Half Australian

[@lcsmdna]

“What are you, bionic?” “Nonononono... I only like the girls.”

[@braydenmackinaw689]

That one killed me lmao

[@6TomCruz6]

Thanks anyways 🤣

[@hiighway7570]

@Tom Cruz .. Next scene of man who lost his goat

[@hindugoat2302]

@@hiighway7570 what kind of goat?

[@hiighway7570]

@Hindu Goat.. Goat Type: Hindu 🙃

[@somebuddyX]

lol, come to Western Sydney and he does sound Australian.

[@Prettybigday]

Hoodooos!

[@TM686K]

Would have been sold if he had a Bulldogs supporter jersey on lol.

[@Sqweekyy]

South West maybe.

[@tiggakayz]

He'll fit in just fine anywhere before the bridge

[@julienneangelocarpo2229]

So funny lol

[@Chuckerson100]

Haulf Haustralian Haulf Mount Everest. Lol

[@yaboishrek2604]

I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him

[@Pulang_Diwa]

Hahahaha. I still couldn't tell if the actor really do that stunt or it was a special effect.

[@yaboishrek2604]

@@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude

[@jayson7627]

No no no no. 😁

[@nick56677]

Lmfao thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that until now and I've seen this movie a lot of times. Hilarious

[@mattfake8634]

Criminally underrated movie.

[@krishanuA]

You may be Mr Fake, but your comment is completely true!

[@aftabkhann2314]

What the movies name

[@theidler69]

@@aftabkhann2314 you don't mess with the zohan

[@zt1788]

As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.

[@nobuzzlitebeer7258]

Did this just pop up in your recommendations too?

[@OldFellaDave]

It did in mine, but we have crappy internet here near Mt Everest outside of Dapto ... so it takes a while ...

[@radovanprstojevic1060]

I'm so glad you got rid of the apartheid

[@FM-dm8xj]

As someone who is also full australian, i can attest to the accuracy of this statement.

[@alexandrajablon4190]

JACHNUN😭

[@6TomCruz6]

"Could you atleast change the station" changes it to something more middle eastern or more foreign 😂

[@805livin4]

That scene always cracks me up 🤣🤣

[@jamesbarratt593]

this movie requires watching more than once. the jokes are plentiful and first time round I obviously missed loads.

[@julienneangelocarpo2229]

Bach in the days where he just did something random but it just worked I'm dying just remembering all the funny quirks. A the good ol carefree days

[@chimastudios]

@@julienneangelocarpo2229 can't try that nowadays eh?

[@Poseidon650]

hah.. missed loads..

[@kathytukavkin2522]

Rob Schneider is always hilarious

[@michalangelodolinaj289]

Hes the best like always!

[@Jamokai]

He can do it!

[@Jagerminds]

I almost fell out of my chair when I heard half Australian half Mt. Everest

[@cbass4352]

🤣🤣

[@nimbusflamel8844]

"you do not want to be throwing bicycles" just everything about his approach is perfect

[@chillkitty5172]

One night I walked out o a bar to see a massive angry drunk man throwing my bicycle. I now always lock my bicycle.

[@peterjarnes25]

I no sleep, I no see World Series of poker. I'm dead! Rob is genius!

[@nick56677]

Ppl forget how popular WSOP was at midnight and early AM in 2007-2009.

[@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr]

"What are you bionic?" "No no no no no i only like the girls, thanks anyways"😂😂😂

[@azazel5701]

Guy: where are you from Zohan: (coughs up flem) khaustralia Guy: really, you sound middle eastern Zohan: no no no similar accent, khhangarooo

[@enzi42]

one of his best movies and no one mentions this one.

[@enzi42]

HANGerOO See?

[@andyserkiz3384]

That's because the core Sander's audience don't recognize this one. This is more a guilty pleasure type of movie.

[@sergeiarlovski]

This guy is straight out of Bankstown.

[@s.a.1834]

🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

[@Scradleyellis]

I was 11 when this came out. So many of these jokes went over my head 😂

[@eltonyescas5425]

This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.

