The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 349: Theo Von

[@LivingforaLiving]

Who else goes back and watches these to relive the golden age of Theo and Brendan?

[@ishmaelprimeaux3564]

ME!

[@SelfMadeCulture]

Exactly what I'm doing. This past weekends Tony Manarich, the best most real session...ever!

[@boomshocka1000]

Just did

[@sebandabbi]

Just did

[@TheVhgutierrez33]

this is probably my 50th time watching this episode

[@jimboslice4351]

Brendan: “He had a pet wolf?”.. Theo: “I don’t know if it was a pet but they knew each other.” Lol.

[@casualgegard3502]

Theo von coming in hot with that gender neutral haircut!

[@jflack6]

Casual Gegard as an East Tennessean, that's an intentional fashion at our flea markets. Where the dimes are.

[@mvdaking]

And I heard he beat down syndrome

[@matthenry2564]

I heard he got knocked out by the headbutting world champ too

[@johnnie543]

Casual Gegard Theo in the building with that dark arts murderous cut bruh!!

[@reader88888888]

johnson543 dem *dark arts* bruuuuh

[@youngmanlee6022]

The way Theo says "bruh" just adds to his humor idk why lmao

[@narutowizard00]

And boii

[@leftybronson8800]

And when he talks about lickin you cousins daddy!

[@sportsfame99]

Only watched 12 and half minutes of this podcast and its already pure gold.

[@johnnie543]

sportsfame99 As usual! The Hamp Squad never fails to disappoint, bruh 🐹

[@josephcantu3562]

It gets better

[@Sirwastealot]

Yea im 15 minutes in and theo's killing me, the part where he's roasting brendan is pure comedy.

[@johnnie543]

Sirwastealot That's just the dark arts in effect y'all!

[@giggityeffyou]

Get in there!

[@alexsideris7487]

“That’s definitely the prison cut then” 😂😂😂 that was gold brenden missed it totally

[@Dave-mk9bw]

No he set up the bit at the end are we watching the same thing?

[@kristopherrice1465]

Shadow Boxer it’s when they were talking about haircuts like 2 minutes into the video

[@Dave-mk9bw]

@@kristopherrice1465 Yeah Brendan didn't miss it though he played into it at the end when he said he just took it. OP thinks Brendan was clueless.

[@benzlick]

Paul Bunion if he drank champagne all day and never got into forestry

[@johnc3212]

I’ve circled back to this podcast a few times. Man this is vintage Theo, one of the few people who is actually funnier during conversation than the actual stand up. Not that his stand up is bad, but man just hearing his back and forth on podcasts is so hilarious

[@vladimirgreene1516]

"I didn't know Nordstrom did tires" lmaooo

[@impersonator4439]

Vladimir Greene Brendan got roasted

[@ropeswingify]

Theo absolutely killing it. I've never seen him so present and laughing so much. Definitely having a genuinely good time. I think it says something about Shaub. An easy going cat that can laugh at himself. I've never understood the hate at Brendan. Doesn't take himself too seriously. If he was truly a dick or anything like his worst critics Theo wouldn't be having such a good time. He likes Shaub and that's a good reference.

[@itzrewiind9399]

Brendan is tall, handsome, and strong. People probably dislike him because he fits the “alpha” stereotype. I bet most of them that do are insecure with themselves

[@mxtw7910]

Nah its just cos Brendan is a dick to Callen. And Callen is one of 2 guys who put Brendan on. People dont like ungrateful/disrespectful people. I personally liked Brendan a lot until he started talking down to Callen

[@rels368]

@@mxtw7910 Callen talks down to Eddie Bravo.. If callen lets Schaub talk down to him it's his fault. Theo is just a stronger smarter personality that Brendan can't intimidate with his ufc background. Basic human nature. Just be like theo and don't care like a modern day buddha and you'll be respected by everyone.

[@mxtw7910]

Rel S 1. Callen doesnt really talk down to bravo. 2. Bravo didnt put callen on...callen DID put schaub on. Callen is his mentor and was his first big link and now hes got a little fame he’s forgetting who put him on. 3. It has nothing to do with his UFC background, thats YOUR opinion...and the reason i know its not about his ufc background is cos these guys been round for years and if you look at their earlier videos even from a couple years ago the dynamic was totally different. So dont ‘basic human nature’ me mate haha. Respect is respect period.. and 4. ‘Modern day buddah’....nah. I love theo but there are PLENTY of videos of him getting rattled...so just nah

[@rels368]

@@mxtw7910 ehh at the end of the day every thing you said is an opinion just like what I said. Btw theo is insanely aloof and always joking when he interacts with ppl, haven't seen him genuinely scared before, plz reply with a link would be interesting to see.

