I TEST YOUR TERRIBLE AWFUL NO-GOOD EMBARRASSING BRIDGES | Poly Bridge 2

[@rwaitwhat]

"Engineering Professor Getting More and More Disappointed While Grading First Year Papers" is surprisingly hilarious to watch. I would like more please.

[@ThePatxiao]

reminds me of a joke I heard where a bunch of Engineering professors get on a plane and are then told it was made by one of their students. All but one of the professors haul ass. The last one says, if it was made by his students, he has no worries, cause no way this fucker is going to take off

[@weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369]

@@ThePatxiao I loved that

[@Arcturus_Reaper]

@@ThePatxiao Damn thats a good one. Take my like good sir.

[@rensutra5880]

Pat Xiao HAHAHAHA

[@martinplaysbg7289]

i completely agree

[@bradleymorgan8223]

I love the hydraulic bridges that just slowly and elegantly rip themselves apart

[@imaginewagons4299]

Reminds me of myself

[@randyescauriaga2575]

r/ihadastroke

[@jensenjulich7084]

I love the bridges that just collapse all at once really, really fast

[@harutoSpring]

time stamp

[@pixelartkid7965]

@@harutoSpring every level with hydraulics

[@Q.Brainrot]

21:54 I love this design so much because it's such a disappointment and a plot twist, like you expect the dome to come down but you don't expect the bridge to have a missing part

[@SallySue9725]

I know right! I did not see that coming the first time I watched this

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

The long road is like “STOP!!! DON’T GO ANY FARTHER!”

[@Resi1ience]

TECHNICALLY you can't *have* a missing part, that's why it's missing

[@NafizGames22]

Two plot twists in one place😅

[@nickphaux]

​@@Resi1ienceWhat about "It has a part missing..."?

[@vidhoard]

31:08 One of my favorite things to think about in this video is that this was during a livestream so he just screamed "LIXIAN NOOOOO" and then just had to act like nothing happened

[@froggycheckers]

💀💀💀

[@wren4now904]

YO I JUST GOT TO LEAVE THE 1000th LIKE MY SOUL IS COMPLETE

[@kieran101yes]

I mean, even if it's not a livestream, Mark has to do the acting and Lixian just edits around that.

[@vidhoard]

@@wren4now904 noiceee

[@vidhoard]

@kieran101yes right but usually he's alone in his office. Not in front of an audience of live viewers. 😂

[@mayadaniello848]

Whenever one of the bridges fail, Mark sounds like a disappointed dad who’s also not surprised.

[@diamondbeater8121]

LIXIAN NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

[@Betaster3000]

2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

[@cinamick2114]

his moderators kinda dont know how create a bridge but they were just trying to impress him

[@cooldude56g]

"huuuh... I always knew it would come to this."

[@Archalius]

2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

[@jun1purr889]

Mark: "It's gonna be called the hug" My last two braincells: *because it rhymes with grug*

[@aarontuck492]

Croods reference. I like it.

[@colossalidiot]

nice reference, I forgot that movie existed until I saw this

[@juniejunebug]

we share that braincell

[@trashhuman7774]

Rare reference me like

[@zippywippy222]

omg i was thinking the same thing when he said that!

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

75% of the designs: Where we're going, we don’t need roads.

[@syna6622]

So true

[@DatA_RedactedD]

Bact to the future 2

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

@@DatA_RedactedD hooray you got the reference

[@Spartan-hg7ej]

Exactly

[@kepherd6645]

Back To The Future more like Back To The Drawing Board

[@fueselwe]

31:35 "It's got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love's there" -Markiplier, 2020

[@gun_violence_gaming]

.........OH SH-

[@Raindrop199]

I died laughing

[@Mystsprit]

that’s what she said

[@qfcbv]

"oooőōűUOOÕŒØH"

[@christopherwebster6354]

Alternate title: 'Twitch Stream Audience Tortures Man Who Could Have Been an Engineer for 48 Minutes.'

[@mikeratomn3475]

Another one: Mark reviews children's bridge designs

[@asmrroleplayhaven]

😂😂😂

[@deathbringerdraws4164]

Lmao so true.

