My Greatest Fear.

[@maddyg1998]

Ethan talking about losing his family and Dan just vibing to the music made me laugh so hard

[@breezeblocks307]

I was losing my mind I was laughing so hard

[@htownali]

💀

[@KatieMoe]

Ethan killed me when he was dancing saying horrible shit 😂

[@StevieGirl57]

Crying laughing at work because of it 🤣

[@Cynthia-uv8ug]

Me too! And then “way to bring the mood down AB!” 🤣

[@lilsomething2843]

Ethan was worried about his buddy being in debt lol "you are?..."

[@xoxokatie.9359]

Lmao I noticed that too ! I love Ethan !!!

[@SevenHunnid]

When i look at the top & see all the succesful people.. there is NO mexicans 😩I review weed products on my KZbin channel .. tryna make it out💯..

[@lilsomething2843]

@@SevenHunnid i just subbed to your channel, carnal

[@texascrystal]

@@SevenHunnid i like bud! Subscribed. See what's up.

[@Dancingsushi911]

@@SevenHunnid I subbed even if I don’t smoke anymore lol

[@1dlecap]

I was Dan when growing up. I used to get awful anxiety as a child when I thought about how big the universe was. Sometimes I would cry myself to sleep with how insignificant we are.

[@paragon92]

Bro I've been avoiding this picture for years now and you put in the thumbnail!?

[@treemarie3080]

Fr mega nightmare fuel

[@ellieclaromorales]

that’s kinda the point

[@sw8228]

Its just momo. Be not afraid

[@princessleech999]

it’s not even scary or real

[@sarahsalyer8626]

Same I know it’s kind of a meme but it scares me so much I don’t know why 😭😂😂

[@gabrielle9412]

I kinda actually love dans fear because I feel the opposite. I’m terrified of dying by mortal means - falling, stabbing, being shot, drowning, cancer. The idea that instead I’ll die by some great force completely out of the control of my insignificant existence - I find that beautiful. I always thought being able to see a cosmic disaster right before it happens would be so incredible. There’s no anxiety, just inevitability.

[@Leanimal]

I found the Thanos stan

[@LetsMakeItOfficial69]

Perfectly balnced

[@imjustapancake3188]

This!! That’s exactly how I feel

[@gabrielle9412]

@@Leanimal would rather chew on glass than sit through a marvel movie, but I get what you mean I think ✨

[@sithisdawnsend2730]

Okay, No Man's Sky

[@Hambonehoven]

The amount of times Zach says ‘it’s the fluttering’ with utter disdain is killing me.

[@BobsTheBuild3r]

Ethan was ready to pay off Sean’s debt for a second there 😂

[@mayrar8909]

Please do a VR experience with everyone conquering their fears!

[@joespagnola9253]

conquering debt in VR

[@gremlin3447]

@@joespagnola9253 I would play that

[@joespagnola9253]

@@gremlin3447 losing a family member in VR

[@gremlin3447]

@@joespagnola9253 I didn’t need VR to play that

[@joshlynechapoose9292]

Ohhhh that would be a good episode! I hope they see this comment and consider it that would be dope!

[@meghannholmes1413]

Sean, I was bit by a copper head baby when i was 11 on vacation in Virginia! I stepped on it when we first got to the house we were renting, it released all of its venom into my leg. we almost had to amputate it. they had to fly out a snake specialist to make antivenom for me. worst experience of my life. stay safe bestiee

[@meghannholmes1413]

as dan put it the snake dumped its whole load into me

[@Stixurmom]

I knew a guy who's arm was half dissolved because a copperhead bit him when he was like 8. They are scary snakes! Sorry that happened to you.

[@gracelinnO3O]

I totally feel Dan on his fear. I've had many terrible nightmares of the world ending. I love watching stuff about space but it equally frightens me lol.

[@rosaartemis]

That picture in the thumbnail.... can we just analyze WHY it is so terrifying? What exactly makes it so deadly? Its just big eyes and a weird face shape... but i cant really look at it without pooping my pants. What do you guys think why that is?

