Happy 248th birthday Marines

[@JayIceColdD]

"Have we ceased life, sir?" always makes me laugh.

[@tatamieoka9100]

Same brotha

[@The_FireSpitter]

"HIT!" "Ooooh thaaaank gooodness." 😂

[@fun.has.arrived3045]

seized

[@mr.fbody9111]

We are hhaaaaaaaanging siir😂

[@grandstickybuds8448]

Same it’s the best part lol

[@baustin6371]

As a Brit, I approve this mockery. It is in fine taste.

[@curiositycloset2359]

I agree, this is good show.

[@alexevans4877]

Quite proper.

[@homesteadchrish3107]

it’s not a mockery it’s homage to how the first marines spoke

[@curiositycloset2359]

@@homesteadchrish3107 it's not mockery at all. They do not speak like this anymore though. But we are a bit like this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/an-7d3Z6nN6UpKMsi=KumjFjEMNa11Urjp

[@curiositycloset2359]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmrUY5muoriigLMsi=v1erQ7ohK5vN7lDm

[@AstroFox115]

POV you found the Marines who know how to read

[@Novabunny_]

I wish I could read 😔. Sad Rah

[@PartTimeGoblinSlayer]

They get the top shelf crayons. 😂

[@justinball2250]

They eat only the finest limited edition crayons.

[@macewindow149]

​@binladen-ci7jm Tf are you on about? Lmao

[@macewindow149]

​@binladen-ci7jm Marine Corps was created November 10th, 1775

[@KingChadBob]

The "Oh Thank Goodness" was too perfect😂😂😂

[@somerandomguy8732]

“226 likes and no comment let me fix that for you sir. Oh I can’t stand the actions of the section of comments good sir.”

[@KingChadBob]

@somerandomguy8732 oh just absolutely wonderful, good sir. An absolute pleasure to receive you as the first of comments🧐

[@somerandomguy8732]

@@KingChadBob why of course sir it was my pleasure as well

[@harryniemotka1466]

A tip of the hat to you old chap.

[@harryniemotka1466]

A tip of the hat to you sir

[@erickv8684]

I would have stayed in if I was deployed with these gentlemen😅

[@sethwilliams8916]

Distinguished, indeed!

[@dragonslayer6215]

Very distinguished indeed. If only I had a better childhood might've gotten that diploma I need to go in but man I can't seem to grasp this new type of math that schools make impossible to learn these days because they can't even detail how they get these answers and breaking it down isn't a things anymore. Teachers are getting stupid nowf

[@MichaelOfRohan]

I bet you would... >_>

[@ChronicD420]

@@MichaelOfRohanlmao 🤣

[@tribalteuton7256]

Same.

[@LLubdeRr]

the way he says "mh'sir" is just to funny

[@VonRammsteyn]

Jajajajajajaja Indeed

[@nomad5176]

- May we have a cup of tea now sir? - Did we win already? - Certainly yes, sir!

[@haley746]

This is what winning looks like...

[@Cpl.J.Sins.]

Mh. Sir

[@랑데부]

Definetly. we are not a french.

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

that pisses me off dont do shit like this i served my country for 60 years im still here

[@weaponizedtoaster323]

"I can't stand these dreadful people" Has me dying ever time 😂

[@patrickpendergast898]

The climax of humor

[@johnnatandc]

Spot on

[@dave7922]

✌️ “People” ✌️

[@VonRammsteyn]

The way he say it...

[@farre1212]

Racially Motivated 🤓

[@znraborn7031]

The little stutter before every "sir" "We are Hanging, m-sir!"😂

[@Dothwa]

The best part! Making me lmao

[@vincentmackinnon3601]

what does that mean

[@Rui8_ForzaMilan]

@@vincentmackinnon3601bruh, we watching the same vid right?

[@HalIOfFamer]

​@@vincentmackinnon3601means he's aggressively British.

[@Pillar_of_Salt]

​@@vincentmackinnon3601 It means he's ready to fire

[@Strangerer69]

These guys deserve an Academy Award. That’s some next level British PBS acting there.

[@thefallenjedi66]

Your words gave you away as a brit

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

They deserve a grammy

[@daveslow84]

I was in the royal artillery (British army) and a fair few officers, especially major and above, actually spoke kinda like that😅

[@MotherGunner]

Too funny. *Salute*

[@HasNoGanas]

Please tell me you have a clip of those dreadful people!

