hades game clips but zagreus escapes the context

[@mourningdewey]

"i've got a survey if you'd like to fill it out" gives off "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" energy

[@cyboygaming1925]

Hi there! *Would you like to sign my petition?*

[@jinglejinglebell7844]

"no" - Zagreus ,the prince of the underworld

[@Talpfote]

I got excited when he asked, and was like "yes!", meanwhile Zag went "no" in the same moment

[@tomilang]

That "no" just caught me so off guard I can't stop laughing

[@nathansquared2685]

"Hi, would you sign my petition?"

[@sofer2230]

0:57 Zagreus "the boss's son" gets to waltz in the office, make terrible jokes, and leave. No wonder they all hate him!

[@helge5565]

Zag: *dies to The Tiny Rodent* Hypnos: That’s the funniest s**t I’ve ever seen

[@abluesapphire1493]

He really is a best friend, laughing at our misery. I want to like but I don't want to ruin the 69-

[@granzedora]

​@@abluesapphire1493 I made it better lol

[@Levyafan]

I am once again reminded that the reason Zagreus and Achilles hate onions (and the former is not healed by it) is because it never came upon them that onions can be COOKED. These dumbasses just eat them RAW.

[@mothkeytv]

I love this game.

[@HellGrimo]

What's wrong wity a raw onion?

[@ernameria]

Somehow it fits their characters

[@yuri-b1rd]

..as if raw onions don't taste divine, c'mon now

[@DeMause]

Dirty shit-apples.

[@hamsterman5735]

"sleep is for the living" god the look on the shades just kills me

[@someoneawesome8717]

I would have given him the finger

[@jamesquillen7965]

"🙄🙄"

[@kamilslup7743]

they've probably heard that joke a lot. probably from steve.

[@dreamypizza8458]

"Sleep is for the living" also zagreus "I'll sleep when I'm dead"

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@dreamypizza8458 fr fr. Got a shirt on fangamer, text says "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Features chibi Thanatos and Hypnos

[@diamondbentley7469]

Hypnos: "You have my sympathies" 😅 Zagreus: "No, keep them" 😒

[@raiknightshade3442]

WHEN ALL THE SHADES GAVE THE ROLLED EYES EMOJI I *CACKLED--*

[@glassphoenix9095]

zagreus: [opens his mouth for any reason] the employed shades: [everyone disliked that.]

[@0Fa_R0E]

Having Hades' call is the best when you use it against him. "Father!" "Boy!" "Turn invisible, see if I care" "I'm right here!"

[@kochathefat327]

"Father!!" "Oh, shut up!"

[@falsetto6455]

"Father!!" "What?!"

[@ScrewdriverGaming]

I love getting it with other boons that let your gauge increase faster - the more you use it in the fight, the more sick of your crap Hades gets.

[@soulless_jake540]

He used hades to beat hades

[@Oliver-Thyella]

@@soulless_jake540In a game called Hades, no less.

[@kamilslup7743]

bruh can't believe zagreus literally died from cringe when the narrator said it was all a dream

[@yasquishyboi902]

“zagreus came” next scene: *zagreus and Thanatos in someone bedroom*

[@rainybow6994]

Totally intended lol 😂

[@SuperMiIk]

Hades himself is so underrated he's funny as hell lmao

[@bojuu]

heh

[@omarsalem1219]

Pun

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

What a _diabolical_ pun

[@EJ-ns7qi]

Oh man, this all reminds me of that time when I arrived to fight Hades, and there was a fishing point in the river in front of Hades. The dialogue went something along the lines of Hades expressing annoyance about the fish "taunting him" as it swam about.

[@cyboygaming1925]

And the best part is is that they agree that whoever wins the fight gets the fish

[@CallMeMimi27]

i was having a rather lousy run one day. didn't got the build i was going for. missed the duo boons i wanted, lost a death defiance to the tiny vermin. and i was very discouraged about the fight with hades, but when i saw that fishing point. boy i pulled confidence from where there wasn't any and beat him. then i missed the perfect catch and didn't catch the sturgeon. went home and rage quitted the game for a week.

[@soka3106]

@@CallMeMimi27My emotions were a fuckjng roller coaster

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

I got one where Zagreus sarcastically comments if he'd like for them to fish together as father and son.

