Pyramid Scheme | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@Pdubb19]

Cody is from my hometown no shit fucking Amish country for sure

[@FindingYaya]

As soon as I hear "Dude, when I was young" come out of Theo I know I'm about to hear something wild and precious 😂❤️

[@Magnicifent]

Yaya praise god 🙌🏻

[@seasalt3188]

Yaya blessed

[@ScoobIV]

“Dude I used to get so erect as a child”

[@jesussanchez9106]

Theo one sentence into starting a story: "hold on I'mma have a snicker real quick cause I deserve it"

[@lain_1262]

He do deserve it

[@JD-ns9mr]

By Christmas he’s gonna be in them full bars

[@lain_1262]

@@JD-ns9mr heheh

[@puddintaine4556]

Baby Snicker.

[@joeyrosenthal7833]

Theo eating baby snickers into the mic is making this pod tough to listen to

[@ihfds8656]

Theo is the kind of guy who makes a scary face under a Halloween mask in pictures

[@Meatforveggie]

James S 🤣🤣🤣

[@Adama_Now]

that is such a Theo joke...that you Theo? "I used to go to school with this slow fella named Doug McDonald...he was the type of kid who makes a scary face under a Halloween mask in pictures" 🤣

[@bartgriffin5259]

Who the F doesn't tho?

[@Jennaj1113]

Someone has to get Theo some of his old yearbooks. We could watch him flip through it and give us stories for days.

[@stupididiotkitty]

THIS IS GENIUS

[@ethansuarez6951]

Hell yeah! Nick make this happen please!!

[@zdotspade]

This needs to happen

[@big-al-50cal39]

"Be good to yourself, you probably deserve it. Remember not to be too hard on yourself, we're all trying to get through this shit together. One foot at a time. Gang."

[@Mechanou]

Everyone: Doors Theo Von, an intellectual: In and out apparatuses

[@nanakchand1040]

Mechanou ' io

[@GusBeBussin]

"A parlay used to be whenever you hooked up with a chick over there on a golf course." - Theo Von, 2019

[@laceygoosen856]

I could straight up just fall asleep to this guys voice, but not bc he’s boring. He just has a soothing voice.

[@HimmeetValot]

Much love from Finland to This Past Weekend crew and fans.

[@Songbirdofourgeneration]

Kasetti 55 how’s life in Finland? I’m looking for a new place to live and Finland seems like a great place. A couple questions if you don’t mind... Is Finland being filled with all the forced migration “refugees” like your nearby neighbors, and how much do you think an average sized houses with a few hectares in the country cost?

[@fragariavesca1635]

Gang-gang from Tallinn!

[@BoWeava]

Much love from Pennsylvania! Amish country baby!!!🔥😘💨

[@lazarochairez4395]

There is no fucking crew bro it's just theo with the soundboard and headphones

[@loadymoney]

@@lazarochairez4395 and nick

[@881DAD]

Some funny comedians aren’t funny dudes off the stage, that’s why Theo is killing it. He’s just a funny dude on and off.

[@Barbievel]

881DAD this is him “still on stage” if you think he’s ON 24-7 I got some bad news for you

[@wiggityp]

@@Barbievel I'm pretty sure he can keep it up ad infinitum.

[@881DAD]

Sounds like you have some personal knowledge ... please share! :-)

[@AJ-das]

In my opinion Chris Delia is only funny off stage

[@Barbievel]

Annette ahhhhhhh okay I guess when you put it that way it makes more sense. Though I think most other comedians are still funny off stage.

[@kingbenjamin92]

"my mouth is with the lord when I gotta Snickers in it" 😂

[@MrBurtbackerack]

He manages to talk absolute shite for hours at a time, but it's still engaging and hilarious.

[@friedasspotatoe3715]

Manshutyobitchassupnigord

[@hearddevin76]

MrBurtbackerack he’s definitely getting more lax tho

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

@@hearddevin76 it's because he's become oversaturated..it's all Brendans fault ...let me explain Back in the 70s and 80s wrestling had Andre the Giant..he was billed as the 8th wonder of the world and had to be seen live to truly appreciate his presence and aura ..when he walked into the arena everybody was in disbelief and awe ...ok so he would travel from city to city country to country and he was a special attraction u had to wait for him to come to your town probably once a year to see him it was a special moment...problem is when u suddenly see him every week maybe twice a week or multiple times a month he loses his mystique his aura he becomes familiar and the novelty wears off ..Theo is a true comedian he has a unique style that is his own it's fresh ..he starts to build momentum there's an excitement to see his latest material ..then fuckin Brendan comes on the scene and shoehorn himself into Theos lightning ..instantly stealing Theos worth and diluting him now we have Theos podcast plus his appearances on other shows and then Brendan holds him at gunpoint to do his shit ..now he's been force fed to us by people who are terrible like Brendan.. he has single handidly destroyed the career of Bryan callen and now he's smearing shit all over Theo..he just sucks up the everything good with a show and regurgitates his bile all over it instantly making it shit ..Theo should never have got involved with Brendan..his career took a sharp nose dive when Brendan came on the scene

