A Car Accident Is a Real Mood Killer - Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress remembers getting his hat stolen by a very confident thief and getting into a car accident on his birthday.
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[@Dirtyblue929]

i love how 90% of hannibal's accents are just him talking louder, lol

[@beautifullymastered4581]

He is so funny 😂

[@theunrealisticargument2658]

Eric Andre show us the first time I saw him

[@PrinceAce72]

@@theunrealisticargument2658 same

[@AshVentureOfficial]

@@PrinceAce72 same

[@monadamus42]

Lol! Great observation

[@willsmithsson3323]

i love how it feels like hes just a normal guy who got famous on accident

[@pchiare]

To me like he feels one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time tbh. He might be a normal guy, but he was always gonna be famous. He's one of the funniest human beings on planet Earth.

[@joany7166]

By accident

[@Samw1se]

@@pchiare he can joke about such mundane things so effortlessly. Genius

[@moistywoisty]

@@joany7166 how?

[@joany7166]

Josh Pearce i was correcting his grammar

[@mtnd02.06]

Hannibal is one of those guys who's age you can't pinpoint. He looks like he's everything.

[@samuelwandrack8276]

MtnD0 2.0 he definitely looks older than 10

[@eliassmith3847]

Anywhere between 22 and 40

[@rajatbhat7799]

@@samuelwandrack8276 I think he can look even younger than that, if he shaves

[@ararepotato1420]

He is at least more than 2

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Kenan Thompson

[@samgouch9841]

"Why do you want to work at Starbucks?" *"Because my life is in shambles"*

[@MattIntheHat203]

Sam Gouch me too

[@Tommy-hy4ef]

me too

[@Plug_Art]

Me three

[@favoritemustard3542]

Because the employee discount is free coffee... right?

[@SamuelDiaz21]

That part had me dying 😂😂

[@ohad.5890]

His accents is just him yelling hahahaha

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

ohad. Yup

[@1994Trill]

Lol every time

[@jacey9267]

ohad. Lmao this made my night

[@ohad.5890]

@@jacey9267 lmao im glad

[@dasledogg64]

Yeah, his accents suck.

[@borismuller86]

“Is my swearing spoiling your emergency room experience?” I love the way his brain works.

[@n8with8s]

One of my favorite bits is when he gets a jaywalking ticket in Montreal. All kinds of examples of stuff like this in that bit

[@crypto9776]

Bro he's of the most funniest comedians ever

[@thedavidjscott_]

That had me laughing hard.

[@Henrik46]

It would actually ruin my experience. One of the last things I want when I'm hurt and vulnerable is people talking smack about God.

[@USRM1810]

@@Henrik46 that's more fun

[@charlesdalast5604]

“I don’t want to die before Will Smith, because I’ll miss that awesome Fresh Prince of Belair marathon.” 😂

[@ADAM-tx4nv]

That’s exactly what he said in the video! Hahaha so funny to comment this because is the same thing said in the video above hahahaha like looool

[@midlowreborn]

@Fabão he's just posting a funny quote about this 10 minute video that he enjoyed. that's how a KZbin comment works you third world disgrace

[@louie9373]

That's a weird thing to live for

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I no longer have cable, someone tell me if Nickelodeon still airs Fresh Prince at night?

[@socialaccounts1889]

OH MY GAWD DID HE SAY THAT?!

[@Zugzug171]

Biggest flex of 2019, "I have health insurance"

[@stayhumble.5686]

Imagine getting full insurance on a car rental

[@bobbisue313]

Stop. You guys are blowing my mind

[@nguyenminhvuong9244]

What is that, I mean can you explain the joke for me? Please.

[@alsuarecords7777]

Nguyen Minh Vuong We are very poor son. 😞

[@ltsjoke5443]

@@nguyenminhvuong9244 american healthcare affordability is a joke

[@Cmoreau27]

“I have health insurance and this ambulance shall be reasonable”

[@Cmoreau27]

Auto Driven get a life

[@jolttsp]

I heard Mitch Hedberg when he said that and now I'm sad

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

You're right and now I'm sad as well. Thanks for nothing.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Amberlamps.

[@Cmoreau27]

OttogiCurry you guys know this story isn’t new right? He first told this story years ago

[@joaoserra3714]

This guy sounds just like how he looks.

[@AslanW]

Like a black Milhouse?

[@nilezcole4012]

João Serra black ?

[@joaoserra3714]

@@AslanW something like that yeah

[@jimgritty7064]

Laid back and slightly baked.

[@ibabymomx3]

Gotta love him :)

[@Regrettable-Username]

"I wasn't driving *_other people failed me_* " 😆

[@beautifullymastered4581]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevepolychronopoulis]

That was for some reason the one line that made me laugh out loud.

