Battlefield Friends Closet Colonel S2 Ep8

[@sgtmaexx1709]

"Whats the Spread on an M416" "Standing, crouch or prone" still gives me a smile

[@isaacdiamond8369]

SgtMaexx M416*

[@Oddy_for]

Me*

[@killian9314]

@@isaacdiamond8369 nah, M16a3, battlefield 3

[@richardmoore609]

@@killian9314 the 416 was in 3 too.

[@killian9314]

@@richardmoore609 it was, and m417 too. And m16a4. But he said m16. And the M16a3 is infamous in bf3 for being stupidly accurate

[@CSGhostAnimation]

Quick shoutout to everyone who will pick up a dead medic's kit and revive.

[@averageyoutubeenjoyer9000]

Oh wow , i didn't know i'll find you here.

[@EditSnowy]

So happy I read the comments, nice channel brother.

[@Rex76001]

It’s my duty to do so

[@mischiefnarcisuss1951]

Thanks

[@thischannelisnotmine]

I try to do that all the time and find myself dying to the kit sliding down a damn hill lmao

[@undrbiter1864]

RIP battlefield friends

[@HacksignKT]

;_;

[@randomcompdude]

It ain't coming back?

[@spicymeat3920]

@@randomcompdude sadly not

[@Mr.Goosenhand]

Oh no fuck no your a fucking loser get a life.

[@SonnyTolo]

Nah they're making bank with their current content. No point in going backwards.

[@Keyguin]

I love how they don’t respect this Colonel because he lied about it, but they absolutely respect the one who embraces it.

[@aquafaceproductions1150]

Yeah. The sniper and medic were totally out of character In this episode.

[@decimation9780]

@@aquafaceproductions1150 Nah, there’s a difference between hiding the fact that you’re a Level 100 Colonel in Battlefield, and embracing it wholeheartedly. If you are hiding that fact, you shouldn’t bother to play the game in the first place, there’s no reason to hide that you have played the game for a considerable amount of time unless you personally are ashamed of it. If you’re going to hide it, then you don’t deserve any respect.

[@aquafaceproductions1150]

@@decimation9780 Whatever

[@nobody4732]

@@decimation9780massive W.

[@genkiz8541]

@@decimation9780 man really decimated him. Username checks out 😂

[@joekrafft7125]

C100 vs. closet colonal who will win will we ever know

[@xzenitramx666]

Joe Krafft C100 will win this guy use guns to kill his opponents

[@nuke999170]

@@xzenitramx666Apologies for ruining this, but look at c100 and cc. They might be the same person behind the keyboard :D I started a new account once just because there was no prestiege. I miss the days in bf2142 when I was taking the enemy base or soloing the titan in titan mode :D

[@iGuy28]

Fool. He *is* the closet colonel.

[@nuke999170]

@@iGuy28 shut up fool 😎

[@iGuy28]

@@nuke999170 alright bet 😎

[@SuperAndreas123123]

He is a LEVEL 3 colonels only use knifes

[@joekrafft7125]

No c100uses knifes others might use guns you never know you don't see them ever you die and then that's it

[@pootpoot6718]

123Lamse yeah

[@scottpalframan3654]

Or bows

[@kilroy5408]

Or helicopters

[@wdaswwqads]

Knives*

[@NeCroHaVok61]

I remember those servers that had “No lvl 100 colonels “ in the description 😂😂

[@Wrutschgeluck]

thats why we have more accounts xD

[@tomi9562]

Wait really?!?

[@Bornst3ll3r]

@@tomi9562 yeah way back in the day, used to have shit like no t bagging no scopeless snipers no lvl 100

[@trolltime2128]

@@Bornst3ll3r or that bs about no shotguns

[@AlexWithington]

@@trolltime2128 that one hasnt stopped

[@Thefirefan15]

If there level is lower than yours their a noob if there higher they have no life.

[@sovietdz15]

Owen Cole its basically every game in a nutshell

[@YUNUS.E.G]

Then you must have same level, no problem

[@erikacutie69]

Their* They're* They're*

[@YUNUS.E.G]

@@erikacutie69 thank you I learn English from games and movies and from KZbin. I'm sorry. I speak 2 other languages too

[@erikacutie69]

@@YUNUS.E.G oh you're fine, it just bugs me when I see a grammatical error. english is confusing tbh.

[@Dirtygoggles]

closet colonel vs regular colonel. knifes only. winner gets the others tags and their honor. no respawns no mercy.

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

Closet still uses a rifle. Colonel 100 doesn't need such flimsy toys to dominate.

[@Spoomis]

Colonel without even getting into the server.

