Halloween Costumes For Chicks

Bro Science #83: Dom reviews costumes.
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[@3jzell]

Even his promos are more entertaining than other KZbinrs.

[@Pilelr55]

+Josh Hudson Sometimes though his promos are better than the actual content he presents me with...sometimes his promos make me cry from laughter. Sometimes....

[@joshudson13]

Nice name 👍🏼

[@ahmedahaggag]

I hope a lot of girls watch this video.

[@MrCinemus]

Facts

[@robinmaibals1193]

+MrCinemus Magic

[@chadgallant5474]

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[@judddddyy]

Lol

[@fabulousk8]

+Ahmed Haggag and I hope you know that his videos all have a side of irony. Or did you not notice.

[@kennethcolbert9932]

15 minutes into conversation if she says "we're not having sex tonight" that's is the greenest of lights. Go go go

[@Crosby4hyg]

dom seems like the kind of guy who goes to halloween parties dressed as himself

[@dannyj6584]

Crosby4hyg On 2 years later and he’s the best 😂😂

[@AlienRider123]

dom would go as Micky Mouse just so he doesn't have to wear a shirt, find those princesses, and go go go... but he would go with pants instead of shorts coz ain't no one got time for leg day.

[@MostafaElSakari]

Lotus Petal

[@edwardkirby9495]

And the theme was “dress as your type”

[@Irakli008]

"Like an era... you know like the way dinosaurs measure time... or something" -The Brofessor, 2015.

[@user-gw1li6jq5i]

You mean 8745th Era?

[@damnlookathim]

"Not all heroes wear capes, not all heroes wear panties either.. luckily you're wearing neither. That's a limerick."

[@flnative7417]

"all three lights are green" words fromnthe wisest of men.

[@AsshhStallardy0]

"PayPal me some bitcoin"

[@sethboooooi23245]

Ryan RUSSO when u attempt to buy tren but you're such a bro you don't comprehend deep web security and get hacked. its okay i challenged him to a bench/curl off for supremacy

[@indipollard1715]

This aged well

[@mnbvcxz123S]

0:30 Look at the difference in size that dom has made in a year. That is what a natty can expect realistically in 1 year of training.

[@jimadam123]

Nope. He just doesnt put in the work

[@WeedSmokinRepublican]

Lmfao you're joking right? If you eat 12 meals a day for a year you'll put on 30lbs or more even without steroids. Roids don't make you big, eating a fuck ton of food does.

[@Epicskillz56]

+nick dean rik piano eats 13 meals a day and hes swole as a train

[@mnbvcxz123S]

Epicskillz56 lmao, that dude is mostly oil and implants, and he takes enough gear to kill a small horse

[@SPEC7RA]

+ConfederateTexan yeah, youll mostly put on fat bro

[@STOPhotography]

I'm going as the brofessor for my Halloween party

[@Michael-yj3gw]

+Steven “STO” Owen lol you just stole that from last years video

[@kryptocide-]

+Steven “STO” Owen my friend did that last year. xD

[@mitchellsteindler]

+Steven “STO” Owen I did that last year as well...half assed it though

[@crzymanjones1]

"It ain't easy bein' me, but it is easy dressin' like me." - the Brofessor

[@locasenior8229]

You are not big enough..

[@joelaguilar2345]

Cant stand girls that think they're all cool, and say "bro"

[@markx7139]

+joel aguilar Ikr. Freaks you the fuck out doesn't it?

[@joelaguilar2345]

+Markx for real tho

[@dfoboost33]

+Markx *instant softie

[@markx7139]

joel aguilar Especially when you tryna Netflix and chill and she says"bro". Instant mood killer.