[@company3894]

I know two things about Hannibal. He’s a cool dude, and he’s got health insurance

[@journalsfromdavid]

Can’t go wrong with health insurance

[@eyeconqueror1185]

@@journalsfromdavidgiant scam destroying lives yaaaaay

[@saile1011]

"I'm walking the street with my face broken, what if my enemies find out?" Bro what kinda mob life Hannibal got?

[@ninjaloving1]

He's a landlord.

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

@@ninjaloving1 'You didn't fix my leaky showerhead" *uppercuts Hanibal*

[@austinmc12]

Then uppercut him and his Brains pop out🤣🤣

[@Atesjb]

@@ttv_mrjack6749 You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[@TURFCC]

Bill Cosby gots goons 😂😂

[@MGoldmen]

" I'M NOT SCARED OF DEATH. I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE CRIP WALKING ON MY GRAVE "

[@ezrahaskard3527]

Aye sir this is a reminder your comment got a lot of likes.

[@jorgey4]

i wanna learn how to crip walk now. but I'm sure he's gonna request to be cremated so a flock of dumbasses can't crip walk on his grave now.

[@BlekJamal]

@@ezrahaskard3527 Aye sir this is a reminder your comment didn’t get that many likes

[@derrik1878]

@@BlekJamal bwahaha

[@BlekJamal]

@@derrik1878 Neither did yours... Derick...

[@gilbert4394]

“You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that”🤣

[@WaffleShortage]

moved to Memphis recently... people are super nice, but i sure don't want to hear that type of speech when im getting medical advice/updates.

[@aliwaytv1857]

Bailey Gilbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@asynchronicity]

“When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.”

[@ffnovice7]

First

[@platypus8074]

We all just gonna pretend his southern accent wasn't just somebody yelling?😂

[@mrEofPlanetEarth]

Plot twist: this commenter is from the south😜

[@Jesse__H]

@@mrEofPlanetEarth I'm west coast and yeah it was so bad as to be almost non-existent 😅

[@k1ngsmok378]

Yes we are

[@Triqkshot]

Let’s be honest, a few of Hannibal’s accents are him just raising his voice lmfao

[@samylemzaoui2298]

that's the hannibal touch

[@xieotv2386]

“Sew my skull up I have health insurance.”

[@robertshultz7852]

Boy walk like when u get off the toilet and ur legs sleepin lmao

[@mirzokhidshavkatov2129]

*slippin

[@hotpotato7701]

@@mirzokhidshavkatov2129 no he meant sleepin

[@cosmikgazer]

He’s bow legged, that’s why

[@micpango]

Probably the car accident

[@SoggyHotDoggy]

“My name Jill, they call me Jill Billy!” “Euuuggh...”

[@vilespecter]

The censorship in this video is a real mood killer

[@sisi11122]

Ooh yes Captyn. Really sucks.

[@lostleviathan2352]

Not as much of a mood killer as a car crash tho

[@theundead-predator1455]

@@lostleviathan2352 nah more like the plane crash

[@Chazbc]

His cursing would've ruined my emergency room experience.

[@nikkyboy1067]

Hannibal is losing his touch

[@NextFantasyRiDe]

My man out here looking like Randy Jackson from american idol.

[@Venusneighbor]

Lmaoo

[@ac8D3]

Good observation

[@juicymiss87]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MileHighMonroe]

Wait that’s not him?

[@ffnovice7]

Rip

[@AB-rr3le]

I like whatever is coming out of Hannibal's mouth

[@gc7956]

Thats what she said

[@404thegeek3]

@@gc7956 I'm not sure about that one buddy

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

What if he said he didn't like you and you'll die alone? All that came out of his mouth.

[@AB-rr3le]

@@rafaeltrivino1790 well I don't like myself neither, so 🤷🏻‍♂️ Hannibal won that one too

[@dmitri5299]

@@rafaeltrivino1790 it would be random and funny

[@HELLO_without_the_H]

"I'm staring in a reality show call dude is bleeding out of his head"....."I'm fading in and out" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redcapphony]

The birthday car accident literally happened to me so I can definitely relate. Totally ruined my chances. 😂

[@buiscutdog9090]

@pavo6503 you guys deserve a small reward here have a cookie! 🍪🍪

[@johnJAS66]

Humberto Martin same

[@imAdolff]

A car hit my homie on his bday riding his bike home from work lol

[@CALIBA88]

i had it even nicer with loosing licence and getting some psychological trauma that haunted me 5yrs. 19birthday

[@krs695]

@@CALIBA88 if you lost your license you probs been driving reckless?