[@heavionix2918]

It’s the uncanny valley. If you don’t know what that, google it. Basically it’s something that has familiar traits to something, but something is just off enough for it to be creepy

[@kaleandeignan23]

It’s called “momo” I remember it being a big thing where children would download an app and this “momo” thing would give you tasks to do until you eventually harm yourself until death. It’s pretty messed up. Primary schools (Elementary schools) in my area had to notify parents about the app. The actual momo face is taken from a Japanese piece of art. If you Google momo Japanese art piece you’ll see it and you’ll realise it looks pretty stupid

[@dove4881]

@@kaleandeignan23 It was a hoax lmao

[@Dimentio]

@@dove4881 obv?

[@dove4881]

@@Dimentio the guy above stated it as if there was actually an app and as if kids were actually harmed

[@zabetheli1]

It's the Ethan and Dans dance to dark fears that was the highlight to this podcast ep for me.

[@Lauren_3000]

Mine is kind of niche but drowning by being trapped under ice. I've seen it in TV shows and movies where they go onto a frozen lake or something and fall through the ice, and drown because they can't find the gap again and are trapped under the ice. And I know this wouldn't actually happen to me irl because I wouldn't go on a frozen lake but the thought of it is really scary.

[@isaiasmmmmm2784]

Same I saw a video of a daughter who watched her mom go for a quick dip in a frozen river but it was moving too fast and immediately it took her far away from the hole they made in the ice.

[@charlottecasey]

My fear is being lost out at sea. The utter hopelessness of it, fills me with anxiety.

[@lizzayliz84]

Ian should get tested for REM behavior disorder. My ex bf acted out his dreams, and it can definitely be scary.

[@karla.worldwide]

@Virginia Salomon oh my god.... they could have included that in the american song in the beginning lol

[@y02nira]

Man that thumbnail freaks me out so bad, i had to cover the screen with my hand lol

[@hazely6076]

I could lisent to Dan talking all day long…🥰

[@sammyinbrooklyn]

He’s dreamy and smart. I love Dan.

[@sunflower1324]

Same !

[@imjustapancake3188]

Listenti

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@sammyinbrooklyn Ian and Dan are beautiful tbh

[@LaLaBlahBlahh]

I used to be petrified of dogs as a little kid and did exposure therapy. It honestly changed my life!! I could not go to a park or walk on the street if there was a single dog (no matter the breed or size etc). I went from that to having a German shepherd as our family dog who I loved in my teens and owning a Burmese mountain dog who was my best friend. Seriously… wish I could go back and do it sooner so I didn’t miss out on so much as a kid. In all seriousness I really recommend it to anyone who’s life is actually impacted by a phobia

[@ee5647]

I’m dying laughing at Ethan taking the Wendy stance to let one rip in the middle of the episode 🤣🤣🤣

[@llamadice1]

Is it just me or is Dan far and away the most in tune with the real world

[@opeth7021]

for sure.

[@WetTipss]

Probably because he is easily thr most intelligent.

[@cjtherou4427]

