Halloween Special | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #43

[@GoldenHourPodcast]

bit.ly/kingandthesting gang gang buzz buzz

[@TheSewerRat93]

“I’m so used to you not telling good jokes I almost didn’t listen to that”

[@coolzredz]

Sewer Rat 😂😂

[@tebow954]

loll Brendan.. catchin people off guard since cro cop, and his comedy career.

[@TheSewerRat93]

TebowJitt haha cro cop was old. But people hate on schaub too much. He's pretty solid.

[@mattallan6338]

@@TheSewerRat93 buzz buzz

[@TheSewerRat93]

Finn Babby I dig your taste in incubus homie

[@adameinhorn169]

Theo looks like a make-a-wish kid that never died.

[@bubbalw568]

Haha this was my favourite comment

[@teenaapperson5880]

@@bubbalw568 that's awesome lol

[@sebastian7424]

OMFG LMAOOOOO

[@KevinMay71]

Dude that's literally me - still holding on 27 years later!

[@karljonson3287]

Youre killing me guys.

[@alexmastrangelo4398]

“Don’t get any of your inability on my suit” Theo cutting deep with that one lmao

[@mauricioromero6115]

The way he laughed after what he said sank in was priceless

[@keepitreal9797]

Cat: “I realized I grew up with a lot of pedophiles” Theo: “Amen”

[@Redfoo711]

Brendan is the type of cowboy to ride UNDER his horse.

[@danglin-wang402]

Underrated

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Well that's where they put the handle on the horse. What else are you supposed to hold onto?

[@TheLostDude7]

What did Theo mean by vegetable up his butt, then saying McGregor lol

[@pdubzpyro]

Backwards

[@chriswalters0990]

Brendan looks like his son reads him bedtime stories.

[@solidtank7957]

The keto kid smashing that candy corn.

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Brendan dresses slightly better than the kids he meets dropping off Tiger to school.

[@SEEYAIAYE]

@Will Xixvn Yeah, Christina p made fun of it on their pomcast.

[@SEEYAIAYE]

@Will Xixvn I only tolerate her because of her dynamic with Tom, wish she'd STFU about her Hungarian heritage though.

[@brettmichael7475]

“Don’t squeeze my feet I’m an adult”

[@PermanentHigh]

Lmao

[@logano1878]

That shit had me rollin

[@sweefysnewdad2689]

Brendan looks like he always has a friend in him.

[@MrTommyfrizz]

Yesssssss someone get this on the show!!!!!!!!

[@Superfattw123]

ooof, quality grill

[@RefineIrony]

That's a DUB! 😆💪

[@harrisonedwardkingmusic]

LMAO Fantastic.

[@pdubzpyro]

Brendan: there’s a plug in my toot!

[@blackphillip2264]

Theo looks like a Muslim woman from 2029.

[@pizzlepayne91]

Pfffft hahaha 😆 man that made me laugh really hard. You're silly!

[@auroraborealis13579]

😂 original. Love it.

[@Munchman333]

That's killer bruh, gang

[@samueladams5243]

It’s the depression

[@mcbastard_tv6927]

This show I'd getting old they do the same thing over n over.

[@picklerick853]

"heyyyyy. There's a snake in my butt" It took him 43 episodes, but Brendan finally made me genuinely belly laugh so hard it cramped

[@kaminsod4077]

Theo looks like he's writing a whole book about cooking roadkill.

[@JD-ns9mr]

Don’t sleep on roadkill possum stew boi. Gang Gang.

[@McCandlessMike]

Then he will open up a restaurant called "The Roadkill Cafe"

[@zachsmith3315]

Stews from by the interstate

[@nicksellsatl]

Dip-Slo is easily the funniest thing Brendan has ever said.

[@erikgreeno6136]

he ain't naturally funny like theo.

[@DEMTiTzPeePee]

Where is it

[@StevieCzykPN]

erik greeno yeah, or.. just not funny at all.. he’s oooookaaaaay on here but go watch TFATK and tell me you don’t say “Jesus shut the FUCK UP” in your head every time he talks lol.