[@skellingtonman]

That fish was the only reason I beat extreme measures hades

[@Isogyre_]

"Guh-dong" will always bring me so much entertainment

[@longbeing]

That dialogue about the onions sounds like a joke a voice actor with a good Achilles impression would post on here

[@rainybow6994]

👆 my exact thoughts

[@pelipoika88]

"It was all a dream" Thanks Hypnos.

[@NickiRusin]

truly one of the moments of all time

[@kamilslup7743]

@@NickiRusin then zagreus proceeds to literally die from cringe

[@pinkpom.s5312]

"Too bad i cant just shift you to the top, though this wasnt so bad"...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

[@thefactspherefromportal2740]

That Zag's a bottom. Rejoice

[@galleryg998]

@@thefactspherefromportal2740 😂 😂 😂

[@aurorapevensie7971]

And the "whew" after....

[@finnthefannibal]

@@thefactspherefromportal2740 Bruh

[@khloeg1649]

I mean.... considering the conversation that transpired before this, and the "whew..." afterwards, I have.... some ideas 😓

[@Yoyo_boi202]

I always imagine Darren korb just sat in a room, on his own, doing the zagreus skelly conversations

[@Helda_Ilweranta]

Me too 😂

[@Synthonym]

I love Theseus so much. He's just so completely fucking Extra and every single line delivery cracks me up

[@rainybow6994]

I hate him ❤ (affectionate)

[@lalalupsi6493]

whats wrong with u

[@urbainleverrier1]

He's a piece of shit but by the Gods on high he's a very likeable one at that. I can't fucking help it but smile whenever he talks with his overly pomp and jerky voice

[@stuckupcurlyguy]

Yeah he's my favourite character. He just has endless beef with Zagreus for no reason other than their characters clash. Every other character begrudgingly admires Zagreus but Theseus just hates his guts and wants to send him back to Tartarus. He's not even a bad guy, he just has a showman sort of personality and lacks self consciousness. It's great.

[@coldfanta4963]

I loved the voice actor's thought process behind voicing him. He's described as a "prouder, more insecure Ares."

[@ameliasellers6396]

I never got that rat dialogue oh my god it's glorious.

[@RandomUser0913]

Please tell me someone else cackled when Hermes tried to quote Charon 💀

[@hallo5212]

Not sure what's funnier: the possibility that Hermes, Messenger God, fully understands Charon and was actually quoting him, or the possibility that he has no fucking idea what Charon is saying, but loves the dude anyway and was sincerely trying his best. Or third possibility: Hermes is fully capable of translating Charon's message to Zagreus, but chooses not to just to fuck with them.

[@soleraprincessgongjunim3320]

i think my favorite dialogue in the game is when hades complains that he's trying to catch a fish and he's not having any luck

[@Fukei_Mono]

0:18 Even the God of the Underworld has to relish in the sheer power of dad jokes every now and then.

[@ameliasellers6396]

4:05 Oh my god he's a himbo.

[@rr1ver]

YESSSS HES THE BEST HIMBO EVER. WE LOVE ACHILLES.

[@ph1ls1mpnotonly]

​@@rr1ver YESSIR!!!!! DA BEST HIMBO BOI

[@apollo6988]

i have never heard the rat dialogue or the one with hermes referencing charon before and oh my god thats amazing thank you

[@rainybow6994]

There's one where Zagreus is also imitating Charon's voice, but I was unprepared and I didn't manage to catch that 😭

[@apollo6988]

@@rainybow6994 pretty sure it's on another zagreus compilation video! its the one after beating charon twice in a row for charon right?

[@rainybow6994]

@@apollo6988 Yup, that's the one ☺

[@caoutchoucinfernal]

''Guh-dong...''

[@cedeelbe]

So glad to know I'm not the only one that does that corner shield block thing in timed rooms

[@malarcher5580]

i use the shield all the time how have i never thought of that,,, damn, thanks

[@Based_indie_enjoyer]

Same

[@spacecat_scribbles]

one of many reasons the shield is the best

[@O52T]

@@malarcher5580something I love doing for shits and giggles is to try and make a build based on Demeter’s cast ability work while I use the shield for blocking. It’s basically Engineer TF2: plop down a sentry, it makes your problems go away while you cower in fear in a corner.

