Half Baked Ep. 12 - The Ralph Retort

🔴Half Baked Podcast Episode 12 - The Ralph Retort🔴
► Episode Description: The boys are alone this episode discussing trending topics in the community. The Ralph Retort DMCA'd down Tea Clips channel and Episode 4 of Onision in Real Life released!
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► Featuring:
➡️ ‪@TurkeyTom‬🦃
➡️ ‪@Lord_Vega‬🍻
➡️ ‪@NicholasDeOrio‬🏒​
► Episode Artwork: / cynical_zeru 🎨

[@HalfBakedPodcast]

Follow this weeks artist: twitter.com/cynical_zeru

[@coolekm2011]

Yay Zeru!

[@tylenol7764]

Dont follow the artist, his lack of human anatomy is concerning. Like leafy has no chin, nick has no neck.

[@vids2002]

That Def Noodles impression has me dead 😆😆

[@ekysnoir]

Why does Tom have a toxic cloud around? Monster vapouring sweat?😂

[@suffermatthew392]

I can actually hear nick saying "okay" when I read that speech bubble

[@najadamu2724]

Doxxing is defined as

[@ekysnoir]

Ghaghagha me too, also with a split second of background music 😂

[@Crisco_Disco]

You won the internet

[@dayjeanjunior2360]

It’s almost creepy I can’t read it with his voice saying ok in my head

[@craigjones9992]

"The pecking order is KZbinr, journalist, OnlyFans." Never change Nick, lmao.

[@andreelmatacoronavirusquin1322]

It wasn’t all the other bs that ralph did, not the doxing of his paypiggies, him releasing the sextape of his fresh out of highschool girlfriend, it wasn’t knocking up said girl, no what broke the camel’s back was him flagging a shitty archive channel.

[@brianbread7698]

I know how can a person do something so awful as too flag a channel

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Lol

[@sydoc227]

Nick: Hopefully my Onision video is out by the time this gets released Nick’s channel: *cricket noises, feet shuffling*

[@orenalbertmeisel3127]

8:20 at this point there’s more people blocked by NedNoodles than there are sand-corns in the Sahara desert

[@bestinthesector1875]

Damn boys. Really dropping the ball on not having an animation smh I feel like a freak if I stare at a still image for an hour but god damn you give me Vega sipping his beer every few sec and my eyes are glued

[@wegothostiles]

I know y'all have your own prospects and I know that y'all have busy lives but I'd love to see this podcast continue. Something about this show keeps me coming back. Y'all have great chemistry together!

[@psychdraws390]

Zeru did an amazing job on the thumbnail 🥺❤

[@miniladdkidnappedmysister2240]

I know, so good

[@tylenol7764]

Nick has no neck like leaft has no chin

[@someonegaming7710]

Hey half baked podcast thumbnail artist guy

[@bestinthesector1875]

In regards to Tom speaking of the ideal media- Damn Tom is well spoken when he wants to be

[@lizzieisbaked]

I love how “we’re gay” has become the outro.

[@toptiercontent7123]

Been literal years since I've heard the name "Steve shibes"

[@claytob]

I had to look him up to even remember why people hated him lol

[@stepfitz1016]

I loved the takes from all of you guys on the journalism topic. You all have a great dynamic and I really look forward to hearing what's next

[@ccaivi]

For a second I thought Vega wasn't wearing pants

[@nikkired5584]

New episode!! Lets gooooo😁

[@A.Persons]

Oh gosh piz keep this going ty all for your hard work and great dynamic lmao. I love how there are three different viewpoints. I enjoy each viewpoint immensely and love your engagement and counterarguments. Dude if I had the $$$ I would def join your Patreon and a huge shout to every artist that is featured. I hope you guys grow and much love!!!

[@stepfitz1016]

I love the old school journo/reporter hats on the check marks. That's a really dope detail. Love the art, top tier. Reminds me of Baited

[@gachasimp7437]

From now on I'll eat a big Mac every time nick says "aks" instead of ask until I'm as fat as him and can finally die of a heart attack lol

[@claytheenemy]

Sweet release

[@MKr-pf5ql]

what a way to go

[@Taps77w]

Holy shit zerus art is amazing

[@bigbrothertw]

ok but why vega got a bussy in this one

[@Davidplex]

@@bigbrothertw...

[@tylenol7764]

His art sucks, that looks nothing like nick or Turkey tom. First off turkey tom has never given a face reveal and nick has no neck

[@Taps77w]

@@tylenol7764 HAHAHAHAHAHAH TOM HAS, LOOK AROUND ON TWITTER HIS FACE IS OUT THERE

[@Renncia]

I didn't realize that vega was wearing pants at first

[@cami62100]

I can finally sit and listen to this. Well done boys, as always

[@howardsimcox5596]

Lmao it deadass looks like Vega got a chip on his shoulder in the drawing. He the man tho

[@MattyGeneric]

Loving The Art Fellas. I Hope This Podcast Blows Up To See Some Lord Vegas Animations Too.