[@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590]

erik greeno hey man he may not be as funny as one of the best comedians in our day but Brendan is top 100 manybe top 50 he just has more exposure earlier in his game than others

[@chukkie_chukkie]

@@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590 no

[@beardown2392]

Is this the set of “Broke back Space mountain?”

[@tylerd963]

BearDown 23 this needs to be the top comment 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@kennypowers8185]

*Toy back mountain*

[@mrc3rtifi3d13]

One of the best/most original comments I seen in a very long while

[@tylerd963]

Mr C3RTiFi3D amen 🤓

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Yes

[@TheJCinator]

Reliving this old Halloween hitter just in time. Love how Brandon misses the “these pickles always late for work” line 🤣🤣

[@conhod10]

Brendan looks like that guy who asks if you’re, “having fun yet,” when you are at work

[@matguerra333]

lol

[@smoovetoons2092]

ash delionce Ah you're definitely not having fun..

[@SDR619]

Lmao I hate those kind of co workers 😂

[@mvtt600]

ash delionce you sound like you’re worse than that guy 😂

[@LPJMagicmusic]

@ash delionce dude.. your passed having fun, lighten up boii, maybe some psychiatric care would tighten up your jeans.

[@StevenLeeStudios]

The whole podcast is them just roasting eachother lmaoo

[@aftershowbl]

"You look like a sheriff at a transgender lemonade stand" - Theo

[@KURTDOWD]

he's just too much ya know? theo is the wisdomest.

[@erikgreeno6136]

@@KURTDOWD yasir

[@nickyboy10]

“My nephew found a razor scooter in his almond joy.” -only Theo

[@lucylestat9698]

Theo looks like someone who's been hiding from Y2k and just found the surface

[@alexmastrangelo4398]

Lucy Lestat this is gold!!

[@toebeans96]

"Shes just a skeleton." "I'm dead on the inside. " 😂😂 "... Okay. Thaat's dark.. Apparently she's into witchcraft."

[@adamcarter4297]

Brendan legit made me laugh with “ There’s a snake I’m my butt”

[@coltybiscuitbass]

yeah the first time

[@soleassassin3616]

Brendan looks like a mascot you'd see on a off brand chilli can.

[@audhumbla6927]

yea if it was called sexy cowboys HOT chilli SAUCE with the SAUCE

[@Dan-qj4bg]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylecooper8657]

"If you're woody, its ply" How did they not die at that comment, infeel like they all missed it!

[@kojoe6984]

IKEA wood lol

[@johnscroggins5981]

Ehh... it wasn’t that great

[@hejhelohej]

@@johnscroggins5981 no, it really was

[@wendel5868]

What timestamp? I missed

[@Joogsy4560]

So fucking quick

[@Longshanks_BJJ]

Theo: says funny joke Brendan: attempts to say something funny Theo: says another funny joke Brendan: rewords Theo’s first joke and laughs

[@justinpistolese]

John Legge you’re probably hilarious in person and also a killer comic

[@Unknown-tn8hc]

I get what your saying but it’s that back and forth between them that has created the white version of The Rock and Kevin Hart!

[@Rt27555]

Brendan is the type of guy that has his wife blow on his food before he takes the bite because its too hot.

[@perfectakira502]

That sounds nice actualy

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

Perfect Akira I can do that for you 🙂

[@psyifinotic]

error 123 the king and the sting making lives better one episode at a time you love to see it

[@keggyk7900]

"Oh Jesus look at the femurs on that kitten" theo to kat lmaooooo

[@JD-ns9mr]

Brendan’s the type of dude to drop his phone in rice and soak it in water.

[@antsolo2845]

Twice because the first time didn't work lol

[@08shayna]

damn that got me lmao

[@49erfanoz]

Fuckin a man!

[@mcbastard_tv6927]

Time to change the show its getting old they do the same thing over n over.

