Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸 🌭 🦅

[@6jackson650]

“ameriwanto”😭this man brain just works different

[@jessicadriscoll4948]

Who needs Winston Churchill when you have Theo Von 😂😂😂

[@jimsmith2844]

No one needed Winston Churchill. He was awful. The good guys lost WWII.

[@jessicadriscoll4948]

@jimsmith2844 You took this too literally. It was a joke. Winston Churchill is known for making famous speeches. This video was Theo making this "great" hilarious speech. I was jokingly comparing them.

[@jimsmith2844]

@@jessicadriscoll4948 Oh I'm well aware of the joke. I'm well aware of Winston Churchill. And he is still a piece of garbage.

[@jansondennis2438]

100 % correct ​@@jessicadriscoll4948

[@Dub1978]

They both talk crap 😂😂

[@MatthewMezzatesta]

Ive heard Theo Von best described as if intrusive thoughts had a voice. 😂

[@Purriah]

“And that’s relish.” Lmao

[@oregonsnob31]

Theo is looking so well rested and extra handsome in this short!

[@gueneverez]

Years ago

[@radatabass]

@@gueneverez​​⁠damn. I️ hate how age makes us look less rested. 🤣.

[@NoRmAsJeAnS82]

A few years ago when he was still on the cocaine

[@diogenessinopeus]

He got that 4th of July glow ✨️

[@shawntyler863]

Got them sunken cheeks and hard lines here. Lookin like a boat wreck survivor needing some water.

[@CoryKhalifa]

I literally spit out my beer when he said “Betsy Ross would show them front heaters” 🤣

[@ceeejay9112]

milk nodules 😂😂

[@CoryKhalifa]

@@ceeejay9112right 😂 lmao I wish I had Theo’s brain 😂

[@ceeejay9112]

@@CoryKhalifa I'm close, but still nowhere near Theo !!

[@johncarella1836]

God bless America!!! God bless you Mr,Theo!

[@TheSasudomi]

One would thought that with all this blessing you do the country would be a heaven on Earth, huh.

[@johncarella1836]

@@TheSasudomi Yes Sir! God bless you!!!

[@Heavyisthecrown]

@@TheSasudomiit is compare to everywhere else ❤ most Americans live quiet normal lives. I didn’t even graduate high school. Yet we built our own home, our children are running and playing by the lake, if anything ever happened I could call 911 and immediately someone would come, everyone has food and water. Yes some things are crazy. But America , for people, for the average person , is the greatest place on earth to live. Look at how people live in other nations, kids don’t have food, break your leg? You’re dead. Little kids being turnt into solider 😢 it’s horrific. Ameirca is also huge. So many places to go and opportunities

[@afraidofmoths6547]

Front heaters is crazy, I love this man

[@solangevauclin4545]

Handsome and bright!!❤❤❤❤

[@AaronBurnsVoT]

The Go Deep cracked himself up

[@smartz565]

no one can say it better 😂 PG bb

[@lisaeve6426]

I want to stop fantasizing meeting Theo...so dreamy

[@lindsaybrown3770]

Relish/ salad had a heart attack!🤣 he’s hilarious

[@ozarkman1478]

Lol. This is the only guy who totally don’t make any sense and you can still understand what he’s saying , love Theo, MAGA

[@Brianz0rzz]

Aint nobody like theo

[@stacywankenobi]

This gets crazier each time you hear it! It's like a roller coaster of wildness that just keeps cranking up the volume! 🎢🤪

[@kaymaur0202]

Theo for Prez

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Yesssss !!

[@zoezzzarko1117]

Milk Nodules... Omg 😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

[@sandystevens7046]

Theo your so adorable

[@brandygriffiss]

Theo, I'm a hairdresser....PLEASE let me cut that hair, I Marijuana-to!! Happy 4th 🇺🇸

[@cvltzilla]

men go to a barber, not a hair dresser.

