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[@enriquewood4699]

Hamilton: "Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick" Google translate: Bacon, spices.

[@alicep5475]

seems legit to me tbh

[@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744]

Enrique Wood Original: Me? I trusted him Google Translate: Now? With the mamas.

[@ink8027]

And everything nice. These are the ingredients to create the perfect Alexander Lukashenko

[@alicep5475]

But Lin Manuel Miranda accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - literary disaster...

[@cari.suiti99]

I died with the replies, lol

[@Crepzey_]

"By being a lot smarter" Translate: "Alcoholics are very wise"

[@kitatronic2463]

*pounds three shots of whiskey* I mean not wrong

[@Shittingbricks1111]

Said the alcoholic

[@zradysis08]

kay ferguell iLLumiNati ConFiRmEd

[@ilanahossain3243]

Jacksepticeye: *Downs scotch* Ya got your shit right

[@evedaser24]

RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM~ ... It's not wrong, if you can call Hamilton wise...

[@tigerwolf2243]

"There is a lot of baldness and bribery." This song really is about Alexandar Lukashenko

[@Lilyofthevalleyisgood]

Ah yes Eastern European dictator has been found in North America in a painting replacing Alexander Hamilton from 1776

[@iantaakalla8180]

Alexander Lukashenko is a time lord

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@Lilyofthevalleyisgood petty dictator, not leader. Don't make mistakes like that, if you don't want to insult those who hate him.

[@Lilyofthevalleyisgood]

@@AlinaAniretake changed it

[@Edward-cb5fc]

"My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" I guess so.

[@JLCreativeProductions]

I never thought I would see a female George Washington saying "with the Mama's" while dancing...yet I am oddly satisfied with it.

[@eeng17]

You asked for it. I'm satisfied (Meet me inside) Sorry, I had to.

[@oneupglitch2582]

"My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" It sure isn't.

[@deomvii]

At least it got that right

[@monosrijamajumder7801]

Of course it's not. It's obviously Hamilton Alaska

[@lumity6269]

@@monosrijamajumder7801 of course, that’s why the musical is called Alaska

[@akish302]

@@lumity6269 Alaska: A Slightly Less American Musical

[@lumity6269]

@@akish302 ah yes

[@almond_orchid8185]

“What’s your name, my cheater?” “And I have sinned, many things.” “He died.” “He never gets to relax.” “We have to cope with him.” Guys, I’m pretty sure google translate has seen Hamilton.

[@jylewy4174]

Literally the storyline from other people's POV

[@dearestlilith]

@@jylewy4174 yess

[@snipeshot1401]

That’s not even mentioning the ‘ baldness and bribery’

[@ali-wf8iy]

I'm not surprised

[@sashabrauen]

Kat Reeves Kroff lol

[@skz_143_iloveyou]

"What's your name, my cheater?" "I have sinned many things." "I have a million mistakes" I'm pretty sure this was from Eliza, not Google Translate

[@eeng17]

Yes definitely

[@_LemonLimeade_]

Hamilton in a nutshell: “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery.” “What’s your name, my cheater?” “He died.” “You can never relax!” “He does not like the world, yes.” “We have to cope with him.” “I am very crazy.”

[@HenryGray-sy4pu]

Pretty accurate.

[@just_lex1626]

“He DiEd.” “SPOILERS” History books: Oop-

[@tacodeguafleconmaciza3767]

And i dont want be in the cool

[@just_lex1626]

Omg I just randomly posted this comment thinking nothing of it 4 months ago.... JeSuS ThaTs A LoT Of LiKes (thanks!)

[@tsriketwm7274]

No refund fees

[@projectkepleren]

smh Manga reader

[@Ledwards007]

The fact that John Laurens said the “Alcoholics are very wise,” and he’s drunk like half of the musical

[@Fyreflier]

the other half, he's dead

[@jalynr4yne]

@@Fyreflier lol

[@peyb0ne305]

Lol

[@mr.minecraft7848]

The only time he was sober was when he was singing as a spirit

[@alliavitriahuskyjason1628]

Oml yes

[@juliadeoliveirasp]

I feel that Google Translate understood the essence of the musical "I am very crazy" "Whats your name, my cheater?" perfection!

[@yessily]

Mother : don't worry, russian Hamilton can't hurt you Russian Hamilton : Alexander LukashenkOO!

