I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK | Hand Simulator

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Markiplier

Markiplier

4 жыл бұрын

Hand Simulator returns with even more explosive goodness as I gently explain to Bob and Wade the intricacies of grenades!
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@Avrelianvs
@Avrelianvs 4 жыл бұрын
*The funny thing is that Mark is actually right*
@_Rosenfeld
@_Rosenfeld 3 жыл бұрын
you right
@elektrasupernor2116
@elektrasupernor2116 3 жыл бұрын
It's the Left 4 Dead mega episode all over again lmao
@sisterofthetavern
@sisterofthetavern 3 жыл бұрын
@Duke Cola watch at 10:00 and that conversation is what
@douglewis5701
@douglewis5701 3 жыл бұрын
Step 1: grip grenade holding lever down, Step 2: hook finger in pin, Step 3: pull pin, Step 4: throw grenade. You're welcome
@littlechickeyhudak
@littlechickeyhudak 3 жыл бұрын
they know that too and are just fucking with him lmao. Pure gold
@MortimersTrench
@MortimersTrench 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: sir, I need you to calm down Mark (slamming fists on table): I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK
@1320treehouse
@1320treehouse 4 жыл бұрын
Sky Monkey 100th like
@regularfern
@regularfern 4 жыл бұрын
SepehrToto 23 I believe it is Snufkin from 1980’s animated show “moomin valley”
@theamazingemhaspaws3964
@theamazingemhaspaws3964 4 жыл бұрын
Also Mark: BIKINI BOTTOM
@ididitlikethis2273
@ididitlikethis2273 4 жыл бұрын
“Doctor, the patients room is ready for him”
@lilthicc485
@lilthicc485 4 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@groovycatmuffin420
@groovycatmuffin420 3 жыл бұрын
the physics in Hand Simulator is how I move in my dreams
@AbdielSaikia
@AbdielSaikia 2 жыл бұрын
U nailed it holy shit
@SquatSmack
@SquatSmack 2 жыл бұрын
Ha that’s exactly right and it’s just as infuriating.
@boobtubetalker856
@boobtubetalker856 2 жыл бұрын
That is... shockingly accurate.
@jedediahsabri6427
@jedediahsabri6427 2 жыл бұрын
100th like lol
@thebestcartoonistever
@thebestcartoonistever 2 жыл бұрын
Talk about sleep paralysis
@DarkKnight6six6
@DarkKnight6six6 3 жыл бұрын
"BIKINI BOTTOM!" Mark shouting like he's awakened to the secrets of the universe
@paulgentili1425
@paulgentili1425 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I had that happen to me years ago, mind blown
@goldexp4329
@goldexp4329 3 жыл бұрын
Proff that Mark is a himbo
@wyattnielsen7382
@wyattnielsen7382 3 жыл бұрын
Next he’s going to realize sandy cheecks. Bikini bottom and sandy cheecks
@cadmallard
@cadmallard 3 жыл бұрын
@@wyattnielsen7382 why are you saying cheecks
@wyattnielsen7382
@wyattnielsen7382 3 жыл бұрын
@@cadmallard idk looking back at it now I realize the error. But I’m not going to take the time to fix it. Even though I took the time to respond
@brycevo
@brycevo 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is very right. The pin isn't the part that starts it. It just holds down the spoon
@ccyb3945
@ccyb3945 4 жыл бұрын
a common misconception
@todddotson6430
@todddotson6430 4 жыл бұрын
It's called the spoon, not hammer.
@adoptdontshop3911
@adoptdontshop3911 4 жыл бұрын
@@todddotson6430 I thought you were joking until I looked it up. Weird
@VioletDeathRei
@VioletDeathRei 4 жыл бұрын
@@adoptdontshop3911 Don't spoon your grenade.
@todddotson6430
@todddotson6430 4 жыл бұрын
@@adoptdontshop3911 I'm former military, I've lobbed my fair share. The pin sticking isn't exactly bullshit either. Those things are on there good, it takes some force to pull them. But, I'm pretty sure it's because Mark doesn't know how to work his fingies.
@Byeahman
@Byeahman 4 жыл бұрын
“The pin doesn’t start the process!” “Shut up!” They hated Mark because he told the truth.
@Annie-mk5nm
@Annie-mk5nm 3 жыл бұрын
*"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"*
@jacobgoddard9688
@jacobgoddard9688 3 жыл бұрын
You right
@Gamingwolf1170
@Gamingwolf1170 3 жыл бұрын
hate to admit it but mark is right
@randombotdude2083
@randombotdude2083 3 жыл бұрын
How could you say something so controversial, yet so true?
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 3 жыл бұрын
Differentiating between the pin and the spoon is what separates the boys from the men.
@sarakiesow3520
@sarakiesow3520 3 жыл бұрын
"5 second fuses only last 3 seconds." US Army Infantry Handbook
@noelleholiday61
@noelleholiday61 3 жыл бұрын
What is this, Monty Python and The Holy Grail?