[@randomlygeneratedname]

The proper way good sir

[@MDR-hn2yz]

Cheers 🍻

[@lucascoval828]

The legends were true.

[@WorldArchivist]

Damnit, the British spies could be anywhere! The British Spies:

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

i think u will find im part of the grenadier guards please dont mock us we dont really like that im laghing but this is dead af like wth happend here sheesh

[@RisingFlag100]

@@MojoModdingKZbin your pfp is innacurate

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

@@RisingFlag100 1 its a profile pic 2 wtf would u give a fuck its a ww2 picture made by me when im not busy

[@RisingFlag100]

@@MojoModdingKZbin You commented on every post on this video. You need to spend some time offline and grow up kid. Get off Roblox.

[@BallonEEE.]

@@MojoModdingKZbinI get it’s the internet and all but something tells me the guy named “NaziGermanyRoblox” with a swastika PFP is actually 14, and not part of the Grenadier Guards.

[@SKOL-guy]

This has been and always will be the greatest Marine video I’ve ever seen

[@naysaykiller928]

Skol

[@liarlyre8998]

Skol!!!

[@Pimpdaddyet]

SKOL😭

[@codywolf6336]

SKOL

[@jesseDelisle]

You haven’t seen Freddie’s letter from generation kill 😂😂😂

[@dillonc1900]

If you didn't already know, yes. You just witnessed an actual master piece.

[@theangelofdeath0185]

Yes, I'd say we did, my good sir

[@michaelcassady3862]

"LCpl Jeeves in Silkies Drops Warheads on Foreheads for Chesty." Rah.

[@patrickasplund]

Chesty Puller ftw!

[@zzzetsulive]

God I love fat electrician

[@terrydaniels8460]

😂😂😂😂

[@RommelsAsparagus]

Indubitably, Sir!

[@Sheeeeeeeeeet]

That's a rock not a warhead

[@jensenhawkins2168]

The British army is full of polite soldiers it is so delightful

[@g4wwk-k2f]

They arent British, if they were they would follow the Mortar with a "Sorry"

[@prince.charming-o3b]

I new they were British too by the way they act lol and think they still act like that

[@agustinenzoa4447]

More like snobbish and amateur

[@jensenhawkins2168]

@@agustinenzoa4447 I would say that’s the french

[@prince.charming-o3b]

@@agustinenzoa4447 rubbish lol

[@Ziip_]

Happy birthday Marines!

[@Jax_widdy]

Thank you 🙏

[@4hyrule247]

I’m a pog!

[@Not_TheManInTheSuit]

​@@Jax_widdyAnytime!, W branch

[@ardabu1282]

A bo wo wo oh wo ah

[@aldistore8001]

“Ngha! Thank goodness” is a line I use in my head

[@RommelsAsparagus]

I always imagine this is what the 1780s senior Marine brass sounded like. Great job!

[@LP1401E]

True especially the accents 😂

[@alemgas]

Well they would have been British traitors.

[@HoseTheBeast]

What? They were british?

[@Osama_Zyn_Laden]

​@@HoseTheBeastAt that time, they kind of were but also kind of weren't.

[@RommelsAsparagus]

@@HoseTheBeast Early Americans were often New Englanders and English by ethnicity. I'm sure some of the founding fathers sounded a bit like this. The NCOs wouldn't have though, but maybe a Lt. from an aristocratic family who bought his commission might. Lol.

[@Mjk10957]

I am a British soldier i find this Hilarious 😂😂😂👍

[@LRP3102]

I like to imagine US troops do this whenever British forces are within earshot 😂

[@simonhenry7867]

British troops do this whenever British troops are in earshot too.

[@LRP3102]

@@simonhenry7867 ha, awesome

[@thewildcardperson]

the best part about watchi g brithish troops you cant tell if there doing it ironcly or srriously mean it like there about to recomquer india

[@LRP3102]

@@thewildcardperson and Ireland… and France… and Canada… and US… and Australia… and parts of Africa… and parts of the Middle East… and China… oh AND… 😂

[@edgabrielocay3376]

british soldiers : are you taking a piss?

[@PaXtOnzzzz]

"I can't stand dreadful people" got me dead LOL 😆😅😂🤣 💀💀💀

[@shawnladue8986]

“Have a great birthday, Marines.” -Love from your dad, USN.