It's funny Ethan said getting cancer, losing your house because thats exactly what happened to my family. Started having financial issues in 2008 after some a-hole convinced my dad to refinance the house making it difficult for them to keep up with the mortgage then in 2011 my mom was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer, the stress of dealing with finances, cancer, and other medical issues tore my family apart. My mom and i moved out around 2013-2014 and luckily were able to rent a place from a relative for a fair price that we could afford with her disability check. She's had a whole host of other medical issues as well so if it wasnt cancer, it was a cervical spinal fusion, streptococcus pneumonia, a blood clot in her heart (caused by the cancer medication she was supposed to take for the rest of her life), etc. My dad had his medical issues too and had to go on disability as well and idk if y'all know this but it's difficult to raise a family of 3 kids, 2 adults on disability, especially when they were very embarrassed that they needed help to take care of their family, even tho they seperated and my one sister and i lived with mom while my other sis lived with dad they still combined finances and helped each other as much as they could, we eventually got snap, after months of waiting for the application to be approved and then they give you backpay for the months it was pending but its like you realize we have to eat regularly and can't just not eat for 4 months then eat 4 months worth of food when we do get paid, that also is when hurricane irene happened so things got held up even more, we live by the jersey shore. I remember typing a letter that my mom wrote to chris Christie telling him she understands about the hurricane but we still need to eat and had been waiting since long before the hurricane, telling him she had been working since she was 14 and never needed or wanted help but she can't work and is doing what she needs to to take care of her family. There were other fucked up things that happened during those years, my family dealing with addiction, alcoholism, and worsening mental health issues as well because thats what happens when you stretch yourself far beyond what you're mentally capable of and we all extended ourselves far beyond what we could, dealt with it well at the time then when you exit survival mode you fall far and deep into your own mind. The thing ethan said that got me started on my rant was that a mortgage is a good debt because it only is for as long as you can afford it and in America anything can happen in the 30 years before you pay it off, my parents wanted to own that house evntually, my dad was making 100k a year at the time he was making the most, my mom worked part time while taking care of us full time, no matter how financially secure you think you are you can just get really unlucky and find yourself a widow, still with a host of medical issues with nothing but a measily social security check that certainly doesn't last the whole month like my poor mother. I'm 22 now and i live with my mom, i worked at an Amazon warehouse for a year, we were doing well for a while able to get an apartment together then covid came around and she is obviously very immunocompromised, i worked for a while longer but amazon is as bad as they say it is, at least my warehouse was since it was known for being the most productive one on the east coast so despite what they say they certainly prioritize productivity over safety, especially from September/october to December and without covid it wears you down physically and emotionally, but my coworkers started getting sick left and right then they started dropping dead. My parents medical issues traumatized me so i was terrified of bringing it home to her, so i quit fulling intending to find another job the next month but now its over a year later and ive had so many issues i dont want to get into because this post is already so long and now my car broke down, the cat converter went bust and they told me it would be 3-5k to fix it but my brother in law told me they were scamming me so he's going to do it with his brother since his bro has a lift but its been taking forever for him to finish the car he was working on so he can start on ours, and i know i said i haven't worked but thats not entirely true, i was doing uber eats to get us through to the end of each month, we were barely subsisting and now without a car we're not subsisting....sorry i "trauma dumped" my life story here i didn't intend to but i dont get to talk about it a lot i guess so i just started typing and couldn't stop. Thanks for taking the time to read about my woes, if you did.

[@Dancingsushi911]

Hi CJ, I couldn’t find the words to say how strong and resilient you are

[@sez2863]

I read this whole thing and nearly cried. You’ve been through so much. I truly hope you can get out of this situation

[@cjtherou4427]

@@Dancingsushi911 Thank you for your kind words

[@cjtherou4427]

@@sez2863 Thank you for taking the time to read it

[@leannetaylor87]

🥲 can’t find the words sending you a big hug 🤗 hope things get better you and your family are so strong xxxx

[@raerodrigues9684]

“No one said copperhead” lmaoo

[@erinbeitlich7310]

My baby sister has shaken baby syndrome, the babysitter literally shook her. Her injuries caused 2/3 of her brain to essentially die/ stop forming, it’s caused her head to grow at a slower rate than the rest of her body. Be careful who you let watch and around your children because this woman was a close trusted family friend for many years. Those babies have such small chance of surviving and my baby sister is going to be 18 in about 6 months, she’s 1 in a billion. She is amazing! She goes to school, sings K-pop, talks to us in full sentences, she is SO FUNNY! She beat every single odd that was against her which were all of them even up to living at all. On another note, I’m glad you put this thought out. Without knowing it you spread awareness to this type of situation that is very much possible to happen! Thank you and also thank you for putting it in the lightest note while still being understood as something immensely serious and something that truly brings fear to others!

