Halo 2 - Funny Dialogue

[@albemonta8591]

Elites: *a noble and ancient race of born warriors that are extremely religious and follow a strict moral code * Also elites: *make me a sandwich*

[@randynuggetnubs5472]

Arbiter, do you do foot massages?

[@croc3862]

@Timothy Gillis all elites are cute

[@systemvolume5493]

Me arriving to subway

[@siraj6920]

that part

[@MrSmilingDeath]

Sometimes in Halo 2, if you stare at an elite's crotch long enough, they'll say, "yes, I am a male." Not that I've done it or anything...

[@loosekannon7462]

Repeatedly swap weapons with sgt Johnson and he‘ll say “funny cortana, now turn him back on”

[@ItsPrimezona]

Are you supposed to be helping Charlie and the gang with the hotel?

[@loosekannon7462]

PrimeZona yes, but I’m bored

[@Dragonkeyblade10]

@@ItsPrimezona halo 2 is arguably more important than the hotel

[@ItsPrimezona]

Dragonkeyblade10 ＹＥＳ

[@ItsPrimezona]

Alastor I get you

[@PeppermintMocha]

"Well Arbiter I... I... I think you're cute too..." is probably the cutest thing in this video because he legitimately sounded like he had a crush on Arby.

[@Qircore]

Peppermint yes...processing how cute that was....100%

[@aeronautisch]

Who wouldn’t? He was a great shipmaster who failed miserably despite his numerous efforts on taking down humanity (his body count is in the millions). And instead of being put down he rose to the royal rank of The Arbiter, the will of the prophets despite wearing a mark of shame. Becoming an Arbiter is both shameful and looked up upon in the Covenant, lol. He has quite the resume.

[@Qircore]

This channel does not exist. That is true the armor is sappose to show that they don’t care about that elite dying but through the times he slowly gained the elites trust and all the others

[@aeronautisch]

B-1000. Not to mention all the arbiters have done great things that benefited the Covenant (or the prophets agenda 🤔) in the past.

[@OMalleyTheMaggot]

@@aeronautisch The Arbiter wasnt actually so much of a "royal rank" as it was a punishment. Hence why he was then sent on various suicide missions while underequipped.

[@ProfesionalManKisser]

3:41 Confession 2:29 Marriage 5:21 Honeymoon 1:34 3 Years Into Marriage 5:31 Divorce

[@Bigcheesygt]

Sad

[@Nothing_But_A_Side_Character]

Best story I’ve ever read/heard 🥹

[@lavenderaz]

Underrated comment

[@Slobbynobby]

Fucking fire

[@AmoGus-s7z]

aSshOLe

[@HUMADUCK]

I’ve taken a GRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOUND

[@ajalex7133]

Wort Wort Wort

[@kinglolmon6453]

Wort Wort Wort

[@SomethingCreativeHere]

wort wort wort

[@shawndurant5170]

Wort wort wort

[@RougeHunter141]

Hello Caboose

[@jordancup5802]

I'll hang out with that ODST

[@yolojeweetniet]

Same kirby peter guy and ahegao guy

[@MasterHall117]

KirbyPeter the singing one? Hail yeah!

[@ajflink]

@@MasterHall117 That is hilarious!

[@MasterHall117]

Adam Link did you know Sarge from RvB was requested to join the ODST? It would be cool for the them to return to infinite and one of them sounded like sarge saying his usuals from RvB!

[@dark-co9ne]

gg thats a real woman

[@sinisterisrandom8537]

"Let's see, the Colonies are toast, the Covenant found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues." XD

[@loosekannon7462]

sinister is random solid copy!

[@Wayffle]

That line is something out of red vs blue

[@theunderdog9353]

That marine knows his shit 😂

[@MasterHall117]

sinister is random *blue friendly fire issues* Me: ah, yep, that is caboose for ye Activate codes CTRL-F-U

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@sinister is random - lol

[@DylanoRevs]

4:03 - 4:26 I love how the whole point of the song is just telling the player to stop standing around

[@theslavemotivator3571]

Press the pause button

[@near5148]

They tell his va to sing

[@Youtubeaccount4322]

It’s my new ringtone

[@Vaffle_1231]

​@@theslavemotivator3571Idiot!

[@Slobbynobby]

Bro hits those fucking notes though

[@DarkReptilian]

From flirty elites to ODSTs (Orbital Divorcing Sergeant Troopers) What a wonderful game

[@snakeywakey3893]

This comment made me giggle.

[@Suburban_S]

Orbital Drop Shock Troopers

[@thelegalmexican9860]

Sonderling he was making a joke...

