Half in the Bag: Malignant

[@boobootittleman7299]

At the end of the day, Malignant is about family members who have each other’s backs.

[@_all_around_us]

Familignant

[@talkinghoorse6936]

"It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it."

[@shawklan27]

@@talkinghoorse6936 Family.

[@mikemackay86]

Haha nice 😆

[@tehbigshow]

They will have to learn to work as a TEAM.

[@redtexan7053]

“If laughter could cure cancer, this movie could cure itself.” Holy shit

[@yanquiufo7113]

Mike and Jay are philosophers more than anything else

[@trtx84]

That joke was so brutal it cut off this movie's arms, severed it's spine, and shoved it's second brain into its skull.

[@theheebs100]

jay's intro flowed better, but mike's was funnier

[@beautimouscarrot]

Norm Macdonald resurrected

[@RAWNLEY]

Mike "16 Bars" Stoklasa

[@jettisoncargo]

"Mike pitches scenes that make the rest of the movie better" is my favorite show on the internet.

[@KIager]

Started off as a scene that would've improved the movie if it were serious, then ended as a scene that would've improved Malignant.

[@seanfager8063]

I'd love if there were a no budget KZbin movie channel that exclusively filmed Mike's script ideas

[@tinman3747]

"Mike ironically pitches scenes that are as choc-full of cliche as physically possible" more like

[@noblestrings]

@@tinman3747 which is why the bit makes my sides hurt every time.

[@kalibos]

@@tinman3747 The Inside (from the video Mike Pitches a Horror Movie) is my all time favorite example. Then of course, uhh... boy in the walls. There's a boy in the waaaaalls!!

[@extraswaggeroni]

"The brain is important." - Mike Stoklasa, renowned alcoholic

[@TheBBQify]

"I think about things." - Mike Stoklasa, late stage alcoholic

[@the-craig]

"The brain is important" Yeah, going to need a citation on that

[@hardy_har]

"We should really call him Gabriel, since that's his name" 8 seconds later "so anyway when the detective is chasing Bagool"

[@jessicazimmer8910]

I had this same thought. Made me mentally giggle.

[@prettynpetty8342]

When Gabriel threw the chair and sniped those cops, I completely lost it.

[@ru997]

he had impeccable startup and form, it was crazy because I started rooting for the guy at that point

[@stickyfingers5189]

Read this as they played that clip and nearly spit out my drink laughing

[@maloperverso8118]

Good Shit!

[@averbalin]

Yeah he was leaving anyway. Just had to add insult to injury which I can respect.

[@HURGIIDX]

K O B E

[@TheVictoriousShot]

Really loved the part where Gabriel says “dumb bitch doesn’t even know I’m living in her attic”

[@amethyst_dragonfruit]

What got me more was the he said ‘nesting’ and I almost laughed in the theater hearing that

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Rent free!

[@Falton911]

When he said “nesting in her attic” I died.

[@Urubu_de_terno]

Honestly the joke's on Gabriel... Over 30 and still lives in his sister's attic.

[@Urubu_de_terno]

@sunbro of astora he could at least keep the place clean, if the guy can kill an entire police department with a small and impractical blade then he can use a vacuum cleaner. The place has more dust than Mr. Plinkett's basement and it probably smells like a garden with the hostage on the wall for at least a week with the same clothes.

[@louiefillet6932]

When they pushed Gabriels face into the back of her skull and you heard the faint "NOOooooOooOoOooo" i lost it.

[@davidhudson893]

I haven't seen the movie yet but I pray it's just the cut audio from vader at the end of revenge of the sith. This is the first movie in a long time I'm really looking forward to

[@JennuYasha]

@@davidhudson893 I haven't seen Malignant, but when I read their comment, I also heard Darth Vader screaming 'NooOoOOOOOooOOo'

[@Rickbison]

I was laughing too hard to hear it when they put his face into her skull.

[@superzario1000]

oh god i didnt notice yhat

[@twiceshy9773]

Olay, I rewatched that bit a billion times and I think the "no" is from the scene directly afterwards when Madison is screaming

[@jackblack3718]

"This movie is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, makes no sense and it's baffling that a major studio would put it out there. So anyway I have tremendous respect for the director and I loved this film. Movie of the year!" - Mike and Jay. Edit: Now that I've seen the movie... I totally understand.

[@benb1396]

I saw this on a date without knowing anything about it. I had the same reaction.

[@vivvygipe9605]

@@benb1396 I'm guessing the date was successful if you guys saw this movie lol

[@benb1396]

@@vivvygipe9605 It was! we had a great time!

[@slammydunk9787]

Because this movie is so bizzare but also fun to watch.

[@TeamMBaku88]

Loved it.

[@chadhartsees]

I love how Bughuul is Mike's go-to word for scary bad guy monster things.

[@huyphan7825]

Mr. Boogy will live on forever

[@verbadum2298]

It reminds me of when he reviewed Sinister. He made fun of when the demon expert tells ethan hawke what the monster is over skype and mike says "you got a 'bughuul' problem."

[@pianoandguitarlover2773]

The backwards monster in this movie kind of looked like Bughuul.

[@kevinsmoon3257]

@@pianoandguitarlover2773 when i first watched sinister i always thought bughuul looked like a slipknot member

[@kingsneaks9735]

@@kevinsmoon3257 to be fair baghuul is spitting image of mick Thomson

[@BrickInTheHead]

i expected the dueling intros to literally be read over each other

[@assamjr]

same

[@titlewave489]

or at the very least done *Tenet* style..

[@systemmonitor5295]

It subverts expectations.

