I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK | Hand Simulator

[@MortimersTrench]

Therapist: sir, I need you to calm down Mark (slamming fists on table): I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK

[@1320treehouse]

Sky Monkey 100th like

[@regularfern]

SepehrToto 23 I believe it is Snufkin from 1980’s animated show “moomin valley”

[@theamazingemhaspaws3964]

Also Mark: BIKINI BOTTOM

[@ididitlikethis2273]

“Doctor, the patients room is ready for him”

[@lilthicc485]

Shut up

[@groovycatmuffin420]

the physics in Hand Simulator is how I move in my dreams

[@AbdielSaikia]

U nailed it holy shit

[@MeAmSmack]

Ha that’s exactly right and it’s just as infuriating.

[@boobtubetalker856]

That is... shockingly accurate.

[@jedediahsabri6427]

100th like lol

[@thebestcartoonistever]

Talk about sleep paralysis

[@kissmeinuyashamylove]

it’s amazing how high Mark’s voice climbs the more agitated he gets

[@kylewilhite4162]

It's the same with me 😂😂😂

[@AAA-cg5vw]

10:50 tho lmao

[@chocotheguyofcool]

Mark: *dog whistle*

[@bri5033]

Mine goes even higher

[@raptorrampage2109]

Dude my friend is like that but like a whistle

[@DarkKnight6six6]

"BIKINI BOTTOM!" Mark shouting like he's awakened to the secrets of the universe

[@paulgentili1425]

Lol I had that happen to me years ago, mind blown

[@goldexp4329]

Proff that Mark is a himbo

[@wyattnielsen7382]

Next he’s going to realize sandy cheecks. Bikini bottom and sandy cheecks

[@cadmallard]

@@wyattnielsen7382 why are you saying cheecks

[@wyattnielsen7382]

@@cadmallard idk looking back at it now I realize the error. But I’m not going to take the time to fix it. Even though I took the time to respond

[@danishboy8165]

When Bob said ”it doesn’t matter cause you’re dead now” and Mark exploded I completely lost it

[@sandgunslinger2739]

Danish Boy Omae wa mou shindieru

[@RandomMajin]

Seconded!

[@xx0maxi]

222nd like

[@spoopybeta]

The best part 😂

[@orangecrust8002]

Danish Boy mark: *throws the grenade at wade but doesn’t kill him* Wade: OMAE WA MOU, SHINDERU

[@xxfunky_187]

Mark: "someone start a conversation with me" Wade: **makes noises**

[@hoovy2319]

cara adams how else are you supposed to talk to someone?

[@xxfunky_187]

@@hoovy2319 you're right 😂

[@sebastianianmagallanes3997]

7:05 Darkiplier

[@goldenrazu401]

AOAOOOH

[@adoptdontshop3911]

*big sneeze*

[@brycevo]

Mark is very right. The pin isn't the part that starts it. It just holds down the spoon

[@ccyb3945]

a common misconception

[@todddotson6430]

It's called the spoon, not hammer.

[@adoptdontshop3911]

@@todddotson6430 I thought you were joking until I looked it up. Weird

[@VioletDeathRei]

@@adoptdontshop3911 Don't spoon your grenade.

[@todddotson6430]

@@adoptdontshop3911 I'm former military, I've lobbed my fair share. The pin sticking isn't exactly bullshit either. Those things are on there good, it takes some force to pull them. But, I'm pretty sure it's because Mark doesn't know how to work his fingies.

[@sarakiesow3520]

"5 second fuses only last 3 seconds." US Army Infantry Handbook

[@noelleholiday61]

What is this, Monty Python and The Holy Grail?

