Jonathan Scott asks about DIY | Handsome

Jonathan Scott of the Property Brothers asks Tig, Mae, and Fortune about Do It Yourself and their "honey-do" lists on an episode that's both handsome AND handy! Plus new nicknames, balloon animals, Fortune's Sound of Music adventure, and more!
Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Feimster
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[@Hypnoticeagle]

Fortune slips into cowardly lion when she sings and I am here for it

[@somanyfeelz]

YESSS! It is his complete vibe wrapped up in a Fortune cookie!

[@rarad.3793]

I was going to comment the exact same but didn't want ppl coming after me 🤣

[@izzi3000]

"The Woman that I'm heavily involved with" is the best

[@user-zn3pi5vv7g]

We refer to our daughter Imogen as bugg. ❤

[@Prairiegirl3]

I want to start saying “ the man that I’m heavily involved with” when I get one lol

[@angiemalone8262]

TWTIHIW

[@katieelmas6371]

"I can't blow my vibe, and be too jacked up" on a sweater please. #TIGRELAX

[@maryanne2772]

😂

[@somanyfeelz]

A "family get-together" sweater event.

[@megh9806]

Fortunes diary monologue from Spain killed me 😂 22:01

[@evelynholland9426]

Omg I died, came back to life, listened again and died again 😂😂😂

[@zoekosmas8796]

My face hurts!!!😂

[@MichMichMe]

Omg. “My parents are dead” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@megh9806]

💀😂😂😂😂

[@wandaturk7910]

I laughed so hard!

[@MichMichMe]

I mean mine are as well. The way that landed… priceless.

[@Megdee83]

Tig seriously has the best timing

[@ashleighmurphy5135]

Alright, we need some more early morning podcasts. This is gold! Sipping my coffee and laughing my head off!

[@TiedUpTee]

Agreed!

[@AShook591]

36:28 Years ago, I watched "The Red Green show" with my dad. And they do a segment called handyman corner. At the end of the bit, the guy says, "Remember if women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"

[@HeatherFaraMS]

I was surprised no one caught that too!

[@kathyjones1078]

I loved that show!

[@CatyBee]

Saaame!! My dykey 1980s flannel and leather moms and I used to laugh so hard at his show. Wholesome fun with a tag line I've taught my boys. ❤

[@soapywoodswitch]

omg the Tig digs about the sound of music tour had me crying

[@sarachazindonaldson909]

"can you tell them we're both nervous" - PRECIOUS!!!

[@ambgo2023]

Omg yes a question from Mae's dad would be hilarious!

[@Willow_moon364]

Mae's Dad's Instagram is my favourite! When Mae said their Mum is shy- I always forget that Lisa Kudrow isn't actually their Mum 😂

[@mcushing1000]

As a 67 year old grandmother from Australia, I just love this crew. I sit and giggle through this entire conversation. Smart and funny. I think Australian audiences would love Fortune, but maybe that's just me.

[@emiliemae2676]

As a 32 Australian I love them all!

[@xenawarriorprincess4411]

I love when you let yourself laugh with each other because it gives the audience a chance to laugh along

[@lauralesche8859]

Yesss! ⬆️⬆️⬆️

[@Megdee83]

Right!?! Them laughing at each other is just so heartwarming! I feel like they were extra giggly this ep

[@richardmanville5621]

I feel warm inside whenever Fortune sings. ❤ I’d like to preorder “Pretty little lady sings the American song book” plz.

[@carocaro3000]

i would say "B U L B O U S" around Tig every chance I got lolol

[@suzanne1891]

My name is Suzanne and I pronounce it the French way!! I grew up in New Orleans. Now, living outside of Louisiana, no one says it the French way. I've never felt so seen....

[@amygoodman4320]

"Same" best response ever. Seriously had tears running down my face. My teenage daughters thought I was losing it.

[@renhamilton5789]

haha re Mae's brother in the play 'saying his feelings' my 7 yr old niece was filling out holiday cards for ppl in her school and she asked her mom 'What do I write?' and mom said 'Just write what you feel!" Well, the mom later had to replace one card to the teacher in which my niece wrote 'I don't like when you tell me I'm late and you should try to be a better teacher. Merry Christmas.'

