Hacker and The Slacker

[@TheGrayMysterious]

-Jerma has to be stealthy -Ster's interface is overly complex -Jerma has to rely on Ster to give him directions and point out enemies You couldn't *pray* for a better comedic setup than this.

[@SuperCatfire]

-jerma has to aim

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

This game's character has surprisingly realistic reactions to getting shot with a gun...

[@OzzyOzrock]

Jerma: SNACK MACHINE! STARA: Keep going forward, no snack machine. Jerma: Which one? (referring to doors) STAR: Snickers! SNICKERS! *SNICKERS!* so good i love you two

[@redrose3575]

+William Waffle F.U.C.K.I.N.G.

[@RockLegend2A]

How does one sit and fuck at the same time?

[@roetemeteor]

+RockLegend2 Skill

[@RodrigoTheHappyDog]

+RockLegend2 Quite easily actually.

[@ratthew86]

+OzzyOzrock good one

[@FriendofaFriend-l5f]

This game is the baby of Metal Gear Solid and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

[@AGrayPhantom]

Do you know what it's called? Is it on Steam?

[@FriendofaFriend-l5f]

AGrayPhantom No, I don't know.

[@beenoc]

+AGrayPhantom Clandestine. The Steam link is in the description.

[@AGrayPhantom]

+beenoc Thanks mate! mo Jerma must have put the link in afterwards ^_^;

[@wisdom_save]

+Super Seal I would say more metal gear solid and black hat oculus.

[@KingDrew]

2:30 WRONG COORDINATES! HE'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO BRONGO BONGO! NOT TANGO BANGO

[@alip82]

Lol

[@cartilover23_]

my name

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

Coordinates! Coordinates, Bringo Bongo!

[@weiwu1442]

This new Life is Strange episode has really taken a more technological turn.

[@AGrayPhantom]

Life is Strange 2, Episode 2.

[@pizzapoosta]

THROW THE FUCKIN PHOTO SO WE CAN GET OUTTA THIS SHIT

[@pokernik5663]

+Kris A no memes thou

[@jknintendo]

+delta38vader How is it not original? I thought it was pretty original as there are no other comments.

[@cosmodewit]

+delta38vader oh the irony

[@MrCrossa]

Good ol' Sterma. Never gets old. Ever. EDIT: Holy shit, the door segment had me in stitches.

[@RickJaeger]

+MrCrossa this scooby doo shit.

[@SgerbwdGwyn]

+MrCrossa The door segment? You mean all 9:51 of it?

[@Niallmchuuugh]

+Ricky Jaeger Wow, never seen a comment so accurate before. Well played sir.

[@p1tz0n16]

+ArraySix the first like 4 minutes wasn't door segment..

[@clonedelta22]

+Ricky Jaeger More like the ending of the first Matrix movie when Neo is running from agents and getting instructions on the phone. Neo even fucks up and tries to go right when told to go left.

[@zwillis9112]

7:44 Star: "Right door! Right Door!" Jerma: *Turns left*

[@Arkonoid404]

8:09 Jerma's last stand... "Just page him! Page this guy!"

[@Bonk4Me]

Beautiful double-tap by the officer there

[@elderbob4852]

It's been awhile since a jerma & ster classic...

[@elderbob4852]

Hikaru Saito shut the fuck up.

[@hikarusaito7850]

Elderbob I will always find you.

[@Slinkz93]

Nothing is more stealthy than bright red dyed hair.

[@meh5812]

what hair?

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

@@meh5812 Fake hair everywhere.

[@readyRick]

Nothing is more stealthy than four green glowing dots on your face

[@RestitutorEuropa]

That’s feminism for you

[@NukaCola514]

@@RestitutorEuropa What? Lol

[@TheSonicShoe]

so, this game looks buggy, and low budget, but it actually is a pretty cool idea.

[@doyoulikeworms3151]

I love that no matter how shitty a game is, Jerma and Ster always find a way to amuse themselves.