[@goobersausageweiner382]

Because it takes two seconds until the grenade is far enough to not blow you up

[@asolomon7402]

US Army: count to 2-3 and throw grenade Me understanding not all grenades have 5 second fuses: that don’t seem like enough time

[@blakecacini8016]

@@asolomon7402 you're not cooking the grenade

[@lotus7781]

@@asolomon7402 thats how you...well, die, cooking an active grenade is a terrible idea as the fuses are inconsistent, just timed to be approximately 5 second

[@renegadebeck2058]

Wade Wars: 1: The Phantom Hand 2: Attack of the Frames 3: Revenge of the Mark 4: A New Game 5: The Bob Strikes back 6: Return of the Frames 7: The Rage Awakens 8: The Last Frame 9: The Rise of Control issues

[@hooodini3322]

Barbra: a Wade Wars Story

[@ninjayoshi8020]

Dislocation One: A Wade Wars Story

[@sky257utgk7]

Just golden dude just golden

[@yasming3979]

You my dude deserve more likes

[@jrcspiderman2003]

Damn that's actually really good

[@TK0921]

“Shut up I’m right about this!” He is actually totally right about it...with how janky hand simulator is though I was still expecting the grenade to blow up in his hand.

[@thetoastlord5355]

Yeah, the pin just keeps the hammer in place. When the hammer flies off, it starts the primer which gives you a 4 second count down (Unless it's a dud) and then it goes kaboom and shrapnel flies everywhere

[@disengageddanny9331]

The Toast Lord sorry but it’s not a hammer it’s called a spoon

[@bloodlove93]

@@disengageddanny9331 OMG yes thank you, finally someone smart enough to know better. I swear most people know 1 thing about a type of weapon then apply it to everything else when it doesn't make sense.

[@-0__________________________0-]

@@bloodlove93 ask yourself this, do you actually give a shit?

[@gamingbros4832]

Yeah he's actually rlly right I've got alot of experience with grenades

[@Cha3.yullll]

Mark: *yelling that everyones wrong and that hes not an idiot* Everyone else: *wheezing*

[@booqueephius4207]

soosh aai to be fair, he is right

[@cats1970]

I love how your comment makes it sound like a room full of people was laughing at Mark instead of two dudes

[@michyyyh3465]

I've been laughing for wayyy too long at 1:46 "Wade, just start a conversation with me..." *sneezes* "WAA-CHAUGH" "That's... that's not a conversation..."

[@TheNoviceDrifter]

Conversation skill are off the charts

[@emivan60]

I could feel Marks rage when they were laughing at him about something he didn’t do😂

[@UkeaOP]

I sympathize with Mark 💯

[@havert5965]

ive felt that too many times

[@turnnrun9579]

Mark needs to play the walking dead get the word out

[@turnnrun9579]

UkonOP t

[@Ryoshi_TTV]

Vanessa Marie honestly tho

[@ashecruz8293]

"Wade, start a conversation with me." Wade: *sneezes* "Thaaaat's not a conversation."

[@sharethevoix]

Mark: * disappointedly looks away *

[@demonprincess9680]

I still don't see why not. That's how some of my conversations start

[@dormammusofat]

“faSCHOOOOO!”

[@laurenp5454]

wade: "alright bob now that all the adults can play-" mark: "I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE"

[@cpt.crunch9978]

i read this almost exactly as he said it lmao

[@GrimDead0]

Mark"I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE A GRENADE THE PIN DOESN'T START IT!"

[@harbingerserenade9569]

when is that again?

[@elijahalonzo6056]

@@harbingerserenade9569 11:15

[@someinternetperson]

Cpt. Crunch yoooo same

[@rosietea8212]

imagine his neighbors hearing him screaming "I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS"

[@leahsutherland1664]

I really hope Amy can hear him screaming at 2 of his best friends through the walls. I hope she chuckles to herself before putting headphones on.

[@gagelink2457]

What amazing hopes and dreams you have

[@Spoopyboopin]

Truly pure

[@demonprincess9680]

You think she just has noise-cancelling headphones at the ready for whenever Mark records?

[@leahsutherland1664]

@@demonprincess9680 I'm quite sure of it

[@calypso-game]

I think it’s more she gets ready to buy a new chair

[@Avrelianvs]

*The funny thing is that Mark is actually right*

[@_Rosenfeld]

you right

[@elektrasupernor2116]

It's the Left 4 Dead mega episode all over again lmao

[@sisterofthetavern]

@Duke Cola watch at 10:00 and that conversation is what

[@douglewis5701]

Step 1: grip grenade holding lever down, Step 2: hook finger in pin, Step 3: pull pin, Step 4: throw grenade. You're welcome

[@littlechickeyhudak]

they know that too and are just fucking with him lmao. Pure gold

[@irain4927]

At least his frames worked. And it only took him figuring out Spongebob after 20 years for them to work.

