A Car Accident Is a Real Mood Killer - Hannibal Buress

[@mtnd02.06]

Hannibal is one of those guys who's age you can't pinpoint. He looks like he's everything.

[@samuelwandrack8276]

MtnD0 2.0 he definitely looks older than 10

[@eliassmith3847]

Anywhere between 22 and 40

[@rajatbhat7799]

@@samuelwandrack8276 I think he can look even younger than that, if he shaves

[@ararepotato1420]

He is at least more than 2

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Kenan Thompson

[@Dirtyblue929]

i love how 90% of hannibal's accents are just him talking louder, lol

[@UnrealisticArgument]

Eric Andre show us the first time I saw him

[@CosmicMetalhead]

@@UnrealisticArgument same

[@AshVentureOfficial]

@@CosmicMetalhead same

[@monadamus42]

Lol! Great observation

[@victoriasanchez1272]

I hope he sees this 😂😂😂

[@ohad.5890]

His accents is just him yelling hahahaha

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

ohad. Yup

[@1994Trill]

Lol every time

[@jacey9267]

ohad. Lmao this made my night

[@ohad.5890]

@@jacey9267 lmao im glad

[@dasledogg64]

Yeah, his accents suck.

[@borismuller86]

“Is my swearing spoiling your emergency room experience?” I love the way his brain works.

[@n8with8s]

One of my favorite bits is when he gets a jaywalking ticket in Montreal. All kinds of examples of stuff like this in that bit

[@crypto9776]

Bro he's of the most funniest comedians ever

[@thedavidjscott_]

That had me laughing hard.

[@Henrik46]

It would actually ruin my experience. One of the last things I want when I'm hurt and vulnerable is people talking smack about God.

[@USRM1810]

@@Henrik46 that's more fun

[@Regrettable-Username]

"I wasn't driving *_other people failed me_* " 😆

[@stevepolychronopoulis]

That was for some reason the one line that made me laugh out loud.

[@samgouch9841]

"Why do you want to work at Starbucks?" *"Because my life is in shambles"*

[@MattIntheHat203]

Sam Gouch me too

[@Tommy-hy4ef]

me too

[@Plug_Art]

Me three

[@favoritemustard3542]

Because the employee discount is free coffee... right?

[@SamuelDiaz21]

That part had me dying 😂😂

[@Zugzug171]

Biggest flex of 2019, "I have health insurance"

[@stayhumble.5686]

Imagine getting full insurance on a car rental

[@bobbisue313]

Stop. You guys are blowing my mind

[@nguyenminhvuong9244]

What is that, I mean can you explain the joke for me? Please.

[@alsuarecords7777]

Nguyen Minh Vuong We are very poor son. 😞

[@ltsjoke5443]

@@nguyenminhvuong9244 american healthcare affordability is a joke

[@willsmithsson3323]

i love how it feels like hes just a normal guy who got famous on accident

[@pchiare]

To me like he feels one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time tbh. He might be a normal guy, but he was always gonna be famous. He's one of the funniest human beings on planet Earth.

[@joany7166]

By accident

[@Samw1se]

@@pchiare he can joke about such mundane things so effortlessly. Genius

[@moistywoisty]

@@joany7166 how?

[@joany7166]

Josh Pearce i was correcting his grammar

[@Cmoreau27]

“I have health insurance and this ambulance shall be reasonable”

[@Cmoreau27]

Auto Driven get a life

[@jolttsp]

I heard Mitch Hedberg when he said that and now I'm sad

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

You're right and now I'm sad as well. Thanks for nothing.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Amberlamps.

[@Cmoreau27]

OttogiCurry you guys know this story isn’t new right? He first told this story years ago

[@charlesdalast5604]

“I don’t want to die before Will Smith, because I’ll miss that awesome Fresh Prince of Belair marathon.” 😂

[@ADAM-tx4nv]

That’s exactly what he said in the video! Hahaha so funny to comment this because is the same thing said in the video above hahahaha like looool

[@midlowreborn]

@Fabão he's just posting a funny quote about this 10 minute video that he enjoyed. that's how a KZbin comment works you third world disgrace

[@louie9373]

That's a weird thing to live for

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I no longer have cable, someone tell me if Nickelodeon still airs Fresh Prince at night?

[@socialaccounts1889]

OH MY GAWD DID HE SAY THAT?!

[@saile1011]

"I'm walking the street with my face broken, what if my enemies find out?" Bro what kinda mob life Hannibal got?

[@ninjaloving1]

He's a landlord.

