Haddaway - What Is Love (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

What Is Love by Haddaway in a medieval/fantasy Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
Original Music: Junior Torello, Dee Dee Halligan
Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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⚜️ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit.
#bardcore #medievalstyle #corneliuslink

[@carlosr7622]

this was released summer of 1334 i’m getting so nostalgic right now

[@HYPERrerere]

Nah, it was played localy in tavern

[@mekaylahvideos]

Same 😖

[@timokonig5171]

I feel it, i never forget this 😂🍺

[@SL_RivviN]

1337* (leet for life)

[@sergeanselmo8286]

Your momma so old that.....nevermind

[@Mister.Weatherbee]

When you're in an arranged marriage to strengthen the alliance with Bohemia

[@sid5378]

lmao

[@AleronWolf]

When you von Hambsburg

[@fodebic5253]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: You during arranged marriage in Bohemia : kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@kaiser_wilhelm_5364]

Aleron Wolf von Habsburg*

[@originalnick473]

Ayyyy

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Henry VIII: What is love? His wives: baby don't hurt me

[@Zeytrixx]

Hehe Jiren comments go brr brr

[@JeffyBoi-qn5xf]

God What is Obama’s last name I want the true answer please.

[@VOID_PLEX]

Lmao

[@Foogi9000]

Bruh lmao

[@joshuaherrmann6426]

Oh my God.......This...This is beautiful.

[@illvminatvs3194]

This man kickstarted an entire genre.

[@dilafd5743]

The founder of Bardcore

[@legoyoda8431]

כן. הבחור הזה ממש צ׳אד

[@teamcastro9187]

צ'אד ציוני מדינת ישראל Bardcore was already a thing, this man boomed it.

[@yarenkocer6714]

yh lol :)

[@sean-e-boy]

no he didnt beedles did

[@fabroski7113]

Romeo: "I love you, Juliet" Juliet: "ok, but i gotta marry count paris" Romeo:

[@temavero2124]

Also romeo: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@cesarsolis5449]

7 more likes.😈👹👿🎅

[@nettart4924]

@@temavero2124 goddammit

[@harizzhadiyanfajri8852]

@@temavero2124 goddamnit

[@philleW12]

Roses are red, violets are blue, Baby don’t hurt me, i love you

[@jodofe4879]

When thou art at the village dance and a comely maiden showeth thee her ankle.

[@richardarmstrong9770]

Yes yes now undo the first 7 buttons of your 1000 button dress.

[@zakhawker344]

knowing the medieval period it's more likely she'd just get her tits out

[@bojanspasovski5125]

*thy village

[@warandwar227]

Thou maiden might be a HERETIC!

[@our_illumination949]

@@zakhawker344 the oldest trick in the book right? Need attention? Show em yer tets

[@kazanshin4108]

"Never Gonna Give You Up" medieval style. We're gonna rickroll the nobility, the clergy and the third estate all at once.

[@f.b.iagent8921]

THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!

[@NotSaddamHussein]

Finally, i will have my revenge!

[@ZacharySchultedotcom]

got you covered buddy kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXqxg4p8n5V9r6M

[@f.b.iagent8921]

@@ZacharySchultedotcom AHHH

[@decasaint532]

YES

[@livinglegend7670]

Bardcore is the best thing to come out of coronavirus.

[@JacquesSnacques]

That's it. There's no better fit for the name of this genre. This is what it's called now.

[@Chris-qo4rt]

scam

[@MrDunez1]

Bardcore lol

[@VilePile7v7]

420th like (funny number)

[@shisuka6022]

@@VilePile7v7 its not a funny number its the number of weed

[@cuddlyguineapigs]

This makes me wanna dance so hard at the tavern, my ankles might show.

[@DrakeMagnum]

Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.

[@henrymaher4145]

Scandalous wench!

[@NatosStuff]

begone, temptress!

[@mexmii8525]

Not the ankles

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

_hArLoT!_

[@chadthundercock5641]

- Tavern wench shows her ankles - Thou and thine brethren:

[@mandarinsandclementines2997]

Yes

[@C4pungMaster]

Brethren momentum

[@thedamnguy2896]

@@C4pungMaster thyne comedy rivalth that of a jester

[@chadthundercock5641]

@@C4pungMaster observe, a fine Fool from o'er the far seas! Unmatch'd in his bardic talent

[@doctor1493]

Aye!

[@joshuagraham6894]

When you get married to a baroness because you managed to kill a man on horseback in a joust

[@virgilebonnaud5525]

Anton Babani how does it work?

[@Elmonsterhombre]

@@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing

[@Elmonsterhombre]

@Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds

[@hopoutattheafterparty6245]

@Anton Babani Imagine supporting the medieval nobility structure

[@luizandrade6900]

@Anton Babani It is...

[@AndyRoidEU]

The moment when you realize that this is a trend *this summer* because the plague was a thing mainly in _medieval times_

[@oniflrog4487]

" Time is an invariant of every transformation" ... so we are back in a dark age due to a plague xD

[@Phoenix-the-Poet]

When you realize that means we are in MEDIEVAL ERA mark 2. The dark ages always come with autocrats and plagues.