[@sinemcolak1916]

"Hahahahaha." "🎵Zagreus came🎵" *cuts to the after sex scene* "Too bad I can't just shift you to the top" 5:05 i love this

[@MTdaBlacking]

"Studying the competition, you might say." Thanatos, you are mad about a *river*. 🤣

[@KlementtM]

Hermes quoting Charon was amazing

[@DreamOfUpir]

omg the poseidon call is too real

[@kittyvalbuena182]

I’ve never used the Hades call in the Hades fight that’s so funny

[@RJ-1580]

*entering the vermin boss room* Me: Oh no Zag a split second later: Oh no

[@samueljo7910]

Spoilers for Hades 2: THEY NAMED THE FUCKING RAT “Oh No” WHEN IT SHOWS UP AS A BOSS

[@theblaze5530]

​@@samueljo7910 uh oh

[@dankemems4701]

this makes me miss the times when everyone still had dialogue options...ive played this game way too much lol

[@cameronschyuder9034]

New file?

[@theblaze5530]

​@cameronschyuder9034 it's not the same anymore:(

[@highoctanesynx7950]

"You have it half correct" He's right 😅, I'm yet to beat him consistently

[@kamilslup7743]

best run i got him down to like 5% so yeah. the build was basically exploding spear throw

[@expychristian]

You just KNOW that Persephone and Nyx are having that classic mother-grandmother friendly gossiping.

[@Brione30]

My main takeaway from this is that even after 70+ hours of playing, I still have so much more to discover

[@Ren-zi5zl]

5:20 bottom zag confirmed

[@ohboyimstuckintheoven]

Hell yeahhhh

[@ph1ls1mpnotonly]

Yassss

[@abluesapphire1493]

1:18 wow, Hypnos really is a best friend, he's laughing at our misery XD

[@thegreendragon5390]

What are brothers in law for?

[@Rain-cs3wp]

“you have my sympathies” “no, keep them” is INSANE dialogue.

[@frankwest5388]

Skelly “please have mercy on me” Zagerus “you will have nothing but mercy if you don’t tell me.”

[@mallomofun]

4:13 “FATHER!” “BOY!”

[@Soupigeon]

God this game is so funny

[@thehistoricaloracle3145]

Hypnos' laugh 😭🥺

[@Vincentspurgatory]

i half expect Chaos or Than to say 'Hi SiStErS' everytime i run into him or them.

[@tiredmarejai2537]

SCREEEECH I NEVER SAW THAT "The Hydra had a familly" "so do I" BEFORE

[@lightninghaski]

when does thanatos say "too bad i can't just shift you to the top" i've never seen this clip before and i can't find any other mention of it happening

[@daaishifeeling]

spoilers . . . . after zag gets together with him, he can show up in the west hall with a heart above his head, and if you interact with him he shifts them both to zag's room for some,,,, fun times lmao. the line is after they fuck basically

[@galleryg998]

I think its after one of their 🌶 spicy 🌶 siestas - given Zag’s “whew”

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

Just got the dialogue: can confirm

[@kylefreeburg9353]

Oh, *that* top

[@NickiRusin]

@@kylefreeburg9353 he can shift him to that top tho

[@flavialinauer7147]

I really like one when you start an escape attempt and Hades says: "Nyx is the night herself, her twin sons, sleep and death! But you? I cannot think of anything, I fear! Except the god of talking back to me,"

[@fiachracoakley3303]

This is a certified poggers video

[@CallMeMimi27]

"too bad I can't shift you to the top" Oh my...

[@kraosdadafusfus8034]

Fun fact. Lernie is Cerberus' sibling. They're both children of Typhon and Echidna.

[@lackingcreativevalue]

3:19 kills me everytime!

[@bustedkeaton]

4:39 when your dom runs out of ideas

[@nettaatzili1936]

5:08. Confirmed. Zagreus is the bottom.

[@YoursTrulyYami]

This game made me want to date my own character and turn into Narcissus I'm in love with Zagreus

[@TheDeerTonic]

3:56 i can't stop thinking about this..

[@niffleraku]

3:44 ASKDHJ this is literally what I do sometimes when I use the shield lmao im wheezing

[@sofiaofthewoods3405]

The dialogue in this game is so unserious 😭

[@getterzth6957]

0:57 Those shades died the second time right there

[@andreahardin7521]

0:45 I LOVE SURVEYS- I’D LOVE TO

[@tinycatfriend]

i have 500 hours in this game and i JUST got that hermes dialogue and cackled so fuckin loud

[@bluejae825]

5:07 🎶Zagreus came🎶

[@blooe8448]

"guh-dong" gets me every time

[@watch_nana]

i love hypnos' laugh

[@FreelancerWells]

They way Zag threatens to withold violence and Skelly is like 👀💦

[@mozz14378]

At first I really thought Christopher Judge was the one voicing hades.

