Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People in a medieval Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
Original Music: Mark Foster
Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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[@Kadz]

Don’t come to jousting practice tomorrow

[@hoffenberg1311]

oh hello there fellow memer

[@HeLow005]

oh.. sure man

[@ButtMash1]

Don't wasn't a thing back then

[@ghostkiddy6436]

hi

[@Blue_Cats]

𝙒𝙝𝙮

[@sirpseudonymous5555]

When the jester realizes they were never laughing with him.

[@henrycovell4362]

Bruh this fuuny

[@JoveRogers97]

@Lord7master7mike (Best reply ever)

[@lumikkiharthri6658]

thou Reapeth what thine tools sow! *fires crossbow point blank in town square*

[@thiccburger290]

Doth thou ever wond’r how I obtain’d mine own scars?

[@devlinmcguire7543]

aaAAll the other dukes better run- better run- _faster~than~my~arrow!_ thou`est should hath run! _faster than my arrow!_

[@gsamm2575]

All the other Kings Hiding inside their castles Better run, better run Faster than my arrows

[@gabriellysilvaribeiro2948]

this is really good sir

[@jotarokujo8990]

sir I Approveth of thy

[@ungamer6241]

flee*

[@Marc-zi4vg]

Napoleon be like *symbolically speaking* :

[@AmericanNightBot]

And you are a weebo

[@florzellwebb1270]

Everyone's a knight until the jester brings his longbow to the monastery Edit: I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and a good day

[@Maver1ck15]

I came here from a meme lol

[@winmashter8694]

@@Maver1ck15 me too

[@noahchavis9121]

@@Maver1ck15 same

[@lilytyler3122]

LMAOOOO

[@obitou5595]

Me: LORD HEAVENS!!!

[@llm7779]

“We live in a monarchy” -Jester

[@GameMaker3_5]

Get a load of this monarchy

[@badrluai]

Underrated as fuck.

[@JazzFlop212]

hitjack64 shut uppppp please

[@ic5889]

writings underneath

[@jorgeloredo100]

how about another joke my lord?

[@purvdragon-sensei]

Aye, I befriended the quiet lad by sharing a bowl of lentil soup with him and so he saith unto me, “Thou art an upstanding fellow, tarry not in the flea markets come morrow.”

[@nothingsuspicioushere.6379]

You listen here. I'm supposed to be studying and you got me in trouble because this comment made me LOL.

[@avalynn6491]

im crying

[@cykablyat9553]

Thou better runneth hastily lest my arrow strike true

[@loganpierson8239]

@@cykablyat9553 All thy other knaves, With thoust dubious greaves, Thou shouldst take flight, Thou shouldst take flight, Lest my arrow strike true!

[@PKMidori]

I literally spit out my drink 😂

[@chef_miku]

This comments section taught me more about Medieval English than school did

[@sensam6155]

None of these comments, I repeat NONE of these comments, one more time in case you're not paying attention NONE OF THESE COMMENTS have any medieval English in them. These internet people are making uneducated guesses based on things they've heard on shows and movies. No medieval English was learned here today. At best they're making awful attempts at sixteenth century English.

[@chef_miku]

@@sensam6155 oh look, another thin skinned person from the internet, what a surprise

[@pinify1239]

@@sensam6155 it’s coz of ppl like u the middle finger was invented.

[@sensam6155]

@@pinify1239 ''it's coz of ppl like u'' haha You can't insult someone writing like this and expect them to feel insulted. I feel like a toddler called me a poopie head.

[@youshabhattay6471]

@@sensam6155 ayt mate I'm from England wanna hear how we speak

[@ivex5942]

"What is thou carrying onto thine back?" "It is thine case for thy lyre milord." "But dosn't thou playeth the flute?"

[@bebsss1117]

I just had a seizure reading this

[@uwu.-.5873]

Second line should probably be "lyre case for thine banquet in the courts milord"

[@distant1334]

It is thy longbow

[@TwentySixth_]

Excuse thouns language BUT WHAT IN THE WILLIAM THE 1st

[@The_Custos]

thou playeth most readily to thine gathered

[@georgespiggott5615]

Everyone a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monastery

[@geraltofrivia3799]

HAHAHAHA You are a Genius!

