Hank Schrader Meets Tortuga | Negro y Azul | Breaking Bad

As Jesse’s reputation as a ruthless drug lord leads Walt to push to expand their operation, Hank’s initial foray into the high-stakes world of the DEA’s El Paso office leaves him badly shaken.
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Season Two - Episode Seven: "Negro y Azul"
Episode Description:
When Walt and Jesse decided to expand into new territory, Jesse's recent behavior causes suspicion and puts the operation at risk. In order to get her mind off things and find her own identity, Schuyler looks for new career options which lead her to a familiar face. Meanwhile, Hank is finding it hard to find footing with his new colleagues and things heat up between Jesse and his new landlord Jane.
Episode Overview:
Tracking Jesse down at the duplex he’s renting, Walt finds he is in no mood to do anything but hide out and get high following his involvement in the murder of the drug addict who stole from him and his crew. While Walt is inclined to work on his own for now, he reconsiders after Badger, Skinny Pete and Combo reveal that Spooge’s death has made Jesse a folk hero in the narco-underworld. Meanwhile, Hank’s transfer to the high-stakes world of the DEA office in El Paso threatens to expose his shortcomings as it intensifies his anxieties about the job. And as Skyler’s worries about money grow, she is hired to work for Ted Beneke, who she once threatened to sue for sexual harassment.
Though he’s reluctant to take on any rival dealers, news of his reputation as a take-no-prisoners drug lord leads Jesse to sign on to a plan to corner Albuquerque’s crystal meth market. As his health worsens, Walt learns of Skyler’s going back to work even as she is getting close to having their baby. Meanwhile, Hank’s world is turned upside down when a DEA raid turns into a deadly ambush that claims the lives of an informant and several agents.
On her first day back on the job, Skyler is troubled to learn that Ted, the executive whose groping led her to quit several years ago, has recently separated from his wife. Emboldened by his tough guy reputation, Jesse meets with Skinny Pete, Badger and Combo to lay out his plans for expanding their army of dealers. Finally, after Walt warns him that they are going to have to set their sights for the expanded operation even higher, Jesse lands in a sexual relationship with his landlord, Jane.

[@MrBenny10101]

He should have said "I take my time, but I always come out a head"

[@evgeniptolemy5570]

How--HOW--does this not have more likes. F*ckin criminal.

[@bait5257]

F

[@vinnytheplayer5500]

And explode in victory

[@gjk2012]

Hank should have said "What are we doing here, are we going to give this guy a blow job as well?".

[@martinlopez2816]

Missed opportunity for the writers, that would've made the head scene more legendary

[@PaddyRoon7]

I love that they didn't have subtitles for the Spanish scenes during this part of the show, makes me identify with Hank perfectly

[@FedericoPrieto13]

They should put them, because for those of us who speak Spanish, it is very difficult for us to understand what they say. Almost all the actors in the series can't speak Spanish. Most of the dialogues in Spanish are incomprehensible and with an accent worse than that of a 3-year-old boy who only his parents understand.

[@b.ballooon9225]

@@FedericoPrieto13 To be fair that's a good thing in this scene as the point is to put you in Hank's shoes, since he doesn't understand by not having subtitles you're in a more similar boat.

[@jaimejimenez4223]

Couldn’t be me gringo

[@freshrockpapa-e7799]

@@FedericoPrieto13 I can understand it perfectly, and I'm not even latino...

[@FedericoPrieto13]

@@freshrockpapa-e7799 You mean Hispanic, or Hispano-American (American as the entire American continent, not just the USA). Because first of all, "Latinos" are Italians, Spaniards, French, Portuguese, Romanians, Andorrans, half of Belgians ... my comment is aimed at the fact that the majority of second or third generation Latin Americans in the USA, hardly speak Spanish. Those of us who have Spanish as our first language find it difficult to understand it because 1) Terrible and incomplete pronunciation of words. 2) literal translations of phrases or words from English to Spanish that do not make sense in Spanish. 3) grammar mistakes 4) accent. Obviously if I watch a Chinese program, I will understand something despite not being Asian (note the irony, as if all Asians speak Mandarin / Cantonese and your "Latino" had to speak Spanish.)

