Halo, Cursed Edition, Part 7, Long Warthog Run

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[@tiesdennis8560]

You can't play the keyes mission because when you teleported with cortana from two betrayal she said it would take too long to save keyes XD. I found it funny.

[@JanuaryFury]

Dennis Ties oh shit 🤣🤣

[@VaguelySynthetic]

Yeah. Dialogue denial of the Keyes mission.

[@fromthefire4176]

@Dennis Ties Exactly, I mean that’s the joke lol, the whole point of locking the mission was her saying “there’s no time for that!” And so they don’t even bother seeing if Keyes was alive or what and just leave his ass behind.

[@birdmonster115]

Well the thing with that mission is that it's pointless. We get the neural implants from Keyes to overload the ship but Guilty Spark stops that from happening. So we overload the ship with explosives. Not sure if that's what the mod creator was going for but it's a cool coincidence nonetheless

[@cyqry]

@@birdmonster115 I think the mod-maker was purely going for the "that'll take too long" line, we didn't know that getting the Neural Implant was pointless until Spark decided to fuck things up.

[@corvovincion8340]

"Did anyone else Alright?" "An entire covenant armada and the flood, we are all that's obliterated...Halo it's obliterated." "No I think we're just Alright" Well best hope so, how else will we get Halo 2 Cursed edition. Also captain keys will always be stuck in a bubble...waiting for help that will never come because that would take too long.

[@12Dajango]

i don't think Halo 2: Cursed will happen since IP said Halo 2's engine is more limited in a way with making custom weapons

[@WavingPingu]

Honestly, because the halo reach PC version came out a few days ago it would be cool a Halo reach cursed edition.

[@Thatwhiteblackkid]

Lmao I just understood the joke behind the lines!

[@JoshAllenberg]

An entire covenant armada and the **birthday noises**

[@richardquinto477]

HAHHAHAHAHA "no...I think we're just: ALRIGHT!" hahahhaha

[@LunaTycho]

MC: *Needs to escape the PoA as soon as possible.* Also MC: *Picks the bus.*

[@lonelypotato520]

When are we gonna get an extra long warthog school bus

[@Nixonitus]

I mean, it's probably the best choice. The Reliant is horrible.

[@wulfleyn6498]

@@lonelypotato520 what if he makes it a double decker using the rear part of the troop transport version?

[@The_Murder_Party]

DoktorKebab think the hogglet was correct, the trike was a no go.

[@natsuko_mikan]

i love how infernoplus named the warthog 3 row 'grand caravan' "abomination" lmao absolute unit but not its final form😳

[@jasperlim8319]

"Did anyone else make it?" "An entire Covenant armada, and the Flood." should've gone to rip out Cap's implants. Lazy Cortana.

[@RW1A]

It skipped keys because Cortana said "no time for keys"

[@balotelli5572]

Halo cursed is real blessed but we’re to dumb to realise that

[@CryonixP]

Halo: Combat Devolved

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

If only the wings where flapping in the end.😞

[@aaronwilson9465]

OH MY GOD YES

[@natsuko_mikan]

flappy pelican? 😳

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

@@natsuko_mikan that is also a good idea, while we're at it a flappy spirit wouldn't be to boring either.

[@natsuko_mikan]

@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly p e r f e c t

[@Thatwhiteblackkid]

Anyone else notice the lines at the end essentially went like... Chief: Did anyone else make it? Cortana: No nobody, not even us. Chief: no... no I think we made it.

[@Zorro9129]

"We're the only thing that's obliterated!"

[@omnacky]

5:35 it's like that scene from Austin Powers

[@nicholasvido6831]

I thought the same thing

[@friendlyfire3412]

cmon 6 SEATER!

[@Smokecall]

When the playerbase finds a way to mod in Keyes into Cursed Edition Mod: "Alright"

[@stevenbenson9976]

Halo Ce has a master command that let's you break the game. You can use that to bump to keyes, garish goblin (speed run legendary we holder) Did it today

[@thepotatoof4219]

map_name d10

[@Sx3KingKai]

Do a speedrun of it on legendary, get a free world record

[@EJN64]

Dictator M Bison I was playing this game yesterday, thinking it would be a great speed run game for the meme of it

[@Sx3KingKai]

@@EJN64 I would love to see blunderbuss skips and possible flying warthog skips

[@ArtyTheBasedGod]

After some trauma I want reliant warthog runs to become a thing

[@biggiecheese5135]

@@ArtyTheBasedGod Just came from your video my guy! I still can't believe you didn't roll it

[@FranklinThe1]

Dictator M Bison that would be epic 🤣

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

Definitely my favorite part of the Cursed edition was: "Someone has released the ""wewewewe"" lol

[@guitar_jero]

"We must act fast. The 🎉 is spreading"

[@natsuko_mikan]

halo doesn't kill 🎉🎉🎉 it kills their food! covenant, covenant, we're all equally SOD OFF

[@MacBamboocha]

_Looks at the three wheels Warthog - acts like that abomination doesn't exists._ I don't know why, but that killed me in both the last episode *and* in this! X'D

[@KoalaTContent]

7:56 Chief: "Time to catch a ride and rescue Captain Keyes" Cortana: "No that would take too much time."

