Battle of the Executives

[@keiclera6596]

6:45 "you know what", the three scariest words while someone has a gun pointed at you

[@keiclera6596]

2:40 I never realized ster just bows here lol

[@UNALLOYEDSLOP]

That’s a bit more than just a gun

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

This is a great concept, an RTS where you can play as your own units but you also play as the big boss and you can actually be assassinated or watch out the windows of your base as the enemy army approaches. It's brilliant.

[@aradinremeor6554]

You should check out Dragon Commander

[@ihatesand903]

Also Cortex Command.

[@WhatsY0UTUB3]

BATTLEZONE - best FPS/RTS ever. Originally from 1998 it was remastered in 2016. Fantastic game and it's exactly like this (only better). You play as the commander and you can build tanks, get in them, get out of them, shoot at people with a gun, shoot pilots out of tanks with a high powered rifle, etc. It's dope

[@brinjetson8420]

Since everyone is suggesting RTS where you can play as an army or just one guy. I Suggest to you; Kenshi.

[@adambasinger6239]

I'll also throw in a suggestion, although its not technically an rts but same idea of actually in person leading an army into battle that is at your command The entire mount and blade franchise is about this. There's a few different settings, napoleonic europe, medieval europe, scandanavian europ... well just europe but time periods more or less. It's pretty good, I have the most time sunk in warband but I hear that the viking one is nice.

[@doyouliftmen9833]

Giant jack in the box for Jerma Rumble 4

[@newmicrowave1876]

DoYou LiftMen Sergeant Truffletop fur JR4

[@kcmccorey]

That picture goes well with that comment.Edd

[@pepsisepsis8087]

DoYou LiftMen yeah is jr4 is ever happening

[@gz3758]

my usurmem is buttur den urssss

[@cuntisslutt7479]

DoYouEvenM8M8 yeh right doo bad memes m9

[@IgBtac0]

The game looks stupid but the idea and model sounds genius. I would love to play a fully funded version of this game.

[@S.AgentGadriel7369]

IgBtac0 I'm tempted to play this bitch as-is, that's how on board I am for this idea. But in the fully funded version, if they don't let me research powered armor for my Exec to wear, I'm done.

[@superbeta1716]

IgBtac0 It feels like star wars + starcraf combination, if they put more work and money on it it could sell well

[@MB-dc8hx]

I just saw u on a creature vid

[@AngelSamael]

IgBtac0 What it needs most is the ability to put your Executive inside one of giant death orchestra monster robots.

[@S.AgentGadriel7369]

Angel Samael We can already assume direct control of the mechs from the terminal, but I want to be able to actually engage targets instead of hiding behind a shield with a glock 17.

[@MrJDMify]

This looks like a cool concept for a game

[@darkbowls6887]

Oh yeah, definitely. Just needs a LOT of polishing

[@tybirous3417]

MrJDMify Nuclear Dawn.

[@FlawedbyDesign777]

3:05 every american cop-crime ever...

[@gustavosanches3454]

Tyler Bell OMG, I LOVED THIS GAME :OOO

[@kolaghankhan7042]

Tyler Bell But can you pilot a mech in Nuclear Dawn?

[@willbergen1545]

"Put the gun down, Put the gun down... Put the gun down" "I can't put the gun down" "Put the gun down" *Tilts entire body downwards*

[@victorianfreakshow2831]

They will never take down our pride *RIP Sergeant Truffletop* *Puffleduffle* *Bilbo Baggins, copyrighted character* *Anthony Wimblestein*

[@cajhonson44]

"Put the gun down" aim to the floor.

[@Tdogredman]

The premise of this game is actually really cool!

[@Tdogredman]

***** holy shit that was a reference to a really old reddit post nobody here will even know remotely what you're saying but I do lol nice

[@Tdogredman]

***** no, actually. It was an /r/tf2 comment about famous youtubers and attentions

[@qbmax32]

mother of god your everywhere! EVERYWHERE I GO!!

[@roach9397]

I completely agree, I wish they made more games like this nowadays.

[@arizenation3188]

check out cortex command

[@VorpalStorm]

“What a waste of 500 billion dollars.” Has lived in my head rent free since this came out and I’ve continued to use it with greater frequency as time has gone on… sadly.

[@ayyblyat9450]

I've watched this video atleast 10 times and I can never control myself when ever it shows the boss's face

[@favoritemustard3542]

😜

[@Cumbercuke]

That was a waste of to hundred billion dollars. #lootget

[@SuperHamsterhuey]

Logan Benton *$500,000,000,000

[@kaps5085]

SuperHamsterhuey It's just blood.*

[@1738AYY]

That was before the plague hit.

[@nicholasl99]

gh

[@Cumbercuke]

+Logan Benton This has been a test of the inaccurate comment system. If this comment has offended you, please jump right up my ass.