[@thesuperstar6256]

Hank was not only the rudest towards Tortuga, but also the one who showed the most concern when Tortuga died.

[@squigglyline2813]

Agreed. Although I'd say he was the only one who stood up to him, as opposed to being rude to him. If it was uncalled for I'd call it rude, but Tortuga was clearly F'n with them.

[@claudeyaz]

@@squigglyline2813 the other guys didn't see him as human

[@TheManOnTheStreetOMG]

wait, are we just forgetting the way Hank viewed Jesse? I distinctly remember him viewing him as an asset and a tool rather than a person

[@PurpleH4z3]

@@squigglyline2813 they knew it and tortuga knew it, but it didnt matter, tortuga had seald the dealt the moment he contacted them, he needed to make a move right there because the cartel would kill him if they knew of the dealt so his only option was taking the cartel first or dissapearing under DEA protection, thats why they leave him be, he was a dead man talking

[@olofacosta3192]

@@TheManOnTheStreetOMG that was after a year and a half of Hank becoming darker in personality. By that point he was so caught up in catching Heisenberg that his morals fell of for a moment. Still one of the morally right characters in the show.

[@ilyalead4blade897]

when he says "I take my time and I always win" deep inside we all know where this all is heading to

[@oliverreyes334]

This is it, you won the internet my friend.

[@mystical609]

HEADing to

[@BlueFlame]

I usually shit talk but this was actually funny

[@JoshHookerJoshhook123]

His head being stuck to a turtle and having a bomb inside ?

[@bananian]

He's lost his head

[@Shaggyshadric]

Hank better watch that explosive temper, it could rub off on someone... good thing Tortuga knows how to keep his head.

[@vincentrobinson9645]

Shaggy Shadric Or better yet, at least one time he did

[@stargazer4683]

lol

[@krishan8735]

Well played, that had me rolling.

[@bait5257]

F

[@makingmiracleshappen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyler-cm6vk]

I love how the writers did with this plot line. They really made Texas, the location, some sort of villain. They first make you uncomfortable with Hank’s charms not working and all of his colleagues speaking Spanish. Then they show Tortuga’s death that even Hank couldn’t stomach watching while all of his colleagues are watching like it’s Tuesday. Lastly, Tortuga’s head explodes and scares even Hank’s colleagues. Before this scene, Hank seemed like the best DEA agent who is fearless, smart, charismatic and almost flawless. It really reveals how dangerous Texas is.

[@NoName-sy3di]

Bruh thats just the cartel and border....not texas u fatso

[@flashnimi]

@@NoName-sy3di Resorting to childish insults already? Whats next, are you going to cry to your mummy?

[@chrisredfield6274]

It also demonstrates what it's like to be completely out of your element. New town, new people, new work culture, etc. Truly makes you a fish out of water until you adapt all over again.

[@Tyler-cm6vk]

@@NoName-sy3di sorry man, I didn't mean to make Texas as a state some kind of living hell. When I said Texas, I meant by border Texas, the Texas that Marrie and Hank were talking about. Should've clarified that.

[@HeatyFrog]

@@NoName-sy3di Dude's right though in the context of Breaking Bad. In the same way that Mexico IRL isn't completely drenched in yellow and home to nothing but high-ranking cartel members and impoverished old women drying their laundry in the desert

[@Korijenkins1414]

"I take my time, but I always win." - Tortuga Up Next: The Discovery of Tortuga's Head - Breaking Bad S2 E7 Clip

[@YoutubesaysimCyberbully]

you win death , yeeeey

[@number3stunner118]

Tortuga never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@6_dogs]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clawzx1195]

@꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ ꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ ahh taking a look from your comments on this channel you're a real tough guy.

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@marsnz1002]

"I always win gringo. I gotta jet, Juan Bolsa got me something dope for my birthday..."

[@austinsy8056]

Sorry if this sounds dumb but what does gringo mean?