[@salmamohmed222]

Indeed

[@aaronmatthewsenora6125]

you got 420 likes

[@georgespiggott5615]

@@aaronmatthewsenora6125 aw i missed it :/

[@LeoSerasinghe]

You sir are a master!

[@thatnflweeb7023]

It’s all fun and games until Richard pulls out his crossbow during horseback training.

[@jamesbah2561]

That NFL Weeb everyone took off on horseback😭

[@voctur]

There was a case in Spain of a kid who carried on a school shooting with a crossbow. Killed one person and injured 4

[@woppiejoppie6728]

GG

[@TITANia69420]

Bruh, he became a horse archer

[@syahmikadira6832]

@@voctur Holy shit you're not kidding: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_school_killing

[@wenaldy]

"Thou are modest boy" "Thou shall not go to seminary tomorrow"

[@jaketrotman1011]

😂

[@skaldman5628]

”We live in a feudal society.”

[@nateh1391]

I spat my fries

[@Nolroa]

We live in a fief.

[@toasterstore8031]

when the bullied kid brings his crossbow in 1376

[@aimanharith5817]

😂

[@chadodell4887]

Dont bully the blacksmith's son.

[@notyet3dna]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@pedrogonzales3954]

قهسسيم

[@endangsaptorini563]

Better run Better run

[@phasedcloak2835]

"Some of ye' are quite honourable. Steer away from the archery range next day"

[@InquisitorXav]

lmao

[@kelnhide]

In the morrow would be apt, I think

[@59fiftynine57]

Thanks fam

[@hoominbeeing]

kelnhide *Methinks

[@dataexpunged2827]

But all English men were required to do archery training back then... There’s no escape from Richard.

[@danielsaurusrex8798]

Can't believe it's been 8 centuries since this came out, still a banger

[@ambergold1714]

" *revenge doesn't bring peace, young one.* " " *It does. My Lord. It does to thyself.* "

[@ethanl5527]

when the quiet child bringeth a peculiar shaped lyre case

[@Guruc13]

A comment of most sub'tle humour!

[@icarokaue7334]

xkcd

[@literally-just-a-bee]

When the mute fellow bringeth a peculiarly formed lyre box to his lessons and his tunic shows a long rattling lump in his spine.

[@FM-to3gy]

bringeth

[@olympia5758]

We need to start talking like this again

[@redcap1923]

When the silent squire reaches into his rucksack and produces a crossbow.

[@99mattdogg]

Gonna make a Skyrim video of a kid suiting up in plate armor and walking in slo-mo to the Riften orphanage with a crossbow.

[@EireBall32]

‘Twas a Scary sighting, perhaps a witch?

[@shoebockx3334]

During an educational session with the Jesuits

[@thenymphomancer5592]

Verbatim from the Reddit post. Even had the same image.

[@BobRoss-kt4yu]

999th like, so close lol

[@Memelander]

The silent one : "I hast taken a liking to you , question the teacher if thou can useth the loo . Thine shalt go and not come back to class ."

[@justananonymouspotato]

"Thine" means your

[@pinify1239]

This comment section is gold. I live for this.

[@caseyshort8475]

“Wouldst thou passeth thy auxiliary cord?” “Aye, but playeth not a melody resembling excrement.”

[@ashton6477]

Needs more likes pls

[@memegumin]

That is the most interesting "don't play shit" I've ever read. Complimenth to thou majesty

[@cicada.and.pomegranate]

Shit is actually an older word in English than excrement.