[@Suburban_S]

The illegal Mexican oh, it looked like that would be a legit name for them so that’s why I thought

[@vonix1445]

yeah like the other guy said 'Orbital Drop Shock Trooper'

[@bamarine247]

What’s funny is that they deliberately recorded all these knowing that players would just stand and stare at NPCs to see what they would say

[@prateekpanwar646]

I never had a conversation. Maybe should stop unintentional speed running

[@missingno2401]

they knew that the players would fuck around and not proceed with the story so they recorded some stuff for them to notice

[@speakeroftheassembly3680]

@@prateekpanwar646 speedrunning is for try hards and KZbinrs which I guess we both are........ Touche

[@piggsy20]

Pretty crazy since the game was rushed

[@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG]

@@piggsy20 imagine a world where h2 wasn't rushed.

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

“I bleed more than that on a regular basis!” Holy shit that’s a raw line for a female NPC.

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

Edyson Maldonado Baten that...that is the joke, yes. Congratulations.

[@thickchip3206]

I didn’t even realize

[@Duality-Mode]

@@TheArkTheArkTheArk Sir, please shut up.

[@josefzalusky7307]

Ohh. That's a period joke. I didn't even realize.

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

I see by the replies we got a load o' Fresh Meat. (for the Fresh Meat, that means rookies)

[@NotKale69]

1:35 Out of all of the dialogues, this is the most random. Just imagine being on another planet, hunting down a fugitive and a random soldier walks up to the arbiter and goes “make me a sandwich.”

[@idkwmytuni]

The joke is that the player went AFK to make a sandwich and the Elite is going "Make ME a sandwich" Kinda like the Johnson one later on

[@Silkyfin_]

​​@@idkwmytunijohnson saw the player making a sandwich for the elite and he wanted one also

[@XtreemAlan]

And then that sandwich in Halo Infinite

[@sawdust1898]

She was one of cute ones :(

[@Blox117]

and then he starts unbuckling his pants "yeah you go on ahead chief, i gotta uhh..., ill cover the rear"

[@Whazzupie]

@@Blox117 Well that escalated in anything but an upward direction.

[@jjbfour]

He's going up somewhere

[@boopjackrex7598]

Blox117 more like going in the rear

[@venator104th3]

Cover the rear. Lololololo

[@peteguardiola]

I remember on one play through a marine said while shooting a dead elite : " My brother was on Reach you basterd!"

[@villigrandv223]

It hits me real hard tbh

[@dsrtpixie]

That's depressing

[@pawejabonski8544]

Im not sure if it was on Halo 2 but i've heard that marine said something like "that's for Reach" while killing an elite :D

[@nooralamgir3703]

@@pawejabonski8544 h3

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Dont bring back reach memories

[@Qircore]

But...arbitor friend :(

[@ThePandJ]

I really felt that.

[@Qircore]

ThePandJ I will love u and pet u and call u George

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

Might as well shoot me now, get it over with

[@melkor3496]

B-1000 Gollum reference.

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@Goombella - lol

[@imperialguardproductions]

I love that elite just casually tells Arbitor to make him a sandwich lol. 1:34

[@crydovahgear1178]

I think he’s talking to the player for being afk

[@prestige1018]

hahahah

[@timlockwood5028]

Heavy

[@Cosmicfear101]

​@@timlockwood5028n profile pic opinion automatically inavlid

[@timlockwood5028]

@@Cosmicfear101 ok

[@benchshrapnel9179]

*shot doesn't even break his shielding* "I'VE TAKEN A GRIEVOUSSSSSSSS WOOOOUUUUND"

[@squrtile100]

1:07

[@chinesecovidanalswabs4752]

Lmao

[@Petemossnchaos]

Elites understand and utilize sarcasm effectively- and I love them all the more for it. 😆

[@HalfbreedTrini]

Every class has a drama queen

[@royaltyfree9607]

You’re laughing…..he’s taken a grievoooooouuuus woooooouuuund and youre laughing

[@davidmccown6127]

7:01 that was an emotional roller coaster

[@jaydimmick8554]

Hes goin through alot rn

[@themeddite]

Too bad he was on delta halo and probably didn’t make it

[@dondonlaurena]

That went from 😊 to 😅 to 😳

[@kengarogun7686]

Better plot than whole of halo 5

[@moresoulthanasockwithahole3493]

@@themeddite HE DID

[@alimohsin496]

“I’ve taken a... *GREEEEEEVIOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOUND”*

[@captainkeyes9913]

And the shield wasn't down, what a child

[@NoObKiLlerS117]

1:09

[@Achilnos2014]

Sounds like "I NEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG"

[@MarMar_2002]

Elite even sounded like general grevious

[@randomthe0ne]

Hello there

[@inanimateinsomniac4life]

4:53 SCARED ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN, because i was actually making one ;-;

[@Arborvitar]

Lol

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

Grim Quest?