[@joelaguilar2345]

Instant boner killer

[@FenixNations]

couldnt have clicked that notification faster

[@Andres00Martinez]

lol me too xD

[@markx7139]

+FenixNations ikr

[@MissTastyDoll]

LOL same! it needed more shotgun sound effects tho

[@sukmadek8626]

Last time i came this early i woke up your mom

[@TheShowOff2I]

+SukMa Dek That comment is "Lawl" worthy

[@TravisHansenForPresident]

I just love the honesty. Not many places online will you hear about a girl saying, "we're not having sex tonight." And have the host/whatever say that it's a green light. But in real life it's so true. When people play the game it seems crude, described, but as bad as us guys are so are the girls that are looking for fun too. Breath of fresh air to hear a situation where the nuances are understood by both parties, described so crudely, because that's really the way it goes.

[@dethswurl117]

Bruh

[@Ionecis]

+chucky D u mad bruh ?

[@chuckyd5844]

Ionecis ye innocent bstard ye

[@chuckyd5844]

***** so is your mas gee

[@MinecraftTimeStudios]

+chucky D you're an idiot bruh,u even lift bruh?

[@kreuzrittergottes9336]

+chucky D bruh, your troll is weak and pathetic.

[@baconfromhell666]

I'm going as Jesus. Then everyone has to do reps for me.

[@bludshedt2647]

Reps for jesus

[@Weisswoscht]

Only Dom can get away with that much promo, without getting hate, because its entertaining af :D

[@chrisgoomba9735]

Halloween: one time of the year where girls try to justify wearing provocative and slutty costumes as a means to try something they would normally detest the other 364 days of the year

[@rustler08]

+Chris Goomba normally love, but they don't want to admit that they love*

[@brokenalienable]

sound like that line from mean girls lol

[@billytheweasel]

+Chris Goomba They criticize women who dress sexy the other 364, then wear theirs for one shining day of sluttiness.

[@envysmith6832]

Not all heroes wear capes Not all heroes wear panties either Luckily, you're wearing neither 10/10 i cried. Give this guy the pulitzer prize

[@dickiemckay]

If you look like the chick at 5:10 and you're wearing a full-on super-woman costume, you absolutely still get the green light. And by light, I mean driver. And by green, I mean pile.

[@crazymonkey1953]

"I'm Jerry Rice baby, I've caught everything!" XD

[@soonho96]

"For my defense I'm going with Jets, just like U.S. goddamn military." FUCKING LEGENDARY

[@smoothieking157]

bring back ask the brofessor or you're gonna lose your gains

[@Advection357]

"Halloween, the only time of the year a brutha' can wear a mask & not get arrested" -Fresh Prince

[@slayinfrank1]

"That's a limerick" - Dom 'The Brofessor' Mazzetti

[@faizallibrhm]

IM FUCKING EXCITED AS SOON AS I GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT DOMS UPLOAD

[@CRatcliffe]

had the best excuse ever to take off my shirt at a Halloween party, girl was getting cold so I offered my sweatshirt which consisted of my costume so it gave me an excuse to go shirtless and be "the good guy" haha

[@jakobwest4811]

The thing about Jay Cutler was hilarious

[@Lcavila94]

couldn't stop laughing with Jay cutler reference.

[@khalidm5939]

All 3 lights are green LMAO

[@TheUcHiHaMaD]

The jay cutler bit.......... I'm dead.

[@YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy]

I don't always comment but when I do.....

[@YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy]

I comment twice c:

[@ryantyler44]

+Ulysses Sanchez you actually commented once and replied to you self once as well. :)

[@zubmit700]

Paypal me some bitcoin!

[@jofac22]

You comment some unoriginal shit

[@YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy]

+jofac22 your pic is some original al shit.

[@cristianesparza123]

I like how Dom isn't a sell out he lets us know what and who he is promoting. And makes it funny at the same time 😂😂

[@BlitzBloodFan]

Thank God you grew the pump on your face again.

[@ItsVikwhite]

"why girls think hellowen is special day to dress as as hoe it's not like ur not dressing like a hoe every other day of the year switch it up ladies stay at home and don't cheat on ur man" -mr.give your girl back

[@NovaBushido]

Not enough shotguns, sounded abit empty :(.