[@Peter1Griffin1001]

he couldve been an engineer *sobs in bathtub*

[@dogwithabeard2612]

I fear the possibility of him becoming an engineer.

[@Cassiopea]

Mark in here: "Damn I'm a genius" Mark in Minecraft videos: "I'm starting to believe I might be an idiot"

[@whish67]

@@KrovierYT Raft: I'M a genius and all of YOU are idiots!

[@Lotus-sp6cu]

The Moods™

[@brenda256]

the duality of the markimoo moo

[@ThatoneGuy-wb2nj]

Perfectly balanced as all things should.

[@ThePenisMan]

He’s bad at both is what’s even funnier

[@freeze_zane0691]

25:16 "I did it! I did it! Now how did you guys ma-" -Markiplier's last words before utter disappointment

[@Sushidog2005]

LMAO

[@harrisonmoore3841]

This whole video in a nutshell

[@crazinventorirl]

I keep going back to this, lol!

[@weird_0]

42:50 the way mark was so proud of himself and halfway through it just collapses and his "oh god please no" had me rolling and crying.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

I was actually believing in him. Big sad

[@HSamee]

Years of academy training wasted.

[@mentlegenpooty9711]

Alternate title: Engineering Teacher Mark loses hope as he grades his students' projects.

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

I like this title very accurate A+

[@sliceofvie2381]

10/10

[@thetableoflegend9814]

I like this narrative

[@bonnieshenton9426]

Stoole

[@Zack_Zander]

There are a few good students... And there are... "those students"

[@camo6465]

34:55 is the perfect example of “it’s not stupid if it works” lol

[@seanreedhere9393]

Or “you used the wrong formula but somehow got the right answer”

[@InternetAntagonist]

or "He's a little confused, but he got the spirit"

[@atharputra538]

Or "i stapled my balls to the table again"

[@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970]

@@atharputra538 you're a little confused too, but you got the spirit

[@unknownvariable2456]

Or "don't knock it till you try it"

[@lysandish3265]

Mark: *actually complimenting a well thought out design* Fans: L o *o* -p-

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

The *l o o p* beckons.

[@kevenlacy428]

Mark is more like PULLLLLL

[@bayareasportsfan04]

More like *J U M P*

[@Waaaaaaa2897]

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 more like B R E A K S M A S H

[@madmonsterbbb9131]

Loop-de-loops DO NOT *W O R K*

[@chasemeadows6176]

20:16 I love that it takes him a second to realize what it is. Never change, Mark

[@PCrailfan3790]

@Kaylyn Machala you don’t want to know please don’t look it up

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

​@@PCrailfan3790but it's just "big pussу", isn't it?

[@bigendered]

WHAT IS IT

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

@@bigenderedvulva I think

[@Person7503]

​@@bigenderedThat thing that everyone says smells fishy.

[@LegoLordPro]

Everyone: "tRuSt Me, I'm An EnGinEeR" Mark: *losing his sanity one bridge idea at a time*

[@demoku8949]

Legolord Productions stfu

[@aarontuck492]

Yep.

[@aarontuck492]

To the losing sanity part.

[@pedrofernandezpena2]

DemokuPlays YT what did he do to you?

[@micahthesir5305]

Until he becomes caveman mark

[@epiclogic3074]

The scariest thing about this video isn’t the bridges It’s the fact that mark said, he didn’t have 5 ovens anymore

[@Greadiux]

43:35

[@raniellelopez5653]

I lost my will to laugh after i heard that

[@Betaster3000]

1:22

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

True horror...

[@emmawillis353]

MARK DOESNT HAVE 5 OVENS ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@calltheshibas9534]

17:19 ‘It was called the Droop Snoot’ ‘The Droop Snoot?’ ‘The snoot drooped’ ‘The snoot drooped?’ ‘The snoot went droop’

[@Dr.pepper457]

The droop snoop

[@user-rd1tn8qm7t]

Snoot droop

[@pioneer1131]

the snoop would, droop

[@nicodoumic5305]

@@Dr.pepper457 The droop snoot?