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

oof

[@alexisstephenson7313]

“I have a million of mistakes” “ what’s your name cheater?” Are we sure Eliza didn’t write this

[@seineevee]

You can never be sure

[@helen4673]

I agree

[@alec5373]

No words.

[@jacqo4428]

idk but seems like it

[@duck_____]

Yes

[@kaisinnott6774]

Imagine going to see Hamilton in another country, and the entire play being about a dude named Alexander lukashenko

[@viridia1526]

Alexander lukashenko being the past president of Belarus

[@kaisinnott6774]

@@viridia1526 lol, I wonder why these Americans care about past Belarusian leaders so much

[@sullivanbitzan3431]

It would be in Britain

[@tric0art]

I think you're mistaken, it is clearly said their name is not Alexander Lukashenko

[@tikvahlanz6335]

Even worse, Hamilton Alaska

[@Riatheriichu]

3:47 “We have to cope with him” -everyone in Hamilton “Am I? I’m going to die” -Phillip, Laurens, Hamilton, you name them. “Now? With the mamas” -Burr during “winters ball” and “the Schuyler sisters” “Now? He liked it” -M Reynolds “Am I? I am very crazy” -King Gorge Yes I just did that.

[@theyluvtwoset.13]

Am I? I am very crazy! King George III and A. Burr

[@bubbykins4864]

To be fair, the mental health of King George III was already declining during the war caused by Parliament mildly increasing taxes _because_ of debts racked up during a war, which was only exacerbated by the result of the War of Hypocritical Tax Evasion.

[@TheGayTarantula]

This song is legitimately so catchy tho! The visual gags are so well done and I found myself listening to this over and over again many times.

[@Fr0sh1tz]

Yeah lol

[@amyblatchford4448]

Sooooooo

[@atlas8646]

“What is your name, my cheater?” “I have sinned many things” *The Reynolds Pamphlet has entered the chat*

[@shortboi2545]

*alexander leaves the chat*

[@panickbee]

*tears enters the chat*

[@mahirukoizumi6031]

*Upset Eliza has enetered the chat*

[@Kiratat]

*jefferson has entered the chat*

[@panickbee]

*Poor life decisions has entered the chat*

[@star2138]

Mom, Can we get Hamilton? Mom: We have Hamilton at home. Hamilton at home:

[@star2138]

But realy this is AMAZING (not my comment the song is)

[@chaotik_katastrofik]

Lukashenko*

[@0ct0s]

Um...... You can't get Hamilton but if you can you must be rich as heck!

[@jenna8091]

the potterhead I wish I could go!

[@0ct0s]

Asxrid...... I saw Hamilton....😑

[@dionemartins0212]

Laurens after getting drunk at a bar and inspiring Alex to do a revolutionary speech: "Alcoholics are very wise"

[@frogiby246]

I was watching this with my friend and we literally fell over laughing and wheezing at “drowned in the toilet”. That’s child humor for you

[@alexlovermoon5852]

“What’s your name my cheater?” *Eliza crying in the corner with a match and burning paper*

[@Shittingbricks1111]

Poor Eliza

[@thecatsquad235]

unicorn power ikr

[@edslushie570]

Actually it was the fire from her lantern...

[@thecatsquad235]

Szíkret Studios Same difference

[@rgj9602]

Oml stap lol

[@rawanalqaysi6718]

The title should have been “google translate reveals many hidden secrets of the American history” And also “You can log into New York”

[@sunnysideofthings]

Google Translate Reveals many hidden secrets of the American History | You can log into New York! | NOT CLICKBAIT

[@jay_mem]

rosemarii now all you need to do is uppercase every letter and then you got yourself an amazing title

[@lpsgiveaways6953]

Sorry, but "diabetes is not for sale." 😂😂😂

[@mrsneeze903]

@@jay_mem no you uppercase every OTHER letter then you got yourself an even more amazing title

[@jimothy2361]

Lukashenko as a founding father is a bit terrifying if you know who Alexander Lukashenko is

[@kzali901]

"Alexander Lukashenko" Killed me- :'DDD "Five year old and his debt was debt." America: **Sweating**

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

POV: You came to revisit this because Malinda said this was her favorite video.

[@voidlessvoid6206]

"You cannot ever relax" "What's your name, my cheater" "He died" All accurate.

[@rbmendezfn]

Also when Laurens said he was going to die.