@goobersausageweiner382
@goobersausageweiner382 2 жыл бұрын
Because it takes two seconds until the grenade is far enough to not blow you up
@asolomon7402
@asolomon7402 2 жыл бұрын
US Army: count to 2-3 and throw grenade Me understanding not all grenades have 5 second fuses: that don’t seem like enough time
@blakecacini8016
@blakecacini8016 2 жыл бұрын
@@asolomon7402 you're not cooking the grenade
@lotus7781
@lotus7781 Жыл бұрын
@@asolomon7402 thats how you...well, die, cooking an active grenade is a terrible idea as the fuses are inconsistent, just timed to be approximately 5 second
@rosietea8212
@rosietea8212 3 жыл бұрын
imagine his neighbors hearing him screaming "I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS"
@kissmeinuyashamylove
@kissmeinuyashamylove 4 жыл бұрын
it’s amazing how high Mark’s voice climbs the more agitated he gets
@kylewilhite4162
@kylewilhite4162 4 жыл бұрын
It's the same with me 😂😂😂
@AAA-cg5vw
@AAA-cg5vw 4 жыл бұрын
10:50 tho lmao
@choco4589
@choco4589 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *dog whistle*
@bri5033
@bri5033 4 жыл бұрын
Mine goes even higher
@raptorrampage2109
@raptorrampage2109 4 жыл бұрын
Dude my friend is like that but like a whistle
@emivan60
@emivan60 4 жыл бұрын
I could feel Marks rage when they were laughing at him about something he didn’t do😂
@UkeaOP
@UkeaOP 4 жыл бұрын
I sympathize with Mark 💯
@havert5965
@havert5965 4 жыл бұрын
ive felt that too many times
@turnnrun9579
@turnnrun9579 4 жыл бұрын
Mark needs to play the walking dead get the word out
@turnnrun9579
@turnnrun9579 4 жыл бұрын
UkonOP t
@Ryoshi_TTV
@Ryoshi_TTV 4 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Marie honestly tho
@michyyyh3465
@michyyyh3465 3 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing for wayyy too long at 1:46 "Wade, just start a conversation with me..." *sneezes* "WAA-CHAUGH" "That's... that's not a conversation..."
@DatFemmy
@DatFemmy Жыл бұрын
Conversation skill are off the charts
@laurenp5454
@laurenp5454 4 жыл бұрын
wade: "alright bob now that all the adults can play-" mark: "I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE"
@cpt.crunch9978
@cpt.crunch9978 4 жыл бұрын
i read this almost exactly as he said it lmao
@Dr.kasuno_SCPfoundation
@Dr.kasuno_SCPfoundation 4 жыл бұрын
Mark"I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE A GRENADE THE PIN DOESN'T START IT!"
@harbingerserenade9569
@harbingerserenade9569 4 жыл бұрын
when is that again?
@elijahalonzo6056
@elijahalonzo6056 4 жыл бұрын
@@harbingerserenade9569 11:15
@someinternetperson
@someinternetperson 4 жыл бұрын
Cpt. Crunch yoooo same
@danishboy8165
@danishboy8165 4 жыл бұрын
When Bob said ”it doesn’t matter cause you’re dead now” and Mark exploded I completely lost it
@sandgunslinger2739
@sandgunslinger2739 4 жыл бұрын
Danish Boy Omae wa mou shindieru
@RandomMajin
@RandomMajin 4 жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@PunkyPlays
@PunkyPlays 4 жыл бұрын
222nd like
@spoopybeta
@spoopybeta 4 жыл бұрын
The best part 😂
@orangecrust8002
@orangecrust8002 4 жыл бұрын
Danish Boy mark: *throws the grenade at wade but doesn’t kill him* Wade: OMAE WA MOU, SHINDERU
@mottplay
@mottplay 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Wade start a conversation with me Wade: HFUIAEHNDWA Mark: *that's not a conversation*
@dmbericsantiago7657
@dmbericsantiago7657 3 жыл бұрын
Hand Simulator would literally be 175% better if it was a VR game
@madmumof2
@madmumof2 2 жыл бұрын
It is now!
@orange_ssoda
@orange_ssoda Жыл бұрын
@@madmumof2 it’s just see through the game but still with keyboard
@demonprincess9680
@demonprincess9680 9 ай бұрын
@@orange_ssoda Well, it wouldn't be the Hand Simulator we all know and rage at if the controls were easy
@orange_ssoda
@orange_ssoda 9 ай бұрын
@@demonprincess9680 fair
@theyoutubeplague3383
@theyoutubeplague3383 6 ай бұрын
Surgeon simulator 1 was turned into a vr game, with fully integrated vr controls and it trivialized the entire game, and everything that made it so, rage indusingly fun
@grahamapol3185
@grahamapol3185 4 жыл бұрын
Mark's realization of Bikini Bottom is all I needed to see.
@imperialofficerremusblackw8452
@imperialofficerremusblackw8452 4 жыл бұрын
Revelation of Mark
@GaryGyarados
@GaryGyarados 4 жыл бұрын
and it wasn't even correct
@ponder_s
@ponder_s 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he caught on to the crusty crab
@Sparrowexe
@Sparrowexe 4 жыл бұрын
Or Glove World @@ponder_s
@Dumbrarere
@Dumbrarere 4 жыл бұрын
I understand a kid of 11 or 12, but an adult in his thirties?! XD
@Cha3.yullll
@Cha3.yullll 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *yelling that everyones wrong and that hes not an idiot* Everyone else: *wheezing*
@booqueephius4207
@booqueephius4207 3 жыл бұрын
soosh aai to be fair, he is right
@cats1970
@cats1970 3 жыл бұрын
I love how your comment makes it sound like a room full of people was laughing at Mark instead of two dudes
@justin2308
@justin2308 2 жыл бұрын
Mark is not only right, but the fact that the grenade didn’t explode while he was holding it after getting rid of the pin (two fingers over the spoon) proves he was.