[@MrBurtbackerack]

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 Who the fuck is Brendan. Honestly can't tell if any of what you said is serious or not

[@friedasspotatoe3715]

@@notinmyhouse1705 shutyo uglass tf up and take ur meds salty biatch

[@Carlosthe1]

The 7 dislikes are all D’elia’s secret accounts

[@astro22]

You look too old to be making such lame jokes

[@blappichulo9015]

@@astro22 "too old" - Over 18? Zingaaaa

[@KylaBali]

This aged funny

[@EliasRitter]

Theo is so vulnerable and insightful. props guy

[@robertritchey1060]

This dude drops straight comedy gems on a per second basis

[@trickshotfamily]

Did a lot of art well not art but painted houses 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Ri0zify]

Haha, savage!

[@mattallan6338]

Cauldron Patterson the urban guy😂

[@slowjamcdub]

This dude’s brain goes a mile a minute so funny LOL 🤣🤣😭😭

[@MikeWatches]

Slowjamcdub so 60Mph??

[@AlexTrout79]

Slowjamcdub sometimes it goes too fast, sometime it goes too slow dude :))

[@bobbybush1750]

@@MikeWatches Tism flare up?

[@hitdabricks7166]

The heavy usage of cocaine from the past or he was born high add

[@layinlow77]

But alwaysy puts out great stuff!!

[@Sammywetd]

Theo just keep doing exactly what you're doing. Some days your content is just what I need to pull me outta that dark arts headspace. gang gang bruh

[@loomspace]

"Wrapped himself in foil, poured motor oil all over himself, went as a transmission" WTF 😂

[@jasonpalgon7141]

Monday morning headed to work listening to this fool. I love Mr Theo Von!!!!!

[@craiglandry2032]

Theo you are so funny but really changed my life trying to get sober like you. You really help people don't stop. Gang Gang

[@johnliii3145]

Oh yeah in class rn listening to that hitter

[@jonnyfranco7]

Jay Steez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidec.4021]

Same here

[@rulivingyou1347]

You should leave class and learn a skill.

[@jonnyfranco7]

RULivingYou ? That is freaking true

[@johnliii3145]

RULivingYou ? Nah Im gonna get that degree hitter then make 60k out the gate 😎

[@yeetdaddy5716]

Theo coming through with that Halloween hitter.

[@matthewslifecrisis2701]

“That was my step-mother” I died too quickly

[@quincyseis813]

Thanks for helping save my life Theo. For real dude when times get hard and I put on TPW it really helps. Much love!

[@katherineblades1797]

Love to you too :)

[@sweetums1634]

♥️

[@Kapitalist88]

Stay cool Dude. Gang Gang

[@gratefullyliving6576]

🔮💜

[@iorii2828]

Keep pushing my brother were all cheering for you 💯💪

[@crazyshot97]

Best podcast set decor 2019

[@jonathanlathrop267]

“Dingo dongo dang-go, here-I-go!” I want those to be my last words.

[@ryankelly1840]

Theo definitely got spooky after this and pulled up an Oujia Board to talk the ghost of some random local strawberry farmer for 3 hours.

[@tyoung]

Ryan Kelly yeah or an undercover okra dealer

[@justincase5583]

He was summoning Billy Conforto

[@isaacorozco6625]

Theo, your fans should be called “Theologians” LOL

[@justincase5583]

Gang

[@quesoblanco5586]

Theo, D'elia should make a snicker commercial. Haha come out as D'elia doing his bitchy bits, someone hands him a snicker and he turns into Theo. Haha idk

[@brodyrichard263]

The true fans here right when it hits gang gang !

[@cristisandu5808]

"Did someone even call? I dont even know whats happening"......gotta love this guy

[@gangstaflamingo]

Your podcasts always help. But with this one it is like you are reading my mind. Talking about exactly what im feeling. And also telling me what i needed to hear. Thanks Theo i love you man.