[@skatesquam]

this was dope Dom, it seemed effortlessly for you. Got the game on lock

[@KenMembreno]

dom is the reason i started taking pre workout in the first place

[@LTT.Official]

Is it just me or is Dom speaking softer or more reserved. Still talking good funny shit just less shouty.

[@harleyzeth]

I think he upgraded the audio on this one

[@chipgaines8555]

[e-mail]

[@Impactmoon]

I think he's buzzed in this video

[@zackhaven6336]

last year's dom costume was the best direct marketing strategy ever

[@joefavela9634]

Here's the thing, I dress in sniper camo - the gillie suits - every Halloween and scare people. So, I would hit on girls on Halloween, but I get a bigger rush scaring the shit outta people. Do I have problems? Yes. Am I a sadist? Probably. But that's the beauty of Halloween - scaring the hell out of people with no repercussions.

[@erysno]

i have learned so much today sensei

[@origamimotion3740]

ur arms have seen better days mate

[@lostinboston5604]

"Let me get at that litter box." Ahahah, I'm definitely using that this year!

[@jaeaustin7362]

The burden of being Mike and Gian..these guys just keep putting out consistently entertaining videos. Keep up the good work fellas.

[@Guy_LastName]

"lemme get some of that litterbox" gonna try that one haha

[@kitkatkidos]

Drunk dom is the best lol

[@carazy123_]

The *GREENEST* of lights

[@wadzworx]

this shit is spot on, the ariel costume part was so funny

[@combinemax]

i think at some point i've found myself writing this down

[@tortellini6793]

How do you feel about a badass minnie mouse, dom?

[@AlexWolstencroft]

+tortellini I'll feel your bad ass and mini mouse.

[@untouched92]

i would probably characterize that under the disney shit if it was me all lights green!!!

[@stoilbozhilov897]

+Alex Wolstencroft WinRar

[@billytheweasel]

+tortellini No panties or sheer pantyhose = win

[@roemer024]

THIS VIDEO IS SURPRISINGLY GENIUS! Bro you completely nailed the "animal costume" girl hahaha

[@JamesDeBall]

A girl telling you that you're not having sex tonight is really the greenest green light

[@tylerpinder1]

New mic and camera just feel so different

[@brookeheath9175]

this dude never fails to make me laugh. legend

[@Sandorfitness]

When it comes to Broscience, always click the like button. Then you may resume watching.

[@paulomoniz7326]

ALL LIGHTS ARE GREEN --- MIND BLOWN!

[@lololer123]

Make a vid where you pick up chicks at the gym to show that you are the true alpha-male that you say you are!

[@winstonjamesiii6634]

+lololer123 he did already boo

[@dealwithit6909]

+J ronnn ya!

[@derekcoleman1664]

+lololer123 alpha

[@steezboss]

+Winston James III link?

[@piochin23]

+lololer123 you must be fun at parties..

[@ak-vq3js]

i think that email he said is fake, but not completely sure doe

[@leofobbs8949]

I hate to admit it but, by making us wait for videos and not giving us a customary set due schedule, I guess it keeps the fan base strong by anticipation and when we get it is more enjoyable.

[@jamieaguilar5911]

The Jay Cutler reference is absolutely hilarious!

[@brrrr9165]

When are you gonna make a video about the Dom Bod?

[@TheManInThe5uit]

I'm glad that they sort of went back to the classic Dom vs. in this video. Not just about the gym. Hopefully they'll continue that series too. Dom vs. everyday things. I would've really enjoyed a Dom vs Caitlyn Jenner video :P

[@joemoore1998]

"The only side she'll pick is mac and cheese, cuz it's not mac or cheese." 😂😂😂😂

[@mertz313]

Funniest one yet LMFAOOO!!! The Burrito joke got me LOL

[@dimlydumbor934]

That confirms it. Dom is into *furries*

[@mankeyismyfriend]

Hey Dom, get off your rest day and make another video already

[@TheWestDweller]

*looks at title of video* --- "oh this is going to be good..."

