Hammond reads Tremendous tractors

[@jackbooth1351]

Secretly, this is why Jeremy Clarkson bought a farm

[@fathurrahman9355]

Hammond reading that books made clarkson want to farming

[@christopher32074]

They should also sell that book at farm shop.

[@aregmirzoyan869]

I was gonna comment that.

[@WesleyBtje]

he already bought it in 2008

[@utpalaraghu]

YOOOIOO AHAHAHAHAH

[@heptoss]

Tremendous Tractors, Dazzling Diggers, Amazing Aeroplanes, Enormous Erections lol

[@heptoss]

Leoi6 First, Tremendous Tractors The Examples Clarkson Gave were Dazzlinf Diggers, Amazing Aeroplanes and Enormous Erections..

[@censorduck]

I'm not sure what's so strange about enormous erections, building large constructions is what men are great at.

[@f1catmancl]

Biggus Dickus

[@LG633TV]

Boggling Boners

[@michaelzhang7098]

Attractive Automobiles

[@peterfoxon5498]

I'd love Hammond to read me a bed time story

[@B0barian]

we all would love that :D

[@Sundaydish1]

I bet he can spell Orangutan though.

[@casehamatojones1369]

same, ahahaha, he’ll be such a good story teller ! this proves it !

[@ScarletMarisa375]

Same

[@lordluffington2351]

Here’s the the one about the stupid orangutan

[@spencers5898]

Clarkson's face at 0:42 is priceless. It's so genuine, even though the segment is probably scripted. Like he really wasn't expecting Hammond's delivery to be so... impassioned.

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah lol, that face just screams "what am I hearing????"

[@rynxgaming7070]

the way Richard said ''marvelous''😂

[@heedneed-arcade5977]

Gabrielle Subida he will introduce you to his. (Reference to the camping episode)

[@んや-s7z]

Why the fuck would you have to edit this

[@AleK0451]

@@んや-s7z to thank the kind stranger for the reddit gold

[@ruthlessuk6313]

"MARR-vuh-luss!"

[@boldontarian]

You know the new Topgear was a failure when this scene alone is more funny than the entirety of Chris Evans's repertoire of jokes combined.

[@Pmeyer123]

It’s no coincidence that a few years later Jeremy became a farmer…

[@wonderingeye98]

Honestly Hammond has such a great voice for almost every form of media that involves narration

[@JetFalcon710]

His Wikipedia article says that he worked at several radio stations after graduation, I'm sure that's where he got that voice

[@Reez2Knight]

One of the funniest moment ever in Top Gear, the way Richard Hammond reacted while reading Tremendous Tractors makes it sounded like adult's book rather than children's book, just like what Clarkson said "You're reading more into it than it is actually there" XD

[@Gunther_The_Brave]

Reez2Knight Fuck up

[@rolon-ew5kl]

They should have hamster write that book for them.

[@Reez2Knight]

And I can imagine on which section in the bookstores that book would be XD

[@beans5171]

I've had the privilege of reading the masterpiece "Tremendous Tractors" Best book I have ever read, period. Possibly one of the greatest works of human art of all time.

[@GewelReal]

are books an art?

[@martimxavier9690]

@@GewelReal how are they not?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@GewelReal Writing is an art and books often contain that. They can also contain photos or drawings, both of which are also art. Thus, books are art

[@tommyjoekavanagh6590]

0:53-0:57 English class in a nutshell.

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

Honestly though, that's so true! ☺️

[@kuroheart2984]

0:25 , Look at may's jaw drop. OMG, Hahahahahahahahahaha.....................

[@emilyjones5019]

Yea i know right XD

[@DefensiveBadger]

Kuro Heart you thank that's funny HA what. About his last reaction XD

[@DefensiveBadger]

Kuro Heart btw I relise I'm a idiot I meant hammonds reaction

[@ethanch3011]

It's 50 shades darker to him

[@KingIjazMalik]

Kuro Heart hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

[@diekrahe.]

I think Jeremy should read that book again for Clarkson's Farm

[@torstenraab532]

including all his female advisors saying "oh my god, jeremy, it´s toooobig"

[@ruthlessuk6313]

They need to sell that tractor book in the gift shop.

[@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791]

50 shades of May

[@doesntmatter9996]

can i say that's the most erotic scene i've ever seen.

[@Wobbels]

yes you can

[@KingIjazMalik]

C Amy no you can't say that

[@lewisneedham2168]

I cant imagine what Hammond was like watching Clarkson's Farm

[@toro_rosso]

Anybody notice hammond was reading it backwards as in right to left

[@grdprojekt]

there's a channel that reads kid's book, this was on it, I can confirm Hammond read it backwards

[@SmikeMan]

@@grdprojekt maybe its like right hand drive

[@regularbloke2117]

@AlexGRFan97 well, to Richard Hammond it is

[@AleK0451]

he skipped to the good bits

[@macnchillidogs1601]

Fucking weeeeb

[@TheValeyard92]

I hope Neil Parish and the algorithm bring this clip back to the fore.

