho4394]

@ yeah, so? Why are you mentioning that? They just added a reply to their own comment instead of doing a whole separate comment.

[@naynyamish270]

@@lostecho4394 lol this guy harrasing everyone in the comment section , i bet that guy is related to the scooter people

[@shawnpitman876]

@ Shut up boomer. Who let you onto your grandkids youtube account?

[@stevenslater409]

The woman holding the camera REALLY believes that yelling "NO" 50 times will make the scooterian come back.

[@jlc38]

"Scooterian" Oh man, good one!😆

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[@thatgirlwithbangs]

The “back up Terry” video is my favorite video on the gd internet

[@thebloodstarvedbeast1745]

Rah Rah Rasputin I’m gonna prank my dad *dies*

[@iggywow]

@Rah Rah Rasputin link?

[@lukericker8325]

Rah Rah Rasputin that ones fake tho

[@themindset4164]

@@lukericker8325 still funny

[@jaynah.2124]

Driving through the Walmart parking lot today and almost ran over a scooter person who had no intention of stopping or avoiding my car. I'm so glad I saw him. But my immediate reaction was to laugh remembering all these videos lately.

[@Pinklovewitch]

I'm so glad he showed Terry😂😂 The guy ended up getting a new scooter chair for that!

[@CreativeYousername]

It took this long for Ethan to realize that most people on mobility scooters are just lazy

[@ta5ha2]

CreativeYousername nah, Ethan’s been pretty openly ableist and ignorant as to wtf limited mobility means this entire time

[@matrodmedia]

I hate these stupid 'woke' terms. "Ableist." You turds know there have been these two very useful and versatile words, "discriminatory" and "prejudice" for decades, right? Thou hast scored zero woke points with meh. Not that it matters or anything.

[@matrodmedia]

And it's comedy. Comedy is meant to be edgy and offensive. You really think Ethan, in his regular life, is going to go out of his way to actively discriminate, in real life, against someone with a disability? Be realistic.

[@alexd4566]

CreativeYousername Not “most” people. The large majority of people on a scooter ARE handicapped and don’t want to be in a scooter. Just because a compilation of lazy, stupid fucks on scooters exist, doesn’t mean that most scooter drivers are like that

[@castaway2850]

matrodmedia then i guess we should stop saying “racist” and “sexist”, right? since “discriminatory” covers everything?

[@IKIGAIofficial]

reality is slowly but surely becoming wall-e

[@darrellcovello7917]

Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?

[@motodog242]

The fuck you talking about? We are no where close to building a giant death star that could house the entire human race for them to just sit in chairs all day, lol.

[@nachostv4217]

@@motodog242 Metaphorically ofcourse, it won't be literal wall-e robots and shit cleaning up Earth.

[@KizaruB]

I love that film

[@bobstamcmahon7948]

@Adequate Bros. not all are like this 90% are disabled and its not like its a choice ..

[@SarahDMuse]

The dog beach video is probably my favorite video of all time! Every few years I think about it or come across it and it’s still just as hilarious. Thank you for reminding me about it today 🤣

[@amationary9784]

Ethan: how do I turn it off? Where’s the button?! Me: oh god he really is a Dad now

[@jewberto1220]

H3 podcast slowly but surely becoming just a 2 hour long reaction podcast

[@garbarian639]

with fake laugh too

[@kristynthekat2804]

Side note: your handle is frigin hysterical! 😄👍

[@hugoj1129]

And it's great

[@mysticmarble94]

That's why i watch it 😀😃😄😁😆😅

[@johnmorris173]

I mean you could say the same for old Ethan videos. Who cares if it’s a reaction vid, it’s entertaining and thats all that matters

[@NewSage]

I'm convinced that in 40 years, Ethan will be roaming the streets in a (wait for it)... scooter. 😑

[@Jeff_Green]

sooner then that

[@xxmadetthisforyouxx1699]

I got news for you. It's starting this year

[@locabynature]

disability mobility scooter. 🤣🤣🤣 got to be careful or Mary will come for you. 🤣🤣🤣

[@cowafungus8104]

It starts with in the grocery store with laziness, then you lie about disability until one day you start to believe the lie so you buy a scooter and lose ur mind I guess

[@annabellefay3307]

🤣🤣🤣

[@arcadian3090]

Ethan 2015 : foopa troopa Ethan 2017 : Vape naish Ethan 2019 : Scooter people

[@nurirella3515]

Waiting for the 2021 legend

[@codybarlik4524]

This is the best saga in the anime so far

[@ijustdontcareanymore1022]

That lady going through that intersection... natural selection.

