Hansel & Gretel (PS2): The Review - Tennings

[@Tennings]

WHY CAN’T COVID JUST TAKE ME

[@Renatinho12ful]

merry christmas Tennings, great to have a video of you in the best season of the year 🙌🤧

[@dianaberlin4767]

Merry Pingus!

[@phantomknight3430]

merry Christmas tennings long time subscriber love every videos

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

Tennings no.

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

Sadly with a 0.02% chance of death in a healthy body... You wouldn't be that lucky Hell with the Omnicrom version all it will do is give you an annoying rash

[@BubblyJubbly]

When the world needed him, he returned.

[@ghostontoast1017]

Nah i needed him when it was peak pandemic

[@MuchWhittering]

I have an Italian degree, so let me just say that that was certainly the best pronunciation of "Porca Miseria" I've ever heard from an Irish video game KZbinr.

[@solidoptimus0129]

Turns out Largo Winch is not only a great game but it's also educational

[@NotsoseriousNick]

If that wasn’t enough, I am Italian, and that pronunciation was as effective in execution as Phoenix games are respectful of their source material, truly a work of art.

[@miloonweetbix3597]

I like how you say that like you’ve heard plenty of Irish KZbinrs try to pronounce porca miseria

[@nuyt6]

@@NotsoseriousNick ho vissuto in italia e ho imparato l'italiano ma questo tizio ha una pronuncia molto più corretto del mio mamma mia

[@GortFromAltier4]

New Tennings? Best Christmas gift

[@LaineMann]

Awwwww, but it’s short. 😭

[@ghostontoast1017]

Hallelujah

[@solidoptimus0129]

Winnie the Pooh reading lines from Resident Evil was something I never realized I needed until now.

[@51ushi39]

It’s like a Christmas tradition to watch tennings around Christmas

[@Sphat90]

It's the same voice actor as the Peter Pan movie Phoenix released (supposedly the non-Dingo ones were done by a Polish company and the voices hired through the internet, but details are murky). I've always had a soft spot for him as he gives off such strong Midwestern vibes (specifically Michigan, but not completely sure). I have no doubt that he was an acting student doing some voice acting to help get a foothold in the industry and that they hired him because he was cheap and American.

[@blackyoshi1230]

I'm going to say this (anyone in the States will get this): that narrator sounds even more bored than Joe Buck, and that's typically a hard feat to do. When having a five year old describe cardboard sounds more interesting, yeah...

[@videogamerka0009]

This one is supposed to be made by Poles ? Well I'm Polish and I don't hear too much of an accent there

[@videogamerka0009]

Ah yeah they probably hired some American from college

[@videogamerka0009]

Anyway I haven't ever seen any info about this Polish company, where have you found it ? I'm genuinely curious

[@Sphat90]

@@videogamerka0009 It was a while ago that I heard that, but it was either on the Dingo Pictures wiki or in a KZbin video. Phoenix Games simply licensed and published pre-existing cartoons and games from other companies, and they had a somewhat infamous habit of removing the credits from the end of movies to hide the copyright. Unlike Dingo, who had a functioning website for years and for whom the credits are usually intact on DVD versions, there doesn't seem to be any alternative release of these.

[@PogieJoe]

You got me exactly what I wanted for Christmas: some old-school KZbin.

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr the good old days when people actually made jokes and were entertaining.

[@toddhoward5555]

One of the best reviews you've done by far. This reminds me of AVGN in his prime when his vids would legit send me 🤣

[@TheChackoman15379]

Stfu Todd and get back to work on Elder Scrolls

[@Gatorade69]

"In his Prime." That's definitely true. There's so many KZbinrs that get better over time but James just gets worse and worse. I finally had to unsubscribe to Cinemassacre after the plagiarism in this years Monster Madness. All James does is get a script written from somebody else and read it from a Teleprompter. Ugh. Can't believe I used to have respect for the guy. He doesn't care yet he has a loyal following that will defend any crap he puts out and make excuses for him.

[@Channeleven2345789]

Funny seeing you again, and hold up, plagiarism? As someone who witnessed the heyday of people accusing other reviewers of ripping AVGN off, it is ironic, and kinda interesting, to hear AVGN plagiarized someone.