[@Kronosdoesshit]

I also want a sammich

[@opoderosoimperioteocratico4885]

It doesn't matter if it's an alien or a human, everyone likes a sandwich

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

I love the fact that you just so happened to go afk while staring at this particular marine to make yourself a sandwich and this particular line played while making the sandwich. XD

[@AbysmalGaming]

All the female marines get pissed off when you stare at them, but the male marines love the attention.

[@jeremiahgranger1566]

Because ladies hate being stared at men..

[@AgniFirePunch]

@@jeremiahgranger1566 only if you are ugly

[@awake5180]

Ohh I know what the ladies like

[@YamzButIDontUploadHere]

And that one elite confeses his love to arbiter

[@benjamin6523]

@@awake5180 I sill cant under stand the joke

[@EmperorTortoise]

“Do you do... foot massages, arbiter?” *Slowly looks down at feet*

[@Matty_magpie]

why must you curse us- ;^;

[@bigdaddybuttmaster69]

F O O T F E T I S H T I M E

[@venomrulesall]

Was half expecting him to shoot them.

[@WorrizEcko]

TIME STAMP NOW

[@Slumode]

Unfortunate

[@justinzera3045]

Woman Marine: " I bleed more than that on a regular basis"

[@explldinghenry231]

Ew

[@armonicxbox3867]

I did not think of that lol

[@azure4622]

I thought she was good at getting paper cuts

[@theunderdog9353]

Wait, did you just...

[@theunderdog9353]

@@cloudfall2157 I see what you did there

[@lead_head]

1:10 my new favorite line in existence

[@tdjkhazard4522]

Has the same energy as “I’ve been stung by a wasp. I’m dying!”

[@projectxv3066]

Next one is better tho Bro explained the entire story of halo

[@LaSeppiaDelQuartiere]

Zug zug :)

[@Ace_BlueWolf]

I've taken a grieeeeeevous wounnnnnd 😩

[@JunkstHat3605]

IVE TAKEN A GREEEEEEEEEVOUS WOUND!

[@LonePyroWolf]

The best line from Halo 2 will still and always be in the original; Marine: "Dear Sarge... Kicking ass in Outer Space - Wish you were here..." Johnson: "I heard that! Jackass..."

[@KitKat-nj7mj]

isn’t that halo 3

[@IonicHyperspace]

KitKat 0459, Halo 2 during Delta Halo

[@claudiocardosomartins4058]

@@KitKat-nj7mj Halo 2, right after you clear the first temple ruins after hard fall on Delta Halo.

[@dappylk9]

That's no regular marine my man, that's Chips Dubbo

[@theicemanleaveth]

Sebastián Arenas I only found this out recently, but another marine says that line if Chips is dead

[@SpaceWaffle]

The elites are my favorite 😂😂

[@derpyprince2319]

3:41

[@rogueyeti7179]

Wort wort wort

[@shockwafe5644]

Make me a Sandwich

[@richardphilpott1013]

I've taken a GRIEEEEEEEVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOUND

[@chimpgaming8290]

There bad guys but F U N N Y

[@diamondinthesky4771]

"If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead" Chief - *sweats nervously*

[@myyoutubechannel7912]

Pfffft good luck killing chief he has plot armor

[@JoseHernandez-pd5qw]

@@myyoutubechannel7912 and spartan armor

[@anoblefish411]

@@myyoutubechannel7912 welp, she could dry him to death...

[@mason2170]

@@anoblefish411 There's a joke you can do there.

[@myyoutubechannel7912]

@@JoseHernandez-pd5qw true

[@ikongalaxy5671]

5:53 "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK, ME FODDER??" that's perfect LOL

[@Valfothr]

3:02 "If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead" *_Malicously racks weapon_*

[@lazyvideoproductions2979]

A really big hole coming right up.

[@shaman9024]

(Gulp) how did she know 😱😲

[@iliasstardust9772]

**Need to silence her**

[@buckshot5096]

4:22 "Press the pause button...Idiot!" 4th wall break!?

[@calebkopp7636]

My favorite was him legit singing for a good 30 seconds just to lull you in then gives you shit xD

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@buckshot 50 - Definitely. xD

[@StanTVXD]

The making sandwich is also break 4th wall lol

[@aloafofbagels6381]

I mean 75% of these are 4th wall breaks lmao

[@elliesart_]

:o

[@justyashi42]

4:02 is the most elaborate way for a game to tell you to pause the game

[@halinaqi2194]

lol yeah

[@SpartanNeo]

And best

[@Anakinvoorhees]

6:49 That line hit hard. I felt that in my core 😢

[@Jay_the_yeen]

Zug Zug 😔😔😔😔😔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[@drumpsadorgon]

zug zug

[@Arar2c]

It was voiced by Joe Staten lol

[@daniellehildreth1186]

Zug Zug.