[@Jeezy04]

I Rain I call frames

[@crashfan11]

It took me several years to recover from the so called... (Jelly doughnuts) from the 4kids Pokemon dubs... God damn it...

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

I haven't watched spongebob so I don't get it

[@missy2375]

@@bipstymcbipste5641 go watch sponge bob it's worth it. THINK OF THE MEMES

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@missy2375 I don't like spongebob. Mainly cause it used to be in English when I was younger and then after growing up, I can't get into it

[@daddymyers6350]

Bob: *dying* Wade: *can't breathe* Mark: STOP LAUGHING THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!

[@alexweddle8219]

THATS NOT WHAT I SAID BOB!!!! THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!!

[@turn.103]

My favorite part of this channel is being able to experience moments like the moment when a grown man gets why Spongebob's town is called Bikini Bottom.

[@iriscorporation5447]

And I hate spongebob.

[@turn.103]

@SeriousName It took me a while to get it as a kid but only because the joke doesn't work on spanish (my lang.) Still tho it is incredibly obvious

[@marcuscheng974]

IRIS Corporation then it means no one likes you

[@ashookamanuela1901]

Actually it is called Bikini Bottom cause it is a play on the place Bikini Atoll where Nuclear Bombs get tested.

[@darrenjenkins466]

that not... why its named that...@SeriousName

[@jsynthmusicofficial4273]

*adopts wades's idea* *keeps losing* "ITS CHEATING"

[@kitchenroam1509]

"Dont you tell me how to love holes!" -Markiplier 2019

[@donnabarfield9415]

umm...which one

[@crabcakes5346]

the vacuum hole

[@kitchenroam1509]

Jesus, this comment blew up.

[@justin2308]

Mark is not only right, but the fact that the grenade didn’t explode while he was holding it after getting rid of the pin (two fingers over the spoon) proves he was.

[@Byeahman]

“The pin doesn’t start the process!” “Shut up!” They hated Mark because he told the truth.

[@Annie-mk5nm]

*"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"*

[@jacobgoddard9688]

You right

[@Gamingwolf1170]

hate to admit it but mark is right

[@randombotdude2083]

How could you say something so controversial, yet so true?

[@davecrupel2817]

Differentiating between the pin and the spoon is what separates the boys from the men.

[@grahamapol3185]

Mark's realization of Bikini Bottom is all I needed to see.

[@imperialofficerremusblackw8452]

Revelation of Mark

[@GaryGyarados]

and it wasn't even correct

[@ponder_s]

I wonder if he caught on to the crusty crab

[@Sparrowexe]

Or Glove World @@ponder_s

[@Dumbrarere]

I understand a kid of 11 or 12, but an adult in his thirties?! XD

[@BrokenCDprodux]

2:42 Bob's laugh synced with Mark opening the lid.

[@sithrulezz423]

OMG you're right lol

[@ColeThatBoy]

lemme just timestamp where i was in the vid 12:39

[@booperdooper9762]

@@ColeThatBoy Me too 16:23

[@jacobgoddard9688]

You right

[@sasorakic2860]

Holy shit😂

[@EmeraldSogeking]

"You're in the stairs, Wade." Story of Wade's life

[@Lakefish_HAXX]

Wade is Harry Potter. Noooooooooo!

[@Sk8rGamer]

that literally makes no sense

[@Lakefish_HAXX]

Harry lived under the stairs in a closet for years before Hogwarts.

[@eliteanbu2392]

Dio!

[@eyelandss]

9 page Dorararararra

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

Mark: asks wade to start a converstion. Wade: *releases demons of hell through sneeze* Mark:😑😑😑

[@thesacredorb4838]

Ikr 😂 His face was priceless!!