[@Gatorade69]

@@Channeleven2345789 Yes plagiarism. It's what finally made me unsubscribe. Sure, it wasn't James that plagiarized but it was the person they had ghostwrite for James just proving all he does is read others sceipts from a teleprompter. You probably didn't see the apology video as it was unlisted on the second channel to minimize people seeing it. I would link it but KZbin usually deletes my comments if I add a link. Like I said it finally made me unsubscribe, as a long time viewer. Hope You have a happy holidays. Edit : Hopefully the comment stays. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKKsqH6NpNmjbaM There's a link from a 3rd party channel since the official one is unlisted. It's what allowed me see the cracks in the channel I was ignoring. Newt supposedly wrote 21 of the episodes, which means James did 10 episodes (if you think the rest was James, doesn't sound like him. Most of It is just repeating wikipedia.) It goes against what he said in a 2016 video that "how can I get somebody else to write a review for me ? It wouldn't be my thoughts." It's clear he has checked out and I hope he can find his passion again as Board James/Nerd episodes helped me through a tough time.

[@Channeleven2345789]

@@Gatorade69 Wow, never saw that coming, and I get how that cultivated your standing. and happy belated holidays

[@YaBoiiHortler]

Ah yes my favourite Irish Christmas tradition murdering a terrible "game" in increasingly violent ways

[@evanhanley6437]

The funniest video you have done. This was absolutely brilliant. That voiceover guy and that atrocious lip sync before the witch gets put into the oven are absolutely priceless. Merry Christmas Tennings!

[@Mister_LRT]

Pinnochio video is best.

[@ChaseMC215]

Tennings has offically lost his mind.

[@MrLyosea]

Tennings...that's a name I haven't looked up in a while. I still shiver at the thought of them seven clever boys... Merry Christmas my dude! Welcome back!

[@videogamerka0009]

I'm studying Italian for 2 years as well as Italian philology at university. Finally I felt like it was worth the effort when I was able to read cover of this piece of shit. To quote: "The family is very poor and can't afford food" "Wife has convinced her husband to leave the children in a forest" PERFECT PRODUCT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN, what the fuck

[@DlcEnergy]

4:57 I need more Resident Winnie. That voice actor's delivery was too perfect. lol

[@ladyneon176]

Tennings always pulls through for Christmas. Love watching his stuff around this time of year!

[@datguyfoss3915]

I had no idea Phoenix games was about quality AND quantity!

[@manichongmao6099]

That ending was beyond fuckin’ hilarious man 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterbenjaminparker6001]

Thank you for the beautiful Christmas gift, Mr. Tennings!

[@squilliamfancyson5313]

The woodcutter is almost as good of a father as James Higgs from Daemon Summoner

[@quackeroo4553]

This is the best Xmas present ever!!!! Also PINGUS!!!!!! Wasn't expecting the greatest game ever to make an appearance!!

[@Richterbelmont96]

That ending was just so god damn perfect

[@R3dHouse]

A very Merry Christmas to you Tennings!🎄⛄🎁 Thank you for another brilliant review! It's always a treat when I get a notification of a new upload!

[@tgiacin435]

Never did I think I would find something that would make the Tim Burton and Dakota Fanning Hansel and Gretel movies look like cinematic masterpieces. At least in the Burton version, the step mother was a horrible person, but at least she tried to make it look like the children got lost when she tried to leave them in the woods. And at least in the Burton version, it was hinted that the witch and the stepmother were the same person

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Hansel and Gretel's character models on the box "art" looks like it was rendered on an ancient machine Raindance studios threw out in the 90s.

[@BugsyFoga]

Tennimgs always knows how to come back with a banger.

[@macclownn]

Randomly came back to your channel yesterday because I missed you. Then you actually posted today? Incredible. Merry Christmas!

[@dgarrard100]

It's a krimmis miracle.

[@lunaknights3539]

Another year, another brilliant Tennings video marvelous.

[@ferryshuttlex]

Found your channel yesterday, binged through all your vids and i really like your channel. Subbed immediately. Have a great 2022, looking forward to new vids! Hope all is well!

[@candykeen3399]

You're honestly doing the lords work. The ending had me absolutely keeled over laughing!

[@communist-hippie]

Time flies by. Has it allready been like 5 years? "The time between tennings videos" :)

[@jamesthejoker7415]

You should buy your relatives some of these games for Christmas just to witness their reaction

[@martijnwarmerdam8333]

Save them the misery and just show them 2girls one cup ffs!