[@ethanchen2396]

Uh oh, spoilers

[@Maya-ph7ds]

@@ethanchen2396 "uh oh, but little does he know" "HiS dAuGhTeRs, pEgGy, AnGeLiCa, EliZA!"

[@babybear7081]

The first song pretty much goes through the whole plot. That’s all you have to listen to

[@voidlessvoid6206]

@@babybear7081 yea i... know... I've listened to the entire soundtrack a couple times lol

[@superchar4592]

“My name is not Alexander Lukunshako” *no lies detected*

[@josephineirani9185]

For once!

[@princemiano6970]

*Alexander Lukashenko

[@hopelessluvrgirl]

yeah cuz it’s Hamilton Alaska duh 🙄

[@Cygnwolf]

The eyebrow though....

[@morganfamily4347]

This should go over well with Belarus.

[@crwmother1576]

I listened to this before listening to the actual one and for some reason I just cant get over this one

[@andpad8380]

3:05 oh believe me, we are NOT waiting for the event

[@ashellofitsformerself5805]

"Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery." Wow, just calling Burr and James Reynolds out like that.

[@violet7670]

Aki Animations ... *t r u e-*

[@riiael]

George washingmachine and the doctor in stay alive reprise

[@user-fm6kn9ec4c]

@@riiael *Whoregay Washingmachine

[@felixharrell4791]

Aki Animations yesssssd

[@akushibou]

Wheeze-

[@jadynbeech338]

*"what's your name, my cheater"* Painfully accurate

[@milamorris4317]

Jadyn Beech **gasp*maria*

[@isabelle7467]

*maria reynolds has left the chat*

[@tootsarecool]

THATS WHAT I SAID! 🤣

[@datho9831]

Lol😂😂👍👍

[@katietaylor-ej2id]

Alexander Lukashenko is my name

[@cheese-and-ricemooney7487]

The best thing about this translation is that while a lot of phrases don't fit a lot of them instead fit so well with the song which make it even more funny, example being 3:08 until 3:14 even if it feel more like he was forced to not "relax" it still fit with the "you never learned to take your time" XD

[@kitten1602]

So Karrie Curry, an unstable man pretending to be Alexander Lukashenko and Hamilton Alaska, was an engineer, making a great car, and expert on technology. He often performed scams and hacks. Eventually he hacked into New York to pull off his greatest plan. A spoon connected to his brain controlled the entire internet. He was sitting in a restaurant after killing someone by drowning them in the toilet. People began catching on and Cali decided to poison his dish with something that would make him feel like he was eating fire as he died. However, when he died the whole world's internet went down along with a few people working as waiters and waitresses in the restaurant.

[@kitten1602]

He also highly values education for some reason.

[@mellohiwastaken]

Gorgeous

[@albedos.braids]

"What's your name, my cheater?" I mean, they're not wrong...

[@calvinkleinkid4765]

Maria Reynolds

[@level10trash49]

Anna Maria Panagopoulos DONT FORGET LAURENS!!!

[@Shittingbricks1111]

Lol

[@_l0v3rB0i_]

Level 10 Trash YES LAMS

[@swanmaid9868]

Yeah that should add to the song 😅

[@maristrelle]

" what's your name MY CHEATER?" Ouch burr , save that for eliza

[@DeathGodRiku]

*мαяу кιтту* nah. Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

[@berneverything1932]

Or......Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

[@stephenmcginnis5488]

Naw, Hamilton cheated on Burr with Laurens

[@SkyKitten1]

Hamilton, actually-Lukashenko, had a husband who unfortunately drowned in the toilet

[@Mollieslay]

I love how ironic it is that it says “interestingly you do not have to wait” when the original lyrics are “just you wait, just you wait.”

[@lovedovexoxo6173]

Who else is here bc Malinda’s newest video saying this was her favorite translation?

[@alieenzz]

“What’s your name cheater?” *Eliza is typing...*

[@domingodelossantos1634]

That's so funny

[@DimensionX84]

AND PEGGY!

[@twentyoneolives2611]

Lol

[@xx_mika_xx6682]

@@DimensionX84 **AND PeGgY!**

[@jordansbear]

Lmao I’m dying 😂

[@SarcasticCupcake223]

Burr: "what's your name man?" google translate: "Alexander Lukashenko" just imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda singing "Alexander Lukashenko" in a serious tone is hilarious to me

[@David_Thompson]

Let's hope he will soon be the ex-president of Belarus after the biggest demonstration ever in the capital Minsk yesterday!

