merry christmas Tennings, great to have a video of you in the best season of the year 🙌🤧
@dianaberlin47672 жыл бұрын
Merry Pingus!
@phantomknight34302 жыл бұрын
merry Christmas tennings long time subscriber love every videos
@HolyGoddessMotherAnne2 жыл бұрын
Tennings no.
@patriousthefallenknight31852 жыл бұрын
Sadly with a 0.02% chance of death in a healthy body... You wouldn't be that lucky Hell with the Omnicrom version all it will do is give you an annoying rash
@BubblyJubbly2 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him, he returned.
@ghostontoast10172 жыл бұрын
Nah i needed him when it was peak pandemic
@MuchWhittering2 жыл бұрын
I have an Italian degree, so let me just say that that was certainly the best pronunciation of "Porca Miseria" I've ever heard from an Irish video game KZbinr.
@solidoptimus01292 жыл бұрын
Turns out Largo Winch is not only a great game but it's also educational
@NotsoseriousNick2 жыл бұрын
If that wasn’t enough, I am Italian, and that pronunciation was as effective in execution as Phoenix games are respectful of their source material, truly a work of art.
@miloonweetbix35972 жыл бұрын
I like how you say that like you’ve heard plenty of Irish KZbinrs try to pronounce porca miseria
@nuyt62 жыл бұрын
@@NotsoseriousNick ho vissuto in italia e ho imparato l'italiano ma questo tizio ha una pronuncia molto più corretto del mio mamma mia
@GortFromAltier42 жыл бұрын
New Tennings? Best Christmas gift
@LaineMann2 жыл бұрын
Awwwww, but it’s short. 😭
@ghostontoast10172 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah
@solidoptimus01292 жыл бұрын
Winnie the Pooh reading lines from Resident Evil was something I never realized I needed until now.
@51ushi392 жыл бұрын
It’s like a Christmas tradition to watch tennings around Christmas
@Sphat902 жыл бұрын
It's the same voice actor as the Peter Pan movie Phoenix released (supposedly the non-Dingo ones were done by a Polish company and the voices hired through the internet, but details are murky). I've always had a soft spot for him as he gives off such strong Midwestern vibes (specifically Michigan, but not completely sure). I have no doubt that he was an acting student doing some voice acting to help get a foothold in the industry and that they hired him because he was cheap and American.
@blackyoshi12302 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say this (anyone in the States will get this): that narrator sounds even more bored than Joe Buck, and that's typically a hard feat to do. When having a five year old describe cardboard sounds more interesting, yeah...
@videogamerka00092 жыл бұрын
This one is supposed to be made by Poles ? Well I'm Polish and I don't hear too much of an accent there
@videogamerka00092 жыл бұрын
Ah yeah they probably hired some American from college
@videogamerka00092 жыл бұрын
Anyway I haven't ever seen any info about this Polish company, where have you found it ? I'm genuinely curious
@Sphat902 жыл бұрын
@@videogamerka0009 It was a while ago that I heard that, but it was either on the Dingo Pictures wiki or in a KZbin video. Phoenix Games simply licensed and published pre-existing cartoons and games from other companies, and they had a somewhat infamous habit of removing the credits from the end of movies to hide the copyright. Unlike Dingo, who had a functioning website for years and for whom the credits are usually intact on DVD versions, there doesn't seem to be any alternative release of these.
@PogieJoe2 жыл бұрын
You got me exactly what I wanted for Christmas: some old-school KZbin.
@ddjsoyenby2 жыл бұрын
ikr the good old days when people actually made jokes and were entertaining.
@toddhoward55552 жыл бұрын
One of the best reviews you've done by far. This reminds me of AVGN in his prime when his vids would legit send me 🤣
@TheChackoman153792 жыл бұрын
Stfu Todd and get back to work on Elder Scrolls
@Gatorade692 жыл бұрын
"In his Prime." That's definitely true. There's so many KZbinrs that get better over time but James just gets worse and worse. I finally had to unsubscribe to Cinemassacre after the plagiarism in this years Monster Madness. All James does is get a script written from somebody else and read it from a Teleprompter. Ugh. Can't believe I used to have respect for the guy. He doesn't care yet he has a loyal following that will defend any crap he puts out and make excuses for him.
@Channeleven23457892 жыл бұрын
Funny seeing you again, and hold up, plagiarism? As someone who witnessed the heyday of people accusing other reviewers of ripping AVGN off, it is ironic, and kinda interesting, to hear AVGN plagiarized someone.
