Half-Life 2 But Everyone Hates Gordon

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[@AAZ-yu5ss]

Gordon’s only friend is some random Headcrab Zombie… talk about unfortunate.

[@ShafiqYoutube81]

Considering everything, this is probably good for Gordon. A headcrabbed zombie by his side

[@Omega-jg4oq]

Even the Airboat straight up left him behind and no one was driving it, it’s went on its own 💀💀💀

[@FartyBalls42069]

That random Headcrab Zombie was a really good friend though at least.

[@notoriuscaitsithvii9608]

@@Omega-jg4oq I think Gman stole it

[@sparejaguar6007]

Headcrab zombie is best boy

[@Arelated]

Gordon got traumatized so much from the events back at black mesa, that he starts to seeing things like the buggy leaving without him and dr kleiner randomly firing the shotgun at him

[@Omega-jg4oq]

I never thought I would see Kleiner holding a shotgun 😂

[@marvinarellano3087]

​@@Omega-jg4oq But he had one at the end of Entanglement

[@Gordonfreemanblckmesa]

Seeing him with a gun terrifies me, he's seen the time I didn't save him when he fell off a bridge.

[@Zach-no9di]

0:59 “oh fiddle sticks” *proceeds to blast him with a shotgun*

[@ben_rez08]

1:03 I feel like barney just dropping a grenade would be funnier

[@daylawashere]

barney keeping a live grenade gordon dropped in black mesa would be hilarious

[@pyroshilov8474]

Interesting to see that severe head trauma and deprivation of schitzo pills are starting to catch up to Gordon

[@DonChiparro]

1:26 2:31 8:57 Being chased by a Vortigaunt is as scary as it sounds

[@agorman1341]

03:00 but nothing is as scary as being chased by small Eli

[@alexm.a.d892]

Gman just running away like that was so fucking hilarious

[@denifnaf5874]

Barney: * turns off cameras * "Yeah, i'm gonna need me some privacy for this." *beats the shit out of gordon*

[@speedscout381]

8:26 looks like all Gordon needed was a hug🫂

[@vladls]

👊💥

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

Tbh I kinda wish it was more interactions like Barney shoving him and telling him to move, than random props chasing him around the map. I will admit, the zombie stealing the supplies from the crate had me dead

[@Gordonfreemanblckmesa]

He didn't actually steal the supplies, since I didn't have a crowbar he opened the crates for me.

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

@@Gordonfreemanblckmesa oh hey good point. There should be a spin-off series where Gordon and his zombie take on the combine together

[@TXT164]

9:50 Barney Jumpscare

[@demna999]

"hey, gordon!"

[@no_physics]

ai got tired, when player replays the game for 2^31th time

[@Louis.7493]

"EVERYONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" -Freeman's mind

[@harrynoodlemeyer4450]

not everyone. everything

[@badieTV]

even cardboard_box003a?

[@captainpricegaming4571]

Not headcrab zombies

[@harrynoodlemeyer4450]

@@badieTVeven the 💀

[@sanitylost4271]

there's some much more interesting stuff going on than just people hating gordon

[@walter_white994]

1:05 he dropped those in black Mesa...

[@Omega-jg4oq]

It’s describes how many times we’ve been playing Half Life 😂💀

[@WalamiFijilot]

2:18 when gman doesn't have his power, and need to do a little nudge for his employee

[@LiLSinistar420]

Don't worry Gordon, I don't hate you! *You're Special to me (:*

[@amberklomp3748]

1:08 ah yes my stash of MILLIONS OF CROBARS

[@bfc2021]

1:07 "wellcome to mario's ASMR!"

[@fourlionnn]

Gman stealing Gordon's shi is the funniest one 😂 Especially second one

[@user-wr6dj4ib9o]

1:00 barney should have dropped grenade

[@jaodasilva7993]

5:44 the return of Dr. HAX

[@Freemelon07]

I want the sound Eli makes to my ringtone.

[@logistic5721]

7:23 bros running from everybody. hes on the run 2:37 dont have intercourse when the suppression fields are on

[@rabihrbarudi]

Breen is hated too 😂

[@senorgecko]

Imagine a mod with the entire half life 2 campaign including ep1,2 but the mini Eli is hunting you all the time

[@taeliantalittia612]

3:10 Every kind of damage possible in a game

[@m5cka742]

2:37 got me dying on the floor

[@meenke3417]

imagine how much malicious of a presence g man would have instead of a mysterious one if he just kept jacking gordons vehicles and doing random stuff during the game and mildly inconveniences gordon

[@futurehero2704]

Gordon's mind: *your gonna do me like that*

[@TimSlee1]

7:22 Breen: "I'm fast as fck boi!"

[@MasterCrazyRJ]

I love if this was some kinda mod where its the world coming after gordan

[@SteamboatWillie1233]

the universe self impoldes on Gordon

[@PlutonAstronomy]

8:24 finally, Gordon got his hug

[@NuiiCashy]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY! xD Not for Gordon though, he doesn’t even have to hear this, he’s a highly trained professional

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

3:12 dog crushes Gordon with a rock, and Alex laughs.

[@elmoterminator6969]

I mean Gordon did kinda cause all of this by aggressively pushing in that crystal.