[@couchpotato4928]

Alexander Lukashenko. President of Belarus, Founding father

[@lilywalker7499]

omg yes

[@lizzychin2911]

@@couchpotato4928 lol

[@wakemeupOUTSIDE]

his name is *not* Alexander Lukashenko and he has sinned many things.

[@user-nq7eg9in8g]

"We have to cope with him - and I, I'm gonna die" that's..... actually quite accurate 😂

[@alexandercross9081]

0:20 Being in an orphanage, seriously growing up missing even one parent can seriously up a kid, but orphans in the system get royally screwed up

[@npc_combine_s]

Me: "who is Alexander Lukashenko?" *searches Alexander Lukashenko* Alexander Lukashenko is the president of Belarus. Me: *visible confusion*

[@stevenbobbybills]

HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW actually gonna be president now

[@yurivillanueva9337]

Everyone: **tries to make a character for Alexander Lukashenko** Belarussians: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*

[@Maya-ph7ds]

@@stevenbobbybills Thats one more thing to worry about, oNe mOrE tHiNg tO wOrRy AbOuTtTTT!

[@sophiesilver5284]

Steven Bobby Bills I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!

[@sophiescribbles5070]

Sophie Silver *angelica* All the way from Iceland? DAMN

[@riviata2843]

"WE HAVE TO COPE WITH HIM" "AND ME? IM GOING TO DIE" IM DYING AND SOBBING LMAO

[@youtubechicken120]

Anna Jung I'm trying to do a try not to laugh challenge and If I laugh I have to restart

[@theowl6x397]

The "Am I? I'm going to die" has me laughing so hard HeLP

[@mahog_mog]

667’th like... I’m sorry Satan my lord

[@420juice]

Hope Perschino It's so sad because Laurens dies T^T

[@musicprincess9747]

Accurate to the point it hurts bc it's too funny XD

[@signpost8199]

Can we just say what a good actor she is? Like kudos to her

[@oreoqueen1221]

“Bacon” “Diabetes is not for sale “

[@neonpancakes5845]

Alexander has 3 different names now : Alexander Hamilton Alexander Locoshanko Alexander Alaska

[@jeaddhist]

*Alexander Lukashenko

[@nc249]

It's Hamilton Alaska not Alexander Alaska...

[@athendity2567]

1:53 and Sikanderas

[@dealerskikot3585]

They are the same

[@skyisherelol3492]

Lukashenko** Hamilton Alaska**

[@sintabonchonchenov2764]

I'm crying Mulligan and Lafayette: we fought with him Jefferson and Madison: we have to cope with him

[@Cedarwoodbiome]

John Lauren my beautiful gay turtle , I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT , IT MAKES SENSE OwO

[@niamh8307]

YOUR NAME LMAOHEJEKJS

[@sintabonchonchenov2764]

Ahhh thanks

[@jamesmadison8279]

Off topic but i love your pfp

[@sintabonchonchenov2764]

@@jamesmadison8279 thanks!

[@dylans8294]

I was lucky enough to see Hamilton. It was a beautiful show with an incredible cast. I loved every second of it I still heard these lyrics in the beginning

[@aureline09]

"There is a lot of baldness and bribery the husband saw in the upcoming autumn *and drowned in the toilet* "

[@TrueWhovian82]

Lukashenko: A Not Quite American Musical

[@timothymclean]

There are other countries.

[@saku577]

Immigrants - we get the job done!

[@TrueWhovian82]

Saku Yuu Lol, true.

[@smellslikesouls]

OH MY GOD IM DYING

[@Elfmunchkin3]

An Indonesian Musical, rather! :D

[@EstEsreil]

“We have to cope with him.” “Am I? I'm going to die.” They aren't wrong.

[@chameleonconfusion7055]

hi baguette. i ate you yesterday with ham as a sandwich.

[@ivy177]

Yea and the “and I? I am very crazy”

[@thefifthspirit814]

Oh no 666...😱😯

[@alloreon4338]

"Now, with the Mamas"

[@ottah483]

@@alloreon4338 “Now, he liked it” Okay........

[@MorganEdgy]

"and Alex likes to leave his mother" I mean, it's not like he had much of a choice there

[@syn5570]

Everyone: Alexander Lukashenko. Me: A PERSON DROWN IN A TOILET?!?!