[@courtney2590]

The studio looks so dope!🍂🎃

[@zdotspade]

“Look at all these new faces” 👀

[@Gursers14]

36:00 “Glute is just so you don’t say butt...but” I don’t know why but I lost it at that sentence

[@T-Rod24]

Going through it and of course you put out a hitter. Thank you Theo. God bless

[@jrbird1983]

Dude said he's from Shelby not Chevy. I'm out here in Cameron down the street from Fort Bragg. What I would do is on your court date ask the Judge for either Community Service or probation. I got a "Prayer for judgment" which was unsupervised probation and had to pick up trash off the road. i just cleaned up the street i lived on for total of 247 bags in 60 days. Judge said time served.

[@kimberleecatena]

My whole life is just a bunch of thoughts and feelings and very little action. Man it's so depressing. I hope it changes. Praying. Thanks for being a relatable feeler and inspiration, Theo!

[@alsnow1049]

That Halloween hitter! 🎃 Onwards

[@jayjayjames2332]

I could watch Theo reacting/listening to royalty free music all day.

[@SoldererOfFortune]

You're a wholesome guy, Theo.

[@helpineedanadult4522]

Theo von is the most crazycajunwhackassawesome dude I have ever seen

[@Ryde4Yellow]

Best part of the pod this week ..... watching Theo enjoy those Snickers. 😍 That's pure joy for him right there. 💖

[@outerspace7079]

You’re so incredible. Thank you for putting yourself out there. I relate to so many things you say about yourself and it makes me feel better. The last part about honoring women in your life hit really hard. It’s amazing for you to admit something like that, so many men would never. Love you Theo. 🖤

[@benbankhead]

"That dog whistle that only we can hear because it's some memory from our own past."

[@davidec.4021]

Saving this for tonight after a nice smoke. Thank you Theo. Gang gang

[@gratefullyliving6576]

One of Theo's burning candles has a "Hi my name is Cinnamon Wilson" sticker 😂

[@nick4636]

Set looks great!

[@patrickcoman4398]

give this man Nick a raise for decorating the studio

[@AlphaMom55]

The had me dyin with the "Thot's last living sound" bit .😂😂😂😂 And then he was testing all these possible last sounds you can make. Omgsh! Who thinks of someone's death sound being a whistle that summons a dog? Theo does!! Rat King!!🐀

[@spiralOut13]

Yes! Dexter is the best show!

[@MrIneedalifenow]

I feel like Theo would make a good dad, with that opening

[@austingrogg9673]

I have had a horriable day dude..as I walk to do laundry dry after work I just want to let you know , you made me smile and laugh for the first time today ..keep up the good work dude

[@Irv123]

Im listening to that Monday hitter while here at work. Thanks for making my day better bruh. Peace and love.

[@docbaztardyt2342]

"The dog whistle that only we can hear, because it's a part of our own past". Fuck, Theo. Deep af.

[@dylanegger1699]

DEXTER was mind blowing love it

[@avaonline2499]

I'm a grandma and even I gotta say, this Theo is one funny hombre

[@avaonline2499]

@Mighty WhiteE Gang Gang, pawpaw!

[@lgsteelo2142]

I love when Theo's like, "what was I talking about?"🤦🏾‍♂️😭😅😅

[@clavididk1236]

Monday hittah. Only reason I keep going is the Monday hitters.

[@groebot]

Little ants with axes “WE WANT CRUMBS”

[@GradySmith]

Oh gosh I'm spooked.

[@PWS859]

I'm just thinking about Theo lighting all these candles on his own.

[@macenroec6269]

Love it when these hitters come in early on Mondays

[@MeetSlyEvps]

*coughs* “I think my lungs are haunted” 🤣

[@Ubegood2yourself]

“ we all got ghosts” Onward brother!🤘🏼

[@ohoward512]

Theo looks like an aggressive cigarette smoker. Like he probably cusses at the tobacco itself , when he "falls off the wagon"

[@rulivingyou1347]

Better than falling of the booze wagon. Like me. F cigarettes, tho. Seriously.

[@ohoward512]

@@rulivingyou1347 Keep ya head up and keep up the work. Any day you're able to beat is a win in your book. And any small win is better than the smallest loss.