[@whillgaming24]

The droot snoop

[@theninjakid1430]

5:50, That counts 13:01, This is where I lost breath 21:33, You tried 26:59, Good effort 31:07, Best bridge yet 34:55, That was actually ingenius

[@genericalias5742]

“I don’t think you understood the prompt…” is one of the funniest things in this video because it actually makes him sound like a teacher grading an assignment.

[@viewer6670]

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!!"

[@thatcrystalpie]

Mark 10% of the time: that's really good! Mark 90% of the time: *wHAT IS THAT‽*

[@PhilosopherInsomniac]

Much respect for the use of the Interrobang.

[@ventusios6978]

97%*

[@lesliecox2257]

I love the instant faces of confusion he makes

[@Redbikemaster]

100% of the time: 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼

[@Redbikemaster]

@@PhilosopherInsomniac ikr. It's cool to see someone use it

[@zerochaos7]

I feel like Marks reactions are those of every structural engineering teacher looking at new students' first project. Things like "you skipped the tutorial" = "you didn't look at the book" or "it hurts my brain" = "It hurts my brain".

[@daniiiqwq]

i could not feel my lungfa

[@goose1773]

"It's an express route down to Neptune himself" sounds like a card against humanity card

[@burrgurrandfrie8053]

My dog? It’s an express route to Neptune himself

[@pattonkesselring4247]

Nep what?

[@Joyn-420]

card against humanity card

[@pattonkesselring4247]

@@Joyn-420 sounds neppin hilarious. (Someone please get this joke.)

[@TweekLudwig]

Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled: "It's an express route down to Neptune himself". Can you explain?

[@latexbeep]

28:42 "it'll be called the hug" The hug: maliciously does the opposite of hugging

[@faithprinz896]

"and this is is what the world is missing out on and i feel that they weep every night because they know they can never experience my full magnificence and i know this and i too cry at night knowing that the world is deprived of my genius, i know this.." *van stops* mark's face: -_-

[@allinory]

This is what teaching in elementary school feels like

[@CynthiaMcKeen]

That is why I will never be a teacher

[@taylorbritt499]

"this is awful and you should feel bad" *8 year old runs away crying*

[@PrayingForTheMeteor]

Mood.

[@sarahthumm3162]

This is what any teacher feels like at some point

[@dbzboi8389]

I’m kid but I’m like the smartest in my class I got adhd so it might be why and if you don’t know why I said adhd might make me smarter is adhd gives you talents I’m good at math also I found a loop hole so 25 + 25 = 50 so it’s be the same just with more digits so 25000 + 25000 = 50000

[@SortOfABigDeal]

I still rewatch this video a lot because I love how clear it is that his community is just trying to make him laugh. They don’t care about the game, they just want to see Mark smile, it’s so wholesome.

[@sirbreadstick]

You say try to make him laugh but have you considered some try to make him triggered?

[@sara4024]

Yeah I think they're just trying to piss him off

[@Kaunoe]

Same, we all share a collective brain cell and it’s beautiful.

[@starfishthrower486]

36:30 Mark: "I'm going to put you in detention." Student: "You'll never catch me alive!"

[@kloownkoosey501]

This whole video is just mark being a high school teacher marking papers

[@nightfox183]

This is how it still is marking college papers tbh.

[@zoeyhanson3882]

You Right

[@05TE]

I read that as "school teacher being high" and it still checked out.

[@normaloperations3484]

Then he is the best B- (I don’t know what that is in numbers but I don’t care) for a failed designe thus he could get you through you’re year because he only gives high marks

[@rattatoowiiuwu1402]

*u right*

[@heartofonyx9763]

45:20 The “oh” is just so full of surprise and utter sadness, it’s so funny

[@lilypearce3214]

The 'no's afterwards really sell the whole thing 😂

[@meyvv881]

mark: i dont have 5 ovens anymore. me: no, impossible

[@ghoulishtheories7979]

He secretly has 6 now. Mark stays upgrading. 🐸☕️

[@MrRods]

Shit

[@MrRods]

The king has fallen

[@Betaster3000]

We are downgrading

[@meyvv881]

@@ghoulishtheories7979 ow shit u close to 69 lmao

[@Flowerbarrel]

My dad studied engineering in college, but eventually became a philosophy professor. A story he likes to tell is about an engineering class he was in where he and most of the other students goofed off. The professor was irritated and said, “if you make a mistake in here, it’s okay, but you make a mistake out there, your bridge collapses!”

