The Most Offensive Mod Ever

[@noclick]

Uncensored version on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/noclicksforme

[@BrentonTarraints]

I don't need it cuz I already beat the game

[@BrentonTarraints]

The Robot Name has n word in it

[@doom.slayer123]

its hilarious that this mod has a black mesa remake

[@BewareInInternet]

ngl i made crack life sequel in "Half life opposing force"

[@automatonm99]

​@@BewareInInternet got a link? I'd like to download it.

[@thecrazymodder7382]

And a 25 anniversary update

[@BewareInInternet]

​@@automatonm99ofc

[@BewareInInternet]

@@automatonm99 I'll touch you Instead uploading the mod

[@recorder2002]

"I'v never played this mod" made weapons showcase for the all crack life mods on his channel

[@noclick]

not the campaign tho

[@battletechpropaganda]

noclick is 1984 with all this censoring

[@Thetoucanman918]

*youtube

[@Nombrenooriginal]

WTF HAPPENED IN 1984

[@Megajaybreaker4]

@@Nombrenooriginalthe book

[@rickydo6572]

​@@Nombrenooriginal Alex Jones was banned from Twitter

[@Nombrenooriginal]

@@Megajaybreaker4 WTF IS THAT BOOOOK

[@PhoenixReal902]

"Together we are Crack-Life." Best line in the entire mod

[@mashimaru4134]

3:09 Fun fact: The song that plays is polish and it literally means "step up on the ring". This song was created for Mariusz Pudzianowski (ex-world strongest man) during his career in MMA.

[@3O9XT]

I don't care about how offensive this specific mod is it's hilarious

[@cubegameplayer]

the thing in the sky at 10:17 had to be shot to die and allow you to get past it

[@noclick]

well that makes sense i'm an idiot lol

[@weavorjjohanna5619]

"The Most Offensive Mod Ever" oh brother... i can see that you have never Played GREZZO 2

[@3DFella]

It’s clickbait lol, a title like “the most offensive mod ever” is bound to get views.

[@noclick]

​@@3DFellayou guys call everything clickbait these days

[@p_filippouz]

Ahhh, grezzo 2. A part of our trash colture

[@weavorjjohanna5619]

@@noclick yeah, Noclick is kinda right over here, consider if this is the only method of making living for him, if youtube reward people by doing this, he's pretty much still an up standing youtuber

[@FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo]

Grezzo? You mean modern Italy simulator?

[@bloomingpain-flower7074]

Dude, "baseball scientists" are gopniks.

[@Gothendonk]

Chavs I think but idk

[@bloomingpain-flower7074]

@@Gothendonk Oh, maybe, they do look like western gopniks.

[@Gothendonk]

@bloomingpain-flower7074 I don't wanna be a well actually guy but shit happens.

[@AntonDVasiliev-ss1ie]

@@Gothendonk they say poshel nahui

[@Lucas_Baker_Gamin]

bro what was that scientist doing 2:43 and i also laughed at this

[@zelenka975]

this is a meme from russia

[@m.w9418]

That's very much American Social media in 2010's

[@spit782]

You can show the guns,ive seen them on other hl videos featuring this mod,also dont play it if you lack the spine

[@painiscupcake2011]

3:16 noclick out of context

[@kinasch]

Predicted Shrek at the first 4 options question and was bummed out to see it is Big Smoke. My prayers were finally answered at the second 4 options question. Thanks Crack Life

[@OrangeBall_HL]

Crack-life Trilogy is the best (Original, Campaign and Anniversary)

[@somethingenthusiast]

1:09 What a thrill

[@MrDirt]

My favorite part is the scientist who says: "Oh Freeman, good to see you in this mess too. Do you sack ducks? DU YOU SUC DOTS? Skcid kcus uoy od?" Oh wait you didn't include it in your video? Man this is probably the most iconic scene from Jolly's video.

[@mores172]

0:40 This is a clear reference to the movie "jarheads"

[@thepriestgodneverpaid]

3:28 what the fuck cruelty squad ⁉

[@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy]

7 years before Cruelty Squad released Interesting

[@FireStrike-m3g]

I like this mod. It's something what we lost after new rules on KZbin. Before all this, we could joke more freely than we do now and jokes were just jokes. But now there are too many touchy people. Let's put it this way: Your business is to be offended, and mine is to fart and laugh at my own farting.

[@blockwearingman]

exactly

[@unbearablysmug2437]

says the man with the mlp profile

[@cyborgparrot1996]

I always play this every 11th of September lol.

