Halloween Candy (ft. Edward Norton) - SNL

An odd dad (Edward Norton) gives a preview of the Halloween candy, treats and other strange things that he'll be giving out this year with the help of his wife (Aidy Bryant) and their "hot mess" son Diego (Bobby Moynihan). [Season 39, 2013]
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[@justinbochette]

“I like your costume Diego, what are you?” “Part of it!”

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

This is the origin story of one of the B-boy skeletons.

[@billysmith1480]

Diego S. Pumpkinzzzz

[@pinkroseperson256]

ANY QUESTIONS?

[@billysmith1480]

Sophia Szeneitas we're best friends now.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Savannah Nason Fat Skeleton, to be exact! 💀

[@joshbeck9761]

Keaton was more unhinged and sketchy. Norton is sassy and controlled crazy.

[@Wayzor_]

Norton is doing John Waters.

[@БулгунБамбылова]

Ничего он не нахальный не сумасшедший

[@БулгунБамбылова]

Эдвард нортон не такой

[@victoriaharris8543]

Y do they have to be the same? I mean they’re different people

[@eviljigglypuff2254]

Keaton killed it. Nailed weirdo vibes, which is the best kind of comedy

[@sammyeagleson5352]

"Gotcha fatty!" XD No one can sport a mustache as well as Ed.

[@agonleed3841]

sammy eagleson my mustache is NATURALLY that way. It's weird and cool. The middle doesn't fill. At all. Women love it. My marines Sgt hated it.

[@cia898]

I think that the dad Ed was playing is gay.

[@agonleed3841]

@@cia898 lol probably

[@ErisRising]

His commitment to the bit is excellent, and makes the entire sketch work.

[@john.premose]

Its offensive to see so many positive comments to this dog *****

[@jasonarons8637]

Bobby saying "Bones" is one of my favorite things every

[@jasonarons8637]

I got TPed

[@briankehinde6712]

No one but Edward Norton could do this unsettling character justice. Wow, that crazy Klondike Bar line! ME = DEAD.

[@Parr3]

Brian Kehinde Kevin Spacey methinks could.

[@briankehinde8166]

@@Parr3 Sure, but he's an actual creep. Not to mention all but blacklisted.

[@sir118]

Brian Kehinde Hader could have. His St. Patrick’s day skit was absolutely RIDICULOUS

[@randomname8778]

Watch Michael Keaton in the Easter Candy skit

[@Levacque]

@@sir118 Bill Hader as Vincent Price is basically a distilled, purified version of this character

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

There something about the way Bobby sinks his head into his soft double chin that always makes me smile. He’s so cute...!

[@jamesvan2201]

CN What I'm Saiyan? Lol, slightly reminiscent of Chris Farley. Lol your name.....

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Michael James Yeah, thanks. I think it’s most notable when he played Kirby (the astronaut with the little kitty cat) with that blond wig and they both remind me of Uncle Fester from The Addams Family, whenever they do it. Also, for a chubby guy, Bobby looks pretty damn good in tights XD I’m high-key jealous that he’s more confidence as well as firmer legs and butt than I do...😅

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

hagler10033 Luckily for you, he can grow a beard. Though “grow” is one hell of an understatement 😅

[@ashleymillican3809]

Calm down chubby chaser

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

hagler10033 Always gotta be that one negative Bitch.

[@mloftin6472]

Did Bobby wear that same skeleton suit for David S. Pumpkins a year or two later?

[@fredarok579]

It’s Fat Skeleton’s origin story.

[@Catz1a]

I believe they said they ran out and got two skeleton costumes at party city the week of for that so its probably different

[@whatever20110211]

I feel like a lot of people didn't get the "ruby" thing. It's Courtney Love's engagement ring which Edward Norton proposed to her with.

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

They were a thing???

[@nolongeravailable1840]

Yuck, Courtney Love is always such a disgusting mess, even when she’s sober...just yuck.

[@mariannecontrino6297]

@@Sweetumskitty1789 Yeah, back in the 90's after they starred in "The People Vs. Larry Flint" together. Crazy, but true.