[@Songs_for_B]

They are the same person

[@armingips6907]

Wait... knives with or without a bipod?

[@JerKKeR]

@@kaiserepsilon4011 Colonel would headshot him from another map with his knife

[@elestromusicgamesfun1101]

"You're not dead, you're prone" - xD

[@masterbaiter9856]

Jesus resurrecting lazarus.

[@shaxow1142]

Just proves that the noob is the smartest of them all

[@DarkhalfBreed]

Woah, there's a map on my screen

[@lukascarl1497]

Did anyone else notice that at 1:20 he said jail. Just me ok

[@penginpunkin1487]

"gah ugh jail." Ya heard that to.

[@richcarp8403]

Where do you work? Jail

[@tacticalfall4505]

So is he a correctional officer or something?

[@vincentj7383]

"Who is the loser now?" That ending is epic..

[@ghosthound17]

I love that line.

[@someasiandude4797]

thats what I call revenge

[@ChillinWithBrody]

KZbin is still recommending this video. Haha. I loved BF3. I had 3 accounts all level 100. Sad to say I had more than 3000 hours lol. Nowadays I don't get to play 5 hours a week.

[@JD-zm5cu]

Same. Minus the 3 accounts. Had 2 mid 50s in colonel

[@leobrad2199]

Did you have a sh*t bucket?

[@ItsPapaEddy]

Growing up sucks cock

[@Metamorphosis-mi3vb]

@@leobrad2199 😹😹😹

[@undercover1790]

Well having 3000 hours isn't a bad thing. Depending on the time since you got it, you'd be playing for 2-3 years for that amount of time played?

[@MrBigdaddy1021]

3000 hours is like playing everyday for half a year or playing when its just day or night😂

[@justindavis2711]

Math like this is why you should have stayed in school

[@MrBigdaddy1021]

Justin Davis a profile pic like that is the reason you still havent gotten laid.

[@joshredfern1989]

3000 hours 😂 I logged a few million hours in elder scrolls an fallout, I had more then 3000 hours on BF4 but stop playing it,

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

@@joshredfern1989 Which bucket did you prefer?

[@nobanmepls3291]

@@joshredfern1989 I logged 47 years in BFBC2.

[@anddrom6853]

I have a feeling that that noob is actually the colonel that is actually smurfing

[@zhaitae2470]

Nope, he's that dumb

[@garavonhoiwkenzoiber]

@@zhaitae2470 Funny thing, he actually is level 100. At least, later on.

[@zhaitae2470]

@@garavonhoiwkenzoiber I've watched all BFF episodes and never caught onto that? Well shit

[@garavonhoiwkenzoiber]

@@zhaitae2470 It's somewhere in season 6 kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4a3ineeq7eghMk

[@jackcarlson7906]

I'll say, recon is my favorite character. :D

[@Cusa_]

engineer for lief

[@tacontrol7084]

+Cusa Miner Agree engi fo eva

[@BigT.Larrity]

No love for Medic?

[@dr2d2]

No noob

[@doopboop8359]

I agree thick is the best

[@thomasweeden2683]

The closet colonel’s voice is too funny

[@gorillazfan3]

It's based off of Emo Philip's voice.

[@LoneCoolBeagle]

"Dude... You have a shit-bucket." I lost it right then and there.

[@Silly_Cowboy_Dude]

Me too-

[@Ax-gy]

Still waiting for the level 100 Colonel in the other one level 100 Colonel fight each other. I wish they still made these.

[@sludgerat444]

I know :(

[@romangeneral23]

Your wish has come true!!

[@ryanmccrary3198]

boy do I have good news for you

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

​@ryanmccrary3198 And I got Bad news to share to you too. One of the voice actors passed away.

[@jackmaster3134]

3k hours them are rookie numbers

[@slim_reaper_5150]

Virgin alert

[@Southern_Crusader]

Dude I barely stay awake that long dude.

[@LuizFelipeVilela]

That's my 5-year college

[@samuelll5077]

medic : the smartest guy from squad engi : a psycho when has op gun Neeb : noob what gets promoted evrytime recon : 2nd smart ass Collonel 100 : bad fucking ass Guy who allways wants ammo : I NEEED AMMOOOOOOO

[@k2In1]

***** last guy is called Ammoguy.

[@samuelll5077]

Yeah 😀

[@joekrafft7125]

Yeah how is noob a noob he's got to be like lvl 80 by now

[@RocketHarry865]

Simon: The type of idiot who makes noobs look like pros Ammo Guy: needs chill pills PC Elitist: Rich snob Old Codger: Old Guard of the game series. Likely a fan of the classic (pre bad-company) games. Bunny sniper: Troll who enjoys pissing off others

[@freedom-man]

"FIVE BULLETS LEFT"

[@Kabirdix]

I love that the only meaningful difference between this guy and the badass colonel character is that the latter isn't even ashamed

[@90sanime52]

Rest in peace…

[@ghostkilla931]

I went back to play bf4. Still see new players on there. Lvl 5's and 6's.