[@Arar2c]

No! Wort Wort Wort

[@3starperfectdeer233]

1:16 I'm convinced he's fully conscious of being in the Halo universe

[@bandit3019]

And 4:02 is conscious of being in a video game "press the pause button. Idiot... Jesus"

[@superadambomb5834]

That kinda sounded like church from rvb

[@michaelkeaton5394]

Well he would be halo's first and only analrapist, an analyst and therapist...

[@andyfriederichsen]

I'm pretty sure everyone at that point knows all of the things he said.

[@RDProductionsRodttor]

@@michaelkeaton5394 Good ol Tobias

[@theunderdog9353]

That one marine singing "war, what is it good for" and writing a haiku to his girlfriend has more personality than any character in Halo 5 EDIT: Yes, it's an ODST. I left the comment after watching the video so I forgot that. Stop trying to correct me 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ewokcalypse4470]

Obi-Wan Kenobi 1:09 I’ve taken a grievous wound

[@brotherhoodknight4417]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Making an exception for Buck I would agree

[@jacobstarr9010]

@@brotherhoodknight4417 buck serves nothing other than comic relief.

[@charlesmaclellan8124]

@@brotherhoodknight4417 Buck was only good because we already like him due to H3: ODST

[@genericwhitekidthesecond4330]

Don't forget breaking the 4th wall. "Use the pause button, idiot!"

[@santiagobarraza28]

That one elite that clearly has a crush on the arbiter, that's cute.

[@julianivanov3058]

Ikr, that's adorable

[@cellyzs]

Yes! I went Awwww

[@dadofgfuel3581]

Makes me feel bad that you probably killed that exact elite eventually in the game

[@predawnspark3246]

More like all of them

[@charlesdemers1197]

Halo 2 is actually a bromance sim

[@blueviper64]

UNSC: “The Covenant are full of evil, bloodthirsty monsters just itching to kill all of humanity. Who knows what those demons are up to?” What the Covenant are up to: 3:41

[@Grimreaper-ps4di]

what a great couple

[@akaironoodles2551]

Shipped

[@Silkyfin_]

​@@akaironoodles2551double shipped

[@Someramdomahh]

I will love you and pet you and call you george

[@tallguy8719]

How to ask out girls: **staring and heavy breathing**

[@butterccm]

I should try that out

[@max1muslegend772]

@@butterccm you gotta get some 7' tall armor too

[@butterccm]

@@max1muslegend772 facts

[@pilotj9467]

5:31 I think it's hilarious that Elites canonicaly swear like humans.

[@Adler_Glitch]

I like you profile picture

[@QueenofSilence101]

Is that the same guy who has a crush on Arbiter--

[@TCStink3]

Or they learned a few human swear words from fighting them.

[@bored8321]

"Will be home for divorce" is probably the most realistic line said

[@SirZemmy]

PS: Can I take the dog?

[@suckmymiddlefinger4350]

Military wives could confirm.

[@Mistyf1]

4:57 easily the best voice line in halo

[@Rajesh-tq6xq]

It sure is

[@Shelleton.]

Munky

[@TheInfiniteNine]

I'd like to see him say that to Criag's face and get away with it

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

Cheeke Monke

[@serbianslav5494]

I'm your 666th like

[@neonsolace2748]

6:35 basically every halo fan ever

[@xjar6958]

Night Wolf 😂

[@denisenaylor1229]

5:18

[@ItsEdboy]

You can see chiefs eyes if you angle the camera just right.. hes got veiny eyes!

[@colebegay8513]

* 3:22 👌🏼

[@AviChetriArtwork]

Im glad someone in lore is curious like us.

[@shaggyshrimp7126]

1:34 A poor elite never got his sandwich... Please donate one sandwich to elites in need.

[@JeffGordonFan]

One Like = One Sandwich For Mr. Gay Elite

[@barbecuedbleach]

The way he turns to you

[@skyezone3429]

Imagine if u were off making a sandwich and he says this lol

[@DylanoRevs]

4:53 Johnson wants one too

[@thechaosinsurgencyscientis7841]

F in the chat for that elite :'(

[@railfan2499]

“Your armor is quite impressive. Might I try your hat?”

[@thecatfather857]

“You stare at me. I stare at you. I fail to see the point.” “We do not have time for games. And even if we did, this one’s kind of stupid.”