[@greben2509]

your head is shaped like WillNE's

[@caseyshort8475]

Hünré I don’t know what I’ll do with this newfound information but I do know I’m thankful to have it now

[@edwalker598]

When everyone starts bullying the history kid

[@sdiv-36b]

history kid

[@Rebecca-bk9bd]

Shweller hey we have a lot of pent up anger from Julius Caesar >:(

[@powderpocalypse]

😂 this sent mw

[@AlamoOriginal]

You mean all those medieval LARPers

[@GoBlues767]

I’m A History Kid and Everyone Respects me lmao

[@majkistyle]

I love the photo - "you better run, you better run, faster than my ARROW" lmao

[@ferrodu5759]

When your friend shows up with a trebuchet on the village

[@rafaelrandom500]

😄

[@loseeraleeert2444]

When the school bully says, “I bite mine thumb at thee, sir” one too many times

[@xxbaggedmilkxx6427]

UNDERRATED

[@ooferdoofer7091]

As someone who had to fight in that scene this pleases me very much

[@Nat-nu8iy]

The only reason I understood this was because my English teacher had my class read Romeo and Juliet and I aM WhEeZiNg 💀

[@illraidthemedicinecabinet208]

Oh my lawd 🤣

[@sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748]

Wrong time period

[@DBDenzz]

Thou't, in best interests, flee speeds hastier than thine fletching.

[@adamhavelock2104]

Ay brother!

[@reptilienkonig6551]

*than mine fletching

[@LaymanAhoy]

@@reptilienkonig6551 *than mine asshole tightens

[@saucyyikers3877]

No one can understand this making it have a very small amount of likes. F

[@Aname550]

@@saucyyikers3877 curb your superiority complex, everyone gets it, and it has plenty of likes

[@dust133]

Aye, it taketh me back to a time iron was still spelled isern.

[@cat-uv6dt]

it made more sense back then

[@danielsellers8707]

This explains the German word for railway is Eisenbahn.

[@obiwankenobi9439]

Ijzer in Dutch.

[@emorat2764]

Robert hath a swift hand. He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan. He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman. He did find an old bow of yew And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say. But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. Father worketh all day And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late. Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift, For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit. I have waited e’re long. Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong. I reason with my crooked cap And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, Outrun my bow. All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots, Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.

[@kingsir4761]

i cant express how much i love you

[@bullettime8760]

You crazy son of a bitch you did it

[@alfredaraujo9744]

THIS IS PERFECT

[@oofmcoofy6769]

S-senpai~

[@youwantmyname9208]

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[@Joe-pm8de]

‘Tis but a jest till’ the lords boy brings out a crossbow during town school.

[@matty_daddy]

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhh babeheieh

[@bluetipsvol2973]

No no no no 2nd

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Foolish peasant. The plebe is iliterate for a reason

[@kyzendelaguia1063]

All ye utland children brandishin' thou kicken won't be quick befleein' my arows

[@victorfawcett9776]

Epic

[@RetroRoundupUK]

"All t'other young'uns with their inflated pattens should think it wise to flee, flee from mine arrowes"- Adopt ye peasantry, 1311

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

Iam saving a spot here for the rest of the song please update Edit* thanks for the likes btw dont know what they do tho but thanks and can you update pls

[@kappa3667]

Yes please do 😳 this is a 10/10 comment

[@ZombiePuppys]

Woke

[@bangunny]

this gave me the witcher 3 vibes

[@alegria1813]

10/10 CEO of youtube comments

[@pepegomez7615]

When you aren't an English native speaker and you don't understand a single word in the comments section

[@nunyabiznes33]

When you're a native English speaker and you can't understand a single word in the comments section coz it don't make sense and even if it does, you're illiterate

[@farranasution4068]

Someone who isn't an English native speaker, but learns the language: 👁️👄👁️

[@imagine_it_stories6672]

It's written in old English 👁👄👁

[@bruhmomento4462]

when you speak anglo saxon which is english but not english

[@aliafreya524]

Just smile and wave

[@starflightthedragon7830]

*shooter comes into school* Quiet kid: "I hath become one with my ancestors song" *pulls out bow*

[@detectivewiththesharpteeth1163]

WoF good book series my guy

[@Eikrull]

When you misheard "Hunting pheasants" for "Hunting peasants"

[@Nantosuelta]

"ohhhhhhh you said Pheasants.... sorry"

[@theciasmuggledcoke1261]

Ah yes a simple mistake

[@yeetlizard458]

Lol

[@luviawolfhound6078]

Dont worry,we all make mistake.yours seems a bit too much tho,but yeah we all make mistake sometime.