[@TheTomik]

True you have 👌

[@epion660]

It still holds up as a good game. I prefer it to BF1, and haven't tried BFV, but I don't like the looks of it.

[@ottovonbismarck8460]

ghostkilla93 something wrong with that?

[@covodex516]

I just bought it 2 weeks ago. I played every battlefield until 3 came out, then I had my college party years and basically stopped playing games for nearly 6 years. after that I came back to Battlefield 5 and was pretty disappointed by it - yes a lot of technical things and stuff like vaulting etc. hugely improved the gameplay, but overall it lacks what made older BF games so good: the sandbox aspect, the possibilities to change up your gameplay. So I decided to get BF4 since I had the feeling I missed something there, and Im glad I did - it's definitely the better game.

[@cosmicboi1650]

I played for like a month and already like 30 something. One of my favorite games ever

[@xxaussiegamerxx5071]

The Last part has always cracked me up 😂😂 "Ohh no, fuck no"

[@StepupAnime]

But closet colonel has a silencer and bipod on his knife

[@martinzendejas8423]

Still can’t believe this was 10 years ago. I remember when this first came out

[@DiminishingAugmentation]

"You do what?" "I do stuff like tha-" "No you don't."

[@DtheMan247]

bunny sniper 0:34

[@Ministerofentertainingcontent]

“Who is the loser now” best line in this episode

[@BluesHound100]

Epic love how you guys nail all the little quirks of this awesome game. Level 100 Colonel has to be one of the best BFF episodes. Nice to revisit it again, lol!

[@meltedcow9672]

"Yeah, I do stuff like that." "You do what?" "I do stuff like that too-" "No you don't."

[@lho10101]

I can’t believe how well this series holds up. Still hilarious. And still gives me that good ole BF nostalgia...until I remember how the franchise turned into bf vagina.

[@medicwebber3037]

I WISH I had been around when they were playing Battlefield!!! The things I missed!!

[@ryanmccrary3198]

S2 E5 , thats what you remind me of

[@chrisperrien7055]

I used to do this kind of stuff, when War-Hammer came out and there would be WH miniature battles at cons and game clubs. I did not know War-Hammer and would act like a "noob" , but I had 10+ years playing Chain-Mail/ large scale D&D miniature battles, which is all War-Hammer was (given it was a rip-off of those rules). Was alot of fun, cutting snobs down to size. Only vid game I did similar to that with was World of Warships , but I quit years ago. Game got flaky, and I got disabled.

[@Roark787]

He's jelous, he just said if anyones hating on him that its becuse their jelous. He can't take that back, he already said it, end of discusion.

[@boblobchippymig5697]

Hi comment from 5 years ago, how's life?

[@DEATH_ANGEL1178]

Hopefully he can spell jealous correctly

[@sludgerat444]

@@boblobchippymig5697 :(

[@Alimthehotty219]

@@boblobchippymig5697 what if he died. What if u died since ur comment

[@boblobchippymig5697]

@@Alimthehotty219 I am dead

[@Gat720Dua]

Don't taunt the Colonels.

[@joekrafft7125]

Yup that one will shoot you and c100 will knife your tank

[@markusdupree5317]

Lol over 125 days of constant gameplay

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

You would would really think that this level of dedication to “hide your power level”, would have you also mute your mic when shamefully pissing and shitting in a bucket

[@Zeredek]

4/10 I expected his voice to change.

[@898ozzy]

Change to what?

[@hippo12355]

Joe the Night Stalker en France

[@elusiverinkusu]

Thank you KZbin for your recommendations. Now I want to rewatch these BFFs series for the 4th time

[@RestlessBogatyr]

They missed the mark, man. "Who's the loser now?" "Still you bud." They both die laughing.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I’m worried about how little I have to try to do his voice. Also it really took me this long to realize he picked up the other mans class kit.

[@HYDNSWNY]

Where do I get a shit bucket? I don't mean one of those normal buckets you get at Home Depot. I want one of those freaking comfy chairs with a hole cut for my ass and all that -good - stuff - kind of bucket.

[@nielsmichiels1939]

oh, you want the shit king 3000. you can find that at your local wall mart or target.

[@HYDNSWNY]

Thanks!