[@space-ice8277]

these types of comment need time stamps

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

Space-ice 1:47

[@tylercobb2389]

@@space-ice8277 now if only everyone relized that

[@space-ice8277]

@@The__mindscape-x1e thanks

[@alexanderbrambleton3653]

**grenade drops out of Mark's hand** **Catches it before it hits the ground** "I'm the best, I'm the best that there ever was". *Only to face the reality that the same grenade he saved, killed him*

[@JJ-gn1tb]

Lol hahaha

[@andioop7940]

That’s deep as fuuuck.

[@captainducker175]

Greatest in the world greatest in the world no lie I might be best to ever do it best to ever do it Ahdhebeidudbqbeenficcowjwbedh Greatest

[@xuixv]

Betrayal

[@A-Dead-Soul]

@@xuixv Ikr xD

[@mottplay]

Mark: Wade start a conversation with me Wade: HFUIAEHNDWA Mark: *that's not a conversation*

[@rodolfoschool7386]

Mark: The hammer sets off the grenade. Bob and Wade: No. Mark: Why are you booing me? I'm right!

[@elijahtel6776]

Rodolfo School He is

[@xx0maxi]

What ok

[@Adplusamequalsadam]

It’s called a spoon, so technically he’s wrong.

[@Moros-fg8om]

A hammer is on a gun, a spoon is on a grenade True fact

[@myriahkeays3846]

Kaiden Howe it kinda does matter lol If you ask me to hit you with a spoon and I hit you with a hammer you will be none too pleased But point taken lol

[@xxaudri.altheaxx5070]

Mark :someone start a conversation with me Wade: *sneeze like a demon * Mark: that's not a conversation Bob: *laughing*

[@NateSchulte]

On the last episode: *"FraaAAAammesss"* Now: *"I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS!!!"*

[@miaurozelle]

“Don’t talk about my nipple arm. Just let me get this gun loaded.”

[@jackmcwhackass9212]

Mark: *"THATS NOT THE WAY THE GAME IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!!!"* Wade: *Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions.*

[@KitNoxious]

"The hammer" is actually called a spoon, but Mark is correct. Nade only goes bang when you let the spoon fly off

[@AnimeDigitalArchive]

And with a 3 sec timelimit till 🌋

[@nightwolfe4127]

3-5 seconds.

[@menacingspoon9079]

I wish I could fly

[@cristobalalvarez5491]

There’s been accidents were soldiers took the pin of and the Grenade went of instantly

[@DarkPillWarrior]

@@cristobalalvarez5491 That sounds terrible. Just instantly exploding without even knowing why. :(

[@galaxydoge9469]

“Bikini bottom, like spongebob!” - Markiplier 2019

[@artistgirluniverse2283]

New quote and new reference of spongebob 😂🤣

[@valiang8867]

Galaxy Doge Sandy Cheeks in Bikini Bottom

[@thesacredorb4838]

Best reference ever!😂

[@somebodysomebody8153]

I'm still questioning if he just now figured that out.

[@thesacredorb4838]

@@somebodysomebody8153 Sometimes Mark is just clueless as HELL😐😐 And nobody can tell me I'm wrong because you know it's true 😂😂😂😂

[@adumbbuglovingloser3198]

i love how mark pointed the wrist thing at the camera like a gun while screaming that he knew how grenades worked

[@KokuyoK]

Nothing more intimidating than Mark holding his mouse up to the camera in rage.

[@aiden7845]

Mark: Start a conversation Wade: sneezes Me: Great conversation

[@kenmarlenn]

"Why wouldn't Amy approve of this?" Please note that in the chat, Amy confirmed that she does, in fact, approve.

[@Vermouth_19]

I was there and cackling when I saw her comment LOL

[@amberrr_misss]

😂😂

[@artistgirluniverse2283]

🤣🤣

[@pixnyx9836]

When was this? Lmao

[@Spicystachegamer]

@@siciother7320 what's her username

[@starwarsinfo5378]

Mark is actually the only one who really knows how grenades work believe it or not

[@AllenMZim]

If you listen really closely, you can hear someone cry out in the distance... *"FRAMES! FRAMES!! FRAMES!!!"*

[@KristinaPhoenix]

this was in my head the whole time

[@AllenMZim]

Kristina Phoenix Haha I was expecting the frame rate to drop when they started shaking the grenades. 😆

[@KristinaPhoenix]

@@AllenMZim same!!!