[@thatguyisafly2939]

We all make mistakes in the heat of pashion jimbo

[@rinbobetteweebabobo5965]

"Jeremy what is in thine bag?" "Vengence my Lord."

[@James-ip8xs]

Hhaahhahaha

[@limabean1202]

maybe saying satchel or sack instead of bag would make it sound more medieval lol

[@manlycupcake3097]

Thank you

[@envy4555]

Jeremy let thy shouts and actions be foretold in this kingdom for the future as proof of your brilliance

[@pipetman4645]

Limabean shit lol

[@anonymousmobster2444]

"We dwelleth within a monarchy" -The jester

[@skycendre257]

for some reason the image of the guy holding a bow to a group of people cracks me up like there's no tomorrow

[@QuantumParticle]

All thy children adorned in the finest shoes, must flee, they must flee, outpacing my bow

[@freakymoejoe2]

All thine other knaves, fleeth, fleeth swifter than mine fledger

[@Super-Shafs]

@quantum - you mean: outpacing mine bow? I believe I have spotted a mistake in your speech, sire

[@willjustice1876]

Made me commit nose breath

[@QuantumParticle]

@@Super-Shafs Good squire, thankest thou. I hath fixed it.

[@NorthamIncYT]

Þeu haþ tó Æsérbcyrbe To ðe mineð channæ, þæ finesht in þe Britannian Kingdom

[@spooky_ghosty]

“Heed my warning sire. Don’t arrive at the castle tomorrow”

[@Dmartinez117]

Best comment for me

[@DoctorNemmo]

Although most teaching was done at churches

[@electricangel3161]

Best comment

[@alejandromechina5959]

Loool.

[@anonymous-fv4ec]

Thine*

[@HeavyMetalMouse]

This has the tempo and flow of one of those 'stately' Edwardian/Victorian ballroom dances where at most hands touch and it's all very choreographed and such. Excellent cover!

[@overgrownminds4603]

I don’t think my mom quite realizes what this song means- She thinks it’s a happy song I-

[@sidestreetreaper4203]

propably better that way

[@nethascotx24]

Definitely better that way

[@chloepoole1504]

same here

[@orctrihar]

It's happy for one person

[@fleetwoodcraic4235]

“Leviticus,you seem quite amiable,do not arrive at thine tutelage on the morrow”

[@arransanity144]

Leviticus is the name of one of my characters in DnD so that cracked me up. Thanks

[@Alherion]

Looool

[@fokkusuh4425]

Leviticus is the name of my Dog's girlfriend's twin uncle in a fictional fantasy game I play in my mind so that cracked me up. Thanks

[@oracle8192]

@Uriah Her. Smart

[@theelias7909]

@@oracle8192 I dont get it

[@TheKarlAyala]

When that one peasant kid pulls out a longbow during sword training.

[@kelnhide]

Jeemol peasants wouldn’t be able to afford sword training though. Squires on the other hand, can.

[@Yoloballmuncher22]

But the other kids have shields...

[@AmnesiaForever]

kelnhide r/wooooooooosh

[@leepicbaconman1553]

OwenWasHerVEVO he didn’t miss the joke

[@martinesy6074]

It's not funny when you know that a longbow requires a lot of force to be pulled :c

[@GabeMoon]

This song is so good its gone forward and backwards in time

[@Xzyel.]

Damn the foreshadowing for the Kongsberg attack...

[@ThomasSquared]

Everybody gangsta until Lancelot launches his Trebuchet at the Monastery.

[@teolikespizza5444]

666 likes Nani!?

[@rajatpatel8846]

@@teolikespizza5444 no likes Nani?!?

[@nicholasyap9000]

nuu not lancelot it couldnt have

[@myal_2205]

Ah yes, the superior siege machine

[@saikarma1795]

Church of England time

[@str_light1871]

When thy jester hasn’t found thy quip humorous so thou escapes to yonder battlements to retrieve thy crossbow

[@rentalsnake6542]

Thou art adept in the diction of the noble lords, good sir, I bid you luck in your poetic endeavours, may you oft find coin in your purse and ladies on your loins. God be with ye.

