The Worst Games You've Never Played #9

[@Tennings]

Hello! Remember me?! I hope everybody is keeping well and safe out there. If anybody has any questions, I'll be hanging out in the comments here for a while, so fire away. Also, go follow me on Twitter, where you can shout at me everyday to stop being a lazy prick and to make another video. In the meantime, wash your hands, and wear a mask. I'm off to grab a whiskey. Enjoy the video.

[@LuminalSpoon]

Are you Roy?

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

Where do you find these games?

[@ChildhoodReliever]

Of course we remember you, you play the worst games so we don't have to.

[@jazzg.1103]

Glad to see you're still around! Stay safe!

[@Karmy.]

7:00 I see what's in the background...

[@Dcook85]

Early 2000's teenagers: "Loved the game, saw half of a side-boob".

[@RachmatRL]

Today's teenagers: "Hate the game, no girl with big boob".

[@K.Dayana]

@your opinion is gay looks like my opinion is gay

[@TheAmubis]

Flat is justice

[@AleTitan]

This game has to be some sort of poorly executed satire. There's no way anyone in the development team was serious.

[@alphatrion100]

I love games like this

[@YouSoSpice]

I wish that was true, but then there's games like Blue Stinger.. or Silent Hill Homecoming... or Beyond Two Souls

[@oscarchavezavellan2738]

@@cloudycolacorp not really, there are a lot of games from playstation 2 that are fairly coherent and still have a good gameplay. I've been playing devil may 3 and my god that game is fun to play.

[@joshmeakings8259]

It's Japanese mate, enough said!

[@toone1562]

The box art looks like a horrible meme

[@Shadowfire204]

"WAKE UP!" "AAHHH! The corpses are moving!" If they're corpses then why were you trying to wake them up????

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

This game, should definitely not b play'd high in anyway

[@finallimits1]

@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Oh it definitely should be played while high lol

[@nextgenownage]

Plot twist: Her boyfriend was the eyeball alien boss who was trying to break up with her, using radio waves as an excuse.

[@ItsHarleyYT]

lmfaooooooo

[@garibaldibritann1240]

What a twist!!!

[@QF_Dan72]

no wonder he says he hates her voice

[@nejdalej]

That would have been great lmao xD

[@calephas]

Seems like the story of the game was a woman letting her fiancee die while she wanders around town and accidentally kills a bunch of aliens.

[@retrogamelover2012]

I don't know if it was about letting him die, as it was more-so getting more deluded and bat-shit insane, over him dying during the invasion. Certainly would explain the constant talks about him, whilst basically mowing her way through aliens, and having no real clear indication on if she actually found her.

[@arcadium3459]

Tennings has blessed us. 2020 is a little more enjoyable now.

[@jamesgriffyn]

Agreed

[@andrasf59]

Almost as enjoyable as Mr. Tayto's Wild Weekend.

[@Sheridan2LT]

JOELLLLL IN ONE

[@silverjay4455]

What the hell is tennings

[@someguy8951]

@@silverjay4455 get out

[@AgarthianTrapstar]

Ashley: You took everything from me! Space Invader: I don't even know who you are.

[@Tombraithwaite1998]

Bruh when he put the canned laughter in like it was an actual sitcom it was genuinely perfect 😆😆😆

[@bingbangbong5055]

The fact that Tennings videos are so infrequent just makes his uploads that much more special. Can't think of another KZbinr who elicits quite the same feeling of "oh my god" when I see their notification pop up.

[@douglashay8626]

You clearly haven't heard of the prestigious KZbinr by the name of "Douglas Hay"

[@orderofmagnitude-TPATP]

@@douglashay8626 ha ha....erm....sorry - for some reason i thought Douglas hay was that guy with the glasses for a brief moment...

[@courier6448]

Before Jontron got his shit together, his uploads had me feeling like that

[@Skett]

A bit like gradeAunderA

[@freddywilson6784]

Shammy!! Who happens to be posting in an hour!