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

@@ninjaloving1 'You didn't fix my leaky showerhead" *uppercuts Hanibal*

[@austinmc12]

Then uppercut him and his Brains pop out🤣🤣

[@Atesjb]

@@ttv_mrjack6749 You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@TURFCC]

Bill Cosby gots goons 😂😂

[@joaoserra3714]

This guy sounds just like how he looks.

[@AslanW]

Like a black Milhouse?

[@Niilezcole]

João Serra black ?

[@joaoserra3714]

@@AslanW something like that yeah

[@jimgritty7064]

Laid back and slightly baked.

[@ibabymomx3]

Gotta love him :)

[@asynchronicity]

“When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.”

[@ffnovice7]

First

[@company3894]

I know two things about Hannibal. He’s a cool dude, and he’s got health insurance

[@journalsfromdavid]

Can’t go wrong with health insurance

[@Buttington_Headerson]

@@journalsfromdavidgiant scam destroying lives yaaaaay

[@vilespecter]

The censorship in this video is a real mood killer

[@sisi11122]

Ooh yes Captyn. Really sucks.

[@lostleviathan2352]

Not as much of a mood killer as a car crash tho

[@theundead-predator1455]

@@lostleviathan2352 nah more like the plane crash

[@Chazbc]

His cursing would've ruined my emergency room experience.

[@nikkyboy1067]

Hannibal is losing his touch

[@MGoldmen]

" I'M NOT SCARED OF DEATH. I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE CRIP WALKING ON MY GRAVE "

[@ezrahaskard3527]

Aye sir this is a reminder your comment got a lot of likes.

[@jorgey4]

i wanna learn how to crip walk now. but I'm sure he's gonna request to be cremated so a flock of dumbasses can't crip walk on his grave now.

[@BlekJamal]

@@ezrahaskard3527 Aye sir this is a reminder your comment didn’t get that many likes

[@derrik1878]

@@BlekJamal bwahaha

[@BlekJamal]

@@derrik1878 Neither did yours... Derick...

[@gilbert4394]

“You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that”🤣

[@WaffleShortage]

moved to Memphis recently... people are super nice, but i sure don't want to hear that type of speech when im getting medical advice/updates.

[@aliwaytv1857]

Bailey Gilbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@AB-rr3le]

I like whatever is coming out of Hannibal's mouth

[@gc7956]

Thats what she said

[@404thegeek3]

@@gc7956 I'm not sure about that one buddy

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

What if he said he didn't like you and you'll die alone? All that came out of his mouth.

[@AB-rr3le]

@@rafaeltrivino1790 well I don't like myself neither, so 🤷🏻‍♂️ Hannibal won that one too

[@dmitri5299]

@@rafaeltrivino1790 it would be random and funny

[@Tracy_Grimshaw]

he actually had me in tears at that ambulance part wow lol

[@BrendanBarranger]

Don’t you mean “ambalamps?”

[@NextFantasyRiDe]

My man out here looking like Randy Jackson from american idol.

[@Venusneighbor]

Lmaoo

[@ac8D3]

Good observation

[@juicymiss87]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MileHighMonroe]

Wait that’s not him?

[@ffnovice7]

Rip

[@platypus8074]

We all just gonna pretend his southern accent wasn't just somebody yelling?😂

[@mrEofPlanetEarth]

Plot twist: this commenter is from the south😜

[@Jesse__H]

@@mrEofPlanetEarth I'm west coast and yeah it was so bad as to be almost non-existent 😅

[@k1ngsmok378]

Yes we are

[@Triqkshot]

Let’s be honest, a few of Hannibal’s accents are him just raising his voice lmfao

[@samylemzaoui2298]

that's the hannibal touch

[@ricepresident2990]

I love how crip walking is a necromantic ritual in this context

[@robertshultz7852]

Boy walk like when u get off the toilet and ur legs sleepin lmao

[@mirzokhidshavkatov]

*slippin

[@hotpotato7701]

@@mirzokhidshavkatov no he meant sleepin

[@cosmikgazer]

He’s bow legged, that’s why

[@micpango]

Probably the car accident

[@redcapphony]

The birthday car accident literally happened to me so I can definitely relate. Totally ruined my chances. 😂

[@buiscutdog9090]

@pavo6503 you guys deserve a small reward here have a cookie! 🍪🍪

[@johnJAS66]

Humberto Martin same

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

A car hit my homie on his bday riding his bike home from work lol

[@harambo88]

i had it even nicer with loosing licence and getting some psychological trauma that haunted me 5yrs. 19birthday

[@krs695]

@@harambo88 if you lost your license you probs been driving reckless?

[@xieotv2386]

“Sew my skull up I have health insurance.”