[@EverythingN.Nothing]

You can change your pronouns but we'll always call you "Mom". -USMC

[@Michael-A]

No; not the US Navy; the Department of the Navy. Big difference. The Navy is not in our chain of Command.

[@shawnladue8986]

@@Michael-A Whatever helps you sleep at night crayon eater.

[@Michael-A]

@@shawnladue8986 sorry I forgot to bring you pogey-bait. maybe next time Cracker-Jack.

[@darkschneider6221]

Still waiting for the USAF to enter the chat.

[@frankrigelwoodsr.1184]

I cant tell you how many times ive watched this. Never gets old.

[@CrniWuk]

Remember, it's not a war crime when you do it with an british accent.

[@ricardoporras2520]

You made me laugh😂

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

it is

[@Ebiru2387]

​​@@MojoModdingKZbinwell if you don't commit to the accent, it is!

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

cant say anything is real war crimes are not real and u cant commit one with our fucking posh nob accent bc its impossible@@Ebiru2387

[@MasonCatalone]

The fact that he's holding the Corporal's pants while dropping a mortar round is hilarious.

[@paulmaurer3742]

Happy Birthday Jarheads 🇺🇸 Semper Fi 🦅🌎⚓

[@rmduwk]

Or happy crayon days

[@TellingYouWhy]

If I ever get stationed in Britain or the UK I am going to speak exactly like this to all of their soldiers 😭😭😂

[@MojoModdingYoutube]

dont its a risky one bc ive been beaten by a fellow grenadier

[@williamsimmons2095]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARHEADS!!! Remember, Staff DUTY can only bail so many of you out of jail tonight.

[@fathersiren9914]

Sht I'm about to have yo chicken dinner my jail cell then huh

[@davy1458]

I wonder if there has ever been a day in united States marine corps hi

[@morpheus3767]

Damn those accent impressions are good 😂

[@edwardsanchez3708]

Their laugh at the end made me laugh out loud

[@usnchief1339]

I'm in tears right now!

[@pheelmacababe2861]

this is literally me over the mic even playing a modern military sim

[@Epistick]

Happy birthdays Son! From your dad ~Navy

[@wolfder6661]

How's other dad lately he still the best in the porthole

[@nevorchi]

I rewatched this an unhealthy amount of times. I think I need a cuppa tea.

[@manicvortex]

32 years of never hearing of anyone wishing marines a happy birthday until this year it’s like it magically became a thing that’s been secretive this whole time.

[@foomersaved8184]

I served in the Singapore army as an officer, I remember one of my guys will call me "Sire" for fun, absolutely loved it haha

[@boahbob66]

Happy Birthday Marines !!!🎉

[@Hazzacreates10]

This is one of the best vids I've seen in AGES

[@Cobraconner13]

Happy birthday marines, you’ve always been useful for scarring kids on Halloween. I can always count on your for a crayon

[@greengoblin876]

"Scarring" them.... wouldn't it be safer and less traumatic on the youngins to just scare them ? ... toodle pip

[@sadsoul777]

😭😂 idk why but the crayon jokes always give me a lil giggle

[@713flight]

The guy making a crayon joke makes a grammatical error in his crappy little KZbin comment… can’t eat crayons bc they are all up his a**.

[@Speedyx485]

You've been eating crayons with that grammar 😂

[@Spikeelsucko]

well, we can always count on your to take them! Symbiotic relationship, that is.

[@Jedi_Master_Obi-Wan_Kenobi66]

I'm hearing the Marine's Hymn in one ear and a Life on the Ocean Wave in the other. Happy Birthday Marine Corps, Semper Fi.

[@chrisholland7367]

You'd be hearing (Life On The Ocean Wave ) if this were the Royal Marines 🇬🇧 they've just celebrated their 359 birthday.

[@Jedi_Master_Obi-Wan_Kenobi66]

@@chrisholland7367 You're right! My apologies, I'll change it

[@adamlarussa5243]

One of them should have used the word, "Ghastly" somewhere in there. Lmao

[@LayneBenofsky]

A rather Tinny word, Ghastly. "Ghastly... Ghastly" No-- no good at all.

[@aldotorres1983]

US Marines turning into Royal Marines after watching 1 episode of _Downton Abbey._

[@fasteddie7997]

Happy birthday and thank you for your service.