[@Merennulli]

@@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.

[@TwiGuy4]

@@Merennulli so if china stops sending stuff to the usa basically

[@Merennulli]

@@TwiGuy4 We're diversifying with our sweatshop labor sources. It would need to be all of Asia now.

[@Buenomars]

"Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"

[@pistachioinlove2862]

Maybe the dancing plague, aye

[@BinBintheRiceCake]

Aye! thy lute gone awray!

[@bigmanbossman]

Nay, it be but a harmless jest!

[@beepboop9712]

Nay, 'tis but the herold of good fortune to come.

[@predcon1]

Are ye trav'ling to Roxbury Faire?

[@chriro0960]

Only 30s kids will remember 1330 that is

[@memedbengul4350]

I thought you were going to say 1930s

[@keyboardnoise8919]

memed bengul I-

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

@@memedbengul4350 well... What... ummmm is this a woosh or...?

[@wuftchan8299]

what XD

[@marg1035]

I was born in 1380s and I feel I was born in the wrong generation.

[@endraandre]

Mine peasant companions and I wend 'round visiteth all the nobles' parties

[@Nerdlore.]

Mine peasant friends and I, sir!

[@endraandre]

@@Nerdlore. i thank thee heartily

[@Nerdlore.]

@@endraandre Nay problem, good sir!

[@clairestordahl6160]

I can see the montage now

[@mrxenagos8514]

Aye! And when thine bard stops playing we whip him

[@imayes]

What art Affection? Damsel, withhold mine harm Withhold mine harm Henceforth

[@jigzo78]

I'm thinkin' this is the one

[@Rawilow]

@@jigzo78 same here

[@psychtank8681]

Yup this is it

[@vulpesinculta3478]

Undoubtedly

[@keinotee]

we have a winrar

[@eendiiee.]

Girlfriend: what kind of music do you prefer? Me: it's complicated...

[@diakamal2725]

Hahahahaha love it

[@ih82r8]

If I can't tell my bf that I heart this music, we aren't meant to be anyway lol

[@xxcrazyrex21xx17]

Tis complexing

[@EasternSniper]

''Bardcore''

[@abhinavahirwar2869]

True

[@itschichi2211]

When thou fell in love with the wench only for thou to discover that she was the village witch, and thou was beneath a love spell I must thank thou for thine likes you have bestowed on this here publication of thoughts :)

[@ethanmarble2866]

thou art a simp nonetheless Tis unordinary, for so many to admire mine words and at now i doth recincile with mine understanding of other such document changes

[@jayk4828]

@@ethanmarble2866 a begger of Harlots

[@ls200076]

@@ethanmarble2866 *NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOLDEN HORDE*

[@greedysheldon1254]

How to get a new wife

[@epsilomtrent932]

greedysheldon 12 dost thou seeketh a maiden worthy of thy hand in marriage?

[@JACBoyJesse]

I just imagine three peasants bobbing their heads to this in a horse drawn wagon.

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Plot twist:The horse is also bopping its head

[@GuidesBlitz]

thou hath a underrated comment

[@ericlamb4501]

The horse, or Oxen if they prefer a better transit on a wagon laden with three peasants, would also bob its head

[@csmiika]

one of the most underrated comments in youtube history

[@killxtech1302]

At some point they hit a pothole and the bard falls out so they freak out then stop to pick him back up. Then they carry on as if nothing ever happened

[@elysse5294]

When I first discovered Astronomia but Medieval Tavern Style I was like, “what is this?”. Now I know. It is love. Baby don’t hurt me.

[@flocontej]

Beautiful

[@cryinggreyguyholdingachick6010]

Astronomia* Medieval*

[@Cirnein]

Don't hurt me.

[@petrifiedpodcaster8216]

Double C no it is baby don’t hurt me

[@petrifiedpodcaster8216]

Double C lol, do your research before you begin attacking me bro.

[@prohobbyist5872]

Imagine a time traveler going back in time and composing these.

[@sev.3.163]

It'd be nice to go back and see if modern music would be as successful as it is nowadays

[@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480]

He'll be burned at the stake (?)

[@YOUVVITCH]

@@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Nah. Probably hung. People were barely burnt at the stake. But only if he makes it obvious he's a time traveller.

[@4Yfaz]

@@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed

[@JamesTKirk-cg4hl]

He probably would die from an infection before he could even compose it. Our bodies are not immune against the germs of medieval era

[@aristosh1tpost]

Wait, I've just get the joke: the three guys in the cart are a reference to the video of three Jim Carrys in the car dancing to this song. Well done!

[@qwertyasd889]

Omg true!!!! Haha!

[@Zimisce85]

Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.

[@Aleksander_Hnatjuk]

Night at the Roxbury! :D

[@masteroogway5932]

When thee maketh premarital eye contact with a dandy maiden at church:

[@hiimme101]

*Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative. Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.

