Hand Simulator with Tanks and GoKarts and Bob and Wade

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Markiplier

Markiplier

Күн бұрын

It's 3am and I'm too tired to write a description. We play hand simulator and there's tanks and go karts and bob and wade are there too. I made the thumbnail in about 2 minutes I'm sorry. I'll update it when I get some sleep.

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@cupidarchive
@cupidarchive 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm coming for youseEEE" *Yancy intensified*
@yamz8831
@yamz8831 4 жыл бұрын
I literally came to the comments to see if anyone has said this XD
@alistersimms7856
@alistersimms7856 4 жыл бұрын
*"I don't wanna be fre-"*
@shuyuwang6122
@shuyuwang6122 4 жыл бұрын
Leave me in luxury
@painoman5083
@painoman5083 3 жыл бұрын
See the funny thing is that Wade actually did kill himself, he went so far forward into Bob’s tank that his barrel pushed the fire lever on Bob’s tank back and died
@Corbin4306
@Corbin4306 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but then wouldn't that also happen to Wade's tank?
@lunasagaming5801
@lunasagaming5801 3 жыл бұрын
@@Corbin4306 depends on if bob's barrel hit the lever as well
@intenseavarice34
@intenseavarice34 2 жыл бұрын
@@Flurquoise This is even more amazing since this means that Wade, in that instance, exposed a bug that would have most likely gone unnoticed. Players can move parts on other players tanks.
@intenseavarice34
@intenseavarice34 2 жыл бұрын
@@Flurquoise This is quite telling then, because it means that the way the devs coded their bullets is a raycast starting from the beginning of the tanks barrel or a Game Object with the same spawn point... curious - w- maybe they couldn't have fixed this glitch? XD
@TheGentleman104
@TheGentleman104 2 жыл бұрын
@@intenseavarice34 kinda like if you're dead in grenade toss,you can push around the grenades of the other people.
@loveisblind1723
@loveisblind1723 3 жыл бұрын
“e n d me” “thats n o t me” i felt that
@justanotakuandasinglemom5355
@justanotakuandasinglemom5355 2 жыл бұрын
11 year old emo?
@the42ndguy44
@the42ndguy44 2 жыл бұрын
This is at 6:18
@dragonbournee5270
@dragonbournee5270 2 жыл бұрын
you what?
@loveisblind1723
@loveisblind1723 2 жыл бұрын
you huh
@miniMozzie_
@miniMozzie_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@justanotakuandasinglemom5355 no. you 11 year old emo?
@k0dabeat117
@k0dabeat117 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life, that fucking seen when Mark loses his wheel killed me
@noramorosini6760
@noramorosini6760 3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like your comment but then saw its at 69 likes so you're welcome
@gabriellende7421
@gabriellende7421 2 жыл бұрын
i died when wade went to the roof
@killerwolfpack
@killerwolfpack 2 жыл бұрын
Scene* seen is the past tense of saw
@Toaster2332
@Toaster2332 2 жыл бұрын
@@killerwolfpack past participle*
@mgb2568
@mgb2568 2 жыл бұрын
Bro , I laughed so hard I couldn’t even breathe
@mmortimus
@mmortimus 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line ever: Physics be damned, bones be damned, and FUCK EVERYTHING
@melvinlovesyou_
@melvinlovesyou_ 2 жыл бұрын
32:40
@ollievalentine127
@ollievalentine127 2 жыл бұрын
nice pfp:)
@mmortimus
@mmortimus Жыл бұрын
@@ollievalentine127 thank you
@DatFemmy
@DatFemmy Жыл бұрын
Yes
@thetavernofchaos9418
@thetavernofchaos9418 Жыл бұрын
@@melvinlovesyou_ thanks
@heatherrockwell9012
@heatherrockwell9012 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm right next to you." "I know you are but what am I?!"
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if genius or brainless
@jeezuhskriste5759
@jeezuhskriste5759 3 жыл бұрын
@@quantumblauthor7300 both
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeezuhskriste5759 a brain so wrinkled it's smooth
@jeezuhskriste5759
@jeezuhskriste5759 3 жыл бұрын
@@Redbikemaster if a hill is too large, a man standing at the top could mistake it for plains
@StomeAura
@StomeAura 2 жыл бұрын
@@Redbikemaster A brain so wrinkled that his wrinkles are microscopic, rendering it smooth?
@DJdoppIer
@DJdoppIer 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every time Mark goes over the bridge in the GoKart his right arm convulses like it's *_possessed by a thousand demons on cocaine._*
@aike1354
@aike1354 2 жыл бұрын
Why must the Bridge be haunted
@aike1354
@aike1354 2 жыл бұрын
No,
@aike1354
@aike1354 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the steering wheel
@meepnope4389
@meepnope4389 2 жыл бұрын
Micheal Reeves has entered the chat.
@roadbreach
@roadbreach 2 жыл бұрын
That's the best analogy I've seen for something.