[@SuperdarkSonic2118]

FRAMES

[@ladaf1660]

“My real laugh...I save it for my real friends”

[@bladeclanhalo3]

which is funny because bob doesnt have friends

[@702Nadia]

19:18 Bob: *omae wa mou shindeiru* Mark: *NAni*

[@ItsDanikaFaith]

9:58 - 11:00 is hilarious them laughing makes me laugh and I love it when Mark gets mad 😂 Mark is so madddd lmfao

[@amos0641]

Wade rages with Uno Mark rages with Hands Simulator

[@rivergaming2393]

Marks rage is entirely understand with how jankey this game is wades with uno is just hilarious 😂😂

[@MischiefLord777]

And Bob rages in Overcooked

[@Gorfld]

*YOU RIGHT*

[@gabrielgutierrez4351]

Lizord Person this is f*kin Barbara’s fault

[@KennyT.E.MGamingandMore]

@@gabrielgutierrez4351 Yes I agree

[@booga9584]

AMY: So.. how was your da- MERKER: *bIkInI bOtToM*

[@warrynfullagar745]

Water Sheep PEEEEETTTTTEEEEERRRRRR AAAAAKKKKKIIIIIIMMMMMOOOOOOTTTTTOOOOOO.

[@callmejulia96]

Water Sheep rip 🙏

[@trickshot646]

Bikini Bottom is actually part of the bikini atoll in the Pacific ocean, which was subject to several nuclear tests by the US during world war two.

[@dudeman7738]

@@miranimal Mr.Krabs is a penny pincher. BAAHAaHAaaHAHa!!!

[@booga9584]

@@trickshot646 r/geniusrighthere (Thanks btw lol)

[@shimari5107]

"Bikini Bottom", the "Crusty Crab", "Sandy Cheeks", yeah, spongebob is full of those jokes

[@harrisonmoore3841]

What about: "Krabs is rich in Bikini Bottom"?

[@yeetskeet8051]

Krusty Krab**

[@kawaiiii725]

oh my god i just realized this

[@logicalwren2326]

SPONGEBOB: Rated R: for sexual themes

[@TrueMohax]

The show was originally for adults

[@grcdcknsn]

The absolute rage Mark is experiencing in this video is insane

[@Bionix21]

ITS AGAINST TERMS OF SERVICE *sees video has no ads* Well I Guess it is

[@j-j8984]

I didn't even notice!!

[@missy2375]

I never really get adds during his or jacks videos

[@Bionix21]

WE ALL FALL DOWN because they’re all demonitised

[@sema1273]

@@missy2375 Because they don't spam their videos with ads, From what I've seen they usually put two ads on a 20 minute video, While some other KZbinrs(Jake*cough* Paul*cough*) Put like 13 ads, But Sean and Mark still gain more than them.

[@Atypical-0]

@@sema1273 that's because they are going bankrupt

[@notrealroblox4343]

*Don't talk about my nipple arm, just let me reload this gun - Markiplier 2019*

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

4:59

[@donnitapeachers1962]

2019

[@notrealroblox4343]

@@donnitapeachers1962 it is 2019

[@donnitapeachers1962]

I mean -markipler 2019-

[@dakotatypo2805]

"Why are you questioning me *YOU'RE DEAD"*

[@maxegan2398]

Dakota Typo when my granddad asks me a question

[@richardrosejr0]

Max Egan why is this so funny!?

[@maxegan2398]

Rich Dick Thank you hehe

[@dakotatypo2805]

@@richardrosejr0 I know right Good job Max Egan

[@dmbericsantiago7657]

Hand Simulator would literally be 175% better if it was a VR game

[@madmumof2]

It is now!