[@stayinyourlane2009]

@@mcbastard_tv6927 can u stfu ? Stop commenting that bullshit on all th comments

[@lindsayk8850]

Brendan looks like he sells cologne in the men’s room at Applebee’s

[@ren1724]

joooked You wish you where funny.

[@PermanentHigh]

Yuck lmao that was a good one

[@yurekandsnakes]

Brendan looks like the best supporting actor in Simple Jack.

[@theengineer9910]

Lolololol tropic thunder

[@Kickasso]

@Phil Ill AGAIN

[@johntiswell7599]

Iiiiive a a goo good braaaaiiinn !

[@yurekandsnakes]

B B B Bobby Lee was mean t t t to me and made my eyes rain haha

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Would pay to see Theo do a one man show recreating every scene from The Shawshank Redemption.

[@sirelllingtob]

No fucking joke!!!!

[@travie_d_2206]

“A cop at a bath house”? I swear no one else in the world can say that and have it sound funny but Theo. He’s an American Treasure

[@ChuckTreble]

I love how Theo seems to instinctively know we're all just trying to kill time until the end.

[@jamesanderson5137]

Theo look's like "bust light beer"

[@wendel5868]

Underrated

[@snavisTM]

The buzz light beer joke was literally made by Woody in the first toy story, get your life together bud.

[@jamesanderson5137]

@@snavisTM stop watching children's movies till the point you memorize them you bisexual keyboard warrior

[@needlessessentials8002]

Brendan thinks the letter “i” is an urban myth. Melk, pellowcase...

[@giggityeffyou]

I hate how he says SUPERBALL instead of Superbowl

[@Itsreekoh]

Brendans the type to complain to his wife about not holding his hand in public

[@bend6799]

FunnyAyeHoles fuunny 😂😂

[@aill1369]

11 minutes in and nonstop laughter 😂😂 these 2 are the funniest duo to ever work on something and be this entertaining and comedic

[@susie7336]

A ill and they get paid to do this. So fun!

[@gracejenson]

"Satan's Sidepiece" should be a tshirt

[@stormcorrosion176]

grace gang

[@c.u.r.c.c.6901]

grace Definitely B

[@snodrod420]

Grace u can be my side piece

[@blackout2430]

You look like fuckin Luigi

[@blackout2430]

You look like fuckin Luigi

[@jaimev5973]

“If youre woody , your ply” 😂

[@BIGFLUFFY2390]

I laughed way to hard at “DERIC, why don’t you say something nice once in awhile!”

[@gavinbock8531]

Theo “Here’s what I’m saying… I think… I don’t know what I’m saying” Von

[@Arm77NLa]

I’m so used to you not telling good jokes I almost didn’t listen to that” Theo 2019

[@ofishal1503]

Brendan is definitely the sheriff of broke back mountain

[@RefineIrony]

And the town drunk. He has a few apple-tinis and arrests himself

[@dannyajones2007]

Theo dressed as a space ranger but Brendan looks like he's ready to explore Uranus.

[@arlensauer7978]

Theo looks like the gas station attendant that says "living the dream" when you say "hey buddy".

[@jkeys99]

arlen sauer what

[@jackie4082]

I love these guys! I laugh out loud every time. KATS is just a great time and I look forward to it every week.

[@Jonny.B.]

Gosh the word Christmas shoots my anxiety thru the roof... I have disabilities that keep me from working so christmas for my 6 yr old little boy is one of the hardest times of the year please pray for me to get thru it this year I absolutely hate being broke and down and not being able to buy christmas for my family... By far the worst feeling ever.. God bless u guys... This time of year its nice to listen to u all to at least lift up my day.. Gang Gang Buzz Buzz....