[@johnthebaptist3813]

Hahaha, is it natural selection when the person is that old?

[@johnthebaptist3813]

Yeah, but I mean she's probably dirtied the gene pool already

[@kingmememememememememememe8406]

PLEASE Elon musk... make a 100 mph scooter

[@justinedwards6117]

Michael Yurchenko with flames that blow out of the muffler

[@kindadim1059]

Look up Colin Furze lmao

[@heartboy0]

Sounds fun =D

[@krillin6]

Hyperscoot

[@kindadim1059]

@Coitus InterruptusYeah, he made a 70 mph mobility scooter

[@katerinatourlitis1435]

Omg i haven't laughed so hard with the dog video.. I was in tears.

[@leaf4224]

There’s so many scooter vids on the highlights that idk which ones I watched anymore 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😭😭

[@LikeSnoop]

Ethan: “People in the hood freaking out is hilarious” Also Ethan: “Pranks in the hood was the worst thing on KZbin at the time”

[@XskiXedgeX]

No one: Even Joe Rogan: Ethan: Jamie, pull up that *S C O O T E R V I D E O*

[@Kyle-qs9vg]

RIP Mobility Mary. She brought us some great laughs and good gaffs.

[@ghostburgers4284]

Is she dead?

[@Kyle-qs9vg]

@@ghostburgers4284 According to Metro News yes.

[@ghostburgers4284]

Aw that's sad.

[@julianoutlaw876]

Kyle link or it didn’t happen

[@DJogdog]

@@Kyle-qs9vg That article is from the UK you fucking spud.

[@Bolt99K]

The scooter bit is funny when hes not nonsensically defending that nut mobility mary.

[@tizzas1232]

Mobility Mary is Ethan's spirit animal and I think we all just have to accept that..

[@briano9397]

Mobility Mary is a national treasure

[@peniseater3911]

4:45 I have a theory that ethan is dyslexic

[@adambarkham6116]

"OOOOOWWWWWW LLLLLAAAAAWWWWDDD"

[@Pepsithegoat]

The one thing that gets me is how he always gets amazed that they stand up. You can have a disability that doesnt allow you to walk longer distances but you can still walk.

[@yusufcagowayne1990]

You Either Die as a Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain..

[@FLYIN_DAGGERZ]

Wuss good?!?

[@wedgewizard5429]

H3: scooter people put us all in danger Also H3: so we're buying a scooter,...

[@FoshoTheOne]

At this point I don’t know if Ethan loves or hates scooter people 🤷🏾‍♂️...

[@krillin6]

It's both.

[@LuxioV2]

FoshoGotFlow he loves to hate them

[@mikehoncho6497]

Loves to watch them eat shit

[@Ronninioh]

Why does it always have to be hate or love , it's just a fascination he has.

[@cristianzavala7150]

Love/hate kinda relationship

[@leahmiller9307]

As someone with a disability I feel the need to say that some disabilities are completely invisible on the outside. For instance I have a rare connective tissue disorder that makes my bones constantly dislocate and sublux out of place. People with my illness use "different aids for different days" and can typically stand to maneuver the aid if need be or even switch to a different aid. People REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND how this could be possible. Ethan was so appalled by the lady who broke the glass and stood up out of her chair but she could have a condition like mine, you never know. Anyway thank you both for entertaining me all these years and helping me laugh on my super bad pain days! I would just lay in bed with my heat pad binging your videos. All the love to you both.♡♡

[@anyalaASMR]

I have EDS (which I’m assuming you also have) and I completely agree

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

I think most people with actual disabilities wouldn't be crazily charging through glass doors

[@leilanilamour5173]

New subscriber here- this channel is pure gold. I never knew how entertaining scooter videos could be. Ethan and Hila are so charming and can seemingly make any subject they present interesting. Keep up the great work 😎👍🏼

[@Ridley369]

Have you watched their "Ethan and Hila" channel too? :) There's so much pure comedy genius there, as well! XD

[@leilanilamour5173]

Ridley369 Thanks! I will totally check it out! 😎👍🏼

[@i.i.iiii.i.i]

And you have to subscribe to the original h3 podcast channel and the h3h3productions channel

[@jictapus8559]

welcome to the family

[@PatrickVRegan]

Let the scooter section be a staple of the show. I laugh my butt of each time. You are hilarious talking about scooter people.

[@Scutbukett]

I remember one time my Nan drove her scooter directly into a pole

[@krillin6]

How was the funeral?