[@DOSIsForLovers]

Search for Rory Scovel and Jon Dore on Conan if you wanna see a version of that

[@Oddballr3]

I found that James Wan himself said that he wanted to make a movie that was akin to what you would find in the far back shelves of a video rental shop in the 80's.

[@chazikstan]

He sort of achieved that. Although instead of the back shelf, it’s the bottom of the trash can

[@s3.14dervision]

He almost got it .....

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

@@chazikstan so samurai cop?

[@youtubeuser1159]

​@@chazikstan this is objectively better than most videos you'd find at the rental store sir

[@AsusanXT]

Much much better then recent horror films.

[@tylerrj]

We need an actual production company called "It sounded good on paper".

[@mrbigglezworth42]

Will it eventually go bankrupt as well, leading to the people running it say, "We all knew how this was going to end"?

[@incognitomcde1360]

Change it to “It sounded good on the coffee-stained napkin” to reflect the amount of time they spend on the idea.

[@totallykoolyeah]

@@incognitomcde1360 why all the fawning over this one? Turned it off halfway. Wahlberg wasn't available to play a dumb cop? When I wanna kill the doctors I'll cal Duane andl Belial.

[@incognitomcde1360]

@@totallykoolyeah fellas. The AI needs work.

[@TobiasBlueman]

I'm taking this. This is mine now... Go away.

[@AGameNetwork]

Mike's intro being on paper and Jay's being on his phone made me smile.

[@MisunderstoodSpaceMarine]

I don't think Mike has ever held a piece of not crumpled paper. Ever.

[@ravenkarlin]

@Area52 written on by a… “Penne”?

[@TheRealZamFit]

Gen-X vs Millenial.

[@Voodooeddoll]

Oh I'm using paper 'cause I'm a boomer

[@StevesRightJay]

Jay has sucked so much youth from Mike there's a whole generational difference between them now

[@St_Elmos_Fire]

Mike: *Let's call him Gabriel, let's be respectful of the material* Also Mike: *So, Bagool...*

[@FunkBastid]

His devotion to calling spooky ghosties “Bagool” is an A1 bit

[@itsd0nk]

I love it so much. I’ve called every spooky movie demon Bagool since Sinister came out, myself.

[@CorndogNinja]

@@itsd0nk *spoopy

[@primesuspect8567]

Yes, very good little timmy. The 'also' joke is still funny the 1500th time.

[@kyleriel4825]

RIP Norm MacDonald

[@aperson4640]

Apparantly Madison's quaint two story colonial home has a giant industrial fan on the back side of it running 24/7. That woman's electrical bill must be enormous.

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

be respectful....I can't imagine how many hot flashes she gets from her nonstop pregnancies

[@javsandarts]

also I think is the same fan they had in that garage scene with the cops

[@aperson4640]

@@javsandarts It looks like another smaller fan but that's still funny. This director's just putting smoke and giant fans in every scene to add "atmosphere."

[@sarads7877]

Omfg true, what’s up with the huge industrial fan? 🤣🤣

[@FellishBeast]

I thought he might be living in her attic but I knew he had to be elsewhere because of the fan. That’ll show me.

[@funguy398]

Kudos to Marina Mazepa who is physical performer and she carries the movie on her back

[@dirtybanana3]

👌

[@luiginastro8831]

On her backwards back

[@eddieb4557]

@@luiginastro8831 on her saddled belly

[@cameronwise-maas5610]

Omg that makes so much sense, she was on AGT as a contortionist. Super good too, I was pissed when she got voted out. Yeah I watch AGT sometimes don’t judge me.

[@RandyHawkeye]

At the end of filming each day, she probably had a splitting headache.

[@Hegataro]

"Maybe you need to stop getting pregnant" is one of the most hilarious lines in a movie I've ever heard, holy shit

[@ezekel.4656]

I cracked up so hard when he said that. It was HILARIOUS!

[@360.Tapestry]

maybe he should step up his pullout game

[@EmperorSigismund]

It's like doing a "Yo momma" joke on your brother.

[@Hegataro]

@@EmperorSigismund Hey, that's a favorite passtime of my brother and I

[@numbersix9468]

"how many times do i have to watch my baby die inside of you?"

[@KingPK]

Oh man, when they break the episode into parts you know we're in Advanced HITB.

[@cheeseymanifacation]

we got RLM kpop references, but when RLM Babymetal reference

[@kingtastytv]

not since The Mummy!

[@itsd0nk]

@@kingtastytv classic episode. I still rewatch that one regularly

[@rorylynch1203]

“It has to be seen to be believed” is probably the most honest marketing they did for the movie

[@TazTheYorkie]

I loved how in the movie the surgeon has a ‘worlds best brain surgeon’ trophy. Then when it shows her doing surgery she just shoved a bunch of crap into a little girl’s skull with her hand.

[@star88wars]

I thought you were going to say that said trophy was use to perform surgery on the brain of said surgeon.

[@frankmerker630]

subtext

[@vespenegas261]

Dude, not only her patient survived that but also seemingly didn't developed any pathologies and even had a chance to live a sort of normal life. Who knew it was an xman demon or whatever Gabriel was. So credit goes where it is due

[@Here_is_Waldo]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out most of a surgeon's job was just shoving stuff back into a body with their hands.