[@alexseuser4035]

"You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom rack"😂😂😂

[@elananimate4450]

That's awkward!

[@jayfron6012]

"i didnt know nordstrom rack did tires"

[@Muledeermonster69]

THATS THE PATRICK SWAYZE ROADHOUSE CUT SON!!!!!

[@tbomber]

"nordstrom rack mechanic" is right up there on the epic roast list with "back alley tunisian knife fighter"

[@Monkeys_are_life]

such a great "off the cuff." out of so many in this podcast

[@xLordSpicy]

I love coming back to these old podcasts. They're timeless. Pure gold

[@dy120481]

The French Paul Bunyan was maybe the funniest description I've ever heard... until a mechanic at Nordstrom Rack. Von might be the funniest younger comic alive.

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

Dude is a comedic genius. His ability to improvise is so damn impressive.

[@reader88888888]

dy120481 he seems kind of dumb to me... 💁👀😲😯

[@joshuaoflaherty371]

He’s fucking brilliant

[@raoulduke1661]

Nordstrom mechanic is brilliant

[@dy120481]

Raoul Duke The "Rack" is what puts it over the top. Nordstrom Rack is their second hand discount store.

[@Jmoney_82]

I play the old tfatk with Theo every night, helps relax my brain and put me to sleep.

[@sylyjoly]

Guest of the year 2018

[@alvarovargasbang-wutang8461]

Syl JoLy the champ and raining guest of the year

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

Alvaro Vargas bang-wutang reighning

[@aces8262]

I love when Theo comes on TFATK. 30% topics , 70% Theo and BigBrown roasting each other .

[@MattMcLeod6]

The dude who made those shoes is for sure watching this and crying himself to sleep tonight hahaha

[@GhOsT-mb5vl]

Matt McLeod I bet it’s you don’t lie

[@MattMcLeod6]

GhOsT 420 lol reverse psychology 🧐

[@GhOsT-mb5vl]

haha

[@Jboy19881]

Poor guy

[@EricDean]

I made those shoes! Lmao. Nah, they're rollerskate boots with the hardware removed! They were literally an art project that I didn't want and sent to TFATK. If they fueled this, I'm stoked.

[@CamdenJoVR]

This autoplayed while i was sleeping and woke up to it. I want this duo back. Crazy how internet bullshit can ruin things

[@khloesunboxing1128]

Theo is literally our real life version of Joe dirt. Lol

[@alvarovargasbang-wutang8461]

bobbyT torres no Theo Von is the white version of Joey Diaz

[@coorsbangsreigns8055]

bobbyT torres don’t insult him like that

[@Ramidemi710]

"I just shut my mouth and took it" "Well it's definetely a prison cut then"

[@dipgrizzly25]

Best Guest all time.

[@_Allofthethings]

“You got a hundred and eleven dollar socks and cheap mirrors brah”

[@efrentorres9195]

Theo already won best guest this year... sorry it's over.

[@mdn19912]

Two hilarious appearances, hopefully many more

[@jaredkinneyjr]

AND STILL...

[@goud2488]

....(3 years later) ..... and STILL

[@courtneycourtney8720]

And still…………

[@stepheng887]

@1:20:35 Schaub: "You know who's killin' it? Dax Shepherd and his girl. Uhh. Kristen Bell" Theo: "Christian Bale yeah"

[@alexvoskanian3265]

Theo needs to be a regular

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

Alex Voskanian check out his podcast. Its just an hour of him rambling, its hilarious!

[@oiitzME1266]

The Green Mountain Originals its the greatest

[@chevyhead7274]

Fuck yes

[@rodriguezro9999]

Daniel Grozier HI, how are you? What's your gender? Thanks jeans.

[@johnnie543]

rodriguezro9999 What's your name? What's your pronoun?

[@ndt-king]

"Top Rivers is a guy that used to teach PE at my school" 😂😂😂

[@ricardoangel9440]

This joke showed me how he operates

[@christopheryasus3666]

TOP RIVERS CREW

[@mcnell311]

Theo destroyed. I love how much the big guy loves him

[@OHB666]

mcnell311 i love it when brendan is dying of laughter 😂 hits me in the sweet spot

[@Halfcocked86]

Am i the only one who thinks they do a great podcast together?

[@bababooey2468]

" I love how much the big guy loves him" the most cuda thing i've ever heard.

[@bababooey2468]

"i love it when brendan is dying of laughter" the second most cuda thing i've ever heard.

[@duhfaults6931]

baba booey still hating on Dick divers? Someone kindaaa likathewaythedicktaste!

