Halloween Security Checkpoint | ERU ASMR

All trick or treaters at Arkham Sanitarium, including you, must pass through the security checkpoint before returning home (whenever and wherever that is).
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[@benjaminlamothe2093]

Corvus is definitly the kind of guy to hand out full bars he's so kind and friendly

[@wr1ght939]

One will probably have some experimental concoction in it instead of razor blades or hand grenades.

[@zirppo4970]

corvus the typa guy to hand out meth for halloween

[@australium7374]

@@zirppo4970 seems like an lsd kinda guy

[@Blooms2g]

@@australium7374 dmt kinda guy

[@lilSpykey]

@@wr1ght939 no no no corvus is the kind of guy who would give out hand grenades that are actually cakes, But it’s filled with chocolate bars that contain weed (only available in places where it’s legal and prescribed) and then tops it off with a tooth brush and floss so that you have clean teeth.

[@CRClem]

"Better sample one more, just to be safe." Man really out here saving lives like its his duty. Thanks for all the hard work, ER!

[@berrynation4251]

1.4K likes but only one reply

[@CRClem]

@@berrynation4251 its rough isn't it 😔

[@tundra9805]

​1.5k and only 1 more comment@@berrynation4251

[@ironwolf3319]

Arkham Sanatarium Security, otherwise known as A.S.S.

[@Newton1208]

Why is this so funny

[@peresusjacksonfan]

Lmaoooooo

[@lalunaasmr3508]

💀💀😂😂 I was supposed to be going to sleep not laughing this hard

[@vladdydaddy5197]

King

[@AInsanity]

You're smart ASS

[@IronDarty]

Poster : Have you seen this patient? me : Yeah i saw him at the nothing shop a couple days ago.

[@ethen7524]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ShannonSurprise]

👌 🤡 OK! 🐛💤👚🐛 ⛽ 👉 ⚡👟 🎸 🌂 👢

[@TheMuteStreamer]

@@ShannonSurprise holy shit, that's some dedication. I commend your efforts, and make sure they have not been wasted.

[@sierramiller6502]

this is how dads treat “dad tax” every halloween

[@rvosta2450]

😂 I feel attacked!

[@JJ-zr1wf]

gotta teach em early

[@dallas3546]

Like I would know anything about that 😢

[@WiddlyScuds2909]

"Honey, I'm sorry I'm late. Fucking security guard was having a power trip for 45 minutes and I fell asleep"

[@jaeji.]

Goated comment lmaoo

[@Tyberos253]

It's simple. The candyman just travels back in time. And so he doesn't have to spend any money he just picks the dates where it's Halloween

[@LemonWalrus546]

Man....what house was he getting the candy joints from?

[@Justme2278j]

@@LemonWalrus546 the stoner’s house probably

[@ICE_woomy]

Why are all the jojo fans on asmr videos

[@PrincessMakesVideos]

@@ICE_woomy Unsure

[@Azrael69605]

@@ICE_woomy they’re everywhere now

[@avrtasmr3563]

Eating/sampling our candy is one thing, but confiscating our instructions to resurrect dinosaurs… harsh.

[@MrTechNetMod]

Hey at least we got to keep the razor blade apple

[@avrtasmr3563]

@@MrTechNetMod 😂 A small victory, but we’ll take it

[@QuigleTheGnome]

You feed the bones McDonald’s and water it with blood

[@avrtasmr3563]

@@QuigleTheGnome Excellent, a dark mystery of the universe has been revealed to us, thank you!

[@AnakinSwolewalker]

@@QuigleTheGnome pjo reference eh

[@mrphantomtheinkling2750]

I just think ER just took a kids bag and said “Don’t worry, just making a vid. Probably eat all of yer candy”

[@stevenyoung8753]

It's probably his kid's bag :) He did a vid the same way on a previous halloween

[@nocturnal2284]

Yp probs a kids bag 😂

[@plutoyoon]

@@stevenyoung8753 no kid in their right mind would let this happen. ER probably buys bags of candy, puts half of ‘em in a bag and then the rest goes to trick or treaters, and then whatever is left over he and his family eats :) at least that’s what seems most logical, especially when you consider the fact that he has to make this video a few days in advance cause filming and editing take a long time

[@kovyvuri]

@@plutoyoon probably not them eating it, likely passing them out. They’re a bit more on the health conscious side.