[@underthybed1637]

Mark: "I don't have 5 ovens anymore" Everyone:Shame

[@laurenking4979]

He just has 6 now 😌

[@realcanadiensneverdie]

@MarkDiesAlot mk

[@ZeroKirby_Arts]

He exchanged them for 16 buckets.

[@stanmarsh7890]

@@ZeroKirby_Arts This is canon

[@kristoferschirmacher7232]

In another uni verse where Mark is an engineer: “Bridge engineer, Mark Fishbach, kills 976 civilians due to bridge collapse”

[@TsuladanGaming]

In that universe Jack is running Cloak all by himself.

[@carlosdafox21]

Fish

[@ThrashMetallix]

When reached for a comment, he replied simply with "I'm a junyus."

[@audoldends6799]

I’d believe the universe where mark is a structural engineer

[@realdragon]

"Aparently bridge was designed by his student and the beams were in shape of penis"

[@nooblalalarrrr4Zombieleader]

17:37 Person: Gets Bonked By Bridge Mark: *L A U G H T E R*

[@thewaffle4797]

I need that clip on a one hour loop

[@SkippyThe31st]

@@thewaffle4797 YES

[@Border_Patrol_Vegito]

Put the Taco Bell sound when the guy gets hit and it is much funnier

[@Pressure_Point]

31:42 Lost it at this part. The seemingly good design brings our hopes up just for us to realize that it doesn't have any roads

[@caedlittler2149]

The character willingly driving off cliffs: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.*

[@nos249]

Mark: make bridges Chat: **makes horrible, terrible, no good, very bad bridges** Also chat: c o m i d e e

[@retrotimes4250]

Mark: *rambles on* The car: "THIS VAN IS MINE NOW."

[@MajronStudios]

5:23 I love that it takes a second for Mark to realize and laugh at a word he says 1 million times per video.

[@Luse_kororo]

F*ck xD

[@nichamyy2011]

"There's an infinite amount of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them"

[@spicykermit5684]

He underestermates us...

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Sounds Michael Reevey

[@its_queenkaitlyn6530]

*reads this comment right as he says it*

[@spleens4200]

When

[@explosionatr3153]

Likes are at 666 and I’m gonna leave it at that

[@Elphret101]

35:00 That is such an engineering "Exactly to functional specs" solution

[@quantumblauthor7300]

It works in this specific scenario, that's all it needs

[@toothpasteman3400]

@@quantumblauthor7300 indeed

[@Corcupix]

@@quantumblauthor7300 over-budget but ok

[@KittyKatty999]

"YOU BUILT NO ROADS!!" Living in the countryside in a nutshell.

[@shinigami_samurai7058]

Mate all of wales be like (BTW for all the Americans reading wales is in the UK).

[@cooldude2722]

37:57

[@EliteJax4180]

@@shinigami_samurai7058 You underestimate the 1% of people who know common sense in America. I, an American intellectual, understand what comprises the United Kingdom. But you are correct. 99% of us don't even know what the Leinster flag looks like.

[@shinigami_samurai7058]

@@EliteJax4180 i thank you for your intellect

[@EliteJax4180]

@@shinigami_samurai7058 I must thank you for such. Not many people believe there are many intelligent people in America, due to our shitty education system.

[@possomboy3663]

20:21 Get your mind out of the gutter Mark, it’s just a big coffee bean😂

[@SuzakuGame]

Alternate Title: Mark's Community Attempts to Break Him for 48 Minutes

[@johnowlgem9264]

and from the looks of it succeeds

[@daggerdagger9470]

I would have clicked this in a heartbeat

[@fortressandroidpldn9758]

Breaking mark in record time?

[@secretarybird459]

That grandma started it all.

[@matthewihrig1014]

Alternate alternate title “Mark has several mental breakdowns in lees than an hour”

[@MythInTheMaking]

Mark looking at designs: we don’t have enough road! Everyone’s designs: Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads

[@MinecraftCoalBlock]

Back to the future?

