Hancock (2008) - Your Head is Going Up His A** Scene (5/10) | Movieclips

Hancock - Your Head is Going Up His A**: Hancock (Will Smith) finds himself in jail surrounded by men he put in there himself.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
A scruffy superhero named Hancock (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. That's OK with Hancock; he doesn't care what people think and is just as likely to be found dozing on a park bench as saving a damsel in distress. However, after saving the life of a PR executive (Jason Bateman) and meeting the man's beautiful wife (Charlize Theron), he realizes that he may have a sensitive side after all.
CREDITS:
TM & © Sony (2008)
Cast: Will Smith, Jason Bateman
Director: Peter Berg
Producer: Akiva Goldsman, James Lassiter, Michael Mann, Will Smith
Screewriter: Vince Gilligan, Vy Vincent Ngo
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[@rayjaymor8754]

Earlier that morning in the guard break room: "Hey guys, let's tell all the inmates that Hancock lost his powers.... gonna be hilarious!!"

[@thebernardpurpose2525]

hahahahaha

[@thetakengamer4256]

That guy either got a raise, or fired. Either way, he's the rest of the guards hero, and will be remembered as "Human Centipede Hank".

[@卂尺爪卂几-b9h]

hahahahahaha

[@awddfg]

@@thetakengamer4256 *_He will be the greatest troll_*

[@joshwork8050]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FelipeFerreira-wk5nv]

"So, the guy is bassicaly superman?" "Yeah" "Let's teach him a lesson then" "....."

[@DirtyDishSoap]

Well lets mug him!

[@digvijaysingh325]

@@DirtyDishSoap aahhh a man of culture

[@tylermeeks8794]

@@digvijaysingh325 LOOOOOOOOOL

[@masterofpuppets5072]

Yep prison people are want to be bad asses

[@NathielIsaac]

@Calamity Yup

[@pedroferreira8033]

My theory is that the inmates tought that Hancock lost his powers that's why he's in jail. They never assumed that he's there by choise.

[@alejandrojimenez144]

Considering he dragged an entire row of prisoners with him as soon as he arrived is safe to say they should've known

[@pedroferreira8033]

@@alejandrojimenez144 the ones that arrived with him they know but not the ones inside

[@angusthekid4198]

Or they're all just stupid

[@steel749]

I think they thought they wouldnt hurt him cause Hancock was trying to be a better person.

[@jameslemarbe4099]

@@angusthekid4198 No, just two of them. The rest are there for the show!

[@themittuation9054]

"Hey, isn't that the guy who killed a dragon and ate it's soul?" "Let's mug him."

[@JoshMcSwain]

"You picked the wrong time to get lost friend"

[@briliantkastanja2897]

VLDL gang where you at

[@totodilemegafan]

@@briliantkastanja2897 hey, hey WHAT ARE WE

[@caramelkop988]

@@totodilemegafan We're muggers...

[@LordDarkDan]

@@caramelkop988 Yeah, And what do muggers do?

[@txgunguy2766]

He said please and gave them fair warning. They have no one to blame butt themselves.

[@Manu-op3ec]

Did... did you do that on purpose?

[@marissasosebee6248]

😂😂😂😂 well he was talking sh*t and he called Hancock an a**hole,he really doesn’t like that word

[@txgunguy2766]

@@marissasosebee6248 No, he does not.

[@srgShadow]

LOL

[@austinjones9276]

I see what you did there. 😏

[@WillemvanKalsbeek]

I love it that Hancock himself looks disgusted when he sees his own work

[@gibusllama3418]

Sometimes you make art... Sometimes you realise that you inspired the human centipede... And that will make any man grimace

[@KrayE1999]

Yeah that made it even more realistic honestly. That was some good acting

[@julescesar5221]

LoL good call

[@mach6893]

That's because he was very reluctant to do that. He was thinking "I had no other choice".

[@amit6844]

Yuck💩💩💩

[@bigchungus8436]

I love how even Hancock is disgusted by what he just did

[@luismenezes8261]

Well, he gave them a fair warning, but they insisted. So he had no choice but to do the deed...

[@jflores85]

he warned them though

[@juicetingaming6048]

This isnt even possible, oh wait I forgot it. Its a movie..

[@Nathan-en9dn]

@@juicetingaming6048 well with enough force anything can be shoved through anything. What wasn't possible was him still be up and screaming after the head being shoved through.

[@Artorion]

@@wc7618 Well Hancock just put a cork in it so i doubt he would have lossed any

[@RobertsonIsland]

2:18 the latino guy praying is my favorite facial expression in movie history

[@abisheksingh2042]

Bro that,s great

[@theghostofpennsylvania_11]

😁😁😁

[@henrycavill8021]

Haaa holy crap u r right man

[@hyperraidsaerofrights5649]

2:17

[@RobertsonIsland]

@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 nah i checked, its 2:18

[@andyhens3387]

Hancock's reaction makes me think that he's never actually gone through with this threat before :'D

[@Artorion]

Exactly

[@euf7018]

Andyhens Lmao 😂😂😂

[@SeraphSeph]

If a guy that powerful tells younwhats about to happen you probably would let things slide.