[@ohgodohnothebees]

@@hiimme101 Shaking mine own headeth

[@hermocrasbreadlord9557]

@@hiimme101 I shall eateth thy sandwich Thou art gay I shall put a curse on thee A few examples how to use the words

[@dapper4459]

Ah ye verocious dog ye, thou makest the lewdest of comments whilst i attend my business in the privy.

[@notfutomomo3424]

Thy lord shall pass judgement on thee for taking such fair church maiden. No regeret'eth

[@ollyviawarren3916]

I used to skip like a little girl when thy merchants would play this ditty

[@vulturonix7460]

k

[@colebruen2082]

k

[@demonhunter5478]

K

[@vector9511]

My merchants?

[@monslenomer]

You must hail from a very talented realm, where merchants also learn how to play music!

[@viabum]

The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on KZbin just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.

[@yoboikamil525]

This comment section is literally a medieval tavern.

[@DrakeMagnum]

Verily! Dare thou cast doubt on the cunning of your fellow man?

[@thesenate5291]

Silence wenche, bringeth fourth another mead!

[@selloutsanders5774]

How dare thy, nothing wrong with an ale to wash the sins away.

[@daveyhasstuffs7720]

To thy God spede you

[@maxkho00]

@@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!

[@werdna8815]

The question many an ancient philosopher has asked, one that the monks who composed this tune were thinking of at the time.

[@nathanaelraynard2641]

Heh 69 likes

[@nathanaelraynard2641]

Aww wat 70

[@nrggvrn5576]

Love is a dowry of sheep and oxen

[@alexb2004_]

They were on mushrooms...

[@lucifermorningstar3709]

Ah yeas, I remember back in the 90s when this was released. The good old 1090s

[@ZOCCOK]

When thy king arranges thy marriage to his inbreed heir

[@fodebic5253]

The king in 2023 would be like: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@omegaonthefly1977]

“Mary! We’re all inbred!”

[@ZOCCOK]

@@omegaonthefly1977 I took over a month to realize that oversimplified reference

[@jamewtf]

Whens’t thine wife showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

[@isidora5201]

@afootineachworld *butter churning intensifies*

[@jamewtf]

afootineachworld Ooh even better

[@cjpk1687]

Good lord man!

[@hawkeye5955]

@afootineachworld : Amish country perhaps?

[@jackdaone6469]

*When thy wife doth nay showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

[@AdWipe]

I'm so glad the algorithm is sending me stuff like this rather than the type of content on trending

[@camicus-3249]

People give the algorithm a lot of flak, but it always gives me exactly what I want before I knew I did

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

You dont get recommended the stuff on trending unless you watch it

[@wisdoom9153]

@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video. Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new. Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

@@wisdoom9153 If you mark enough videos as "not inerested", you could probably get rid of the recommendations

[@emmata98]

Totally agree. There is like only one video on the german trending I like :) (Game Two)

[@iam_blitz_]

Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons

[@gnbman]

All Star is inevitable. Might as well get it out of the way.

[@beanbirdie]

May I introduce to you, All Star as an English madrigal? kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5Onm3iVfJhrac0

[@bitsandbolts7884]

Can't wait

[@THEDR0NEZ0NE]

We'll be getting never going to give you up by the end of the month

[@bitsandbolts7884]

@@THEDR0NEZ0NE I need that in my life

[@YotoBoto]

Claire Teusch thank god it isn’t a rick roll. We safe guys

[@wuphy]

And I shouteth: “Beseech you meekly, that is not thy baroness, that is my wife!”

[@yarnsafetygoggles6400]

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

[@unm0vedm0ver]

"I shouteth" maketh no sense. That would literally be "I shouts".

[@davidsstalidzans2167]

@@unm0vedm0ver off with yer head

[@wuphy]

@Cambarcus you are corrects, i are sorries, i thanks you

[@unm0vedm0ver]

@@davidsstalidzans2167 address me not, unwashed peasant.

[@defneaydin2005]

When thy father is arranging thy marriage to the daughter of a nobleman, but thy heart lies with a servant girl

[@suchnothing]

That timeless tale

[@aqua5758]

Just hire her as a maid W

[@0xVENx0]

lol i like how u wrote you’re instead of your even tho the opposite is what people make mistakes with most of the time

[@JoaoVictor-gy5ks]

your heart lies to a servant man*

[@-_--ex9sz]

João Victor When thou trusty companion doesn’t sayith “no homo”

[@HighGround-rx1lr]

Please make a "Never gonna give you up" medieval version

[@Adaetro]

Got you covered kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@dward4629]

@@Adaetro rickrolled!

[@ih82r8]

Oh yes please!

[@joejutsu3268]

@Ramelo I got rick rolled too.. I think, it's eternal now

[@yaboipalps8616]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6nNipKPidCmga8

[@randomuploadsism]

I feel sorry for Today's kids stuck on their devices all the time. They have no idea the fun we used to have, getting married at 14, having 6 kids, 4 of which would die, and then catching the plague and dying slowly and painfully. Sure times were tough, but I would give anything to go back.