[@HAHA-wn1wc]

I’ve watched this podcast a hundred times and I’m positive this is the best podcast episode of all time

[@ptaylor3304]

It’s up there. Watch Theo on Steebees show tho

[@Vekenstein]

Theo beating Down syndrome had me on the floor

[@owenmiller145]

Anyone else read this the way Theo says it

[@gabrielwallis5628]

Theo is so much better on podcasts than on stage, off the cuff he's one of the funniest men on earth I swear. the one liners he comes out with are fucking genius, then he runs with them and man.... its magic

[@nickeq42]

Ive been thinking the same. But i have to see him live.

[@beatsbycole9399]

ash delionce fuck you

[@nunya69business]

ash delionce i know you're lying because there's no fucking way you don't love theo

[@DFDBEAST]

Same with Chris delano

[@drabolit]

He’s got a real personality - notta genius

[@herecomesthecrimsonchin239]

theo von is a better guest than rapaport or d'elia don't @ me

[@mattkolb2579]

herecomesthe crimsonchin turn 'roun, go shoppin'

[@michaelanglea2634]

They’re all great

[@xaviercook7996]

Gucci gang bruh!

[@Halfcocked86]

I agree 1000%

[@alpha1k-]

Theo is for sure a great dude, one of the very few celebrities i could say i’d love to hang with.

[@springhillgolfer878]

"Somebody's gonna wake up different" Theo Von vernacular. Just one of his hundreds of creative expressions.

[@reedbruv2638]

Asian Jamie is getting good at googling

[@tylerm71]

Wizard Zam gart brook lol

[@MapleBar777]

Wizard Zam 🤣🤣🤣

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

Lmfaoo. Hilarious!

[@Intothebirches]

Still watching these in '24

[@shock80ey]

Theo consistently cracks other comedians up, hard

[@michaelcardona683]

The episode that led to the King and the Sting.

[@dustinwunstel9669]

Didn't know that bro.. I fucking love king and the sting. They make me laugh my ass off. Just started watching their shit like a month ago. Didn't know about theo and I'm from fuckin Louisiana.

[@313ktown]

Not this episode it's the one where he has the belt with him u will see what I mean they say stop touching me and call each other the rat king and bee

[@313ktown]

Js any episode of this with Theo and Brenda lol they roast each other but I'm telling you go watch the episode where he has his belt if u haven't yet

[@313ktown]

Michael cardona

[@dustinbailey9644]

I would say 325 is where the wheels started turning for kats

[@jas.digitalnative]

"you look like a mechanic...from Nordstrom Rack" - Theo Von's comment of the century. Schaub lowkey took offense to this

[@jesseedwards1981]

Jas Gill surprisingly enough he took it pretty well. Look at the other podcasts. Brendan fucken loves Theo. Rightfully so. Theo consistently brings him to tears. Ya MaAAaaAaAAd

[@jas.digitalnative]

lol dude that "ya maaaaad" is getting me triggered now, my niece said it to me a few days ago and I almost punched that little bitch in her nose

[@harrybobarry]

Jas Gill sure she did...

[@JLAShazam]

Jas Gill hahaha

[@rels368]

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

[@Ethan-py1dv]

Powerful Theo Von

[@danielduncan6370]

“Rescuing orphans off of airships. Like Roofio”😂😂😂. Theo drops THE BEST references ever

[@TalkingThrones]

Theo is here. Tap the kegs, it's party time!!

[@johnnie543]

Daniel Grozier Gang gang, my brothers! 🐹👊

[@Bo_112]

Where’s our next breakdown video TT? Awesome to know we have the same taste in podcasts.

[@mrt7239]

I legit don't watch TFATK anymore unless Theo, Chris, or Bobby Lee are on.

[@WTF198]

*Everytime Theo Von touches his nose, you gotta do a line of cocaines*

[@johnnie543]

WTF198 Got any spare hamster dust laying around lol

[@businessgreg77]

These 2 have amazing chemistry. So frickin funny.

[@TommyPickles86]

I laugh so hard when Brendan is laughing at Theo. So good! 😂😂😂

[@xander999fleischmann9]

I work in an office and play TFATK every day along with Diaz and Rogans podcast. Today I finally almost had an aneurysm while listening to you guys talk about the shoes that Bryan got sent in. Everyone around me after about 5 minutes of continuous laughter thought I was actually suffocating and choking on something rather than laughing. Good shit. Thanks for this tremendous laugh I needed that in a time like today. Much love yall. Keep at it. Keep giving me aneurysms.