[@christinamichelleee]

That’s pure gold

[@shannonyeatman53]

I,… 200% need me some HANDSOME COFFEE ☕️!!!!!!! Please?!!!

[@NHYarris]

I LOVE this podcast! I laugh so hard and I look so forward to it every week.

[@Taboo008]

They didn't even pick up on the handsome photo with the heart in Jonathan's background!

[@danihusom8668]

Came to comment the same thing! 😁😆

[@lifegood1712]

Looking at the pic as he was talking about his "non-creepy" obsession is what made it funny to me. I think Fortune saw it based on the timing and duration of her laugh.

[@susanscott9498]

I want to hear Fortune sing Eidelweiss again. 😂

[@edelhennhoefer8124]

I’m Irish and I’ve to say Fortune nailed the accent. It was borderline but they are (and always will be) forgiven 💚💚💚

[@Cullenore]

Who else sees a new graphic for Handsome Podcast merch??…bulbous albino frog 😂😂😂😂😂

[@heatherilse4510]

It needs to be a stop-motion animated short film.

[@XandraHomes]

I love Fortune’s diary! 😂 Also I feel Fortune as I was 19 or 20 on a bus tour through Windsor, Bath and stone henge by myself on a bus full of Aussies and Kiwis. I just disturbed this Tasmanian woman the entire time

[@19stevekob81]

Does anyone else rewind the intro several times and sing it with them? 🦗🦗 Just me?? 🤷‍♂️ Also I live for Tig's FORTUNE reprimands 🤣

[@Colliflower7777]

Ok 2 things… MaePearl was probably their parents spin on MAPLE(being Canadian ofc lol)… AND anyone else realize Tigs life experience is like Benjamin Button? 2yrs drinks coffee and @ 7/9yrs smoking, eats meat AND NOW drinks decaf n doesn’t smoke n vegan. LOVE EM!♥️

[@angiemalone8262]

Omgosh. You’re a genius

[@Colliflower7777]

@@angiemalone8262 thanks! 🤣 They make my day…can’t stop laughing with these 3♥️

[@melodyting88]

WHAT A PODCAST!!!! Tangents over tangents over tangents 😂😂😂

[@lilithblack8645]

Mae was 100% right! Ali Baba and the 40 thieves is one of the many stories included in 1001 Arabian Nights, which, in turn, were stories told by Scheherazade.

[@ChuckChuckGooseChakos]

Scram Clown 😂😂

[@maryanne2772]

I listen to this when I can't sleep 😴 as if this would EVER put me to sleep 🤣 I am now considering building a doghouse for our nutty cockamo (that is short for part cocker spaniel, part American Eskimo husky). I need to hands-it-up for sure. I love living with and caring for my mum, but listening to all of you is giving me some ideas to spice up my basement apartment life. I am seriously belly laughing as I listen to Tig describing her idea of a throuple. I. can't. even. 🤣😂 What would I do without this channel??

[@kristinstone3659]

Open Sesame is from Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. "Open Says Me." I'm really not a know it all, I just got excited that I knew this lol. Love you guys!

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

Fortune definitely needs to record a question from her mother while she is performing in NC! She could ask a Cotillion type questions. That would be great! Luv the podcast this morning. 🙌 Always entertaining and hilarious! 😂✨✨💕💕

[@bethanderson2220]

Omg I love you 3! Im screaming laughing w Fortune talking about her journal on the train! Mae and Tigs questions😂😂😂

[@ta9143]

I love love love this podcast ! Makes me laugh so much and all three of you all Fortune Mae Tig are - alone- comedic genius - but altogether omg- hilarious and so sweet and wicked smart.

[@somanyfeelz]

Yes!!! I literally was just thinking "oh my GOD it feels so good to LAUGH!"

[@RebelSage1]

All you pretty little thangs crack me up! I hope you all feel as good about each other, and have as much fun and benefits from your podcast as what you impart to the rest of of us. And the first thing I always say to the realtor when looking for a new place is, " I insist on viewing the sex dungeon before any other rooms". Keep being HANDSOME!

[@christianleggett6703]

That wasn't a toad, that was the spirit of the stone bench 🐸

[@emmorgan5037]

Toad was dead as soon as it was airlifted out of enclosure. It was white which made it too easy for any bird of prey. We had an owl named Charlie when I was 6 or so. He would swoop down and grab my hair cause it was very light. Birds have the best eyesight tho

[@user-rv3el6gi5u]

I recently binge watched One Mississippi and loved it. I was traumatized by politics when it first came out and tv was not my friend. Wonderful series, funny, sad and inspiring.