[@nexxarb6818]

krillin6 nooooo😂😂😂

[@Scutbukett]

krillin6 great, they had pretzels 🥨

[@mandystanford3309]

The lady on the highway happened here in Memphis! Welcome to Tennessee 🤣🤣🤣

[@symenterpstra514]

Rainforest: literally burning Ethan: SCOOTERS!!!!

[@njd4291]

The dog on the beach video is my favorite. Just made my day that you guys watched this

[@zachstolpa6521]

Scooter people have taken that Patrice Wilson shaped place in Ethan’s heart

[@DcJensen]

I actually see what you mean. What if we can find Patrice Wilson riding a scooter? I think we'd break Ethan.

[@itsmitsuki7041]

The last clip got me dying 😂

[@dozermox9785]

The age to buy a scooter should be 60+ unless you have a disability. Doesn't count if you are obese

[@DeployTheDRS]

People who are obese should be persuaded to get a bit more active instead of being offered something which just decreases their fitness.

[@dozermox9785]

@@DeployTheDRS exactly it's the easy way out and most of them take it

[@MatureGaming123456789]

They're for the frail, not the whale

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

DeployTheDRS it’s not actually that simple I mean, yes, it is ENTIRELY their fault for getting to the point that they did, but once you go over a certain weight your bones and joints can no longer support themselves Even your organs are being crushed by fat So we can say “why don’t obese people exercise?”, but the answer is.. they really can’t It’s physically dangerous for them to move about with all that extra weight, so at least mobility scooters help them get out of the house Now.. if they scoot on over to KFC and eat a bucket of chicken on the scooter... But seriously, it isn’t that simple Yes, they got themselves there, but so do smokers, alcoholics, drug abusers, etc Like these people cry from standing up because doing so is literally destroying their body It’s heart breaking Maybe instead of screaming exercise in their face we should.. I dunno, be campaigning to make healthier foods cheaper and more accessible since the majority of obesity falls into people of lower middle or lower socioeconomic class?

[@endlesummer_]

Emmett DonkeyDoodle facts

[@FoxRacingGaming]

The ad before this video was "eZwheels mobility scooters" XD Im dying

[@LuxioV2]

BACK IT UP TERRY! 😂 stuff of legend, without a doubt the best scooter video I refuse to believe otherwise

[@xdanielx2]

You know the alien guy meme? Imagine same thing just with ethan and scooters

[@CanadianBongRipper]

Thank you so much for making me laugh Ethan. Some shit just happened and I had a huge panic attack and I was overwhelmed with horrible thoughts. Your video put a smile on my crying face, I love you Ethan keep doing what you do best!

[@maxhess3151]

I freaking can't get enough of these scooter videos.

[@kelseyvick8567]

My search history is 1/2 scooter people

[@Maks-tc5sc]

18:58 😂 "She gets shot dead.... nah im kidding"

[@paleobo]

Just got a scooter ad before this vid, *time to join the gang*

[@kylekjerstad7123]

Fireworks guy wanted to relive his wartime PTSD

[@faderpie]

Nobody: Ethan: *sCoOtEr pEoPle*

[@choffman9915]

I'm really loving these scooter people segments.

[@jessaengelmann]

That dog video has always been my favorite video of all time and no one knows it 😂😭im crying laughing thank you ahhhhhahha

[@lightninlarry8936]

I cant get enough of these scooter segments

[@BitcoinJake09]

Ethen should start a scooter insurance company with the only stipulation being the claim has to be on video so he can upload it and make money on it :p

[@meadowfrance]

That last clip was insane and hilarious, I mean it's probably sad because she might have dimentia or something, but it's just too fucking funny and adorable to watch her zooming down the interstate in her white hat

[@GoingGreenification]

"I'm a Mariokart."- Ethan Klein, 2019

[@thatchickencat4562]

And that lady needed mushrooms😂

[@Ratpoisonbean]

“Put it in reverse Terry!” FUCK IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@barreldreamz7852]

13:47 That dude is smokin a doobie before his mobility scooter race 🤗🤗🥴🥴

[@supejc]

Just turned on notifications in anticipation for more of this Scooter Saga. Good work Ethan, Keep it up. Proud of you.

[@octoberlockheart9686]

Some people can only stand or walk for short periods of time! It’s not all black and white, Ethan :(

[@cam-tv5rb]

The amount of scooter and mobility commercials I'm getting is absurd 😭😂😂

[@nexxarb6818]

I just want someone to look at me the way Ethan looks at these scooter vids😩😤

[@BCrox88]

"guess she did the wozzie wipeout" lmaooooooo

[@BethanyNash]

Can confirm old lady in the street is southern. The clip is from Memphis where I live. We can't believe it either 🙃

[@lisarangitsch9065]

"Back it up terry" is my favorite interwebs find.