[@inoahjoke]

AND STIIIILLLLLL!!!!!! GUEST OF THE YEAR 18-19'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alvarovargasbang-wutang8461]

inoahjoke damn right I'm so glad he won it was almost like Trump over Hillary craziest Underdog Victory I've ever seen. I thought Christy D'Ellis is going to win this for sure or b**** ass Rapaport. Honestly but this almost be Trump beating Hillary and Bernie Sanders for the motherfuking president of the United States of God damn Bless America

[@alvarovargasbang-wutang8461]

Theo Von for president with Will Smith as vice president

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

+Alvaro Vargas bang-wutang Don't compare Theo to Trump bro. Theo is a fucking genius

[@sammylpagan]

Does anybody else watch these over and over again whenever Theo is on here? I laugh as if I didn't watch it already

[@fumf202]

sam pagan same brother

[@ballislifesouth]

"and I used to date a girl with a small head"

[@inappropriatern8060]

BallislifeSouth literally read this comment the same moment he said it.

[@crisnguyen571]

Aye good shit ball is life guy watches Tfatk

[@joshm4782]

First 15 minutes of this was the funniest podcast moment I’ve ever seen. Good god.

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

Its 6am here, I just howled laughing at this comment

[@ballislifesouth]

cris nguyen Theo is the goat

[@Simply_chase]

I like the kid... but come one.. the fighter and the von... I'd be 100% game

[@limjahey5528]

Are you watching it now it exist lol

[@AdamDavidWagner]

Best podcast ever

[@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590]

Why aren’t trio podcasts more popular

[@binostunts]

GOTY 2018 son

[@BRANDORILEY]

"You look like an extra from waterboy!?" LMAO

[@sixburgh64ss]

A mechanic from Nordstrom Rack was such a genius description.😂😂

[@DayTimeRunners]

Theo Von makes me cry laughing every time. HeadBut Champ.

[@jbartlett4171]

Brandon "french Paul Bunyan" swab

[@aypole4895]

Powerful JRE ❤

[@THCwhitechapel]

These 2 are the shit together. Dying the whole time.

[@drawwithbeektor6329]

Just hand the award to Theo again! 😂😂

[@draser1948]

I laughed that hard my childhood asthma came back. Theo is my spirit animal

[@SunriseMMA]

If Bryan Callen dies after boxing Chin, Theo Von would be the only guy worthy to take the Kids spot. #Gggaaadddoooossshhh #Gayowl

[@johnnie543]

Augustin Pineda Then Teodoro could finally have a platform for his MMA recaps!

[@Kev80ification]

Fact!

[@johnnie543]

Kevin Morley Then we're agreed!

[@YK-cy9hi]

This guy is probably the funniest guy I have ever seen. Lmao.

[@unfadeablecivic]

I love how Theo roasts Brenda and he has no comeback. 😂

[@Rust91]

unfadeable the "extra from waterboy" was pretty funny tbh

[@ryansutherland4801]

Shaubs getting better in the King and the sting though. Proud of little lenny small

[@thepessimisticoptimist9375]

Holy shit incredible podcast. Theo is the man and he brings out the best in Schaub

[@theatorium]

"I prefer local cuts."

[@danielcarter3928]

classic line.

[@UserBridgette]

Just watching and reliving the good old days when TFATK was great!

[@benpenrice1338]

Best opening 15 minutes in podcast history

[@superthickjonwick9734]

The roasts are perfect everytime I see one of these with shaub and theo the roasts are the best part

[@sheepdoggiedog]

I laughed so hard..."Get in there" reminded me of "You can do it"

[@VibeBooth]

You don’t know yourself that well you need to get a better mirror man 😂😂😂😂 #frenchpaulbunyan

[@dorianangerbauer3809]

I cried so hard from the head butt..😂😂😂

[@amazonforce20]

Guest of the decade

[@j.s8289]

Brendan: Doing shows? Theo: Yeah... No, Crawfish boils.... 🤣🤣

[@MitchMBowring1]

J. S the face Brendan pulls when he decides not to ask what that is...

[@j.s8289]

MitchMBowring1 cracked me up! Gang bud!

[@coorsbangsreigns8055]

I’ve just discovered Theo on all your podcasts , spent the past week watching all of them so pumped for this

[@johnnie543]

Too much Sauce If you really wanna dabble in them dark arts you should scope Theo's podcast "This Past Weekend". Dude it'll literally change your life

[@coorsbangsreigns8055]

johnson543 lmao I just subbed to him dudes funniest guy I’ve seen yet

[@johnnie543]

Too much Sauce Welcome to the Hamp Squad my dude! Gang gang 👊🐹

[@teddyhammer2558]

Rewatching one of the most epic podcasts ever. The one that started it all.

[@wontrespond3263]

Hands down best guest.