[@OLDmanBOB]

@@MinecraftCoalBlock no, its from The Terminator 3

[@SQUIDWORD15]

@@OLDmanBOB no, it's from Robert Cop

[@mentecato666]

It's from event horizon brothers

[@headphones_guy777]

No it's from the Metrics

[@lwright9690]

Mark: "actually trying to build bridges" Other players: *pee* Moderators: this is fine.

[@Kaunoe]

The moderators fueled the chaos and I love it

[@UsmanMalik-jo8rg]

Hey! I remember you! You were in a How 2! How to survive on deserted island!

[@Grayies]

@@UsmanMalik-jo8rg click him if you remeber him

[@Grayies]

@Ivan Varela I-

[@Grayies]

@Ivan Varela rip-

[@zocker2586]

34:52 I haven't laughed so hard in so long 'til this magnificent moment

[@justanotherguy2915]

28:49 The sweet embrace of death.

[@shadowx3benz117]

Thanks for the link, I have now watched that about 60 times and I keeps getting funnier

[@notbob6431]

Same xD

[@totally_straight3852]

Plot twist- it is William aftons wife that drowned in her car

[@UltraVioletLite]

Dave: Oh crap, Old Sport is dead!

[@totally_straight3852]

OH NO Ehhh they'll be fine they just have to walk it off

[@kayborder4940]

This is as close to an engineer as Mark will ever get

[@Lisa-td2wr]

at the pull bridge one you noticed why he didnt become an engineer

[@Kuvoa]

This reminds me of when I took engineering classes in high school absolutely boring lmao

[@professionalpainthuffer]

I think this might be as close to engineering as he wants to get lmao

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Well he has said before “maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t become an engineer”

[@amandaclark9302]

Ur funny

[@cartersmith6628]

This is probably what it’d be like to have Mark as a high school engineering teacher

[@schilson1]

I would love that

[@Rainbowcat445]

This would be preferable to my actual high engineering teacher lmao

[@Jakecake95]

Giggling at inappropriate jokes, appreciating genius bridge designs? hell yeah

[@jbussey5301]

@17:35 a prime example of how 2020 rolled in.

[@deadpooldealsdamage]

Bridge maker: ‘F in chat’ Mark: _‘Finchat.’_

[@awmehgoddd]

Mark Edward Finchat

[@Plusle843]

Finnish chat?

[@jamesc.2743]

"Finch at"

[@Plusle843]

@@jamesc.2743 At whom? X)

[@AirLight1646]

I say Finchat now a lot instead of F in chat

[@Gartoons]

Marks bridges: a masterpiece Marks fans bridges: the definition of "Thar She Blows"

[@smalcoyote1110]

Everbody abandon bridge! She's going down!

[@xsvggoblin9948]

Best comment right here

[@breadman0512]

34:44 is my favorite one that actually worked.

[@IAmSkystrike]

Why use hydraulics when you can have a boat hole?

[@CsQ_RandomRepository]

@@IAmSkystrike Because reasons 🤪

[@yaboiTyTy]

"How do i road" is my personal favorite

[@Mii4210]

Same lmao I replayed that part a few times and kept laughing at it 😂

[@breadman0512]

@@yaboiTyTy Yeah, that one was super funny too XD

[@xelloe]

mark: I'm a engineer genius also mark: using coat hanger plastic as a replacement for a strong metal pin.

[@TubaNinja099]

200 IQ junyus right there

[@joshc5613]

to be fair, that was DURING college. nobody is a genius DURING college

[@skykrasher4475]

In his defense, he did biomedical engineering, not mechanical.

[@Militia_Misaki]

well you know if it works we're good (that never works)

[@RitvikAlt]

35:00 this one made me laugh so hard i almost spat food on the monitor.

[@rainstorm6707]

I just love people like that who completely ignore the rules but still manages to pass

[@cancannibalseatcans3114]

I frickin wheezed at this one 😂

[@just_a_tired_they_.2437]

45:36 these two are my favs 😂

[@femmemachete]

38:48

[@Mike-Wav]

This was my fav: 25:54

[@HybridMiranda]

I have genuinely not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you everyone. Thank you Lixian. And whomever made the 'oh sh*t' bridge, you in particular owe me a new pair of pants.