[@kurokami117]

^ ^ Perfection

[@headsworthtg3585]

correct me if i’m wrong, but you said ‘ when your jester doesn’t find your quip funny, so go to get your crossbow’. This implies he’s yours(you’re some kind of member of the nobility/can afford a jester), he’s the jester though(he’s mr trying to be funny not you)... this doesn’t make any sense m8.

[@Lostname53]

Loooongbow

[@ttly1384]

@@headsworthtg3585 Yeah, 'when thine jest hath not been...' I believe would have been a better fit.

[@xXstudioghiblefanXx]

Everybody a knight till the class jester brings a longbow to the monetary

[@RainbowAnimeCupcake]

Of course this is getting recommended again NOW

[@LilySaintSin]

Yeah...

[@Marco_______]

When you install the killable children mod on Skyrim . . .

[@StitchedUpPunkette]

Wasn’t interested in Skyrim until now

[@KukHuve]

“Pa says im to friendly to strangers, but you seem alright.”

[@requiemlul3140]

Smokeweedeveryday420 WAIT-

[@requiemlul3140]

Sceptnado Nani the fuck

[@appleheaddefender]

Smokeweedeveryday420 same

[@teethpaste8568]

When the weird kid reaches into his satchel during alchemy

[@nic00001]

underrated

[@hiraeth7582]

LMFAO

[@eduardkalmanawardze]

And it's a satchel charge

[@lennydale92]

When thy tanners son reacheth for thine longbow during the Village summer fair.

[@amirnazery]

"during alchemy" LOL

[@reneguerra6003]

“Thou must flee, thou must flee, faster than mine arrow”

[@inflate8010]

‘Thou, who shalt slay the dragon, will receive 1000 guildiers’

[@recordzz5183]

‘Tis all but a jest till the quiet lad bids whom’st is the swiftest runner in ye olde English class

[@victorradial1179]

Better on latín...

[@SnakebitSTI]

Your English is a few centuries too recent lol.

[@Calamity_Jem]

That "ye" is everything about good old english

[@wepbop6736]

TRANSLATION: It’s all fun and games till the quiet kid finds who’s the fastest runner in your English class

[@overratedpancake9034]

@@wepbop6736 thanks, as a non-native english speaker this was confusing the shit outta me

[@memma8651]

Everybody gangsta until you hear this at castle.

[@Haneeen]

LMAOO

[@talbertobarbossa75]

This and the Rains of Castamere

[@tomd.6488]

Henry of Skalitz has chosen a dark path. He must be hungry.

[@atiqahhh9800]

Shoot shoot mfsss

[@mathiasrefael1393]

*at the phrontistery(school)

[@imaginative6315]

This seems very relevant today

[@katherinehansen950]

💀 I convinced our supervisor at work to play this over the intercom on nightshift. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all the night crew guys hate me now. This is great

[@mwyvanwymwyvanwy7880]

"Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?" "Vengeance my Lord."

[@ginkgo4310]

? Please ?

[@raymondbero6879]

This is amazing and I want to be your friend now.

[@samuelsmith5400]

This is actually a great line tho

[@Kiflaam]

@Rtkts if you're gonna pretend to be a commoner you need to speak like one.

[@zubaidamajeed5756]

"My lord, I dare not repent for my actions, I willingly betray thee!" *Is that a challenge, young Timothy?*

[@austinthedude1]

When the Court Jester suddenly stops acting silly...

[@crqf2010ruler]

@Pope Gregory I Thee lives inna kingdom.

[@Sjors_]

"Care for another jest, my liege? What dost thou acquire when thou combine a hermit addled with diseases of the mind and a civilization that doth abandon him and treat him as if he were filth? I shall tell thee what thou shalt obtain! Thou shalt obtain thine just reward!"

[@blammo5226]

he will be laughing still... in the end.

[@JavierGomezX]

@@Sjors_ Dude, make this an actual comment instead of a reply. It is just too good, to be lost here.

[@Durahan82]

A unemployed Jester is nobody's fool

[@RobertWalsh-vp5ui]

this song has one of the most beautiful melodies I have ever heard

[@jacquesfrancois4275]

"Whatever happened to Elliot? "He's a saint now"

[@supersoaker7]

"You're a nice lad, don't come to the bard's college tomorrow."