[@noblethenewt]

“Alcoholics are very wise” Said the alcoholic

[@jasyyusay340]

Lol

[@pravijarajesh]

Lololol

[@mangotango3736]

Noble Productionz *That’s what she said*

[@tinylittleshrimp8771]

666

[@Nobody-yd2fs]

Lol

[@catree6677]

All you need to know about Hamilton is below "What's your name cheater?" "Disaster of literature" "We have to cope with him" " I've sinned many things" "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"

[@aestheticpastel5983]

Yes so true

[@lableurose1747]

And his last name is lukashenko

[@mistyclark9853]

Ah yes

[@lpsloveandgame6046]

@@lableurose1747 Nah, that's an actual president, not to be confused with Hamilton

[@starrynurus]

And “he died”

[@cgallwaysblamegary5296]

"Diabetes is not on sale" Damn i was thinking to buy some diabetes

[@MorganEdgy]

Malinda, please don't apologise, you're literally the only reason I watched Hamilton

[@heathertdi2941]

"So what's your fave musical?" Me:Lukashenko.

[@notcool4801]

Lots of practice, just like Lafayette rapping in Guns and Ships

[@casualcyberguy1314]

A belarusian musical

[@sophiesilver5284]

Nonononoon it’s Alaska, his name *IS* *NOT* Alexander Lukashenko

[@notcool4801]

@@sophiesilver5284 Alaska Lukashenko

[@whatismylife1617]

Ok the Lukaschenko thing hasn’t aged well

[@asterwashere]

“We have to cope with him.” “And me? I’m going to die.” “And I have sinned many things.” THESE LINES ARE SO ACCURATE

[@kingartichokexii7430]

“I am very crazy.”

[@heatherheatherheatherandpe8102]

Also "Hamilton Alaska" and "Alexander Lu".... Whatever

[@gracedoesart3355]

I like ur profile pic

[@tabathamoonstone8633]

Also, " and then there is a lot of baldness and bribery".

[@bat5421]

burr: I am very crazy. You are, Aaron... You are...

[@derpatel9760]

This was beautiful. You're the first human being to make something of a Weird-Al level of quality.

[@lDontExist]

Actually weird-al was the first one to do that.

[@derpatel9760]

@@lDontExist listen here you little -

[@magicmyah2291]

“We had to cope with him.” Bootiful

[@sass-parilla3852]

“Bacon” Me: * giggles * “... spice” Me: * laughs hysterically *

[@blackrosedevil7914]

Jezmus boi, same XD

[@akushibou]

And everything nice please

[@giraffe9676]

"Diabetes is not for sale." McDonald's: *say sike right now*

[@seineevee]

I don’t know what to say... this is a genius comment

[@charlotterhodes7359]

This is so amazing lmao (also 1000th like hehe)

[@firejade46]

The fact that someone took the time to do this is amazing. Respect ✊🏻😂😂😂😂 Also she has a good voice

[@Queen_Sheva]

This is my favourite song now

[@destinyyoung7347]

Random person: What's your favorite play? Me: Lukashenko. Random person: Wh- what? Me: Lukashenko.

[@alecbrown7413]

yes us theater nerds will call it and no one will get the reference let me go inform the other theater kids

[@furrfoxsakes6672]

HAHa. im crying dude.

[@ilysm.6642]

Destiny Young Me: *_D i d I S t u t t e r ?_*

[@FayePhoenix13]

"Am I? I'm going to die." Yes, sadly Laurens, yes you are.

[@FayePhoenix13]

@@sunnie8954 I'm glad it made you laugh

[@jamesmadison8279]

Im not sure i should be laughing as much as i am

[@FayePhoenix13]

@@jamesmadison8279 LMAO

[@cymarie_]

AM I?

[@FayePhoenix13]

@@cymarie_ yes 😼

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I've watched the actual _Hamilton_ film, and I found this quite an entertaining way of warning what happens if you rely entirely on Google Translate for translating things into other languages! For example, how did the main character, Alexander Hamilton, turn into Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko, the self-described "last dictator in Europe"? Well, as an American of Belarusian descent, I'd say that Sasha _has_ "sinned many things". Thanks for the video!

[@moony2703]

Those expressions and lyrics. I was laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it!! Also congrats on managing to make something of that name, and again all those expressions really killed it, awesome work!!