[@captainred22449]

This right here is a colonel who doesn’t want to have all the excitement on him. Just wants to play the game

[@HawkSupport]

Noob: "I've done that before" Medic "No you haven't" I laughed so hard at that.

[@slugshell2901]

Rest in peace Thick 44

[@KeeperFilmz]

Level h'uny cornel Lol I also laughed at their reaction to him admitting it!

[@matiszcz359]

And here i am after 7 years still loving it

[@AmazingTNT]

"There was a clear plunk!" XD

[@Pink-Lightsaber]

"Is that a map, there's a map on my screen!? We're all on it! And the billings are on it!! I'm gonna go check this stuff out" *walks away*. That was great. Noob's best character.

[@user-qn4id3zl2v]

0:22 I had that exact moment in Battlefield 4 earlier today. I was playing on Operation Locker, took out 2 enemies with a UMP-45, shot the third guy with my M412 Rex, and killed the fourth guy with my bayonet melee weapon

[@mrmcbeardy9268]

these BFFS series' are probably the best cartoons I've EVER seen 💯🔥 Super accurate af too 👌😂

[@PHSH3XA]

RIP thick

[@beeno3487]

WHAT? Rip thick.

[@MajoraMoon2000]

I, for one, respect you, man. It's good to see that your fluent in one language, but also at least understandable in another. Very impressive. Don't pay any attention to people who feel empowered by making fun of people on the internet. Keep it up. If you love to play video games a lot, then go for it. And keep working on the English, it's coming along nicely!

[@Walmart_Joji]

Got recommended this again after years :(

[@pronoblewolf]

I love battle field friends thanks for bringing this back to the people

[@robs1714]

My god this was 8 years ago

[@Vafler86]

Funny thing is that I started with my second account before this came out. I was in a squad with two pretty cool dudes on mic. On Oman map, I was top of my team as lvl 3 o 4. They were calling me closet colonel 100. I miss those times.

[@mosesnelson27]

Best part is when recon walks up and mutters "(...like the pot calling kettle bla-) Listen, uh, hey you're a little bit noob but"

[@mitchtavio]

That plunk sounded eerily realistic.

[@phantomgaming4046]

“Who is the loser now?”

[@johnnymo4000]

I miss this game and this series so much. Good times, good people.

[@infecteddy14]

I am jealous of kishendra.

[@scorchfire4816]

If he's like Colonel 100, how come we never saw them against each other?

[@isahak8644]

I played over 500 hrs of bf4

[@Landlord30]

And you'll never be able to kill the moon support lolol.. I'm I love bf4 too

[@carolynwensley3931]

This is bf3

[@yarieemoore3205]

@@Landlord30 lol same I have 527 hours thats equal to 21 days

[@holdguard4624]

Me too!

[@matic1265]

Yariee Moore i have 1300 hours on tf2

[@al_acm]

Yesterday I got to lvl 100 on bf4 and when I got the bipod knife as a reward I just started crying of happiness knowing that DICE implemented the bipod knife from battlefield friends :')

[@niccatipay]

That moment when everyone looked like lv 1-5 and you are 20 you said they are noobs but they got the shitbucket

[@jackvanpelt9812]

1:56 I love Neebs/The Noob in the background “What’s a shit bucket”. Idk why it just cracks me up

[@MrSpy3000]

i like that they actually made a real lvl 100's voice sound more realistic!

[@paradoxobscure2210]

The best thing in youtube.

[@explodingcell7803]

My friends act like thick and iMessage only I'm my lvl 60s

[@DecentFella-]

Wha-

[@ChaosXOtaku]

the most time in a game i've spent is on elite dangerous with 1687 hours over the course of 5 years

[@squiduser1358]

Am I the only who felt like the Sniper and the Medic were out of character in this episode?

[@marceloguia6107]

Yeah usually the medic and the sniper are very reasonable, but in this one they act like assholes, even tho a few episodes back they were pretty much kissing C100's ass. It just seemed out of place, but the funny twist in the end was worth it imo. I think the fact that you don't expect the medic to be an asshole like that really made it funny...

[@martimnunesmartinho6788]

I felt like they were just trying to give lessons to the noob guy who turned out to be a coronel

[@marceloguia6107]

@@martimnunesmartinho6788 Yeah, but once they find out they proceed to tell him to get a life, while a few episodes back they were kissing colonel's ass asking him how he's so good...

[@martimnunesmartinho6788]

The reason why they say him to get a life is because he has over 3000 hours on battlefield

[@marceloguia6107]

@@martimnunesmartinho6788 How many hours do you think the colonel's got (btw I mean the original colonel 100, the one that keeps destroying vehicles with a knife and so on)? I mean he unlocked a bipod for the bipod that was on his knife... That's gotta be at least 3000 hours.