[@noclick]

AYO

[@Clazzette]

Crack-Life holds a special place in my heart, surgically. I remember having to make a video of this in "Crack-Life Pro" difficulty, with changing the pistol model beforehand. Yes, I did a war crime.

[@SniperOnSunday]

7:27 No way they made the explosives warehouse on crack

[@guyonyt999]

no way its you

[@Imasteg]

This has convinced me to make this the first hl mod i play

[@AzulGatos41]

I remember old KZbin videos of people playing crack life. It's a product of it's time. I was like 14 back then and i still thinks its funny.

[@Plastino2]

The best mod ever no doubt, it mixes Half Life with Memes. Perfect fanbase

[@Real_Gordon_Freeman]

What did u expect, these were some of the memes from 2015 and 2012.

[@martingoldblunt5163]

Crack life is legendary

[@battletechpropaganda]

I think not playing crack-life because it is too offensive is a bad take. If you play it and find it offensive you can either stop playing or deal with it and carry on. Becuase its not actually that big of a deal, especially in the case of crack-life because its obviously just for fun. Children worry about things being "offensive", mature adults don't worry about it because it just does not matter. if crack-life is fun but offensive, then crack-life is fun.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

This whole "everything is offensive" just confuse me on what is offensive

[@Gatorade69]

What the hell are you trying to say ? Kids find things offensive ? Mature adults don't ? Uhh, kids have no idea what's offensive. In most cases it's adults getting offended. It's like you never heard about the Senate hearings in the 80s for music and in the 90s for video games. They were basically spearheaded by Christian adults who thought everything was satanic and bad. Adults are always the ones getting offended. I agree that too many people get offended at nothing though. On both sides of the political spectrum. Horseshoe theory. Many adults are giant F'ing crybabies. Like look back at old cartoons, as a kid I loved Rockos Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy, it wasn't kids getting offended, it was the adults who saw what their kids were watching because they picked up on that adult joke that went over all the kids heads.

[@davidegavazzi5154]

I agree, I'm gonna play the mod later

[@midtst0v]

impressive, very nice. let's see your thoughts on gay people.

[@supermegabenji1026]

3:16 I saw that for a few seconds and I got scared by a PNG that covered that head.

[@Tamamo-no-Bae]

From an era where offensive stuff was just something you laughed about and didn't take seriously.

[@Hwyadylaw]

Not everyone was laughing at it

[@brodiesmith7957]

Man I remanber getting this game on the half-box 360 it was great

[@KidzX_Offical]

13:24 Uncensored death message if anyone wants to see

[@tpd1864blake]

There’s like 8 different death messages and they all say something derogatory

[@shotgunguy1993]

that’s like the least offensive one out of all of the random messages

[@georgipavlov6881]

Wow, this actually looks amazing. I would recommend trying this at least once, based just on this video. Cutscenes or not. First of all, the maps although simplistic at first glance, really fit with the intended horror-comedy atmosphere. Also the many minor details visible in the video, like the alien looking scientist at 08:11, or the double barrel shotguns at 11:08. The first one, I think is a reference to the story about Dr. Jonathan Reed. The second references the shotgun from Blood 2, judging by the sound and how it looks. Levels full of small references, mini easter eggs, etc. is also a hallmark of excellent HL games and mods. I hope the difficulty isn't really bad. Nevertheless it actually looks like a possible masterpiece. I would definitely like to try it.

[@vicariousWrath]

oh hey, JollyWangcore played this in his starting days, fucking hilarious lol

[@MasumiWolf]

the fact i instantly knew the t-dubs mario rap when i heard it made me happy

[@brokentable4825]

I remember a half life yt playing the entire thing no censorship at all

[@pinkjelly6014]

So many people have mentioned this mod, now I have finally seen it. Not saying I'm happy about it though

[@flaregaming7002]

Well the jolywankcore played this

[@sonic_exe2312]

The Anniversary of Crack-Live is also cool.

[@Dhammapros]

Absolute hell to play hl1 campaign with this mod without impulse 101

[@siemka321]

Maybe the real Crack-Life was the friends we made along the way.

[@ControPhrenicLoser]

The JOJ boss fight you shoot the UFO JOJ down.

[@KRawatXP2003]

Playing crack life while taking crack is next level gaming.

[@Yoldasi]

It's called crack life because that's what the devs were on.

[@Vincent_Morningstar]

9:28 i love this.