[@patrickharral1]

Has anyone addressed the fact that Kat said, “some races go to heaven, some go to hell, and some go somewhere else like, I don’t know, Cleveland”

[@romanrey9578]

Time stamp it

[@patrickharral1]

GaRdZ lmaooo thanks I couldn’t find it

[@Bushey4545]

Lmfaaaooo 😂🤣 I know she seems like a sociopath with those little beady round eyes and her monotone voice and when she says stuff like that it's even worse lmfaaaooo

[@jessehardin8500]

Yeah it cracked me up

[@peterfox5868]

GaRdZ dark heart dark arts

[@leaguecarrypro]

We got Coors lightyear over here lookin like his wings need a blue chew

[@xArbuckle]

Brendan looks like the type of guy to audition to "taste the rainbow" in a Skittles commercial 😂

[@tymotoboy53]

4:30 says it all. “I’m so used to you saying such shit jokes that I almost ignored what you said completely” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@READERSENPAII]

king of the sting: where you come to watch the hosts insult each other every episode lol.

[@theone5916]

4:11 you look like a cop at a bathouse dude 😂😂😂 this dude theo is on another level

[@ryantuscher5914]

Theo looks like he walked 6 miles in the rain to a comicon convention.

[@joenick1532]

Brendan says he doesn't like candy corn and then eats the whole cup full of it 😂

[@DiNozzo431]

When Theo coughs it sounds like he inhaled the industrial revolution

[@what-a-life8097]

He had the Rona early on 🥴

[@chantheman44]

Theo is so underrated! I wonder what % of his jokes are missed by folks. This was one of the best episodes out there.

[@hughmungus134]

i feel like these costumes should be the other way around lmao

[@steveethier5176]

'Dallas Returners Club' made me laugh way too loud for this quiet office setting...

[@808bboarder]

I feel like they should’ve swapped their costumes 😂

[@Juskle7]

You need a “mayor” was the best line in this whole show

[@TAGE_FPV]

Who noticed Theo saying: "You'd be Surprised, brotha" when their joke flopped at 34:15

[@joeo5533]

“I’m not sure where the business was located” It’s *Kentucky* Fried Chicken

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Theo looks like he just escaped Charlie Sheen's basement

[@lowkeytalented2288]

Mr Meeseeks or Michael Jackson’s neverland ranch

[@SuperFred001]

This was the golden Era of kats

[@nickj963]

Brendan looks like the type of dude to pull his pants down to ankles when he pees

[@KURTDOWD]

Check.

[@psyifinotic]

derek and kat are 100% the best co stars on any podcast rn

[@mattstanislen3165]

"is this guy, is this from the Dharma Initiative wheres this guy sending this video from?" Nice Lost reference boiii

[@achtungvolk7807]

Matt Stanislen 💯, I’ll see you in another life brother.

[@officialroxxmusic]

Smells like carrots

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

@@achtungvolk7807 PENNY!

[@achtungvolk7807]

Ethan Breeden “ I love ya Penny, I’ve always loved ya...”

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

@@achtungvolk7807 Why r u telling me this? Lol they ask that like 7 times an episode

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

Theo and Brendan dressed as Woody and Buzz are like those shady mall Santa’s that you see smoking cigarettes out in the parking lot and drinking mystery beverages out of paper bags. BuzzKill LightWeight

[@Chasem92]

Brenden is the type of dude to say pellow and melk without blinking

[@princevegeta-son]

I love how nobody gets the fact that Der-rick is Pickle Rick

[@Wnick56]

Or you know,just a pickle

[@princevegeta-son]

@@Wnick56 what do you think cat doesn't have the ability to make a joke with Derek's name

[@pineapplefilms6748]

Derrick sucks ball tbh

[@FrankP210]

I don't think Derrick knows. 🤣

[@Wnick56]

@@princevegeta-son what does cat have to do with this

[@dylanbagley685]

does Brendan realize his hat is on sideways the whole time 😂

[@savana6773]

The first time it flashed to Derek and he was just chillin as a pickle..dead. 5:16

[@NoSugarCoatay]

You guys look like “Broke Back Space Mountain” love ❤️ you guys Buzz buzz bang tang! Lmao!