[@christiecrawford1653]

Yes! Me too!

[@susanscott9498]

Handsome Brew is a great idea! I want some so I can look cool.

[@musicfan8253]

I’d be down for some Handsome Coffee but like Tig, I’m decaf only. So if you create a blend, please do decaf too.

[@jmc1151]

You guys are so funny, I’m obsessed with the pod. I’ve listened/watched the alien one way to many times now 😆 one day there should be compilation videos of Mae Facts, Fortune Singing, and Tigs sassy moments. 😄 I’m also diggin the new nicknames of Tig the 3rd & lil miss thing 😄 Anywho love you guys I always look forward to Tues episodes now! 🩵

[@staceywells2511]

It's "pretty little miss thing" 😂

[@abluemug]

38:23 Tigs reaction to yet another Mae fact god these folks crack me up

[@RebelSage1]

Oh, and TIG 3. 😂

[@wendygouthro656]

Best podcast ever! This was your funniest episode yet. I so enjoy your show. Keep bringing your lights to the world. ❤

[@AsSa-qg1hp]

You guys are killing me! Please don’t stop. 😂😂😂 Fortune in Spain. I in tears. I want a Handsome mug.

[@jeanniemartini11]

"My parents are dead." (Mine too) Only Tig could say that in such a deadpan that I laughed so hard that my gum fell out of my mouth!

[@Prairiegirl3]

I would absolutely order handsome coffee😊😅

[@a.h.9438]

I had a wonderful time hanging out with you Handsome little cowboys while I got ready for work (as a massage therapist) 😀

[@jasmineg4473]

Every single episode I laugh out loud. Thank you!

[@lalagee2]

I would drink that HANDSOME coffee!

[@missclubb]

I love finding a new handsome pod when I pop onto youtube!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@kristirobinson3973]

Really glad I stuck around for tour announcements - thanks for the belly laughs

[@TiasTravels]

Second Cup really has the best london fogs of all time. Definitely recommend doing it with Soy milk though!!

[@maryanne2772]

Unfortunately, when I comment on anything or text anyone during my inso-mania, I sometimes realize the next day that I sound like I'm drunk, lol. I had to go back and listen to Fortune talk about her diary from Europe. I totally did the whole "Sound of Music" tour when I was in Austria. Without question I would trade my experience for the chance to be with Fortune and the senior couples. 😂 🤣 All things considered, Little Miss Fortune balances out my misfortune of feeling like I'm drunk, blabbing on and on here. 😳

[@mollyeisen-kearns5013]

How did we just brush past the full penetration show !! No MAE PEARLE from tig the 3rd or anything!! This was an amazing pod!!! Thanks y’all!!

[@eveorlando3389]

Yes! Handsome coffee. Hank the 3rd 🤟 And Fourtune I Love when you sing 🎶

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

This episode was delightfully bulbous!

[@CatyBee]

48:00 The saying Tig is thinking of us, "The cobbler's children go unshod."

[@MrsBungle78]

A big yes to Handsome Coffee…as long as it’s ships to Australia!☺️☕️

[@kimculleton7370]

Another fantastic cast!! So happy I found this podcast many moons ago, thank you for all the laughs ❤

[@fakeitmunky5619]

PSA : it is St Paddys day .....as in short for Patrick. Not St Pattys day. Absolutely love this podcast .

[@misshay633]

Fortune!! I went on that same tour in Austria with my mom in 2018! I would have just turned 20 and I was the youngest person there!😂 so much fun yet so embarrassing at the same time😂😂😂😂 I have videos and pictures haha there one picture of me by the bus with my arms stretched out like Julie Andrews😂 Also we need a handsome coffee brand for sure!

[@amyrenfranz2948]

Excited to see your show in Wilmington, NC this Friday, Fortune!!

[@debs_boho_jungle]

OMG, y’all are always funny; but this episode!? I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Thank you Handsome’s. Been trying to come out of a depression and this was great medicine!

[@jenyoseph.quixote]

Thumbs up for the Elliot Smith album cover on Mae's wall. Figure 8 is my fav. Gotta see the mural in PDX if you haven't!