@parmesankilla690
@parmesankilla690 3 жыл бұрын
10:40 fun fact the “hammer” is called a spoon, the pin keeps the spoon in place the grenade’s fuze starts once the spoon flys off, a grenade timer is usually 3 seconds or 5 i dont know that for a fact but what i do know is dont hold it for longer than 3 seconds (maybe it was cook it for 3 before throwing it or something, cant remember)
@chrismcdaniel4412
@chrismcdaniel4412 10 ай бұрын
I know its been two years, but i just gotta say, if you were in actual combat NEVER "cook" a grenade. You would be putting everything on the line, hinging on the hope that grenade doesnt go off early for whatever reason. Youre not gunna see a grenade fly back at you like its cod, theyre actually a bit hefty
@xxfunky_187
@xxfunky_187 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "someone start a conversation with me" Wade: **makes noises**
@hoovy2319
@hoovy2319 4 жыл бұрын
cara adams how else are you supposed to talk to someone?
@xxfunky_187
@xxfunky_187 4 жыл бұрын
@@hoovy2319 you're right 😂
@sebastianianmagallanes3997
@sebastianianmagallanes3997 4 жыл бұрын
7:05 Darkiplier
@goldenrazu401
@goldenrazu401 4 жыл бұрын
AOAOOOH
@adoptdontshop3911
@adoptdontshop3911 4 жыл бұрын
*big sneeze*
@galaxydoge9469
@galaxydoge9469 4 жыл бұрын
“Bikini bottom, like spongebob!” - Markiplier 2019
@artistgirluniverse2283
@artistgirluniverse2283 4 жыл бұрын
New quote and new reference of spongebob 😂🤣
@valiang8867
@valiang8867 4 жыл бұрын
Galaxy Doge Sandy Cheeks in Bikini Bottom
@thesacredorb4838
@thesacredorb4838 4 жыл бұрын
Best reference ever!😂
@somebodysomebody8153
@somebodysomebody8153 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still questioning if he just now figured that out.
@thesacredorb4838
@thesacredorb4838 4 жыл бұрын
@@somebodysomebody8153 Sometimes Mark is just clueless as HELL😐😐 And nobody can tell me I'm wrong because you know it's true 😂😂😂😂
@starwarsinfo5378
@starwarsinfo5378 3 жыл бұрын
Mark is actually the only one who really knows how grenades work believe it or not
@miaurozelle
@miaurozelle 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t talk about my nipple arm. Just let me get this gun loaded.”
@ashecruz8293
@ashecruz8293 4 жыл бұрын
"Wade, start a conversation with me." Wade: *sneezes* "Thaaaat's not a conversation."
@sharethevoid121
@sharethevoid121 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: * disappointedly looks away *
@demonprincess9680
@demonprincess9680 3 жыл бұрын
I still don't see why not. That's how some of my conversations start
@dormammusofat
@dormammusofat Жыл бұрын
“faSCHOOOOO!”
@turn.103
@turn.103 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this channel is being able to experience moments like the moment when a grown man gets why Spongebob's town is called Bikini Bottom.
@iriscorporation5447
@iriscorporation5447 4 жыл бұрын
And I hate spongebob.
@turn.103
@turn.103 4 жыл бұрын
@SeriousName It took me a while to get it as a kid but only because the joke doesn't work on spanish (my lang.) Still tho it is incredibly obvious
@marcuscheng974
@marcuscheng974 4 жыл бұрын
IRIS Corporation then it means no one likes you
@ashookamanuela1901
@ashookamanuela1901 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it is called Bikini Bottom cause it is a play on the place Bikini Atoll where Nuclear Bombs get tested.
@darrenjenkins466
@darrenjenkins466 4 жыл бұрын
that not... why its named that...@SeriousName
@dani.obrien9307
@dani.obrien9307 4 жыл бұрын
9:58 - 11:00 is hilarious them laughing makes me laugh and I love it when Mark gets mad 😂 Mark is so madddd lmfao
@HellaciousWhiskey
@HellaciousWhiskey 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how quickly Bob can get under Marks skin xD
@alexanderbrambleton3653
@alexanderbrambleton3653 4 жыл бұрын
**grenade drops out of Mark's hand** **Catches it before it hits the ground** "I'm the best, I'm the best that there ever was". *Only to face the reality that the same grenade he saved, killed him*
@JJ-gn1tb
@JJ-gn1tb 4 жыл бұрын
Lol hahaha
@andioop7940
@andioop7940 4 жыл бұрын
That’s deep as fuuuck.
@captainducker175
@captainducker175 4 жыл бұрын
Greatest in the world greatest in the world no lie I might be best to ever do it best to ever do it Ahdhebeidudbqbeenficcowjwbedh Greatest
@xuixv
@xuixv 4 жыл бұрын
Betrayal
@A-Dead-Soul
@A-Dead-Soul 4 жыл бұрын
@@xuixv Ikr xD
@Jaketheaxman
@Jaketheaxman 4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: bikini bottom Markiplier: Bikini Bottom! Markiplier: *BIKINI BOTT--* _Markiplier has left the chat_
@ManWithAMask_
@ManWithAMask_ 4 жыл бұрын
'm not sure if he was just joking about not knowing about "Bikini Bottom", or he's actually that dull.