[@ghostofabulletproducciones5748]

A cancer-themed Bubble Bobble sounds more interesting than this

[@velvetaeon2774]

We need a good cancer shooter! It's been long enough 🎟

[@snakeslife-uroborodjinn790]

Bubble Bobble and That Dragon Cancer crossover Bubble Bobble theme plays as a cute cartoon dragons blows bubbles towards your dead son's bloated corpse.

[@quinn8689]

Purrzum

[@sneakysnake7695]

You're a white blood cell isolating and killing cancer cells

[@bobbythespicyboi3617]

Tumor bobble

[@andrerey29]

I remember asking my dad to buy me a videogame during his trip to the US. He brought this game, and as the ignorant little boy I was I played this... Even 8 y/o me knew this game was shit. Later on I trade it with a friend and never saw him and the game ever again. Dude if you're reading this, sorry for being an asshole.

[@tonyb2271]

This was clearly a low-quality Japanese arcade game, translated as a cash grab

[@Aussieduderivs1]

Normal people: Call me Kevin Intellectuals: Tennings

[@stedjuba259]

Supreme beings watch both

[@karawithgun8148]

@@stedjuba259 CallmeTennings

[@sly7213]

Angry Kevin

[@Bxss]

supreme Intellectuals: Angel Cruz

[@slickfinisher123]

Raid: Shadow Legends

[@dreamEnd]

I remember this one. They got that eye candy girl with huge milkers as one of the main characters to fill the absence of actual plot because they were none

[@dreamEnd]

@Adam Demeter lmao yeah this is like during the ps2 era of blonde beauty protagonists. its like a trend with japanese dev to make the prettiest blond female lead. haunting grounds and lifeline to name a few. though these games are actually good when this garbage space raiders only this token tiddy girl lol

[@notatrollll]

Hey, you sexist pigs. She is a great character with large, gigantic, well formed personalities! Leave her and her massive, robust, squishy brain alone.

[@kos2919]

The 3D modeler: "So how big her boobs will be?" Director: "Let me check the story script...... Can you make em bigger, keep going, keep going, just set it to max"

[@AWESOMEX711]

Now we are in the era of The Last of Us 2 and Abby like characters lol

[@bobmanperson599]

I have literally not once in my adult life seen that shadowy creature as the Space Invaders Mascot. It's always just been generic atari pixel aliens for every release I've seen

[@Caddicarus]

YOU’RE BACK

[@Tennings]

'Back & Gone Again...' - A Tennings Tale

[@samuraijackoff5354]

No, he’s Tennings.

[@damianlegion8455]

So basically...he is like Thanos?

[@Limbbiscuit]

I though you hate tennings

[@alexander-bt7ei]

Well this is a crossover you didn't see coming

[@bloodrunsclear]

This is why I never unsubscribe from someone. You never know when they might come roaring back!

[@ShadowOfCygnus]

And this from the guy whose brilliant movie trailers I've been watching since before uni! :D

[@gracekim25]

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at the cosplay cop guy onscreen when you pointed him out

[@settledownbeavis6537]

Me too man

[@SensitizedX]

I literally had to laugh in the final space ship scene with the Alien Eye. Adding those laugh tracks was brilliant and makes the story quite enjoyable as satire 😂 "Fiancee? What is a Fiancee?" What an oversight that this wasnt included in the game lol

[@KevinT1149]

Ashley’s story is like a Dumb and Dumber sequel set in the Alien Invasion where Lloyd is looking for Harry and some how found himself on the space ship.

[@retrogamelover2012]

Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if we were looking at some James Sunderland style delusions, with Ashley's fiancee really being dead, and her essentially just her going round in circles, until she essentially got to avenge him by reaching the mothership.

[@blueblur98]

This is definitely the Bomberman: Act Zero of Space Invaders.

[@garibaldibritann1240]

Where every retelling of the classic games wanted to become dark and edgy as possible

[@QF_Dan72]

the Driver 3 of Space Invaders

[@Etherman7]

Oh, so this alien species must go and destroy every pulsar and star in the galaxy as well since they also send out signals and wavelengths. What a wonderful game you've discovered.