@conflictbrooks
@conflictbrooks 2 жыл бұрын
13:11 Mark's quiet and slow humming of "Flight of the Valkyries" while he searches for Bob is partially funny and partially terrifying.
@lukeemia8672
@lukeemia8672 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen him snipe tho
@messyalien5164
@messyalien5164 2 жыл бұрын
@@lukeemia8672 that snipe tho
@loki4807
@loki4807 2 жыл бұрын
terrifyingly hilarious
@wubblebubbleball5433
@wubblebubbleball5433 2 жыл бұрын
@fire guy actually subjective
@D3ATHGAM3R102
@D3ATHGAM3R102 Жыл бұрын
the fact that you find this man terrifying, if I saw him, coming at me, in an alley with a knife, I would pull out my budget self defense items and protect myself
@weird_ghostix3889
@weird_ghostix3889 4 жыл бұрын
6:17 “e n d m e” “that’s not me”
@rajpalbhatia1715
@rajpalbhatia1715 3 жыл бұрын
@Connor Dean LMAO
@donovanjoseph737
@donovanjoseph737 3 жыл бұрын
*”it’s a new day”*
@loveisblind1723
@loveisblind1723 3 жыл бұрын
i felt that
@TheAguspriyono
@TheAguspriyono 3 жыл бұрын
@Connor Dean LMFAO
@CocoChico19
@CocoChico19 3 жыл бұрын
Me to God after I wanted to die but he took my dogs instead :')
@Mabra51
@Mabra51 4 жыл бұрын
*"I've got both balls firmly grasped."* _-Wade, 2019_
@sirrandal3507
@sirrandal3507 4 жыл бұрын
F I R M L Y G R A S P I T
@Dingus_Khaan
@Dingus_Khaan 4 жыл бұрын
"I can't fondle the balls after the ready button, but before the ready button I'm god." -also Wade, 2019
@sweethoneymelo9160
@sweethoneymelo9160 4 жыл бұрын
"I can't fondle the balls" -Also Wade, 2019
@messyalien5164
@messyalien5164 3 жыл бұрын
Puts da lotion on yer skin, or else ye get de hose again
@Scp--op7ub
@Scp--op7ub 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this seem like cursed comments material
@emma.dessureau
@emma.dessureau 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Bob saying “I have full control of my tank already, where are you dumbasses?” perfectly encapsulates the whole 3 peens dynamic
@angiewu8294
@angiewu8294 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm like the UN, I'm just here to observe, not participatin- GOTTEM."
@drago6416
@drago6416 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao😂
@KingDerpy13
@KingDerpy13 2 жыл бұрын
Just like the simulations.
@amethyst1989
@amethyst1989 4 жыл бұрын
*”oh you sweet succulent baby”* “Not the words I wanted to use”
@dragonminded9157
@dragonminded9157 4 жыл бұрын
When does Wade EVER use desirable words...?
@Tilaic
@Tilaic 4 жыл бұрын
but which word, is the wrong word
@mrjohnjohn1219
@mrjohnjohn1219 4 жыл бұрын
Basically wade in every video 😂
@ilkakonst8052
@ilkakonst8052 4 жыл бұрын
“Its like a artillery on wheels!” -Big Brain -Markiplier
@santsa9042
@santsa9042 4 жыл бұрын
stop
@TexelGuy
@TexelGuy 4 жыл бұрын
So World of Tanks would be called... World of Artillery on Wheels
@thebeanz6593
@thebeanz6593 4 жыл бұрын
The 2019 thing is really anoyying just stop
@letzplayosaurus
@letzplayosaurus 4 жыл бұрын
Big brain time
@lingering8585
@lingering8585 4 жыл бұрын
There different classes of tanks artillery types become stationary when firing due to the recoil
@lantcm613
@lantcm613 2 жыл бұрын
Wade screaming “Where am I?! Aaaaaaah!” At 30:05 Sounded like he was genuinely terrified.
@nickgeekstar3236
@nickgeekstar3236 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for timestamping that! I was searching for this part it almost literally makes me die laughing
@TheDankNootTF2
@TheDankNootTF2 2 жыл бұрын
That moment always gets me! Thanks fore the timestamp!
@loganshumaker2269
@loganshumaker2269 Жыл бұрын
This is what true fear sounds like
@finnhobart9100
@finnhobart9100 2 жыл бұрын
The genuine tears in the eyes happiness that Wade experiences when he finally manages to actually play in the tank game is slightly heartwarming, but mostly amusing.