[@nikoskoumparos1109]

@@austinsy8056 a non-Mexican

[@ItsChapa_]

@@nikoskoumparos1109 false, it's a white person

[@fabianalvarez9332]

@@austinsy8056 in mexican spanish means "everybody from the US or Canada" (especially to anglo-saxon people)

[@RandalfElVikingo]

@@ItsChapa_ False again. Gringo has two origins and meanings but both are kind of similar: one is from the XVIII and it means "a foreign person that can't speak spanish easily" and the other is a colloquial term used on people from the USA. There's white people in latinoamerica, one of the terms for them is "güero".

[@megantrainorvevo9242]

I remember being about around 10-12 years old, being raised pretty sheltered from this content. Then once I decided to sneak and watch late night tv. The first thing I witnessed was this man's head on a turtle. I didn't sneak for awhile after.

[@RoundenBrown]

you're young

[@chino2620]

RoundenBrown yeah 10-12 is young

[@billyrj973]

Megan Trainor Vevo you were a pussy I guess

[@returnoftheredeye]

Whereas you're just around the corner from the pussy.

[@METALRON]

I eat my mama ass on late night TV!

[@Idk-dc7hv]

The scene with his head on the tortoise was mind blowing. It was truly aHEAD of its time.

[@speedguy8637]

🤨

[@adamjohnson1821]

Lol, I get it

[@Jerrodplanck]

That's so messed up. Hilarious but messed up. Lol

[@Idk-dc7hv]

@@Jerrodplanck lol, thanks

[@jamesmoore8815]

Bah dum tissssss

[@shinyagumon7015]

I love how you can tell what kind of person Tortuga is from the few scenes he's in. He talks big and prances about with the DEA, pretending to be smart and sophisticated. But then he buys gaudy junk from a catalogue and you realise that he's just some low life crook who can only make it big by ratting out as an informant.

[@t111ran3]

Actually I loved Tortuga, he was funny and his words flown like a waterfall

[@wattsnottaken1]

Little rata. Just not crippled

[@FreemanWelterweight]

@Nova to be fair cartel members usually hate the police since a very young age, I'm not surprised he disrespects them

[@ratedr7845]

@@FreemanWelterweight well he shouldn't

[@jabroniking71]

@Nova nah not really. this guy was a high ranking member of the cartel and got that way through being his boorish, ruthless self. you think a person like that would switch up their personality just to be nice to come cops? also, clearly the reason they're being so accommodating to him is because he's important to them too. meaning *he* was all *they* had as well.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Tortuga is such a nice character, i bet he'll go ahead in life, riding on success.

[@TheRealBorb]

Turtle named success:

[@nathanpierce7681]

@@TheRealBorb i saw this joke coming before i even opened the replies, love it

[@ndhickson3599]

He’s really gonna blow up

[@kayotic6910]

He's really gonna be *rolling* on that success

[@googleminus3285]

I love how he almost killed Walter in season 4, that scene was amazing

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

Danny Trejo insisted they decapitate him and use his actual head for the turtle scene

[@melquizedec]

now thats a professional!

[@leafyutube]

r you serious?

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Hardcore

[@StefanPaul5]

method acting!

[@saudicomedyhomevideosksa8504]

Bravo Vince!!

[@mogheen]

Danny Tejo will never be out of work in Hollywood, there’s always a role for him

[@ikigai47]

As long as he doesn't back the wrong political party

[@MrJames1034]

@@ikigai47 Yeah soon all good actors who are blacklisted for speaking out against the Dems will be replaced by talentless minorities who only got their job because of their skin color and gender. It's no wonder why a lot of newer movies with "diverse" characters and actors are such flops.

[@galacticpenguintv6752]

@@MrJames1034 Excuse me?

[@dayd7420]

@@MrJames1034 lol the only thing that will wipe itself out is you and that sheep thinking to politicalize everyone and divide people up while the money owners are making new laws daily and further separating the people from each other

[@Sebastian-km9qx]

He’s always seems to be part of a drug cartel who’s a rat😂 he must have snitched in real life. Hollywood always foreshadows shi* like that

[@tommyt2974]

It’s very odd this character was killed off so quickly. He had so much potential to be an added addition to the main characters

[@abdullayaser700]

Thomas Ledford that is why breaking bad is good

[@AmericasComic]

He’s by far the biggest star who’s been on the show. I’d wonder if there was budget limitations to the number of episodes he could be on.