[@mslovelyshot]

Plot twist ER actually went trick or treating as a grown man for the sake of our sleep

[@raulrodriguez2309]

I can’t imagine the horror on the cashiers face when ER came to see the register with a bag of apples and pack of razor blades a day-ish before Halloween

[@plutoyoon]

let’s just hope, for the cashiers sake, he already had razors at home

[@ragedkill2897]

who gives out apples for halloween tho

[@EphemeralRift]

actually 2 diff stores!

[@vincezockt127]

@@EphemeralRift GENIUS

[@spazboy119]

@@ragedkill2897 that was my first thought. Like “oh no, someone could get hurt by one of those apples… if anyone were to actually eat them rather than turning around and egging the house handing them out.”

[@texanplayer7651]

Arkham Sanitarium Security. I see this man is proud to be an A.S.S. officer

[@obi5398]

Australian Space Squad

[@grassywings7095]

American Sanitation Service

[@irtyan6773]

Anti Septic Serum

[@stevenandrew6206]

Haha

[@doulikemyjordans6845]

Am I the only one who jumped a little when he said “wait, Margaret is back?” The Arkham lore deepens! I love it here!!

[@Swinsl]

She went to go rekindle the flame

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Where timestamp?

[@Alburto_]

@@RRTSMPlayz look for the razor covered apple, it’s in the first half of the video :)

[@Alburto_]

@@RRTSMPlayz 9:45 saved you the trouble

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@Alburto_ oh thanks dude

[@batrclaytx]

ER took the dad Tax to a whole new level on this one.

[@Pedro-nk6yw]

"Are you a bandit?" [me, wearing fur armor] "Never should have co- I mean no"

[@YuiFunami]

it's time to end this little game

[@Pedro-nk6yw]

@@YuiFunami Can't wait to count out your coin

[@runeonce-great6370]

"You'll make a nice rug, cat"

[@hypnos9356]

you'll be so much easier to rob when you're DEAD

[@Howwul]

….must’ve ran off

[@heirleifer3610]

" i predict he will pull out a snickers next." *Pulls out a human brain*

[@n.hetzendorfer]

Close enough

[@Made4YouComedy]

This is how Rift meets his son at the front door every year at the end of the halloween night... confiscating any contraband.

[@silverback_rook5110]

My headcannon for this: After work, the security guard is slightly sad, as he didn't get to go trick or treating, and he had to inspect all the amazing goodies other residents got. But, as he's doing the last of his paperwork, all of the major doctors and a bunch of residents suprise him with a bag of candy, and goodies they acquired for him. Keep up the good work, Uncle E

[@dookiepicklecumgoblin1811]

Stinky

[@orchard8852]

@@dookiepicklecumgoblin1811 I think being a security guard at Arkham would be the most interesting and well respected security job out there

[@dookiepicklecumgoblin1811]

@@orchard8852 stinky tho

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@dookiepicklecumgoblin1811 nah he's been showering.

[@artysausagedog1588]

When your RNG is so bad that the 'random sampling' hits every single piece of candy / bladed apple you got.

[@DrasticPurpleHippo]

Tests razor blade with his teeth to see if it's "legit". Hero.

[@rileyowen123]

Then places it back in the apple and says enjoy 😎😎

[@Kordoff]

Glad to see Corvus' side job is finally paying off, full-size candy bars aren't something everyone can afford these days. Why, you'd need a whole Rubber Chicken to trade for just a few bars if I'm not mistaken!