[@kevinc5771]

15:00 Brendan seems like the kind of guy that if he's gotta drive and it's raining out he puts a bib on 😂😂

[@pauljones2279]

"We used to use pellow cases"

[@loadymoney]

Melk

[@c.u.r.c.c.6901]

That’s that Denver accent lol When I as a “ked” I loved cereal and “melk”😂

[@renerivera3258]

Thiccccccccccc

[@Will-cd1zn]

Buzz Light Year looks like he just got done with his shift at space camp and now he's ready to get buzzed off light beer

[@901gtsi]

Theo’s the type of guy to pass out gram baggy’s of cinnamon to kids on Halloween.

[@renerivera3258]

Bridgette’s Ashtray 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BostonBlues]

Powdered sugars and steroids only cinnamon is them dark arts bruh

[@mattmelnarik8718]

RIP Cinnamon Wilson...

[@thehorrorcosmic]

Theo looks like the kind of guy who finger paints with his toes Brendan looks like the lead bartender at Chuck E Cheese

[@rels368]

Brendan looks like Lil Nas's... ex Dark horses in the back! Gang Gang✊

[@pizzlepayne91]

😆

[@wzrd99]

boo

[@rels368]

@@wzrd99 This time of the year is a huge reminder to Theo that he needs to restock on ForHims Cuz he always gots that Holloweiner.. Buzz Buzz! 🐝

[@shystieju]

1:38 “OR TO HELL” 😂... BUT I MIGHT PUT THEM PERCS ON DAT SHIPMENT WORD TO VON 💯

[@IcedCoffeeNoIce]

I lost it at: "Brendan looks like the sheriff at a transgender lemonade stand!"

[@seaeaglesfan2276]

“She doesn’t have an inside Derek. Be respectful”

[@creechospliff4046]

Theo looks like the Bad Guy off of 5th Element 😂

[@SJWestre]

when theo fired back reusing brendino's "you need to get a mayor" hahahaha

[@noahhoback]

Y’all look like “To an Infinity dealership, and Beyond gay”

[@kingbenjamin92]

Deric's face at 32:56 when Kat said that is hilarious 🤣😂

[@jhart2093]

Brendan looks like he gives Health advice instead of Candy on Halloween.

[@agawied2910]

J Hart while holding his kid in an identical woody outfit

[@lucciallah]

Brendan on the last episode, "I'm the Keto Kid" Brendan this episode - Eating candy corn

[@conradbarrett6]

Brendan “I’m on keto but eat candy corns” Shwab

[@sweetwaterbadrap7443]

You actually dont absorb any sugar when you put the candy corn up your butt

[@lopezaldana7]

Fuck I was thinking the same thing!!

[@GrinningMan999]

I love Theo, he can make anyone seem funny.

[@kolthayes5338]

You look like a guy who trys to ride giraffes at a rodeo. 😂😂😂

[@GasMaskParade]

Like the kind of guy who tries to ride giraffes at the rodeo is one of Theos top 5 roasts 😂

[@raprometheus3051]

What are you, Kat? "Dead on the inside." [Awkward silence] Me: (Instantly in love.)

[@keggyk7900]

Ra Prometheus preach 😂💪🏼

[@justincase5583]

The look on Brendans face paused at 3:10 is what you came for

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

"Im so used to you not telling good jokes that i almost didnt listen to that." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blazedandconfused477]

Already fake laughing though.

[@dalekay9ine]

When Theo said "I'm so use to your jokes not being funny I didn't even listen" to the dip-slo joke.

[@taylortyler999]

Brendan thinks he's "Mr. Steal your girl" But in reality, he's just "Mr. Steal your joke"

[@Bushey4545]

No I'm sure he plowed mad niggas hos

[@michaelcorcoran3942]

@@kingtrollol Nice.....

[@zacharybleu9294]

That omelet joke got overlooked. I laughed.

[@jacobdove5860]

Nobody caught Theo’s “idk where the business was located joke”.