[@ARB6769]

I thought pornography is not allowed on BBC

[@thorbjrnmadsen4984]

ARB6769 It's not, but tractors are allowed on BBC

[@samtinkle9076]

Noone said anything about a tractor fetish

[@Plardo]

@@thorbjrnmadsen4984 you missed the joke 🙄

[@aregmirzoyan869]

It’s not just pornography, it’s tractor pornography

[@Milamberinx]

“Pornography” is derived from Greek for “writing about prostitutes” so the tractor book is safe because tractors are unable to sell themselves (for now).

[@ala0284]

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who came here after Neil Parish

[@ThatCoalSoul]

You don't need to tell us you came Ant'!

[@Matt_Aquila]

that nodding blonde at 0:14 XD

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

She knows

[@mayoite160]

suddenly it seems possible that hammond really is the editor of top gayer

[@cornflakes5102]

Never has this been appropriate until now

[@joshpap10]

This is why this version of Top Gear was so iconic

[@GentlemanJack2190]

Hammonds excitement is so adorable! :)

[@shahzebhasan9995]

Found the video Neil Parish was watching in parliament

[@a_vaporeon]

Enormous Erections Lovely Lancer Evolutions Sexy Skylines Marvelous Mclarens Lewd Lamborghinis Pleasuring Paganis Fabulous Fords Clever Chevys

[@thorbjrnmadsen4984]

Tremendous Tractors Dazzling Diggers Amazing Airplanes Enormous Erections Legendary Lancias Superior Subarus Naughy Nissans Breast BMWs Big Benz Growling Grumpet Energized EV's Furious Focus

[@miaugato93]

*linguini linguini don't lewd the lamborghini* also i think that the "Fabulous Fords" actually exists. i remember that somewhere. it's full of 1950's american steel though.

[@SawdEndymon]

Bodacious Bugattis

[@uli8327]

Nah, cut the last two xD

[@grandicellichannel]

*TRIANGLE GRILLED RED ALFAS* ( as an Alfista I had to add it... )

[@cbayer5012]

Somebody should make a fanfiction about Richard Hammond and his love of tractors.

[@JetFalcon710]

I bet someone has

[@Alex-cw3rz]

So this is what the tory MP was trying to find... I suppose if you look up tractors you'll inevitably end up looking at a lot of ploughing...

[@Willbatross_]

I saw the first joke coming from a mile off but it was still funny as hell

[@BarbusCraft]

You know what we want Amazon! Get Hammond to read *Tremendous Tractors on Audible!*

[@Davemcfc]

Hammond had a full on crisis

[@danieljackson2322]

The way Hammond reads it is really funny

[@TheFreakonhell]

Guess nobody thought back there, that Clarkson would ever buy a tremendous lamborghini tractor 🚜😅

[@Faith01841]

I love that these comments are finally appreciating what a mellifluous voice Hammond has. I could listen to him for hours, I just adore how soft-spoken he is.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

1- holy damn a comment from today 2- thank you for introducing me to such a word

[@Faith01841]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 Lmao you're welcome!

[@PsyCastic]

I've read the book with children at a preschool after watching this and the look on their faces as they saw me trying not to burst out laughing was gold.

[@РоссийскаяФедерация-б4я]

No ones going to mention how nice hammonds hair looks in this

[@Patrick-fm7si]

Find someone that looks at you the way Hammond looks at children's books about tractors

[@jacobstevens2753]

I used to read all of those books when I was younger! LOL

[@joelarun5057]

Jacob Stevens even enormous erections?

[@jacobstevens2753]

always ;)

[@MrGamerxpert]

Joel Arun published by the catholic church

[@averagecoloniser4586]

Jacob Stevens I found another one only one copy: amazed ass

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

Beautiful Bitches

[@bradw8102]

This is what former Tory MP Neil Parish was watching in the Commons it transpires.

[@johndeerekid167]

And that's why Jeremy bought a farm, LOL

[@grantkruger3689]

Clarkson: "...until now..." Me: "Aaand. Here. We. Go..."

[@casehamatojones1369]

aha, Richard is *such* a good story teller, I once watched a video of him reading Three Billie Goats Gruff and that was *amazing* - I could listen to it *all* day ! I love James’ reaction throughout this *entire* video, almost as if he is a child being read to, it’s so *so* sweet ! and Jeremy, well, he was just the cherry and sprinkles on the cake; adding to the humour and laughter, through this *entire* video and several others ! I can’t imagine a world without Clarkson, May or Hammond in it as it’ll be *such* a dismal Earth ! they’re simply Britain’s greatest men and ones whom we have the privilege to have on our screen - especially when watching this *incredible* friendship the three have, they’re simply inseparable and have an unbreakable bond, it’s magical ! all this and they don’t even realise how special, remarkable and incredible they each are, that’s the saddest fact !

[@silver_wolf2232]

"after they droPPPP"

[@samtinkle9076]

after they dro *p*

[@DesertWolf392]

Need a segment of Hammond "reading" this series

[@enderslayer247]

Ah, this was one of my favourite news bits ever xD

[@Mr111255]

My boy hammond looks fresh asf

[@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791]

Joel Espinosa ye he sorta manned up now you know with the beard...