[@willchapman6073]

@@lawford3327 are you okay

[@TheDamisen]

Ah candy that’s already half eaten by an Arkham security guide, just the way I like it! Happy Halloween y’all

[@beflyaudio]

With all the bad ones picked out!

[@TheSergio1021]

ER: "Are you a bandit?" Me, dressed in a bandit costume: "Uhhh... no."

[@kittensareawesome2789]

A.S.S. Is a truly prestigious and disciplined organization.

[@drakel5943]

"Shouldnt take too long". 40 mins later im asleep on the floor and my candy is gone. This is worse than the tsa!

[@orangec0rsair115]

Yessir that’s what im talking about. Halloween candy video is just a tradition.

[@ICE_woomy]

Jojo fan no. 3

[@scazy1844]

JoJo fan no. 4

[@CharleenaPurcell]

“That was the blue one... let’s try the red one... make sure” “Probably the yellow one too.. you never know”

[@n.hetzendorfer]

What a hero

[@Rayhato]

Ah yes, we've come to the right place. This gives me more Halloween mood than the actual Halloween.

[@WibblyWobblyWoo]

Frequent lore specific uploads from ER. What a time to be alive!

[@emmetkuczmynda7861]

literally laughed out loud around the 5 minute mark, after that “of course” i was expecting reese’s, or a twizzler or some other halloween staple. but no, why would it ever be what is to be expected with ER?

[@iTyncWithReality]

I read this comment like 45sec before mark and I am so glad you didn’t spoil it! Even ruling out candy, I wasn’t even close. That was great!

[@obi5398]

There is no candy. Gimme your brain.

[@TheMuteStreamer]

" I wonder witch patient this is.. "

[@TheMuteStreamer]

Dear ER, I want to thank you for all the times you have given me sleep. I unfortunately don't get tingles (not unless you count a shiver down my leg occasionally), and I love the lore, the character design / gimmicks, such as Corvus and his lovely accent, or the Man's, your voice is very calm and pleasing. Now, with all of that done, I hope you have a splentastic day! Also, remember that no matter the project, take care of yourself and take breaks! Also, your speaking voice on your ERP is a pleasant surprise to me, as I usily watch your ASMR.

[@cjcurtis3433]

“Please don’t lick the walls.” They wouldn’t put it if it didn’t happen.

[@bertsteinich]

Please lick the walls

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

It’s marked out because of Halloween

[@awsomer76]

When your dad “inspects” your candy haul as a kid and you come back with 50% less

[@Oussuk]

Sign: Please lick the walls. Me: alright Me later: Hey Corvus can I get a beaking for my tetnis.

[@deathinablanket7679]

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON CORVUS WAS MY FAVORITE, manz handing out full sized candy bars

[@shtanke2997]

Love the Arkham Sanitarium Security sign behind you :D

[@vanessaashford9203]

ever since the psychologist one, I'm never going to see the phrase "buried in Margaret's garden" the same way again 😳

[@SomeAsianArt]

This is just what I needed, listening to ASMR whilst robbing- I mean trick or treating tonight!

[@myrylth]

hentie

[@SomeAsianArt]

@@myrylth exactly

[@Toytimeee]

❤️‍🔥timestamps❤️‍🔥 0:00 intro 1:00 crinkling bag 1:30 talking to you 2:00 looking in bag 3:00 eating candy 3:50 looking at brain 4:30 eating chips 6:15 eating m &ms 7:45 apple full of blades 10:45 eating Reese’s 11:35 eating full size candy bar 13:15 eating crunch candy bar 15:25 kinder joy 22:50 ball candys 24:15 Milky Way eating 25:46 milk chocolate taffy thing 27:50 Junior mint 29:30 Kit Kat 31:36 hersheys milk chocolate 33:25 butterfinger 35:25 almond joy 37:45 Twix 37:15 candy bar 39:30 giving bag to you 40:50 outro. Sorry if it’s not right it’s my first time sorrry

[@ProfessorASMR]

The intricacies and precautious care you take in opening the candies is an enormous trigger for me! Thank you for a festive and creative role play, ER! 😎

[@RobertEHouse]

Just another day of the A.S.S. keeping the sanitarium safe

[@CharleenaPurcell]

“Trying to sneak out the blueprints to recreate dinosaurs is that it??” 😂😂😭

[@Whetfaartz1]

Dude just straight up stole a musketeer from my bag, and ate it in front of me

[@hunterryland5907]

You can’t be mad though.