[@yeet4873]

Well you know how they say, "Where is Tompkins, where is coleslaw, here I am..."

[@Cheesycat501]

+Senor Cardgage When you find a lemon cart, physically assault the owner and steal his lemons to make sweet lemonade.

[@shutereye2634]

+Chee -Z Made my afternoon xD

[@SwordArmRecords]

+Senor Cardgage This game is pretty good apparently. Mostly Pos on steam store

[@waytoofr35h24]

+Senor Cardgage The concepts of the game are amazing, but the game itself isn't perfect, probably a newer dev team.

[@Kaiju_Inc]

Fun Fact: I got this game because of this video and only now- SEVEN YEARS LATER I finally played it... 'S pretty good.

[@MohamedSayed-wp3fv]

This game is actually pretty good and fun to play with friends.

[@DiscountOstrich]

The game looks actuallly pretty cool

[@balob]

if Jerma was in the Matrix, the movie would end in like 20 minutes.

[@AGrayPhantom]

Everyone falls their first time.

[@the_rabidsquirel]

"He's about to go through the door, he's walking through the door, no, he, his, his pathing is bad, he couldn't do it." I was laughing so hard at that part. XD

[@Tylermike75]

My goodness...how can EVERY VIDEO on this channel be fantastic?! Jerma, you and Star are absolutely amazing. You never fail to make the most hilarious videos on KZbin. I've been watching for 2 to 3 years now and I don't think I'll ever stop loving your videos, keep up the great work!

[@jerrycan1756]

Job Diary: Day 32 After working here for a few weeks, IT has gotten quite routine. Now that I have my desk hammer, there are few problems needing my attention, so I just spend all day messing with Bonzi. My computer has developed a strange bug, however. My mouse and keyboard each grow hands and rifle through my e-mails. I was so confused that a lump of lead appeared in my brain and I woke up in the hospital. I'll ask my boss about this later.

[@bhawktech]

woah, a jerma video with star what year is it

[@JaggerIsBurritos]

2020

[@legoluke2000]

+dipp I Think we teleported back to 2014

[@stationshelter]

+HammerMC da year is three-thousand thirty

[@DonutCopperOnline]

1984

[@gardenoir6176]

+dipp The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The Rock Paper Scissors metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

[@CreepsMcPasta]

What a treat to wake up to :DD

[@SuperCompany007]

2:10 "Daddy is coming it's called shit. I'm not hiding." What the fuck subtitles

[@Qatch7]

Another classic. Seriously, how is Jerma not more popular?

[@dustinsaunders314]

Cause proper marketing is hard

[@diegoc8774]

+Brian Schrader there are a few youtubers that get consistent views of 200k+ at 500k subs, many ytbers have 1mil+ subs and only have 50k views on average, shows he does not advertise his channel like others, also shows his consistency in his works

[@dustinsaunders314]

Well that's true it matters how good your fans are not how many subs you have. But it is a lot more helpful in growth with more subs understandably

[@diegoc8774]

Dustin Saunders the difference between jerma and other big youtubers is that the fans like his qualities as in person, rather than the content he puts out, so no matter what kind of contents he will always get a good view to sub ratio, youtubers such kootra are no where near as entertaining and ppl only go for contents, hence he gets much more views on certain vids

[@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort]

Jerma isn't interested in money or fame and only does this as a hobby

[@mia_bentzen]

why are the guards danish... there are almost never any danish characters in games. well, except for the shitty danish ones.

[@mrmasteroflego]

Well it is the Danish goverment they break in to

[@mia_bentzen]

XxX_MlG_FaZe_ScOUt_xXx it's still really rare to see danish speaking characters

[@magnusjensen5765]

+Oliver Bentzen I mean, it's pretty good voice acting

[@Rhezurection]

+Oliver Bentzen Logic Arts (The game creators) is also a Danish company.