[@preposteroussvideos]

Underrated

[@bituin5908]

“Why’s that?” “Reasons.”

[@TheSilverSmitih]

*quicksaves

[@BOIZADAS]

didn't got this one

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

@@BOIZADAS the song is about a school shooting

[@gravyo5124]

Medieval child: *starts playing this song on his lute Every other peasant: Dost thou want to be friends? I’m willing to pay double for thy livestock

[@c.jhamblin5759]

Its all fun and games untill you get a carrier pigeon telling you not to go the bread lines tommorow

[@sighthoundstars]

@@c.jhamblin5759 I'm crying why is this so funny

[@notgosu0907]

Can some1 pls explain for me why u guys use the words such as thou, thy, thee,.. in these meme? I'm not an English speaker so I dont get it, maybe it's the accent of ppl in Medieval right? Sr for my English btw.

[@sighthoundstars]

@@notgosu0907 for sure! It's how people used to say "you" and "your" and stuff like that WAY back in time, just replace "thou" with you

[@notgosu0907]

@@sighthoundstars gramercy, thank thou

[@Dakarimadison]

Tis was my favorite melody during the crusades

[@shutterbugoli]

The middle ages is by far one of the eras that I find most fascinating and your music brings a huge smile to my face. What a perfect example of how art is timeless!

[@eggbulb]

Everybody gangsta until the peasant kid brings his bow to school

[@MrKevin-wu8re]

I gonna be honest that was a bad joke

[@eggbulb]

Mr. Kevin yeah that’s sort of the point

[@leonidaszatchbell2122]

@@neezoh Racist!

[@cmonbruh9646]

@@leonidaszatchbell2122 yall Americans should be the last to talk about racism

[@leonidaszatchbell2122]

@@cmonbruh9646 im indian 😂. The name's from an anime. Sike~~~ How rude of you to assume my nationality, this is 2020!!!

[@WastedTime489]

"Thou mother art gay!" "Nay thee!" **Pulls out holy hand grenade**

[@simarrandhawa3365]

God?!?! Is it really you?!

[@Gimmie_my_legoz]

Your user name makes it funny

[@redshirtguy5303]

Wtf

[@kairos8452]

@@redshirtguy5303 umm he can explain.

[@redshirtguy5303]

@@kairos8452 there can only be one

[@inakipropxd4204]

This is the result from changing the past and I like it

[@xRaoriex]

*" I say fellows of learning. I have come to beseech thee to hand over all of thy footwear due to reasons that shan't be shared. Thou shall have to turn to cursing thee from beyond thy grave if thine answer is no. Death or donation acquaintances?"*

[@justananonymouspotato]

First "thine" should be "thy"

[@xRaoriex]

@@justananonymouspotato any other adjustments?

[@justananonymouspotato]

@@xRaoriex Not as far as I know 👍

[@ChronoTau]

All ye other squires with thine leather sandals, ought to flee, ought to flee, with more haste than mine arrow

[@bensterWasHere]

Nice

[@GraveDigger388]

LMAO

[@bungus6707]

birbie how long did that take you? Haha

[@guilatrixx4442]

THIS WORKS

[@Josh-ez3mb]

Well done

[@carloss5735]

"Behold! Start to cry and pray now, pestilent cowards, but not even god himself will save you sinners from my crossbow!" - Richard, son of the blacksmith, "The quiet kid"

[@blazedinfernape886]

His name's robert.

[@Tekrothebountyhunter]

Richard the Quiet

[@janelantestaverde2018]

@@blazedinfernape886 Or Will.

[@gabriel_2557]

Lmao

[@fetkreb6216]

Dick the Quiet

[@chosenmaple99]

When thy jester scribbles onto thee partchment paper and speaketh, “don’t cometh to thy monestary tomorrow, gentleman”

[@ClementinesCoins]

thou shall regret thine torment caused upon thee

[@bassbibizh9363]

I can't express how much I love this music.

[@GodotOfficial]

When the French serf boy whispers something about Agincourt and takes his crossbow out of his satchel during English class

[@coryaw95]

@@cora1983 Stop killing the word wholesome.