[@codywhite1995]

“My life is in shambles” I lost it 😂😂😂

[@mont140]

I started crying lmao

[@brentlindgren4441]

"Yeah I said it. Starring at me won't make me take it back" The single most relatable thing I ever heard a comedian say. I love Hannibal's sets. We all think it, he said it.

[@wabb1e156]

I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches for FLAVOR

[@HELLO_without_the_H]

"I'm staring in a reality show call dude is bleeding out of his head"....."I'm fading in and out" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@supersquare]

It's crazy how this set still holds up no matter how many times I've seen it! One of Hannibal's classic sets

[@macro776]

Idk if Hannibal realizes some day some one will definitely crip walk on his grave now.

[@Churrodurro]

"Better bring me some biscuits talking like that" 😂 and they'd be real good ones I bet

[@h2gkmtfo]

“Sir there are families in here !” “Oh so my cursing is ruining their emergency room experience”

[@JJ-ec9lp]

I did read this title as *”a car accident is a real mood”* And went “Same.”

[@greenmean6414]

*Seek HELP*

[@59Fif]

I Løve Jøsh Dun. 💀

[@strawberryshortcake1258]

@@greenmean6414 judging by their name there is no help for them

[@dogwalk3]

haha, same. but i haven't seen the real title yet & i ain't gonna.

[@weworeitforawhile]

Why didn't he give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?

[@akm7812]

Why?

[@xblueexilex111]

Miguel Horta ikr

[@LarryFisherman5]

delet this

[@mrcr33py]

@@akm7812 The Eric Andre Show watch and you can thank me later

[@PONYBOYonline]

This bit happened way before that

[@dankdonuts5185]

that last joke with the rental car highlights Hannibals specific sense of humor so well

[@rsuffridge1]

"Nah, you just do it for me and then we ain't gotta speak of it again."

[@ash91_]

Hannibal is awesome and his style is unique. I really love his stand up.

[@LeponicStudios]

My first time seeing this guy was on the Eric Andre show back in the day and this is the most I've ever seen him talk

[@Lollita23]

You never watched Broad city?

[@stringfellowhawk4843]

Hannibal is probably in the top 3 most underrated comedians of this decade. Dude needs to have his own TV show.

[@markelkhatib2524]

He could have a sitcom and it'd be good

[@ellohooman3244]

He’s an awesome comic but terrible actor!

[@GhengizKanye]

His southern accent impression is just him yelling

[@justsil2611]

one of those talented comedians who makes me laugh out loud when I'm watching alone instead of with people

[@gregsmasochisticcommentfac2244]

"I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was why do you want to work at Starbucks? Uh, because my life is in shambles." This is a fantastic set, a tight 10:23. #HannibalBuress

[@alison4316]

"...My mom would be horrified if I died like that." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That whole bit was fantastic.

[@MoeMalik]

Love Hannibal, delivery always on point

[@dajosh42069]

By FAR, my favorite comedian. Love this guy's tone, jokes, and timing. :)

[@Samurai78420]

He's just always solid and very consistent. I don't laugh at everything but I always laugh a lot.

[@LawJones413]

This is one of the best sets I've ever heard.

[@johneisenhauer4864]

Good thing he didn’t say anything about Kobe dying before him

[@mobster_lobster69]

fr

[@66666666666691]

Hahah would have been funny if he did 😂😂

[@earlcapone205]

I’m dead 😭😂

[@panzershrekboy]

ronnie, walker you’re Kobe?

[@stockholm5040]

James Alexander bro💀💀

[@project_xcloudx530]

"Stop cripwalkin on my grave"😂😂

[@Theimmortalmisfit]

Damn this was 7 years ago

[@SKa-tt9nm]

D W Hannibal is 36. A simple google search would have prevented you from having to do math.

[@jakeboynton]

S K you don’t like math that much?? God damn man math isn’t even hard

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Jake Boynton. I don’t like wrong math. Which is exactly what the guy I responded to had.

[@jakeboynton]

S K huh? He just said it was 7 years ago

[@jakeboynton]

S K nvm you were responding to someone who deleted their comment

[@thabonyewe138]

"you better get me a biscuit talking like that". that killed me.

[@JayMARTY16]

This is quality content right here

[@louie9373]

I would come off the anesthesia mid sentence like, "...them digits girl?." "Where am I?"

[@snicker12]

Smooth brother

[@beastbum]

No you wouldn't, you don't even talk like that

[@louie9373]

@@beastbum you're right... cuz only blacks talk like dat

[@ChefPiggy]

He’s literally wearing 50 shades of grey

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

Pinky hey girl! 👋🏽👋🏽

[@supersquare]

lmfaooo

[@SScozzari]

Pinky I think we need to discuss what literally means😂

[@gets187]

You can wear me in 50 different shades too baby

[@Plug_Art]

Original

[@RCSDominoToppling]

Underrated joke at the end: "That doesn't work for ANYTHING ELSE in life!" "I don't have any examples."