@miketrapper0464
@miketrapper0464 Жыл бұрын
The tank game actually looks like the most playable hand simulator
@mochaautumn9331
@mochaautumn9331 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: Finally turns left “OH YOU SWEET SUCCULENT BABY”
@barns612
@barns612 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not decided on if that's insinuating food, regular, or child porn
@barns612
@barns612 4 жыл бұрын
not what I meant but ok
@kingfordvr5863
@kingfordvr5863 4 жыл бұрын
Sally Sue wait, the holy grail Isn’t that the movie that has “ it’s just a flesh wound” part in it
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingfordvr5863 Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies
@cpt.cuckmeals4332
@cpt.cuckmeals4332 4 жыл бұрын
@@barns612 what if it's all three
@brickmastere5535
@brickmastere5535 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm sorry, I'm having an existential crisis in my GoKart!"
@Littleppeeeeni69696
@Littleppeeeeni69696 3 жыл бұрын
Brickmaster E it’s Todoroki😂
@SallySue9725
@SallySue9725 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw him flipping out in his go kart I laughed so hard! 😂
@cupcakkefather
@cupcakkefather 3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@briezeee
@briezeee 2 жыл бұрын
Why did wade at 15:01 make me emotional? Him going “this is the best moment of my day” made me wanna hug him so bad
@NukelearFallout
@NukelearFallout 5 ай бұрын
He even said best moment of his life
@Samuel-ku1qb
@Samuel-ku1qb 2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes the kids fires back!" is such a mood. Especially in a game of tanks.
@knightofaudio
@knightofaudio 4 жыл бұрын
Lixian must have "Mark forgot to show the game again" as a premade asset by this point :P
@toxityandsketch2131
@toxityandsketch2131 4 жыл бұрын
OK im just asking this cause I just recently got back into watching mark has that thing popped up more than once or something?
@knightofaudio
@knightofaudio 4 жыл бұрын
@@toxityandsketch2131 he just had a run where he kept leaving the game offscreen during streaming, so Lixian kept having to let us know that :P
@toxityandsketch2131
@toxityandsketch2131 4 жыл бұрын
@@knightofaudio ohhh gotcha thank you
@elijahcusrex7766
@elijahcusrex7766 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@flameyboy4184
@flameyboy4184 4 жыл бұрын
“I fear no man, but that thing”: *Mark in a tank* “it scares me”
@evantambolang3052
@evantambolang3052 3 жыл бұрын
That's not a tank, but a tractor with cannon.
@kirimasamai3448
@kirimasamai3448 3 жыл бұрын
abit late but Mark would be the one person that could snipe others with that from hundreds of miles away
@AgentGaming07
@AgentGaming07 3 жыл бұрын
Tf2 reference.... *IS NICE*
@clayinator7286
@clayinator7286 3 жыл бұрын
Some say he is still riding that tank
@feliciaa525
@feliciaa525 3 жыл бұрын
nice tf2 meme
@nomanssky101
@nomanssky101 Жыл бұрын
29:55 Bob: "If I get anywhere near the bridge I just fucksplode." Wade: "WHÆRE ÆM I!??! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
@chasityhaynes6284
@chasityhaynes6284 3 жыл бұрын
Every hand simulator Wade: screaming and cussing in frusteration Bob and Mark: fighting like children
@alleymercuryway7777
@alleymercuryway7777 2 жыл бұрын
copied-
@Ljeva
@Ljeva 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: actually having fun while playing Hand Simulator Everyone: *Wait that’s illegal*
@sleepykitty8918
@sleepykitty8918 4 жыл бұрын
Me: O_O
@wisteria3963
@wisteria3963 4 жыл бұрын
I almost didnt wanna like this comment bc the number was perfect: 696
@thebananaboater2339
@thebananaboater2339 4 жыл бұрын
*I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK*
@chubsieee
@chubsieee 4 жыл бұрын
*THATS NOT WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO*
@kirinnarukami4016
@kirinnarukami4016 4 жыл бұрын
meanwhile in the description: *dead*
@OGtinawolf
@OGtinawolf 4 жыл бұрын
GREATEST thing Bob has ever said: "I'm like the United Nations. I'm just here to observe but I'm not gonna participate"
@unculturedswine5583
@unculturedswine5583 4 жыл бұрын
Everything Bob says is the greatest
@loz2590
@loz2590 4 жыл бұрын