[@toongrowner1]

"The monster on the box art of space invaders is iconic" Me: I swear this is the first time I ever saw any box art of space invaders at all

[@SeriouslyNotASpy]

The aliens be like: "I picked up a radio signal from your house. You have violated the NAP, prepare to die."

[@wvnderbread]

Are we just gonna ignore “MR. TAYTO’S WILD WEEKEND”?

[@NexusARC]

Apparently yes.

[@FischerFilmStudio]

And the used tissues...

[@mrslinkydragon9910]

yup

[@lucaswood839]

I was now going to post something

[@AndrewB383]

Came here to post this

[@MegaSceptile99]

9:54 Ashley's fiancé is apparently Squall from FFVIII

[@neonrainbow9033]

this! i thought the same thing!

[@Slappaccino]

Yeah, but the off brand biker version with a shitty apartment.

[@mobiusraptor7]

Tennings is the friend we don't see for years but when you meet, it's like you met him yesterday.

[@jefferysweaty6028]

I met him yesterday and he was such a cool guy, I've been on a tennings binge since while dying with the flu.

[@yoshi314]

"fight waves of enemies, then rinse and repeat" "you just keep darting from left to right and keep shooting' just like in the original game, right?

[@Lenixionthegreat]

You make a valid point

[@BendApparatus]

I like this guy's content and I realize he needs to make content... But I think he's reaching with this one...

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

This is kind of why I feel this game isn't *that* bad. I can't find a game in this series this is worse than. it's basic as shit, but it's functional, the visuals are okay, the story is cheesy but fine... it's literally just an updated Space Invaders. There's nothing good and nothing bad.

[@Zulf85]

Controversial opinion, but I feel like they were mixing styles that shouldn't be mixed which is where the issue comes from

[@eduardodiaz9942]

The original game didn't try to sell itself as a cinematic experience

[@Zulf85]

Me: Mom I want GLaDOS Mom: We already have GLaDOS at home GLaDOS at home: 14:37

[@MpSniperM1911]

It reminds me the water backpack in Super Mario Sunshine idk how it is called

[@FellianTheDragon]

@@MpSniperM1911 Fludd

[@MpSniperM1911]

@@FellianTheDragon thanks! even though i (try to) play SMS every few months, i always skip the intro thanks to the emulator, fast foward is life

[@harryjameskerslake9788]

I actually remember having fun on this game, think I was like 5 tho but watching this video made me want to disown myself

[@AGrayPhantom]

17:37 They changed the name to distance themselves from the project, but it clearly says, "From the creators of Space Invaders."

[@samamies88]

Ironically Taito is also a finnish word that translates into "skill" or "ability" (afaik the companys name has nothing to do with Finland or the language)

[@serin226]

Taito has made lots of good games, eh?

[@bloodywall81]

tayto

[@averagecomment123]

I remember this game! My friend got it from a blockbuster discount bin, he was so excited he invited me over to play it. We played it for a total of 30 minutes before giving up on it. What a boring piece of shit

[@ItsHarleyYT]

how dissapointing lol

[@jamesd4223]

Just as I’m getting sick of KZbin’s terrible ads, “short videos”, and stories they recommend this video/channel and slightly redeem themselves. You got my subscription.

[@rodnarok6945]

13:36 i lost everything here now I want the full game with the laugh effect

[@fitness65]

This looks like a game that I would find in the bargain bin at the 99 cent store or dollar tree which is where you would usually see crappy ps2 Xbox 360 and other gaming systems.

[@pian-0g445]

fitness65 Carlos hill no, not even 99 pence, for like 10

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

You say that, but you wouldn't believe the bargain bins for PS2 nowadays. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 for 50p and Gran Turismo 4 for £2. Fuck. Yes.

[@alphatrion100]

I usually love games like this

[@aepet22]

I see a Tennings notification, I stop everything and click immediately

[@Karmy.]

Yes

[@SirSeiji]

Girl same

[@horsestrike5897]

Me too!!!