[@Happy._.4ever]

8:23 was melting my heart ❤️ but fr i was laughing for the hole video but i was laughing so hard i fell out my bed and woke every one in my home its 3Am💀💀💀

[@elchasque5274]

Barney: About the beer you owe me

[@revitup436]

gordon got attacked by a wild eli

[@Clown-Piece]

This video feels like it came from 2010, I love it, thank you

[@PIXEL-YT1]

6:22 total revenge

[@jacobbpugh1328]

HOW MANY CROWBARS DID GORDON DROP AT BLACK MESA

[@jaydenjoachim4645]

6:20 like father grigoi laugh

[@The_helicopter396]

I love how the 10,000,0000,0 crowbars come to gordon

[@Valerka_pedik]

2:44 im crying

[@harryosborne7703]

The Way Alyx Laughed After Gordon Got Crushed Is Hilarious

[@ianmata1998]

everybody loves Adrian Shephard

[@user-wn2gd7km8i]

damn poor gordoon getting hated

[@goldeneye1689]

Hell yes, it's The Gmod Idiot Box HAAAAX reference

[@raulins100]

Gordon's lack of sleep is catching up to him and causing hallucinations I see

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

OK you sound like Yoda.

[@dbear8845]

Poor gordon lol

[@reyboy4944]

When quiet kid open Half Life

[@Reskuhere]

WE NEED A PART 2

[@OrangeBall_HL]

Episode 1 and Lost coast

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

@@OrangeBall_HL team fortress 3 episode 3. 3. soldier: holy mother, mine!

[@elllikesblue6886]

This has to be one of the most funniest shit I've seen on a half life video

[@cornishpasty7853]

i recognise some of these from the parakeet pillpack

[@ben12355]

Barneys still nice. He gave him tons of crowbars. Too bad, after that, you wont get a crowbar in the episodes.

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

7:03 oh, hell, no!

[@RandomAlex3325]

Alternative title: Half life 2 but the npcs are sentient

[@minilla450]

Gordon if he killed every scientist in half life

[@camperoni2]

I was expecting hev suit to attack Gordon

[@kaiserf4008]

That would been hilarous XD

[@Robin_lambda]

I mean he did start the resonance cascade

[@Umbrex349]

The infinite amount of crowbars that Barney gives to Gordon was probably the loudest thing in this video.

[@FirebonE_88]

Breen at White Forest: Still fast as fuck, boiiiiiiii!

[@TXT164]

7:25 i Like That wallace breen with big head Running faster than Car

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

1:09 imagine if barney dropped a grenade here, though that might've been predictable

[@TreckTheReal]

not what I expected (not)clicking on this one

[@Yash_the_epic]

If gordon freeman was replaced by me

[@fiveyeetone9792]

he's probably using a pill pack mod. it lets you turn into hl2 characters. and there is a fun section which... has random characters you can turn into.

[@GamingScout123]

random guy: The doc. Mossman is waiting for you "Freeman turning around to proceed." *goofy balloon jumpscare*

[@trololl27029]

7:47 he did.. technically answer correctly

[@Peepin_]

Gordon encounters a magpie

[@Estressadin]

1:34 ok, that was creepy!

[@CrazyMarkStudios]

4:50 Lmao, G-man stole his ride 😂

[@inkbuddy2110]

Nah man, they're just doing a bit of trolling

[@FunnySpaceMan.]

i like how you used the pill pack for this

[@marktsygan4008]

Gordon: Why everyone hates me?!

[@BlackSago_]

Half life but everyone remembers that Gordon shoved the crystal in

[@PlayermodelMale18]

Took me a bit to realize this was made in gmod lol

[@WickerSecurityCaptain5404]

When the people finally remember that he caused the combine to show up

[@Amatuer_Labratories]

good use of the Pill pack mod

[@FunnySpaceMan.]

that scene of the baby was funny as fuck for some reason

[@DumbTransFem]

this whole video is a fever dream

[@VerbDoesStuff]

I think I love this mod

[@Boykisser_mr]

alternative title: half life 2 but everything it's a chaos

[@Ashgate-tp8ov]

The chaos in this video

[@corporalshepardlol2930]

gordon's friend was just a headcrab zombie frfr

[@MolkoKillStyle]

Gman stealing gordon's airboat had me rollin

[@lucarnas12]

2:37 i almost fell out of my chair edit: 2:59 i think he came back for more 5:55 7:11

[@jeab7849]

Barney brain:jack as Gordon: piece of s*duck*

[@marktsygan4008]

Gorgeous Freeman.

[@gorebox523]

1:07 wtf more crowbars?

[@MEGATHEEGG]

didnt expect to see dr hax

[@abdala_5]

cool video

[@DiabolicalMelon89]

They all drank the water

[@iLuvArtanis]

0:30 bruh not even gman wants to see him lmao

[@zombee77777]

Vortigaunt hates him because he killed 1000 vortigaunt in hl1

[@Feasco]

every *thing* hates Gordon

[@TheBuster0926]

I was TOTALLY UNPREPARED to see the G-Man hit the hardest Griddy of all time like a damn Cartoon Character!😂

[@Arelated]

What if half life 2 but everyone is gman, just like half life 1 but everyone is gman, i wonder just how curse it will be

[@xninjax6]

Dude, you could make this same video but everyone loves Mr. Freeman

[@facility_blackmesa]

Every entity is hating Gordon Freeman!!