[@abdullayaser700]

@@AmericasComic not bryan cranston

[@RobThePigGod]

He still could be in better call Saul. Don’t forget that.

[@JMoruzzi]

He's no bigger a star than Giancarlo Esposito, certainly not before Machete came out.

[@Doctor699]

"What man goes to the DEA? No man, Hector."

[@H.K.5]

@@thewhitenoisevoice5185 Yeah but Gus thought it was Hector's choice to go to the DEA.

[@gamerknowledge539]

"White boys gonna kick yo ass if you don't stop wasting his time" we miss you hank....

[@That90sGirl310]

….😂

[@RSTEM]

His face and tone when he says "ehh you give me 10" is hilarious 😂

[@danzam40]

I remember when I first saw the episode and thought Danny Trejo would be a great fit for the show and thought he’d last at least 2 seasons. Then he got his head chopped off in the same episode and was like oh, never mind 🤣

[@jesse3050]

Danny Trejo always dies fast in predators 2010 we didn’t even see him die 😂

[@PrismanSP]

He left us too early for sure, Tortuga was hilarious.

[@danzam40]

@@jesse3050 he died offscreen in Con Air too. Plane crashed and then they just hauled his body off missing an arm.

[@jeremyzak654]

@@jesse3050 He died in the opening scene of Anaconda.

[@danzam40]

@@deanjustdean7818 he still could have lasted 2 seasons and then died. Besides, he was an informant to the DEA so he wasn’t that bad.

[@SBGames8]

"Im gonna put them all over my casa" The delivery on this line was the best

[@AK-rv6dq]

"I take my time, but I always win" Walt: "you got one part of that wrong"

[@taylorlipinski4048]

Bolsa: This isn't a present The twins: *chop*

[@gaminacthemaniac6444]

​@@taylorlipinski4048 Hola DEA.

[@rong2912]

Juan Bolsa really liked the way words flow like a waterfall from Tortuga's mouth. He also liked the way the twins made his head fall from his body.

[@fernandosmith2010]

1:18 Banco write this dooowwwwn

[@happy4lol]

He sounds like a kid saying his wish list to his parents for christmas

[@gianl1521]

who is banco ? i dont speak english ,

[@Maddolis]

@@gianl1521 It's Vanco, just the DEA agent's name (guy sitting next to him).

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

🤣🤣trejo

[@Alejandro_87]

Welp, at least Tortuga knew how to keep a cool head.

[@eattheriches1908]

I like the confidence of Tortuga when he says "I'll teach you "

[@wavealip8059]

"This ain't Branson, Missouri" I don't know why but that line always makes me laugh.

[@alexander1902]

He's was calling Hank a redneck out of his element as succinctly as possible.

[@inXsights]

man when i first saw trejo in breaking bad, i thought he's gonna play some major cartel kingpin, until he got his head chopped off

[@gabenfanboy7471]

What kinda confuses is the fact that Tortuga didnt know what was going on until he saw what bolsa wrote on the tortoise. I mean, this guy is an old dude in a deadly business and probably has experience, shouldnt he have suspected anything when he followed his boss to this room?

[@nczioox1116]

old people get complacent all the time

[@bloatersnake9787]

They would have killed him regardless whether he followed his boss or tried to leave the establishment

[@KriegerBR29]

I think he suspected before it. He looks worried when Bolsa calls him to the back. He just didn't have any way to escape it.

[@mythbunkers4716]

@@bloatersnake9787 true. They hired arguably the deadliest assassins in Mexico for a job that his boss could've easily done in his own.

[@SamBrickell]

How bad at reading faces are you? Go back and watch the scene. He's definitely afraid to go into the back room.

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

I love how once you realize the show is not glorifying crime you notice how they went out of their way to make this scene not look lavish or flashy or even nice in any way showing how dangerous the game is especially as a rat

[@BaronVonMott]

Apparently Danny Trejo refuses to play any criminal character that seems to "glorify" that lifestyle. I think it's because he's actually been in prison himself before, so he knows the harsh truth first-hand.