[@altsc]

Clean up on bridge oh shit

[@jackal292]

You oh shit your pants

[@Cyclone-rt6ih]

Dude I cannot agree with you more this made me cry twice and I couldn't breathe multiple times for how funny this shit is😂🤣

[@FREEEAGLEDETROIT]

Haha

[@mynamese1103]

Timestamp on oh sh*t bridge?

[@karleyfin7299]

I'm so tempted to have my dad watch this since he is an actual engineer and is working on a bridge right now

[@mutantmaster1]

At least time how long it takes for him to loss his sanity

[@nicholaskaplan3802]

Yes please

[@meowmers3259]

please do

[@bulletkingaming2808]

This gon be fun xD

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Please provide us with updates after he watched it

[@Outanower]

As someone that actually studied physics and engineering in university, this was hard to watch

[@skykrasher4475]

I’m an aerospace engineering major. I feel your pain.

[@augurly]

His designs are really good. He could have been an engineer.

[@SStarry_Days]

Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

[@TheDukesOfIDV]

Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

@Michael Arellano Hi are you a SIMP

[@MiamiMochi]

He did go to college for engineering and almost got a master's degree.

[@jacobrookey3284]

JJ CooL r/woosh

[@eltarugo6899]

"HEHE CAR GO CRASH" Why am I laughing so much at that??!!

[@starwarsinfo5378]

“What kinda idiots made these” That would be your fans, Mark, that’s us idiots

[@ahfreshair9242]

F r o n k

[@samanthathomas9435]

Very funny idiots

[@blue_rogue2324]

Us creatures

[@Jalbesbe]

I see Mark has been watching a lot of Michael Reeves

[@traffic411]

F in chat LOL

[@tinybunnyfish]

I always come back to this when I need a good chuckle. Mark's reactions to everything on top of the ridiculous bridges makes for a great feel better comfort video

[@iantheguy9731]

27:11 I love how the ramp at the end of the bridge curled up onto the dozer and pulled it downwards like those bug eating plants, sundews I think they are called

[@orphancloud1132]

Yeah. Those are Sundews, scientific name Drosera and by far my favorite carnivorous plant.

[@slendertv3616]

You right

[@TheOfficialHattyHattington]

@@slendertv3616 oh.

[@ratboy2791]

I was thinking scorpion but that works too

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I thought venus fly trap

[@Katenkiokotsu]

Mark audience be like: We didn't fail, we just discovered infinte ways on how not to make a bridge

[@joyfreg2337]

Yeeah making it easier for people to know the right way... i mean right? the more wrong we know the more right looks correct.

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

I Was The 666th Liker

[@bonnieshenton9426]

.

[@claifers1841]

We didn’t fail We simply did not win

[@sevience1300]

My vids are alot like Markiplier's vids

[@korarain8190]

26:01 *says “F in chat” Markiplier: *F I N C H A T ?*

[@maevemilless4561]

Un-uh, peeling ngl that’s what I saw too

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

69th liker. Nice. lol

[@egg5711]

E

[@unfunnyguy1377]

E

[@MarkoDash]

F in chat, for oh Shit man and his hydraulic dong 46:46

[@UnKnown-hf4mi]

5:56 Task Failed successfully

[@ellithejoker1046]

20:14 That design is top tier engineering

[@Leah-Heala]

Truly, a master of their craft.

[@yakkowarner20]

I spent almost 20 minutes laughing!

[@Invalid-user13k]

8:16 Express route down to Neptune himself 13:10 Car carrying van. MARK: where are you going? 25:52 Is that New Mexico 31:13 Lixian No 38:36 Hi Lixian 46:03 Sanity: hi Mark: I don't have it 47:00 oh crap. Mark: Haha

[@hozani3875]

i agree with Ida Bagus Karuna Satwikananda

[@Invalid-user13k]

@@hozani3875 me too

[@Invalid-user13k]

@Ida Bagus Karuna Satwikananda thanks

[@hozani3875]

@@Invalid-user13k also its express not epress before the redditors come in

[@awesomenija6627]

35:17 Mark: "And here's the probuscus where the bridge becomes erect so the boat may pass through." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MaccyCheeze]

Person:tries to make f in chat Markiplier: *F* *I* *N* *C* *H* *A* *T*

[@youareoneant]

ＦＩＮＣＨＡＴ

[@Reaper-gg3fg]

A shark's favorite type of chat...