[@silverjay4455]

What the hell is a tennis

[@elio1787]

That story felt like a combination of story driven games like the walking dead with the execution of sonic adventure

[@stanb1455]

At least Sonic adventure is good! Adventure 2 is better IMO, never played the telltale Walking Dead games.

[@QF_Dan72]

don't insult SA1 with that lol

[@selfmadesheed]

7:00 what in the actual hell is happening on that tv screen

[@vjpearce]

Someone's enjoying themselves by the state of the room.

[@ChildhoodReliever]

Two videos in less than half a year, Liquid Tennings has returned!

[@C4pt4inEyebrows]

"I will come.for.you." It sounds like something out of a porno

[@a.s.g8334]

Maybe that was the idea

[@mercka4583]

Invasion Day is one of those games you loved as a child but then you find it again after a decade or 2 and find out everyone else hated it

[@jonbourgoin182]

I mean, it had Space Invaders in the title so I’m not sure why you were so surprised by the simplicity of its gameplay.

[@Darek_B52]

Or the fact that the cars and such prevented him from shooting the aliens....just like in the original game.

[@Enzo012]

You just move left and right and shoot!

[@Fox_Olive]

There’s simplicity and then there’s bad game design. Those cars block more than half of your shooting angle and leaves you with a tiny gap to shoot through

[@mcgunk3745]

Not sure if most commenters are too young to know about the space invaders formula

[@davidamajako961]

@@Fox_Olive and i was good at it

[@BugsyFoga]

Nobody: Taito: "What if we made Space Invaders....BUT IT'S EDGY!!!!"

[@MrMcKane]

It's like Hudson soft had an identical brain fart when making Bomberman Act Zero.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

There should've been a bad dark fantasy/horror reimagining of Centipede on the Gamecube to make a cursed gritty retro trifecta. The title could've been Centipede: The Swarm.

[@peterg6889]

First OwO and now Nathaniel Foga

[@TheSilentNinja137]

@@viscountrainbows6452 I mean there was centipede infestation on the Wii so you're not that far off.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

The cover of Invasion Day looks like the cover to a bootleg game.

[@johnnymnemonic69]

Exactly what I thought 😆

[@klownfromouttatown1188]

My man you deserve much more recognition than just 75k subscribers...much much more. Your one of the funniest youtubers I've seen, the quality of your content is top notch and you clearly put in a lot of effort when making these videos, I hope one day you get the credit that you deserve. Keep up the great work brother!

[@bodvarson1933]

The weirdest thing with the dialogue is that it refuses to use contractions.

[@callumsparrow4379]

The ‘Bomberman: Act Zero’ of Space Invaders.

[@Nod_Lucario]

Or 'Bomberman: Act Zero' before 'Bomberman: Act Zero' to be more precise.

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

So the heavily underrated weirdo spinoffs that actually aren't too bad? A'ight.

[@burtemis1]

First tennings video I've ever seen, but it didn't take long to realize what I've been missing out on. I knew I found a great channel at 7:00 with the used tissues and a video of Tayto railing somebody. Top tier content right there

[@splicermeh6752]

4:13 The way the MP5 clips into the car as the SWAT guy bends over is perfect.

[@MrSPIDEY21]

You’re reaching with that one my guy...all games have glitches even today and you’re pointing out a small ass detail from an old ass game 😂😂😂😂

[@therealrishon3227]

I really hope Mr taytos wild weekend wasn’t real

[@Ennen841]

Ya, but I still went to see who else noticed that...

[@mikeyobrien1543]

@@Ennen841 I noticed that too!

[@fckgooogle1000x]

I can't find it anywhere lol

[@mikeyobrien1543]

@@fckgooogle1000x Here's the timestamp 6:57

[@faizaliqbal2284]

it exist.

[@baxterburt1472]

isn’t it amazing how we’ve literally never heard of any of these games companies outside of this video...

[@Karmy.]

Ikr

[@MuchWhittering]

I've heard of Taito. They used to make arcade games I believe.

[@Preeve]

Taito is a pretty well known name, though.