[@pancakepotato1953]

I am loving all the head puns xD really had me bursting out laughing almost lost my head with these ones

[@en3525]

awww, your joke was sucked

[@meat.]

@@en3525 your English was sucked

[@toastergaming7783]

Lmao same. I straight up exploded from laughter

[@mg6192]

He won alright. He finally got to become a turtle in the end.

[@holidayfish]

the way his voice breaks when he says "write this down" so much excitement

[@titus6256]

It’d be a shame to see this man’s head on a turtle. He seems like a great guy.

[@returnoftheredeye]

Hank gets a bit short with Tortuga in this scene, but next time they meet, Tortuga's the short one.

[@hypemugen]

"I take my time, but I always win" Salamanca twins: "are you sure about that"

[@brocktaker]

The way he says “this aint Branson Missouri” cracks me up for some reason😂

[@8177Lr]

Cuz it sounds super white 😂😂

[@leafyutube]

Tortuga has a good head on his shoulders.

[@username-zj9id]

Not anymore

[@Lucas26vvv]

Idk why but I laughed more at this than most other BB scenes, the whole ludicrous situation with the catalogue & when Tortuga looks so sad when Hank shouts at him lmfao

[@CHA0SBLEEDS]

I dunno why, but the way Danny Trejo said, "write this doooooooown had me rolling"

[@xCARNAGE_ASADAx]

"I take my time, but I always win" That didn't age well...

[@jakep1979]

Tortuga: "I take my time and I always win." Looks like he won by being ahead in the end.

[@epicfan1598]

I see what what you did there lmao

[@josephleonard6695]

he takes it slow, but he's always ahead... like a severed head on a tortoise

[@antonchigurh7227]

Only character I actually felt bad for in all 62 episodes of BB was the actual turtle

[@atavoidirc5409]

What about the child Todd shot

[@taylorlipinski4048]

I felt bad for Walt Jr. Because for 5 seasons he's been off in his own world but the last few episodes where everything hit him like a ton of bricks. Also feel bad for Holly because she's going to grow up without her dad and possibly her mom (either emotionally or physically because of the theory about Skyler hanging herself)

[@GamingEelektross]

​@@taylorlipinski4048 I dont see Skylar hanging herself, but I do see Marie and Flynn cutting connections after she traded the burial site for a better deal instead of willingly giving up said information.

[@Alex-jt7rd]

I hope, that in 6 season "Better call Saul" we will see, how Tortuga was recruited by DEA...

[@DiddyKongVsLuigi]

Turtle huh? Must be slow and hard headed.

[@starguy2718]

...or a corrupt, compromised RINO from Kentucky.

[@theeggbandit650]

This is “Heads” down one of my favorite scenes

[@Sebisuper]

I want to see Tortuga in Better Call Saul

[@s.o2864]

Watch this scene again and again and it's impossible not to fall in love with that background song

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

This is a man who knows how to get ahead in life.

[@BDN---lf1ei]

Whiteboy don't like let's make a deal huh 😂😂🤣💀💀

[@matheuscruz8574]

Whiteboy's gonna kick your ass if you don't stop wasting his time

[@theconquistador8862]

This ain't Branson Missouri

[@1218cody]

Danny Trejo is on a mission to be in every movie or show he can. I swear

[@Carltonwanks]

And on. Mission to play himself in every role

[@ndhickson3599]

The Hispanic Samuel L Jackson

[@blackksabbath]

I knew tortuga was gonna get severed from this very moment. He acts too cool for a rat

[@The1Wolfcast]

0:45 This ain't Branson Missouri LMAO

[@artycuen3572]

Will we see Tortuga in Better call Saul?

[@davidcastellanos881]

Nel carnal, el pinche tortuga la neta es puto.

[@codym672]

David Castellanos honey I’m calling ICE

[@negativesplits06]

David Castellanos Así es, vale verga ese wey.

[@riograul2043]

I think the point of this scene was to show how convinced of someone's own greatness someone can be, and how it simply doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

[@Carltonwanks]

Just stop with These lame over analysing comments, 99 percent of breaking bad comments are like this

[@scottvelez3154]

@@Carltonwanks this is the exact moment where lotion power became fed up with these lame over analyzing comments.