[@frankmerker630]

@@Here_is_Waldo basically, cutting out stuff that shouldnt be there, putting stuff back where it's supposed to be, and making sure the patient doesn't bleed to death while you're doing it. Not much more to it

[@tylermcrae5569]

"I'm pretty sure, I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That's not a loss. That's a draw." - Norm McDonald. RIP

[@mikemackay86]

Norm was such a treasure. RIP

[@michaelcoburn2975]

Is the last thing you really want to be known for is, uh, losing. RIP Norm

[@jessicazimmer8910]

I was not expecting this in the comments. My heart ...

[@Rakobaron]

"I didn't even know he was sick... " My all time favorite comedian, may he truly rest in peace.

[@zyncra3965]

Norm McDonald died?

[@Cybolic]

I'm with Jay on this one. After Malignant, I - for the first time, - actually care what James Wan does next.

[@cwc5085]

Same. It feels like Wan could throw a curveball at any moment.

[@PurpleColonel]

I hope he tries buddy cop movie next.

[@macheetah49]

Why do all the guys sharing this sentiment look a like?

[@Cybolic]

@@macheetah49 Thanks, I've always considered myself a bit of a pumpkin.

[@pablot-r9402]

Not me. James Wan basically said, "hey, let's combine wacky martial arts choreography with violent horror", which in that case, I'd have rather watched a horror flick followed by a martial arts flick. He half-assed two things IMO. :-)

[@Hillbutton]

The best intro is clearly Mike's at 12:00- "I’m a grown-up, right? I’m not in junior high school. I understand, like, square footage on homes, and my eyes can see, and I think about stuff." This should be your intro to everything.

[@Therap1ssed]

Jay's intro had better pacing overall, but Mike's had the better punchline.

[@vde1846]

100% agreement

[@Fightingat40]

Still waiting for the Rich Evans' cut. #releasedickthebirthdayboycut

[@muthpeterpatrik]

Yes, untill the punchline , Jay was in the lead, but cancer jokes are so fun.

[@inferiusrex6416]

Agreed

[@sham7561]

I think Jay still pinches it, brevity is the soul of wit 😉

[@Shamax0]

The fact that cracking her skull frees her head-demon-cancer is phenomenal

[@itsd0nk]

It’s the best plot mechanic since Faust’s ‘getting raped so hard her uterus was destroyed’ back story thwarting the devil’s plan to create a spawn baby with the lead actress

[@owen5640]

The fact that this thing seems to have eyes, a full mouth of teeth, and vocal cords smushed against the back of her brain stem is amazing. She should be a vegetable.

[@ianzamost5632]

the fact that her over-the-top abusive husband bounced her head off the wall to make it happen is even better

[@paulconrad6220]

@@owen5640 All I could think about was the infection risk!

[@trueromani7262]

@@itsd0nk do you mean the movie the descent?

[@murphy7801]

Mike compliant about room sizes is so middle aged. 100% relatable.

[@RobertAnhalt]

complaint

[@carjamlaw753]

When you start thinking in terms of square footage, yeah, you're in your 40s now.

[@jetydosa1]

I couldn't agree more. I work in real estate and I am constantly in all kinds of different houses, and this drove me nuts during the movie. Especially since they showed the front of the house at least 7 times

[@jacoblevenson7934]

Gabriel was the key to all of this. Seriously he was one of the most enjoyable horror movie monsters in a while.

[@badascan8910]

Reminded me of Freddy before he got too funny.

[@katevand]

Ghostface from scream

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

JarJar

[@verbadum2298]

....if we get gabriel working...

[@IKIGAIofficial]

I felt bad for him.

[@drewforchic9083]

I love how everything in the movie, despite being set in the present day, has 70's aesthetics, because the set designers know that "old stuff is spooky"

[@cornbredx]

...if your 9 years old.

[@voltijuice8576]

Well I sure AF am.

[@Bozogumps]

This review is the perfect example of what makes Red Letter Media the greatest movie review channel on KZbin. The way they are able to see the film for what it really is, whereas every other reviewer just takes it completely seriously at face value. As hilarious as Mike and Jay are, they are truly brilliant film critics.

[@Sean-yg9dw]

If I'm being honest I was surprised they had such difficulty figuring out if the director was in on the joke or not. I don't see how you watch the first 5 minutes of the film and not know it was going to be intentional schlock

[@Bozogumps]

@@Sean-yg9dw And that's why I hate that the opening is in the movie at all. Because the first 5 minutes ARE so clearly intentional and shlocky, it let's everyone feel like they have a big brain for noticing that. But it's everything AFTER the opening that is fascinatingly questionable. It's not cut and dry at all

[@stefanforrer2573]

@@Sean-yg9dw have you seen any of wan's other movies? every single one is unintentional shlock.... why would this one be any different?

[@chriswakefieldmusic]

Mike’s intro was most creative but Jay really nailed describing this movie. Jay wins the trophy, Mike gets a participation certificate, and they both get beer. But they have to buy it.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

"But they have to buy it" got a good chuckle from me.

[@StanKwiecien]

This is perfect

[@holaferfi]

“I’m a grown-up, right? I’m not in junior high school. I understand square footage and homes. And my eyes can see and I think about stuff.” -Mike Stoklasa, 2021

[@JRF32100]

The doctor that says "He's broadcasting his thoughts!" says it with the exact same accent and affect as Kevin from The Office.

[@charlottecorday8494]

I swear to God I thought that entire scene was going to be a fake movie like the opening to the Rocketeer. "Time to... CUT OUT THE CANCER!"

[@duckjab1117]

so glad I’m not the only one that thought this lol, I was laughing so hard at that line

[@Kramdaddy]

This is the first time in history where we had the live action adaptation of an anime that doesn't exist.

[@amped333]

The only thing I could think of that would be similar would be Parasyte and even that's not close to it at all haha.