[@tommyzeringue7107]

He probably hasn’t had to everyone else would just be like Ight u win

[@Jfitch24]

Not untill then and even the look was like yooo... That's a entanglement

[@Fanofjasonm]

That wasn’t his pants that made the tearing sound.

[@isaacplummer1809]

Zac Price 😱😂😂

[@TheCarterSlade]

Zac Price you just maid me die

[@aS-df8zj]

Poor poor sphincty, lack of lube and patiently thrusting will never be your friends 😞

[@jeffjames4064]

That raises the pucker factor off the charts. 😱😬😁😆😂😂

[@flossietube2065]

Awwwwwwwww........ 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@crogor1]

It's like they all forgot he has super powers

[@sparky3574]

siphoned yeah,mostly everyone in there didnt see the video of him getting hit with a train and survivng...so there pretty much dumb

[@Mrstealth93]

Yup. Either they all must suffer from some form of dementia or they`re just stupid as all hell.

[@BUNCHofxs]

Yea but the movie portrays it more like reality, unlike other super hero movies where everyone is either terrified or jumping for joy.

[@dakodabaldur3037]

siphoned Probably thought he lost them or something since he's in prison or he wouldnt hurt them

[@Friendlysociopath]

Waffles probably has the right idea- why would the guy who can facetank bullets (literally) and give trains the cold shoulder (again, literally) for whom the sky is the limit (once more, literally) allow himself to be sent to jail?

[@randywoodworth5990]

Years later: "Grandpa is it true you saw someone getting their head shoved up someone else's butt?" "Yes i still have nightmares about it"

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

Word "Asshead" comes to mind .

[@Iridiumcosmos]

LMAOO

[@kianlimbos689]

@@f.e.areproduce5298 more like "buttface" for me

[@2badger2]

Grandpa got scared straight

[@TMAN-lk2dd]

Headbutt

[@reinhartx]

This scene is just stupid, like, who would jump on a guy that can literally eat bullets like a marshmallow

[@daryeusford9696]

Who would jump on a guy name Hancock

[@alexkilgour1328]

Well, these aren't supposed to be representative of the brightest in society. They are in prison, afterall, for a reason.

[@daryeusford9696]

Alex Kilgour true

[@kevinslater4126]

They may have thought he was depowered to end up there.

[@MrARH007]

Alex Kilgour you don’t have to be bright to know a predator!

[@whammycheng3758]

2:07 Hancock gave the inmates a history lesson of how the Centaur was born in ancient greece

[@TheAmubis]

knowing it is Ancient Greece, that'd be the case

[@chupapi7620]

I really dont get it, plz explain

[@Gojiragon]

Knowing Hancock, he probably did that way back then.

[@ArcaneMaiden]

@@chupapi7620 Uhm. Just type 'centaur' onGoogle. 😅

[@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3]

@@chupapi7620 he lived very long

[@theelaffingman8776]

The "Sanford & Son" music made all the difference in making this scene that much more epic!

[@bensisko4651]

I agree! I just wonder, out of all the music he could have chosen (or no music at all) why sanford and son lol 😅🤣😂!

[@williebenning4750]

Yes it really did.😂😂😂😂

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@@deplorablecovfefe9489 Meanwhile... You misspell "language"... Hahahahahaha

[@Corinthians_verse12]

This scene was hilarious

[@Freewarrior2]

@@bensisko4651 that's what made it even funnier, the Sanford & Son music doesn't fit at all! 😂😂😂

[@h0m3st4r]

Half of the crooks: "Gross, man!" The other half: "This doesn't seem physically possible!"

[@Epiclyspeaking]

Like beating a man to death with his own skull

[@The.Stalker]

@@Epiclyspeaking I get that reference.

[@Epiclyspeaking]

@@The.Stalker Jimmy was a real good kid

[@misriahproductions6280]

@@Epiclyspeaking RVB reference?

[@deathb3rry]

The next half: "WHOLY SH&&^T"

[@royalarmy1837]

Hancock: I’m not locked in here with you, Ya’ll locked in here with me.

[@parenthesist7338]

ayy watchmen

[@VacadoRay]

Agent 47

[@ssmuikakarot6057]

I’ve heard that somewhere I can’t remember where tho

[@carloslunaramos7771]

Jerrick Thomas Watchmen

[@minhnhuttran2757]

Hitman

[@markula_4040]

I guess they assumed he lost his powers otherwise why allow himself to be put in jail?

[@abubakarkabir7069]

That’s what I thought of too

[@perfectlybalancedasallthin9319]

Or maybe they thought that their sheer numbers would just somehow overwhelm him? I mean, they did see or heard of him dragging a dozen other dudes chained to him.

[@MrBryan817]

Watch the movie first

[@Xannyphantom905]

see that's the thing, he allowed it, meaning he was still capable of doing whatever he wanted. then there's the part where he drags like 15 of em behind him by the cuffs

[@christianschoff2490]

@@Xannyphantom905 None of these guys saw that though. All they see is Hancock in jail and suddenly trying to be polite.

[@alejandrojimenez144]

Hancock: "Are you fellas sure you want to ride this train?" A soon to become human suppository: "choo choo a-hole"

[@j.m.8558]

Safe to say Hancock made some enemas-ahem-I mean enemies in there.