[@joshuapurdy7065]

Halo reach marine: “we have limited time in this universe... and we weren’t meant to spend it this way”

[@elliesart_]

I love that elite.

[@Darth_Supaku]

@@elliesart_ who don't like half jaw

[@PixelationMusic]

5:21 the nonchalant tone kills me every time.

[@kilroy6429]

1:10 when you barely hit your little brother but then he tells your mom

[@halo3rat_709]

Funny comment

[@kilroy6429]

@@halo3rat_709 I can't tell: are you being sarcastic or sincere? Tone is really hard to detect online.

[@kilroy6429]

@Noseberg Schlomopass ok

[@sacrilegious9584]

@@kilroy6429 😂😂😂🤣

[@denisenaylor1229]

Every genji main

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

The fact the voice actors recorded all of this for dialogue that you rarely hear is incredible dedication. 6:36: The entire Halo fandom in a nutshell

[@TQuong]

Not anymore lol

[@FrostyyMcToasty]

The fandom now: NO NO NO PUT IT BACK ON

[@Salesman40mm]

AHHHHHHH

[@Ummwhyareyoualive6907]

1:35 *looks at you* Make me a sandwich

[@1240Dax]

Yeah, truly unbelievable, going above and beyond and risking limb and life to record a few more lines, truly amazing, modern day heroes.

[@talas2566]

4:03 I think he improvised most of this and was told to tell the player to press pause at the end and he went and had the most fun in the recording booth as possible

[@TFBadBush]

It’s like the scene from rush hour lmao

[@kai5198]

Honestly I've heard this song from a movie called Small soldiers love it

[@alexhobbs2209]

@@kai5198 the song is called War by Edwin Starr. Pretty nice tbh.

[@kai5198]

@@alexhobbs2209 it is and it does fit in nicely with some fighting scenes thanks for helping me find it

[@ergoproxy4309]

@@alexhobbs2209 ^~^ Thank you!

[@JonesBrothersProductionsiac]

2:42 This is why the Grunts are some of my favorite enemies to fight.

[@tonyscalze4077]

Chief shattered my man's last hope at reproduction at 2:40 "she was one of the cute ones"

[@connordunn7706]

*2:34

[@crustaceanking3293]

rip

[@derpyprince2319]

2:54

[@anonym3]

Yee

[@sigma9904]

@@derpyprince2319 noble six: sadly that's true

[@dr.bright6272]

In ODST at random times I'll hear Brutes shout "our food has taken cover." I know they eat people but these guys are just so blunt about it.

[@StephenMckeighen]

I mean, the label is on the box, so

[@wastelandlegocheem]

@@StephenMckeighen i mean in halo 2 as they carry the arbiter thwy talk about eating him and feeding him to jackals

[@professorsimosuchus7954]

The elites on halo 4 and 5 talk about eating the grunts....with the grunts

[@windrider2190]

"Ever cooked an unggoy over an open fire? No? Nobody? Is that like... Frowned upon, or something?"

[@alucians]

6:57 Dude got a cold chill, leave him alone

[@UncleTyso]

hadadahaliool

[@sigma9904]

@@UncleTyso basically

[@martianmanfrommars8428]

"...PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON IDIOT!" I love the Marines getting so annoyed with Chief doing nothing that they break the forth wall.

[@soapy12331]

4:03 This proves that War will become a timeless classic if they're singing it in 2552

[@penpenguin3621]

That song stayed alive for 582 years

[@HoneyBakedHam7]

@@penpenguin3621 I wonder if Staying Alive will still be alive in 2552 🤔

[@codydagg2259]

That ODST guy has the most enthusiasm for a voice actor and I love it.

[@matthewhubbard5482]

how is the dog?

[@codydagg2259]

@@matthewhubbard5482 Gotta stay focused on what matters when you're fighting an intergalactic force of aliens.

[@christianbethel]

That's Orlando Jones, man!

[@MAVAelitewolf-guys]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/embSeXqEls6Zf6c

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

It’s Orlando Jones, same actor who voiced Sergeant Banks.

[@ItsYaBoyYogi]

5:47 I like how friendly this one is

[@stellarthealiendeer]

Same

[@taubatreal5155]

Thats Canadian elite for you

[@animelover5499]

@@taubatreal5155 😂

[@malsawmzualangentemala4677]

Surely is

[@chinesecovidanalswabs4752]

@@taubatreal5155 eh, arbiter?

[@Grayday117]

6:07 best elite line.