[@parco7735]

From a Brit standpoint bloody fantastic sir

[@Sque333]

I can't stop watching this.

[@Pannadrome]

As an Englishman dare I say Jolly good sir!

[@waynedoyle536]

😂 as a brit i am rolling on the floor this show is epic too

[@adrieloloko7881]

Do you know the name of the show?

[@waynedoyle536]

@@adrieloloko7881 it's on Vet TV app 😆 it's brilliant

[@Etorofu86]

This is the point of greatness. Love it! Greetings from Germany.

[@Flachdachbunker]

Have we seized life, Sir? ... must be worth a patch!

[@ez_company9325]

sorry lol.... but its Ceased*

[@bofa722]

​@@ez_company9325they both work

[@issacg7572]

The writing is just top notch. Good show ol boys!

[@davidcarrasco118]

Haven't seen this for awhile. It NEVER gets old😅

[@bibbo3167]

I now want a British military spy movie where everyone is hella serious and these are the two main characters

[@HellbirdIV]

This video is what American Marines imagine when they hear their British counterparts are called "Royal Marines".

[@DesMen-i9z]

These guys sure know how to have fun! Carry on gents!

[@andormatrahazi8140]

An English gentleman will always be a gentleman. Especially if he's a soldier of the queen.

[@hmcredfed1836]

King! Listen to there anthem xD

[@PeelosopherBananaCrates]

Yeah hate to break it to you bud, the queen died. King and country now

[@andormatrahazi8140]

@@PeelosopherBananaCratesOld habits die hard... Scusi mi. Btw I've seen this video before, I think the queen was still alive when it was made ;)

[@Andrew-q2w4f]

Buddy this is called the british separatist they pledge no allegance to the queen thats how america was formed.😂 and to think the british dont get "british humour"

[@No__Bark_34]

@@andormatrahazi8140she was this video was made like 3-4 years ago.

[@franksmith9928]

They lack wigs 😂 for complete authenticity. This laughing at the end was brilliant 😂😂😂

[@marc_2690]

Happy birthday Marines! Thank you for your service!

[@AlphaOmega1025]

You mean Thank you fighting banker wars for decades under false pretenses and justification of patriotism when in reality both sides are funded by the same people

[@jSONrEEE]

Best marine ad I ever seen. Also happy birthday 🎉❤

[@ZombieHunter37]

Classic skit here. Every time it pops up in my feed I watch it multiple times😅😅😅😅

[@iAmTemplar]

Splendid work gentlemen

[@iAmTemplar]

☕️

[@hachimanjiro]

"Another round, Sir?" - "Don't mind if I do"

[@country_guy9980]

Only the Brits 😂 haha much love from the US ❤️

[@kingfinegentlemen]

Well aren't these some very distinguished gentlemen

[@mr.shameless1886]

"So how did you die?" "by mortarmen" "oof, how were they?" _"..They were Pungently Posh about it"_

[@EddieLeal]

An accurate depiction of British military if you don't mind me saying so sir. 😮😂

[@randomlygeneratedname]

Sorry sir but no god mortar session is complete without a cup of tea

[@g4wwk-k2f]

@@randomlygeneratedname Tea and crumpets,

[@galeriematzohl6659]

bru u made my fkin day... gosh in my brain those uniforms melt into red coats

[@USMC-Veteran73-77]

I was in the Marine Corps at Camp LeJeune when we celebrated the 200th Birthday of the Marine Corps. Semper Fi from an old Marine Sergeant.

[@captaincannabis3321]

Thank you for your service and sorry for your cancer.

[@USMC-Veteran73-77]

@captaincannabis3321 Thank you it was an honor to serve our great Nation. I've been fortunate not to have any serious illness from the Camp LeJeune water. I was stationed there twice.. Jan -Jul 1974 and Sep75 - Oct 77. Semper Fi from an old Marine Sergeant.

[@WowDoodWuuut]

​@@USMC-Veteran73-77How do you feel about this great nation in its current state? Would you serve under this socialist administration? Thank you for your service.