[@mia_bentzen]

Rhezurection not a big surprise

[@flamingorange8857]

Everytime Jerma uploads a video a unicorn is born

[@ttv0]

They must be endangered then

[@gunshuriken]

+ttv0 savage

[@ManOfZonk]

I laughed so hard when Jerma missed every shot on the guy and was like "gotem"

[@beanme100]

I can see myself re-watching this video a lot in the future. Congrats on Half-Mil subs btw!

[@softdroid1655]

have u rewatched it recently?

[@bearman_1826]

You have to listen to my calls, Samir!

[@LenkyLad]

the new Watchdogs 2 beta is looking promising

[@9mar875]

I will sincerely miss Jerma and Ster, i hope they will be able to reforge their relationship. The jokes that came from these two will be remembered

[@lampsundae]

sucks that it was literally because Jerma missed a fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS session that they aren't friends lmao

[@ahoy_11]

Sterma is back bby

[@fourteenants]

It was a prank all along. Gotem

[@BearHawkful]

goteem

[@sharpiefumes]

The funny part about the first clip is that star’s meme pager had absolutely nothing to do with jerma ignoring the tutorial message and walking straight in

[@dleon646]

Jerma. What happened to Scare Saturdays? those were fun

[@theiceguy3896]

I agree but maybe grandpa should play a scare Saturday?

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

+The_Ice_Guy1 I dunno.. He is old.

[@dman09629]

+The_Ice_Guy1 YAASSSSS

[@strikerforce2495]

Or what happened to this channel!

[@panchoantonetti5057]

+D Leon They were always my favorites.

[@jjyeewk]

Imagine Star being the guy telling people in the Matrix how to get to the phoneline, "Okay there's going to be a bunch of agents in the next room, kill them all, headshots!"

[@helperinokripperino8885]

Oh god this game is in danish AND they have my first name? Fuck.

[@THESUPERSTRIKERGAMES]

Danish? i think you mean spanish :v

[@casperschwerin8138]

Actually, it takes place in Sweden. When Jerma logged on to the PC, the company was called "Slottsholmen industries" or whatever. Slotsholmen is an actual part of Stockholm, which is also the name of an employee according to the e-mails

[@mrmasteroflego]

+Casper Schwerin actually it takes place in Denmark since its the Danish goverment you have to break in to

[@ArtAdmire]

+Striker No, it was definitely Danish. During the door segment of the video the guards say "Jeg er blevet skudt" multiple times, which means "I've been shot" in Danish. But at the start of the video, I assumed it was Spanish as well, because Jerma and Ster were too loud for me to hear what the people in game were saying.

[@sonikku956]

+Monica Valentine The first part of the game wasn't in Danish.

[@Dollcis]

The game is called Clandestine on steam if anyone's wondering.

[@keepitclean1293]

Wash_Hogs 2: Wash Harder

[@BonziBUDDY]

*insert quote from video here* *arbitrary XD face here*

[@DJstarrfish]

+BonziBUDDY *insert comment complaining about originality of previous comment*

[@your_buddy_ryan]

+Myconix *Insert white knight defense of original comment here*

[@bapanada]

*Insert comment complaining about something idk I'm fucking tired please kill me*

[@your_buddy_ryan]

***** Hello :D

[@DJstarrfish]

This comment chain is too meta for me.

[@BunniBuu]

This was AMAZING. Pleeease more of this game with ster!

[@friedchickenUSA]

BUT, THAT IS NOT THE WAy OF THE JERMA.

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

Sombra first-look gameplay

[@SuperCatfire]

"go right" (goes left)

[@amber.mp4]

READY FOR GROUNDHOG DAY, AGENT SMITH????? LMFAO

[@Pancaketophat]

This is actually a pretty badass idea for a game. ^^

[@exan8825]

Please do a part 2 on this, i have watched this over and over so many times

[@JackDuripper]

JERMAS BACK HEART ATTACK INBOUND!

[@nicolasjay8850]

500k omfg, by far my favorite channel. so glad that more people are recognizing your videos. keep up the great work :)

[@haydnmalyon7690]

Guys... That was a complete fucking disaster... Keep up the good work!