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

I was laughing my ass off imagining Stephan Hawking having an electric wheelchair race in my anatomy class years ago and people thought I was insane. It's hilarious!

[@spencerchase8328]

Once had a person lose control of their scooter in a grocery store I worked in. No joke slammed into a display of wine bottles at full speed and glass flew everywhere including the salad bar.

[@Wolfpaw754]

I remember seeing the one when the guy falls down the elevator, it was hilarious

[@FukUNerd]

It's like something out of a cartoon

[@codybarlik4524]

It’s so fucked but god damn it’s so funny, I hope I die in a manner that brings joy to others!

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

Yeah I memba😂🤔

[@backinboliet2081]

Can you send a link to the video?

[@jeremygarcia25]

No fucks given as he yeets himself into the shadow dimension

[@torurk]

Hearing Dan laugh from far away is just priceless

[@wredesmod]

I can't lie, this is definitely me when I'm driving

[@mythiccosmetics9795]

This series is great! Scooter People Conspiracy Theories would be next level

[@noahlowery1967]

Ethan gets more sadistic every episode lmao

[@Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

omg i'm so glad you're still talking about scooters. the last segment left me hanging, like i wanted more mobility mary and crazy scooter videos!!! I'M SO HAPPY

[@Nuphs8]

I literally can't believe the last lady

[@Squeaxx]

I have been searching for more scooter vids since these videos lol I can’t get enough

[@JDlup]

I want to swan dive into a wood chipper after this video

[@austino5083]

The fact that the ads I get to these scooter videos are for scooters hahaha i love the KZbin algorithm

[@thugmorantDUDE]

This should just be his channel now.

[@morales69]

i watch these scooter highlights every couple of months just to feel something. papa bless

[@morales69]

im back

[@breadfan_85]

Is the car lady calling the scooter lady "Aunt Jemima?" 🤣 EDIT: Nevermind I think she's just calling her "Mama."

[@Marina-cq2yt]

the video with Terry and the fireworks make me laugh so hard I can't breathe I seriously almost passed out jesus

[@justyourlocalstan3110]

Ethan's gonna be the best old man ever 🤣🤣😆😂

[@kschulze12]

I remember going to disney world when I was in 7th grade and being amazed by how many seemly young, healthy people were roaming the park in those devil go karts

[@insomniousluci2931]

I don’t know why I am trying to be a voice of reason here but felt the need to say this anyway: maybe people ride scooters because they can’t walk for long periods of time. My grandparents both got to a point where they would get the scooters at the grocery store because yes they could walk but after a few minutes of continuous walking they would be in pain so they would just get on the scooter. Idk though scooter people still be crazy lol

[@jaxo5679]

I love how sometimes ethan can't form sentences "idk where's everybody, its just her" hahahaha

[@KATinBLACK]

I still haven’t gotten used to Ethan saying “scooter” when I always called em “rascals” Name fits better cuz look at the people that ride em

[@ChristinaI]

Rename the segment to Scooter Rascals.

[@ktmcgoogle7927]

These clips are my absolute favourite on the Internet. I have but too be fair a lot of people aren't entirely immobile. They just struggle with it sometimes

[@MooSaidChicken]

Ethan there are people that have severe disabilities that can walk for short distances, but still use wheelchairs or scooters.

[@reo.-.9221]

MooSaidChicken yeah Ethan dissing on people who use scooters made me uncomfortable honestly, some people have medical problems or injuries that aren’t observable at first glance. This whole scooter theme is slowly turning me away from the channel idk I might just skip these

[@quietbox2627]

And there are also lazy people who dont need them and take advantage of shit

[@lm9382]

yeah.. I love this podcast but I just had to skip that part. My aunt had cancer and now it's really hard for her to walk. She can walk for short distances though, maybe to grab something or get in her car.

[@zacharywood9416]

MooSaidChicken okay but if they’re a menace to society it doesn’t matter 👀 Act right and nobody cares why you’re in the chair

[@TamTamCarey]

The fact that the lady hits the glass door and it says "do the mozzie wipeout" has me deaddd🤣🤣🤣

[@tawkirrahaman2022]

scooter episodes are like minecraft episodes

[@NessaWyvern]

New Zealand has been infected with Scooter people too now. We had a police chase in Timaru, a scooter person just kept running from the cop. He had some pretty good evasive moves too