[@trinaolson7131]

I laughed out loud so many times during this episode. Thank you!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Thanks, All... Such a fun show always!

[@mollyeisen-kearns5013]

Yes! Just dying the journal entry!!!

[@user-yq4ry4eb3x]

Can your next special be called "Tig the Third"?

[@ChristopherShandTheGreat]

Open sesame was just a heavily accented way of saying "Open, says me" in theatrical productions of Ali Baba.

[@jungersrules]

Fortune, I also don't remember a whole lot about my childhood. My brother remembers more than me.

[@aud9851]

I’m never heard such a delicious drink so ruthlessly savaged. I love a strong, fluffy London fog with a hint of sweet vanilla made with whole milk. Claggy!? You’re doing it WRONG. 😂

[@bridgetschlosser9257]

I love this podcast so much!!

[@larawilliams2873]

YES TO THE COFFEE!!!!

[@whosaidcate4034]

Gosh. I’m gonna be bummed when I catch up with all this content. Stayed up till 1am last night giggling quietly on the couch❤

[@user-ol7dc5qh7j]

I could listen 24/7 😂😂😂

[@raquellopezmonroy8781]

Yes, I would absolutely love Handsome coffee !

[@erstone343]

Literally drinking a London Fog right now, Mae. I'm 37.

[@FreshmenThesis]

You all keep getting some of my most favorite people to ask these questions!!!!

[@saras1458]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this pod! You are all so great! I've watched on KZbin since it started and look forward to it every week!

[@jamesdove8021]

So much fun. Thank you.

[@DonnaSmith-zc6zb]

I love London Fogs! It’s my go to at Starbucks. Maybe they make them less creamy and less sweet now? And I actually went on the sound of music tour in Austria. I wasn’t 22 but I also wasn’t 70. It was so much fun. It was a bus tour that I was on and everybody on the bus was singing every song as we went through all the places that the movie was filmed. We took our 10 year old daughter along and she loved it too!

[@hopetrading3757]

While listening to Handsome Pod!!!!!!

[@michellepennza7887]

Thomas, please put the Handsome Blend on the list.

[@tealfreemanful]

I fucking love that she went by Teal! I heard that on don't ask Tig and I has to do any audio recording to send it to my husband, who didn't care and ask "who the fuck is Tig?" Yes, we are still together. It was forgivable after agreeing to a Tig binge 😁

[@Willcrochet]

Eating some PASTAH watching the Handsome Pod. 🥰 🍝

[@mistygraham1779]

I would TOTALLY drink Handsome coffee! :D

[@TheresaGelso]

I LMAO today!!!!😅😂❤

[@angiemalone8262]

Is anybody else getting hung up on the “ fact” that Tig and Mae’s hair has the same shape this week?? Plz, if only Fortune would should shape her hair the same… I would die. Love these three!!

[@HunderbarDachs]

That white toad is very similar to a caged, milk-fed veal calf or a goose raised for fois gras. It was probably the best meal that owl ever had.

[@rarad.3793]

I effing ADORE Fortune 😂😅 I just told my sis to watch your podcast cause I make her laugh with thee exact attitude and delivery as Fortune 😅😅😅😅😅 when she's mad or upset I turn into that person 😆

[@ArielZevon]

What a HEAVENLY HANDSOME HAPPY way to start the day. But also, I raise goats and started naming all the billy goats Hank and few years back… so Hank, Hank Jr, Hank the 3rd… Hanks rule 👑 🐐 Cheers and thank you for being on my tiny screen device first thing today, twas just the ticket. 13:19

[@user-rt7qm4xz7v]

Handsome Brew! Yes PLEASE!❤ ❤❤❤❤

[@kimhussey4757]

My father's name was Buzz - which is what I thought Mae said at first. But it turns out that she wasn't saying Buzz after all. Doesn't change the fact that Buzz is a good name. 😅

[@user-qb3ku8ie7n]

Instead of a jar of Rolaids my southern grandma let us chew Aspergum (aspirin gum)and Chews (gum for tummy issues) as if it were candy.

[@007chickee]

Funniest episode so far. lol. Much luv!

[@Civatate0]

Put an albino bulbous frog in the Handsome ping pong machine!