[@goopinpoopin172]

I love how conflicted the AI were with the pager it's like, "Intruder behind that box. But someone's furiously paging that pager. But the intruders right over there. But what's the deal with that pager?"

[@spoder22]

*Congrats on 500K Jerma!* (confetti) (noisemakers)

[@antongrier5242]

After all these years watching every Jerma video I still don't understand how he doesn't have like 10 million subs, he deserves more!

[@Tierdog]

rip star

[@RoryFrenn]

for a tiny studio this game is quite special.

[@AceInvader]

Oh god I died laughing please do more of this like that spy game

[@therampage5555]

Everytime I see a Jerma vid in my sub box, it makes me so fucking happy. Jerma, you sir, are fantastic, congrats on the 500k subs

[@CerebralVapor]

My sides plz help

[@BalgaBear]

Clandestine is really meant for two players who want to be a surveillance player, and an action player. I would say in the same Genre of "Keep talking and nobody explodes" game.

[@algernon7272]

Apparently this game has surprisingly good reviews on Steam. I can’t tell if this game is shit, or if Star and Jerma’s collective idiocy make it look that way.

[@machination2166]

8:12 I've watched this video so many times but I never noticed this reference to "Groundhog Day" until now

[@NikolajLepka]

wait the NPCs speak.... Danish? o.o

[@cakemanLHK]

+Nikolaj Lepka Jep

[@TheBostonRedsock]

+Tigrao Sass after 4:40

[@suspicioususer]

+Nikolaj Lepka Its because their in Daneland

[@nadirjofas3140]

+Jewmeat01 *they are

[@Claws0]

+Jewmeat01 Daneland? It's called Denmark you cretin.

[@S41tyPr3tz31]

Congrats on the 500,000 subs Jerma. c:

[@2Dtube1]

Is it just me, or does the girl you see at the start look like Jolyne from Jojo?

[@buzzerking]

+2Dtube1 Yea. A little bit.

[@2Dtube1]

***** Of all the people, Jojolion responds. I love it.

[@SpyGuysX]

+2Dtube1 not even close

[@CarbonJay-lm2]

+2Dtube1 That's bullshit, but i believe it.

[@buzzerking]

Johnny Bleu I'm hazy when it comes to Vento Aureo, but was that an actual translation or just an edit?

[@TheCameraBro]

That grenade bit floors me every time I see it lmfao

[@Kuleizy]

every game I see another youtuber play is boring..But jerma makes the game so funny

[@masonbutler7325]

Games description on the steam page: "Asymmetrical co-op allows one player to take the role of the spy while a friend provides OVERWATCH and assistance as the hacker, and unravel a post-Cold War espionage conspiracy." Some joke about Ster and Overwatch confirmed

[@evilhomer250]

The co-op in this game looks totally fun, this could be great, but it executed kinda poorly.

[@1bruce-]

Ster: I can only have 3 markers out at a time Jerma: It's fine Jerma: *tries to throw flashbang at two enemies, ends up hitting car he's hiding behind* Jerma: You gotta be kidding me *flashbang pops* 5:53 btw

[@BrewedSoupe]

Cant wait for the remake

[@FoifurYT]

"Are you ready for groundhog day Mr. Smith?"

[@blondie8372]

7:59 im i and idiot or are they speaking danish?

[@AnglosArentHuman]

+Gråskallen rutilus Game made by Danish company,and that part of the game happens on Stockholm,the first one is on [Spanish-speaking country,probably Mexico or Cuba,because reasons]

[@blondie8372]

wow ty

[@AnglosArentHuman]

Gråskallen rutilus no problem bratishka

[@MashieMutt]

+Captain Argentina What does Stockholm have to do with Denmark?

[@sockman385]

This is by far my favorite Jerma video right now.

[@goodmusicenthusiast9040]

I'm early! Let me make a joke: The Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

[@Outpost38C]

why

[@justaddsugar7456]

+Zully Moreno Looks like it took... Quite a FALL.