[@edschramm6757]

i dont think he actually got to finish the word, he got cut off partway through

[@jj-ce8bb]

@@j.m.8558 Well he put most of those criminals in there in the first place

[@lordBob87]

They became human-train anyway 🤣🤣🤣

[@t-greenrock404]

@@j.m.8558no no you had it right the first time 😂

[@ludonymous526]

Just to quote Rorschach: "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

[@M4A1_DELTA6]

awsome quote

[@ludonymous526]

@@M4A1_DELTA6 Thx.

[@carleevans0411]

I thought about that scene while watching this one! Awesome reference!!!

[@kyleheaser351boombaby]

One of the greatest scenes of film history. One of the best "super" hero characters too in my opinion. Loved how he took his fate like a man at the end of Watchmen. Rorschach the ultimate badass.

[@coolguy02536]

What would happen if Hancock and Rorschach were locked up together?

[@falcone7908]

He made a Centaur of those two guys.

[@Nani-zl8mq]

Verg for this comment alone you should win an oscar

[@fanboy3376]

Verg Aw man you already made a centaur joke.

[@NoneOfTheAbove123]

You, Sire, have my salute.

[@Kelly14UK]

Haha

[@937nate6]

He really did though if you pay attention.

[@thefaithslayer2553]

"Ya'll fellas sure you wanna ride this train?"

[@dirtydan36]

*choo choo assh--*

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

😏

[@aheccinlemon6879]

M. Narrator he doesn’t like that word

[@Chibisaiko]

The Demon slayer train arc gonna be LIT

[@diegoveloso3rd]

By train he meant the other guy's head

[@moridain]

"Hey, its superman. ... You know what we should do?" "Whats that..?" "Lets MUG EM!"

[@patrickd9551]

What are we? .... uggers WHAT are we we? MUGGERS and what do muggers DO? mug people 'caus weeeee aaaaaare muuuuuuggers !!!!!! *gurgle* (oh how i just love random internet references :)

[@chopstix396]

and I read that in the correct "voice"

[@johnrayordas]

*LETS. GO. MUG EM!*

[@justcinuy303]

For the kingdom and country

[@fishlivesmatter]

Hmmm, mustve been the wind

[@STLFANSS]

Now thats a pain in the ass.

[@MrBigfamily7]

no no no no

[@isaacjenkins762]

No just no

[@josiahp.6960]

*Seinfeld theme*

[@OceanMichaelShadow]

XD

[@stardude2006]

Nomad LOL

[@Monarchyman1]

The inmate crossing himself always makes me laugh for some reason.

[@themaynetitan]

Monarchyman1 where lol

[@SebastianMunoz]

2:15

[@jeebs9]

Everything it gets me dying laughing. I totally can see why. It's an act of God.

[@ssmuikakarot6057]

The facial expressions are funny

[@richardlloyd2589]

All the reactions were on point.

[@kingkea3451]

Judging by Hancock's face, I would guess he's never actually followed through with that threat before!

[@austinjones9276]

🤣 Looks like it! 🤣

[@swine13]

He had no choice - they forced his handcock

[@pkphantom]

Even he wasn't ready to see that, you can tell he regrets doing it even if he won't admit it aloud 🤣

[@memine8795]

He looked bored to me

[@h0m3st4r]

I'll bet he wondered if it was even physically possible.

[@peakofhumansociety1616]

Everyone in the prison: desperately screaming Subtitles: [applause]

[@brrrrr9999]

*checks closed captioning* 2:16 - [applause] well I'll be damned

[@user-bo1ej5im9t]

Deaf people 🤗🤗🤗🤗✋

[@t-greenrock404]

Why are you cheering me I’m wrong?

[@p0ppyfarr95]

John Hancock: The creator of the Human Centipede

[@ventus12312]

Trey Myles More like a centaur

[@FortuneDrake]

I was thinking a human centaur.

[@OMARALICRUZQUEVEDO]

but only first movie, when i tried see 2nd was not... good... i dont know... :/

[@davewalton7414]

Usher

[@erinwalker_tv]

Trey Myles chill

[@becorky]

When you bring your friends to fight the raid boss but he’s 50 levels above all of you.

[@SupereKrakersik]

Combined

[@oof-ih8ok]

riven is so damm annoying

[@dc6974]

D4v3 the demon 😂😂😂

[@flam1nxscorpi0n]

FIGHT FOREVER, GUARDIAN!

[@Niko-yl7nq]

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[@angelofsarcasm4924]

Dam, he did it raw with no lube too.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Angel of Sarcasm. That man's colon is like 50 shades of fucked up

[@JamalJay93]

No Vaseline

[@tkegger21]

Jamal Boatswain underrated

[@allenmckinney9533]

Angel of Sarcasm that was prison he probably had lube already.

[@herbetson1963]

Angel of Sarcasm it's called dry docking.