[@LoriGraceAz]

STILL one of the BEST BFF videos out there! "You're a fuckin' loser, man, get a life!" Classic! lol

[@hats1642]

3000 hours. Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump up those numbers!

[@TheLuckyOne-rg4vk]

We've all gotten to do heroic shit like that in an MP game at least once and it feels so good.

[@nuke477]

IDK maybe the first and only class he ever uses until he was a 3

[@CaptainSmoke]

the smile when he said "you have a shit bucket" still kills me

[@abramo7700]

All closet colonels are either Smurfs Level 100 in other battlefield games Army Veterans

[@megu2272]

Level 100 in other Battlefield games is my excuse

[@Dea7hWarran7]

God I miss these videos. This, and Doraleus helped get me through a dark time.

[@Ben-hf1kz]

I never got the joke of that character. You got the Colonel doing the exact same thing with the crap bucket and no girlfriend and yet he's respected but then this guy is told he's a looser and to get a life.

[@Interestingworld4567]

True

[@Taltharius]

The Colonel 100 knows what he is, owns it, and makes no attempt to hide his true nature. (Also, he still has standards. Remember what he said on his debut episode, when Engineer was power-tripping on the bugged M26 Dart: "Soldier, there's no honour in killing a man with a glitched gun.") In stark contrast, the Closet Colonel tries to conceal his true colours, clearly insecure about what he is. And thus, he gets no respect.

[@Interestingworld4567]

@@Taltharius hmmm make sense the other Colonel 100 has not shame but Pride on he's 50000 hours of game while the other feels like a loser and that is why he created a new account.

[@Ben-hf1kz]

@@Taltharius I'll consider this cannon since I got nothing else lol.

[@1995stripey]

The brutal honesty at the end always gets me

[@angrywelshman7207]

2:42 my reaction to just about every master rank I come across in multiplayer games

[@danielboone9085]

At 0:33 you can see someone parachuting in the background reference to neebs promoted?

[@hyperfuze8900]

It dosent matter what level you are i was a lvl 10 and was getting 17 to 29 kills a game

[@joecottone7556]

well it depends really, the size of the map plus the game time plus the KDR. If you're 29 :10 on conquest Id say thats pretty good. Not Pro, but its certainly good. If it was 29 : 29 on Death Match, then yeah It could be better.

[@RomelMaldonado]

Nuts this is so old 2021

[@XIILOWEIIX]

Who is the loser now bang bang

[@condawg5984]

Snipers subtle “like pot calling the kettle black” when noon calls closet colonel a noob 0:18

[@NinthGamingHD]

*LEVELCAP*

[@qmanzo]

Bring back the good battlefields.

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

I knifed a guy camping at an objective. I waited for the bar to fill a little before moving to the next cover. Just as I moved I head a knife behind me, I spun around and head shot a guy in the face with a pistol. But there is no honour in tea bagging a guy for either bad luck, or failing to my occasional awesomeness :D

[@juanr72]

Like neebs said "don't die" or you will get the dip dip potato chip

[@MrCaesartheman]

cool story bro

[@RupantheWolf]

then everyone clapped

[@MijnAfspeellijst1234]

me looking back at this with over 7k hours in dota 2... why is this more relatable

[@electrum5579]

0:35 to 0:40 made me cringe...

[@virgilvangsgaard9600]

why?

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Why?

[@SoccerBoyAP]

The parachute guy? Could have been bunny sniper

[@logical-checkmate]

I was binge watching BFF for 7 years now, and I never noticed there's a bonus scene at the end 😱😱

[@johnpsych96]

3000 hours is 125 days of game play the most hours I play in a year is 100 hrs!

[@SikMindedGaming]

Man, I miss these days...

[@AceOSpades717]

I ask myself the same question: when was the last time I got laid? Felt like forever but its only been a month

[@lunaticcultist9741]

😏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 nice.

[@redneckcityboy9086]

Ok virgin.

[@AceOSpades717]

@@redneckcityboy9086 to whom was this comment about

[@lunaticcultist9741]

@@redneckcityboy9086 At least he's gotten pussy.

[@redneckcityboy9086]

@@AceOSpades717 you

[@bak3rv680]

It’s crazy how old these episodes are getting

[@haondeagle4421]

Out of the amount of times I’ve seen every battlefield friend episode, I’ve never seen that post credit scene

[@TheFBIBandit]

Tears came to my eyes as I laughed so damn hard!! I don't play BF 3 anymore but the videos are just too damn funny!!!