[@TurtleGalaxies]

+Zully Moreno good one

[@TeeworldsPaket]

Gratz on 500k subscribers Jerma! You really deserve them. Thank you for all the entertainment.

[@Jomster777]

I came early! :D ... ... ... Though she wasn't too happy about it. :/

[@CoogieSweater]

Original

[@adobewallhacks9489]

+STER Gaming Who else thought was Star_

[@d0ngus]

sounds like a debby downer quote

[@phoeniciandiaspora4584]

ha

[@nonokraan6567]

+STER Gaming Idiot.

[@kalskirata11]

I love jerma videos, they never fail to make me laugh my ass off, Jeremy please never stop being amazing!

[@miss.dannitiger]

8:40

[@gopro25]

Sooo.... 2:20 Notice the guard... He has a cigarette between his right hand's index and middle fingers during the gun battle. Then he dies. Still holding the cigarette.

[@IonMapping]

I'm early, lemme make a joke. Donald Trump.

[@Marksman2oo7]

+IonMapping name one thing about Donald Trump's campaign that you know of.

[@FinalOddysee]

+Marksman2oo7 small moan of a million memes $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@Dunoid]

+Marksman2oo7 His big thing on immigration policy is to build a wall, which will work about as well as the Great Wall of China (spoiler alert: the Great Wall of China failed). There's one.

[@Marksman2oo7]

Dunoid FinalOddysee I didn't ask you fucks!

[@JuardianK]

+IonMapping simbly ebin

[@xaiqo7263]

*leans back* *chair tips over*

[@theawesomeethan8134]

0:19 that wasp noise scared the crap out of me.

[@treewisps4085]

this is how mission impossible would actually go

[@JaneSable]

This is why co-op games are both fun and stressful.

[@CaptainViewtagonist]

please for the love of god do more of this, I'm in tears

[@headcrab4]

"Snack machine!" "Keep running forward, no snack machine!" (In reference to the two doors) "WHICH ONE!?" "SNICKERS!"

[@dragoneye13]

In all seriousness I LOVE the concept for this game. Both players have two VERY different jobs and both are important to being successful. Wish there were more games like this, but off the top of my head the only other one I can think of is Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

[@nemesixsixsix]

I love how the sound when people notice you rips your ears open.

[@MafiaGaming-cr2do]

What?

[@nemesixsixsix]

You know, like the noise when an enemy sees you, it's super high pitched.

[@shaneschultz3550]

Congrats on 500k man. Most people change for the worse the more subs they get, you have not changed and I greatly respect that. Don't change a single thing about you.

[@marioparty321]

500,000 subscribers congratrations Jerma, u da best!!!

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

5:45 is unintentional comedy gold and I love it

[@Rabbachino]

It's been a year jerma. I think it's time we have GLUEMAN another shot in the ring!!!

[@everdeft]

>Misses 3 shots point blank on a guard. "Ignore him."

[@SSstock6]

Hey Jerma I wanted to say thank you for making high quality videos for all these years and congrats because you're probably working on your 700th video! :)

[@cubanlock15]

The second time Jerma flashbanged himself killed me.

[@kslatter1168]

Congrats on 500,000 +Jerma985

[@formalletter8413]

ill pay alot of money to see jerma and star play with each other again

[@noahboat580]

>girl sneaks through guards >a pager beeps throuought the secret base

[@Erilis000]

nothing for weeks but a 9 minute vid makes it worth the wait!

[@TheTC]

Looking at this game, I think it was meant to promote a Fifth Element sequel that crosses over with Paul Blart Mall Cop in which a cloning facility is trying to take over the world with a legion of Blarts and it's up to leeloo to stop them.

[@TheTC]

Have the developers come out and confirmed my theory?

[@161patox]

I think it would be awesome if you guys continued this game, it looks like a really fun co-op lol.

[@ManinTidyWhities]

Star and Jerma. Reunited, and it feels so good.

[@ESFAndy011]

From a distance the thumbnail reminds of DasBoschitt's Chuckles the Cheat.