[@CeroMetralleta1]

I love the fact that while most prisoners immediately freaked out, there were those few that actually couldn’t accept what they just witnessed with their own eyes and just standing there 😭

[@goliathgar4985]

They thought Hancock was making a bluff with two inmates blocking his way, and when they saw that; they knew to never mess with him in the slammer or they could get the same treatment

[@Corristo89]

Sure, gang up on the guy who can fly at supersonic speeds, casually throw cars, smash through entire buildings, stop an entire freight train with a headbutt and survive being hit with heavy weapons without even noticing.

[@jimlamanna9712]

Corristo89 It's a really stupid movie to entertain douchebags. So, were you not entertained?

[@beluga2342]

@@jimlamanna9712 L

[@beluga2342]

@Christian Carlo Llobrera critical thinking isnt ur forte i see

[@IslamOriginal14]

@@jimlamanna9712 so what is a movie that isnt made to entertain douche bags?

[@IslamOriginal14]

@Christian Carlo Llobrera fearing God is wise bc in essence you fear your death. And when you fear God and death, you essentially believe you will be held accountable to the actions you committed during your life. So, that person in that frame of mind endures in life to please God. God is worthy of being feared guy

[@2_mutch]

2:20 Hancock face be like "I hate doing this shit but its the only way they gonna learn"

[@josuefairy]

JHDM 1997 Ewww Ok -Saitama

[@ericchanex40030]

JHDM 1997 it’s either the easy way or da hard way

[@TheVagolfer]

Admit it......we would all like to have the ability to do this once in our lives...…..just once.

[@Ryooken]

No, I have wanted many abilities, but that isn't one of them.

[@hypocritikill3205]

@@Ryooken you're the only person in the world who doesn't want super strength

[@Ryooken]

@@hypocritikill3205 this is true. I've always wanted telekinesis. I always thought the power of the Mind was much stronger than the power of the body. That's just me though. Being able to throw cars and trucks around at distance something by thinking about it always gave me a thrill.

[@Noname-xj3yn]

@@Ryooken Me too

[@austincarter7358]

Ryooken *Tips fedora*

[@NomnomJawsnomnom]

It's amazing to me how people throughout this movie just couldn't stop poking the bear. Like, its no secret that Hancock *really does* have superpowers. He's demonstrated them multiple times in front of massive amounts of witnesses, but these guys in jail are like "let's get 'im!"

[@timengineman2nd714]

As at least one guy replied, they probably thought he had lost his powers and therefor: REVENGE Time!

[@kegginstructure]

One has to consider that the guys in prison didn't get there by demonstrating intelligence.

[@joshuaselvig6832]

*the next morning* Inmates: “Good morning, Mr. Hancock. How are you doing today?? Can I get you anything??”

[@UnknownPerson-dr4jn]

Pretty sure it is more like " I prefer soliditary than that guy there whom shoved a poor guy's head up another guy's bum! No Way I am Staying In a Cell With Him Around! In Fact, Get Me Transfer Out Of Here, I Rather Be In Any Other Prison Than Being Here With Him!

[@memine8795]

Here's one: "Put me on death row right now, it would be mercy compared to that."

[@prisonmike3605]

2:18 that guy praying always got to me 😂😂😂

[@ezpzgz]

"God please save us!" haha

[@thepaultato3243]

shane marz 2:16* how can you correct someone and not even put the right time.

[@Boygamer0312]

@@ezpzgz hancock: I am your God now.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

You ever been to prison, Mike?

[@Ryooken]

Hey you would pray too if you were there.

[@hectorheathcote9495]

Hancock just invented the Human Centaur!

[@griffinhatchling]

This or next level human centipede.

[@4agewise120]

Help Hollering Human Centaur!

[@AndorRadnai]

The magnificent mantaur…

[@creamon_demon]

That's messed up but funny noice

[@jarrekmorganson7327]

2008 (colorized)

[@LucienYT]

The guy who crosses himself during the reaction pan had me dying laughing.

[@t900badbot]

When outnumbered by the enemy, swiftness of action and a display of overwhelming violence is necessary.

[@phuongvu527]

Cast a performance that stir men's heart

[@sddestroyabottt7518]

Taken literal in this case

[@randomfatalitiesCORP]

Art of war

[@LordZonar]

"Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO! ...UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"

[@demidog6049]

@@LordZonar ... what?

[@KARTOONOG]

The dude at 2:17 always had me dead asf and at 2:20 even Hancock is disgusted at what he's done. 😂😂😂😂

[@NikkoTheNeko]

KARTOON OG something tells me he's used that threat a lot but never actually done it lmao

[@leatherjackets92]

He's probably thinking "maybe I took this one too far"

[@gilang26060]

He did warn them and there ya go wish granted lol

[@jttekton]

**"Man,what have I done?"**

[@-fardeen9132]

1000th like btw

[@Yeskoll.]

Hancock: Human Centipede: *write that down, write that down...*

[@aceanonymous3647]

Thats disturbing

[@MANB91UK]

Fuuuuuu...

[@wobbers99]

Nice seg way lol

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

@@aceanonymous3647 Well for some people saddly things that are disturbing to others, for those people these things are masturbing.

[@jcout25]

Human Centipede: Lets one up Hancock on this one and turn it into a franchise...