[@maevemilless4561]

That’s what I read too at first until he said f in chat

[@andrewhazen5569]

43:09. Markiplier's look of defeat as the bridge collapses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kaunoe]

This is one of my favorite videos of Mark interacting with fans, it really showcases the two collective brain cells we all share with Mark. I am so proud of this community

[@blueflamefae7898]

Mark has all of the brain cells.

[@danielclark612]

I'm glad mark appeared to ha w fun, because I would have literally murdered myself if I had to deal with this.

[@Androids23]

Mark + his fanbase = chaos

[@SMPandanic]

So none?

[@kittygirl593]

Mark: Where is it going?! Me: Davy Jones locker.

[@Timoruz]

You know, the "me" is implied.

[@nuclearbaron649]

could i join

[@maxthedeadthing]

to quote my english teacher: “if breathing was voluntary, most of y’all would be dead”

[@awmehgoddd]

I actually kind of enjoy the prospect of an English teacher using "'y'all" like that.

[@maxthedeadthing]

awmehgoddd i live in tennessee and he’s from georgia so it’s kind of hard not to :P

[@angelbyte]

@@maxthedeadthing You will ALWAYS here y'all everywhere in Tennessee XD At least where I live-

[@draky7953]

@@@angelbyte *hear Just in case you need more English in your life.

[@hUh--]

@@draky7953 (the fact that you put an extra @ is triggering my inner perfectionist...and I hate it so much and I don't know why ;-;)

[@exodiusgames6021]

"I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail." Me, looking back at most of Mark's catalog, especially any puzzle game: We learned from the best.

[@joshuahooks8600]

Markiplier: Hug? Car:*jumps gap completely* Markiplier:*silence*Damn.

[@davidstark7151]

a god damn flex on mark dAMN

[@lxnat1c232]

I love furries like you damn bruh

[@akumasaaan]

Mark Big Brain: I could have been an engineer, I know this, the world is deprived of my genius, I’m sorry *second van fails to cross bridge and make it to its checkpoint* Mark Big Brain: *confused deflation*

[@may.k222]

“Mark being disappointed in his fans for 48 minutes straight”

[@Mabra51]

*48

[@oaksynia7353]

@@Mabra51 48 minutes and 38 seconds*

[@may.k222]

Okay damn I didn’t realize ppl would come for me for not being precise💀

[@corrina3024]

45:22 I enjoy the jiggle physics when the bridge hits the ambulance 😂

[@watterztrail7870]

“NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST MESS UP ON A BRIDGE BECAUSE IT’S COMICAL. YOU NEED TO BUILD IT PROPERLY SO IT DOESN’T CRASH AND FALL. THAT’S THE POINT OF THE GAME” 46:42

[@satoru_gojohollow]

hehe bridge go brkrnbrkbrbtbrybbu

[@nyxession944]

hehe bridge go CRUNCH

[@chazreginaldo2305]

haha bridge go *p e n i s*

[@imnotusingthisanymore2300]

Wooow original.

[@cupid3890]

brig go *E*

[@JeffOfTheMountains]

To paraphrase from Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame: "I REJECT YOUR ENGINEERING AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!"

[@piplupcola]

This is it. This is the entire video.

[@zeltron]

Yep

[@zeltron]

U can't see my videos

[@BladeAerialFox]

I’m sure the people who made really dumb bridges just wanted to hear him laugh.

[@micahdodoodles]

who doesnt enjoy that, his laugh's adorable

[@cursedskell3437]

True or their stoopid jk~~

[@Eilishiplier]

you don’t know how it feels when he laughs at the things you made. really made me happy

[@LeiaLouise]

We’re all like lil’ kids!!! 😊 😝

[@smashmallow1012]

I mean mark's laugh is infectious

[@MajronStudios]

42:45 Markiplier actually gave up a level, and is now using his fans as a way to make it to the next level.