[@strangelf]

@@scottvelez3154bravo vince

[@VivisDoomsday]

@@Carltonwanks This isn't even an example of one of "those" breaking bad comments you idiot. That is literally one of the points of this scene and he only typed 1 sentence out. Go waste your time yelling at the breaking bad comments that actually fit the definition of "overanalyzing". They exist out there, but I'm afraid you're too stupid to tell the difference.

[@wren1989]

The Skymall, give me the Skymall would you?

[@slobiden.2593]

They killed him off to show they had the balls to kill off Danny Trejo. It makes you realise that the cartel aren’t fucking around.

[@irvinmorales1409]

That and Danny Trejo always asks for his character to be killed off when they're bad.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Realistically. I don't think you could get a job in the DEA without speaking Spanish. Especially if you live in freaking New Mexico

[@SamBrickell]

@@angelobeque Can you understand English? He's talking about the DEA, you fucking moron. Not Americans living in America, who don't need to deal with border issues.

[@meat.]

@@SamBrickell gah dam

[@careforjusticealways]

“write this doWwwWnn”😭😭😭

[@Drone_PilotSG]

Tortuga getting his last meal request just before he spills the beans on his gang

[@tacitus6384]

Tortuga seems like he'll be head of the Cartel one day.

[@nessmess500]

This guy was always a cut above everyone else. Honestly, I admire how he would always get ahead

[@ivanlopezgarcia2521]

1:38 SAVAGE

[@SolarTerran]

Hank's expression at the end is hilarious

[@tylerandrews3135]

"Well if I had to guess, id say that's Spanish for asshole" 😱 I can't help but uncontrollably laugh at that and so many other lines Hank would throw at everyone. Damn I miss this show💙

[@yashdiablo6969]

Jesse said the almost the same thing to a Mexican cartel chemist

[@hasanrumi8553]

I like how Tortuga treats Hank like he is an uncle that came from the homeland and is roasting his nephew for not speaking the language.

[@Jasonificatiation]

Tortuga really had his head in the game.

[@leebob86]

Love how he said casa!!! Makes me LOL!!!

[@user-yn2ru2ep1j]

I hope everything works out ok for all the guys.

[@spitwmb3319]

Hope he comes out in season 5 on better call Saul

[@sayitdontsprayit9325]

"I take my time.. but I always win" Gets head chopped off and attached to a live turtle

[@listenmyfriendfranklin6325]

I forgot all about this clip. Guess it’s time to start watching Breaking Bad all over again.

[@Wiener-Fag]

What a fuckin king, man didnt even flinch his cigar when hank started getting frustrated 🐢

[@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972]

"I take my time, and always win" It's true, he came out ahead

[@idjut1080]

Lol a head

[@jakeherschel8063]

0:53 Actually, you the way you say "let's make a deal" in Spanish is "vamos a hacer un trato". "Vamos hacer un negocio" is "We're gonna make a business" Source: I'm a native Spanish speaker

[@stevegwizzle3560]

I think Danny Trejo was born in California and doesn't speak Spanish to well, as you can tell. So I assume the directors allowed and trusted him to speak his Spanish even though it's not that great.

[@TheGreatestDarn]

Trejo's Spanish is pretty forced but i think he got it right, unlike some Chicken Man

[@flygonfiasco9751]

It probably depends on the region tbh. It’s certainly not Castilian, but everyone’s representing their region on the screen

[@chusty93]

@@flygonfiasco9751 even though spanish has a lot of regional variations, the mistake persists in this case. "deal" is "trato" in every spanish variant, whereas "negocio" is "business". im also a native spanish speaker btw (in my case, from Argentina)

[@chusty93]

unfortunately, both breaking bad and better call saul have some terrible spanish-speaking actors. some of them clearly know it quite well to some extent like danny trejo or whoever plays don eladio, whereas giancarlo esposito doesnt speak a word of spanish. the same for michael mando (nacho varga) in better call saul. he obviuosly is not a spanish speaker. these latter 2 are speaking it without understanding it, unless someone tells them what that means. also, in addition to the bad spanish-speaking in the cast, there's the bad spanish scripting. grammar and semantic mistakes in spanish are recurrent to some extent in both gilligan's series.

