Hammond, Clarkson and May Cold Compilation

Top gear and Grand tour stars being cold.
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Episodes:
polar special
winter Olympics
German saloon James 15.2
India
convertible people carrier 8.1
land rover caravan holiday 15.4
10.7
amphibious cars water 8.3 (part blocked)
12.6
Bolivia mountain
Vietnam
16.5
gt4.3
gt3.13
gt3.7
gt2.8
gt2.6
Patagonia

[@susib9433]

I never noticed how many times James isn't dressed for the weather

[@HashirVani]

Probably because in england, you experience all seasons in one day so...

[@fireflyfireworks668]

@@HashirVani and when all three apply, it's summer, got it.

[@krisztinahutson2588]

@@fireflyfireworks668 precisely

[@CheapBastard1988]

Otherwise he couldn't wear his iconic jumper.

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

@@CheapBastard1988 Look at him, in his stupid jumper

[@DeanMoxley87]

0:15 Jeremy tries to scold the man with the “Pixelated Face” by saying “how dare you” but he’s that cold / shocked he can’t get it out 😂😂

[@cleverusername9369]

I'm pretty sure clarkson said "I did" but he's freezing cold so it sounded like "how dare you"

[@DeanMoxley87]

It’s sounds nothing like “I did”

[@kennethcunningham6606]

That was “how dare you.”

[@GrockleTD]

You woulda thought *that* would have been the time he punched a guy in the face, but apparently not

[@cleverusername9369]

@@DeanMoxley87 well speaking clearly when you've just been shoved in freezing cold water is pretty difficult, idk, who really cares?

[@Uberdude6666]

0:44 I like how James is talking Jeremy through using a cup instead of just pouring hot coffee over his face xD

[@MiamiJacket]

Well after all they are friends and great colleagues and dont want to seriously hurt eachother mate😂

[@txrracxtta]

@@MiamiJacketthat's the trick of it: the best of friends always love seeing eachother in misfortune and antics

[@xdffffffff]

it showed how much James cared about Jeremy and its kinda nice to see

[@techtt6213]

Amazing how Clarkson just instantly listened no protest after being pushed

[@twrk139]

of course, he was pushed into the coldest water in the world

[@bymafia2606]

I believe he was trying to say “how dare you”

[@liams1991]

Well yeah, he does have some self preservation.

[@DeanMoxley87]

@@bymafia2606 😂😂

[@Whaltteri]

I would have thrown that guy in the water as payback

[@olivergille8305]

I felt so sorry for James' when he ran out of petrol in vietnam in the rain. He looked frozen

[@bymafia2606]

indeed, even his dong was soggy

[@xxDOTH3DEWxx]

@@bymafia2606 one of my favorite James quotes.

[@ospreyphil8995]

Tbf I’ve been to Vietnam and it does get chilly when it tips it down (especially in monsoon season)

[@RonPiggott]

0:53 James was being helpful and very matter of fact when telling Jeremy to put his face in the coffee

[@elijahgrimm8052]

As he should. Jeremy was about to do something colossally stupid, like wasting good coffee and maybe burning himself a bit.

[@davidsss9935]

You forgot when James and Jeremy argued about who was the coldest during the Namibia special

[@Maob08]

"It doesn't matter who's the coldest, we are all the lostest!" "I'm the coldest"

[@modelreviews3705]

“ARE YOU COLD? " “NO!" continues to shiver

[@1UPWonders]

Ironically, seeing this trio warms my heart 🥺😍

[@underworldguardian704]

“Do you want the Heater on?” 😂

[@TREX320]

"That's much better, thanks(!)" 😂

[@dalewasson5919]

"Shut up!"

[@underworldguardian704]

@@dalewasson5919 “Put the heater on and see if it makes any difference”

[@michaelpeets7261]

@@underworldguardian704 HAHAHAWWW YEAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rockstar6790]

3:45 - You forgot to add Hammond's comment about James' choice of Bovril when he said "He likes to paint himself all over. It's like baby oil to him. He and his friends all bovril up and then they slip about"

[@dannyhawkings8469]

Something about watching this in a warm bed really makes you appreciate your first world life

[@ipututaraadi6950]

Suddenly I feel warm and joyful watching this

[@Mazzy-cb3qj]

Do you want the heater on? The epitome of Hammonds quick wit banter 😂

[@rshen73]

You and IncT uploading 10 mins apart is blessed. Love both of your channels!