[@orenalbertmeisel3127]

Finally some authoritative sources that can explain to me wtf happened with the Ralph Retort

[@perturbedsun5508]

Stare into a handle of Maker’s Mark for two hours and you’ll find the same answer.

[@LogisticalYedti]

Sitting there eating superberries was way too hard for Ralph ontop of not handling what he dishes out when other people do it to him..., you think he cant get any worse but in his best Patrick impression"Nonsense"

[@Pupppeteer]

6:32 ooooohhhh no no no hahahahaha Vega killed it on that reaction

[@Marshall_Francies]

I have mug club, so by proxy I also have BlazeTV and I can tell you with 100% certainty....they're alright. The mobile app however is objectively the worst though. They've had plenty of good commentators leave over time though. They used to have Dan Bongino, Gavin McCinnes, and Lauren Chen, but they all left. I'm mostly there for Crowder, Mark Levin, Phil Robertson, occasionally Allie Stuckey, and Jon Miller (if he'd upload again it's been so long) but not too many others. Edit: I did not realize how difficult it would be to remember the correct spelling for Allie Stuckey. Surprisingly difficult to remember. Good show though.

[@Marshall_Francies]

@Mendi Matoshi already have, and I want very little to do with his movement. I have a respect and agreement to the notion we shouldnt betray our principles to look more appealing, but I do believe there is a bad way to present a narrative and ideology, and I think the Groypers are representative of this. Dont get me wrong. I think Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro dodging actual opportunities to debate Nick and others like him is bad and was terrible look at the time, but he does not do himself favors with the way he acts towards these people. Also he's much more on the pro-white side, which is far from what I'd be acceptable in believing. I dont care about race, and I dont believe demographic are perfectly representative of beliefs. This previous election should've been proof positive that your race doesnt determine your ideology, but Nick and others like him are so blind to anything that opposes that narrative.

[@Horror_Hellfire]

YES I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS REVIEW!

[@FPSBurg]

Zeru did a great job on this thumbnail!

[@flfl]

Tom comparing journalists to KZbiners is Rword

[@SWHmusic]

"I feel like this doesn't happen anywhere else..." The "exposure" economy is rife within the music industry, its one of many reasons most musicians don't break even.

[@nascour5991]

Sarah is the only onionson victim that had actual proof and seemed genuine. Maybe Billy and Shiloh, Shiloh was 100% exaggerating if it was true and idr Billy's story. The rest weren't victims or were just lying/exaggerating imo

[@jaden8392]

I'm feeling retorted

[@dirtygiraffe]

I can't tell if Lord Vega is angry at the burger on Tom's knee, or if he just really wants it and are planning his move.

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

I think he's glaring at the spilled beer

[@dirtygiraffe]

@@TheArrivalCyberse Ah, makes sense, spilled beer would put a sour look on my face too.

[@Joederk]

Sweet my favorite podcast is back after my other favorite podcast falls apart.

[@youtubegoogleb]

Which one

[@DiegosBloodspray]

Which one

[@Joederk]

@@DiegosBloodspray Fenemies biggest train wreck on KZbin

[@johndill7380]

Ralph got the bad ending

[@CrossandWire]

Zeru's art is fantastic!! Also happy to see another upload!

[@bigbrothertw]

made the ralph retorted now they callin em a slow man

[@ministerexharme]

Nick is a Journalist

[@Blackcivicsi1]

What is the IBS community?

[@kiyoumarou]

best outro yet

[@Mikey8028]

Btw, the war has been going on for ages. It's like PPP, Josh and kiwifarms vs Ralph and Gator. There's a few more participants that occasionally take part or sit bits out. This is an extension of that. Ralph accused her of not being entirely fair ( clipping his enemies takes but not his) therefore not being impartial so he struck her. She also takes peoples content and sticks it behind paywalls. Really stupid shit. If he says yes you can clip my stuff and then changes his mind, then she has to stop. That's all there is to it.

[@someguynamedsteve9130]

Recieve a compliment; say thank you.

[@d133710n]

I dont know why I watch this stuff. Its just nice to have on the side monitor.

[@redcrispyfruit]

tipster is the new onision

[@OGSauce]

another banger

[@professionalhimbo]

Hunter S. Thompson is, in my opinion, am excellent example of a fantastic journalist.

[@myflock000]

lol Ethan also shit's on himself on live stream! lol

[@UnculturedSwineStudios]

There isn't really enough accountability to completely consider Nick and Tom's work as journalism, but I feel like merely referring to it as commentary discredits the amount of research put into their videos

[@PrettyGud]

Hell yeah

[@agonizingstarbutterfly1184]

Oh, sweet, you have Saitama in your podcast.

[@retrogamepuppy1445]

Ralph once slipped in my dm’s and wanted pics of my brown eye. He paid me $10 each though. Great guy overall

[@ToploadedGaming]

Steve Shives I was blocked by that guy having never once interacted with him.