@kiorade7594
@kiorade7594 4 жыл бұрын
ManWithAMask Gaming I didn’t get it till now either
@secretsheep4106
@secretsheep4106 4 жыл бұрын
@@kiorade7594 because its the bottom of the ocean near the bikini atoll?
@aspirationsDelineation
@aspirationsDelineation 4 жыл бұрын
@@secretsheep4106 Which is where they detonated some of the Atomic Bombs. Therefore, talking Sea Animals.
@TheKingLuis13
@TheKingLuis13 4 жыл бұрын
@@ManWithAMask_ i sub to u because im generous
@quetzal8100
@quetzal8100 4 жыл бұрын
8:13 Ah yes, the "sweep technique"
@TheZipperDragon
@TheZipperDragon 2 жыл бұрын
Wade is the definition of the 'Modern problems require modern solutions' meme. Mark is your that little kid that enforces fake rules because he's losing.
@kenmarlenn
@kenmarlenn 4 жыл бұрын
"Why wouldn't Amy approve of this?" Please note that in the chat, Amy confirmed that she does, in fact, approve.
@Vermouth_19
@Vermouth_19 4 жыл бұрын
I was there and cackling when I saw her comment LOL
@amberrr_misss
@amberrr_misss 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@artistgirluniverse2283
@artistgirluniverse2283 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@pixnyx9836
@pixnyx9836 4 жыл бұрын
When was this? Lmao
@Spicystachegamer
@Spicystachegamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@siciother7320 what's her username
@TK0921
@TK0921 4 жыл бұрын
“Shut up I’m right about this!” He is actually totally right about it...with how janky hand simulator is though I was still expecting the grenade to blow up in his hand.
@thetoastlord5355
@thetoastlord5355 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the pin just keeps the hammer in place. When the hammer flies off, it starts the primer which gives you a 4 second count down (Unless it's a dud) and then it goes kaboom and shrapnel flies everywhere
@disengageddanny9331
@disengageddanny9331 4 жыл бұрын
The Toast Lord sorry but it’s not a hammer it’s called a spoon
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 жыл бұрын
@@disengageddanny9331 OMG yes thank you, finally someone smart enough to know better. I swear most people know 1 thing about a type of weapon then apply it to everything else when it doesn't make sense.
@-0__________________________0-
@-0__________________________0- 4 жыл бұрын
@@bloodlove93 ask yourself this, do you actually give a shit?
@gamingbros4832
@gamingbros4832 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's actually rlly right I've got alot of experience with grenades
@dukedashwolfgg2283
@dukedashwolfgg2283 3 жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised that Markiplier knows how a frag grenade works
@Frostyflakes
@Frostyflakes 4 жыл бұрын
Me: looks at the thumbnail *immediately gets intense flashbacks* FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES
@crozdwirez
@crozdwirez 4 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@veryredrobin417
@veryredrobin417 4 жыл бұрын
That was what I was thinking 😂
@Jumboi
@Jumboi 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@randyglaze6593
@randyglaze6593 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@brokenflame3650
@brokenflame3650 4 жыл бұрын
Off topic but the spongebob thing it was meant to be an adult swim watch the first episode you'll know
@booga9584
@booga9584 4 жыл бұрын
AMY: So.. how was your da- MERKER: *bIkInI bOtToM*
@warrynfullagar745
@warrynfullagar745 4 жыл бұрын
Water Sheep PEEEEETTTTTEEEEERRRRRR AAAAAKKKKKIIIIIIMMMMMOOOOOOTTTTTOOOOOO.
@callmejulia96
@callmejulia96 4 жыл бұрын
Water Sheep rip 🙏
@trickshot646
@trickshot646 4 жыл бұрын
Bikini Bottom is actually part of the bikini atoll in the Pacific ocean, which was subject to several nuclear tests by the US during world war two.
@dudeman7738
@dudeman7738 4 жыл бұрын
@@miranimal Mr.Krabs is a penny pincher. BAAHAaHAaaHAHa!!!
@booga9584
@booga9584 4 жыл бұрын
@@trickshot646 r/geniusrighthere (Thanks btw lol)
@grcdcknsn
@grcdcknsn 4 жыл бұрын
The absolute rage Mark is experiencing in this video is insane
@adumbbuglovingloser3198
@adumbbuglovingloser3198 3 жыл бұрын
i love how mark pointed the wrist thing at the camera like a gun while screaming that he knew how grenades worked
@renegadebeck2058
@renegadebeck2058 4 жыл бұрын
Wade Wars: 1: The Phantom Hand 2: Attack of the Frames 3: Revenge of the Mark 4: A New Game 5: The Bob Strikes back 6: Return of the Frames 7: The Rage Awakens 8: The Last Frame 9: The Rise of Control issues
@hooodini3322
@hooodini3322 4 жыл бұрын
Barbra: a Wade Wars Story
@ninjayoshi8020
@ninjayoshi8020 4 жыл бұрын
Dislocation One: A Wade Wars Story
@sky257utgk7
@sky257utgk7 4 жыл бұрын
Just golden dude just golden
@yasming3979
@yasming3979 4 жыл бұрын
You my dude deserve more likes
@jrcspiderman2003
@jrcspiderman2003 4 жыл бұрын
Damn that's actually really good
@novaproductions3938
@novaproductions3938 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: asks wade to start a converstion. Wade: *releases demons of hell through sneeze* Mark:😑😑😑
@thesacredorb4838
@thesacredorb4838 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂 His face was priceless!!