[@thctitan5041]

shipmaster is one of my favorite elites

[@parthadebsarathi5890]

4:02 That ODST deserves an Solo spinoff ! 😂😂😂

[@tallguy8719]

Midnight Riders Edit: COVENANT RIDERS

[@aeronautisch]

He played the Sax in Halo ODST :)

[@buckshot5096]

"Press the pause button...Idiot!" 4th wall break!?

[@abolivar59]

"Will be back soon for divorce, Bye bye....... P.S Do you think I can have the dog" 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Cardboard_circle]

@@buckshot5096 i liked this 4th wall break

[@jonnyboy.m]

“Thank you, oh it’s still warm” got me dying😂 0:57

[@Feeshyenjoyer]

CallMeZombie honestly I find they way the marine says it so funny , like he sounds genuinely amused to see it is warm

[@jonnyboy.m]

Darkwarrior0920 right thats what i thought!!!

[@latiumemaka2005]

He smiles too hahaha

[@xxnositxx]

I forgot the actirs name but hes in scary movie 2. Its the wheel chair guy. They used a lot of actors in this game for cameos

[@PremierRikLatyeskov]

5:30 just the simplicity of another Elite calling the Arbiter an asshole for taking his beam rifle makes me lmao

[@kevinkaslana9060]

Arbiter: Gimme that Plasma Rifle. Elite: Asshole.

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

3:16 He's smarter than he sounds

[@far_away907]

6:35 every halo fan when chief literally exists

[@SpectreCiNW]

That Helljumper sonova-gun

[@avichalsharma3856]

WTF are you talking about. inside the helmet is your own face. The player himself is masterchief.

[@avichalsharma3856]

@@CommenterMr922 Written story doesn't count. I am the cannon face.

[@avichalsharma3856]

@@CommenterMr922 Books are just not same as game. Halo Reach already contradicts books and as far as cannon priority goes Games>Books

[@vinizin8291]

@@avichalsharma3856 Master Chief gender is helmet

[@mako4134]

4:23 that ODST broke the fourth wall

[@TheWither129]

“PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON! IDIOT.” I fucking can’t with this game lmao Can you imagine going afk for a minute to check your phone, and then hearing the ODST sing a song and then yell at you for not pausing the game?

[@ViquelOoste]

4:03 when he started to scream i was like "no way he's singing this song" XD

[@chockyglocky0577]

It’s a good thing that the classics survived

[@Finn_7117]

I actually heard him sing it in game

[@deranathonarkantos6712]

I love the 4th wall break at the end when he addresses the player!

[@blindedjourneyman]

Thank avery johnson in particular for that. He made em all listen to the classics.

[@deranathonarkantos6712]

@Berdeh “War” by Edwin Starr, 1970.

[@unclespy5921]

1:34 This is just too good lmao

[@biharimark5506]

4:27 Background marine: "Jesus..."

[@grave5512]

gotta love the good old days when games had character

[@SpicyRamen77]

I read this right as it happened

[@mjpraetorian4386]

Think its actually the Sergeant saying this

[@B-SybrZaku-ThendHaloAirsofting]

MJ Praetorian yes

[@JNF-SATX]

A grunt asked me once “Arbiter, tell me a story!”

[@kittykat5915]

Did you tell him a story?

[@Felix-xw6du]

Well… did you?

[@grapman9808]

Cmon did you tell him a story?

[@Eli-akad]

I really wanna know if u told him that story🤔

[@eliastoufexis3187]

"Tell me another Jackal story"

[@smackn6685]

“She was one of the cute ones” that’s the saddest one

[@DeepFriedKangaroo2]

5:13 Oh Johnson, you are a treasure.

[@Eraktab]

1:16 seems like something straight out of Red vs Blue

[@imboredwby4709]

Definitely a church moment

[@Eraktab]

@@imboredwby4709 hahaha without a doubt. Time to go binge that all again...

[@Alphashadowelite]

I love red versus blue but I hate how it ended

[@RoboVenturer]

@@Alphashadowelite Red vs Blue officially ends at Season 13, Season 14 is just desserts. Everything after that is an egregious mistake.

[@Alphashadowelite]

@@RoboVenturer yeah they should have won i had no idea they had a season 14 thnx for that but is it any good?

[@sonny3703]

1:11 how my siblings explain the fight

[@glaciervalley5710]

My brother to me 5:17

[@Pimpnocchio]

1:21 the word was underoos. They’re children’s underwear made to look like superheroes and stuff. My older brother had some back in the day

[@Radioactive3600]

Isn’t that what tony yelled when spider man stole captain America’s shield back in civil war😂

[@Pimpnocchio]

radioactive, Yup lmao

[@baiomarlaye3165]

Thank you sir may I have another... NOT

[@myaccountgotdeleted1957]

Make me a sandwich

[@Duality-Mode]

@@myaccountgotdeleted1957 no

[@phillipwalling7470]

What's funny is that the Master chief and Arbiter are considered icons of their respective factions, yet they're still treated like a simple recruit.