[@coramunro95]

wtf, Taito is a legendary arcade-game companie. How old are you?

[@adventurouseddie9369]

My personal favourite that has yet to be reviewed is D-Unit Drift Racing, the music saxophone is icing on the cake

[@jeromesunio2769]

i feel like in the end of naji's storyline, he ends up saving roy, and they end up happily ever after

[@austintyler7901]

"The one who grew up to be a school scooter." Sold, you have a sub sir.

[@manusgraham1159]

Tennings remembered his KZbin password

[@BYERE]

5:47 - New game idea... We'll promote it with large-breasted anime girls slapped all over the promo materials, and then it'll be a board game simulator where you can play such favourites as Backgammon, Chess, and Checkers. We'll call it... "Chess-t"

[@AshleyAdam16]

Sold

[@Pixeel_XIII]

"My fiancee! You guys took him..." Fiancee? I see a problem here. I mean, besides this game as a whole.

[@dhenderson1810]

I love how you added canned laughter to a scene.

[@s.p.h.productions8034]

This game features some of the worst voice-acting I've ever seen in a video game. It's like if Tommy Wiseau was the guy who did all the voice-overs.

[@winterkrash]

S.p.H. Productions oh my god, exactly the same thoughts! I can definitely hear “I did not hit her! i did not-oh, hi Mark!” 😂

[@DarkRipper117]

Niel Breen would be proud.

[@Lawlsomedude]

Cons of 2020: -WW3 almost started -Recession -Worldwide pandemic Pros of 2020: -Tennings uploaded All in all, been a pretty good year.

[@ababyharpseal6534]

I get the same feeling from a new Tennings upload that I do from receiving a package in the mail that I ordered while drunk and then forgot about. Surprised that it's there, but happy to see it regardless.

[@rererr8415]

I love these videos Tennings, had a really distressing evening but your commentary on games always makes me laugh! Thank you for putting yourself through these for us to enjoy! I also want to thank you for introducing me to Bubsy 3D, if i'm bored, I try to complete level and I find the hours fly by just trying to walk the fourth wall breaking little douche forward 🤣🤣.

[@someguy8951]

I love how you just casually some back after about 10 years of hiding

[@redalert7584]

Ps2: thought you were dead Tennings : I was

[@oscarjimenezgarrido7591]

Ok dude, you just managed to make me laugh out loud for the first time in several days with that sitcom bit; I really, really needed that. I salute you, dear sir. Keep up the good work and stay safe. Edit: by the way, I listen to, more than watch, videos as background noise while I work. For that purpose I use the PS4 app, which doesn't show nor does allow commenting on videos, so that means that I had to stop doing what I was doing to pick up the phone, open the KZbin app and come to this video in order to comment on it, so I can tell you that you really made an impression. P.S.- unlike other games in your 'worst..." series, this one was actually fun, gameplay wise. Not great, but fun nonetheless. I'd file it under the 'so bad it's good' category myself, but other's mileage may vary...

[@anonymousstout4759]

Those transition music from space invaders to plum sugar fairy dance are so wonderful

[@SandwichGlitch]

Just got this recommended by KZbin... Right away thought "The worst is Snow white and the 7 clever Boys"... But I saw you got that covered 6 years ago, a man of taste I assume

[@riaz8783]

Wow, so that's two games with historical battles that actually took place with giant enemy crabs

[@kostisk4019]

Absolutely 0 people have talked or even thought about this godforsaken game for years But then there's Tennings

[@jasonmartinez5116]

This game was called Space Raiders in North America and Japan. However, in North America, it was only released on the Gamecube. Japan got both versions, while Europe only got the PS2 version.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Wow. I was JUST doing a Tennings marathon, and this pops up. I'm psychic.

[@SunnyTacos]

7:00 no one is gonna talk about that? I will check it....For Academic Purposes. Le wink~

[@hammskie05]

How was it

[@maxiusdark7244]

We must know.

[@mezzuna]

Well, how long is Mr tatytos dong?