@space-ice8277
@space-ice8277 4 жыл бұрын
these types of comment need time stamps
@novaproductions3938
@novaproductions3938 4 жыл бұрын
Space-ice 1:47
@tylercobb2389
@tylercobb2389 4 жыл бұрын
@@space-ice8277 now if only everyone relized that
@space-ice8277
@space-ice8277 4 жыл бұрын
@@novaproductions3938 thanks
@TheTsar69
@TheTsar69 2 жыл бұрын
I threw hand Grenades in Army Basic Training. I can confirm, Mark is indeed right.
@axentz8434
@axentz8434 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: How come your military is good? Me: They just shake the grenade.
@anotheravatarlover5207
@anotheravatarlover5207 4 жыл бұрын
Markimoo: I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK *_[FBI has entered the chat]_*
@waffle1261
@waffle1261 4 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@shuie.
@shuie. 4 жыл бұрын
F.B.I: *Allow Me To Intruduce Myself*
@elmerpruitt66c
@elmerpruitt66c 4 жыл бұрын
&>[9_5>^_R&[[&K
@malgorzatakawken
@malgorzatakawken 4 жыл бұрын
@@elmerpruitt66c yes, I agree
@gabeguidice4349
@gabeguidice4349 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@DeadInside-eo1ct
@DeadInside-eo1ct 4 жыл бұрын
IM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW HOW TO USE A GRENADE! MARKS FBI AGENT: ...
@emlynselene1096
@emlynselene1096 4 жыл бұрын
Here to inform you and the rest of the internet that the NSA is the ones who keep track of you and your internet history. The FBI do the investigation part.
@emlynselene1096
@emlynselene1096 4 жыл бұрын
@Athro Kyte I was being serious. A lot of people actually do get it confused because of the meme. Just thought it was a decent time to mention it.
@mushroomfae
@mushroomfae 4 жыл бұрын
@@emlynselene1096 r/woooosh
@Code_Ax0
@Code_Ax0 4 жыл бұрын
@@emlynselene1096 I understand you. Thanks for the little lesson. I was wondering because I was like, the FBI can't do everything!That's actually a little nice thing to know.
@DeadInside-eo1ct
@DeadInside-eo1ct 4 жыл бұрын
@@emlynselene1096 I was just saying it for the meme, but thanks anyway!
@that1bunny821
@that1bunny821 3 жыл бұрын
" Wade, just start a conversation with me." Wade: * aggressively sneeze or coughs ( or both?)* Mark and me at the same time: * giving the " what is wrong with u, why are u like this" looks*
@ninjakitten3160
@ninjakitten3160 3 жыл бұрын
D
@joethunderfox6762
@joethunderfox6762 4 жыл бұрын
3:03 floating tire
@KitNoxious
@KitNoxious 4 жыл бұрын
"The hammer" is actually called a spoon, but Mark is correct. Nade only goes bang when you let the spoon fly off
@AnimeDigitalArchive
@AnimeDigitalArchive 4 жыл бұрын
And with a 3 sec timelimit till 🌋
@nightwolfe4127
@nightwolfe4127 4 жыл бұрын
3-5 seconds.
@menacingspoon9079
@menacingspoon9079 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could fly
@cristobalalvarez5491
@cristobalalvarez5491 4 жыл бұрын
There’s been accidents were soldiers took the pin of and the Grenade went of instantly
@DarkPillWarrior
@DarkPillWarrior 3 жыл бұрын
@@cristobalalvarez5491 That sounds terrible. Just instantly exploding without even knowing why. :(
@aiden7845
@aiden7845 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Start a conversation Wade: sneezes Me: Great conversation
@Joey21363
@Joey21363 3 жыл бұрын
11:35 wade fades away into nothing....
@austinkeith2091
@austinkeith2091 4 жыл бұрын
"If the thing doesn't fly off, oh shit the thing flew off" Mark 2020
@irain4927
@irain4927 4 жыл бұрын
At least his frames worked. And it only took him figuring out Spongebob after 20 years for them to work.
@Jeezy04
@Jeezy04 4 жыл бұрын
I Rain I call frames
@crashfan11
@crashfan11 4 жыл бұрын
It took me several years to recover from the so called... (Jelly doughnuts) from the 4kids Pokemon dubs... God damn it...
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched spongebob so I don't get it
@missy2375
@missy2375 4 жыл бұрын
@@bipstymcbipste5641 go watch sponge bob it's worth it. THINK OF THE MEMES
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 4 жыл бұрын
@@missy2375 I don't like spongebob. Mainly cause it used to be in English when I was younger and then after growing up, I can't get into it
@rodolfoschool7386
@rodolfoschool7386 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: The hammer sets off the grenade. Bob and Wade: No. Mark: Why are you booing me? I'm right!
@elijahtel6776
@elijahtel6776 4 жыл бұрын
Rodolfo School He is
@PunkyPlays
@PunkyPlays 4 жыл бұрын
What ok
@Adplusamequalsadam
@Adplusamequalsadam 4 жыл бұрын
It’s called a spoon, so technically he’s wrong.