@Gatorade692 жыл бұрын
@@Channeleven2345789 Yes plagiarism. It's what finally made me unsubscribe. Sure, it wasn't James that plagiarized but it was the person they had ghostwrite for James just proving all he does is read others sceipts from a teleprompter. You probably didn't see the apology video as it was unlisted on the second channel to minimize people seeing it. I would link it but KZbin usually deletes my comments if I add a link. Like I said it finally made me unsubscribe, as a long time viewer. Hope You have a happy holidays. Edit : Hopefully the comment stays. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKKsqH6NpNmjbaM There's a link from a 3rd party channel since the official one is unlisted. It's what allowed me see the cracks in the channel I was ignoring. Newt supposedly wrote 21 of the episodes, which means James did 10 episodes (if you think the rest was James, doesn't sound like him. Most of It is just repeating wikipedia.) It goes against what he said in a 2016 video that "how can I get somebody else to write a review for me ? It wouldn't be my thoughts." It's clear he has checked out and I hope he can find his passion again as Board James/Nerd episodes helped me through a tough time.
@Channeleven23457892 жыл бұрын
@@Gatorade69 Wow, never saw that coming, and I get how that cultivated your standing. and happy belated holidays
@YaBoiiHortler2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favourite Irish Christmas tradition murdering a terrible "game" in increasingly violent ways
@evanhanley64372 жыл бұрын
The funniest video you have done. This was absolutely brilliant. That voiceover guy and that atrocious lip sync before the witch gets put into the oven are absolutely priceless. Merry Christmas Tennings!
@Mister_LRT2 жыл бұрын
Pinnochio video is best.
@ChaseMC2152 жыл бұрын
Tennings has offically lost his mind.
@MrLyosea2 жыл бұрын
Tennings...that's a name I haven't looked up in a while. I still shiver at the thought of them seven clever boys... Merry Christmas my dude! Welcome back!
@videogamerka00092 жыл бұрын
I'm studying Italian for 2 years as well as Italian philology at university. Finally I felt like it was worth the effort when I was able to read cover of this piece of shit. To quote: "The family is very poor and can't afford food" "Wife has convinced her husband to leave the children in a forest" PERFECT PRODUCT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN, what the fuck
@DlcEnergy2 жыл бұрын
4:57 I need more Resident Winnie. That voice actor's delivery was too perfect. lol
@ladyneon1762 жыл бұрын
Tennings always pulls through for Christmas. Love watching his stuff around this time of year!
@datguyfoss39152 жыл бұрын
I had no idea Phoenix games was about quality AND quantity!
@manichongmao60992 жыл бұрын
That ending was beyond fuckin’ hilarious man 🤣🤣🤣
@peterbenjaminparker60012 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the beautiful Christmas gift, Mr. Tennings!
@squilliamfancyson53132 жыл бұрын
The woodcutter is almost as good of a father as James Higgs from Daemon Summoner
@quackeroo45532 жыл бұрын
This is the best Xmas present ever!!!! Also PINGUS!!!!!! Wasn't expecting the greatest game ever to make an appearance!!
@Richterbelmont962 жыл бұрын
That ending was just so god damn perfect
@R3dHouse2 жыл бұрын
A very Merry Christmas to you Tennings!🎄⛄🎁 Thank you for another brilliant review! It's always a treat when I get a notification of a new upload!
@tgiacin4352 жыл бұрын
Never did I think I would find something that would make the Tim Burton and Dakota Fanning Hansel and Gretel movies look like cinematic masterpieces. At least in the Burton version, the step mother was a horrible person, but at least she tried to make it look like the children got lost when she tried to leave them in the woods. And at least in the Burton version, it was hinted that the witch and the stepmother were the same person
@viscountrainbows64522 жыл бұрын
Hansel and Gretel's character models on the box "art" looks like it was rendered on an ancient machine Raindance studios threw out in the 90s.
@BugsyFoga2 жыл бұрын
Tennimgs always knows how to come back with a banger.
@macclownn2 жыл бұрын
Randomly came back to your channel yesterday because I missed you. Then you actually posted today? Incredible. Merry Christmas!
@dgarrard1002 жыл бұрын
It's a krimmis miracle.
@lunaknights35392 жыл бұрын
Another year, another brilliant Tennings video marvelous.
@ferryshuttlex2 жыл бұрын
Found your channel yesterday, binged through all your vids and i really like your channel. Subbed immediately. Have a great 2022, looking forward to new vids! Hope all is well!
@candykeen33992 жыл бұрын
You're honestly doing the lords work. The ending had me absolutely keeled over laughing!
@communist-hippie2 жыл бұрын
Time flies by. Has it allready been like 5 years? "The time between tennings videos" :)
@jamesthejoker74152 жыл бұрын
You should buy your relatives some of these games for Christmas just to witness their reaction
@martijnwarmerdam83332 жыл бұрын
Save them the misery and just show them 2girls one cup ffs!