[@orange_ssoda]

@@madmumof2 it’s just see through the game but still with keyboard

[@demonprincess9680]

@@orange_ssoda Well, it wouldn't be the Hand Simulator we all know and rage at if the controls were easy

[@orange_ssoda]

@@demonprincess9680 fair

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

Surgeon simulator 1 was turned into a vr game, with fully integrated vr controls and it trivialized the entire game, and everything that made it so, rage indusingly fun

[@Frostyflakes]

Me: looks at the thumbnail *immediately gets intense flashbacks* FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES

[@crozdwirez]

Hehe

[@veryredrobin417]

That was what I was thinking 😂

[@Jumboi]

Same

[@randyglaze6593]

LOL

[@brokenflame3650]

Off topic but the spongebob thing it was meant to be an adult swim watch the first episode you'll know

[@NekoMichi]

1:31 That avatar's face just screams "how's it going dood".

[@Aluxschmander]

Stayin away from the achohol???

[@Hugh_P]

Good ol'Frank

[@alexandrepaiva6446]

That face when someone tells you Patrick has alcohol on him

[@cherishedparks]

Frank!

[@SUPERDARKRI11]

“HOOOly SSHIT.”

[@MerchManDan]

"Dude, I've never felt more dead in my life!" - Wade, 2019

[@hooodini3322]

saaaaaame

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

MerchMan Dan - same....

[@step-dad7232]

when i wake up on a monday

[@damagecontrol9632]

Quoted by everyone on the day of area 51 raid?

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

Cheeky Chimp - same...

[@HellaciousWhiskey]

I fucking love how quickly Bob can get under Marks skin xD

[@antisimptrooper4635]

13:55 me when my friends are purposely trying to upset me while I spit mad facts:

[@glue4468]

Lool

[@antisimptrooper4635]

"No its not just because you guys light spammed, YOU LIGHT SPAM AS EVERY HERO U PLAY AS!!, ...WTF!?"

[@air-ric9488]

@@antisimptrooper4635 thanks thanks thanks

[@DragoNate]

"I cheated and my game crashed!" Good, Wade. You deserve this.

[@webbercoyote1926]

Karma

[@logicalwren2326]

Thats not karma, that's fate

[@DragoNate]

@@logicalwren2326 I think it's karma.

[@logicalwren2326]

@@DragoNate no it was fate he would cheat his way to death, maybe a bit of karma

[@DragoNate]

@@logicalwren2326 karma is like getting punishment for something (in this case) but fate would be pre-determined

[@writingfanfictionprobably7356]

Did I waste 20 minutes on Mark freaking out? Best decision ever.

[@Virus_2456]

causticXenia ...how do you “waste” 20 minutes...yet it was the “best” decision...

[@TheZipperDragon]

Wade is the definition of the 'Modern problems require modern solutions' meme. Mark is your that little kid that enforces fake rules because he's losing.

[@supergamerbros5673]

(Wade and bob: laugh) Mark: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK AND YOU DONT!!!!!

[@hijinnyanimations1460]

At least his frames worked this time....and stuff like that....you know right? Lol

[@kalic7180]

*FRAMES! FRAMES, FRAMES, FRAMES-*

[@notpinky9259]

FRAAAMEEES THEN RESTAART

[@pianoholic1727]

@@kalic7180 ok we're good. FRAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

[@bl00p_07]

You right

[@kentuckyfrieddragon4834]

19:16 Basically "Omae wa mou shindeiru." "NANI?" But in English

[@pandagoddess2774]

I love this.

[@alifouad6998]

Wow

[@questorincompetus8841]

Powerful

[@tradingturtle2313]

Your already dead WHAT

[@quetzal8100]

8:13 Ah yes, the "sweep technique"

[@Seanana_]

'Wade, you blew yourself up playing the wrong game.' LMAO

[@Seanana_]

@Void Heart yesss LMAO

[@Jaketheaxman]

Markiplier: bikini bottom Markiplier: Bikini Bottom! Markiplier: *BIKINI BOTT--* _Markiplier has left the chat_

[@ManWithAMask_]

'm not sure if he was just joking about not knowing about "Bikini Bottom", or he's actually that dull.