[@kanden27]

“I think we’re just, alright.” This is the kind of dialogue 343 would make.

[@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153]

I'm really happy yt recommend ur channel to me

[@johnnewcomb2991]

At the end of episode 5 cortana said it'll take to long to save Keyes and she meant it lmao

[@Lofi.z34]

Less gameplay to enjoy :(

[@davidjordonmiller9686]

“Don’t crush self. Self is important.” -Caveman philosopher

[@CenturionMax789]

This Great Journey has felt like a prolonged epileptic seizure, and I'm okay with that. Truly a monument to all our sins.

[@commanderslav799]

Good thing we're ALRIGHT.

[@Coder-zx4nb]

I like this. It's a dude playing a mod that he recorded and uploaded to youtube for fun. In an age where so many people clamor for youtube fame and constantly put on an artificial personality to do so, it's refreshing to find someone down to earth.

[@ojosmacabros]

Looks like my eyes recovered from surgery just in time to see this glorious mod. Also good job with your videos!

[@Zorro9129]

Hope you feel better soon!

[@Chaos1936]

I was rewatching part 6 waiting for part 7. After I finished I decided to refresh the page to see if you happened to upload it. Oh boy did Christmas come earlier this year

[@HystoriaReiss]

same ahahah

[@MarcioGianotti]

Same

[@Trainorboy1995]

Best thing I've seen on KZbin in a long while, earned a sub halo is my favourite franchise and this is pure gold.

[@NextGen_Pants]

5:45 - Austin Powers moment lol

[@kanden27]

I think the reason Keyes was skipped was because when chief said to go find Keyes. Cortana said, “we don’t have time for that.” Completely skipping the mission.

[@deepism]

I appreciate that you split this into 7 parts

[@eliseoalcocer6957]

LOL, the Abomination in this level is like a chonky cat trying to jump since a chair to other chair hahaha

[@weiss4855]

You should honestly see the Reliant Warthog trying to do that. Anyone who manages to beat the level with a 3 wheeled warthog deserves the praise.

[@johnathanhall7315]

Nobody Not a soul That one modder: *L O N G H O G*

[@CrypticBore]

It's locked intentionally for the dialog joke in the "second"(would be third) last mission. You can still load up the Keyes mission with a console command.

[@falcofurious]

THis whole series is hilarious. You're hilarious. More, please!

[@christianabbott7045]

Im going to miss you playing this mod, this has had an impact on what I think is good content.

[@BoterBug]

Hey, really glad you showed up in my Recommended box! Congrats on getting the help from the algorithm and I wish you the best with your new viewers! OH GOD WAIT THERE'S MORE

[@anunarmedwookie5886]

Thank for making this series and I am very grateful that you have been getting so much support thanks man and keep going

[@DREADFALCON13]

Cortana: "Negative! Negative! We have a Wildcat--" Foehammer: "Everything okay?" Cortana: "The cat must have sustained more damage than we thought!"

[@briankaslewicz6130]

When you have to escape imminent doom at 3pm but have your interview for the limo company at 4

[@kinghados]

This was the best thing ive watched in a long time

[@NoirSSG]

Damn I wish my bus driver would drive like you did 😔

[@MisterSprunk]

I loved this series so much omg

[@gregoryzagorski8383]

I love these videos they make my day better thank you!

[@rasplez9889]

You know, I'd say that the mod isn't cursed ENOUGH. There's so much more you can do with it, and making those "normal" parts of the game more absurd would do the trick.

[@jesush.9803]

Thanks man, I laughed so hard with your videos

[@BotAurelionSol]

Oh boy, good time to get on the grand finale!

[@evansutton6760]

Can we get a remaster of Cursed Edition?

[@rienstien1]

Enjoyed the videos! Glad your little channel got a boost, I subbed.

[@gigachad9016]

No line ever hit me quite like “it feels like I’m drifting a bus”

[@___..Blade..___]

Been waiting for this... 😍🔥

[@olympian3]

There are so many edits I wanna make to the dialog lmao... still hilarious

[@jordananderson2728]

I think Inferno posted on his Patreon page how to skip to certain maps with the console, if you want to play Keyes.

[@YLW_JKT]

Thank you for playing the campaign of this, father.

[@mdioxd9200]

I thought the run was long... But in fact, the warthog is even longer 😂

[@Hungrydawgsrunfaster]

I didn’t know I was waiting my whole life for this video

[@NonstopRam]

This has been splendid.

[@lukeskywalker1215]

Please upload the full uncut play through of the campaign with this mod.