@Moros-fg8om
@Moros-fg8om 4 жыл бұрын
A hammer is on a gun, a spoon is on a grenade True fact
@myriahkeays3846
@myriahkeays3846 4 жыл бұрын
Kaiden Howe it kinda does matter lol If you ask me to hit you with a spoon and I hit you with a hammer you will be none too pleased But point taken lol
@CaptainSkullDemon
@CaptainSkullDemon 4 жыл бұрын
In this episode, Mark finally understands "Bikini Bottom," and knows how grenades work. :D
@ethankren930
@ethankren930 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 that orange flash followed by the explosion was the best
@dakotatypo2805
@dakotatypo2805 4 жыл бұрын
"Why are you questioning me *YOU'RE DEAD"*
@maxegan2398
@maxegan2398 4 жыл бұрын
Dakota Typo when my granddad asks me a question
@richardrosejr0
@richardrosejr0 4 жыл бұрын
Max Egan why is this so funny!?
@maxegan2398
@maxegan2398 4 жыл бұрын
Rich Dick Thank you hehe
@dakotatypo2805
@dakotatypo2805 4 жыл бұрын
@@richardrosejr0 I know right Good job Max Egan
@CarlosCruz-uh5sr
@CarlosCruz-uh5sr 4 жыл бұрын
N I G H T C U M Markiplier: 2019
@skylinetherager5365
@skylinetherager5365 4 жыл бұрын
Morning moist
@ziepex7009
@ziepex7009 4 жыл бұрын
Late night adventure
@probablylucky6671
@probablylucky6671 4 жыл бұрын
Other people: wet dream Me, an intellectual: Night Cum
@Kaitri
@Kaitri 3 жыл бұрын
Pin FALLS out from shacking "Haha he threw the pin" Sad times
@The_Wallflower
@The_Wallflower 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, you blew my grenades away from- wait, is that one *B O O M* “
@AllenMZim
@AllenMZim 4 жыл бұрын
If you listen really closely, you can hear someone cry out in the distance... *"FRAMES! FRAMES!! FRAMES!!!"*
@KristinaPhoenix
@KristinaPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
this was in my head the whole time
@AllenMZim
@AllenMZim 4 жыл бұрын
Kristina Phoenix Haha I was expecting the frame rate to drop when they started shaking the grenades. 😆
@KristinaPhoenix
@KristinaPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
@@AllenMZim same!!!
@SuperdarkSonic-pg6ge
@SuperdarkSonic-pg6ge 4 жыл бұрын
FRAMES
@kitchenroam1509
@kitchenroam1509 4 жыл бұрын
"Dont you tell me how to love holes!" -Markiplier 2019
@donnabarfield9415
@donnabarfield9415 4 жыл бұрын
umm...which one
@crabcakes5346
@crabcakes5346 4 жыл бұрын
the vacuum hole
@kitchenroam1509
@kitchenroam1509 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, this comment blew up.
@Emily-bq9jt
@Emily-bq9jt 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is genuinely mad. 😂 well bob and wade are just over there playing the game
@sneakyspylamarre2990
@sneakyspylamarre2990 4 жыл бұрын
11:25 Mark dose know how to use a gernade if the pin is out it dose not go boom it is the hammer that will make it go boom boom and I think the pin can go back in if the hammer is still in to stop if from boom boom
@jackmcwhackass9212
@jackmcwhackass9212 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *"THATS NOT THE WAY THE GAME IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!!!"* Wade: *Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions.*
@notrealroblox4343
@notrealroblox4343 4 жыл бұрын
*Don't talk about my nipple arm, just let me reload this gun - Markiplier 2019*
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 4 жыл бұрын
4:59
@donnitapeachers1962
@donnitapeachers1962 4 жыл бұрын
2019
@notrealroblox4343
@notrealroblox4343 4 жыл бұрын
@@donnitapeachers1962 it is 2019
@donnitapeachers1962
@donnitapeachers1962 4 жыл бұрын
I mean -markipler 2019-
@Sniper_Jacob06
@Sniper_Jacob06 3 жыл бұрын
9:50 this is where, sh*t gets funny.
@conflictbrooks
@conflictbrooks 4 жыл бұрын
Mark arguing with Bob over how a grenade works reminds me of me and my friends anytime I say anything. Edit, 2y later: Got better friends. This comment is no longer accurate : )
@generalgriveous1923
@generalgriveous1923 7 ай бұрын
Kiss your friend. Do it. Make him the best friend.
@dankweedo
@dankweedo 4 жыл бұрын
It's called Bikini Bottom because there's a real place called Bikini Atoll where the U.S. government tested nuclear weapons which kinda is perfect for an explanation of why the animals in the show can talk other than "it's a cartoon" because the radiation from the nuclear explosions mutated them.
@quisqueya6898
@quisqueya6898 4 жыл бұрын
That makes so much sense
@oblivionthekhajiit1155
@oblivionthekhajiit1155 4 жыл бұрын
If you or any other animal is exposed to too much radiation you die I think it melts the person it burns them or you just drop dead from radiation poisoning
@jaredreynolds6738
@jaredreynolds6738 4 жыл бұрын
@@oblivionthekhajiit1155 It can still mutate creatures before death.
@curiouskatsayshello4673
@curiouskatsayshello4673 4 жыл бұрын
Nice Lore drop! 💜 that was interesting trivia to read
@curiouskatsayshello4673
@curiouskatsayshello4673 4 жыл бұрын
Apex Champion good luck with life
@DragoNate
@DragoNate 4 жыл бұрын
"I cheated and my game crashed!" Good, Wade. You deserve this.