[@user-we4kf5xm5u]

The nun is comin for you yeah she’s comin for you

[@luterynie]

omfg hi godot

[@rulerofeverything7247]

Godot Why are you everywhere I look? Even when they aren't related to Ace Attorney

[@noshame5330]

Comment is stolen, ive seen it on this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@random_person_lol1869]

The dislikes were those who weren’t swifter than his Arrows...

[@aimilios439]

Or those who know that this doesn't sound like medieval at all.

[@richardimo4433]

Αιμίλιος Σπηλιόπουλος sounds pretty medieval to me

[@ivanthethicc2363]

Big Iron but medieval?

[@DetectiveAme]

I was going to run for my life, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[@Ios13056]

@@aimilios439 A knave that was not swifter than his arrows

[@Tsuki_Uchihax6]

Beautiful version of my favorite song ❤️✨

[@Niggaballssex]

The cover art is gold

[@assassin4life6]

“Dear Timothy, what is in thine satchel?” “Vengeance my lord.”

[@alessandrobellei2730]

art thou mad brother?

[@uwu.-.5873]

Thou shalt sow what thou reap

[@weekly860]

Place thyn margarine on the mutt

[@isaiahmartinez5636]

@Charlie Gascoyne yah dude that's pretty good I know nothing about violins tho😅

[@koala2075]

"Bastards best be faster then thines arrow."

[@Stopitpls]

“Ha, yes, all are jests, yet you curs best avoid court this coming morrow”

[@tomhiscocks242]

I am a disappointment to my parents I thank thee with all mine heart

[@Niweera]

aren't we all?

[@joeking6972]

This is the most relatable username I've ever seen.

[@clearcontentment3695]

For ,thy cloth men sneak for toe, ought steed thy arrow, curb thy pride then void culling

[@KitKatHexe]

@@clearcontentment3695 I get the first two parts, but can you explain the third?

[@fordrushing1916]

"Thou art safe, but do not attendeth Mass on the morrow."

[@CrazyCaleo]

This is one of those things I didn't know I needed. Amazing work man!

[@sidneyk.8443]

Tis all jests until the blacksmith's boy brings a longbow to the archives.

[@cgd5693]

Sidney Kirk lmao

[@skhighglitch4217]

I raise thee: Tis all a jest ‘til the blacksmith’s boy brings a Evelyn to the Archives

[@skhighglitch4217]

Federal Bureau of Investigation *Triple Shot of crossbow bolts sounds off in the archives.*

[@auto_4097]

@@skhighglitch4217 Tis all a jest 'till the lords boy reacheth into his sachel and pulleth out a hunter axe in thine dream

[@dorgao4731]

I see you're a man of culture.

[@cryo2156]

Richard hath a swift hand He can look upon the hall and tell thee his plan He hath a smoking pipe Hanging from his mouth he's a Knight kid, ye He hath found'th a longbow In his Pa's chest, obscured 'th a box of odd baubles And I do nae know what But he shalt challenge thee, he shalt challenge thee All thee other folk with thyne plate sabatons shall best make haste, best make haste, outrun my bow. All thee other folk with thyne plate sabatons shall best make haste, best make haste, faster than my arrows. Pa work'th a long day He shalt cometh home late, he shalt cometh home late And he shalt bring'th me a surprise A feast is in the banquet, and it's packed in spice I hath waited for an age The sleight of my hand is now a swift-nock arrow I reason with my smoking pipe And say "thyne hair's ablaze, thou hath lost thyne wits" ye All thee other folk with thyne plate sabatons shall best make haste, best make haste, outrun my bow. All thee other folk with thyne plate sabatons shall best make haste, best make haste, faster than my arrows.

[@SimplyDuker]

Underappreciated lyrics comment

[@linked_soul]

You my man have to do some undertitles

[@deformercr6680]

This needs to be sung out now

[@deformercr6680]

I replied with these lyrics to a comment by ABAlphaBeta (I did credit you) You guys should really get together and make a sung out version

[@cryo2156]

@@deformercr6680 I've made some edits to it, and added the second verse.