[@JollyYW11]

Reminds of when Spongiboboo and Partrick fought over their sides of the beach.

[@SgtPepper291]

HAHAHAHHA SO TRUE

[@sandbag9572]

JollyYW11 I still dont get how was there a beach at the bottom of the ocean.

[@citrusblast4372]

@@sandbag9572its technically goo. Goo lagoon

[@zainnaqvi2711]

the guy in the giant robot has a tequila in his hand

[@Thlormby]

zain naqvi corporate warfare is a hell of a lot different than normal warfare

[@emiliali2319]

6:52 "I'm gonna catch it with my mouth!"

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

I love how Jerma first, and foremost, refers to Bilbo Baggins as a "copyrighted character" rather than a hobbit.

[@Th3Jez]

Titanfall 2.0 is looking pretty good

[@bubbaasdf_]

oh shit

[@jankyjoe_]

Oh damn. Didn't expect to see you here.

[@getrektm8755]

Ah yes another tf2 fan

[@devinarato69420]

Now titanfall 3

[@lukedajager]

This aged well

[@Ordanance1]

The executives look exactly how I imagined Star to look based on his voice.

[@MrSlaughterrific]

why does the mech pilot have a martini? 5:35

[@neonnetworkedm]

What the?

[@CaptainFracture]

Its always time for a martini

[@isodifbrakiul6387]

Slaughterrific because he's piloting a giant mech, are you going to say "sorry sir, we can't give you a martini." when he's piloting a giant mech?

[@BlkDragonian]

Anyone notice that he's also a robot? What is going to need that martini for?

[@karlseaton57]

Slaughterrific he's sean connery. you probably don't know who that is because that was before the plague hit.

[@DryIceGOAT]

Jerma: "Put the gun down." Star: "I can't put the gun down." Jerma: "Put the gun down." *Star points the gun down* literally the best part of the video

[@longpipegang]

I come back to this video every year, classic.

[@PyromationsTV]

it’s great how this is the most popular executive assault video on youtube

[@cuzthatshoweyroll]

I love how Jerma always plays these games you've never heard of but look actually pretty good.

[@unknownclock8300]

Jerma Is probably one of the most underrated KZbinr

[@klutz3955]

indeed

[@jameshiginbotham412]

This is a more under rated game, happy to see people playing it and getting it around, really fun game

[@klutz3955]

Mr. McBean Im intrested,how much does the game cost, does it have alot of players playing?

[@jameshiginbotham412]

Oumshka the game is only thirteen dollars on steam, but it's a lot of fun, but the bots instantly have a base set up when you go against them, so I recommend this game to be played with friends

[@klutz3955]

Mr. McBean is there multiplayer? cause i wanna play it with other peeps thru wifi if anyone else plays it, seems like a ton of fun the idea is great

[@Takimeko]

Btw, this game has a sequel.

[@zenhendershott7907]

Sgt. Truffletop is an underrated Jerma character, and deserves a place in the next Jerma Rumble

[@Garethsmod]

would of loved to see the march of the C3POs in a jerma rumble.

[@ojhat]

every time.... every single time.... anything Jerma touches... turns into pure seamless gold. always, without fail. pure gold. everytime.

[@khyang]

I legit want to watch 2 hrs of them playing

[@avery42069]

ive watched this video at least nine hundred billion times, this is one of my favorite videos on your channel

[@armorhide406]

"Yknow, it doesn't matter." It's a hostile takeover! With a giant mech!

[@TmSh212]

Shout out to that last mantis drone that didn’t get a farewell from jerma

[@Hy93Ri0n]

This actually looks legitimately entertaining

[@Shilag]

I'd watch two hours of this.

[@thegeneralissimo470]

You should come back to this, Jerma.

[@Bacxaber]

5:09 "aaaaaaaaaa zee zee" *I fucking died.*

[@ScrotumJoe34]

I really want someone to make a good game with this concept

[@Takimeko]

Judging from the comments and the reviews on steam, this actually isn't a bad game.

[@amediumhorse]

Sergeant Truffle-Tuff Buffle Duffle Bilbo Baggins Anthony Wimblestein

[@MrMadness1]

10/10 "Like Star Wars with executives". #lootget

[@retro_strik3r796]

Something that is basically a first person shooter version of Starcraft sounds awesome but this.... This is PRE PRE PRE Alpha from the time of the dinoswars!

[@shottybeatssword]

March of the C3PO's needs to be a real thing

[@JeremyRichardsonFTW]

Smug smirk executive confirmed for Jerma Rumble 4.

[@pyrolee17]

Executive confirmed for Jerma Rumble 4

[@roxylalonde4824]

big fat nostalgia homestly this game looks sweet

[@SilhouetteLifter]

I like what you guys are doing now with the POV of each other

[@robertsides3626]

Watching old Jerma videos really explains why he is the way he is in present day.