[@carolinagirl7596]

Really enjoy these two together. They have a great, easy vibe and are so funny playing off each other’s comments and opinions. The topics are so random and hilarious.

[@jamaldavis9701]

Self proclaimed head but champion of the world 😂😂😂

[@thespring5955]

The head butting champion part was the best ever I’ve heard!!!😂😂😂😂

[@kamran8451]

I've never been as excited for a podcast as I was when I saw a new TFATK episode w/ Theo Von

[@BlakeO561]

I remember hearing theos cab story and falling in love. These episodes when Bryan is gone were a big part of my recovery. So proud of Theo today.

[@buckrogers4820]

Patrick Swayze’s love child!!

[@EazyyMuthuLovinnE]

Buck Rogers he does look like a baby Patrick Swayze circa Roadhouse

[@mattkolb2579]

He beat the downs

[@inappropriatern8060]

Patrick Swayze & Tom Brady

[@johnnie543]

Patrick Brady lol

[@audrey000]

Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in forever...these two😂😂😂

[@garydickerhoof6748]

I normally no right comments but this is the funniest Podcast I've ever listened to Theo Van is the best

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Watch the past podcast where he was on. They're all hilarious.

[@labgnat]

Birth Name: Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski

[@50zezima]

labgnat van*

[@Chase-np2wm]

Too poo You’re wrong, it’s von.

[@colintierney9410]

Funny as f##k.... face hurts! Probably the best one yet - sorry Bryan :) The banter with Theo and Brendan is class!

[@TolkienStudy]

“I’m gonna be Rufio” Theo Von is so funny man. Like this comment if you think his podcast is better than D’Elia’s.

[@RedZedHeadTV]

How DERE you SIR. mmm true BABY!

[@Jboy19881]

So much better

[@Walshy9494]

Both good man

[@higinia5674]

Y’cuda

[@TolkienStudy]

Free Cunsch

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Your easier to hate bro, you look like a French Paul Bunyan😅.... I love it!!😂😂😂 GET EM THEO

[@MMARussy]

Every time Theo said "get in there!" I literally died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theodorek.mullins5897]

Russy Shipley same bro 😂😂😂

[@stephenstingley6085]

Russy Shipley lowering his casket... "get in there"!!!

[@broimpeccable4219]

"Some of the leather had acne on it." oh shit poor guy was slowly loading one round into his revolver, watching this... I gotta see these shoes 😂

[@phillipburton5113]

Theo was going off on schrub 😂😂😂 I’m a fan of both but that was pretty funny

[@HAHA-wn1wc]

This is 100% my favorite episode of any podcast ever.

[@tymark1]

Theo is one of my favorite humans. Not saying drop Callen, but let’s bring Theo in monthly haha. Or, if Callen gets his show, make theo the stand in. They even had chin laughing so hard you could hear him. I love the Schaub/ Von combo wombo.

[@davidaldridge5716]

Around 1:08 when Theo is asking questions and recording his responses....that made me laugh way harder that it should have

[@Smokeey409]

My boy Theo is half Nicaraguan!!!

[@TheModernFilmmaker]

Without a doubt the funniest podcast I have ever heard. Theo and Brandon yall have the most ridiculous chemistry! Seriously too good 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@milesalexanderperrine8273]

Aww shit somea dat Tuesday hittah!

[@johnnie543]

Miles Perrine I'm ready to get that strong sippah! Let's get these railroads built, my dude! 👊✌

[@tolgasalfun]

one of the happiest podcasts ive ever seen.uplifting

[@SlyRyFry]

4:40 Theo Von "I Like The Traps"

[@jaydenlisowski6957]

Freudian Slip

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

RyFry we should all be embarrassed we know what a trap is

[@SlyRyFry]

TheMrguitarmanguy I blame the internet

[@ashsharp1985]

I do not think i have seen anyone hate on THEO

[@mitchellnewman9670]

Owen Benjamin

[@JR10_RR]

Bill Burr as of a week ago

[@JustASmallTownGirl85]

I've never wanted to see a pair of shoes so bad.

[@EricDean]

Here they are kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWSZhp6fmaZsp6c

[@vp1493]

“The bells about to rock.” -Schaub singing AC/DC

[@rickeycallen]

Theo Von, Guest of the year! 2 years in a row!

[@thesickstoner5808]

"We call it waking up different" 😂😂😂

[@garywinthorpe3382]

Theo crackin everybody up Chin is even laughing his ass off

[@carlvictory654]

Love when hearing Chin in the background laughing, while Theo killing it 💯💯💯

[@spadespades839]

11:27🤣 B. Shaob felt that bad boy!!