[@squirreltamer2548]

Rose hips help with the plague my good sir! Hello I’m Dr. Nostradamus. No really Nostradamus was a physician by trade he single-handedly cured hundreds of people.

[@fadelbaabud8968]

but thou wouldn't experience inventing the art of abstract. Such as i, splattering my paint all over the canvas, lo and behold! ART

[@josiahtheblacksmith467]

@@squirreltamer2548 true facts. Rose hips also contain lots of vitamin C and other antibacterial and antiviral properties. The apothecary rose is the best variety to get rosehips from for this hence how it got its name.

[@Goldrunner1169]

Ikr! I feel like I was born in the wrong generation

[@Sami_m_a]

My ancestors had homes decorated with gold, and fruts in every tree to the point the would just walk underneath the trees with baskets and the fruits would fall in them.

[@mr.badtouchman]

This video: What is love? Me: It's this video. THIS is love.

[@lordchop5900]

Epic

[@2k7u]

thats what i was going to say :(

[@cheesebrackers]

You're so damn right-

[@TehDenizenz]

Love and Dedication.

[@oldpigeon4498]

Shrek is love

[@Terminal-Man]

These medieval 🏰 songs deserve to be made into music videos showing the musicians dressed in the attire of the period.

[@Fukei_Mono]

I absolutely adore how the comment thread just went full-on Shakespeare.

[@Fukei_Mono]

@RD Marvel Please pardon me. For I am still a spring chicken in this community.

[@auslander1776]

Thou shalt be forgiven if thine heart be pure

[@sbrevolver15]

Forsooth thine commentary is most droll.

[@RealBillyFanword]

Sir William Shakespeare: Nay Sir John of Birkshire: *I SAY*

[@Call-me-Al]

PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.

[@Stephen7764.]

I remember when me and the lads use to play this on our way to Roxburry tavern.

[@rockythie1501]

Oh yeah yeah

[@mohamedbenlashher4510]

Rocky 15 did u just fucking say oh yeah yeah

[@prunabluepepper]

@@mohamedbenlashher4510 XD

[@TipeONegatyve]

With lords Douglass and Stephen Butabi.

[@islandprincess714]

Rocky 15 that meme is ancient

[@Edario]

2014: Vapour Waves 2017: Synth Waves 2019: 80s style 2020: Medieval style 2022: Ancient Romedic 2025: Palaeolithic Age music Me: History is replaying by itself

[@queenie7129]

In a good way!

[@ye7625]

paleo rock is a thing search yp bizonachi

[@matsiknee8095]

"It's evolving, just backwards!"

[@SmallBlogV8]

Taking retro to its logical conclusion

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Everything is a cycle...

[@Cloud.Strife]

0:49 When the bagpipes dropeth!

[@DetectiveNyx]

What be love? Maiden, harme me not, Harme me not, No longer I know not why there thou ist not I present thee mine love, but thy cares not So what beeth right? What beeth wrong? Give mineself a signe

[@rikustorm13]

Lmao yes

[@biomutarist6832]

Thank you, was looking for medieval lyrics for the song :)

[@myndwork]

beautiful

[@aquariuslove5709]

*but thou carest not. To conjugate regular verbs for the pronoun 'thou', -est is put after the infinitive forms of the verbs.

[@threethrushes]

Genius.

[@orbtalkz]

The next melody shall be "Africa" will it not?

[@KaytheWooper]

Afriwhat? Is it a meal?

[@josefailton7216]

@@KaytheWooper yes

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Toto

[@quetzaltirado5334]

@General Grievous get your facts right bruh africa wasn't even really discovered in medieval times

[@gunnar6674]

Pray, do the antipodes even exist?

[@azn9636]

"By order of His Majesty, Henry VIII, you have been sentenced to death via. beheading." "No thanks."

[@hyperkade1053]

Finally!!!

[@A.Edlacir]

First instrument: “I'm a harpsichord." Second instrument: “I'm a lute." Harpsichord: “No you're not! You're that other string instrument!" Lute: “Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLAO YOU EARNED YOURSELF POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!!XD

[@Rawilow]

Ok, this one is reaaaaally good. XD

[@AkiNoTsuki]

I love this. Have my like!

[@blazeofglory4053]

Fuck, okay. You got me there.

[@Perfectly_Cromulent351]

Nice

[@MinefulFreak]

Her: "he's probably out there cheating" Me and the boys playing Bard all weekend:

[@HladgerdKissinger]

"What is love? Nay, darling, hurt'st not me Hurt'st not me; No more. I wisheth for no other, no other lover. 'Tis be our life, our time. When we art togeþer, I need thee forever. Art thou love? What is love? Nay darling, hurt'st not me Hurt'st not me; No more." -Haddaway

[@rateeightx]

-That Shouldn't Be "Art"; You Say "What Is Love", Not "What Are Love".- Also I Think "Hurt'st Not Me", Or Maybe "Harm'st Not Me" Sounds Better.

[@HladgerdKissinger]

@@rateeightx Oh! I never knew that, thank you.

[@rateeightx]

@@HladgerdKissinger You're Welcome!