[@GemGen]

He ate a person? Yikes.

[@peaceofmind2842]

Ive been watching Uncle E for literally half of my life. 1 million subscribers has been a long time coming. Time flies when youre having fun. Thanks for everything ☮️

[@eyelessjack817]

The creativity of this man is unmatched. Great stuff as always ER!

[@TheDismissor]

So this is what kids see when their parents check their candy

[@thesinlesswonderground.6454]

Uncle ER, you inspire me the same way, that David Lynch does.

[@EphemeralRift]

well Dave inspired ME, sooo... ;)

[@chaaatongottheneutronstyle]

I’m starting to think this security guard is just hungry

[@cjputasso]

i love the checkpoint "series". ( the man is a master at making posters btw)

[@nathanpalmer1568]

Just Uncle E casually handling a weaponized apple

[@brentschellekens4151]

Would love a fallout junk trader video

[@vladdydaddy5197]

Ngl our comments section is always funnier than any other YTer's

[@piperlishman3024]

POV. - you’re just staring at the signs behind him like 👁 👄 👁

[@jam7946]

Love that he circumvents the Ree-ses vs. Ree-sees debate by referring to the candy simply as a peanut butter cup

[@Connorwhatever]

....for the sake of his intentions i shall keep my opinion to myself😌

[@Jouninbaka]

ER: *puts every half-eaten candy back in the bag* Me, every time: please don't- please just fini-AAAAAA 😭

[@Bougieee]

I love the checkpoints so much!

[@brandononeil9596]

I love the constant creativity with these videos

[@aleksb112]

love the humor, your acting and professionalism! Cheers!

[@Roblox-Music]

Love this series, very original

[@Roblox-Music]

lmao the apple

[@acheron1872]

The heart burn he must feel at the end of these…

[@plutoyoon]

he needs sum tums in that bag

[@nolanhayzlett6817]

the strength it must’ve taken to hold up that absolute haul like that so smoothly, wow. ER is yolked af

[@treybourgeois6419]

Yes I have seen that patient. There was a kid I saw with an invisible man costume. He had a and suit with his head in the torso with a hat and glasses attached to a pole sticking out of the top. He was with with Frankenstein and other classic monsters. One of the most clever costume ideas I saw this year.

[@hodjokosan]

i had an out of body experience when he said the heath sticks to his teeth. i knew it was coming as soon as he pulled it out of the bag.

[@CrossFire141]

Love your videos! Thank you so much for putting so much work into them

[@raazaqandraazia6672]

This man is keeping us safe by testing our goodies from Halloween for any thing bad 10/10 best security guard would recommend to friends and family and he needs a raise.

[@CharCar92yt]

HOLY SHIT 1M!!!! I’ve been here for 3 years I am so happy!!! 😊

[@volcanobeard8668]

The guy who does your bulletin board missed an R in "Magaret's Garden" lol.

[@leon.9541]

Just perfect for me and Halloween 👌 ! Thank you so much man you are so good ! 👍✌

[@shonajones3424]

‘I’ll leave the almond for you…’ thanks, you’re too kind…

[@shardofkappu3271]

Guard: ”are you a bandit?” Me: no officer im not a bandit Also me: has a watch that I totally didn’t steal Guard: “ok just making sure” Me:😁

[@syzoractb4461]

The "no notices and signs allowed" lol

[@Brz99988]

Er is one of only 2 asmrtists that make me sleep

[@R0ckst4r0ck3r]

Apple with multiple razor blades in it "You can have that back bro !" Human brains pinata "SIR SHOW ME YOUR HANDS"

[@lord_saggerton7016]

Don't you have degenerates to crucify?