@sfighter00852 жыл бұрын
Happy Christmas to you too. Awesome review, I don't know if I remember hearing about this one from other videos talking about "Phoenix" games, but wow. It pretty much fits everything in these godforsaken games I've seen, terrible animation, terrible voice acting, and a retelling of a beloved fairy tale that I doubt "Fractured Fairy Tales" would consider "Fractured".
@FredHerbert9992 жыл бұрын
So glad you made another video, Tennings! Please keep em coming!
@romanticidexx2 жыл бұрын
Someone just sent me this to cheer me up because I'm really really sick with covid, & I have to say, the chest pain I had while laughing at this was 100% worth it. Thank you for making 13 minutes of my life less miserable 😂
@codybartel27282 жыл бұрын
Get better soon.
@Casketkrusher_2 жыл бұрын
Tennens, a man that doesn't show up often, but when he does, we watch.
@HannahHearsAWho2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see we've been graced with a Tennings video to end the year off right.
@gpinion292 жыл бұрын
Christmas has come a day early with a new Tennings video, what a gift!!!
@frankystein93702 жыл бұрын
New Tennings video? It's sure a Christmas miracle
@TCGexclusive2 жыл бұрын
I think Tennings knew I’ve been binge watching him the past few days.
@Xehanort102 жыл бұрын
The Phoenix Games narrator must be the world's most emotionless man. There's not an ounce of any human feeling behind anything he says and no attempt at sounding natural at all.
@ddjsoyenby2 жыл бұрын
"i wish i was d3@d already that'd be cool"
@keithfulkerson2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear some behind-the-scenes stuff about that publisher. Sweet shirt, btw.
@MissCandiDandi2 жыл бұрын
The king has released a new review! ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE 🎉🎉🎉
@Hairycheese12 жыл бұрын
This is the best Christmas present I have ever got - a surprise Tenning’s upload!
@alexm.a.d8922 жыл бұрын
you're such a funny guy, your channel is super underrated I'm glad I found it.
@DNFHistory2 жыл бұрын
God it’s so glad to have this new video. Thank you! Make more!
@humanimal4dub9262 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking 2 nights ago....where's my guy Tennings and I just happened to scroll through the tubes and I was stoked when I saw you. Fkin glad yer back m8
@DTPoe2 жыл бұрын
I remember my grandfather told me about Tennings but I never thought I'd see a video of him in my life. Thanks, I'll tell my grandsons.
@dragonfireny2 жыл бұрын
This was a real treat. Christmas is immediately better now
@yeetyeet28462 жыл бұрын
been waiting so long for this! Merry Christmas Tennings, top tier content as always 🤣
@NickFje2 жыл бұрын
The legend is back to save our christmas this year :)
@kylereynold42712 жыл бұрын
Oddly, the Resident Evil Voice work sounds awesome! More effort than whatever Phoenix crapped out!
@Beestification2 жыл бұрын
Drowning the game is a new one, but giving it a few yoks while drowning it is hilarious.
@symbiote1982pk2 жыл бұрын
Always nice to see you pop up in my subscriptions fella, glad you're keeping well cheers for the video and have a grand Christmas.
@thecinematicmind2 жыл бұрын
A Perfect Christmas Gift and waking up with the most harsh alarm noise on iPhone.
@Omegajunior26582 жыл бұрын
Hi Tennings, thanks for uploading your video. Wow I've never heard any video games called Hansel and Gretel before. I'm sure it looks kinda very boring. If this game is only available in Italy 🇮🇹, how come there is no Italian language in it? It only has English, French and German languages. I bet some people of Italy 🇮🇹 are very upset because that game doesn't have their native language. Anyway Merry Christmas and a Happy successful New Year - 2022.
@Kazikas2 жыл бұрын
Tenny uploading a video is a Christmas tradition on it's own
@Astrothunder_2 жыл бұрын
Awww hell why did KZbin just NOW notify me that a new Tennings video dropped!
@Gamner12 жыл бұрын
That Winnie the Pooh impressionist sounded like he was also trying to channel Shatner there too
@Dummie5012 жыл бұрын
Love ya Tennings!! Thank you for the new vid, Happy Holidays! 🎄🙏
@MrScratch692 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back Tennings but GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. We're starving out here. Merry Christmas.
@bonvct2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! The annual Tennings KZbin upload!
@kojikakoifish28622 жыл бұрын
Tennings uploaded? Its a Christmas miracle!
@bobbythompson48672 жыл бұрын
The legend has blessed us with a Christmas gift!
@darthcinema42622 жыл бұрын
The Irish Video Game Reviewer has returned and gave us the best Christmas gift.