[@ianmorris7782]

That Tayto moment with the rice cracker is the kind of dedication to landing a joke I rarely see! This is my first time on your channel and I am definitely smashing that subscribe button now! Cheers!

[@XxSeedOfEvilxX]

Country has a potato famine Starts worshipping potato chips afterwards

[@PupRiku]

I used to LOVE Space Invaders: Invasion Day. I used to play it for hours with my brothers back in the day.

[@njp2k914]

My parents brought me this one when I was younger. I think I only played it for around 45 minutes and In hindsight I should’ve called childline!!

[@gpinion29]

How has this only got 8 likes? Plus your parents getting you this game is the equivalent of child abuse.

[@IICHAZII]

all the scattered tissue when he breaks the rice cracker, lmao.

[@rich842]

That laugh track over the cutscene works way to well for my comfort

[@bigbangbot-SuperSqank]

Tennings never fails to impress and entertain me.

[@robertwoods3871]

"Video is still processing" hmm... Gg KZbin

[@amidoesarts]

6:09 there'd be millions of dudes gonna search for it. and you know it

[@jimbo-fk4dq]

It kind of seems like a 3D version of Hong Kong 97, without "Beijing Tiananmen" looping over and over. Which honestly would make it worse.😐

[@ksvba96-36]

You mispelled "better"

[@eternylbliss2151]

I own close to 200 Gamecube games and somehow don't have this one... how could that be.

[@misterdewott8766]

I'd consider it a blessing haha

[@shadowleon659]

This is the Bomberman Act Zero of Space Invaders. This game is the reason for why Taito almost went defunct.

[@MonkeyBoy-nl5pv]

Hate me if you wish, I used to love this game as a child. Compared to all the great titles on PS2, this game wasn't my favourite, but it was a great game to play with my sister in co-op mode.

[@danthovict381]

7:00 oh boy i need to watch that MR. Tayto wild weekend

[@dontegraves5051]

The play on words was funny, but it is actually pronounced "Tight-O." They are a Japanese company; Japanese is pronounced exactly as it is spelled. This doesn't mean anythingas far as the game's quality. Taito was responsible for a number of the lower budget releases of the PS2/GamecubeXbox era and if it wasn't Puzzle Bobble or Shikigami no Shiro, it sucked.

[@enjoythesilence902]

In Japan,Taito is likely pronounced as "Tie Tor" or "Tie Tall". タイトー 会社 ta i tō Tai tō Taito company

[@gametimewithjamie]

Don't do this to me youtube "Video is still processing"

[@volsavious2319]

F

[@jk-474]

The writing for this game seems as bad as one of Brian Griffin’s books 😂

[@louisb.6149]

That shoutout to echo the dolphin had me rolling dude. I havent seen that game since I left it out of the case and never played it again lol

[@macclownn]

This feels like one of those games you'd find on the Wii shop for £5.

[@449538]

Holy shit! The first thing in 2020 that puts a smile on my face!

[@mauricefaurron7798]

The bit about Quantic Dream made my day, I thought it was only brought up in France but nope you proved me wrong and thank you for that

[@dravendfr]

I’m going to make it worse: -Does she even reload during all of this? -The recoil on her guns is twice as fast as her actual shooting...

[@Abhishek-tw8fr]

And how does she get so much ammo?

[@LuminalSpoon]

AAAAAAAHHHH HE'S NOT DEAD

[@joshkaid]

When you first showed the gameplay, I burst out laughing. I thought for sure it was a joke.

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

The publishers were definitely high

[@MrSPIDEY21]

Uzi30 RapidFire-O'ア4p3XRapp3R this game plays EXACTLY like every space invaders game...it’s just a corny reskin

[@ItsHarleyYT]

tennings! i love your channel dude! i used to watch ya on my other profile n i suddenly remembered you the other day lmao we need more tennings!!!!!!! more please!! you are awesome.

[@triviumhead1]

I love discovering Irish KZbin channels. This is gold. Thanks for the laughs.

[@YaBoiiHortler]

Daddy Tennings is back I missed you