[@PleasentDddd]

“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.” -William Shakespeare

[@MOON-wl2eg]

Baby don't hurt me, no more, never more

[@neo.3]

Baby, thou hurteth me not. Hurteth me not, never more shalt thee.

[@samuelasanderinos1521]

Or Chaucer, because Shakespeare was not around in the medieval ages 🙃

[@kyledion1346]

@@samuelasanderinos1521 Please, we all know Chaucer was too busy hanging out with Heath Ledger and Alan Tudyk to write a song like this.

[@neildennis7294]

Samuela Sanderinos I am fairly sure this appeared in Chaucer’s The Haddaway’s Tale.

[@gone57576]

Next: “Never gonna give you up but you’re Henry the 8th’s 3rd wife”

[@GoodFebruarian]

Aye, make it happen!

[@jackwegner5139]

Jane Seymour was the best wife

[@axlpuff5017]

@@jackwegner5139 Yep, probably the only one he didn't end up wanting to give up.

[@elijah5989]

Rick-Rolled except this time you actually get rolled over by the Royal Carriage.

[@zakpizza999]

@@jackwegner5139 is that the one that died naturally?

[@SKYZO4]

0:49 I love how accurate this sounds to the original

[@nin-nin24]

I played this tune with my lyre the day the baron’s daughter rejected me because she was forced into an arranged marriage with a 60 year old miser.

[@thonmoyrahman2270]

'Tis sorrowful when thy love doth marry another

[@theglowcloud2215]

Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.

[@WgCdrLuddite]

That is me. I give her a good rogering once a week and she's grateful for it.

[@andreaseveraerts1555]

@@acpl Yeah but you always have those outliers. To name a few: Alberto-Azzo, Matilda of Spoleto, Charlemagne.

[@wuftchan8299]

rude magic

[@p.f.886]

We are waiting for getting rickrolled, *medieval style.*

[@sirdinosaur0512]

Thoust horizontally spun Rick

[@jer_e4806]

Richard Trampled

[@pixeledmisha8472]

ABSOLUTELY -- RICK ASTLEY THE KING

[@gretelellenburg8514]

PLEASE

[@garnetredcliff3965]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXqxg4p8n5V9r6M

[@shaunisaint-louis7204]

Yo imagine being so bored that you created a whole new genre of music it’s amazing

[@yarnsafetygoggles6400]

I knoweth not Wherefore thou aren't faire, I profess affection But thou doth not care. What virtuous be, And what be sin? Giveth a signal. *CHORUS What be love? Maiden scorn me not. Scorn me not, Henceforth. (Again x 1) *Gregorian chanting* I knoweth not What can I do? What can I profess? To thyself be true. I know we be one, Only me and you. I cannot carry on. (*CHORUS X 2) *monks return to continue their chants* I want not for another, No other paramour. This be our lyfe, Our tyme. If we be together I needst thee forever. Be it love? *chorus and chanting repeat*

[@robinshahonline]

Perfect

[@maximodomiguez4079]

Perfection

[@feather314]

This comment beith underrated

[@konoikurozora5851]

I love you for this comment

[@1Leo2grad3Fett]

thou deserveth much praise for thy work!

[@alexbartoszek7348]

When you wanteth to take thine lady’s hand in marriage however her dowry is too exquisite

[@sks17873]

Isn’t a large dowry a good thing?

[@joshcomeau3787]

@@sks17873 For the wife, yes, but the husband has to pay it.

[@politicallyincorrectbeing8201]

@@joshcomeau3787 no, it's the other way around

[@joshcomeau3787]

@@politicallyincorrectbeing8201 No it isn't

[@maki4073]

Music is dope but can we appreciate the art that goes in this pictures

[@javholmes]

Genius art that takes a great medieval artist to make

[@krusty1910]

i felt like this is kind of copy paste comment

[@myth5930]

BABY DONT HURT ME

[@nintendodungeon]

Right it’s so simplistic

[@deekay1306]

He came to KZbin, uploaded 4 bangers, and then dipped. What a legend.

[@andreaflorecitas]

Who listened to this in 476 a. C. - 1453? That were good times 🔽

[@manjensen1710]

It seems like 1005 was only yesterday, when KZbin just came out, now we are in þe plage of 1020 watching ye classics

[@Sm4shBG]

Y u do dis to me?

[@jdekkers3262]

Just vibing while the plague kills your entire village Good vibes only

[@bolavyanal8366]

Oh, yes, I remember how me and the bois listened to this during our trip to Holy Land, best crusade ever

[@niyaboyd3805]

Thou from 1096, thou greatest year in all of thous history.

[@bigassgorilla42]

And then the bard, not knowing if he would ever hear back...called out to the heavens “what is love?” A question that was met with the deafening silence of the night

[@nightingale2710]

Jesus that's so beautiful and heartwrenching actually, especially while listening to the beginning of the song

[@johankwok]

Nice touch

[@kamilprzybyszewski1899]

And then, a powerful voice answered "oh baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more"

[@synkkamaan1331]

A question that was met with .... the rhythm of the night ?