[@USMC-Veteran73-77]

@iWannaRideYoPony I made it through the Marine Corps... 1973-1977, after the Vietnam War fiasco. Most Americans did not like the American Military back then. But I served anyway. I would serve today. We need protection from Socialist nations like Russia. Also, the Communist nations of China and North Korea. Our Nation (Free or Socialist) will never be Allies with Russia, China and North Korea. Semper Fidelis

[@WowDoodWuuut]

@@USMC-Veteran73-77 whether you believe it or not, China is already an ally. One we don't want, one we don't need, but this Democratic administration is making damn sure we're closer to China than they would lead us on to believe. Tik Tok is brainwashing American youth, we owe them 30 trillion plus in debt, and Joe Biden & his son love going over there to hang out. Why was Hunter Biden in the Wuhan labs in late 2019 right around the time this whole 'covid pandemic' happened.. oh your quarantined away from a virus from China? Here, stay at home for a year while getting addicted to this Chinese made app that data mines Americans phones. There's a bigger picture, I appreciate your service but fighting under this administration is a bone headed move. They are setting us up to fail on purpose.

[@Sachiihero]

You're the duo I need in Tintin 2

[@armydawg15y]

This clip never gets old lol

[@TheHoquiamHunter]

I did not know that royal marines wore short shorts in that horrible cold weather.

[@Patriciadiko]

rare footage of the Royal Marines

[@blackrx89]

one of the best skit. if only there is more of these it would be hilarious

[@shawnw6486]

The blue coats taking it back to red coat days because they're the same people that just took a boat ride across the ocean 😂

[@william8541]

That is the best clip I have ever seen. God I lovE the MARINES

[@jyeprice9382]

We are hanging sir 😂

[@thechosenone1575]

This is a work of art, god bless!!

[@TattsnGuns]

I joined in 2013. Even though these cats are in my age group (20s), that dark humor is from the old days💪

[@WretchedPlebe]

The average civilian HR department would've had their heads implode at the humor we used. My first Staff SGT 3/6, a black guy, asked me for some November Juliette win I first got to my unit. I asked the question, he informed me, elongating the first word.

[@HeWhoMaims]

I usually don’t like media stuff like this, but this was really fuxking good. Well done! 👌

[@klapschijf]

This is my all time favourite short

[@JamesLydon1]

This will always have a special place in my heart

[@dethsoulshinigami]

Looks like ya'll are getting the fancy crayons this time! Happy Birthday Marines!

[@RyleKittenhouse]

I'm just a casual civvie. What's the crayon joke before I have to Google it ?

[@dethsoulshinigami]

It's a joke on that Marines are considered the "special types" if you get what I mean@@RyleKittenhouse . Pretty sure plenty have at this point, but they are still the best branch there is.

[@sugandesenuds6663]

@@RyleKittenhouseit’s a running joke that people in the marines are less mentally gifted and eat crayons like retards or 3 year old toddlers

[@James-t1r]

Hm2 here. Proud to have served with some awesome Marines. Semper Fi.

[@ppunion]

Accurate british soldiers. Fun fact... During 1st world war the british officers would tell the soldiers to stay in the trenches while they themselves would walk on top to inspire them. They learned quickly not to do that anymore from the insane casualties amongst the officers.

[@887Bingo]

I can't tell you how much I love this.

[@FullThrottleProductions]

Happy birthday to the USMC 🇺🇸

[@n16161]

Shoulda been “thank Heavens.” 😂😂😂 Damn this was funny.

[@Marcos-ms1ij]

Truly gentlemen moment

[@KingPeenor]

That "MmSir" is so perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cyrus_40k]

Happy birthday marines and "Jolly good show"

[@grxy5924]

mmm yes with the pinky up, my good lads!

[@phantomsoldier87]

A generally does suck you guys have to miss a birthday for real. Happy birthday and thank you for your service

[@RyanTueth]

This is absolutely amazing

[@jimwez9983]

Happy birthday marines everywhere

[@charlesvenangojr.3513]

I laughed my butt off when I was in, so many funny guys, best time ever

[@spencerpearson1321]

Who knew I was born on the Marines birthday? Not me that’s for sure.

[@Onlyonelifeforall]

I am celebrating one of my family members birthdays today, he is turning 21 so of course it's a drinking thing

[@hickory45acp31]

Oh how marvelous. ABSOLUTELY marvelous.

[@Evo_Skorpion]

Happy birthday, my favourite crayon eaters

[@Austin62581]

The most British thing I have ever seen

[@atomicyeeter1423]

Happy birthday Jarheads and Crayon Eaters!

[@becicero6541]

This is so good need more of this humor