[@annanguessan-ble6488]

@@amped333 I was thinking about Another, the "scary" shots in the anime aren't as ambitious but the vibe is somewhat similar

[@TheREALBOJACK]

Oh my god, you're exactly right. Holy shit.

[@ru997]

I thought the same thing. It really had that kind of vibe especially the trapping Gabe in a mental jail. That's just straight up Naruto lmao.

[@trissc6855]

Maybe it's part of the ghost stories cinematic universe, anybody see a black rabbit?

[@vinnygrasso9604]

Once the jail scene hit every single person in the theater was either clapping, laughing or cheering. Then we get to the fight sequence in the "police station" and everybody lost it. Popcorn flying and shit, I love this movie, seeing this was easily my favorite theater experience.

[@apothecurio]

I feel that right there. Is exactly the feeling the movie wanted to give to people.

[@atlurk]

Maybe james wan wanted to make some kind of an ultimate crowd-pleasing experiemce

[@apothecurio]

@@atlurk I wouldn’t be surprised if amidst all these really intense times. He just wanted to make a movie that could make people forget about it all.

[@thejesuscortes]

When I first saw this movie I was super disappointed because I was half expecting The Conjuring, but now I absolutely love it. We know that James Wan obviously knows how to make a good modern movie, you can tell he made this super campy on purpose.

[@ChAn-dv9to]

Malignant is the best time I've had at the movies in a loooong time (mostly thanks to covid), but holy shit what a bat-shit crazy movie! Will definitely be buying on blu-ray

[@christianhaase1181]

I love this movie. Everyone walking out of the theater seemed to love it. Fun, camp, and crazy. An absolute blast.

[@DomBrownyo]

I really enjoyed it and im a film snob. Its crazy this film is getting so much h8 when its really half decent.

[@siitiatuinei2737]

As a lover of terrible 90s / naughties horror when the scene was dead, I felt seen. You can never guess intention, but reading the film I think it’s clearly a throwback to the conservative-underbellied, villain-driven, green/gray toned, action / substance heavy, plotless, gory mess that was horror 20 years prior. It’s placed at an interesting time as horror is never been bigger and feels like the genre might be bound for a wave of terrible rehashed schlock. I had fun, and am curious how people will look on this movie a few years out- I don’t think critics are totally clued into how much of the film lives as satire. I think it’s worth seeing if you’re ready for a lot of goofs

[@Werkvuur]

One guy in my theater completely lost it when Gabriel yeeted the chair across the room, lmao.

[@HelloBeeyo]

@@siitiatuinei2737 100% agree! I, for one, am looking forward to seeing Gabriel become the next iconic slasher with titles such as “Gabe takes Seattle”. For real tho I love the direction horror is going if this film is any indication 👏👏

[@Eisenwulf666]

This. I think it's 100% intentionally silly and "bad". We can say many things about James Wan, but we must always remember 2 things : 1) the guy knows and loves horror, in every movie he directed there are plenty of homages or easter eggs to other horror movies. 2) the guy isn't stupid. Pretty sure he saw "basket case" and maybe even its sequels. The discrepancies between the exterior and interior of the house, the strangely "fake" sets, the creepy hospital on the edge of a cliff..come on, that's saying " this is a cheesy horror, grab your popcorn and enjoy".

[@armyofthewolves]

As someone from Seattle, I can say with a fair bit of certainty that there are no spooky medical castles bordered by dense woodland on one side and a sheer drop into Lake Washington on the other. Bet then again, I'm not a doctor.

[@insome776]

but there is, kind of... no cliff, but wWhats the cool old building on the hill on the south side of the lake overlooking the arboretum? You can seeit from just about anywhere in the city... Sort of up and across the freeway on the horizon? Shits cool looking and spooky. not THIS spooky, but I assume thats where they got the inspo.

[@nobel11]

@@insome776 It's a non-spooky medical castle. Or hospital, in the parlance of our times.

[@insome776]

@@nobel11 I prefer non-spooky medical castle.

[@suNn.K.O]

The delivery of that woman yelling about the creature eating her babies for strength reminded me of Anna Faris in a Scary Movie.

[@TheShakespearMan]

Same energy

[@edd8390]

Something I never thought I'd hear said in all seriousness, this movie is amazing

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

I miss Cindy Campbell

[@Joe_Ray]

As a person that has fallen through an attic onto the floor below, and only missed it being a multi story fall by like 5-10 feet, I just want to attest to the fact that a person can easily fit between the beams.

[@Calmdownpaco]

I believe it was review brah, aka reportoftheweek

[@CraigTalbert]

how bad was the fall?

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@Calmdownpaco Reviewbrah's so skinny he could fall threw a stormdrain hole. So that doesn't say much.

[@poppers7317]

That reminds me of the Erfurt Latrine Disaster where in medieval times a whole Hoftag fell from the second floor through the ground floor into the cesspit and around 60 people drowned in feces.

[@Joe_Ray]

@@CraigTalbert if you're asking me, I was fine. I was in the attic one moment, then suddenly on the floor in a pile of debris below. I was more shocked than hurt.

[@sqearle]

"james wan is back, and so is our lead character" actually laughed out loud at that one

[@rauvagol]

I feel so dumb, because I can tell there is a joke there, but have no idea what it is, please explain :(

[@unlimited-edge]

@@rauvagol Spoilers for the movie/ review The villain of the movie (Gabriel) was a conjoined twin on the main character’s back, but he basically got surgically removed except his head and brain kinda (they share the same brain in a way?) so the main character is *literally* a human back

[@rauvagol]

@@unlimited-edge yup, i feel dumb, ty

[@kidneystonermusic]

Tremendous line lol

[@aakashmayadev1981]

"What a pickle, Rick!" Leave it to Mike to be 4 years late on a terrible meme.