[@sfighter0085]

Happy Christmas to you too. Awesome review, I don't know if I remember hearing about this one from other videos talking about "Phoenix" games, but wow. It pretty much fits everything in these godforsaken games I've seen, terrible animation, terrible voice acting, and a retelling of a beloved fairy tale that I doubt "Fractured Fairy Tales" would consider "Fractured".

[@FredHerbert999]

So glad you made another video, Tennings! Please keep em coming!

[@romanticidexx]

Someone just sent me this to cheer me up because I'm really really sick with covid, & I have to say, the chest pain I had while laughing at this was 100% worth it. Thank you for making 13 minutes of my life less miserable 😂

[@codybartel2728]

Get better soon.

[@Casketkrusher_]

Tennens, a man that doesn't show up often, but when he does, we watch.

[@HannahHearsAWho]

Glad to see we've been graced with a Tennings video to end the year off right.

[@gpinion29]

Christmas has come a day early with a new Tennings video, what a gift!!!

[@frankystein9370]

New Tennings video? It's sure a Christmas miracle

[@TCGexclusive]

I think Tennings knew I’ve been binge watching him the past few days.

[@Xehanort10]

The Phoenix Games narrator must be the world's most emotionless man. There's not an ounce of any human feeling behind anything he says and no attempt at sounding natural at all.

[@ddjsoyenby]

"i wish i was d3@d already that'd be cool"

[@keithfulkerson]

I'd love to hear some behind-the-scenes stuff about that publisher. Sweet shirt, btw.

[@MissCandiDandi]

The king has released a new review! ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE 🎉🎉🎉

[@Hairycheese1]

This is the best Christmas present I have ever got - a surprise Tenning’s upload!

[@alexm.a.d892]

you're such a funny guy, your channel is super underrated I'm glad I found it.

[@DNFHistory]

God it’s so glad to have this new video. Thank you! Make more!

[@humanimal4dub926]

I was just thinking 2 nights ago....where's my guy Tennings and I just happened to scroll through the tubes and I was stoked when I saw you. Fkin glad yer back m8

[@DTPoe]

I remember my grandfather told me about Tennings but I never thought I'd see a video of him in my life. Thanks, I'll tell my grandsons.

[@dragonfireny]

This was a real treat. Christmas is immediately better now

[@yeetyeet2846]

been waiting so long for this! Merry Christmas Tennings, top tier content as always 🤣

[@NickFje]

The legend is back to save our christmas this year :)

[@kylereynold4271]

Oddly, the Resident Evil Voice work sounds awesome! More effort than whatever Phoenix crapped out!

[@Beestification]

Drowning the game is a new one, but giving it a few yoks while drowning it is hilarious.

[@symbiote1982pk]

Always nice to see you pop up in my subscriptions fella, glad you're keeping well cheers for the video and have a grand Christmas.

[@thecinematicmind]

A Perfect Christmas Gift and waking up with the most harsh alarm noise on iPhone.

[@Omegajunior2658]

Hi Tennings, thanks for uploading your video. Wow I've never heard any video games called Hansel and Gretel before. I'm sure it looks kinda very boring. If this game is only available in Italy 🇮🇹, how come there is no Italian language in it? It only has English, French and German languages. I bet some people of Italy 🇮🇹 are very upset because that game doesn't have their native language. Anyway Merry Christmas and a Happy successful New Year - 2022.

[@Kazikas]

Tenny uploading a video is a Christmas tradition on it's own

[@Astrothunder_]

Awww hell why did KZbin just NOW notify me that a new Tennings video dropped!

[@Gamner1]

That Winnie the Pooh impressionist sounded like he was also trying to channel Shatner there too

[@Dummie501]

Love ya Tennings!! Thank you for the new vid, Happy Holidays! 🎄🙏

[@MrScratch69]

Glad you're back Tennings but GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. We're starving out here. Merry Christmas.

[@bonvct]

Oh shit! The annual Tennings KZbin upload!

[@kojikakoifish2862]

Tennings uploaded? Its a Christmas miracle!

[@bobbythompson4867]

The legend has blessed us with a Christmas gift!

[@darthcinema4262]

The Irish Video Game Reviewer has returned and gave us the best Christmas gift.