[@linusas3850]

Imagine if he would've done this with Chris Rock at the Oscar's

[@thecrimsonwarlock5494]

In who a$$ ? His? 🤣

[@Young.reject19]

GOOD MF NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 u play too much

[@ludonymous526]

Well. But these jokes are now getting stale. What Will did was wrong, but he's now trying to redeem himself, and those jokes are now like beating a dead horse.

[@genocyber4842]

@@ludonymous526 nah they’re still funny get over it

[@ludonymous526]

@@genocyber4842 Well. But there's a limit.

[@russell5078084]

The big guy is going to be wearing a diaper the rest of his life.

[@blueflame4762]

Yep!

[@BuckingBadger]

Doubt it all that internal bleeding will kill him

[@willie417]

both of them die, soon after that

[@MageofSpaceGhost]

The guards must have had quite the field day...

[@herbetson1963]

Timeghost just guy inside of guy. happens inside prisons. Well instead of BBC its BBH. He did give head and he did eat his booty inside and out soo.... Lolz hahaaha

[@phillipwalling7470]

The Guards go "Nah, this is too funny. Give it A few more minutes."

[@zure6785]

Guards must have been placing bets on what he was going to do his first day in jail.

[@anthonydesroches785]

@@herbetson1963 that's so wrong lol

[@herbetson1963]

@@anthonydesroches785 so wrong but so right!

[@Roderickthegray]

That Hispanic dude praying like that😂

[@20TheGame09]

Goro Harumichi98 esta diablo

[@SabertoothedFrostbite]

I would be praying too if I saw that lol 😂

[@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty]

Doctor: so how did you get pink eye ? Inmate: talk to my therapist.

[@skymar813]

"Pink eye"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justinpang7948]

@@ordinarygamerz9844 medical condition

[@SVRBULLT]

😂😂😂

[@miggy629]

fun fact: that sound wasn’t his pants ripping.

[@surfin9481]

naw

[@GreatOldOne9866]

😳 😱 🤯 AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@concept5631]

Seems legit.

[@kegginstructure]

Entirely believable.

[@manjack235]

Oh jesus in heaven ... his a-hole tear apart...

[@whatwhat98]

It's like watching a bunch of crooks trying to gangup on a combined version of Batman and Superman. He has the strength of SM, and the attitude of BM. In the end, it's the same results for them

[@stevewyrick3400]

Hancock is the result of Batman and Superman either using the metamoran fusion technique, or using the Kai ear ring fusion.

[@chefbanjo8139]

Dude, this is the wrong scene to bring up "BM".

[@gedeyogam9096]

I dont think batman would do this

[@danieljackman6556]

@@gedeyogam9096 Batman literally cripples people for a living, I wouldnt put it past him honestly.

[@beluga2342]

why batman? hancock isnt an absolute genius... hes literally just ghetto superman without the eye lazers and frost breath

[@Menfhis24]

Bro his face at 2:21. Even he's disgusted at what he just did

[@adrianroque6990]

Menfhis24 I like to believe that's the first time he's ever actually done it and he's realizing just how wrong it is lmao

[@cauliflau6460]

@@adrianroque6990 ikr 😂

[@liluzipump9780]

You, me and one other person said the same thing

[@theoneandonlynoob4452]

Like how they played Sanford and Son theme at the end laughing my Ass off

[@ebeohpp]

Chris Rock got off pretty easy compared to those two guys.

[@ludonymous526]

Yeah. That's right.

[@Arkain7]

When I saw this in the theater I swear the entire room went wild for 5 minutes straight. I saw some black dudes jumped up in the front and practically fell to the floor laughing and yelling. "That's mah man! THATS MAH MAN!" I laughed more at their reaction then this scene.

[@worldisfilledb]

No they didn’t go wild for five minutes straight nice try tho lol

[@robertdevito5001]

Daniyal Choudhry Zahid idk, I watched Smokey and the Bandit in the theater a few years back, there was a standing ovation when Sheriff Justice first came on screen. If a 40 year old movie can do that a new movie might be able to get the room to bust out laughing. 5 minutes is more than a stretch, but people will clap, laugh, and cheer at the theater, very loudly too.

[@worldisfilledb]

@@robertdevito5001 five minutes nah lol

[@Cooky_McGee]

Your profile picture is staring into my white, milky soul, pls cease this...

[@AbhishekPatelab9]

I think the 5 minutes is to be taken rhetorically here. OP must've meant a very long time. Just a way of expression?

[@donaldwilliamson1227]

Damn...just, damn!!! I dont know who got it worse, the white guy or the black guy.

[@sirtimothy92]

The Asian guy

[@lubosmith]

the black guy that is just gross

[@mysticag7934]

Jimmy Bob 😂😂😂drop the soap

[@deadcool3227]

Yep

[@deadcool3227]

Yep

[@cryhavoc9748]

"Yes, this is the California Department of Corrections, we need a proctologist. It's an EMERGENCY!"

[@Patriot18S]

Cry Havoc whats the emergency sir

[@randybray3807]

You should win an Oscar for this.

[@housephone9090]

Gonna need an emergency surgeon

[@somebody3074]

I’m sure every prison has had to make that call at some point.