[@chichan8424]

My main complain is the misrepresentation of the affordability of apartments in NYC in this clip

[@JagTheRipper]

Smell it, smellt it, smell it, smell it, now take it. XD

[@johanrossouw6432]

2:38 - "Whose logsieb do I have to schlug?!" Gets me everytime. 😂

[@harryhonsoo3255]

This is movie made it right under the line before movies turned to shit.

[@FalafelTheBurner]

Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid* Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler* I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.

[@dani9082]

OMG i just noticed this line for the first time! it is so funny

[@welcometolife4237]

Lol

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

But they do, the rest of us don’t

[@danielquinn9]

Mate I'm Aussie and don't even know what Apartheid means.

[@onthewattle]

@@danielquinn9 search Apartheid South Africa mate. From a Victorian Aussie

[@Thatshowitsdone619]

"Salami, bologna, applesauce!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@indiancowpeedrinker9241]

hello my name applesauce

[@KyloBedo-]

What are you? Bionic? No no no,I only like the girls. I bet Sandler 100 percent made that moment.

[@eastsideog2054]

Rob Schneider's dope asf

[@hughmcnamara1790]

Rob Schneider is a stapler

[@eltonyescas5425]

I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.

[@eastsideog2054]

@UnjustifiedRecs hi fcukface..better than ur toxic life..ginger..

[@jayreynolds57]

@UnjustifiedRecs this is his mums account

[@eastsideog2054]

@@jayreynolds57 remove the face from your name.but still nice name🤡🤡!

[@drumboarder1]

Most of these lines must have gone over my head when I watched this

[@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating]

-"Woah, are you bionic?" -"nonononoO, I only like the girls" 😂

[@zareeftashfique8168]

australia gets rid of apartheid Zohan: "Oh YES!! the weather is much cooler"

[@AdilParray]

"smell it smell it smell it.. now take it" That sounds like me with my.... ahmmm..

[@JC-nd5ye]

I fucking love this movie bro🤣🤣🤣

[@adjone]

"Apple who?!" 😂😂

[@pickzkickz]

I'd love to see the behind the scenes on those foot uppercuts.

[@dopamineee3715]

Oh yes, the weather is much cooler 😆

[@braydenmackinaw689]

Adam is extremely handsome in this film

[@edraith]

what's this masterpiece

[@husanabdul-fattah1181]

"No no no no no no know i only like the girls"

[@fleperd7021]

the scene of the guy in the taxi is amazing

[@Lawer7]

2:09 measuring his junk lol

[@nocomment892]

if you listen closely he's adjusting it like a chiropractor

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

1:14 the only person who can perfect such a human pretzel is Lori loud!

[@Wanderer1991]

2:50 always get me😂

[@Lil_Doc115]

“What is happening?” 💀

[@ILIK3HATERZ]

Want some chickens........no no no no....i fix for you

[@coldice5384]

Such skills from a guy who is half Australian and half Mt. Everest.

[@adams546]

I love the part when he's fixing his duck lol

[@Rizzy_K]

Half Mount Everest.

[@guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272]

Why is he just leaving the bicycle there? It can still be fixed.

[@zacherydewey3866]

You said you wanted pretzel smell it shell it now take it 🤣

[@muneebbhat3928]

Stay away from my business, mustafa 😂😂

[@danellboy5757]

Lesson of the story and 99% of movies: Violence solves everything.

[@willrandolph1301]

You do not want to be throwing bicycles.

[@itsmohitkhudotiya]

salami baloney applesauce with the hand gesture lmao

[@dallassaavedra7471]

2:53 iTs bULL-sHAlaHaH!!!

[@shazanali692]

That taxi driver is rob Schneider

[@bttp011]

Scrappy have another knedlach

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂 As an Aussie I can tell you where I’m from people sound very different to this fella I’m guessing he’s from Western Sydney or maybe Melbourne. 😂🤣😂

[@sirjohnmara]

The NOBEL Peace Prize to Adam Sandler! I was in a VHS-store in Tel Aviv and they only had this movie. 157 copies of it...