[@deazee2288]

OMG man, welcome back, I remember binge watching your videos back in college and wondering where you disappeared

[@0uttaS1TE]

Man, new Tennings is like Christmas

[@puchaleplay2449]

Hello brother, what a pleasure to see you again, I thought you were no longer uploading videos to KZbin, I love your videos, thank you for merry Christmas and I hope you also have a very happy Christmas.

[@Aliens2Exist]

the best christmas gift I could ask for

[@DendyJungle]

The situation has not changed in the least. My mom still throws any ol sh t on the TV to keep my little sister quiet. Elsa gate type stuff I have to switch off or it'll rot her brain.

[@QueenCreeps]

Oh god, just when I thought there couldn't be any more. To make matters worse, I'm 99% convinced that the Gretel on the cover has a hole in her head. You can see a bit of the gingerbread wall just above her ear.

[@tebedard]

Aahh!! Welcome back Tennings 🙏

[@joshhale9355]

Hell yeah, can’t wait for your next video around Christmas 2022

[@AdamTheDude1985]

Great to have tennings back see you next Christmas haha. Have a nice Christmas

[@gnarcky6ix6]

Honestly some of my favourite content on KZbin. Do you make content elsewhere at all?? Can't wait for another upload

[@jesusadrianmartinez7597]

Merry Christmas and thanks for this lovely gift! Greetings from Spain!

[@4Getter]

🖤 your all your videos man very entertaining hope life’s been treating you well!

[@newdriver9800]

That ending was amazing.

[@H1TMAN412Xx]

What?! Tennings uploaded?! Where you been??? Your content is excellent,just wish you uploaded more!

[@carljohnson4285]

Good to see you still here suffering with us. Please continue to share your pain

[@jasonkent7858]

Thought we'd lost you for good! Welcome back!

[@harryoudemaas5169]

Just 2 days into 2022 and I already got multiple strokes from this. I love you

[@santimaci]

tennings you magnificent bastard regaling us with a new review in the style we so much cherish. i give you my regards and wish you well in all the endeavors you set to acomplish next year

[@HydraulicOfilia]

Tennings back at it again with the holiday joy

[@landofgrundo]

A tennings video, this might be a half decent Christmas then :)

[@TommyDaGreatest]

At 9:02 , the witch suddenly has her teeth back. On and off. Quality entertainment.

[@jlb9577]

Merry Christmas and thanks for the vid!

[@SPerill]

It's that time of year again..... GLORIOUS

[@illyay1337]

4:08. Now tennings has given us a PINGUS? quote to go along with dr robotnick saying PINGAS!

[@Plotanito2005UJ]

If Tennings ever comes back once more, I believe he should review and play the WEIRDEST games you never played on the PS2.

[@BigMacsDontNeedPickles]

I WAITED THIS LONG FOR A 13 MINUTE VIDEO? I REALLY WISH COVID KILLED ME NOW!... I'm so happy to see Tennings back though. Seriously.

[@EhrisaiaOShannon]

Love the t-shirt!! Lmiao. Happy Christmas, Puddin'.

[@Quadrenaro]

The narrator sounds suspiciously like the dad from 'The Christmas Tree.'

[@tommoconstantly]

1:36 so weird how your using that sound effect, its from Spiderman and I have it on In the background lol so I had to rewind to check if I actually heard that through the tv or my laptop lol

[@thepie193]

The best way to spend my a warm Christmas evening.

[@magnatcleo2043]

So to compensate for the fact that they forgot to make the witch blind to see Hansel's trick, They just made her incomprehensibly stupid instead.

[@aceways4771]

Oh good you’re still here, I check on you about once a year when I remember you exist and am always pleasantly surprised :) You're hilarious. I can't tell what the hell im looking at when the voice actor changes though, at 6:47 for a few seconds onwards it looks like a giant straw-coloured skirt is overlayed as a not-so-transparent texture over the the scene. Is that my computer or is that seriously how it looks??

[@JamieRobert_]

Seeing this review after watching you play this on stream is hilarious lol

[@bloodrunsclear]

I feel compelled to adopt an opossum

[@ricratos]

*Fairytale of New York plays as Tennings finally uploads a video*

[@Moonchild1607]

I'll keep it short. More of this, and welcome back!