[@Penlager]

Almost low fruit but it works... 😂

[@heatednomad2179]

But the out of dateness and uncertainly about lack of authenticity lends credence to the review, no?

[@88franko]

funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@nicolasrage1104]

I had no clue that Mike even knew what Rick and Morty was. He seems to have trouble using a keyboard so this is very surprising.

[@shawndavis779]

Half in the Bag references Rick and Morty. I feel like I've come to the end of the internet.

[@livingthevoidlife9396]

Mike saying "What a pickle, Rick" hurt me physically.

[@MrPringleson]

I wonder if it was intentional.

[@frankmerker630]

People being bothered by Rick and Morty memes are people who are probably fans of the show, which is really embarrassing

[@cowboycurtis4944]

It did 2d6 psychic damage

[@TheTrueCaptainAwesome]

*unnecessary excessive burps intensify*

[@Joe_Yacketori]

I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

[@strawbarry7834]

This was honestly the happiest I've seen Mike and Jay in at least a year. And very glad to see it.

[@vespenegas261]

Who knew they only needed a prequel in Total Recall Cinematic Universe

[@jamesd4223]

Much of the architecture of the movie looks like the type you would find in the Batman universe. Castle/hospitals on cliffs, big underground tunnels, police stations with massive rooms, etc. Hell even the antagonist is a like a comic villain.

[@boheyo]

You take a wrong turn and you're just in Yharnam all of a sudden.

[@Ramsey276one]

Gabriel is a Cthulhu !mythos, or a Batman D-lister?? XD

[@dehmelhtc]

I felt strong Arkham City vibes throughout

[@mirrororrim]

I love how Half in the Bag has just turned into Mike and Jay brainstorming better written versions of the films that they watch.

[@patrickoakley7890]

🤣🤣🤣 right

[@filmmisanthrope0]

This movie is the epitome of "borderline experimental"

[@vespenegas261]

Just like Repligator was

[@sadhydra]

Mike writing his intro on paper and Jay on his phone is perfectly in character.

[@willtowers1532]

i wish they were characters

[@currantevents5607]

My favourite thing is how the movie acts like bangs are genetic. Madison has bangs? Her mom must ALSO have bangs!

[@leahdooley9542]

Seattleite here, we actually do have a creepy hospital that sits on top of a hill. It’s called Beacon Hill Pacific Medical Center and it does kinda look like that. My friends and I call it Arkham Asylum.

[@badjujubes]

Sure... but Beacon Hill isn't situated on the edge of a freaking cliff LOL

[@frankmerker630]

Makes for a tactically efficient Morgue

[@drakron]

Wait, Beacon? The Evil Within?

[@Unguided]

@@badjujubes And it's more art deco than spooky gothic dracula castle.

[@AhmedGhazwan]

Is it next to Emperor Palpatine surgical reconstruction center?

[@Cybershell13]

hooray my parasocial friends are back

[@namelesswalaby]

came here to say this

[@Viewtiful_Rose]

But Cybershell you’re MY parasocial friend!

[@MorroTreece]

Can't wait for Olivia Munn to marry them both.

[@Etank800]

So true bestie

[@plagueofangel8694]

Where's the next god damn video

[@UnscannableDrew]

Couldn't help noticing jack-o-lantern cups and about a gallon of vodka behind Jay, there, so I guess can expect the standard Halloween episode this year.

[@sir0nion]

I'm gonna predict. 1 evil rock and roll movie and 1 Donald Farmer(Shark Exorcist) movie and 1 other movie I don't know.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

One can only hope!

[@nijnij3988]

Can't wait! 🤗🤗

[@kaanayp]

That scene where he throws the chair from the other side of that huge office and knocks two people unconscious at the same time was straightout surreal to see in the theater. I couldn't even react to it.

[@ButThatsMuhFreeduhm]

Could not have said it better. Its so unconventional.

[@andydoane]

Rich Evans is just a very well developed terratoma.

[@taco1899]

LMFAO!!!

[@Daniel145D]

Lmfaooo

[@Lawviathan]

Rich Evans is a God among men, sir.

[@searcheroftheunknown]

Someone write a horror script called Terrortoma. I want to but I never will.

[@veiddimaddur8354]

A sexy terratoma

[@AsiaDanceScene]

"It must be seen to be believed" is one of the most hilariously apt albeit unintentional summaries of the movie on the trailer.

[@gl0ryh0le]

"my eyes can see and i think about stuff" is my new favorite line lol

[@nickblomgren]

"Tonally it's like Sam Raimi, meets Dario Argento, meets Frank Henenlotter, meets TROMA. With the slickness of a James Wan studio movie." The fact this sentence was said without experiencing a stroke is a feat to behold. The fact this sentence is also entirely correct: Means the universe will collapse in on itself soon or something holy crap.

[@beng6149]

K

[@JekyViews]

It’s a very accurate statement that I never thought I’d hear about anything.

[@nickblomgren]

​@@JekyViews If anything the description he made is overly accurate. We are in the weirdest time-line.

[@lpk6372]

That fight scene in the police precinct was hilarious indeed. I love that Gabriel couldn't beat the one cop but could just man handle a entire precinct... The chair thrown at those 2 cops at the end was icying on the cake.

[@bretsheeley4034]

Inverse ninja law?