[@ghostpasha9076]

Dude picking rando shit out of the Skymall cracks me up every time

[@gustavovilloldo4370]

Tortuga - I take my time and I always win Hank - Ok. Go ahead

[@flyboysteven9979]

"My name is Tortuga. You know what that means white boy?"...."If i had to guess, I'd say that's Spanish for asshole"...LOL.....I like Danny Trejo..i wish they had used him more in this show...

[@Tasarran]

I like this guy Tortuga. I feel he's really going to get ahead in this business...

[@boosters23]

"They call me turtle because I take my time but I always win" I beg to differ sir.

[@andrewmartin7697]

This is the moment Tortuga became a Turtle

[@buldermatts2968]

this is the moment Machete meets a machete

[@ThyVincent]

The way he stirs them up, he would have made a good head chef

[@jonathangetachew1522]

1:44 Me and the other boy scouts standing up to our scout master

[@Sydneysideliner]

"Hey look, a heart tattoo. Better get me 23 of those"

[@MikeyMart123]

I feel bad saying this but I do NOT remember this part... lol

[@dominikmachowiak3550]

Panda 86 hmm i have watched all episodes last week and i dont remember it too 🤔

[@TrapBabyEddy]

me too

[@senornegativo8924]

it´s a government´s conspiration

[@CGoody564]

I remember it clearly. It's actually a part that stood out to me, as it showed a difference in the culture of law enforcement based on location, and it was an amusing way to show that. Not too long after this, Tortuga's head ends up on a turtle and a ton of police go kaboom. This was the real start to Hanks mental spiral.

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

@@UnSenorMuySerio Stop slinging them then 😊😉

[@girlyghoul]

He's not wrong. Turtles take their time. However, turtles also have the sense to duck their heads into their shells before they get lopped of with a machete... But hey! At least he was able to give "white boy" one more lesson in Spanish. "Hola DEA!"

[@oliverdelavega911]

Vamos a hacer un negocio ❌ Vamos a hacer un trato ✅ Let's make a deal

[@ronrivero1039]

Tortuga just sitting there lazy, he should head out outside and walk

[@11Stucat]

Hank was a badass. Didnt play those stupid corrupted govt reindeer games.

[@salainenlokaatio]

@@CooManTunes You went too far bro

[@dotcon5855]

@Andromeda Bloom lol ok virgin

[@arbynChief617]

11Stucat as much as I would like to play by those rules, in the real world that would get you nowhere. You have to make deals with people in order to get something out of it, thats what they do in out judicial system and our foreign policy all the time. I wish we could simply get by with our morals but the real world is dirtier than that unfortunately.

[@rodolfolinares8254]

CooManTunes dude no one made that about race but you

[@gozolino]

@@CooManTunes You are a very insecure person aren't you?

[@jengasias]

This scene is funny in a couple ways but the best is he's using the feds to order skymall products. That's humor.

[@bigal25938]

Tortuga takes his time. About as slow as a turtle could carry his head.

[@bumi5892]

when the scene fade out ,feels like is going to start the mission and the cut scene was over XD

[@BongWatah]

he may be slow but he is always... a head of the game

[@anzalone138]

Hopefully we can see his character in better call saul

[@nonentity4508]

“I take my time, and I never end up with my severed head attached to an explosive turtle”

[@Funky-Channel]

Tortuga was quite ahead, but it all blew up.

[@rithrius5384]

_"White boy don't like "Let's make a deal!" huh?"_ Neither did the cartel, apparently.

[@jwizdum2103]

The last line is just funny cause he dies hours later 😂

[@AudreyGalaxy]

“it’s a rug you put on the floor! except for it looks like a hundred dollar bill! i love em, get me 20 of em, i’m gonna put ‘em all over my casa” is one of my favorite lines in both series 💀💀

[@loheimperium]

Whats the song’s name in the background before the conversation starts?