[@kiorade7594]

ManWithAMask Gaming I didn’t get it till now either

[@secretsheep4106]

@@kiorade7594 because its the bottom of the ocean near the bikini atoll?

[@aspirationsDelineation]

@@secretsheep4106 Which is where they detonated some of the Atomic Bombs. Therefore, talking Sea Animals.

[@TheKingLuis13]

@@ManWithAMask_ i sub to u because im generous

[@Glass-vf8il]

Mark: “Hello fellow engineers, I know things like vectors.”

[@dukedashwolfgg2283]

I'm actually surprised that Markiplier knows how a frag grenade works

[@DeadInside-eo1ct]

IM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE! MARKS FBI AGENT: ...

[@emlynselene1096]

Here to inform you and the rest of the internet that the NSA is the ones who keep track of you and your internet history. The FBI do the investigation part.

[@emlynselene1096]

@Athro Kyte I was being serious. A lot of people actually do get it confused because of the meme. Just thought it was a decent time to mention it.

[@mushroomfae]

@@emlynselene1096 r/woooosh

[@Code_Ax0]

@@emlynselene1096 I understand you. Thanks for the little lesson. I was wondering because I was like, the FBI can't do everything!That's actually a little nice thing to know.

[@DeadInside-eo1ct]

@@emlynselene1096 I was just saying it for the meme, but thanks anyway!

[@cilixity3030]

that was so satisfying when he finally got clip in that gun

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

*delightful*

[@fyrem9718]

2019: Hand Simulator 2079: Simulator Simulator

[@No-yr9rs]

2080: Electron simulator

[@jacobgoddard9688]

You right

[@sharethevoix]

4019: Reality Simulator 6019: Comedy Simulator 6969: SIMULATOR

[@monokuma1798]

7854: Wade Simulator 8642: Bob Simulator 9999: Markiplier Simulator

[@TheTsar69]

I threw hand Grenades in Army Basic Training. I can confirm, Mark is indeed right.

[@harospectre2505]

I have a thing for second hand embarrassment but based on this video it seems like I also have second hand rage. I felt mad for you mark. xD

[@thekittysepticeye1o145]

Mark: *screaming his head off at bob and wade about how he knows how grenades work* Me: YOU TELL THEM MARK

[@daveinthelife91]

"I know how grenades work!" Proceeds to try and remove the pin without engaging the hammer

[@clockworktime7195]

Well to be fair, its not like that matters in this game

[@noodleflafl]

It’s called the primer

[@gavinwilbert3629]

NoodleFlafl it’s actually called the spoon

[@relishcakes4525]

@@noodleflafl Its a spoon. with the spoon attached to grenade, it wont go boom.

[@acaribouintheattic8345]

@@relishcakes4525 no, it's a fork

[@that1bunny821]

" Wade, just start a conversation with me." Wade: * aggressively sneeze or coughs ( or both?)* Mark and me at the same time: * giving the " what is wrong with u, why are u like this" looks*

[@ninjakitten3160]

D

[@addisongipson1151]

BEFORE VID: I'm gonna call it... rage lag "FRAMES!!!"

[@SHADTHLAD]

You said frames okay *restarts*

[@cartooncat4383]

FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES!!!!!!

[@lotto5498]

Well you got rage right.

[@shadowdemon1375]

Mark: “I know how to use grenades.” Also Mark: doesn’t kill a single person this game.

[@michaelarzola8953]

I think this is a bit of an improvement compare to last time FrAmEs

[@chubchub1307]

*F R Am E s*

[@ethankren930]

4:30 that orange flash followed by the explosion was the best

[@CarlosCruz-uh5sr]

N I G H T C U M Markiplier: 2019

[@skylinetherager5365]

Morning moist

[@ziepex7009]

Late night adventure

[@probablylucky6671]

Other people: wet dream Me, an intellectual: Night Cum

[@lemonade8917]

"I was getting good at PUHlling the PUHIN- WADE YOUR CHEATING YOUR CHEATING" - Markimoo 2019

[@JoshuaBrownGames]

Karisa D. Do you watch Dashie?