[@blazingflames32]

I recently played this game, and its a ton of fun even though the game looks kind of bad

[@YlowX7]

That is in fact not an organ. That is a choir alongside an orchestra.

[@SirHRoflstomp]

He's going over that cliff- 4:10

[@AKoboldonStilts]

Concept of this game looks amazing. Plus that durr face when you go into the computer.

[@ClassicBLTs]

*generic under 301 shitpost*

[@croisaor2308]

Welcome to the 301 club!

[@crazymanwarp0]

Crispy & Dank Remember, it's still shitposting even if it's ironic

[@ClassicBLTs]

crazymanwarp0 oshit

[@crazymanwarp0]

Shpoovy Ok, but remember irony is a slippery slope

[@moondiver1987]

>shitpost

[@drizzypuffs523]

"2 F@#$ing hours of this! WTH have we been doing?!" I feel like this a re-occurring theme with you and Ster_.

[@Optimus97]

*watches Jerma run through the map* "What an insignificant, like, little shit you are" XD

[@michaelkemel9711]

This is possibly my favorite video either Star or Jerma ever posted

[@klebersonnn]

Completely original under 301 post. But in all seriousness I'm surprised I was this early to a jerma video

[@donions3930]

In all seriousness, you need a new name.

[@JohnSmith-wn1ok]

+Toyled So do you.

[@turkeysandwich3]

Toyled RECKT!!!

[@lundahunda]

+John Smith So do you

[@bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh]

I dont.

[@dlaba2337]

even know im pretty sure my cat died in the woods last night this still makes me laugh Thank You Jerma.

[@employee4275]

so did they

[@EvilGhoul]

homie faded af

[@GibB42]

First ever video with footage from both Jermany and Sterminator. Game changing, I tell ya

[@pastawong1123]

I knew the new Star Wars was gonna be intense, but god damn...

[@kamikaze4172]

The Vikings Head Coach looks like he escaped this game

[@berryberry7406]

Redmond mann vs blutarch mann

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

This video is perfect for executives with a man sized thrust

[@Dragooshin]

I used to be an executive... that was before the plague hit.

[@deepspacedruid7673]

Aged badly

[@premiumexplosives]

A jerma video is great, but once I realise star is in it. It becomes perfect.

[@spleep2180]

Imagine Jerma and Penguinz0(Cr1tikal) in one video.

[@MoHammed-jx7nx]

Dude. You are a genius. CR1TICAL GET OVER HERE!

[@ANJUICEANJUICE]

No

[@DCComicsLover]

And 3 years later...

[@drteeth362]

A choir begins singing and chanting “Why is there an organ playing?”

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

I actually have this game. It's amazing. It's not just a cool concept, it's a cool game!

[@Lucas19Santana98]

3:35 Dear Tom, I'm writing you this tomato

[@BobJones-pu2vl]

6:47 Jerma! Disney stole this scene and used it in the new star wars movie. If it's any consolation you'd be Luke Died-walker

[@AzelfandQuilava]

"See ya around, Star."

[@jennydavidson593]

My day has just gotten infinitely better

[@skeleton8559]

Doesn't the guys look like Nick from Left 4 Dead 2?

[@ThatGuy-a48]

Yeah

[@nutlet1]

yes

[@SuperCompany007]

Da

[@zachprouty8595]

Your videos only make it harder to go through a steam sale

[@isDimmy]

5:17 AA EE OO

[@xXCr33perHugg3rXx]

Gravel wars II: The battle for the gravel planet

[@killiangrigg6624]

4:20 Oh, that's a pretty good organ player, I wonder how he makes all those extra effects. 4:20 ayy lmao

[@Slembi]

Ayy lmao

[@EletriPineapple]

Ey la meow

[@DaveGamingg]

ayy la mayo

[@TheFirstDMAN]

{ ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}

[@Mukippowerz1]

Killian Grigg 4:20 Illuminati confirmed. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TRIANGLE

[@peacekeepersquad2063]

i really like this type of gameplay like you do for strategy style mixed with FPS this is going to be cool

[@goosemcloose1654]

im early, but i wont make a joke

[@gerpy_]

I see what you did there

[@donions3930]

Only because you are the joke.

[@QuadraticBajeena]

Toyled BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED

[@adisgruntleddemo]

But that was before the plague hit.

[@lunasprite8988]

Ethan Murphy and I dont :|

[@scales251]

I never thought Bilbo Baggins would make me cry laughing

[@zephenite6628]

A new Jerma video. Where is the new Ster video?

[@jackal176]

The Pancake Mafia It's coming soon on Disney DVD!