[@clunkybumpkin3018]

why didn't they make marines and ODST sing "War" more often. imagine hearing a group of marines singing that together on a scorpion or in a warthog

[@paytonallen1027]

That would have been fucking awesome!

[@BIGGIANTSGUY]

Use the IWBYD skull and it'll play much more frequently.

[@imixupwords5340]

With Halo Infinite being more than likely open-world I want to see that. Like imagine just going around a UNSC camp and seeing a bunch of marines just chilling on some boxes while singing a song, that would be awesome and wholesome.

[@marcusbrown883]

@@paytonallen1027 TRUE

[@meloneatingwolf1882]

6:08 yes that is the same badass shipmaster we all know and love. Asking to try the Arbiter’s hat.

[@germanwarrabbit]

I wanna try his hat

[@petahgriffawn1894]

i think its actually metaphorical, if the arbiter dies, shipmaster would want that prestigious role away from him

[@Sunny_Haven]

@@petahgriffawn1894 I think it's just to be silly since it's the IWHBYD skull.

[@LordHoth_90]

He says it so… matter of fact, it makes it even funnier.

[@jasonamongus9863]

1:30 This line is underrated

[@Quintepalix]

Right?! XD

[@okagron]

The delivery makes it even funnier.

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

*Unloads on him*

[@Arborvitar]

Yes

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

@@okagron Orlando Jones is hilarious!

[@chiefcombo3900]

1:11 that freakin ahhh followed by 3 seconds of pure silence and the elite says "I've taken a grieeevvious wounnndd" and God the mini subtitles made it even more funny then it should've been.

[@hit-manX5]

“The river is wide and I can’t step it, i love you girl, and I can’t hep it” - A true poet

[@Kenrico13]

I knew he said "hep it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kevillion]

4:03 that ODST is so LEGENDARY, that he broke the 4th wall!!

[@brianstabile165]

Kevin Rivera In the lore that song probably was written

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

Brian Stabile no its from the song "war" made in 1968

[@jacobveale2641]

I feel like this is a rush hour reference

[@zerosd15ds43]

Guys, that's not what he meant. At the end of his singing, he says press the pause button, idiot. That's the 4th wall break...

[@DarkestKnight2424]

Lol Press the pause button, idiot !

[@rofl22rofl22]

Heretic grunts are adorable RIP that little guy that followed me for several minutes and told me "we are good team!", right before getting annihilated.

[@catm590]

Whatever VA did the one human guy npc was frickin’ hilarious “Shows over turn it, back around, probably something more interesting…over that way” “Uh lets see our colonies are blown to hell, the covenant have found earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoo’s with serious friendly fire issues, YEAH I’M GREAT!” “she was one of the cute ones😭” “okay let’s eat and change our shoes!”

[@jackofalltraits2145]

Real life actor and comedian, David Cross man.

[@anamontoya101]

0:56 I just love how his face changed from straight to happy

[@Shelleton.]

Still warm

[@TheLivelovelaugh165]

:)

[@Tayscopea]

Straight to gay

[@scottm8292]

Noscoped a Sangheili "Is Cortana helping him aim?"

[@daisy-m766]

Cortina is aimbot confirmed

[@sturm9087]

@Tamim Yaqubi that’s just what I was about to say

[@endersbb2424]

@@daisy-m766 RE LIVE THIS BOW

[@generaltobias3777]

0:56 That marine was so happy to swap weapons with the Chief.

[@1oftheben798]

Maybe too happy

[@michaelkeaton5394]

"Oh it's still warm" it feels like something Tobias funke would say...

[@beastwarsFTW]

I give marines beam rifles all the time, it's a good weapon for them.

[@masterchiefpettyofficer1176]

@@beastwarsFTW not all of them

[@chirantannath6593]

I love the insults hurled at the Chief for fooling around. According to the novels, if the Chief stares at you, you apologize. (He has Batman-style intimidation glare.)

[@reality-fl1sl]

4:44 doesn't know you in AFK to make that one elite a sandwich 4:53 he knows

[@stupman5107]

Well now you have to make two

[@reality-fl1sl]

@@stupman5107 yep

[@reality-fl1sl]

@@Mensmoocher yes

[@superadambomb5834]

Samich

[@reality-fl1sl]

@@MensmoocherI am done with your epic sandwich

[@spagredo]

1:21 the marine says underoos

[@68idl]

*Suddenly out of nowhere Spider-Man appears and takes Chiefs guns*

[@AbeEdits0]

@@68idl Spiderman: Sorry chief, I needed a weapon.