[@zmo7305]

I was reading this exactly as Mark was saying it. A bit surreal for me.

[@valerieramirez1955]

@@zmo7305 ME TOO WOW

[@zmo7305]

We shall experience the comments together, burrothers!!

[@valerieramirez1955]

@@zmo7305 and sisters

[@cthespaceman4456]

Mark: I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK!! Game: Oh boy, here we go again.

[@pasteurvo6217]

C Workshop I mean he is correct

[@chubchub1307]

@@pasteurvo6217 r/wooosh

[@axentz8434]

Everyone: How come your military is good? Me: They just shake the grenade.

[@AustinJ]

Gravity: closes the box for mark after he gets the grenade out Also Gravity: doubles itself when Mark tries to throw the grenade

[@j4ck20n_]

I love how all Mark had to say was "Wait.......Bikini Bottom!!!" And I was like lmao yeah I remember realizing that

[@jrcspiderman2003]

And the best part of him finally realizing why it's called that is he's wrong

[@jrcspiderman2003]

It's actually based off of the nuclear bomb site bikini atoll and all the fish in bikini bottom are radioactively mutated from it that's why they are the way they are

[@j4ck20n_]

@@jrcspiderman2003 Why is the fact that hes wrong the best part

[@FTQuake]

jrcspiderman2003 getoffmybackyoutube that’s just a theory though so it’s not necessarily wrong

[@badcornflakes6374]

6:41 How you feel inside when someone cuts you off when you're talking.

[@madmartian2]

There's a fine line between goofy Mark and rage righteous indignation Mark. This era (and game) is the perfect tightrope walk of the line. I cannot tell when he is what. Lol

[@AzzyLatte]

Mark: *wins by everyone accidentally blowing themselves up* Also Mark: *Gets mad about it* Me: This reminds me of Blasty boi 😂

[@parmesankilla690]

10:40 fun fact the “hammer” is called a spoon, the pin keeps the spoon in place the grenade’s fuze starts once the spoon flys off, a grenade timer is usually 3 seconds or 5 i dont know that for a fact but what i do know is dont hold it for longer than 3 seconds (maybe it was cook it for 3 before throwing it or something, cant remember)

[@chrismcdaniel4412]

I know its been two years, but i just gotta say, if you were in actual combat NEVER "cook" a grenade. You would be putting everything on the line, hinging on the hope that grenade doesnt go off early for whatever reason. Youre not gunna see a grenade fly back at you like its cod, theyre actually a bit hefty

[@gladsumthin4187]

Shakes grenade to remove the pin then exclaims to know how grenades work. that was pretty funny.

[@GameBear-wb9bg]

Mark was right

[@GameBear-wb9bg]

I did research

[@GameBear-wb9bg]

He's right

[@the_reaper6361]

Remowing the pin won't blow up the grenade. Its to keep that thing that falls off when you throw it in one place to avoid acccidents (I don't know it's name, but thats what starts the process to blowing up)

[@viriiistormrage5996]

@@the_reaper6361 Spoon.

[@HTPCYMC]

I can already feel the power of that character radiating through the screen. What an absolute Chad

[@lemoncardboard4199]

How to properly clean your metal computer Nani?! Did you just comment twice?

[@frostydaplug6896]

He’s more of a Kyle honestly.

[@lemoncardboard4199]

Private Frost son of karen, destroyer of drywall, and drinker of monster energy

[@NathanTheMan]

“Don’t tell me how to love holes.” - Mark “I know how grenades work” Fischbach

[@OmarManta]

I saw this right as Mark said it

[@demonprincess9680]

AKA: Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach

[@carlotaquin4255]

Mark raging makes my day, but not only that, but this: Mark: I kNoW hOw GrEnAdEs wOoOrRk! Bob & Wade: *queues the cricket noses* Mark: *throws a fit understandably*

[@donnitapeachers1962]

"You didn't really play with it once you had it in there" -wade- 2019

[@TheSugaroreo]

Wade: Bob: Everyone: Mark: *BIKINI BOTTOM!!!*

[@Kaitri]

Pin FALLS out from shacking "Haha he threw the pin" Sad times