[@dustinerickson1253]

Ed dodged a bullet with that stunt. Pun Intended

[@Dogtles]

@@dustinerickson1253 iswydt

[@bonorbitz]

This feels like an old SNL sketch from the 80s or 90s. Nostalgic.

[@Amy17229]

“He’s a hot little mess.” Yes, yes he is.

[@juanelorriaga2840]

“I’ll suck anything you put in front of me I’m serious I don’t care” Oh he didn’t just say tha, I laugh so hard I was coughing and needed air

[@lovecanis7701]

Me too. I can't breathe lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blubei]

This was funny, but Michael Keaton's Easter Candy skit was the best one, in my opinion

[@christinakaur8766]

blubei Thanksgiving Foods with Kristen Wiig was also brill

[@tassymccormick]

I agree. When he was talking about the chocolate Easter bunnies he was like “This one is hollow. Some people like the solid kind, but then, how would you get your little wiener in there?” I died.

[@jamesvan2201]

blubei guess what I have you this year? Cocaine....... Almost....😂😂😂

[@tylermunden6642]

Agreed. Norton's good, but he's no Batman.

[@printezstroman]

I think it's eggcellent.

[@leahdorothy]

"gotcha fatty" why do i find that so funny 😭😭😭😭😭

[@SecondEvilEx]

leia organa the way he said it

[@tomripsin730]

2:47 Generous is right! Those things are pricey as hell.

[@nolongeravailable1840]

IKR, I just stopped shaving when the army stopped sending me razors. For real.

[@sandyt3104]

I swear Edward Norton’s character reminded me of John Waters!

[@pibly7784]

Sandy T I think it was supposed to be a parody of John Waters

[@jamesh6024]

Mix of Jon Waters and Vincent Pryce.

[@cosmicheartbeat6784]

Absolutely agree!

[@OffandOn13]

Norton is brilliant in this one.

[@briankehinde8166]

Norton's character and Michael Keaton's character (you all know the one) should team up for the next Halloween sketch: "The Creeps Come Out At Night".

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Would be a terribly smart idea.

[@JohnBrown-ug5ty]

I'm thinking Edward Norton could pull off a Vincent Price type character.

[@uscman]

John Brown he really could

[@adamarens3520]

Or John Waters

[@adamarens3520]

Jeggdude 000 I care 🎃

[@Foxy02016]

John Brown he did

[@nolongeravailable1840]

Probably not, he’s more or a cynic than a charismatic playboy...probably do better playing Hugh Hefner.

[@abibrawley]

This feels like something Mulaney would write

[@canaisyoung3601]

Too bad he wasn't credited as a writer during the 39th season.

[@hollyb7142]

.. turns out it was just a sheet over a dead corpse xD

[@SirEriol]

As opposed to an alive corpse. Those writers are either way too smart or way to tired, but the jomes were amazing anyway!

[@peeeepthis]

@@SirEriol It's also possible that Edward may have flubbed the line, the delivery is a lil weird as if he didn't read the cue card correctly

[@OmeedNOuhadi]

WTF???

[@brendaleake]

@@peeeepthis actually the origin of a ghost wearing a white sheet comes from the burial shrouds the dead were wrapped in, in ancient times.

[@peeeepthis]

@@brendaleake ...okay. And that relates to my comment how?

[@crazyleg2006]

I just like Ed Norton.... he's just a cool dude

[@anthonyfulton3218]

69 likes lol

[@linziRyan1965]

Diego!!! “BONES!!!!” Preciousness I love Bobby when Edward Norton goes “he’s a hot little mess!” I died

[@Jonbutter]

You can hear Bobby giggle offscreen after the Klondike bar line

[@rickrose5377]

I'm looking through the comments, and I'm amazed. Does no one see this is John Waters?

[@bobbybobbinson]

Rick Rose It's so much like him! The suit SCREAMS John Waters

[@hannahhardin0711]

I thought it was Vincent Price but I see much more Waters now!