American imperialism: *I'ma bout to end this man's whole career*
@dylanschmeichel2008
@dylanschmeichel2008 4 жыл бұрын
@@loz2590 lol nice
@jacobreed7440
@jacobreed7440 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@literallyDH
@literallyDH 4 жыл бұрын
17:36
@truthtoliveby600
@truthtoliveby600 3 жыл бұрын
Final Score for Tank Battle Mark: 13 Wade: 3 Bob: 12
@williamnewman3626
@williamnewman3626 Жыл бұрын
Marks snipe tho
@MasquedJustice
@MasquedJustice Жыл бұрын
14:45 Ah, yes, the Phantom Menace, now staring Mark as Maul, Bob as Qui-Gon, and Wade as Obi-Wan
@Spunkysock
@Spunkysock 10 ай бұрын
Qui-Bob and Obi-Wade
@gasslegun2
@gasslegun2 8 ай бұрын
​@@Spunkysockand maurk
@confused_lost_introvert1725
@confused_lost_introvert1725 4 жыл бұрын
The bridge: -exists- Arm: *its time to get f u n k y*
@kingfordvr5863
@kingfordvr5863 4 жыл бұрын
*H E G R O O V I N*
@barns612
@barns612 4 жыл бұрын
I've been lafing for 10 minutes strait
@hmmtoes3647
@hmmtoes3647 4 жыл бұрын
*Everybody clap you’re hands. Clap, clap clap your hands.*
@barns612
@barns612 4 жыл бұрын
DEUS VULT INFIDELL
@yeettoast777
@yeettoast777 4 жыл бұрын
Cha cah slide Intensifies
@safeeggs5520
@safeeggs5520 4 жыл бұрын
I like how "frames" just became their inside joke ever since fishing simulator
@yanray-
@yanray- 4 жыл бұрын
More like the grenade one
@elijahmacfarland9000
@elijahmacfarland9000 4 жыл бұрын
remember, the safety word is "frames"
@logancressy2259
@logancressy2259 4 жыл бұрын
It would appear so much if mark played warframe with them
@kasedlynherring3856
@kasedlynherring3856 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Yeah Mark:FRAMES FRAMES FRAMESS FRAAAAMEESSSS Bob And Wade:*dieing of laughter* Me: *alreadly ded
@SallySue9725
@SallySue9725 4 жыл бұрын
Nicolette Hilke oh do you mind me asking what locked on target is a throwback too? I’ve been subscribed for about 6 months now so I probably haven’t seen the video your talking about.
@shadophaxx2401
@shadophaxx2401 3 жыл бұрын
“Just pull and Go right!” “ î ūñdêrštæńd thë jįśt œf it mŷ frīėñd”
@robtheone2689
@robtheone2689 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@nukaberry447
@nukaberry447 2 жыл бұрын
@@robtheone2689 5:51
@Guile_The_Exile
@Guile_The_Exile 2 жыл бұрын
I love Wade lmfao
@afand6149
@afand6149 2 ай бұрын
Truly underrated quote
@kelseycolter4970
@kelseycolter4970 2 жыл бұрын
15:22 "I killed God, what does that make me?" IS SUCH A RAW LINE WHAT
@Fire_of756
@Fire_of756 4 жыл бұрын
"One of you is just inside of me and I don't like it." -Bob, 2019.
@loz2590
@loz2590 4 жыл бұрын
Ehhh, Bob has said worse
@painfulguess9429
@painfulguess9429 4 жыл бұрын
wade couldnt fondle the balls
@curtisleblanc5897
@curtisleblanc5897 4 жыл бұрын
"I touched you and everything went wrong." - Mark, 2019
@ianvue5594
@ianvue5594 4 жыл бұрын
After talking to ur ex...
@ThePlaguedOutlaw
@ThePlaguedOutlaw 4 жыл бұрын
-Jared From Sooubway
@curtisleblanc5897
@curtisleblanc5897 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePlaguedOutlaw Sooubway*
@ThePlaguedOutlaw
@ThePlaguedOutlaw 4 жыл бұрын
Curtis LeBlanc my bad I fixed it
@curtisleblanc5897
@curtisleblanc5897 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePlaguedOutlaw G000000000000000d.
@ryanmattia433
@ryanmattia433 4 ай бұрын
Somehow Mark forgetting to put the game up, the game erupting into panic, and then him bringing it up mid panic with everything continuing to spiral just made it 10x funnier.
@nateharvey1300
@nateharvey1300 10 ай бұрын
26:37 Bob’s rapid breathing combined with Mark’s arm takes me out every time
@i_see_u_0_0wweee99
@i_see_u_0_0wweee99 4 жыл бұрын
When they said tanks, I wasn’t expecting literal tractors with cannons lol
@claytoncastel
@claytoncastel 4 жыл бұрын
Google the Bob Semple tank its a ww2 tank that was legit a tractor underneath
@Randomgamer-di3ow
@Randomgamer-di3ow 4 жыл бұрын
Lol reminds me of Toxin Tractors in CnC generals
@oaksynia7353
@oaksynia7353 4 жыл бұрын
@@claytoncastel it was so good that the Japanese is too scared to invade new Zealand
@thatguy.mp7950
@thatguy.mp7950 4 жыл бұрын
I will be turning my john deer 110 into a tank after it has served its final lawn.