[@deanomontano]

What are you bionic 😂😂 I use this line all the time

[@uncletomscabin2073]

Australia they just made that name up.

[@anthonyorduno9634]

Funny as hell 👍

[@mikejohnson9118]

Ya know in a nice way, she is a "Good mom".

[@Lijaskurzeme]

1:25 It's all beseder xD..I only like the girls... 2:10 I am *HAUSTRALIAN* xD

[@northernbrother1258]

I love Borat!

[@anakinyork5249]

“It’s bullshlacka..”

[@craighumphries7761]

Come to Perth they're everywhere

[@jeromehuntington3962]

Paul Mitchell is The God of Hair.

[@bruxyb]

Gotta love the Zoltan x

[@Crackerjacks420]

I will be working with paul mitchell, As soon as I find out where they are hiding him.. lmao

[@aybgreg6748]

Hilarious 😂...Rob Schneider is also hilarious as the guy Zohan confiscated the goat 🐐 from 🤣

[@Teriyaki92217]

Khalf khaustralian 🔥🔥🔥

[@fahadbaloch8442]

Genius

[@yndraism]

Hihihi! "Be nice! He could be a terrorist."

[@johngate4715]

"yes its the feet, its the feet uppercut!" "SLAMI< BOLOGNA< APPLESAUSE"

[@Bxdarealest]

I’m not bionic, I only like the girls haha

[@laishraminaobakhuman2458]

Full video please bro

[@titosumi7829]

What are you ? Bionic ??? No no no no no ! I only like the girls ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-se5ef5pl3o]

Show this movie to your barber and hairdresser. Silly movie.

[@DanielBankerOfficial]

סלאמי בולוני אפל סוס חחחחח גדול! אין על זוהאן! מזל טוב סנדלר! ❤️🤟

[@agentjproductions3718]

KHalf Mount everest 🤣🤣🤣

[@robinarcher964]

What is the name of the movie? . . someone, anyone?

[@highwaytohell4197]

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

[@gabegonzalez5055]

I love how he said Bull Shlaha

[@DamanKingBear]

Almost Oscar Nominee Adam Sandler🤣

[@deathwaiting9931]

The poster cutted the best scene. Lol.

[@adharshmanikoth3381]

What are you bionic? No i just like the girls

[@6TomCruz6]

Thanks anyways

[@Castlecoke]

He thought he meant bisexual.

[@infamoustop1029]

whats this movie

[@teopeiramatikos]

movie name ?

[@GordiansKnotHere]

This was a frickin funny movie... Great to watch to take one away from the worlds craziness for a while. EDIT: Rob Schneider stole this movie IMO.

[@FirstnameLastname-gy2ci]

I like Adam Sandler but he should have done a podcast if he wanted me to watch him fuck around with his friends. DISCLAIMER: the early days were different.

[@jae5004]

Whenever an accident occurs and somebody says “Let’s be glad nobody was hurt!” My first thought is ‘Not yet bitch, wait til the cops leave’ Thanks John Caparulo

[@NoziphoDlungele]

What the name of the movie

[@verticalstance]

bro the mom in this movie was so fucking fine to me as a kid

[@krispynah6043]

@2:09 so funny

[@aliguyo5018]

You look good

[@hhdgdhum]

I ❤️ this movie 😁

[@aahildmg9289]

What is a movie name

[@MADDY-UNIVERSE]

What is this English accent is called??

[@syedhaider1675]

"it's bull shlakha"

[@kylemessicktiedyecollector5690]

Half Australian. Haulf Australian. Haulf Paul Mitchell. And Haulf Megaware Australian Man.

[@hawarmusse8137]

I’m also Australia and half Mount Everest

[@武装韭菜]

what movie?

[@johnpontes812]

That is the most Israeli thing ive ever seen

[@TheGamingManiac]

2:10 did he just crack his junk?!