[@gorbdonfreeming]

This is the fastest I've ever seen a small channel grow, epic

[@DaBurntToaster]

the long hog sure has a lot of short comings

[@derekmichaelson4258]

Everyone Gangsta til the LONG HOG executes a three point turn

[@jorismilleret]

Pretty smart way to beat Halo CE Warthog run

[@Towner101]

Congratulations on the success of your channel! Can we get a dark souls let’s play? I think it would do wonders for your channel!

[@tramachi7027]

Still get goosebumps when you cut back to the Main Menue :D

[@Matheus-ki9zo]

"We're all obliterated! Halo... it's obliterated!"

[@ps1029384756]

The reason Keyes is missing is because he kills himself with a reversed pistol during the cutscene in 343 Guilty Spark right before the flood show up and therefore never got taken by the flood.

[@rustman420]

When KZbin gives me good content Me: this is some real gourmet shit.

[@Jordansitou]

3:43 fortnite echo teen hahaha

[@vegisamalzero3681]

The Thirsty Grunt was cursed enough as was.

[@jasikshaw9309]

Aw no Thanos? That's like the best part of the d20 frag grenade

[@matthewredman7814]

Omg halo has been out for nearly 2 decades and I never knew about the shortcuts!! The hell!

[@trevorleibert781]

You promised a run with the three wheeler! Reliant robin time

[@elite_lurker7589]

Alright now I’m waiting for Halo 2 Cursed Edition.

[@Chris_da_fro]

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[@TheChiefOrg13]

Nice to see how much your channel's exploded, dude!

[@blackdog-ei9bw]

Drifting a bus he said

[@jokiedokie]

I loved almost everything in this mod but I will not miss those needler sounds

[@heatcool8932]

OP did all the dialogue editing, the mods dialogue is exactly the same as the original halo

[@noahhastings6145]

Me: "Mom, I want Halo: Combat Evolved!" Mom: "We have Halo: Combat Evolved at Home!" Halo: Combat Evolved at home: Mom: "Also you're in your 20's. Get a job!"

[@nereshadow]

That was amazing dude

[@redalertsteve_]

Cortana flat out ditches Keyes.

[@Taran_MVP]

I took a look at your channel and i love how this game is making your channel flourish. 🙂 I hope the same thing happens to me, sooner tho 😅

[@DemonexRx]

recently the creator of the mod released a version 2.0, in this, the keyes mission is playable in addition to adding new things

[@joeman543]

Yep, I've played it and made videos on it. The Keyes cut scene is pretty interesting.

[@Insanabiliter_In_Linea]

As others said, it skipped over the Keyes chapter because Cortana said it would take too much time, but also it's a pun. The chapter is called "Keyes" and it's locked. Yeah.

[@AndGoatz04]

*oh dear lord.* *inferno wasn't joking...*

[@leminh2659]

Literally LONG WARTHOG run

[@whiskyshmit835]

Get it it's called Keyes like a key that you dont have so its locked

[@SleeepyRoach]

I thought driving a normal warthog on this mission was hard, but this makes it look like it was the easiest thing to do

[@ManOfAnswers]

Yo GarishGoblin- how fast can you speedrun this cursed version of CE?

[@MikeTV353]

Man Of Answers I believe he said he was going to try it soon on one of his streams. Can’t wait for that lol

[@stevenbenson9976]

He played thru a bunch of it yesterday and today. Sc and aotcr only took like 20 minutes, but poa halo and TNR took forever

[@electrohalo8798]

WE DEMAND RELIANT WARTHOG RUN!!

[@ij1376]

If Halo was a meme. That's all this was.

[@Ghostly_One1]

Heeey you didn't do the three-wheeled warthog

[@caav56]

Or Hoglet.

[@joeman543]

Not yet. Want to guess what's coming out tomorrow? lol

[@stevenbenson9976]

@@joeman543 use console commands to force going to keyes

[@Ghostly_One1]

Pure amazingness, it sounds like

[@pattdmdj]

Inferno joked about someone being able to complete it with e three wheels. doubt its possible but it be very entertaining

[@AnaTheUser]

I just discover this channel and then you upload this video xD

[@redenginner]

“No, I think we’re just alright.” Master of Chiefs, *3552 Colorized*

[@Filip-pz7wu]

Great series

[@Romanicsm]

Would have been funny if more of Cortana's lines were swapped with "I don't know what to do"

[@AbyssalSchmitt]

You missed a great comical opportunity on using the dwarfhog for the run

[@LetustheDragon]

5:30 pillar of atumm brought to you by austin powers

[@VenomBurger]

Dissapointed to see this series end. I'd love a regular playthrough of Halo 2 from you tho'~!

[@charlied.navarrete5059]

Awsome maybe more modded halo? These are fun to watch !!!!

[@nathandonnelly5994]

At the end of Two Betrayals, Chief says "Lets go find the Captain," to which Cortana says "No, that'd take too long." Hence why the level Keyes is skipped. Cursed Edition cutscene editing at it's finest. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5vVmISDibN_q8k

[@syrusalder7795]

i honestly never noticed that shortcut before

[@twotoohonest2907]

I was really hoping that when the ship detonated it would make the stupid sound that the flood had