[@Annabelle66633]

1:05 Jeremy "are you cold?" James: NO 🥶😰😂🤣

[@Vladpryde]

Hah! I just realized that the guy at 05:51 is the same producer who accompanied May to Japan for his series. I believe he's also worked with James for years on multiple programs for the BBC.

[@MarieClaire7]

Do you know what episode that is?

[@Vladpryde]

@@MarieClaire7 Ehhhh.....it's that episode of The Grand Tour where they go to some mountains in Jaaaaaaaags. Not sure what specific episode though, sorry.

[@MarieClaire7]

@@Vladpryde i could really hear Jeremy there ! Thanks btw☺️

[@ch4z_bucks]

Yhh producer tom I believe he is called

[@Vladpryde]

@@ch4z_bucks Yeah, he was just with James in his "Our Man In India" special. Also went with him to Japan and Italy.

[@legocreator1998]

4:36 Nobody . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Absolutely Nobody . . . . . . . . James May: Let's sing a song Hammond: NOPE!

[@TV-cv1eb]

I love how Clarkson punched a coworker over cold food and not getting a steak but didn't even get mad at the guy that pushed him into 30 degree water

[@JetFalcon710]

He did seem ticked off, seeing as how he tried to say something but was in shock from being pushed into extremely cold water

[@decodolly1535]

I don't think someone in Clarkson's physical shape would be well-advised to try getting mad at the bloke who is supposedly ex-special forces.

[@JuliusBriggs]

I'm actually quite glad someone did that to him As funny as Clarkson is it's always seemed to me that very few people have ever told him off in his life or successfully got him to cooperate or compromise against his own interest we all know he's a bit of giant spoiled child and a massive waffler so it's nice to see him get put in his place at times

[@grey195]

@@JuliusBriggsyou’re soft

[@kinnikuboneman]

​@@decodolly1535military guys doing that sorta stuff aren't as tough as they make themselves to be

[@akaboaye7379]

"Let's sing a song!"

[@AsherLogan129]

“Nope!”

[@mrbiglarge8820]

@@AsherLogan129 you beat me to it

[@Annabelle66633]

No

[@fermentedfruit]

“My body was down to a temperature, hidden to unknown science” 😂😂😂😂😂 1:35

[@Fuzzergamer]

Hitherto

[@Blue_Avatar]

Hitherto

[@g0veGaming]

Hitherto

[@mycroftsanchez901]

I have to agree with James May about the Bovril, nothing better for cold weather!

[@shiaschreiber8924]

Great. please can we have one of James going "Eh?!"

[@alistairwalker2850]

You mean “Eh?!”

[@shiaschreiber8924]

@@alistairwalker2850 Yes

[@DenisioDB]

I very much look forward to rewatching all of Top Gear some day!

[@press_x_tojason]

Ah, the legendary pink and purple hooped top. James was truly a style icon.

[@adamclarke2251]

Hammond going “beaver mittens” was so funny to me 😭💀💀

[@abisloan450]

Perfect for a Thursday morning watch!

[@thegreatafrican3367]

Its the afternoon where I am

[@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE]

@@thegreatafrican3367 and night here

[@dannyjay4213]

Great as always. 👍 Idea: A compilation about the "firsts": Like... "the first time someone got hurt" "The first smug face" "The first cheap car challenge" "The first crash" "The first Caravan destruction" "The first Marina destruction" "The first Dacia Sandero reference" "The first a/an wrong use" "The first time H/M/C appeared" "The first death"

[@emetofreak]

I love the idea but it sounds like it's gonna be hard

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

@@emetofreak That’s what she said

[@emetofreak]

@@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 thanks

[@burakyetistiren486]

You forgot the rescue mission where Hammond waits on top of a mountain in Canada

[@fridaw1015]