[@DavidExPoint]

I love seeing when ER likes comments because likes so many! I hope it makes him even partly as happy as his videos make me

[@matthewoverby7398]

YES FINALLY! loved the nwo checkpoint video, love this style idk why

[@francescaceniceros6047]

I’m listening to this to fall asleep after a long night of trick or treating 😌

[@andrewfore8916]

I’m so glad I was here when you had 200,000 subscribers and I got to watch your channel grow❤️

[@GTTtoni]

Hello er you are a great man and i hope you continue to hyptnotize us into sleep

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

"PLEASE DONT LICK THE WALLS" "NO ELDRITCH HORRORS BEYOND THIS POINT" "Anyone caught breaking curfew will be buried in Margaret's garden" The hell happened here?

[@focalpoint._]

Obviously, an eldritch horror broke curfew to lick some walls, and Margaret thought it would be suitable punishment from then on for anyone breaking curfew to be buried in her garden. Obviously.

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

@@focalpoint._ that would make perfect sense.

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

@@thispersondoesnotexist405 Cody my dear friend your clearly new just….Don’t get friendly with a nightstand drawer

[@TLLPurple_VR]

Idk why for some reason I don't usually get major tingles if any, but something about chewing gives me major tingles

[@fireballanimations7565]

I feel like this is my favorite video yet

[@NieRAddict]

‘If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this could be halloween of 2021’ can go so deep for such a simple phrase

[@yellow8958]

Omg the pillowcase as a trick or treat bag, now that’s a classic move

[@bensoontm5244]

I want to say thank you for your great work! Every night I go to sleep with you by my side. Great you!

[@cefb8923]

God I love these security guard videos.

[@Tank01323]

I zoned out while watching this and suddenly I just hear rift say "balls" I'm like wtf

[@ConejoDelAlbedrio]

The best role ASMR creator! I love your Pink Floyd video. Greetings from México City!

[@speejoink1]

This is my third time watching this because i keep falling asleep 😭

[@vladdydaddy5197]

You know what? I like to think of ER as the Charlie meme explaining to someone how everything ties together. Helps me sleep at night.

[@KenMajorFit]

You’re videos are the best man

[@gothyfroggy8581]

Corvus is officially my favorite after giving me a full candy bar. Thank you doc!❤

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

So where do y'all hide your candy to make sure no one gets to it? I usually bury it in Margaret's garden. Don't tell anyone though.

[@aaronp7436]

HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I JUST FOUND IN MARGARET'S GARDEN

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

:(

[@axlebolt5127]

Да да, хоть я и не знаю о чем вы но да да

[@australium7374]

I usually hide it in Corvus’ clinical spaces but he uses it for his experiments

[@hunterryland5907]

Huh... that must be where the new tree came from - it grows candy exclusively. Thus far I’ve harvested three different types of chocolate bars from it - for purely scientific reasons of course.

[@misiak2019]

Something to watch finally

[@axlebolt5127]

Я напишу что хочу и ты это не поймёшь) ахаха

[@tommy2guns220]

@@axlebolt5127 google translater does

[@Jammy.y]

The razor blade apple💀💀

[@RPodoba]

love the background notices 😄

[@TypicalMadlad]

Wow I’ve watched the NWO Checkpoint video so many times. Thank you!

[@Media_Paradox]

I like how the signs behind him have words crossed out like that 🤣

[@zodamann7875]

It's day time but good night 😆

[@teddybot1152]

Happy Halloween ER.

[@akumadere4146]

"Are you a bandit?" *Me, currently dressed up as a pirate:* "Nah."

[@minecraftbakerybuilder2039]

TODAY IS HELLOWEEN AND HAPPYHELLOWEEN👻

[@hadeson3122]

Arkham sanatarium is already a 24/7 Halloween anyways! We’ve got doctor cathulu!!!