@webbercoyote1926
@webbercoyote1926 4 жыл бұрын
Karma
@logicalwren2326
@logicalwren2326 4 жыл бұрын
Thats not karma, that's fate
@DragoNate
@DragoNate 4 жыл бұрын
@@logicalwren2326 I think it's karma.
@logicalwren2326
@logicalwren2326 4 жыл бұрын
@@DragoNate no it was fate he would cheat his way to death, maybe a bit of karma
@DragoNate
@DragoNate 4 жыл бұрын
@@logicalwren2326 karma is like getting punishment for something (in this case) but fate would be pre-determined
@MoguBro
@MoguBro 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else like wade’s too when he says he’s too good with the grenade 7:59
@undertow6149
@undertow6149 Жыл бұрын
17:41 there was just an ad when the explosion happened
@shimari5107
@shimari5107 4 жыл бұрын
"Bikini Bottom", the "Crusty Crab", "Sandy Cheeks", yeah, spongebob is full of those jokes
@harrisonmoore3841
@harrisonmoore3841 4 жыл бұрын
What about: "Krabs is rich in Bikini Bottom"?
@yeetskeet8051
@yeetskeet8051 4 жыл бұрын
Krusty Krab**
@kawaiiii725
@kawaiiii725 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god i just realized this
@logicalwren2326
@logicalwren2326 4 жыл бұрын
SPONGEBOB: Rated R: for sexual themes
@TrueMohax
@TrueMohax 4 жыл бұрын
The show was originally for adults
@leahsutherland1664
@leahsutherland1664 4 жыл бұрын
I really hope Amy can hear him screaming at 2 of his best friends through the walls. I hope she chuckles to herself before putting headphones on.
@gagelink2457
@gagelink2457 2 жыл бұрын
What amazing hopes and dreams you have
@Spoopyboopin
@Spoopyboopin 2 жыл бұрын
Truly pure
@demonprincess9680
@demonprincess9680 2 жыл бұрын
You think she just has noise-cancelling headphones at the ready for whenever Mark records?
@leahsutherland1664
@leahsutherland1664 2 жыл бұрын
@@demonprincess9680 I'm quite sure of it
@hunterlynch881
@hunterlynch881 Жыл бұрын
I think it’s more she gets ready to buy a new chair
@AuraMaster7
@AuraMaster7 Жыл бұрын
Bikini Bottom was named after the Bikini Atoll, where there was a bunch of nuclear bombs testing by the US military. The cast of SpongeBob are mutated sea creatures (and a squirrel). Bottom probably just refers to the sea floor
@exoticdachoo007
@exoticdachoo007 2 жыл бұрын
Them laughing at Mark while he is right is amazing
@Bionix21
@Bionix21 4 жыл бұрын
ITS AGAINST TERMS OF SERVICE *sees video has no ads* Well I Guess it is
@j-j8984
@j-j8984 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice!!
@missy2375
@missy2375 4 жыл бұрын
I never really get adds during his or jacks videos
@Bionix21
@Bionix21 4 жыл бұрын
WE ALL FALL DOWN because they’re all demonitised
@sema1273
@sema1273 4 жыл бұрын
@@missy2375 Because they don't spam their videos with ads, From what I've seen they usually put two ads on a 20 minute video, While some other KZbinrs(Jake*cough* Paul*cough*) Put like 13 ads, But Sean and Mark still gain more than them.
@rahulg5403
@rahulg5403 4 жыл бұрын
@@sema1273 that's because they are going bankrupt
@yourverybestfriend1263
@yourverybestfriend1263 4 жыл бұрын
Mark's custom character cured my erectile dysfunction.
@datura9441
@datura9441 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedaycareattendant4497 yee?
@hijinnyanimations1460
@hijinnyanimations1460 4 жыл бұрын
lamalallama :v - wow
@cristi7634
@cristi7634 4 жыл бұрын
*E*
@datura9441
@datura9441 4 жыл бұрын
@@cristi7634 I'm waiting for the normal, no "I CAmE fiRSt" or "I LIke MaRK lIkE iF You TOOOOO!" Comments
@cristi7634
@cristi7634 4 жыл бұрын
@@datura9441 I CaMe FiRsT
@VCafeRadioCopyright
@VCafeRadioCopyright 2 жыл бұрын
5:20 is where I see the magazine is backwards and I'm crying
@gavyngilhooly8120
@gavyngilhooly8120 2 жыл бұрын
watching Mark work himself into a frothy rage over being teased is one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube
@addisongipson1151
@addisongipson1151 4 жыл бұрын
BEFORE VID: I'm gonna call it... rage lag "FRAMES!!!"
@SHADTHLAD
@SHADTHLAD 4 жыл бұрын
You said frames okay *restarts*
@cartooncat4383
@cartooncat4383 4 жыл бұрын
FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES FRAMES!!!!!!
@lotto5498
@lotto5498 4 жыл бұрын
Well you got rage right.