OMG, James and his colander helmet 😂😂😂

[@SiVlog1989]

There was another segment from the same episode as that in 2:03, that encapsulates Hammond feeling cold. "Sadly, as the Land Rover got up to speed, I realised there was a bit of a design flaw. "In modifying this particular example, in cutting away the bodywork to create this, I have left a slight gap sort of all round here, and there is quite a draft, it is quite chilly,"

[@jakem6720]

4:58 That sounds pleasant compared to winters where I live

[@Seallypoops]

Ive never connected to an old man more than James standing in the rain complaining about the noise his colander makes when the rain hits it

[@alexanderhill-cp8be]

2:50 Jeremy: "It's the coldest March for 20 years because of global warming" lol

[@loadthegold4526]

And yet hes unironically correct

[@theregalproletariat]

@@loadthegold4526 Do average temperatures mean something to you?

[@SuperAlbino1]

"if you'd like a job on Top Gear..." Compilation

[@TimSlee1]

4:36 Perfect comedic timing

[@eurosonly]

6 and a half minutes just flew by and I'm begging for more.

[@LP004]

B E A V E R M I T T E N S

[@martinlucas6004]

This warms my heart

[@animalm4st3r]

the first clip is even better if you heard Mr. Willman talk about it in a drivetribe video. the man with the Pixelated Face was aperently an SBS or SAS guy there to teach the guys about survival in the cold, how to kill a polar bear, that kinda stuff. Jeremy as usual was a smartass about everything and at that point the SBS/SAS guy had enough and just pushed him in without telling jeremy about it and with out any warnng

[@252Scooby]

Very good but missed Building the bridge over the river cok hamster says “it’s ever so cold I hate you” With the three beach buggies may says “ I’m not going to argue who’s the coldest where all the lostest” The one with the home made caravans trip to Cornwall hamster says “ we’ll give it a few more months it’ll warm up”

[@CarrionCrow993]

Jeremy with the bolt stuck to his lips at the North Pole.🤣

[@cosmo6172]

The two sides of Jeremy - Smart, and clumsy

[@underbedmonstersmusic]

"He is like an orangutan, happy but confused" Hammond, Richard

[@ihathtelekinesis]

I’m sure the Bill Oddie face mask would like the last clip. He could spot your beaver from a mile away.

[@georgecollins2412]

This is very relatable with the weather that The UK is having at the moment!

[@techtt6213]

Is there a Jaguar compilation?

[@VXGaming]

Missing the Track cars driving to work.

[@Touva1bitesthedust]

6:00 Jezza gave that bloke's belongings back to him, right?

[@Jamie_kemp]

He's a member of the production team I think

[@Lufttygger306]

That's Tom Whitter

[@maciekapocaliptic]

You forgot the episode with track day roadsters (KTM, Morgan and Lotus)

[@plusman2221]

haha when jeremy wanted to say how dare you but couldnt

[@fireball67_88]

Bovril is actually really nice

[@AlexanderDiviFilius]

This is correct

[@SkipTheKip]

I'm never heard of it actually, what's bovril?

[@AlexanderDiviFilius]

@@SkipTheKip it’s basically tea, but beef flavoured

[@MrEvan312]

@@SkipTheKip Picture like a more wholesome ramen broth.

[@SkipTheKip]

So I went on the internet and... It's beef paste?

[@greensnake00]

That beaver we ate last night 😂

[@the_singular_smith]

"The coldest March in 20 years beceof global warming." 😂😂😂

[@JetFalcon710]

It sounds odd, but he's actually right

[@Mahlorihlori]

“But you not moaning about it so that’s okay..” Richard Hammond 1:43

[@MikMoen]

We could use those Royal Marines right about now.

[@yogimunte1854]

4:48 Let's sing a song

[@chirasthithennakoon8177]

Jeremy - Are you Cold? May - Noo

[@RonPiggott]

British saying ablutions cracks me up

[@jonwilkinson9695]

That UK wind sounds fuckin angry

[@juandavidlopezlopez8079]

God I almost forget the one when they have track day cars and it starts to rain

[@morgothbauglir8508]

I love the rock show blink 182 reference at 1:45

[@tiadanama1998]

Beaver mittens ahahahahaha

[@s.k5585]

Beaver mittens sound very snuggley

[@forcefreedc]

‘Let’s sing a song!’