@deazee22882 жыл бұрын
OMG man, welcome back, I remember binge watching your videos back in college and wondering where you disappeared
@0uttaS1TE2 жыл бұрын
Man, new Tennings is like Christmas
@puchaleplay24492 жыл бұрын
Hello brother, what a pleasure to see you again, I thought you were no longer uploading videos to KZbin, I love your videos, thank you for merry Christmas and I hope you also have a very happy Christmas.
@Aliens2Exist2 жыл бұрын
the best christmas gift I could ask for
@DendyJungle2 жыл бұрын
The situation has not changed in the least. My mom still throws any ol sh t on the TV to keep my little sister quiet. Elsa gate type stuff I have to switch off or it'll rot her brain.
@QueenCreeps2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, just when I thought there couldn't be any more. To make matters worse, I'm 99% convinced that the Gretel on the cover has a hole in her head. You can see a bit of the gingerbread wall just above her ear.
@tebedard2 жыл бұрын
Aahh!! Welcome back Tennings 🙏
@joshhale93552 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, can’t wait for your next video around Christmas 2022
@AdamTheDude19852 жыл бұрын
Great to have tennings back see you next Christmas haha. Have a nice Christmas
@gnarcky6ix62 жыл бұрын
Honestly some of my favourite content on KZbin. Do you make content elsewhere at all?? Can't wait for another upload
@jesusadrianmartinez75972 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and thanks for this lovely gift! Greetings from Spain!
@4Getter2 жыл бұрын
🖤 your all your videos man very entertaining hope life’s been treating you well!
@newdriver98002 жыл бұрын
That ending was amazing.
@H1TMAN412Xx2 жыл бұрын
What?! Tennings uploaded?! Where you been??? Your content is excellent,just wish you uploaded more!
@carljohnson42852 жыл бұрын
Good to see you still here suffering with us. Please continue to share your pain
@jasonkent78582 жыл бұрын
Thought we'd lost you for good! Welcome back!
@harryoudemaas51692 жыл бұрын
Just 2 days into 2022 and I already got multiple strokes from this. I love you
@santimaci2 жыл бұрын
tennings you magnificent bastard regaling us with a new review in the style we so much cherish. i give you my regards and wish you well in all the endeavors you set to acomplish next year
@HydraulicOfilia2 жыл бұрын
Tennings back at it again with the holiday joy
@landofgrundo2 жыл бұрын
A tennings video, this might be a half decent Christmas then :)
@TommyDaGreatest2 жыл бұрын
At 9:02 , the witch suddenly has her teeth back. On and off. Quality entertainment.
@jlb95772 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and thanks for the vid!
@SPerill2 жыл бұрын
It's that time of year again..... GLORIOUS
@illyay13372 жыл бұрын
4:08. Now tennings has given us a PINGUS? quote to go along with dr robotnick saying PINGAS!
@Plotanito2005UJ2 жыл бұрын
If Tennings ever comes back once more, I believe he should review and play the WEIRDEST games you never played on the PS2.
@BigMacsDontNeedPickles2 жыл бұрын
I WAITED THIS LONG FOR A 13 MINUTE VIDEO? I REALLY WISH COVID KILLED ME NOW!... I'm so happy to see Tennings back though. Seriously.
@EhrisaiaOShannon2 жыл бұрын
Love the t-shirt!! Lmiao. Happy Christmas, Puddin'.
@Quadrenaro2 жыл бұрын
The narrator sounds suspiciously like the dad from 'The Christmas Tree.'
@tommoconstantly2 жыл бұрын
1:36 so weird how your using that sound effect, its from Spiderman and I have it on In the background lol so I had to rewind to check if I actually heard that through the tv or my laptop lol
@thepie1932 жыл бұрын
The best way to spend my a warm Christmas evening.
@magnatcleo20432 жыл бұрын
So to compensate for the fact that they forgot to make the witch blind to see Hansel's trick, They just made her incomprehensibly stupid instead.
@aceways47712 жыл бұрын
Oh good you’re still here, I check on you about once a year when I remember you exist and am always pleasantly surprised :) You're hilarious. I can't tell what the hell im looking at when the voice actor changes though, at 6:47 for a few seconds onwards it looks like a giant straw-coloured skirt is overlayed as a not-so-transparent texture over the the scene. Is that my computer or is that seriously how it looks??
@JamieRobert_2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this review after watching you play this on stream is hilarious lol
@bloodrunsclear2 жыл бұрын
I feel compelled to adopt an opossum
@ricratos2 жыл бұрын
*Fairytale of New York plays as Tennings finally uploads a video*
@Moonchild16072 жыл бұрын
I'll keep it short. More of this, and welcome back!