[@AlbertM170]

@@Dee_Nice89 you should win a Nobel Prize for that comment. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZoMTDU]

Those guys' egos were bigger than Hancock's strength to not kill them all

[@redcomment6768]

I don't wanna ruin your 69 tho

[@mj23allday247]

They always got the Latinos praying in these scenes 😂😂

[@manzi71]

As a Latino,if I just saw a man sticking another man head up someone’s ass,I will be praying too that he won’t mess with me!😂

[@DragonBlack199]

I mean Latinos are very religious so it’s no surprise there

[@mj23allday247]

@@manzi71 True dat

[@renatoreyes2817]

@@mj23allday247 let´s pray the padre nuestro

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

I’m not overly religious, but I’d have been praying......

[@firetopman]

This takes the "Beat up the biggest baddest guy in prison on the first day" rule into a hole other level.

[@ezakustam]

firetopman "hole"

[@NOW060]

and thus the pecking order was established "quick, fast and in a hurry" by a guy who simply wanted to go to his cell and be left alone :D

[@bldjln3158]

ezakustam it’s a pun

[@joshuabenitez3260]

I see what you did there

[@Fraggr92]

Guess so long as Hancock's in jail it's gonna have to be "Beat up the SECOND biggest baddest guy in prison on the first day"

[@NoName-rq8ec]

He gave a verbal warning, butt they didn’t listen.

[@haveatyou1]

So he tought those bums a lesson.

[@avianbuilds4420]

You literally tried to steal that comment.

[@haveatyou1]

@@avianbuilds4420 Grammatical error: You literally *stole* that comment.

[@ilbvlgari]

@@haveatyou1 He said "tried to steal", that's correct too.

[@sandrayazin3292]

@@ilbvlgari Exactly

[@seanm81416]

This would have been a great time to quote Rorschach. "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

[@roderickmurray4528]

You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You are locked in here with me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@memine8795]

Accurate in this situation

[@chriswelcome8102]

1:34 This guy is trying so hard to look scary he just looks like a damn fool

[@micahbell2439]

He was touched from hancock's speech

[@amirulakmal5140]

That's the look when you scared of Hancock but had to do it because others were doing it

[@robertdevito5001]

Chris Welcome he looks like he’s about to cry. Might be what the other guy said, he’s terrified of Hancock and doesn’t want to do this, but since the others are doing it he’s stuck doing it too.

[@aarongreenfield9038]

Looks like he's trying to push out the biggest dump in his life.

[@estevan7000]

you forgot at 1:25 that dude showing off his muscles

[@shezziesbaby]

Note to all the convicts in the prison. Hancock only lost his freedom, not his super powers

[@10Peter25]

He really didn't even lose his freedom. He gave it up willingly.

[@GreySchezwan]

More like he took a vacation from freedom. Turn the Prison into a resort inn. Free food and living quarters.

[@Rkenton48]

they don't strike me as smart enough to read.

[@IrwanSyah-hv3fb]

i bet to differ. remember when he jumped out of the fence to get a ball and then jumped back into the prison area. he basically went into the prison for vacation. haha

[@nodeloliver6201]

That entire cell block needed therapy afterwards.

[@jacobfreeman8198]

i mean would you after seeing that??

[@waflletoast11]

Me too

[@thetowerofbabble6307]

Particularly the guy who got his head stuck in the but. I mean, who knows just how filthy and unwashed that but was.

[@sixstringvoodoo]

Chris Rock better be glad he just got the slap.

[@Kaurdi]

When you're level 100 in skyrim and get put in a level 10 jail

[@animedarkskingod]

Bruh swearr

[@xjayydope_]

😂😂😂

[@jacobfreeman8198]

ok that one made me laugh not bad

[@danrion8839]

This is why it's called HEADBUTT.

[@kokobean5921]

..... I ain’t even mad about that Pun.

[@XDjorgeXDful]

English joke

[@doomgang2541]

What an asshat.

[@yahyaibnmartey7626]

😂😂😂

[@xjayydope_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheGiggleWarehouse]

Lol you know, I'm not a doctor...... I'm just guessing there isn't oxygen inside a human colon...

[@elizabethhempel8533]

And if he farts?

[@midget48]

Ali Mohammed Dib r/thanksihateit

[@deathswitch2008]

Ali Mohammed Dib Or something worse...

[@rado3880]

Farts are some sort of oxygen. 😂

[@l0remipsum991]

lots of methane

[@damachine3]

I know it's just a movie but I still don't understand what the hell those guys were thinking when they're basically facing Superman.

[@mohammadfurkanmir7934]

there's a comment in the comment section by Raymond Morgan that might explain this... "Earlier in the guard break room: Hey guys, let's tell all the inmates that Hancock lost all his powers, gonna be hilarious."

[@MrRjh63]

Tbh if most of the guys in prison took a min to think before they took action they wouldnt be there in the first place. Alot of them in the movie and in real life live by impulse and not planning.

[@airiakizuki5592]

criminals have egos and clouded judgement. probably mistakenly thought their numbers mattered

[@jerrytravis4044]

They thought that they could prove him wrong when he said what was gonna happen if those two big guys didn't move out of the way.