@jsynthmusicofficial4273
@jsynthmusicofficial4273 4 жыл бұрын
*adopts wades's idea* *keeps losing* "ITS CHEATING"
@stitchedtwinkleteddy
@stitchedtwinkleteddy 11 ай бұрын
Mark is not alone. I never thought about it being bikini bottom. That makes so much more sense
@lavenderlavender3952
@lavenderlavender3952 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao haven't seen Mark that mad in awhile
@antisimptrooper4635
@antisimptrooper4635 4 жыл бұрын
13:55 me when my friends are purposely trying to upset me while I spit mad facts:
@glue4468
@glue4468 4 жыл бұрын
Lool
@antisimptrooper4635
@antisimptrooper4635 4 жыл бұрын
"No its not just because you guys light spammed, YOU LIGHT SPAM AS EVERY HERO U PLAY AS!!, ...WTF!?"
@air-ric9488
@air-ric9488 4 жыл бұрын
@@antisimptrooper4635 thanks thanks thanks
@BrokenCDprodux
@BrokenCDprodux 4 жыл бұрын
2:42 Bob's laugh synced with Mark opening the lid.
@sithrulezz423
@sithrulezz423 4 жыл бұрын
OMG you're right lol
@ColeThatBoy
@ColeThatBoy 4 жыл бұрын
lemme just timestamp where i was in the vid 12:39
@booperdooper9762
@booperdooper9762 4 жыл бұрын
@@ColeThatBoy Me too 16:23
@jacobgoddard9688
@jacobgoddard9688 3 жыл бұрын
You right
@sasorakic2860
@sasorakic2860 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit😂
@joethunderfox6762
@joethunderfox6762 4 жыл бұрын
11:16 greatest freak out 13:58
@Bleggh
@Bleggh 3 жыл бұрын
10:00 hahahahah gold hahahaha
@amos0641
@amos0641 4 жыл бұрын
Wade rages with Uno Mark rages with Hands Simulator
@rivergaming2393
@rivergaming2393 4 жыл бұрын
Marks rage is entirely understand with how jankey this game is wades with uno is just hilarious 😂😂
@MischiefLord777
@MischiefLord777 4 жыл бұрын
And Bob rages in Overcooked
@lizordperson1862
@lizordperson1862 4 жыл бұрын
*YOU RIGHT*
@gabrielgutierrez4351
@gabrielgutierrez4351 4 жыл бұрын
Lizord Person this is f*kin Barbara’s fault
@KennyT.E.MGamingandMore
@KennyT.E.MGamingandMore 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielgutierrez4351 Yes I agree
@xxaudri.altheaxx5070
@xxaudri.altheaxx5070 4 жыл бұрын
Mark :someone start a conversation with me Wade: *sneeze like a demon * Mark: that's not a conversation Bob: *laughing*
@t_kn0x
@t_kn0x 2 жыл бұрын
9:40 is when the meltdown starts
@ShinusGachaLab
@ShinusGachaLab 3 жыл бұрын
Bob:Mark,you total understand what's happening Mark:Yea Me:Wait wut?(Goes back) Mark:Good Me:(Keeps rewinding till it says yea)
@shadowart1028
@shadowart1028 3 ай бұрын
12:30
@writingfanfictionprobably7356
@writingfanfictionprobably7356 4 жыл бұрын
Did I waste 20 minutes on Mark freaking out? Best decision ever.
@Virus_-gp5zi
@Virus_-gp5zi 4 жыл бұрын
causticXenia ...how do you “waste” 20 minutes...yet it was the “best” decision...
@NateSchulte
@NateSchulte 4 жыл бұрын
On the last episode: *"FraaAAAammesss"* Now: *"I KNOW HOW A GRENADE WORKS!!!"*
@WRLDOfSad
@WRLDOfSad 5 ай бұрын
5:55 "the clip is-" *Jesus in the corner with glowing eyes*
@satanexe5632
@satanexe5632 2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if mark is serious when he's raging or if he's fine 😂
@EmeraldSogeking
@EmeraldSogeking 4 жыл бұрын
"You're in the stairs, Wade." Story of Wade's life
@lakefish7743
@lakefish7743 4 жыл бұрын
Wade is Harry Potter. Noooooooooo!
@Sk8rGamer
@Sk8rGamer 4 жыл бұрын
that literally makes no sense
@lakefish7743
@lakefish7743 4 жыл бұрын
Harry lived under the stairs in a closet for years before Hogwarts.
@eliteanbu2392
@eliteanbu2392 4 жыл бұрын
Dio!
@eyelandss
@eyelandss 4 жыл бұрын
9 page Dorararararra
@ladaf1660
@ladaf1660 4 жыл бұрын
“My real laugh...I save it for my real friends”
@bladeclanhalo3
@bladeclanhalo3 4 жыл бұрын
which is funny because bob doesnt have friends
@SAJR1986
@SAJR1986 4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else back in 2020 because mark finally learned he had to let go of the grenade to throw it?
@Ash-Ketchum702
@Ash-Ketchum702 4 ай бұрын
The gaslighting in this is sooooo f’n hilarious. Mark’s frustration is so founded 😭😂😂
@supergamerbros5673
@supergamerbros5673 4 жыл бұрын
(Wade and bob: laugh) Mark: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK AND YOU DONT!!!!!
@kentuckyfrieddragon4834
@kentuckyfrieddragon4834 4 жыл бұрын
19:16 Basically "Omae wa mou shindeiru." "NANI?" But in English
@pandagoddess2774
@pandagoddess2774 4 жыл бұрын
I love this.
@alifouad6998
@alifouad6998 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@questorincompetus8841
@questorincompetus8841 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful
@tradingturtle2313
@tradingturtle2313 4 жыл бұрын
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