[@nolongeravailable1840]

IKR, everyone keeps saying price, and I’m just sitting here as a price fanboy thinking, “what the absolute fudge?”

[@Starr_Apathy]

I have no words... That was beyond amazing! Haha But I think I love Edward Norton even more now and I didn't think it was possible 😂

[@john.premose]

You've got to be kidding. What about this did you possibly like?

[@buffysummers1999]

“What are u Diego” BONES

[@medievalman71]

I was thinking the Diego lives in the basement, chained to the boiler.

[@futoijosei]

David Langston I can see that.

[@keren.icehand]

I love Ed Norton🤣👍

[@vick7224]

Wow he has such beautiful hands lol

[@mercster]

"I made the mouth too big."

[@bernardgagliano4308]

when edward norton says seik its a boogie makes me laugh

[@yoda908]

I never noticed until now how much Moynihan is a calmed down version of Farley. And did Norton reference his termination as the hulk?

[@kristopherbarker3282]

This is a Milky Way. The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. I've been in space. Here's a Mars bar. I'm an astronaut! It's a Moon Pie. I've walked on the moon. What have you done. -Buzz Aldrin

[@ezekielsparadise4633]

when Diego said bones he reminded me of penguin from Gotham

[@hawktalon7890]

Now that you mention it, I kind of hear it.

[@asabry4126]

NO DVD. Now who's in control...

[@kenc5999]

A Sabry I am Jack’s empty “Cars” dvd case

[@MsBlueBreeze]

Can you explain? Haha sorry i’m new to this humor

[@timunknown6724]

I accidentally passed out my weed gummy bears last halloween. Those kids had a blast and I'm finally out of jail!

[@comediccenter7233]

2:25 I was actually taking a bite out of a baby ruth😂

[@andrewstegall1456]

I didn’t do enough drugs for this video 😂

[@sorellana2154]

at 0:59 I thought he would say *I'm David Pumpkins!!!"

[@jamesvan2201]

Is Diego the beat boy from David s. Pumpkins? Lol same costume.

[@swaggyfelix7243]

As a fight club and snl fan whose favorite holiday is Halloween, this is incredible

[@joeljas067]

Dad: I like your costume what are you Diego: bones!!

[@darkbarker]

Norton is channeling John Waters in this right?

[@jamesh6024]

Bit of John Waters, bit of Vincent Price

[@Spike-un5il]

The resses cup one had me rolling of laughter

[@forestrot666]

I need a shirt with Edward Norton holding up a small candy bar and Diego to the side and the quote "hot little mess". Or even more, a Klondike bar.

[@trey1881]

1:28 did he just create peanut m&m’s

[@bobbybobbinson]

James Harden No they already existed

[@davidvillarrius6313]

Don't listen to that idiot, he did in fact invent peanut M&Ms.

[@kit_underline]

This works so well because he doesn't break character

[@christinakaur8766]

If you don't get the skit, watch "Easter Candy" and "Thanksgiving Foods". This is absolutely brilliant 😂😂

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Christina Kaur Don't forget the Christmas ornaments one with Steve Buscemi.

[@christinakaur8766]

@@doctorthirteen5727 Yesss 😂😂💙💙

[@amsterzb9329]

This is so random, I love these sketches!

[@kelp9742]

I can’t explain why, but this is one of the funniest SNL sketches I’ve ever seen

[@darrylmaxwell-os7pu]

KLONDIKE BAR !!! 😂 swear to God that's the hardest i have ever laughed ❤

[@blakes5827]

Ed Norton and Michael Keaton are so f'd up in these.

[@christinakaur8766]

Jesus 1, bread nothing. 😂😂

[@hatednyc]

I love the skits where he makes that creepy smile! (Diego)

[@QueenAnime99]

These holiday skits are so weird. I love it. :D

[@asia_polska]

I love this sketch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@surendersingh-zf3eb]

Hi

[@JRABFILMS]

The easter one is better

[@sophiehowie7111]

I love these skits! The Kristen Wiig one was the best 😂

[@allys744]

I like how Norton kinda looks like Vincent Prince with the pencil mustache and robe. Very fitting

[@vivek1393]

That audience laugh at 1:59.