[@Ramsey276one]

69 likes confirmed XD

[@Ramsey276one]

Voldo is John Wick from Tenet XD

[@Ramsey276one]

@@bretsheeley4034 LITERALLY

[@titel9870]

Gabriel is so petty lol. All he had to do was to simply stab them but he was so dramatic and extra that he just had to throw a chair across the room.

[@JCass1980]

He acquired his electric powers like in the classic feature Ernest Goes to Jail. In desperate battle with him, the doctors resort to attacking him with the defibrillator and accidentally power him up.

[@somedudeok1451]

Mike's was more cynical. And I love cynicism.

[@jeremyross9698]

"The brain is important."- Dr. Michael Stoklasa

[@alexsilva28]

After all it notices things you didn't

[@frankmerker630]

The brain is so dense, every single thought has so many things going on

[@OrgaNik_Music]

"Did you forget we share the same brain?" is one of the most hilarious lines in any movie.

[@milktheshark1226]

"why are you pregnant stupid" is hilarious

[@RyanBlakeKain]

I had no idea what this movie was, watched it with friends, and we were losing our shit laughing. I love it for that.

[@KabukiKid]

Same here! And I was also texting friends right after it saying, "Just watched Malignant... movie is hardcore batshit!" lol

[@zyncra3965]

I also like that the Demon doesn't possess or outwit people, he just stabs them

[@zach3360]

I loved how effortlessly he stabbed the old doctor in the apartment

[@RobertAnhalt]

outwit

[@Trollingunicorn3]

@@RobertAnhalt you are my favorite character in this comment section man. I see you correcting all these people on their shitty spellings and I’m like “thank God someone is telling them.” You’re hilarious, genuinely keep it up

[@mroctober3657]

It's the only way they'll learn.

[@finalfantazoid3400]

That was my biggest complaint lmao. Why can it even do magic electricity stuff if it just uses a knife??

[@scottscully4325]

At the end of the movie it seems like the actress is holding back laughter during her "the power was in me the whole time" and "my sister was family all along" lines.

[@DetournementArc]

I feel like this warrants an ever spiralling set of sequels until we have the Wan-core version of a "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" Cinematic Universe.

[@zmo7305]

Holy shit, this could have the potential of a full horror-camp cinematic universe!

[@kraigwarner7689]

Yea I now REALLY want this. The Nun, Annabelle, Gabriel, Crooked Man..Who else??

[@turdferguson8266]

I’m so glad Mike was bothered by the size of the house. The inside looked 10x bigger than it looked from the outside lol

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

I still the most unintentionally hilarious thing in this movie to be someone driving a Toyota Prius. I don't know what it is, I get that its supposed to be good for the environment (it isn't), but its now a cliché on a character template. Its turned into the Soccer Mom car. Earlier that used to be family vans. (A movie starring a family of three, and for some reason they own a seven-seater van and the dad has an old/new sports car that won't start/work well). Now that role is taken over by a Prius.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Same here. And I agree with Mike that a director can get away with showing the house exterior once, in an establishing shot. But when the director keeps cutting back to that shot over and over, he's either up to something (trying to be funny) or he got bonked on the head and doesn't understand WHY it's funny.

[@EmperorSigismund]

@@KneelB4Bacon When you cut to the establishing shot that frequently you almost expect to hear an abbreviated jazz piano intro...

[@johnstriker480]

Sums up most sitcom houses

[@Garoth4582]

That attic was ridiculous.

[@chalie091892]

This movie is another entry in the genre of films paying tribute to schlock, which I would like to call: Homage du fromage

[@luiginastro8831]

Omelette de homage

[@ezekel.4656]

LOL Good one!

[@MusicByAngels]

Pure class

[@wmurd]

That ending gave me a feeling of an intention to create a new slasher killer hero - with distinct image and weapon and stuff - to start a series of dumb sequels for other directors to make. Can't wait for Malignant 7 in space!

[@boheyo]

It's a fantastic time for a space slasher with the whole billionaire space race thing going on. So many cool ways to kill a Bezos up there.

[@thrownstair]

Malignant 9: Gabriel Takes Manhattan

[@GonzoInside]

Malignant 10: Gabriel goes to Hell.

[@Wolfbarr01]

Gabriel's dead the final Malignant

[@thedragonbroke]

Malignant 10: Gabriel is fuckin back again uh oh

[@bobilly]

I love that Bagoul is the shorthand for a Spoopy now

[@frankmerker630]

@@skaetur1we just need Vincent D'Onofrio (or James Earl Jones) on a Zoom call saying Pazuzu and then it will become the lexicon

[@immortaluglyfish2724]

"Don't hurt that spoopy!"

[@fortunomancy]

The marketing for this movie made it seem so bland that I was going to skip it, but honestly now I really want to see it

[@graphicsgod]

Ditto!!

[@keithlamontdavis8047]

It's my favorite movie of the year so far.

[@anyacarlson5219]

I like how delicately Jay and Mike handled the obvious nepotism with the 'model/actress' wife

[@justdog5506]

James Wan is tired of making horror movies. The studio told him "we'll pay for whatever movie you make but it has to be a horror movie" so he made Malignant instead

[@ZakMcDonald64]

“If laughter were a cure for cancer, this movie could cure itself” is an amazing insult holy shit

[@alexsilva28]

I'm definitely quoting him on that whenever I see something beyond awful

[@vyxxer]

Or compliment?

[@Buzazu]

It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it.

[@funkrobot9762]

Okay Dom

[@YabaiModding]

Oh my god.