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Benvolio: "Oh thank god, Mercutio you're here!" Mercutio: "Good morrow! So what is the problem with thy friend?" Benvolio: "Tis Romeo! He is in one of his moods I fear!" Mercutio: "Sigh.....Romeo....ROMEO!!" *bangs on the door three times* "Exit thine chamber and address thy friends!" Romeo: "BUGGER OFF!! DOST THOU NOT KNOW I DESIRE TO BE ALONE?!" Mercutio: "Ugh, bemoaning about that wretched harpy again?!" Romeo: "YOU DARE NOT SPEAK FOULY OF THY BELOVED ROSALINE, KNAVE!!" Mercutio: "Oh curse the day, she isn't worth it!! Come on out so we may meet you!" Romeo: "Leave me alone!!"

[@parvislupisnavis1209]

Nine PointO I love this. Is this a parody of something?

[@ian5804]

ParvisLupis Navis Romeo and Juliet

[@alexgarnica8498]

There's the lyrics I was searching for!

[@IRosamelia]

That's before Capulet's ball where he sees Juliette 🎭

[@marthaindahouse1010]

Lmao I love this so much

[@unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133]

I would love a medieval cover of girls just wanna have fun

[@PlainsPup]

Yes!

[@AlexBermann]

Maidens merely crave pleasure

[@_ArmIa]

@@AlexBermann you owe me a new set of sides because this absolutely destroyed mine, 10/10

[@sansgirlfriend]

Imagine this is the only evidence that humanity ever existed.

[@13x666]

This comment would work under almost any KZbin video tbh :)

[@IRosamelia]

Better than lolcatz I says

[@suvamkumarsarangi6593]

Groovy

[@lofiwackpainting7439]

I like the profile picture but I can’t remember what it is

[@IRosamelia]

@@Targonir Imagine if the only evidence of humankind were a Borat interview 😅

[@danielmaguire4113]

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day’s Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I love thee purely, as they turn from praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

[@wisdoom9153]

Up, brother. Up you go!

[@bobbyboi8813]

Dude, that was so fucking fast

[@renxiongmao]

I hope this gets pinned

[@_malo_mart]

Thank you for the sonnet 43 😂

[@Prinnamon]

Just making it clear to anyone reading this that this poem was not written by OP. They're just sharing a beautiful poem called "How Do I Love Thee" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning! I only know that from English class, so I wanted to share.

[@oneguy7544]

Makes me wanna make a village and hang out in the tavern for 24/7

[@JSythe]

I like how the picture captured Jim Carrey's abrupt neck movements.

[@CgirlAJGM]

Thanx! Hadn't noticed 😁

[@neo.3]

I remember when I first met my wife at the tavern wayyy back in 1520. This song was playing and man we were having the absolute time of our lives getting down to it! 500 years later and I'm glad to say we're still married happily to this day. Oh Lord, the good times back then!

[@yugoandcalirobbedmyheart292]

Congrats to you vamps for a successful 500 year relationship

[@rateeightx]

My Wife Died Way Back In 986 :< Darn Pechenegs!

[@benelsbury6527]

ok darius

[@pietrozaccherini8837]

please make "never gonna give you up"

[@userNEREMAR]

Oh wow, that is a great idea!

[@userNEREMAR]

@@quartepoundergaming Rickard of house Astley

[@spiderz5145]

Простой Человек yes.

[@georggroeg6014]

Thou shalt be rick rolleth

[@vinnn4919]

Give Ye Noth

[@syedraidarsalan4685]

This piece would blow up if it came out a year ago. It was ahead of its time

[@AhmadWahelsa]

i can imagine Geralt, Eskel, & Lambert, dancing to this song in a horse cart....

[@azadalamiq]

xD

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

Me too buddy

[@mrparrot4364]

After getting hammered and putting on yennefers clothes

[@nizarific001]

Was JUST about to say that! Someone needs to mod the scene where they are all at the castle so that it's a medieval club night!

[@Richixx98]

oof

[@TheSeaarrow]

When your daughter had to marry the sultan in order to secure a non aggression pact with the ottoman empire...

[@davute9546]

👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳‍♂️

[@bluenothing_666]

But you prepare your army in secret to wipe out this pagans

[@Justinian506]

Interfaith marriages weren't allowed then so

[@AlbertBasedman]

@@Justinian506 plus it would have been embarassing for the woman once christendom found out

[@xhelos1]

Interfaith marriages happend eversince seljuks defeated byzantines at manzikert and continued to happen in ottoman reign what are you guys on about LOL. It may well happen before seljuks tho i just dont know about it. Its just what people tend to do you know, christians did not crusade 24/7 and muslims didnt cihad all the time. Unless you are looking history with a clear holy agenda.

[@Dr3adn0ught35818]

"Never Gonna Give You Up" - I need this to hear the Earl of Roll's composition

[@CT-6210]

Just imagine Back to the Future going back to medieval times and Marty McFly playing this with a lyre or a hurdy gurdy lol "I supposeth thou art not yet prepared for this, but thy descendants will love it."