[@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq]

"Artificial intelligence is only gonna be as good as the dope it gets into." The Von

[@cashhabits748]

Timestamp,🤣

[@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq]

@@cashhabits748 1hr 7min

[@alexgalvez7506]

He said “he read about a toaster doing dabs” 😂

[@ludwigvanboch1648]

This may be the best episode yet

[@jacoby.8674]

I can always look forward to starting a good week listening to the new Theo Von drop every Monday. Thank you Theo for speaking your mind always and not letting negativity change you. Stay true gang gang!

[@joebrooks9720]

Theo “and we had a guy at our school named” von

[@mountaindewz9256]

Love you brother, you're the best in the game, straight up killin any and evrything you do my brother. Best comedian/youtuber/person

[@AJ-das]

This past weekend > king and the sting All day!

[@valleyleelee9536]

A.J. das yes! the more I watch Brandon Scab, the less tolerable he becomes

[@ffnovice7]

Beige frequency. Rogan is trying to shut him down

[@Gonzo_S_Thompson_esq]

Brendan just copys everythimg theo says joke wise amd just makes kt a little different... Not very original...

[@AJ-das]

I'm not trying to hate on Brendan, I just prefer Theo solo. He is super funny and ridiculous either way, he just seems to be kinder and more inspirational in this past weekend. He leans into that negativity on King and the sting.

[@OliveMule]

"Bastard drapery" I am dead😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😅🤣😂🤣

[@rory_gillard]

1:10:22 "Did anyone even call, I dont even know what's happening" 😂😂😂

[@mathewsmith9229]

I love it when the KZbin advert fits into the podcast. Like. " one Halloween my daddy got me" advert cuts in "pegi 18" 😂

[@tokenofdevotion]

I love Theo, I just love him so much. BE SAFE ALWAYS!!

[@treezlechez3011]

Theo Von is the coffee I needed for this clopening

[@UppingDowners]

Same this is gold

[@treezlechez3011]

@@UppingDowners my sis was a miss carriage on Halloween so I need my spirits raised

[@UppingDowners]

Tony Scott sorry to hear brother hope you have a good Halloween 🎃 eat a snickers ! 🙏

[@jonnyfranco7]

Dude you need your own animated series on Netflix. Your stories narrated just like this but depicted in a cartoon

[@hildyvanhefeweizen2762]

Papiotoon on Instagram does it for some of his clips! Especially his childhood stories.

[@appgamut9667]

5 mins into listening and this is already the best Halloween special ever

[@kennyshapiro3833]

The only one left out of your network I will watch.

[@garrettdorsey9590]

Got tickets to your show in Lafayette. Can’t wait to see you boiiiiii #GangGang

[@otgcheedo]

8:45 I think Theo just created a new word😂😂

[@StubbsMillingCo.]

Theo’s whole theme here is a vibe man🤣💯

[@slow_start]

Set looks amazing Theo!

[@bubustinks]

That morning gym hitter! Pandilla Pandilla

[@JSorb]

The other day, they found a toaster - a toaster doing dabs! 😂

[@alexgalvez7506]

That was hilarious

[@laceygoosen856]

“I’m so tired of my brain making plans with me” lol

[@Clearthewalkingdead]

My last sound would be GANG GANG BOIII

[@guitarjesus88]

Much love Theo and all you Dark Artist out there . GANG !!!!

[@zugzvang4127]

RATKING the one and only! RATKINGs podcast is funnier than most of netflix specials brude

[@internetstreetfighter]

Theo looking like the kid who would rather stay home and pass out candy to see the look on other kid's faces.

[@geopere2686]

What happens when The Dark Arts and Halloween have a baby , Theo Von happens

[@redalertwagers]

When he talks about how him and his mother isn’t close it hurts the nerve. @TheoVon needs to realize that his mother is still alive and it’s not too late to say I am proud of you and show the love to her because she is still here and when he says that it hurts the ones that would give anything to be able to do so but can’t because they fucked up and it’s too late to do so! I would cook a couple of dead turkeys to give my mom one last hug

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Theo you're a genius callin Bobby's dad a dad bod hahahah

[@robertoarmstrong7317]

Man I just came out of a massage with that aromatherapy diesel and those hour long elbows to find a halloweeny special from the king! Issa good Monday fam. Peace & hair grease! Tang Tang!

[@brodyrichard263]

"Phillip's head wrench" lol come on theo!

[@sweetums1634]

"Frankenthots" 😂🤣

[@lindasnyder2976]

Love your expressive enjoyment of the candy!

[@RosettaVega]

Gettin' SPOOKY

[@neilpatrickhairless]

Buckle up Ghoulie, its gonna get Scary Coleman