@plague6566
@plague6566 4 жыл бұрын
DIY Dads: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
@smallboi8003
@smallboi8003 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I touched you and everything went wrong Bob: I regret touching you
@letzplayosaurus
@letzplayosaurus 4 жыл бұрын
THAT WHAT SHE SAID
@CharmCaster
@CharmCaster 4 жыл бұрын
22:12 one of you is just inside of me and i dont like it
@ferrari43able
@ferrari43able 4 жыл бұрын
*Flashbacks to Markiplier's Magic Touch*
@Demoknightf2
@Demoknightf2 2 жыл бұрын
I like how in the first half of tanks, mark and bob were having epic fights and wade was just like "alright i guess were going this way now"
@Idk-ld8wy
@Idk-ld8wy 3 жыл бұрын
The shear happiness Wade had when he killed Mark just wow 🥺
@booga9584
@booga9584 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Beginner-Pro Bob: Trained-Pro Wade: Paralyzed Paraplegic
@peterson7082
@peterson7082 4 жыл бұрын
Paralyzed Panzerlied Paraplegic.
@tatezuccolo549
@tatezuccolo549 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tkhunter4999
@tkhunter4999 4 жыл бұрын
I 100% believe this post.
@TanyaSapien
@TanyaSapien 4 жыл бұрын
FRAMES
@hopoffmydick9574
@hopoffmydick9574 4 жыл бұрын
Nah switch Mark and Bob, he was the best at the tanks
@rhnnsm21
@rhnnsm21 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: "LEFT! YES, LEFT!! Oh, you sweet, succulent baby..." Mark and Bob: *Confused silence with a hint of concern* Wade: "Not the words I wanted to use..."
@SarcasticCupcake223
@SarcasticCupcake223 4 жыл бұрын
7:58 in case someone out there wants to know the timestamp in the future.
@AzguardMike
@AzguardMike 2 жыл бұрын
that 6:20 "end me...." was brilliant. He had lost hope.
@DatFemmy
@DatFemmy Жыл бұрын
"Thats not me"
@thehorrorarcadepreductions9451
@thehorrorarcadepreductions9451 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Shoots Bob's tank thinking it was Wade's* Mark: *Sees Wade's tank close to Bob's*
@negfida6741
@negfida6741 4 жыл бұрын
"Can we have MarioKart?" "We have MarioKart at home." MarioKart at home:
@Jayberisk3793
@Jayberisk3793 3 жыл бұрын
Markiokart
@ieatchildren7863
@ieatchildren7863 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, this is better than mariokart
@Jeffbonfro
@Jeffbonfro 3 жыл бұрын
The carts and the tanks both fit this.
@Guile_The_Exile
@Guile_The_Exile 2 жыл бұрын
Nah more like "World of Tanks: Great Value Addition"
@etienneleroi9515
@etienneleroi9515 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey now don't be mean," says Bob as he shoots Wade. Mark: "Like a parent disciplining a child." Bob: "You know, how parents shoot their children with their tank!" Wade shoots Bob: "Sometimes the kids fire back!"
@lionking9601
@lionking9601 11 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@sunshineholtzlander5593
@sunshineholtzlander5593 10 ай бұрын
​@@lionking960118:35
@lionking9601
@lionking9601 10 ай бұрын
@@sunshineholtzlander5593 Saw it, funny af
@nascargod78
@nascargod78 3 жыл бұрын
5:53 That moment was so funny, a spoonful of the DQ Blizzard went up my nose from the back side and ruined my vocal cords. Yet again.
@aerocryption
@aerocryption 3 жыл бұрын
Me:The test shouldn’t be hard Test: *B R Į D G Ę*
@stuckinthesarcasm9894
@stuckinthesarcasm9894 2 жыл бұрын
"MY ARM IS GONE, EVERYTHING TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, JESUS! JESUS, GRAB THE WHEEL!!" yep, sounds like a test to me
@a_very_burnt_steak
@a_very_burnt_steak 2 жыл бұрын
Driving test? Yep. Wish me luck.
@weylinwest9505
@weylinwest9505 2 жыл бұрын
@@a_very_burnt_steak 🍀
@tryhardhybridknight6220
@tryhardhybridknight6220 2 жыл бұрын
B r I d G e
@loki4807
@loki4807 2 жыл бұрын
@@stuckinthesarcasm9894 JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL ,TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS!
@lotsofmos
@lotsofmos 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm so sorry, I was busy having an existential crisis in my go-kart!" Why do I love that line so much?
@lotsofmos
@lotsofmos 4 жыл бұрын
25:00
@SallySue9725
@SallySue9725 4 жыл бұрын
mos lol I don’t blame you I cracked up when I saw him after he said that line. I swear this whole video is just like gold.
@hermishmer
@hermishmer 4 жыл бұрын
Right before it you can see how arm spaz out its so damn funny 😂
@SallySue9725
@SallySue9725 4 жыл бұрын
Hermishmer lol I know right? That’s what caused me to me to laugh out loud so hard and idk why it just tickled my funny bone 😂
@hermishmer
@hermishmer 4 жыл бұрын
@@SallySue9725 seeing the wheels turn backwards and the throttle spaz out waz just so damn funny this is such a great video
@MrJuicebox21
@MrJuicebox21 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m pulling so hard on these balls!!” “I’ve got both these balls firmly grasped” - Wade 2019
@DJdoppIer
@DJdoppIer 3 жыл бұрын
_"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!"_
@loki4807
@loki4807 Жыл бұрын
r/suddenlygay
@raiden3531
@raiden3531 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Wade's dream:LEFT AND OR RIGHT!