[@nightinggayle4397]

"He died" *SPOILERS* my FRACKIN *HEART*

[@xluiii]

Its fckin history lmaooooo

[@Los_HermanitosCruz]

2:22

[@stevielu586]

Nighting Gayle lol

[@virtue1993]

You watched the whole thing didn't you? Don't worry, you're not alone

[@mynameadehsenpai4178]

So does his son and his sister in law

[@justaperson15_78]

“Alexander Lukashenko” AH yes, my favorite musical. *Lukashenko: An IKEA Musical*

[@lanadejesus826]

Kkkkkk

[@serglobachev4635]

This made me laugh more

[@Thepeopleinmybrainloveyou]

"We have to cope with him" The entire musical in a nutshell

[@mari._.the._.extrovert5674]

"Interestingly you do not have to wait!" THAT IS JUST A DEFINITION OF THE WHOLE MUSICAL SUMMED UP IN 1 SENTENCE

[@ranpo_edogawa]

"And I have sinned many things. Interestingly, you do not have to wait." Did you mean: *_Hamilton Act II_*

[@emilyqueen3814]

Jester McLester yeah😂😂😍

[@z0mb13nt2]

TRUE THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@spaceyeli0t]

😂😂😂

[@kaiwatson1183]

ikr

[@valentina3075]

lol, tru

[@jackmanistan5520]

Me: Mammy, can we see Hamilton? Mammy: We have Hamilton at home Hamilton at home:

[@ZylandZing]

Lol

[@coyotix]

100th like

[@dahyun_chaeyoung2169]

This comment is underrated

[@jackmanistan5520]

@@dahyun_chaeyoung2169 Thanks

[@jackmanistan5520]

@Carolyn Foley Irish, mate.

[@May-mb9rb]

My favorite lines were "this baby is a man" , "bacon" , and "diabetes is not available for sale" also "he died" 😂😂😂😂

[@millyboop2047]

1:44 this is going to be a very short musical then, i guess lmao 2:22 lol 2:42 _"'Enter me' He says in parentheses"_ 3:22 audition judges casting another actor

[@juliadiaz3761]

"We have to cope with him" is literally Alexander's relationship with everyone.

[@gretep]

Julia Díaz except Laurens. But Laurens died early

[@juliadiaz3761]

Grete P Why do you think he died???

[@evafields7508]

Except Laurens.... He sings "Satisfied" whenever he's depressed that Eliza got his love... Oof

[@EJthephoenix]

Julia Díaz I know

[@hayde158]

Julia Díaz Think he died? Sorry ma dude he DID die

[@haydendaniels1458]

I need to see Lin Manuel Miranda react to this!

[@speczsub00]

"Interestingly,you do not have to wait." FINALLY.

[@fyodorsliceeater5137]

"This baby is a man" So Philip in Take A Break

[@kenna9048]

fr tho lol

[@hayleyi-1319]

🤣

[@amyjones7023]

Profile: JAPANESE SYMBOL FOR BEGINNER

[@fyodorsliceeater5137]

@@amyjones7023 PINGSPOOFING THE 14 BISECTORS OF THE MUFFINY PHOTOSYNTHESIS

[@-zawolf-8325]

@@fyodorsliceeater5137 “I was testing”

[@boredreader2177]

No one: My last three brain cells: *put the spoon in a sacred place, connected to the brain*

[@remy8397]

lol

[@leah7348]

Why did this make me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ninilolapopoola8644]

This made me laugh so hard!

[@icnetal4826]

Literally read at the same time she sang it

[@icnetal4826]

I know what. Ur talking about

[@EmeraldGames101]

"Put the spoon in the sacred place"

[@donovan230]

When you need your dad to buy something lol 0:33

[@lDontExist]

Dang Thrift stores go down to 0.074 dollar items now?

[@kayleighg9217]

*"What's your name, my cheater?"* So painfully accurate. . . "ALEXANDER LUKASHENKO!"

[@_oh.gg_]

Tru

[@_oh.gg_]

True*

[@averylinehan6042]

*Mariah Reynolds left the chat*

[@madonnad2258]

He is not Alexander Lukashenko

[@madonnad2258]

@@z_giselle7174 1:36 He's definately not Alexander Lukashenko :3

[@threeheadedmountaindew]

Ah yes, my favorite American historical figure, Alexander “Alaska” Lukashenko from Providence, Indonesia

[@Estarfigam]

And I thought he was from Belarus...

[@threeheadedmountaindew]

Everette Bradfute Belorussian father and Indonesian mother, perhaps?