[@rct3terminator1000]

Probably one of my Favourite Top Gear moments! I can't stop giggling like a Schoolgirl! :)

[@pixelparasite829]

1:18 Omg I keep rewatching this part and I can't stop laughing. His face at the end just kills me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@karottenbrot6099]

Nobody: Villagers: 1:33

[@jamble7k]

this explains clarkson's farm, many years later

[@tunneltimemusic]

I love how excited they all were when they saw it

[@CMPac1737]

0:22 And then Jeremy ended up driving one of these

[@JustMatt91]

Watching this now, and knowing that Clarkson has a farm, kinda makes this all the more hilarious.

[@crabken4969]

Excuse me, May, but I think Hammond really likes that book

[@mrcorndog625]

I wish Hammond was my dad to read me stories. I am old but be honest, who doesnt want that?

[@nasen2727]

SPIKES, these move through the ground to cover the seeds after they DROPPPP

[@nrb1177]

Who would have thought? Jeremy just bought a huge tractor.

[@RoBKTATV]

0:56 sounds like a Dr Seuss narrator high on pot and makes me laugh loud everytime

[@joanneethridge7333]

For a minute I thought Jeremy was going to whack Richard over the head with the book.

[@DhavidSetiawanKilluaDhavid]

So that's why Clarkson bought Lamborghini tractor.

[@arsyadidris2919]

blonde chick behind jeremy is fiiinne

Adam Bendelow Why? You dont like people who give complements? Is that illegal now? I'm sick of seeing these comments. You see? It works both ways you moronic fucktard ;)

[@rsvtransitadventures]

1:23 Richard did a pogchamp face

[@Hello_there_obi]

One of hammonds best segments hahahah

[@danielanderson7481]

Hammond’s facial expression at the end is priceless!🤣

[@Flames1793]

That blonde behind Jeremy though... Dayumm

[@harrisoncringe]

When I was younger I had that book

[@PilotAwe]

Harrison's Tech Tips Did you read it?

[@tobyskerman4775]

I had that book when I was about four I can no longer look at it the same way

[@B0barian]

@@tobyskerman4775 haha 😂

[@moldyskittle]

This is what got Clarkson into farming.

[@lukegauci1159]

This was the birth of Clarksons Farm! ik it hahaha

[@DrTJTechie]

So Relevant now with the release of Clarkson's Farm

[@jebus89]

I'm devastated this book doesn't appear on Clarksons farm show

[@Bloodraven_175AC]

You know theres a parent who watched this thinking "how am I going to explain to my child why i had to burn their favorite book"?

[@pranjalsharma9668]

the fact that now he's farming and has a tremendous Lamborghini tractor

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Oh my god this is one of the best Top Gear moments! This is so funny, 10/10.

[@m1co294]

Is Clarkson going to make a series on Enormous Erections too? He's already got a farm.

[@nicholasgokavi4805]

The origins of Clarkson's Farm

[@sierralvx]

Could I just have an hour of this?!?

[@Argorok87]

I get the feeling that this was a sponsored thing from the book's publisher who said "Sure, we'll pay you to promote our children's book. What? Oh, yes, you can promote it however you like."

[@mancubwwa]

It wasn't. BBC can't take sponsored deals, and neither can it's presenters (well they can, but they can't promote their sponsors during BBC shows). But the Idea is still fun.

[@andrewlipiainen4133]

The grain from the spout is the funniest 😂

[@wetplant1748]

Hammond had to change his underwear after reading that book

[@JetFalcon710]

I feel like he wasn't the only one

[@alexanderson4549]

lol chunky tred

[@f1catmancl]

*TREMENDOUS TRACTORS*

[@Muffin-he6nz]

I will never be able to read these books the same again

[@theloreofficiall69696]

imagine how many sales that book has now

[@alasdairking6241]

Oh that series was my childhood

[@JonatasAdoM]

I love the way he reads it haha. I had a similar style when I was younger. Well, even younger than what I am.

[@Jamo1098]

Clarkson's farm makes a lot more sense after seeing this

[@mixedtrafficproductions9371]

0:53 English class in a nutshell

[@Wasp-ce7yr]

Oh for farmland can be rough 😂

[@Ellis01234567890]

Clarkson when looking for his Lambo

[@crabsy6452]

I remember reading this as a kid

[@crabsy6452]

We were reading another book in this series and couldn’t stop laughing at how dodgy it looked, a kid was behind a dog

[@loggingfire1]

Richard got, way to excited there 😂

[@x-bloxfarming5019]

This is why I like tractors I used to have this book

[@siobhanwain6791]

I had amazing airplanes

[@fugluru1714]

Antti-Jussi Vuori same

[@SmikeMan]

@@anttimustdie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@goliathprojects7354]

I need more of this

[@ostfahrstreifen8421]

i think Matt leblank took the idea for his machine-thing on latest series from here.

[@xenosmoke8915]

I have this book. Took it to work to show everyone.

[@TylerMWeather9102]

Anyone miss the hell out of this show??