[@Eksevis]

I somehow predicted you'd say Option 7.

[@smc-susan]

1:08 _but you are so supreme.._

[@taxanimated]

i played the mod, in 10:20 you're supposed to shoot down the ufo you were shooting before

[@RainingMetal]

I remember when this was just a model mod for the original game's campaigns.

[@aaron50snickers79]

This seems like a mod that would have been released a few years after half life was released. I'm shocked it was a 2015 mod

[@ASlickNamedPimpback]

15:07 I mean, how many non-arabic sewerslide bombers do you know?

[@Cats-TM]

An…interesting modpack, y-yeah.

[@tophat-1-cause-yea]

Thanks no click we enjoy content you make (crack life is actually offense and etc

[@KNAFHLCJPT7A8EU3]

Game of the year.

[@RockyRockhead]

The in the buggering f*ck is this mod? xDD Awesome video bud, love it!!

[@tpd1864blake]

You’re too pure for this mod Rocky please no

[@noblefoul]

this is postal 2 of half life universe

[@Yura53n]

5:42 it's called Gopnik(bsqly in russian they are a member of those who sits on the bottle too much), genius

[@Fallout2pc]

13:35 love the hl:vr wayneradio reference.

[@averageartist10]

3:16 best thing in the mod 10/10 also is that waluigi's long lost brother???

[@Germ6496]

I hate having to go to patreons to see little stuff that wont get demonetized

[@randigo9992]

I loved this mod, also I love Glitch-Life mod for Sven Coop which randomizes everything

[@charallave1000]

You know a video is gonna be good when it says it's racist 30 seconds in

[@wojtusrobloxowiec]

hey noclick, tis mod has secret wepons where you can find in some places

[@caoistico669]

Did you though on... Shooting the ufo?

[@spacemanYoutuber]

4:56 Why is that a gas chamber? Oh no

[@wrathnmalice]

"This is all within theoretical limits"

[@alanshephard-j7z]

11:45 "Hello gorgon friman" *dies*

[@nonenothing4412]

Music in the beginning slaps

[@LordSzo]

That's actually Half-Life Offensive AI

[@joshipan]

living up to its name huh

[@wolfchan.8513]

4:04 that actually made me jump

[@joaquimbonazza6686]

Crack life is like cry of fear if you took lsd instead of heroin

[@Sheepykanashi1000]

YTP mod ever! =w=

[@TreckTheReal]

When life is on crack

[@villings]

these baseball bat scientists look very.. gopnik

[@BobTheMartin]

Oh hey I never knew RadHaz was in this mod

[@flowerfromtf2164]

This is basically a game interpretation of a phenomenon rytp (Russian KZbin poop)

[@TauGuyUT]

"the most offensive mod" Bro you don't want to be with me in one discord call

[@David_276]

Vinny played it like 10 years ago or so

[@daviredstone2br]

your actually making me choke on my laughter 3:56

[@Reallyidktbh]

Honestly, the best mod ever that I played.

[@karsgaming69]

15:20 i played the mod before and the name of it is something insanely crazy guys

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

vinescauce did this years ago uncensored watch this

[@gulfELAl9155]

Retreat: (of an army) withdraw from enemy forces as a result of their superior power or after a defeat.

[@dimitrijemilosavljevic7452]

cocaine life

[@yemree13]

Half-Life if it was made by Vivziepop:

[@lizardizzle]

Wait, 2015? I could've sworn this was way older. Or maybe there was a similar mod in thinking of

[@darkshock42mlg05]

I actually played the black Mesa HD remaster of this

[@CTYJIKEP570]

Crack life is amazing mod that better than so many modern games

[@noggin9306]

i finished this game in hard mode, the final boss took me an hour to beat using all my weapons ammo :(

[@NormalPolishBoy]

Crack-Life definetly crackin life.

[@freemanuseruser]

its is half-life 3 - some hacker leaked it and valve don't know what to do

[@ballcap89]

crack life is truly best half life sequel

[@KingThrillgore]

I hate that this mod introduced me to Viktor Tsoi

[@JonArbuckle38]

This should be renamed to “Average 2024 Middle School-Life.”

[@Real_Gordon_Freeman]

Lmao these existed since 2012 and 2015

[@Real_Gordon_Freeman]

Man back then when people weren't sensitive about this kind of stuff.

[@maginekris]

crack life anniversary is really fun

[@spacemanYoutuber]

1:00 Rage mode