[@georgewilliam176]

Love when you get to watch the video before anyone has finished it

[@CooperCarr]

How do I get the space background Empre Lifts Back Shirt? Can't find it on DOMMERCH

[@CooperCarr]

+Cooper Carr Wait wait found it....I'm an idiot.

[@turksandwich7538]

This video seemed forced.

[@TheShowOff2I]

So does rape

[@kooolplx]

+Turk Sandwich Yeah he must have forced himself to make the video, you inbred mongoloid.

[@turksandwich7538]

Taha Matan Who told you I was a mongoloid?

[@andr4681]

"it's like shaking hands with a panini press" LOL

[@rtydht45r5]

a year later and this video quality is through the roof

[@jacobszczecina592]

“Shaking hands with a panini press” 😂😂😂💀

[@oleafoo]

Post a new video

[@Rantsnrambles808]

I love that you are still Dom in ur commercials. The rock/metal station I listen to straight up makes me cringe. They say shit like " gee wilikers that's a super deal from a super company".

[@danblaster8530]

IF YOU AIN'T MY BRO YOU MY FOE, BRO LIFE.

[@JgHaverty]

I know hes joking, but when women say "bro" or "dude" to me, it really drives me up the fucking wall lol

[@Racye-bf7vn]

Unless she's a surfer with a tight body, then she can call me "dude" all she wants.

[@JgHaverty]

Racye1911 haha

[@_________________________7050]

Send this to Laci Green or some crazy feminist just to see them react XD

[@HeySpecimen]

I know this guy is hilarious but I don't care for people who waste time making fun of fitness or strength training so I'm really happy to see this guy doing another topic! Too funny and on point! haha

[@MrZacDavid]

"We're not having sex tonight" triple green light GO GO GO lmao too real.

[@lololer123]

This is a video for chicks but i don't see any how come?

[@mattdoherty2859]

I just sent this video to a chick.

[@AdamIsMyNameO]

"Let me get at that litter box"... Pure gold!

[@andremalheiro8869]

brofessor sharing the knowledge

[@hasinarshad]

Watched the first 3 minutes. Big fan of brosciencelife but honestly this video was boring. Looking forward to the next one!

[@ramsayredbeard5379]

You can tell he's getting tired of doing this

[@ramsayredbeard5379]

+Ramsay Redbeard Like I said.....

[@sokevkuv1286]

+Ramsay Redbeard did you reply to yourself😂😭

[@christopherkennedy6013]

'The way dinosaur's measure time' - I cracked up.

[@caliente9971]

the jay cutler reference was a definte "lmao" moment... i'ma use that one on my bros that haven't seen broscience

[@Wally17.]

Minion costumes, minions everywhere!

[@tetelestai46]

THIS IS THE GREENEST OF LIGHTS! GO! GO! GO!

[@TheMickaren]

"More like an era, you know like the way, uuh dinosaurs measure time or some shit" I love it

[@keydet2014]

This is one of the better one of his videos I've seen in a while! Not that the others were shitty, this one was just the perfect summation of the college halloween parties

[@jluce88]

"The only side she'll pick is mac & cheese because it's not mac, or cheese" Lost it

[@trevorhoudek7577]

this dude's IQ has to be at least 120.

[@TerroristTrey]

It's 420

[@iLubembz]

it's 66

[@IXavi3r]

the only guy who can make sit through an advertisement ^^

[@Foretelling]

You need to do a video on the history of the word Bro

[@nileshjambhekar7699]

That "Job chick" rant was so point. It actually was correct. Holy shit.

[@funnyloe]

Dom is feeling the Bern!

[@michaelniese5842]

I think fan duels days are numbered. Dom you better get that Fan Duel money while you can.

[@DoubleDiction]

stevie wonder could see that is the greenest of lights. all three green!