[@stygian5309]

@@mohammadfurkanmir7934 That does not explain anything. It's just a fan theory and a funny joke they made. These inmates were just plain stupid and did not know any better. Lol. They felt themselves better and bigger than the other person, especially since Hancock was new. That is how it goes in life, usually, with people not knowing any better. I would not count prison as an exception. Most people these days react rather than respond, and it costs them

[@3lttlbrds]

The Sanford and Son theme song was just icing on an epic scene

[@laannw4263]

Sanford

[@3lttlbrds]

@@laannw4263 thanks. Corrected.

Fred G Sanford

[@jbohnoff]

Why the Sanford and Son theme? I don't remember Fred Sanford threatening to shove heads up someone's butt.

[@10Peter25]

@@jbohnoff Think of it instead as Quincy Jones's "Streetbeater".

[@Hibernicus1968]

You know, I'm pretty sure the dude who got his head stuffed in would suffocate before the docs in the infirmary could manage to extract him.

[@staggeringbeauty9635]

Or he breathes his farts

[@markusallen102]

staggering beauty , I’m honestly not sure which is worse

[@BigDrewISBOSS]

I feel bad for the doctor. Think about his wife at dinner asking him how his day was lol

[@henryblake9183]

I'd be more concerned by the fact his skull was probably smashed into confetti.

[@memine8795]

@keepnitreel 4me the first male to ever get a c section, and the doctor starts getting used to seeing injuries like this on a day to day basis

[@jshadowhunter]

This movie had so much potential. it's a pitty the 2nd half falls on its face.

[@masterstepz9800]

That's because the movie tries to take itself to seriously. The first half of the movie sets the second half to fail, because the first half is comedic. Second half gets all dark all of the sudden. Hancock's origin would've been better left a mystery, but they ruin it with the partner story. And that ending...😩

[@potato1341]

Turmoil yeah, they had a fatal error. They made this guy, realised he had literally no weakness, no competition and was severely hindered by their attempt to give him a weakness

[@Mcgriffin67]

It's always the big wigs at these movie companies that screw the movie up. This movie could've totally been about Hancock understanding the responsibility inherent in having such incredible powers but the execs look at the script and say "Where's the big fight at the end? Audiences love big fights at the end? Where's the bad guy? There has to be a bad guy. Audiences love bad guys."

[@masterstepz9800]

@@Mcgriffin67 They needed a reason to use the blonde chick in the movie. She was obviously expensive.

[@Mcgriffin67]

@@masterstepz9800 listen here my friend, I have no issue with Charlize Theron. Her story arch was a little crazy but I like Ms. Theron.

[@Antunes762]

So.... The slap was only 0.023% of his power...

[@davidbolha]

😂👌

[@EAprima]

This could have been an awesome movie if they excluded the love and spiritual love aspect to it. I.e. the first half of the movie was great until the girl came in.

[@expfighter5112]

ooooohhh how could you not LOVE Charlize Theron coming into the scene as a badass?

[@EAprima]

@@expfighter5112 Ah. Remember, I said the "love" aspect of the movie was the issue. She could still come in as a badass but the whole love writing angle made the movie almost collapse. I.e. bad writing.

[@BijinMCMXC]

EAprima The love aspect didn’t hurt the movie. The execution of it and poor writing in general and lack of chemistry between Charlize and Will hurt the movie. The whole premise of the movie was actually very good and interesting and unique. Ultimately the right actors weren’t chosen for the story. I thought it was a weird pairing and Charlize’s performance was pretty uninspiring. Will’s was also meh.

[@jeusgarcia6423]

EAPRIMA, 100% AGREED.

[@s.a.8548]

I hate when they force bad romance down our throats. Like your story can be complete without a "soul mate".

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Hey this guy is bulletproof and made of iron, right? Yeah we can take him.

[@kosofi]

Maybe they assumed he lost his powers Otherwise why allowed him to be put in jail, right? “I know this is 6 months ago but idc”

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

@@kosofi you could be right.

[@soldaluz3116]

@@kosofi makes sense

[@jttekton]

2:20 Hancock: *jesus christ,what have I done?*

[@patrickdezenzio4988]

More like, "I didn't think he could take it standing up":-)

[@Luis-be9mi]

Gave the inmates a good reason to leave you alone?

[@danangarifwidodo]

Will after smack chris...

[@RealAnt86]

I’ll bet the audience reactions for this were crazy back then.

[@zmane39mgs]

Lots of shouting in disbelief mixed with hysterical laughter 🤣🤣🤣 it was a golden moment that you just can’t get watching a movie from home lol

[@RealAnt86]

zmane39 😂

[@Luis-be9mi]

When I watched at the theater, someone in the crowd yelled out: Look on the bright side! You’re loosened up for the next guy to use!

[@DSG_Grizzly05]

@@Luis-be9mi bruh

[@vidguy2004]

2008 was the year, dude! XD

[@ZappoNinja]

Gonna be honest, that guy likely lost some of his ability to walk after that.

[@roadhouse6999]

He probably wouldn't even have been able to stand, let alone retain consciousness. That kind of pain does a number on you.