[@saku577]

Dangit, I came here to say this XD

[@theforgotten1213]

He is one of my favs.

[@hamiltontrash2531]

Same!

[@milicadiy]

I put Burn through Google Translate for no particular reason. Thought I would share what came out: I have saved your letter you wrote to me From the moment I read them, I knew you I said you are my I thought I You know that the angelic says When will we see the first letter? Says "Beware of this love What you need to survive " With my parent's words with my feelings Your sentences left me without defense You have built a paragraph You built the cathedral Rimago letters and wrote to me Looking forward to the Mark answers in each line Some sign when they were The world seemed to be worse Incite You posted letters and wrote I told the entire world as you've married this girl in bed Cleaning your name lost You know that the angelic says When you read what you did? Says "You married Icarus Flew also close to the sun " And your words are obsessed with your inheritance Terme your meaning phrases You paranoid in each paragraph How to perceive yourself You I deleted a narrative To have a historical future as eleza react with brake heart You torn everything, I am looking at Incite Looking how it burns The world has the right to my heart The world will not be placed in the bed Don't meet what I said URI memory Burning letters who could redeem You have lost all rights of my heart I lost a room on the bed I'll sleep in the office place When you were just memories of my family I hope you'll burn

[@Wheelwalker8]

"You can never relax" Hamilton in one sentence

[@izzylacroix4131]

"What makes a bastard-" Okay, not bad. "Orphanage, punk-" N-not quite, but- "tHiS iS KeRry cUrRy-" Aaaand we lost her

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Kind of like in the Beauty and the Beast episode of _Translator_ _Fails:_ "Be... "our... "guest... "room!" That was a similarly strange episode of a translated song that sounds right for the first few words, but quickly loses sense! For more nonsense: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJSyZYBrjdB8gqs

[@sophiaredwood5825]

“You can log into New York!” *raises eyebrow* *flips open laptop*

[@madeleinesoto5789]

Sophia Redwood me💀

[@vickymitchell5707]

Meee

[@Shittingbricks1111]

It means I can BE THE NEW YORKKK!!!!

[@b.f.2461]

LapiewlotTheWeirdPerson But internet connection is required.

[@cxffaine]

That's why you don't trust Cali... "Hey Cali said."

[@dangerousdoodle2410]

'We have to cope with him' took me OUT

[@drawingoddessy]

“I have sinned many things.” “I have a million mistakes”

[@melimeli628]

“What’s your name, my cheater?” Dang google is still salty about the Reynolds pamphlet

[@ihateants6832]

meli cantu how can you not?

[@genevievehackett3941]

Bacon... *Looks into the distance atmospherically* ... Spices

[@msmollyrt8207]

SUCH AS SPICES

[@actualbatman6330]

Such as bacon spices

[@ilyarudnitskiy8122]

#GraduallyWatermelon #SuchAsSpices #SuchAsBacon

[@lazarsharky]

You should do this with the whole musical and publish it to Broadway as Lukanshenko. The story of Alexander Lukanshenko. It'll be legendary

[@CalebTimeWarpSmith]

Diabetes is not available for sale Every company that uses and sells Sugar: you sure about that?

[@slimeandstuff5763]

Real life: half dead, sitting in their own sick. Translate: BACON

[@SkyeSkyeArt]

SPICES

[@mustardcat8]

bacon... spices...

[@Weirdoness_luvs_u]

Sounds about right 😂😂

[@keigotakami1868]

Spices

[@caitlynskiff2001]

"Boot Search WHIIIIIIIIIITE!" Seems legit.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I tried to look it up, but all I found is an article on TVtropes. Apparently, Translator Fails has made quite a "name to land" her on a major website! They just didn't know what a "Boot Search White" is: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/TranslatorFails

[@Kureemy]

Ah yes, the secretary of the treasury, Alexander Lukashenko.

[@cakeycatgaming]

“You can log in to New York” yes very.

[@quixotic9189]

My favorite founding father is Alexander Lukashenko. He was also formally referred to as Hamilton Alaska

[@Shittingbricks1111]

Your Friendly Local Assassin yes, this is indeed TRUE.

[@cheesetime]

"your friendly local assassin" is a really good name!!!

[@tamakiamajiki-suneater5788]

I LOVE THIS XD

[@pancakespuppy1038]

But his name isn't Alexander Lukashenko

[@Cninder]

Pancakes Puppy r/woooosh