[@brandygriffiss]

@@cvltzilla lmao---- ask my many, many men clients 🤣🤣🤣

[@cvltzilla]

@@brandygriffiss I'm good.

[@jackelewish1568]

Are you off your rocker? That hair is the power source.

[@brandygriffiss]

@@cvltzilla 😅that's cool, everyone has their own way of doing things. ✌️

[@user-jh7ki9sn5h]

Milk nodules😂😂😂

[@juless7807]

This gets wilder every time you listen to it 😂

[@BridgetFitzgerald-nn4yx]

❤ Bahahahahahahabahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣❤ Love you Theo!¡!

[@PSi-fp8ve]

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THEO LOL WOOO LETS GO THEO THIS IS AWESOME

[@mamazannie6060]

I love you Theo !😂❤😂

[@divineoperator4765]

Milk nodules 😂

[@Lillia-nu2xt]

Your videos are always on point, keep it going

[@mor9n243]

Northern people know it ALWAYS rains 🌧️ today man

[@spiraloonable]

This guy 😂😂🙄😂😂

[@heathermacintyre8112]

love you. fuckn funny shit man.!

[@user-oj7ud8es1t]

Love him ❤️❤️

[@-dystopic-]

As an Australian I have no idea what relish is lol

[@jackelewish1568]

This is the most real description I can give you Europeans about what the 4th is about.

[@akferren1]

I love him😂❤️🇺🇸

[@katielanigan5838]

I AmeriCAN !!!

[@LukeFG]

Betsy Ross showing them mondo gazoongas

[@nicholaslong1330]

Milk Nodules?!!! Adding to the lexicon..

[@johns1625]

4th of July always reminds me of when Chandler Halderson definitely didnt eat his parents 😊

[@PSi-fp8ve]

your so focused dude holy isht

[@im_just_serious]

Who wanna catch my hot dog in their mouth lol 😂

[@rob_a_87]

Theo is that guy that talks shyt at the bar and you have to call him out and run a fade

[@user-zy1pu3hc1s]

No no no no bed bugs was so bas n oklahoma it was so easy for u to catch them

[@MegaDaely]

What is it about Theo Von? He is POLAR OPPOSITE of me, and yet, I have a crush on him. There is just something precious about him... sheesh.

[@carlitaonmaui9937]

Bro I got no words… i’m going to need time to digest this

[@Jonahfish8]

In my town this year a 69 year old man saw some kids at a party and send some bird shot there way as he yelled freedomm to America, true story

[@MrLoobu]

Bell was Canadian by choice.

[@SharkyMcSharkenstien]

Milk nodules theo my guy

[@spinningindaffodils]

Now this type of privilege/social class is a quirky phenomenon. I swear, post-war America was a pitri dish.

[@tyguy3876]

Gotta have relish on my dog

[@shawntyler863]

Theo says the stupidest things. But its funny

[@JohnnyWaveslayer]

What's relish? 😂

[@richardgatling4663]

Just because you American do anything, doesn’t mean you Amerishould.

[@booney117]

....and that's reliash... HAHHA I always hate when people assume he's dumb for his accent/ and from the south, but Holy shit this man like Einstein trying to fix math problems with the way HE ALWAYS, makes sense. It's kind of stupid lmao

[@MaidenHelll]

I marijwan to

[@Scrabbledat]

There’s no way he said milk nodules

[@solimarvelazquez138]

🇺🇸🦅

[@MegaDaely]

Theo, wr should talk on the phone, bra.

[@NateSmith87]

What in the fuck...

[@Kayla-111]

😭😭😭

[@ericmartineauMainer]

Von that isn't relish wtf lmao

[@haydensmith7551]

#MILKNODUALS

[@thomaspegenau9092]

mmmm not

[@ec8687]

it’s American not Americant🇺🇸

[@crucifire9224]

No fuck this 2024 shit yr

[@Nikthehermit]

Is this AI

[@firstnamelastname9664]

Betsy Ross did not make the American flag. That's a big part of History dude.