[@whofeedsthesneed]

Amen brothers

[@jaobix1288]

Lol my dad likes crowder, i think more for the skits though.

[@Sar_c4sm]

Haha I like Crowder too

[@D3athChick3n]

Why isn’t Tom dressed up for pride month???

[@bruxtle]

Why does tom have fart clouds around his head

[@jaden8392]

It's monster

[@toxicdome4567]

Great episode guys

[@ekysnoir]

22:10 i agree with Tom, it should be that u should trust more a journalist that a guy who does one vid in his kitchen but in reality the quality lvl is the same (and sometimes better) , and having a broad public brings responsibilities so it should be like that but in fact it's not

[@deadsea86]

U-boats are cool as shit.

[@dirtygiraffe]

Wait, is that a pack of Oreos next to Nick on the coach?

[@StewPac]

I don't think anyone mentioned Storyfire or sexual assault/pedophilia allegations. This episode isn't cannon.

[@Pioxys]

Nick art rocking that black & yellow hoodie/hat. Great taste in colors from the artist.👌👀

[@plushman11]

The best podcast episode is out!

[@CecilMcfly]

Cecil mcfly’s a girl?

[@jack.20f74]

Y'all really hating on Blaze TV just for being conservative

[@thorscape3879]

17:40 John Stossel Commentary/Drama videos are editorials. Editorials still require ethics and research. Just because it's your opinion doesn't make it less valuable or less informative. Anybody can do journalism as long as you put in the work and don't lie.

[@souljaboysbabydaddy5810]

Cooooom

[@wotevafor]

Epic

[@kalesalad.02]

I agree with tom on the whole journalism thing. To an extent yah kinda are. Nick just really doesn’t wanna be called a journalist.

[@urbicide_if]

Tucker is one of the last real journalist

[@youtubegoogleb]

The Gunt Retort

[@williamdare9970]

What does Ibs community stand for?

[@dirtygiraffe]

Irritable bowel syndrome community?

[@melodyariel7896]

Ok batman

[@ELLI0TR0DGER]

I want animated turkey tom to raIL me

[@drunkausieproductions2190]

Just to start a talk about this I guess I think around 21:45 they say that editorial journalism is meant to be clean and professional. Then I think back to supper important editorial pieces written by people like Ida Tarbell and they were always said to be using dirty underhanded ways of getting information and insulting the person constantly in the Piece, I don't think that form of content is too different than what was done back then. I think you don't realize just how many people 700k views means. Like mentally envisioning it that like an entire states worth of people.

[@kobjgdewschucrvtubnkm]

great stream!

[@neddles33]

Nick is definitely letting his hatred for journos get in the way of seeing how much overlap there is in their job descriptions. Just that all commentary videos are op eds pretending to be front page news. Not to rag on the approach; it's engaging and still gets news to people, but the similarities are still there. Tom was 100% on point.

[@NicholasDeOrio]

You're brain dead lmao we make entertainment

[@Blackcivicsi1]

I think that's the problem. Journalism has become more about entertainment so they get those clicks. So tom is right in a way and it's kind of sad. Journalism use to mean more. They use to be the checks on powerful people, and information on topics that actually meant something. That's not the case for the majority now

[@FaLaN69]

AAAAANNNDD WE'RE GAY!!!

[@ultronversee]

0:43 WHERE IS IT NICK

[@DT47]

Why is turkey tom not a femboy in the artwork

[@AsTheUniverseFades]

HBP to the moon!

[@bigbrothertw]

why vega got a bussy in this one

[@cheyenne70]

I do know tea clips started to put the clips behind a paywall is part of why they all cut her off she did this with ppp and a couple I forget their names

[@Steamothyy]

brogle

[@autumn8638]

why am i so early

[@samma4308]

Yooo

[@thenew69gaming40]

13:52

[@Annie1962]

nah Def blocked me because I told him what I thought of him

[@tylenol7764]

This illustration is false.. 404 error nick has no neck

[@shinyespurrz]

bowblax onlyfans when?

[@williamregal508]

20 mins in and you're still having pointless dialogue of what constitutes as journos? Also your 'guy noone even knows nor has chemistry with' his entire take of when the media went bad and why they do these things is indicative of exactly what any midwit would say and the entire convo was anti productive and would make me wanna tune out had ralph not been in the title ... SPEAKING OF ETHAN RALPH- Ypu all are far too much of basic 13 yr old drama content/grifters to bare his name, when the greats of this site have spent years showing how he is.. And you all were his buddy till it was grift time AMD over who?... An egirl clip channel? None of this is remotely on the level he has been historically. In fact, if anything you make his day 1 haters start to not help but root for the guy for if nothing else because how cringe you guys are Ya freaking normies Lmao Angie used to call himself killstream Jr😭 2nd edit:HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS SO NOT ENTERTAINING ITS ETHAN RALPH!!!! PPP IS KING OF KINO

[@shialecuck4149]

Cant abort the memphis micro