[@Tracy_Grimshaw]

he actually had me in tears at that ambulance part wow lol

[@JJ-ec9lp]

I did read this title as *”a car accident is a real mood”* And went “Same.”

[@greenmean6414]

*Seek HELP*

[@59Fif]

I Løve Jøsh Dun. 💀

[@strawberryshortcake1258]

@@greenmean6414 judging by their name there is no help for them

[@dogwalk3]

haha, same. but i haven't seen the real title yet & i ain't gonna.

[@h2gkmtfo]

“Sir there are families in here !” “Oh so my cursing is ruining their emergency room experience”

[@ricepresident2990]

I love how crip walking is a necromantic ritual in this context

[@wabb1e156]

I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches for FLAVOR

[@Churrodurro]

"Better bring me some biscuits talking like that" 😂 and they'd be real good ones I bet

[@macro776]

Idk if Hannibal realizes some day some one will definitely crip walk on his grave now.

[@paulinadeluca9117]

Also in an accident, whatever song you were enjoying before you crashed will also be playing during and after the wreck lol you kind of want it to turn off like "this is NOT the right background music for this event"

[@paktru]

Yup.

[@brianturnbough4955]

Great, now I have a fear of dieing to "locked away"

[@LustyClassyCat]

Meow 😻

[@LustyClassyCat]

When i was in an accident that wasn't my fault there was a really cool upbeat jazz tune i had never ever heard and it was so cool (the tune i mean). Never found out the name.

[@nicotiutalupau6472]

Paulina De Luca Ma’am, I’m gonna have to ask you to change your profile picture for the duration of November.

[@brentlindgren4441]

"Yeah I said it. Starring at me won't make me take it back" The single most relatable thing I ever heard a comedian say. I love Hannibal's sets. We all think it, he said it.

[@rsuffridge1]

"Nah, you just do it for me and then we ain't gotta speak of it again."

[@project_xcloudx530]

"Stop cripwalkin on my grave"😂😂

[@louie9373]

I would come off the anesthesia mid sentence like, "...them digits girl?." "Where am I?"

[@snicker12]

Smooth brother

[@beastbum]

No you wouldn't, you don't even talk like that

[@louie9373]

@@beastbum you're right... cuz only blacks talk like dat

[@GhengizKanye]

His southern accent impression is just him yelling

[@alison4316]

"...My mom would be horrified if I died like that." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That whole bit was fantastic.

[@weworeitforawhile]

Why didn't he give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?

[@akm7812]

Why?

[@xblueexilex111]

Miguel Horta ikr

[@LarryFisherman5]

delet this

[@mrcr33py]

@@akm7812 The Eric Andre Show watch and you can thank me later

[@PONYBOYonline]

This bit happened way before that

[@dankdonuts5185]

that last joke with the rental car highlights Hannibals specific sense of humor so well

[@Vlex24]

He said “ sew my skull up I got health Insurance” LMAOO

[@anonymousadvice496]

A Dove Soap Ad in the middle of a joke is a real mood killer

[@LeponicStudios]

My first time seeing this guy was on the Eric Andre show back in the day and this is the most I've ever seen him talk

[@Lollita23]

You never watched Broad city?

[@RCSDominoToppling]

Underrated joke at the end: "That doesn't work for ANYTHING ELSE in life!" "I don't have any examples."

[@0xEARTH]

"that doesn't work for anything else in life! ...i don't have any examples" thanks hannibal, very cool

[@JM-dw6ss]

"You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that"

[@stringfellowhawk4843]

Hannibal is probably in the top 3 most underrated comedians of this decade. Dude needs to have his own TV show.

[@markelkhatib2524]

He could have a sitcom and it'd be good

[@ellohooman3244]

He’s an awesome comic but terrible actor!

[@SheenylHassan]

I love how he just sprinkles the fact that he has health insurance as a joke

[@supersquare]

It's crazy how this set still holds up no matter how many times I've seen it! One of Hannibal's classic sets

[@gregsmasochisticcommentfac2244]

"I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was why do you want to work at Starbucks? Uh, because my life is in shambles." This is a fantastic set, a tight 10:23. #HannibalBuress

[@Ruben-wm7hx]

“My life is in shambles” Crowd: 😂😂💀🤣🤣😭😭

[@ash91_]

Hannibal is awesome and his style is unique. I really love his stand up.

[@thabonyewe138]

"you better get me a biscuit talking like that". that killed me.

[@MoeMalik]

Love Hannibal, delivery always on point

[@chibaby0306]

He is absolutely hilarious

[@sweatshirtmusik]

“…and then you can get me some biscuits for talking like that” 😂

[@justsil2611]

one of those talented comedians who makes me laugh out loud when I'm watching alone instead of with people

[@JayMARTY16]

This is quality content right here

[@alexharrislove]

This should have been titled "I got health insurance."