[@livip1203]

now this is the comment I came looking for

[@Drongobee]

The fruit of thy loins shall henceforth consider this "a bop".

[@trinitech6868]

XD thats funny

[@crazym8211]

the comment we deserved

[@gorfic__starshadow9801]

WHAT IS LOVE? M'LADY DONT HURT ME... DONT HURT ME... NEVERMORE.

[@fishnujish1511]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂

[@axenledgie1423]

When thee must wed the duchess of thy enemy lordship to secure the peace, yet thou hath thy eye upon another maiden

[@santicheeks1106]

Deep... 😪

[@lavenderhuman]

We truly do live in a society

[@adrianozambranamarchetti2187]

*thine

[@axenledgie1423]

@@adrianozambranamarchetti2187 Which one

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Guys, obviously Cornelius won't understand modern English, you need to suggest it medieval style. *We wanteth to receiveth a medieval Rick Roll*

[@PapaNierForReplicant]

Oh hi there

[@idkhonestly7163]

@@PapaNierForReplicant General Kenobi

[@madmonk4295]

We meet again.

[@eventerminator1382]

Medieval Careless Whisper

[@jakubjastrzabek2284]

ACKCHYUALLY the term "middle ages" and "medieval" was created in enlightenment. However I do not know how was the time called, so hereby you are pardoned by the Council

[@michealmyerstier3350]

Imagine being a Turk and all of a sudden you see armoured men bobbing their head in the distance.

[@yarpen26]

"On second thought, let us not bring Islam to Europe. Tis a silly place."

[@JustYesntMan]

Laughs in fez

[@sertdemir7138]

You know that they didn't succeeded that crusade lol

[@michealmyerstier3350]

Doğukan Sertdemir yea, but still a funny joke since the Europeans were the one to invade the Turks

[@fadelbaabud8968]

This place is beyond saving, let's go home XD

[@monitoredactivity8649]

A pick that would play only the most masterful of melodies on the lute, that would leave the maidens moist, and wanting.

[@daisyblair1154]

Saw this this morning and screamed to my boyfriend 'OHHHH HE DROPPED A NEW TRAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK' and sure enough squire, tis a BANGER i beseech thee

[@bigburritolover]

SAME

[@Yourneighbor1112]

Make a medieval version of "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" and I will love you forever.

[@isaguima9731]

Up

[@kharak6204]

with vocals

[@lucyabdrews7312]

We shall never know what love doth be, but the beat makes us forgeteth.

[@UltravioletDarkness]

I’m prepared for the “I wAs bORn iN tHe WrOng GeNErAtiOn” comments

[@MlokLik]

MesElf bOrn iN tHiNe wrOngs ePocH

[@jp3178]

What do you care.. let everyone have there own unrealistic dreams

[@riten0tajs623]

I've learned to tolerate them, honestly. But lmao they're so wrong. Even the 80's had fuckin shite music.

[@jp3178]

@@riten0tajs623 it's not only about music...

[@actuaiiyyou]

I miss the days of executions and dying at age 20, wish I was born in the 1190’s 😔

[@NJASZN]

This channel is a staple in KZbin history...you are going places my friend.

[@syndicatexiv1361]

mans already got like 100k

[@Crystal__Clear]

Yeah, I love this channel!

[@berno8535]

@@syndicatexiv1361 Man's only got 4 uploads so far. The more that are uploaded, the more people that will come.

[@syndicatexiv1361]

@@berno8535 ....that's what i said

[@berno8535]

@@syndicatexiv1361 That is indeed what you said, correct. It's also what I said and we share that little commonality.

[@the_christopher]

I thought it was a one-off when the Coffin Dance came out, I thought "he can't keep this up" when Pumped-up Kicks came out, and finally we have this. I have not only subscribed, but desperately turned on notifications in fear of missing any one of your *ABSOLUTE BANGERS*

[@sushiibird7799]

Had the same idea bro, I'm not going to fcking miss another one as well

[@crunchylemon2849]

Never gonna give you up will be very appreciated.

[@naomimueller9912]

Same dude I love this

[@S1lvermoon]

After scouring through a bunch of bardcore/medieval styled modern musics I realized the best part is actually the comment section

[@rockblockstudio]

“A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” medieval style. Fight off the plague with depression and loneliness

[@projectkepleren]

aw heck asuka i spilled my mushroom stew. come on let's go clean up the mess.

[@KeripiK_CTMM]

Hop on thy dragon, Shinji lad.

[@SMAKRUSKI]

ABIDE BY THE GOLEM, SQUIRE SHINJI

[@WillowMeow]

thou shall fight devils in angels skin

[@KevinGsWK]

Rei hentai ☺️❤️

[@kinzaraza7549]

Whenst thine lady love exposes her ankles to a man who is naught thou.

[@violetlechat]

LMFAO

[@RyuzaTefuma]

Dead...