[@FlavioGrecoPaglia]

The 'tiny house' on the outside, but bigger in the inside, was very noticeable watching Ash vs The Evil Dead.

[@Largentina.]

Or just...The Evil Dead in general

[@BoshBargnani]

The house really wasn't that big in this. It was completely believable relative to the outside.

[@alexsilva28]

@@Largentina. Yup. It's super noticeable in the first one. Surprised they didn't bring that up

[@trtx84]

"It's bigger on the inside..." is literally a Doctor Who catchphrase.

[@diehounderdoggenalt]

The shots of the creepy surgery castle look straight out of ATHF. "Gentlemen, behold! Schlock!"

[@lachlank.8270]

Geeeeentlemennn! I cracccckeed o o open mmmmy ooown skuuuuullll!

[@keenanports2695]

"We cut out the cancer" "DING DONG" I fucking lost it.

[@iSango5050]

That’s my favorite part of the film for sure

[@LostCosmonauts]

29:18 Please, someone, one day, compile every single one of Mike's pitches for schlocky scenes. They're some of my favourite moments from all of RLM. I remember one in the Spotlight review where Mark Ruffalo is in a car chase with a Catholic priest, and one from a video I can't remember about someone sliding through a spiral train crash.

[@killergoose7643]

Mike's alternate ending for Hereditary was the best.

[@WhatPayneVids]

Don't forget Mike's bit in Captain Marvel about the bad guy's plane crashing into a manure truck during an air race.

[@kyleplatz3751]

I hope someone does this.

[@sheryarahmed6331]

boy why's your channel dead?

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

The Inside with Red Harring is still Mikes finest hour.

[@chrishahn3834]

"The brain is important and bleeding from the back of your head is generally bad." - Mike Stoklasa, 2021

[@veiddimaddur8354]

That's Dr. Stoklasa to you

[@jetydosa1]

@@veiddimaddur8354 Scientist Man Stoklasa

[@luckyspurs]

That's not he what he told Plinkett.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Words to live by.

[@GustavoFerreira-jg7io]

nobody can convince me that this isnt exactly the kind of movie James wan wanted to make. We need more weird stuff on cinema like this, for the good or for the so bad its good

[@derkeheath5172]

This was one of those "weird movies" for mainstream audiences who don't typically like weird movies. As someone who genuinely LOVES weird movies, I found it incredibly lame.

[@rossflair6057]

"Hey James, big fan, It's an honor to talk to you! Gotta say, I watched Malignant last night with my Rich Evans, and we thought it was *very cool!* First question, Has Aquaman ever f*cked a fish, and if so, is it official DCEU canon?”

[@harryallsopp9136]

"Technically Dolphins are Mammals. So no, Aquaman has never fucked a fish, thank you for your question!"

[@scatman786]

@Blackpilled Chad I’ve heard about that. It’s to “bond” with them or something

[@YayapLives]

The reason the Seattle underground isn't used more in stuff is it doesn't really exist anymore. the only parts left are a couple of segments exclusively locked off for the tours through the place. I mean there are a few stores that have lower floors and dank leaky backrooms(I worked in one.) but none of that is interconnected.

[@LandBark]

I wanted to say Jay but Mike really did blown him out of the water. Although both of them ultimately lose the competition, I wanted them to read their intros at the same time.

[@clydeliketheriver]

Honestly that's what I was expecting haha

[@robertblume2951]

Ya Mike Wan.

[@notgonnapay]

I wanted them to read one sentence each back and forth.

[@webers28]

I was surprised they didn't do that lol

[@alexsilva28]

@@clydeliketheriver same

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Just watched the film. I loved it. It's very hard to figure out if it's intentional or not. But it is very cheesy. Absolutely hugely entertaining though, so I love it for that aspect. Part of me thinks it's played entirely straight and it's just trying to be badass and cool and fails. But another part of me thinks it's in on the joke. I'm not sure, I don't think anyone is.

[@KelsEyeMurpow]

Quite certain it’s 1000% intentional. It’s camp!!!

[@TheUltimegaMan]

Well, the best comedies are those that are played straight.

[@headknocker2020]

My friend spoiled the whole movie for me and it sounded absolutely idiotic, but after seeing some of the fight scenes I'm interested again. I'll probably end up watching and roasting it with some friends and beers.

[@Amrylin1337]

I couldn't disagree more. I actually think Mike and Jay are being weirdly aloof. It's so obviously intentional. I loved it for that. I can't see where anyone would get the idea that this was somehow done by accident.

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

I think it’s intentional because the twist is so nuts that the movie being like a Drag Me to Hell type comedy-horror from the start would have made the likelihood of the twist a real possibility, so the movie almost has to play it straight as much as possible until the last half hour. It’s like the movie wants to be campy but can’t go full camp until it reveals all of its secrets. That’s partially why it’s inconsistent with its tone. I feel like the movie being way more of a dark comedy throughout would have made the movie more fun but the twist less impactful…

[@jacoblubben7307]

Died laughing in the movie when it seems the massive police station warehouse room actually has the FRONT DOOR to the police station. No front desk, no waiting area, just bam all your detectives

[@steele8280]

To be honest, my mother in law cracked her skull and bled onto her pillow for days and STILL had to be forced to go to see a doctor. Her solution had been to use sello (scotch) tape to patch up her skull. Oh yeah, she used to be a nurse. So… those people exist. No evil brain twin though, thank goodness.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

The last year & a half has been a crash course in how dumb a lot of nurses are

[@frankmerker630]

Also the saying “doctors make the worst patients” exists for a reason

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@frankmerker630 That's why we should stop saying "Physician, heal thyself".