[@emileevans9668]

Just finished watching Rounders and I'm in love with Edward Norton

[@gustavgnoettgen]

"Bones!" "OK..." Who would dress up as bones for candy day?

[@emmajochum8682]

Was that “ewww, it’s salty” line at the end a dirty joke that just flew over the audiences’ heads? Or is my mind just really that dirty?

[@hammermantbg]

Emma Jochum i thought the same thing......"i made the mouth too wide"

[@brenyatta]

Norton here is hilarious, but you wouldn’t want him in your neighborhood

[@laybabenedict]

Like u know him closely,asshole not a fan of him,but hate people like you

[@eltonjohnson1724]

Ed Norton is a GREAT actor. I enjoy him in every movie he is in.

[@SomebodysVincent]

We have had Easter Candy, now Halloween Candy. When are you guys making something about the other holidays?

[@undercoverglock]

Tell me why Edward looks like he’s barley recovering from fight club

[@canaisyoung3601]

Because that movie looks like it has very brutal behind-the-scenes stories.

[@MontagZoso]

This was weird, slightly disturbing and creepy. I loved it! 👍😎

[@yungkidnf]

They need to do more of these

[@veerchasm1]

Bazooka Joe comic being “funny as all hell” *SAID NO ONE EVER*

[@Nonyabuisness67788]

LMAOO I love this low key gay accent

[@MagnumDB]

This is the result of multiple hits to the head from Fight C- Oops I mean never mind.

[@chimeraart3737]

If David s Pumpkin was in this it would have been awesome

[@Jay-Da-Giant]

God I wish the Diego (played by Bobby Moynihan) should’ve dressed up as the Hulk. Here are my 2 Reasons Why 1. Ed Norton played The Hulk in the 2nd MCU movie The Incredible Hulk (2008). 2. Bobby Moynihan played The Hulk on different episodes of SNL.

[@SuperRayW]

Congratulations, you managed to make something with Ed Norton that is terrible, I didn't think that was possible.

[@GrooveYouVerse]

I like your costume, what are you? BONESSSSS LOL

[@jamezkpal2361]

I love these skits so much I bought that chair.

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

This sketch deserves more respect lol

[@plentylives]

Where’s David s pumpkins?

[@drakekay6577]

1:18 they always are!

[@hollyb7142]

Psych it's a boogie!

[@joshm5156]

This was awesome.

[@leebonics1822]

The razor blades still in the pack was gold

[@CBlargh]

Splain it to me. Please?

[@luckystarpiano]

“This is a baby Ruth & this is an adult Ruth” 🤣

[@themister2750]

SIKE...It's A Boogie! 👌

[@theohaegele9011]

Is Edward Norton just... playing John Waters? I love it.

[@joeyfitz9]

This is one of those sketches that you probably wouldn't think would work, if you only read the script... but it does.

[@logini18]

He has target lady energy 🤭

[@patches_kitty]

This was amusing.

[@edwardyang6707]

this has sheldon cooper vibes

[@woodynightshade2285]

That Klondike bar would have melted.

[@batmad2851]

Edward Norton has got to be the best actor that ever lived!

[@travisbickle3458]

He nailed it. I can't stop lmao

[@heirrose1606]

Favorite Halloween sketch since David S. Pumpkins but there should've been a The Cars CD in the case

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

That would have been too much torture.

[@Diana-iq6kd]

I love you Edward, you're pure

[@captaingoosesdisneyadventu4428]

I like the spooky music at the beginning.

[@storiesforyou97]

Gee why am I having Sheldon Cooper vibes

[@vardellsfolly5200]

''Look children, it's a falling star. Make a wish''!

[@vardellsfolly5200]

''Look children, it's a falling star. Make a wish''!

[@sophiehayes9562]

im in love with ed norton

[@GinaBush-gb6tk]

Love Ed Norton.