[@wavestrider2160]

6:32 our enemies aren't gonna kill themselves yknow? Meanwhile mastrr chief is friendly firing his own team to extinction

[@kilotron702]

Finding all of this funny dialogue makes me realize that a LOT of Red Vs. Blue was actually pretty close to the original side material in the actual games!

[@DoesColder]

4:03 how he actually remembers this song after 500 years ?

[@bigb2610]

Aye, it's a classic 😂👍

[@DylanC444]

We still remember songs from the 1500s, so it's not impossible.

[@MeltedEarth]

@@DylanC444 i dont think so

[@mazrimtaim3107]

@@MeltedEarth Lmao this guy doesn't know any old songs so I guess they just don't exist

[@brianventura6209]

the trees taught him

[@Grand-Theft-Sasquatch]

Once walked past a female marine and heard her say “He’s pretty cute for a cyborg.”

[@bobmartin9918]

Wat

[@baggedboy]

I think that’s in Metropolis

[@rakishpotato4783]

SNAPBACK TO REALITY

[@WildDragonSong]

1:16 I like this guy already. He has a sense of humor I sometimes wish I had.

[@switchfolkers8892]

Uhh Lets See Our Colonies Are Blown To Hell The Covenant Have Found Earth And Are Last Best Hope Is A Guy In Green Metal Underoos With Serious Friendly Fire Issues Yeah Im Great!

[@mohamadredzwan6628]

For some reason when he start talking it remind me of church from Red vs Blue

[@thatsquidboi1292]

He reminds me of Zero from GTA San Andreas

[@durpywoody800]

@@mohamadredzwan6628 yea I was literally thinking that- 👀

[@nullhazard7569]

He watched Jacksepticeye before the mission, I think.

[@hopemarks4173]

“But arbiter friend” SO CUTE

[@mikyap02grunt_M2G]

6:38 What an interesting question given that the Sniper Jackal is the deadliest enemy in the game.

[@windrider2190]

I can't even count the number of times a legendary run has been ruined by those eagle eyed buggers xD

[@janbazuine6636]

@@windrider2190 im new to halo what are the best weapons?

[@windrider2190]

@@janbazuine6636 there really isn't a best weapon in the game, more like good weapon combos. You could carry a battle rifle or any ads weapon as your primary and a plasma weapon as your secondary. Blast a shielded enemy with plasma then head shot them. Or if you want a more frontal approach, use the shotgun, with a secondary of your choice. Point-blank it pretty much one shots all but a few enemies.

[@janbazuine6636]

@@windrider2190 ok thanks for the advice

[@AlphaOmegon]

@@janbazuine6636 best weapon is your elbow bra

[@zackyc1841]

"stop being so overdramatic" Me if I just barely bump my elbow: 1:08

[@Charles37400]

2:43 literally the best line that nobody in the comments is talking about

[@Silkyfin_]

Ikr

[@bwing6265]

I recall this quote in a looney toonz episode

[@isaaccrandall7734]

It's so underrated

[@vietnamesenoodle3280]

Quite ironic how the comment above talks about this.

[@scout5988]

So cute. If I were Chief I would say: ok grunt. Wanna come with me? I’ll cal you gorge.

[@peterstromboli8979]

1:08 damn i havent laughed that hard at halo in a long time

[@radicola8251]

“Thank yo- OH it’s still warm”guys delivery kills me

[@OneOnOne1162]

Yeah, that delivery is really fantastic. Made me laugh both times I watched it.

[@capuchinochino8229]

6:57 me trying to talk to my crush

[@shiverfan4867]

Lol

[@theemperor1782]

Hawulaowoll awwwubadugh

[@marsmurderer9868]

What you meant to say: 3:41

[@krazykatz97_1]

@@marsmurderer9868 her: 4:36

[@SAINTSREBELLION]

I hear a very garbled, "hello how are you doing?"

[@ivangomez962]

2:17 that didn't age well in Halo 5 😂

[@bigbosse32]

Nope

[@anthonygonzalez9154]

Yo I dont even know what happened with cortana cause I'm stuck with an Xbox 360. So what happened?

[@jasonx1174]

@@anthonygonzalez9154 it's a long story but the short version is you don't need to know. It's bad.

[@beartheconfused6798]

@@anthonygonzalez9154 there’s a new cortana basically lol

[@kylegivens3120]

@@anthonygonzalez9154 Cortana is the jealous type. Specifically a yandere.

[@thatguy9579]

"P.S. Do you think I could take the dog?" this man got his priorities right where he needs them