[@scottishfanta]

1:02, actually, James said no when Jeremy asked if he was cold so technically that shouldn't be in the compilation.

[@emetofreak]

unfathomed genius

[@ethanprivate6530]

Expected Beach Buggy scene

[@redmr2na]

You forgot the one where the boys about German track day cars. Jezza bought the Cossie, Richard bought the M3 and James bought the 190E. At the track Jeremy asks James if he's cold and James who is visibly shivering uncontrollably says NO

[@PHAZER99]

Did you even watch the video?

[@ferrari2k]

1:05 there you go ;)

[@decodolly1535]

*Cozzeh (A 'cossie' is a swimming costume)

[@TheHutchy01]

That night in India might be the most miserable I've ever seen them. Even Mongolia and the Pole didn't seem quite as horrible.

[@fiskburk2908]

Which episode is that at 4:56

[@pranayyy_]

Does anyone know where I can watch the Patagonia special? I've been searching a lot but I'm not able to find it

[@kinnikuboneman]

Amazon

[@ecrxft]

beaver mittens

[@markcf83]

Anyone shouting at me had better prepare to be deafened.....

[@angrycarguynerd5799]

I was expecting that clip from TGT where clarkson says "OoOoOoO I've just had a transgender operation"

[@David_Trowbridge]

Are you cold? NO

[@ronyolo8419]

Yo wtf happened with Clarkson getting pushed in the lake? Like that’s some attempted murder type stuff😂😂

[@Tom-uv7ry]

It was training for their polar special which is a great episode its on here just type it in

[@InfectedByZanza]

4:22 fuck me the prices of petrol were cheap

[@medilyesoudhini7411]

00:51 that's what she said

[@andyjay9346]

Yes, well I suppose a furry beaver would warm up your hands. 🦫

[@martinmar555]

Just saying-U missed mongolia river transgender operation Namibia buggy thin coat Tg India sub zero TGt suv boat challenge James sinks cold freezing testicle Track cars on road rain stop for clothes

[@aduken762]

finallyyyy

[@sukhdevr3489]

5:24 What car is that?

[@cosmicloops3471]

Jaguar E type??

[@sukhdevr3489]

@@cosmicloops3471 Really? I don't think so.

[@IMHOGSLICE]

People are just compiling everything

[@Mathemusician97]

What’s the episode at 4:25?

[@Marcel-vt2dj]

Grand Tour's Scotland Special

[@tommybraidley1164]

1:46

[@hahhah42speedruns]

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Let's sing a song!

[@sheenalange2195]

No!

[@Leonf123]

Coldest march in 20 years because of global warming

[@tazzatamania]

I'd love to know if Jeremy getting pushed into that ice water was staged or spontaneous

[@lucianomurer]

2:23 naruto

[@frostbiteme5589]

Beaver mit

[@colinvannurden3090]

Wtf is bovrill?

[@sakkra93]

It's a beefy, salty drink, imagine something similar to beefy gravy but in drink form. It's rather nice, especially when it's cold. It comes in both a thick syrup or in a much easier to use powder form. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovril

[@HashirVani]

Its the coldest march because of GLOBAL WARMING 🤣

[@patrickadamcruz3406]

1:51 Shut up!

[@GuninGames]

1:45 James is literally me when my family turns on the AC 3:32 and Hammond is me whenever the temperature goes even slighty below 70

[@topgear3487]

I hate Cold 😠😠😠😠

[@PrinceAzura]

So is Clarkson a climate change denier or what

[@JetFalcon710]

He used to be, now he acknowledges it but doesn't think we're contributing much to it iirc

[@darinrobertson7606]

Love the videos!! The secret to success - Promo'SM !

[@christopherwall2121]

"Let's sing a song!"

[@JJWALKER23]

1:46