[@buckotoocool6878]

Thou Doth Recieve an F from me... F

[@tpgironwarrior9554]

😂

[@theepicwaffle5212]

Nobody: Thee and thy gents vibeth in thy town square:

[@jonasastrom7422]

Peace be upon thee

[@mazinosman1142]

I appreaciate thy comment

[@theepicwaffle5212]

Grammercy for thy reply, Mazin Osman.

[@thechantingfairy]

my medieval ancestors approve of this, that summer in 1331 was a blast

[@RestlessBogatyr]

When you fertilize the crops at rooster's crow then the lord's daughter before thine church bell.

[@musicshards5596]

BRUHHH 😂😂😂

[@travisreid9530]

😂

[@张桓瑜]

Isn't that Astronomia though

[@nevaehlheaven]

@@张桓瑜 what's Astronomia?

[@josef7461]

Omw to give my daughter to France to form an alliance

[@juicecan6450]

ck2 memories

[@jackwegner5139]

Children, especially daughters, are but bargaining tools

[@josephbilderback4549]

Relatable

[@oliviaaurellias]

If I get isekai'd to a medieval world, I make sure all your works will be played in that world 24/7

[@Jairiv99]

Why the heck all those songs sounds better in medieval version? It's amazing!

[@harizshahhamin6324]

Imagine if this song was played back in the medieval times

[@Jeff015]

(surprised in medieval people)

[@nicholasfotou2980]

From what I understand, medieval music was far undeveloped compared to even just a bit later on in history. I think you would have liked it though.

[@idontwantahandlewtf]

@@nicholasfotou2980 a lot of the folk music of the period utilized the same techniques we still hear in pop music today, but that's because those folk songs were the pop songs of their day. A lot of that was suppressed by the Church, and as a result the "classical" or "academic" music of some of that period was just Gregorian chants, but even that only accounts for the parts of Europe at the time that were Christian, and it wasn't long after the whole continent became Christian that the Protestant reformation happened and thoroughly changed the culture.

[@chipmo]

My preferred theory is their music slapped it just wasn't recorded in a way that we can know about it now

[@s7robin105]

Christopher Monahan I’m sure there’s many original songs that were never written about or shared. Single artists in small villages who never had someone to share them with and things like that. Kinda sad honestly

[@lukethenuke7538]

You're actually convincing me on opening a medieval tavern Skyrim style, with the Bard playing and the 10 gold coins room to sleep. And I would put all your medieval style songs in loop. It would be so awesome.

[@cassu6]

Awesome idea! Go for it

[@archierees3907]

Do it

[@DJUniMekaju]

Please do. I'd pay to see that. XD

[@Life-tastic]

The people have spoken, they want this. Forget not the Cats are thieves and Argonian maids are quite good at polishing things, if you understand my meaning. ;]

[@jeremyeineichner7271]

What is love, 'tis not hereafter, Present mirth, hath present laughter: What's to come, is still unsure. In delay there lies no plenty, Then come kiss me sweet and twenty: Youth's a stuff will not endure.

[@1pussychicken]

That is a quote from one of my favourite Shakespearean plays 'Twelfth Night'. Ben Kingsley sings it in the movie... He does it brilliantly. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmnOcmWwrZ2cqc0

[@jeremyeineichner7271]

@@1pussychicken Indeed it is! It also just happens to scan with the song

[@k2k4]

I'm imagining 2 young peasant men on their 1 horse cart bobbing their heads to the side to the beat as they approach the tavern and hear this song playin within.

[@insertusername8450]

Oliver Corfield AY

[@johng7003]

And the horse starts hopping around happily to the rythm

[@Deafmonkey21]

"Of what nature art mine pulmonary humours?" "Lass akin to a newborn, spare me cruel torment hereafter, hereafter."

[@daisyblair1154]

Perfect 😂

[@lizbandicoot8354]

Humors* no offense

[@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat]

Liz Bandicoot there are two spellings of humour, so it’s not really incorrect.

[@rateeightx]

@@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat Actually I Believe "Humour" Is The Original Spelling And "Humor" Is More Recent, So Arguably In This Case "Humour" Is Correct.

[@rateeightx]

-"Mine" Only Comes Where It Does In Modern English And Before Vowels.-

[@PACKERMAN2077]

*What ist thine love my Lord?* *_Thine love suffereth long, and is kind..._* *_Thine love envieth not..._* *_Thine love vaunteth not itself..._* *_Thine beautious heart be not puffed up..._* *_Thine love doth not behave itself unseemly..._* *_It seeketh not her own..._* *_Thine love ist not easily provoked alas, thinketh it no evil thing..._* *_Thine mercies rejoiceth not in iniquity, but thou rejoiceth in the truth..._* *_Thou beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things..._* *_Thine love never faileth me yet oh mine God!_* _And love, be it all these things._

[@LemonBomb24]

You are a saint

[@LadyTigeress]

Yes just YES!!!

[@naomimueller9912]

Aye!! Thou hast got it right!

[@WilbertLek]

What is "god".....

[@combativeThinker]

Wilbert Lek The Uncaused Cause, the Architect of Truth, and the Font of Morality; these are all aspects of God attributable to his nature as reflected in his creation. Look up the Sephirot if you want to read more.