[@cretudavid8622]

War general : no fun while we fight The archers is the back :

[@AdamKlownzinger]

For some reason I really love this

[@aliasd5423]

NGL kinda disappointed a British chap didn’t start singing like a bard

[@hmmm9658]

toss a coin to your weird kid

[@inujoshua1359]

Very disappointed 😔

[@cryoshio3764]

@Nice meme I understood that reference

[@BoarhideGaming]

Marcel Foreest Oh man congratulations, it’s only the most overused piece of pop culture since “I am your father”.

[@alvinzwe5136]

@@hmmm9658 Lmao

[@rurushu8094]

When thou donates fifteen shillings to the local maiden but she does not call out thine name in the chatter

[@plebesciterourke3702]

Ahh aye! Haha

[@Kidzero._]

F

[@naufalr.9521]

medieval simping

[@rodrikforrester6989]

@@naufalr.9521 also known by its more glamorous name, courtly love

[@warrencourtney4786]

A simp lord?

[@user-ji1ks3vd9g]

If I’m going back in time I’m gonna be playing this song around the kingdom

[@giniwelle]

This is an other worldly experience, if you are in the right mood... *marvelous.*

[@shaylennelson]

Arthur from Shrek would've played this song if one more kid had pushed him

[@brendanmurphy9482]

Underrated

[@erkthemage8019]

Best comment ive read in years

[@Gman240]

Based.

[@toadthebreakvan4518]

Best

[@a_mortal_at_the_portal]

This one wins

[@shad5812]

The rats in the 1300s when the peasants called them pests too many times

[@Tallonest]

Sceptnado who would win? An advanced civilization of millions of people or one ratty boi?

[@martinhorvath4117]

@@Tallonest Your comment is so wrong on so many levels.

[@luxmin6115]

@@Tallonest rooting for the ratty boi

[@hi-ep7ro]

@@Tallonest no,basically there was a plague that depopulated medieval Europe and it was caused by a rat.

[@zushi9341]

Outrun my plague

[@paul-ye3ut]

When the quiet schoolar brings a pot-de-fer to the town hall

[@thebadegg8937]

The crowds put on a noble façade till the jester notches his short-bow with ill intent.

[@serakxi]

When your classmates are heretics....

[@manjensen1710]

When your classmates are doing math*

[@theepicwizard4631]

When your classmates has red hair

[@j.a.m9323]

*PURGE THEM BROTHER*

[@Chingerz]

i felt that..

[@idontevenknowanymorelol2062]

*UNACCEPTABLE*

[@bagellord113]

"Come hither fool." *the fool jingled miserably across the floor*

[@yourlocalscribe948]

I thought you said "come hitler fool" xd

[@okcomputerr]

Ksjsjjssj bruh I choked on my own spit

[@PlagueDocling]

"what you egg!?" *he stabs him*

[@ykhowidoit]

Your Local Scribe so did I :(

[@bholanathhembram7366]

Best piece of literature ever written

[@derikkudesu6294]

When the peasant kid carries a bag but instead of bread, it has arrows

[@candypeperoni6351]

Love these ppl who can wrote an old medieval phrases , and can make an easy poetry

[@lavenderhuman]

Martin Luther takes a more aggressive approach after the church ignores his 95 theses

[@purplefire2834]

This is the best comment I've seen so far, and there area lot of good ones here. Nice.

[@ferstnaimlaastnaim6732]

I would love to see a movie based around that lol

[@thegiantmiget8]

Completely underrated

[@pagatoni]

THIS IS IT. THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[@supermouse73]

Nuzhat Nayeem ? He wasn’t wdym

[@ends5813]

When your at the monastery and you laugh at the quiet monk’s sandals:

[@ike1791]

Lmfao

[@aiiiia9971]

HahahahahA xD

[@skarabyll1458]

"The quiet monk" I think they are usually quiet lmao

[@silver_einherjar]

you're

[@LL-tr5et]

"your"

[@MochacchinoPlease]

I didn’t needed this, but thank you. Now I know WE NEED MORE

[@champstep]

Random playing while I was working took me here. And I'm really love this!!!