[@ohjacqueline3773]

Oh my god… Ethan’s delivery when he said “well.. I hope Lena doesn’t have cancer” @46:49 absolutely killed me 😩😭😂😂

[@heyhey_mikaikai]

I'm high right now, but I've never vibed more and had my deepest thoughts explained so concisely as Dan's fear 🤯

[@inthecutagain]

Yo the antics during Ethan’s answer killed me 😂😭

[@BloodMoonDream1]

It makes me so sad when people are scared of birds- Im so sorry y’all gotta miss the joy of these weird little dinosaurs in your life and i hope you get through it❤️

[@lucija0810]

I would like to see the crew discover their whole astrology chart in one episode or something like that, it would be so interesting to see! 🤩

[@Ethankleinismydad]

I would enjoy that !! Especially since Ethan doesn’t believe in that stuff im sure it would make for a great episode

[@thethoughtspot222]

I would love this! I know everyone’s sun signs but I wanna know all the placements💫

[@ferniebernie1603]

i feel seen bc i have an irrational fear of fish and no one in my life understands so thank you zach

[@Sixty_Five_Pronghorn]

My irrational fear is of severe weather, specifically severe thunderstorms/wind/tornadoes. I hate the loud, destructive nature of those things, as well as the fact that I can’t control them. I start to shiver a bit whenever I see a thunderhead on the horizon, and I pretty much flip shit if the tornado sirens start going off. It sucks especially because I otherwise love the great outdoors. But the thought of being trapped outside without a substantial shelter (by substantial shelter, I mean a house with a fully underground basement) during a severe thunderstorm just nauseates me. I want, so badly, to go on week-long hunting and camping trips, but I just can’t. I’m in my twenties but I’ll literally cry if I’m forced to drive through a thunderstorm.

[@BugBud]

I used to have this fear when I was younger. But as i got it older it totally turned into a fascination. Love watching the worst storms roll through. Not sure how that happened

[@sammyrockwell3377]

Bees are my big fear. I broke my wrist about 6 years ago trying to get away from a swarm of wasps, then a couple years ago I was mowing grass and mowed over a yellow jacket nest. I was taking my clothes off screaming in the street, they were everywhere on me. Those just messed me up when it comes to bees.

[@Karra__with_a_K]

I am the same way when it comes to Ethan. When it comes to discussing my fears or things that will make me really sad. I naturally deflect and go into my sense of humor.

[@johnrzepka2008]

The musical segment, that's my greatest fear

[@lucaviladrich2900]

That asteroid fact just gave me a deep peace of mind

[@knitwitchpgh]

23:23 not my cat freaking out at the sound of the cat bird video 😂😂

[@vt9967]

Congrats on the success of the Elton collab, Hila!! ❤

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Idk how Ab is able to annoy Ethan so much every episode

[@martinmena4625]

The first night my gf and I moved in I had a super loud screaming nightmare. Thankfully she was understanding and comforting. We laugh about it now.

[@kabukimanindahouse]

i'm scared of horses, because when i was little and tried to feed a pony it bit my damn hand. just the right height to get outta here

[@Dancingsushi911]

Did it nip your hand or CHOMP? 😳

[@award89]

I had one nip me a few years ago. Hell no

[@umpinkhi7785]

me too! i fell off a tennessee walker when i was young and hit a tree. he was a sweet horse and didn’t mean to knock me off, but now i can’t be around them

[@carlosczm2493]

My Bigest fear is every off the rails episode Ethan can get the podcast canceled for good

[@Wraiven22]

Zach the type of guy to clown on someone for their dumb fear of like, pickles or something, but then gets seriously pissed off when you make any kind of jokes about his 🥲

[@blinkrogue1344]

@TheAmishRifle or he has adhd

[@ashsvanlife]

When Hila singed: thats America to me…🎵😂😂👌👌👌👌

[@heatherfoust4760]

Dan dancing really took me out during Ethan’s

[@LDeutchman]

My mothers friend had a fear of birds so bad that we had drinking glasses that had birds on it and she freaked and refused to drink from those glasses. My fear is of height, I as a kid refused to walk up or down the fire escape at school and would run through the school snd meet the class at the flagpole after avoiding the fire escape. My teacher seemed to let it go, and allow me my fear. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Bruce Hornsby played with the GRATEFUL DEAD for two years, I saw him with the band. 👍🏼

[@umpinkhi7785]

something similar happened to me when i was in kindergarten my class was going downstairs and since i was too scared to i ran outside. ran around the whole school trying to find a way in until finally my little friend opened the door to let me in😅

[@sararoberts4082]

All the positive vibes to Lena ✨✨✨✨

[@breezeblocks307]

Dan dancing from side to side during ethans answer SENT ME lolololol

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

Ethan is looking good. It’s like the life came back into his body when she who shouldn’t be mentioned left his life. Looking skinnier too.