[@iamnerose1658]

Haha, *BOI*

[@ianfleischer3532]

*NO MERCY SKELLY-*

[@thehermit8618]

"Oh we're busy formulating more of our dark schemes together, Zagreus" well that is one way to call the scheduling of a girls' night out

[@nicnuyster18AS]

Thank you random video for making me play this

[@kasashiedo2286]

Zagreus: *fakes laugh* The song: "Zagreus came"

[@skeetfrommcspankys4721]

recently got back into it from a new save and hearing all those rare interactions is easily the best part about the game. "guh-dong" is probably one of my favorite ones

[@choir345]

That Hypnos dialogue where he laughs at Zagreus getting killed by the rat destroyed me.

[@Glacial7]

Zagreus: “Hahahahaha.” Orpheus: “Zagreus came…”

[@genarotorresvargas5513]

I have been waiting for a video like this for ages, Thanks mate

[@hyperf1sh161]

“Guh-dong”

[@Grim_Sister]

Guh-DONG!!!

[@soirema]

Thanatos: "too bad i cant shift you to the top.." Umm Than ..? 😳

[@bluelfsuma]

5:10 _Uh, I totally... misinterpreted that! Um,_

[@aldohorn1704]

Hypnos: Now that is what I call a Deadline. Hahahahaha. Zagreus: Hahahaha Orpheus (in the background): Zagreus came.

[@ryokkeno]

I absolutely love every character in this game. The writing is absolutely wonderful. Which is something i say about EVERY Supergiant Games... game.

[@MothraFan61]

1:32 is the best line of dialogue in the game. No one can convince me otherwise.

[@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING]

5:10 i feel like im missing some context

[@lord_ozymandias]

the scene really is exactly what you think it is

[@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING]

@@lord_ozymandias oh... I still ship it

[@aiaioioi]

the voiceovers make the game so much better, the dialogue is already funny but the voices kill me

[@aiaioioi]

also the skelly one becomes incredibly funnier when you know they're voiced by the same person

[@abrahamnotlincoln3439]

" ive got a survey here to fill out if you want " ............... " no "

[@BlastOffer]

I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR OVER A 120 HOURS AND HAVEN'T SEEN MOST OF THOSE FUNNY OFF STORY DIALOGUES?!

[@rainybow6994]

The script is a masterpiece. Lines barely repeat themselves here 👏

[@BlastOffer]

@@rainybow6994 I haven't seen a single repeat either within my 120 hours

[@Itto..ngh..harder...]

hold up you can have a hades boon?

[@jamesbrice3267]

Hit him with some nectar then wait until he lets Zagreus grow closer to him.

[@phospadparadschaa]

this game has no business being this funny

[@smol_sasquatch6896]

0:56 "Sleep is for the living, amirite?" *everyone hated that*

[@Colden_Deluxe64]

We will never know where are baby boy is in the sequel

[@vibeslime]

"To bad I can't just shift you to the top" I call BS. You're both gods, Than, have some imagination

[@InsanityVirus]

3:35 man, a MOOD

[@Sorcerer86pt]

Tiny little rodent??? That thing is a menance.

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

Looks like hades II algorithm blessed you

[@Lorendrawn]

Imagine the french onion soup you could make in the underworld.

[@mobgabriel1767]

GOW2018 bê like: 4:14

[@enderziad8411]

2:18 "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK, THIS IS NOT OVER" Said Gabriel calmly

[@OttoNaCall]

0:57 damn Zagreus got the whole squad laughing

[@liluru159]

1:13 этот смех 😭💙

[@KHTimeProtecter]

I haven’t played so context doesn’t exist for me. My only question is, “Can I punch Hypnos? He sounds like he needs a punch.”

[@strictlydonotcare2421]

Oh buddy wait till you spend time with Theseus, Hypnos will seem kind and considerate

[@KHTimeProtecter]

If what I’ve heard in this video is any indication, I say he deserves a kick in the nuts. Especially considering what he did in the living world.

[@someoneawesome8717]

Fun fact, Hypnos doesn't actually do sarcasm! So every time he tries telling you how not to die he's genuinely trying to help

[@Zekrozma3]

5:20 Well, see me intrigued, flabbergasted, hoodwinked some might say

[@JMthePowerful]

I love this type of video, cool editing!