@DestroyerJamie
@DestroyerJamie 4 жыл бұрын
I see Mark's german heritage makes him a god with tanks
@taliakuznetsova7092
@taliakuznetsova7092 4 жыл бұрын
He's german to? I thought he was just mostly Korean.
@taliakuznetsova7092
@taliakuznetsova7092 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThrashRat *insert the more you know star here* I had a thought but I wasn't sure
@J_Bum
@J_Bum 4 жыл бұрын
TaliaKuznetsova His Dad is German
@AstralSorceress
@AstralSorceress 4 жыл бұрын
Rashad Johnson was*
@J_Bum
@J_Bum 4 жыл бұрын
AnnaStar112 .................
@ReleasedHollow
@ReleasedHollow 4 жыл бұрын
I love how this game has evolved from barely getting a bullet in a revolver cylinder to fully operating a tank in a desert and go-karts on a track.
@onyxsylvian
@onyxsylvian 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine this game with 20+ people. That's a tournament right there. I'd watch that
@wolf_crazies
@wolf_crazies Жыл бұрын
Still funny how Mark said in the description he’d change the thumbnail and description when he wasn’t so tired, but here we are two years later and it’s the same. It’s iconic at this point.
@yoinkysploinky5102
@yoinkysploinky5102 4 жыл бұрын
*Mark goes near bridge* Bridge: "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"
@kingfordvr5863
@kingfordvr5863 3 жыл бұрын
Right hand *omae shindiru* Left hand *NANI*
@kingfordvr5863
@kingfordvr5863 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember commenting this
@bfffoeever1881
@bfffoeever1881 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely no one: Mark and Bob: lEad thE TArgEt
@kobcritic624
@kobcritic624 Жыл бұрын
18:39 I really hope that isn't how Bob disciplines his kid
@boombox3oi8
@boombox3oi8 3 жыл бұрын
8 year old me playing Mario Kart in Mirror Mode (150cc): 19:53
@thisaccountsucks3225
@thisaccountsucks3225 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Wade you are In the way!” Wade: *having a seizure*
@samuelgross5554
@samuelgross5554 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how unironically good mark is at the tanks game mode. Especially with that insane snipe at 13:25. That was actually really impressive
@RaptorBricks101
@RaptorBricks101 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: I see you Bob: No you don't Mark: proceeds to prove that he did in fact see Bob and achieve sniper status in the same moment
@yayes
@yayes Жыл бұрын
Wade's Mr. Burns impression at 5:51 always gets me.
@bruceman360
@bruceman360 4 жыл бұрын
Shoves tank barrel in Mark's face Bob: Lead the target...
@quasquasquas
@quasquasquas 4 жыл бұрын
It’s basically a quote from a video I watched before: “Gotta say, after peanut butter and chocolate, my favorite combination of two things is probably gross incompetence and high explosives.”
@vyr1316
@vyr1316 4 жыл бұрын
AYYYY SAM O' NELLA
@randomshades6127
@randomshades6127 4 жыл бұрын
svire hell yeah
@ryanbui457
@ryanbui457 4 жыл бұрын
Hey why is there flesh and bones in this mannequin. Wait a minute. uh-oh. UH-HO. UH-OH!!!
@randomshades6127
@randomshades6127 4 жыл бұрын
andy bui so he got together an army, gave it to his ex-president friend, and overthrew the entire fucking government of Honduras.
@m4sli
@m4sli 4 жыл бұрын
and we dont want a lawyer to show up, dont we?
@ryancrisp4947
@ryancrisp4947 3 жыл бұрын
"mom can we have tanks" "we already have tanks at home" tanks at home:
@swordsandsheilds5564
@swordsandsheilds5564 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that's so true
@nehem6221
@nehem6221 3 жыл бұрын
2:38 "You missed! How could you miss he was three feet in front of you"
@kevinpark1
@kevinpark1 3 жыл бұрын
Nice mulan reference
@stefanm.734
@stefanm.734 4 жыл бұрын
"It's 3am and I'm too tired to write a description. We play hand simulator and there's tanks and go karts and bob and wade are there too. I made the thumbnail in about 2 minutes I'm sorry. I'll update it when I get some sleep." The current thumbnail is a white background with the Hand Simulator hand, a tank, and Mark's face connected by +'s. So, ✋ + Stock image tank + that one image of Mark everyone always uses I'm copying this down in the comments so that it can be preserved forever. Both of these are majestic and deserve to be remembered.
@OneWeekGirl
@OneWeekGirl 4 жыл бұрын
It should also be noted that the game is listed as Grand Theft Auto V.