[@Maryamxoxo-s2z]

Love that for him ❤️

[@d4ryenne]

One of my few fears is that momo picture in the thumbnail, thanks guys!!

[@willc4596]

Ethan: Poisonous snake Me: IT'S VENOMOUS!

[@cyborgy3433]

Sam and Ian are so sweet💕💕💕 wish they talked and appeared more

[@LuiGTime]

Zack wouldn't survive a day in NYC with that fear, the pigeons are ruthless and bird shit is a genuine concern lol

[@Dvgteeth]

🎶 well, I hope Lena doesn’t have cancer ✨🎶 🕺 Fr tho sending love to her. That waiting is so scary.

[@mila9156]

ethan going ham on that america song

[@OhMyMirandaaa]

I wanna know where Hilas glasses are from. They’re perfect!

[@romancannibal244]

I have the same thing as Zach about birds but with buzzing flying stinging insects, it's called apiphobia and is focused on bees and wasps but for me it also extends to moquitos, horseflies, etc. Its the worst with wasps for me.

[@vyloznik]

DAN I have the same. It keeps me awake at night knowing everything could theoretically just cease to exist at any minute

[@erinzini]

my mom is the same way about birds. it's the fluttering wings that really gets her

[@DrewGarland]

Bro, I didn't realize that I've been watching H3 for this long after seeing Sean in this episode. 😭 I lowkey feel old.

[@Jvich]

Ethan is stressing me out this segment he’s weighing between uninterested and confused every 5 seconds 😩

[@essie3066]

was momo necessary

[@umpinkhi7785]

let her live her life

[@amberfontan7605]

zachs fear of birds fluttering is exactly how i feel with butterflies!!! i was in the exact same situation but at a butterfly house that my mom wanted to go to lmao

[@vt9967]

When my mom was a kid, she slept walked/ran through a second floor window

[@TristanN317]

Did she die?

[@vt9967]

@@TristanN317 hah almost!

[@MrXilemo]

@@vt9967 her sleep demons couldn't even take her out your moms a badass. Glad she's all good

[@SarahJeanCole]

Is Ian's nightmares stress related??? That's what it sounds like. All my love from Michigan ❤️

[@leenahadd4549]

“ death” ? No “ dept”😂😂

[@1Dubbelman]

I used to sleepwalk, as a kid. Apparently I got it from my grandmother, she would set the entire table while sleeping, except... In a place where there was no table 😂. So a whole floor full of cutlery and dinnerware☺️. Anyway, I would fall asleep in my parents bed and they'd tell me to go to my bed and I'd do it while still asleep. One time my brother thought it was funny to film me and kind of get in my way while I was sleepwalking... Bad idea☺️. He said I shoved him to the wall so aggressively, like with all my kid strength. My gf says I still get up sometimes and talk like I'm giving a speech or something, but it's usually gibberish.

[@shalhu5]

I have the exact same fear as Zack. I always attributed it to feeling like if it did come at my head, and I swatted it out of the air I would crush it’s bones. But the fluttering gives me chills and I never thought about that.

[@drewmclaren2322]

As a Canadian zach’s fear of geese is completely rational

[@lemoncarr2599]

As someone being terrorized by my fathers birds, Zach is valid. They won’t stop pecking my head

[@tylerhackner9731]

Biggest fear is missing out on this channel

[@LegendaryBrandon1]

Hila looks hot

[@samayanuqayti6150]

Change the thumbnail please

[@si_quest]

Hila kinda looks like Ethan’s mom no?

[@ellavaplatos933]

Ian's experience sounds fkning terrifying.