[@pidialski]

there’s two types of people. people who simp for mark and people who makes loops.

[@jaygay6576]

And one person that actually makes a bridge.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

I do neither so idk wtf you are talking about.

[@connerbidlack6401]

@@strangewayfaringstranger I think you didn't watch the video

[@keris8708]

And then there are people who dont build roads

[@Mahitoenail]

And pp makers

[@eldriopossum]

this video has the energy of a tired dad trying and failing to help his children with homework

[@itsvhere4327]

Dad Energi

[@ilikerice2454]

I would like this comment but it's at 420

[@ilikerice2454]

So apparently 3 people liked this comment while I wrote the other comment

[@icemagiciangh]

I love that Lixian added Seán’s scream for the van falling

[@yevenlu3243]

Timestamp, plz.

[@totallyoriginalusername1791]

Ok I stomped a clock

[@norielleserato]

@@yevenlu3243 31:49 ??? It sounded like him to me I guess

[@lostsouls1919]

@@norielleserato it is, it's from the video where he did nothing but change shirts, and scream at clips of his videos

[@pq1282]

It’s not his scream

[@goosifyed9717]

"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist" mark- 2021 30:09

[@rigtatoni688]

Mark: *sets hydraulics to expand* Mark: ITS GONNA PULL Hydraulics: *expand*

[@thepringleman_]

*sees Mark test their bridge* Fan: (: *Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge* Fan: :(

[@HinataElyonToph]

Alternatively: *Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge* Fan: >:3

[@-NGC-6302-]

They deserved it

[@joeyjoe303]

Nah I'd still have my smile

[@katarinaandrejkova4590]

That is a 100% True XD

[@capncrunchy]

Mark: Tests fans bridge Fan: :) Mark: This bridge is actually good Fan: Ascends into the heavens

[@mangotango8115]

Never in my life did I ever expect to laugh so hard at bridges, but here I am. I think I've gone insane.

[@Leah-Heala]

This is fucking hilarious.

[@eclipse6874]

same

[@ksb8693]

Same

[@drohit1207]

5:22 is my favourite moment of this vid lol, just the few seconds before the joke hits

[@nielsdegroot2997]

People submit bridges that are waaaay over budget. Markiplier: A+ Now I know how every engineering project goes over budget...

[@averydavis9834]

I remember watching this live and thought: "I can't wait to see Lixian's edits"

[@khamisah5264]

Its same

[@MajimmyTheOne]

Lixian is the best

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

lmao me tooooo

[@brandonchan5387]

I'm literally crying with laughter from 27:00 onwards

[@Dani-qu8jc]

Ikr samme

[@Nightstormshadow1]

Mark dieing of laughter as everyone fails at bridges and questioning how they got to that point is the best. We need more of this xD

[@RSDGAMESmuzzy]

Classic Markiplier

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

The better ones were when Mark was utterly convinced the bridge wouldn’t work and it did.

[@-tsukaretta-]

dying*

[@msthatiamjrdkneice]

Some people understood the assignment. Other people did *not* understand the assignment. The majority of people seemingly did understand the assignment, and yet, they purposely chose to not do it.

[@json379]

Mark: “So how’d you guys -“ Sees the monstrous designs Marks: “So you’ve chosen...death”

[@LAValentine9]

"Memento Mori."

[@micahthesir5305]

Why are you here Jacob Frye?

[@dest891]

m o r t i s

[@sevience1300]

My vids are alot like Markiplier's vids

[@Dipdirt]

Mark: became a engineer Literally everyone: *we all gonna die*

[@jannie21012]

Funniest thing I’ve read in commets

[@squirrelystew8323]

@@jannie21012 I love commets too

[@Somespideronline]

@@jannie21012 "commets"

[@loganhermann8313]

Mark: *careful to not go over budget* Literally everyone else: Budget? Who gives a crap about budget?

[@alexconn7473]

I read that in the scouts voice

[@pixelartkid7965]

@@alexconn7473 makes sense.

[@CantStopTheA-TrainBaby]

0:00 - Mark has fun in Poly Bridge. 0:30 - Mark's slow descent into madness.