@Ourosmosis
@Ourosmosis 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@naunofficial7766
@naunofficial7766 4 жыл бұрын
It's still like that
@stefanm.734
@stefanm.734 4 жыл бұрын
@@naunofficial7766 Guess he still hasn't gotten any sleep.
@BennetCRadey
@BennetCRadey 4 жыл бұрын
3 weeks later it's still the same
@crossflame22
@crossflame22 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm right next to you." Wade: "I know you are, but what am I?" Iconic
@unfunnykhoi5913
@unfunnykhoi5913 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the description says he made the thumbnail in like 2 minutes... And everyone who saw this video was probably like: Best shit I've seen all damn year. Hand, tank, and Mark from 5 years ago. Wam bam thank you ma'am.
@Sniper_Jacob06
@Sniper_Jacob06 Жыл бұрын
"Wam Bam Thank You Ma'am" I think I found my favorite pick up line, lmfao.
@brendenadams3967
@brendenadams3967 3 жыл бұрын
30:00 NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS WHAAOOOOOOO
@drcowbell
@drcowbell 4 жыл бұрын
“Welp, Time for work.” *new Mark, bob and Wade video drops* “Welp, Time for Merk~”
@guidetothegreatoutdoors4789
@guidetothegreatoutdoors4789 4 жыл бұрын
*quits job*
@primus0348
@primus0348 4 жыл бұрын
Well time to start a job on KZbin XD
@minecraftegg3607
@minecraftegg3607 4 жыл бұрын
@@riskyy2657 stahp no he didn't i don't even have to go check
@Emmanuella07
@Emmanuella07 4 жыл бұрын
@@riskyy2657 nobody cares. It's not real and you did this on his last video.
@authorproductions6085
@authorproductions6085 4 жыл бұрын
Mork
@alfiembutitstonymontana9964
@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *finds out how to shoot* Mark: *turns into a New Yorker* Mark: ImMa CoMmInG fOr YoUsE
@OuroborosXX
@OuroborosXX 3 жыл бұрын
Its his inner Yancy coming out
@lunarweirdo4954
@lunarweirdo4954 2 жыл бұрын
@@OuroborosXX beat me to it
@ryleemacdonald863
@ryleemacdonald863 2 жыл бұрын
@Puppet Siddiqi 1:28
@hiltonb8876
@hiltonb8876 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but at first glance I read that last line as ‘your house’ 😂💀
@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband Жыл бұрын
With a mix of Pennsylvanian with the word "youse".
@jknMEMES
@jknMEMES 3 жыл бұрын
9:05 Wade is trying to avoid getting sand in his eyes
@majicbob4897
@majicbob4897 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@cheddarcheesecat6097
@cheddarcheesecat6097 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Starts singing a random song that sounds vaguely like the Power Rangers Theme. Bob: *Chuckles* **I'm in danger.**
@septimussignus6634
@septimussignus6634 3 жыл бұрын
You mean ride of the valkyries?
@cheddarcheesecat6097
@cheddarcheesecat6097 3 жыл бұрын
@@septimussignus6634 Well. RoV sounds slightly different from it, in both notes and rhythm, but the same goes for the Power Rangers theme.
@septimussignus6634
@septimussignus6634 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheddarcheesecat6097 after having rewatched the video I see what you mean it's almost in between the two songs
@may.k222
@may.k222 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *sets record on go carts* Bob: Oh my god are you serious Mark: yeah apparently
@oobernoober7617
@oobernoober7617 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story *LEAD THE TARGET*
@InstaTechGaming
@InstaTechGaming 3 жыл бұрын
and avoid the bridge
@bighillraft
@bighillraft 3 жыл бұрын
*lie lead the target
@angiewu8294
@angiewu8294 3 жыл бұрын
from "FRAMES" to "lead tHE TARGET"
@theebigdude_1759
@theebigdude_1759 3 жыл бұрын
20:30 casually glitches into a sick backflip.
@gamershandbook1507
@gamershandbook1507 4 жыл бұрын
I think how wade got killed when he fired was that his aim was so perfect that when he fired the shell hit bob's lever causing him to fire
@elusivegamergirl
@elusivegamergirl 4 жыл бұрын
Their tank guns were also crossing over the top of their tractors, so it's also possible that, since Wade said firing made him turn, he fired and his gun hit Bob's firing joystick as he moved and it made Bob's tank fire and kill him.
@reyzaffrin4748
@reyzaffrin4748 4 жыл бұрын
13:26 Mark got an achievement called [Lucky Sniper Shot] "Shoot someone from frickin miles away by accident"
@winter1353
@winter1353 3 жыл бұрын
11:22 Not gonna lie, the fall looks like a cutscene
@divineoblivionx
@divineoblivionx Жыл бұрын
I'm dead at Wade just constantly going in circles and I don't think his brain was functioning at that moment. I could hear the spinning seal song the whole time 😂😂
@matt_chris0
@matt_chris0 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you've gotta grip it, like, lower on the shaft." - Markiplier, 2019
@matthewzyvonoski7317
@matthewzyvonoski7317 4 жыл бұрын
Wade blowing himself up is the most Wade thing ever.