[@essawmengisteab7016]

I got health insurance is absolutely legendary 😂

[@Samurai78420]

He's just always solid and very consistent. I don't laugh at everything but I always laugh a lot.

[@brilleargasm7342]

"Man, I got health insurance!" 😂😂😂

[@DominationOC]

Damn this was 7 years ago

[@SKa-tt9nm]

D W Hannibal is 36. A simple google search would have prevented you from having to do math.

[@jakeboynton]

S K you don’t like math that much?? God damn man math isn’t even hard

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Jake Boynton. I don’t like wrong math. Which is exactly what the guy I responded to had.

[@jakeboynton]

S K huh? He just said it was 7 years ago

[@jakeboynton]

S K nvm you were responding to someone who deleted their comment

[@jorayx]

"Because my life is in shambles."

[@dreamscape4855]

As a southerner, I found the Jillbilly portion to be fucking hilarious

[@dajosh42069]

By FAR, my favorite comedian. Love this guy's tone, jokes, and timing. :)

[@ChefPiggy]

He’s literally wearing 50 shades of grey

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

Pinky hey girl! 👋🏽👋🏽

[@supersquare]

lmfaooo

[@SScozzari]

Pinky I think we need to discuss what literally means😂

[@gets187]

You can wear me in 50 different shades too baby

[@Plug_Art]

Original

[@rinpaisys]

All I took away from this is that he has health insurance.

[@50shadyy39]

"Sew my head up man, I got health insurance!!"

[@unsungzero787]

Hannibal is the antithesis to being motivated and I love him for it

[@Callmelucky]

That ambulance joke had me cracking up and the health insurance 💀

[@LawJones413]

This is one of the best sets I've ever heard.

[@thepsychicpeach8425]

I underestimated how funny Hannibal is😂

[@stephenkubica9829]

Hannibal!!! Always funny, thanks comedy central!!

[@johneisenhauer4864]

Good thing he didn’t say anything about Kobe dying before him

[@MobstrLobster]

fr

[@66666666666691]

Hahah would have been funny if he did 😂😂

[@earlcapone205]

I’m dead 😭😂

[@panzershrekboy]

ronnie, walker you’re Kobe?

[@stockholm5040]

James Alexander bro💀💀

[@gabenelson6220]

This guy is awesome. Thanks for the laughs, Hannibal!

[@bondsboy]

I usually laugh every 7-10 seconds watching this guy. I need to see him on tour he's crazy af

[@anoobius3330]

Here is something weird I found out today: I usually like watching Eric Andres skits which sometimes had Hannibal in them. Since I'm usually curious about things on the internet, I searched up my birthday on famous birthdays thinking I would find Rosa parks again, but little did I know, I found Hannibal.

[@jakethesnake95]

"she coulda been an extra in a bubba sparxxx video" 😂😂😭😭

[@sharyng261]

I'm so happy I stumbled upon him. He is freaking hilarious

[@dannyclifton4295]

You know the comedy bit is gonna be good when the title of the video makes you audibly laugh

[@inky_._ghoul]

"You can give me some Biscuits talkin like Dah!"☠

[@hoff4301]

His smile is contagious

[@gettingtoastedatq]

“I have the full insurance and I have to leave here with it I’m just wreck it out of spite”

[@dankman239]

" JILL BILLY! " " UHH??" YUCK. Lmafooooo

[@shadowvanga8126]

He low ley bo leggeded lmaoo 😂😂

[@Yayaxoxoxo95]

I love how petty he is 😆

[@rose4490]

I just can't stop loving Hannibal Buress!

[@7ebr830]

"I haven't got any examples" 🤣 Such honesty.

[@abduraxmaan450]

this is the best i have seen hanibal in long time

[@roj6895]

“I got $200 worth of dreams”

[@nowthatsurban]

$200 and dreams*

[@electricturtle3326]

The fresh Prince lines were GOLD

[@pepesilvia8118]

Can't wait for a new special. He has one of the best deliveries ever. Great comedian, so fucking under rated.

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

I love how straight his face is.

[@ThaRealCowboibishop]

I jus randomly get suggested a Hannibal video & end up with tears in my eyes. GOAT suggestion YT!

[@codeybales1593]

idk how im watching hanibal and youtoube interrupts it with an ad like, " I bet you like knitting , here a website for yarn."

[@BagOfSuck]

He always kills it!

[@MrProdigy810]

This man is so passive aggressive its amazing

[@chillwanderer3750]

The way Hannibal talks, alone, is so funny