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Nurses know best that the hospital is the place you go to die. /s

[@kneau]

It can be difficult to seek & receive help for a brain injury when said injury may negatively impact one's capacity to seek & receive help for brain injuries. Unsolicited disclosure: personal medical history includes several incidents of head & brain injury.

[@DevI-vl7gp]

Based on that setup of an ending, I've already put together the plot for the entire sequel. Here we go: The murders start again, but there's no sign of Gabriel. They all get together to track down the killer and watch over our main character in case she's slipping up again; but they can't pin it down on anyone else so they have to arrest her without evidence of her innocence. Of course in the middle of the movie, when she's lost all hope and thinks she's crazy, she gets attacked by a second woman. Only her sister believes her, and they go together to Seattle underground to track the murderer down. Turns out Gabriel is back, but he's convinced a psych patient to kill through the radio and frame our MC. But through the power of schlock, the woman found Gabriel's remains from the first surgery (or... used some from the murders), and sews together a new body for him on herself. She reveals that she will kill the protagonist to take Gabriel's brain out and connect it to hers. She fights them and manages to start the process of separating Gabriel. The cop comes in and frees the sister. Then they defeat the crazy woman, and destroy the separated Gabriel once and for all. The End. Leaving this comment here as proof that I called the entire plot of the sequel back in 2021.

[@vde1846]

Pure gold, every word of it!

[@ricardoja1000]

This is genius

[@havendell]

Whenever Mike calls a movie "baffling" it's almost always a must-see. They should put that on the poster.

[@Dukenstein123]

So I saw this movie in a crowded theater and I can attest that it was the best theater going experience in a long time. Straight laughing for the entire third act, my sides were hurting. Loved it

[@SabrinaRina]

Shocking cameo... wasn't expecting Quato appearance. He's back baby! 🥁

[@maydaverave]

back baby lol

[@Autocratical]

The villain was scary for about 5 minutes when it was an unsettling shadow person but then it turned into a guy in a trenchcoat.

[@LockeD333]

A backwards person tho!

[@nvtiveson]

The voice killed me 😂😂

[@cryb0rg]

I thought he was scarier like that, since he was backwards...

[@totallykoolyeah]

@@nvtiveson terrible ..from always sunny's DENNIS SYSTEM

[@ButterCookie1984]

Agreed

[@mr.mistersquidspongesquare9652]

i loved this movie so much. regardless of the actual quality or intent i genuinely hope it is remembered for years to come.

[@pedrokoury1352]

"Make what u want" So James went ahead and did what James Wan.

[@niallreid7664]

The fucking DAD energy off this charged my phone.

[@Bandstand]

When I finished this movie, I knew Half in the Bag would do this justice. Incredible review 👏🏻

[@jaromohran3955]

You seem to comment on every video I watch

[@andrewjenkins9965]

I've been waiting for this since ads interrupted a previous episode of HitB.

[@wafflekiller1727]

@UCLQnUmH_-MRnb28s6Nekyng you’re weak and pathetic, post it again if you’re that mad or shut the fuck up

[@Bandstand]

@@AchillesFeel What you say? I doubt the guys deleted anything

[@homer2369]

Bro you are everywhere 😂😂

[@somedudeok1451]

We need more movies like this. All those generic horror movies never did anything for me, but THIS I wanna watch. EDIT: The cynicism in Mike's intro cannot be topped btw.

[@legoyoda9782]

This movie perfectly executed the style of being so bat shit crazy and hilarious but also aware of itself and knows that it's bat shit crazy and hilarious.

[@terrymeare4742]

I actually can't wait to watch this now 😂

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

I give it credit for being different from most horror movies today.

[@stefanforrer2573]

@@legoyoda9782 nah man... listen to interviews with wan, he is completely serious and he actually thinks he made a cool and badass movie with this one...

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

I mean we’ve seen this particular concept done multiple times in horror - it’s just not one of the more mainstream and well known sub genres. This is even the basis for a Stephen King novel and episodes of cartoons lol

[@iainh667]

"If laughter was a cure for cancer, this film could cure itself." That's really clever.

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

When the cop said “the killer is your imaginary friend?” I laughed for a solid 2 minutes

[@drewforchic9083]

I went into this movie completely blind except for hearing it was bad. My first "wouldn't it be stupid if" theory about the killer was that it was a previous miscarriage that didn't die and came back as a monster ("the fetus that got away"). Once the timeline was set up that she was too young for that, my next theory was "either her secret evil twin OR imaginary friend psychically manifested into reality." Somehow, all fucking three of my guesses were correct.

[@jakefoley9539]

This was the most early 2000's feeling film I've ever seen that wasn't actually made in the early 2000's.

[@josephirizarry5195]

that intro music is brutal!

[@samantaluna3870]

True! :D

[@psychodrummer1567]

I'd say this is the most 2000 horror movie since Dracula 2000, for the same reasons.

[@jessefobare2549]

Gabriel needs to be added as a playable character in Dead by Daylight. I want that so bad. lol

[@LonelyMarshtomp]

That could be fun. He did remind me of The Twins with the deformed conjoined twin but he’s different enough cause it’s Gabriel can’t split from Maddison.

[@jessefobare2549]

@@LonelyMarshtomp Exactly. The player could transform into Maddison and almost be disguised, and act as another player or something. Would be so awesome

[@Ramsey276one]

@@jessefobare2549 yep Possible lawyer-free name? Ed Mandrake/ekardnaM XD

[@esteemedleader]

Hahaha I thought the exact same thing!