[@nikolasspring]

To be fair to zack; pidgins and crows are crazy smart animals; and other birds like hawks and eagles could kill a human if they wanted to or worked in numbers

[@imjustapancake3188]

Here’s my three fears; 1. The ocean, water, lakes. I’ll go swimming but my body is in shock the whole time bc water is fucking terrifying. I hate huge bodies of water, beautiful but so dangerously spooky. 2. I’m scared when I die I won’t see my family nor ancestors, and past pets. I want to see them all again, I miss them so much. What will I do if I never see them again? I must see them again. And I know I will. 3. Having a crazy human rape and murder me. I’m so terrified of people, they’re scary. Spirits are better than people honestly. I’m so scared to get murdered by some fuck nut going insane.

[@Stephaii]

WHY THAT THUMBNAIL GUYS 😭

[@hotman718]

The dancing with the happy music while talking about horrible and depressing things was hilarious

[@logano1878]

Zachary got some tism in him

[@muchachogrande2019]

Dude my sister in law has a best friend that looks so much like Momo it's crazy. She's terrifying.

[@andreacortez7899]

The fucken jehovas witness tangent killed me😩

[@Leanimal]

I always sleep walk the craziest when I’m sleeping in new places with new people, so I don’t blame Ian.

[@sammisoulenovamessina8030]

I should not have watched this while trying to go to bed 😂 Dan unlocked a new fear of mine lol thanks

[@sammyinbrooklyn]

Me too. Can’t sleep. Bad choice.

[@slomocheetah]

This clip is so funny right off the bat with sean saying debt

[@charliehockey78]

19:11 owls in the 4th kind movie would freak Zack out to no end !!

[@Pjamas00]

Zach's phobia perfectly describes mine as well... I got traumatised by a Blue crowned pigeon as a toddler. I swear that fucker was speaking to me and i got so freaked out. I was screaming and crawling up my mom like a tree trunk. The amount of times I flinched in public or took the long way home to avoid them.

[@mattklem]

Fucking Ethan’s pigeon impression is life

[@LaLaBlahBlahh]

I feel so bad for cam but something about him going ape on a wall in the first week of Sam living with him and him trying to make a good first impression of their lives together is cracking me up 🤣

[@Snurple02]

ian

[@carndawg]

Birds freak me out too. They're so damn smart, so you never know what they're going to do. I used to work at a pet store and there was a bird there that I made friends with, and she wanted to mate with me and started pulling out her feathers, so that doesn't help either.

[@thedouglaspodcast]

1:31 when your mom actually died of cancer and your dad paid almost a quarter of a million (WITH INSURANCE) dollars in medical bills 🙃🙃🙃

[@thedouglaspodcast]

And she died in 2004 🙃 October 13, 2004 to be exact. RIP mom.

[@UncleKikiOfficial]

I was watching this at night and had a full blown anxiety attack over the existentialism topic 🙃🥲

[@TexasFatty]

I’m cracking up on ethans fear.. not the actual fear but the dancing and up beat music 😂😂😂 then ab coming in 😂😂

[@Meatball29743]

Ethan being Jewish and not knowing what JEHOVAH means is the funniest part of this

[@Jexxmeko]

Not that thumbnail 😭😂😅

[@laplumemobile]

They should've hit AB with the record scratch when he derailed Ethan at the end

[@duh-lyla639]

A ‘shoebill stork’ is a scary bird, truthfully I would’ve preferred not knowing what it looked like

[@honeygirlryn236]

I used to be superstitious like Zach, but once I became an atheist I was able to let go of all my belief in mysticism. I used to be scared of ghosts and what not, but once I decided to be atheist or was like, okay none of that is real.

[@user-vm6mw5xw7o]

same

[@winkus3720]

hello i’m hopped up on meds from a surgery and the song in the beginning of this video is really good can someone help me find it or drop the link😁😁😁😇

[@Stupiidstoner]

I feel like zach as a baby had a close encounter with a bird, nothing bad even just landing near him or something giving him this instilled fear in the flapping of the wings.

[@Stupiidstoner]

Which would make sense with pigeons crows and seagulls being the worst for him

[@TheReeShow]

Birds are unpredictable so it's actually a rational fear that maybe we don't understand how to rationalise