[@unsungzero787]

Hannibal is the antithesis to being motivated and I love him for it

[@Left.Lane.Loiterer]

"You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that"

[@0xEARTH]

"that doesn't work for anything else in life! ...i don't have any examples" thanks hannibal, very cool

[@7ebr830]

"I haven't got any examples" 🤣 Such honesty.

[@Vlex24]

He said “ sew my skull up I got health Insurance” LMAOO

[@SheenylHassan]

I love how he just sprinkles the fact that he has health insurance as a joke

[@chibaby0306]

He is absolutely hilarious

[@bondsboy]

I usually laugh every 7-10 seconds watching this guy. I need to see him on tour he's crazy af

[@anonymousadvice496]

A Dove Soap Ad in the middle of a joke is a real mood killer

[@milesjolly6173]

I agree but I’d extend that to any ad

[@jorayx]

"Because my life is in shambles."

[@stephenkubica9829]

Hannibal!!! Always funny, thanks comedy central!!

[@hoff4301]

His smile is contagious

[@soggymexican4690]

How have I never heard of this guy he’s literally one of the funniest people

[@Callmelucky]

That ambulance joke had me cracking up and the health insurance 💀

[@Jd73he84h]

"My life is in shambles" 😂😂😂

[@Ruben-wm7hx]

“My life is in shambles” Crowd: 😂😂💀🤣🤣😭😭

[@rose4490]

I just can't stop loving Hannibal Buress!

[@tayoneumann9533]

Hannibal is one of the greats, unbelievably prolific: never saw anything of his that sucked and didn'd make me laugh.

[@miguelmalando7066]

Best underrated comedian

[@thepsychicpeach8425]

I underestimated how funny Hannibal is😂

[@sweatshirtmusik]

“…and then you can get me some biscuits for talking like that” 😂

[@rinpaisys]

All I took away from this is that he has health insurance.

[@gabenelson6220]

This guy is awesome. Thanks for the laughs, Hannibal!

[@dreamscape4855]

As a southerner, I found the Jillbilly portion to be fucking hilarious

[@brilleargasm7342]

"Man, I got health insurance!" 😂😂😂

[@abduraxmaan450]

this is the best i have seen hanibal in long time

[@Redefine7]

I love coming across comedians I've never heard of that are actually funny, I hope to hear more from him

[@markelkhatib2524]

Just search him on here if ya havent already he got alot of material and I agree hes pretty damn good

[@pepesilvia8118]

Can't wait for a new special. He has one of the best deliveries ever. Great comedian, so fucking under rated.

[@essawmengisteab7016]

I got health insurance is absolutely legendary 😂

[@jesusdamian1874]

Hannibal is in my top 10 comedians of all time, he’s in the 10 way tie for number 1

[@kimthejunglist]

Everyone who’s heard of George Carlin, Redd Foxx or Richard Pryor is giving this comment the stank eye.

[@sharyng261]

I'm so happy I stumbled upon him. He is freaking hilarious

[@dmoneyisG]

"I don't got no examples."

[@ThaRealCowboibishop]

I jus randomly get suggested a Hannibal video & end up with tears in my eyes. GOAT suggestion YT!

[@PTMG]

"If I do it for you I have to do it for everybody" is the biggest copout response that ever existed, and is reserved specifically for scenarios that 0.0000000000000000001% of the population *MIGHT* find themselves in 0.000000000000000001% of the time. It's the short form of "I know you are right but I don't want you to be right, I want to be right, so basically no."

[@ChillWanderer7]

The way Hannibal talks, alone, is so funny

[@anoobius3330]

Here is something weird I found out today: I usually like watching Eric Andres skits which sometimes had Hannibal in them. Since I'm usually curious about things on the internet, I searched up my birthday on famous birthdays thinking I would find Rosa parks again, but little did I know, I found Hannibal.

[@HiggsBosonBlues2020]

The way hannibals tells his story you know he’s gonna be funny throughout.

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

I love how straight his face is.

[@dannyclifton4295]

You know the comedy bit is gonna be good when the title of the video makes you audibly laugh

[@50shadyy39]

"Sew my head up man, I got health insurance!!"

[@gettingtoastedatq]

“I have the full insurance and I have to leave here with it I’m just wreck it out of spite”

[@jakethesnake95]

"she coulda been an extra in a bubba sparxxx video" 😂😂😭😭

[@name5293]

"No, I wasn't driving, other people failed me"

[@MrProdigy810]

This man is so passive aggressive its amazing