[@Jawz4Lyfe]

^^this

[@zephenite6628]

Jackal Can I put it next to my Deluxe edition of John Cena Vs. The Mummy?

[@jackal176]

The Pancake Mafia Yes! But don't forget to get the special DVD Box Set Edition! To have the one and only chance to see all the cut scenes that didn't manage to make it into the final cut of the video!

[@zephenite6628]

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me! I hear it comes with an exclusive Jerma and Star Executive action figures!

[@firetarrasque4667]

There was no organ in this video. It was just a menacing chorus.

[@xXWhatzUpH8erzXx]

This is off topic Jerma, I've been looking at some of your rants, TF2 gameplay etc (casual commentaries), and I've just noticed how much you talk about whether it be ranting or just talking about ideas, and it's wonderful The whole reason I brought this up is eventually, you're gonna be done with youtube. No doubt, we all know it. I don't think we ever thought about it, but it's gonna happen. And when that day comes, I wouldn't be surprised if Valve offered you a job. I'm not kidding. Now I just felt that I needed to get that out. Love your videos, Jerma, and keep posting some good shit!

[@leqiwi1565]

xXWhatzUph8erzXx Jerma is going to make HL3 happen, he is going to write the scenario .

[@koadowell6345]

1 million views for this masterpiece!!!

[@TheLunasticks]

2:46 PUT THE GUN DOWN! Ok, BLEURGH.

[@mrfate8355]

Really wish he'd play this again

[@Sacrifice117]

is this team fortress 2?

[@TheDumbHero]

Derp Derples Yes.

[@adisgruntleddemo]

Yes

[@Sacrifice117]

im glad they made it into a weird, RTS/FPS combo

[@barickwarren5837]

Considering its two rich executives of their respective company, fighting to the death over land using their money to purchase weapons, soldiers and such, all the while being completely incapacitaed in a chair while they manipulate the war... Yep sounds like Blutarch and Redmond to me

[@tombowombo-]

Derp Derples it's the tf4 closed alpha that just came out, looks fuckin sick

[@derrick.t4031]

"Of course, who could forget you? ha ha ha! BILLBO BAGGINS." I died

[@lambdamerc110]

**Generic TF2 update comment** **Generic 301 club comment** **Generic awkward sexual joke comment** **Generic X character for Jerma Rumble comment** **Generic game request comment** **Generic this is a terrible comment section comment**

[@Andri474]

Someguy Personman **Generic* *reply*

[@amperzand9162]

**GENERICISM**

[@SUPER-RIFT]

sniper for jurm rumbl tree pls

[@doyouliftmen9833]

Someguy Personman *Generic defending my Jack in the box for jerma rumble 4 comment*

[@lambdamerc110]

DoYou LiftMen **Generic I laughed my ass off at your profile pic comment**

[@XerthoksHD]

This game actually looks like a ton of fun with a friend.

[@El-Burrito]

This looks like an awesome idea

[@avery42069]

I've watched this video a hundred million times, something about it has such a great appeal to it

[@mmacedok]

I wanted to play this but I don't know the name

[@thenextgeneration9030]

that would mean you watched this video for 717,000,000 minutes or ~1364 years so i know your e probably lying

[@avery42069]

@@thenextgeneration9030 no I was right I used to really like jerma

[@salt_factory7566]

5:50 POV: You are Verbalase

[@torresworries]

This is why I love Jerma, mainly because I have no idea what is going on in every video.

[@Omeganed0]

Oh hell yes! I thought of an idea like this game back in high school.Glad to see I wasn't the only one!

[@wilburcobb8990]

haha! that was funny! can you come back to making videos?

[@DrMedicsGameSurgery]

he has a second channel now

[@mongoose1582]

That is a dead executive, He has ceased to be, expired, and met his maker! He's a stiff, he's kicked the bucket, and he rests in peace! THIS IS AN EX-EXECUTIVE

[@amperzand9162]

God *damn* there are a lot of shitposts.

[@daniel.holbrook]

Amperzand what do you expect from a comment section full of tf2 players

[@211Appolo]

fagg Sadly, this is true. I can't play TF2 without some fuckhead spamming the Lenny face in the chat or using the Doge meme.

[@employee4275]

+211Appolo Wow anti lenny noob

[@JayDude003]

Every jerma upload makes the week for me.

[@phallll]

This actually reminds me a lot of Battlezone 2.

[@SeriousPan]

phallll Been waiting for a Battlezone 2 successor for ages.

[@user-oe1hq3wm4r]

It's more Battlezone + Supreme Commander

[@Archeris]

+phallll One of the best games ever!

[@TheWeirdlyenough]

Jerma's laugh is so contagious

[@diet_dr.demoncore]

phased mass rifle is just a variant of the AR-15 ar-15 1 ak: btfo