@BlitzFD7
@BlitzFD7 3 жыл бұрын
25:52 he just reverses and that just makes me crack up Also revisitinf after a few years and this is still hilarious
@dominikjohnson5656
@dominikjohnson5656 11 ай бұрын
"Ive got both balls firmly grasped" Wade-2020
@simonlewis546
@simonlewis546 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey don't be rude!" *Shoots Wade* Bob is a savage.
@Shatanah
@Shatanah 4 жыл бұрын
hes a bit more of a prick to them instead of being a savage that's just me >.>
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 4 жыл бұрын
Bob is awesome
@rugerprice4428
@rugerprice4428 3 жыл бұрын
I love your little picture :3
@ishankshirsagar9847
@ishankshirsagar9847 4 жыл бұрын
"I'M COMING FOR YOUSSS" **Yancy Intensifies**
@unknownperson1400
@unknownperson1400 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “AHH!!...I touched you and everything went wrong” Take that out of context or not
@robohuman9003
@robohuman9003 2 жыл бұрын
That snipe was so clean I literally played it back in .25speed
@mallowfly7655
@mallowfly7655 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Who’s doin’ doughnuts in the sand?” Wade: “That’s probably me I can’t turn.”
@skimpskomp
@skimpskomp 4 жыл бұрын
i watched that part of the video too
@sp00kyc00kie
@sp00kyc00kie 4 жыл бұрын
@@skimpskomp your name and your comment XD
@skimpskomp
@skimpskomp 4 жыл бұрын
@@sp00kyc00kie wat
@CyrixOkami
@CyrixOkami 4 жыл бұрын
Wade can't turn yet was turning in circles 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@SallySue9725
@SallySue9725 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe all the problems Wade had with his game working lol especially when neither Bob nor Mark really had any at all 😂
@Mr12Relic
@Mr12Relic 4 жыл бұрын
4:23 "We're all in this together" to the tune of "Let's get down to business"
@jrcspiderman2003
@jrcspiderman2003 4 жыл бұрын
To defeat the huns
@Peeshart47
@Peeshart47 3 жыл бұрын
Once we know, that we all, we are men, and we kill them
@keyanaallensworth4582
@keyanaallensworth4582 3 жыл бұрын
@@Peeshart47 this needs more attention 💀
@jacobrangel4914
@jacobrangel4914 3 жыл бұрын
"All i get is daughters, when i ask for sons"
@ryleemacdonald863
@ryleemacdonald863 3 жыл бұрын
@@jrcspiderman2003 did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons
@stummstefan9735
@stummstefan9735 2 жыл бұрын
YOU MUST experience 13:41 with Richard Wagner - Ride Of The Valkyries playing in the background
@samarthpratapsingh7834
@samarthpratapsingh7834 3 жыл бұрын
34:01 BOB:- My steering wheel is not 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 MARK:-Is it there? BOB:- It exists .......... it exists in like 4 different states of existence all at the same time somehow That sentence just made my day
@opaiescents
@opaiescents 4 жыл бұрын
4:08 i think this was a more genuine reaction than most horror games mark has played
@bingus1573
@bingus1573 3 жыл бұрын
I payed attention to my puppy for like two minutes and Mark’s steering wheel was gone when I looked back
@cthulhuwua5354
@cthulhuwua5354 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: Sniper Rifle Bob: Assault Rifle Wade: Musket
@trickturne
@trickturne 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Says he'll update the description when he gets some sleep* Also Mark: *Doesn't do that*
@zanyab1406
@zanyab1406 4 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he's got some sleep
@aloneandalowly
@aloneandalowly 4 жыл бұрын
@@zanyab1406 Maybe thats what he didn't do
@chunglebung8988
@chunglebung8988 4 жыл бұрын
He said he’d update the thumbnail
@chindimusicproductions5352
@chindimusicproductions5352 4 жыл бұрын
Wait,he never sleeps he is to busy with videos all day
@tkhunter4999
@tkhunter4999 4 жыл бұрын
*SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.*
@asbestosfish_
@asbestosfish_ 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is one rage away from turning into a goddamn cult leader.
@ashikjaman1940
@ashikjaman1940 4 жыл бұрын
Asbestos Fish Unus Annus
@missyzalgo6738
@missyzalgo6738 4 жыл бұрын
Not if it happens to wade first
@greysonalex
@greysonalex 4 жыл бұрын
There's actually a fanfiction on wattpad by embodiedinsanity where mark was starting a weekend cult and it got shut down by the police since too many people came
@oofouchmybones
@oofouchmybones 4 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus
@AdmacPlays
@AdmacPlays 4 жыл бұрын
@@greysonalex Link? plz, I wanna read that lol
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