[@zmane39mgs]

Or a limp at least 🤣

[@snakeeyes2551]

@@dhruvkullolli8527 I think both of them probably died. One probably died from suffocating and the other probably died from internal bleeding.

[@scudger99]

No problem taking a large dump though.

[@lucifer6966]

I find it amusing that while he likes to use that threat quite often, this was likely the first time he actually followed through with it. Hancock's face at 2:20 is so full of disgust. Even so then imagine the prison trying to explain the emergency to whoever has to separate them.

[@kingmfcarter5237]

Doc: what hàppened Garde: thay fucked with the Rong motherfucker Doc: oh

[@ruthlesschihuahua6029]

The funniest part about this scene are the inmates reaction 😂😂😂

[@pigeon3423]

Hancock is the only person immune in the shower after he drops the soap

[@memine8795]

Probably because nobody wants to piss him off

[@Jack1994hoo]

He can cut your d*CK off with a butt clench.

[@vappyvap8814]

Literally Rorschach. "I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

[@memine8795]

And I thought he was brutal

[@miracon000fez]

Thanks for that you're awesome

[@kevin850406]

I just like how even he is disgusted by the scene ""I know it won't look good, but this is way more disturbing than I pictured it..."

[@Hei_Darkfire]

Yeah. He just looks like "I never wanted to ACTUALLY have to do this..."

[@Ixions]

1:36 "That ain't gonna happen" -some guy two rows back

[@kingsin8362]

i love how tough they act and then fast forward to the guy praying😂😂

[@jabberwocker6305]

When the reply, "Choo Choo" is a bad choice of words.

[@SkinBones41]

If i saw this in jail, ima transfer out that same day‼ GUARD 😂😂😂😂

[@lewisalvarez2859]

Bonez20 Soprano BIG FELLA WHY ARE YOU ON THE YARD WHILE HES STILL ON HARD

[@sirtimothy92]

Short temper superman liked super hero ey? Let's go and make him mad, nothing will definitely go wrong. EVER!!!

[@AlexUzmann]

Lol how did they all forget he had superpowers

[@toomanyaccounts]

average iq of prisoners is 85.

[@Arcticgod3535]

It's a typical tough guy routine they intimidate and antagonize a person especially if they don't want to fight and that is enough to make them want to pick that fight, but the moment THE VERY SECOND the one that doesn't want to fight lashes in retaliation their bravado is immediately lost and you see them for the cowards they really are.

[@TimedRevolver]

He was in jail. They probably figured he lost his powers, since that's the only way they think he could be locked up.

[@woomyzooms3781]

toomanyaccounts more like 50

[@dyowzhars9400]

@@toomanyaccounts More like lazy writting.

[@alo1543]

Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?

[@sovietmilk2674]

A**hole

[@timstephens5893]

@TATTOO VAMPIRE1966 And it hurts to Poot Poot

[@cerberusgaming3515]

A wise man once said "choo-choo assho-...."

[@cancolakoglu4355]

Hancock's face was like "Damn! even i thought i wouldnt be able to do that?!"

[@Jhertzog83]

"I want a proctologist standing by." "A WHAT?" "You heard me, the best you can find."

[@Jarock316]

Ah, The Mask reference.

[@fireboltzer0634]

Ten years later and it's still funny🤣

[@burtonwilliams5355]

I never laughed so hard when the theme music from ''Sanford and Son'' came on !

[@ceazinyoutube9108]

That's my show right there

[@aarongreenfield9038]

And the reason they played that song, is because they were all a bunch of big dummies for challenging Hancock.

[@burtonwilliams5355]

@@aarongreenfield9038 and they LOST !! L O L

[@burtonwilliams5355]

@@pervysage4392 I did also loved that show.

[@themanwhobrowses]

They just learned the horrifying Nightmare that Hancock isn’t trapped in a prison with them, they’re trapped in a prison with Hancock.

[@johnivantaro6684]

Legend has it that the big man's farts never made a sound again.

[@thunderbirdizations]

Nor did his number 2s xD

[@tidjydesiree8586]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marionpartlow7385]

Hilarious!!!!!

[@smilesthenarrator]

Whole new meaning of “eating booty”

[@medjed-boi897]

More like the booty eating you

[@Artorion]

@@medjed-boi897 Both of these comments killed me lmao

[@risingabovelife3996]

I'm sure this where the inspiration and idea for "THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE" movie came from

[@Truhandle91]

The inspiration for the human centipede was Josef mengele and his experiments during ww2

[@lamoo0286]

This movie came out after the human centipede. So in a way, they copied the human centipede, not the other way around.

[@risingabovelife3996]

@@Truhandle91 ahh great, Here I go again down another deep rabbit hole on the google search query. WW2 here I come

[@foosblood24]

"Ya'll fellas sure you wanna ride this train?"

[@electricalcoconut979]

"Choo choo"

[@scottwpilgrim]

Every inmate "HOLY SHIEEEET!!"

[@keanucooper2103]

On the booard!

[@helloitsokyrago]

@Javert Boudreau aggressive cloth ripping ? I thought something else ripping sound

[@streetking9772]

The music in that scene is priceless: Colors by Ice-T, The Sanford & Son theme song. Classic!