Happy Wheels Highlights #48

[@EmmiGrier]

12:01 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT MARKS FACE OMG IT HURTS LOLOLOL XD

[@SethlingtonStudiosCo2003]

That is the face of a man in mortal horror, and I love it! 😂

[@the_vengeful_one6040]

Yee

[@xerilaun]

LOL

[@404Yaiba]

5:37 Mark: "ABANDON SHIP!!!" Lady: "WHYYYYYYYYY?????"

[@Arohaku]

I lost my shit right there XD

[@jakebello7988]

“I’m sorry! What the hell?!”

[@rickytabucao]

I love that part for some reason? HAHAH

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

I cant breath

[@ryanartley633]

5:38

[@yoyohayli]

10:15 That was legitimately a very good vocal run, Mark! Gold star for you.

[@alinaraindrop]

5:39 "ABANDON SHIP" '"WHHHYYYYY'" *Me cackling like a hyena*

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

It was more marks reaction that got me

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

I nominate this video for best Happy Wheels intro.

[@marykosin5053]

His most recent happy wheels video intro is pure gold

[@best_bud1]

number 36, the first 3 clips

[@drakenn342]

I nominate this video as one of the best Happy Wheels videos ever.

[@darkclaws3167]

omg yes

[@CrimsonGamer99]

12:48 greatest line ever spoken in the history of gaming...

[@CodeRed12321]

I lost it at "now we are one" XD 5:30

[@radiantcatz2941]

ikr XD

[@wildfirefox1]

I lost it at 5: 38 "Abandon Ship!" "WHHHHYYYYY?!"

[@sierrafrye7432]

Yep defiantly 😂😂😂

[@wolfbyte3171]

Vash Zwingli ditto XD

[@JakenBake-JP]

I lost it at french biguet

[@TigerBaron]

Jesus, since when does Mark sing so well? Never knew he had it in ya, keep it up!

[@SoulwaxHD]

Um. You messed it up.

[@greazybanana9937]

«Soulwax»™ whatd he mess up?

[@TigerBaron]

Uh, I said "He had it in ya" and it was supposed it be "You had it in ya", my mistake, but I still think the majority of people understood me.

[@greazybanana9937]

oh, ok that really cleared up quite a few family disputes, so thank you

[@technodragon7693]

Look on boyinbands channel for a song called hello monster he does a verse in it

[@zantoshiko136]

OMG god I couldn't stop laughing when this happended during impossible harpoon Mark: ABANDON SHIP! Girl on moped: WHY?! Oh god so funny XD

[@BossCrazyRoss]

i loved that

[@n0vaanimations686]

Can I get a time mark?

[@n0vaanimations686]

Thanks!

[@n0vaanimations686]

No problem.

[@kurocat1206]

9:53 that's why they picked him for the FNAF musicals 👏👏👏

[@swasbi2647]

Personally I think it's because of 10:18

[@xerilaun]

@@swasbi2647 that was beautiful

[@theaviator1152]

3:50 The way he said ‘parkour’ was hilarious.

[@Deathryy]

"I'm gonna smack the pith outta you" God I laughed so damn hard.

[@beckyk6115]

yeah I hope you learned your lesson I smack you with my bum bum XD

[@dorkking_]

"The key is to abandon...your hopes and dreams."

[@WinEntity]

"The other key is to fail very early."

[@jakebello7988]

Win Entity "Bye son. BYE ME!"

[@rasineidedossantossantos5094]

Jetpack level

[@jubberdunkus1496]

Sauerkraut

[@kennithball9787]

“DID I WON?”

[@Kissyface168]

"Abandon ship!" "Whyyyyy!" This part had me in tears. XD

[@Kissyface168]

Just a Random Music Lover Thank you! :)

[@YourLifeMyHands]

It was so perfect wasn't it?

[@Kissyface168]

Perfect timing.. I watched it over a few times. Haha.

[@Tails2468]

6:07 I like how he says "Or am I just going crazier", cause apparently he's already crazy.

[@NemoNightfall]

*MARKIPLIERS TIPS FOR KZbin SUCCESS:* *The key is to abandon your hopes and dreams* *The other key is to fail very early* I have done that from the beginning, did not work :D

[@chookax]

Sneaky advertising!

[@NemoNightfall]

chookax Does it look like that? :x Wait, let me edit it :D I am really watching every video of markiplier and find him entertaining :)

[@uncannymatt5904]

Well that's depressing.

[@NemoNightfall]

***** If I made you feel depressed, I am happy for the rest of the day

[@NemoNightfall]

***** Yay for what?

[@LazyGigi_]

9:53 mark, you should sing more often😌💖👍

[@ryankluge4220]

nooooo

[@rosewolfwy8220]

Yea

[@funnygamer5405]

How is it knew the first comment I saw was going to be about him singing

[@GDO9099]

I prefer the next part

[@hek401]

10:18

[@neptunedisco1646]

Mark, please continue serenading us with your awesome voice. XOXO, all of your fangirls

[@sonjabruner9508]

The Nerd Girl Nextdoor Heck yah i love that free falling song he sang i love it

[@destinynigh6888]

The Nerd Girl Nextdoor the sound of mark groaning "mah butt!" I agree

[@bruhboi2741]

+DestinyNigh I'm pretty sure she means his singing

[@destinynigh6888]

Paige Moor Just a Random Music Lover I was being sarcastic >.>

[@destinynigh6888]

Just a Random Music Lover It's ok! yeah. :/ I gotta learn that ^^" I just come from a very sarcastic family lol

[@KRYPYAT]

2:53 dat scream tho...

[@MemesToa]

9:52 That really is a nice singing voice you have there, Mark! :D

[@patriciabach3611]

2:53 made me laugh so hard for some reason 😂

[@shadekatz6958]

9:56-10:16 he could become singer owo

[@drpzor]

Shade Katz It actually wasn't that bad, as expected .______. As a choir singer for 12 years, I can approve ._______. :D

[@shadekatz6958]

Tatsuo-kun ^o^

[@drpzor]

^u^

[@shadekatz6958]

***** Yesh ^o^

[@shinpixypixel7368]

+Shade Katz Completely agree with you thare.

[@Zakkujo]

Mark, we need a full album with that singing voice. Damn.

[@Snacc99]

9:56-10:16 I heard this while in another tab and i just *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

[@Snacc99]

*****

[@kalebspell7462]

0:01 no mark SPEED IS KEY

[@farhanfadila20]

Kaleb Spell if speed is key that was jacksepticeye (sean)

[@taloncochran4209]

9:13 Mark: Mini games, demo. *Axe hits him* AHH! MAHHHHHHH!!! This is literally the moment he almost gave up. 😂

[@DutchiedeKat]

This is probably my personal favorites Happy Wheels video from him It's so chaotic and a hilariously funny

[@AlexerXodiaczoderia]

12:00 is my personal favorite

[@drakenn342]

Alexer Zoderia It took me a few minutes to stop laughing at that.

[@whenitsthe4907]

DRAKEnN342 same

[@qpie3409]

I didn't Laughed for like 3 years, I can't stop laughing, The terror on his eyes and the scream xD

[@captainsauce4733]

The way he throws up at the end XS

[@wolfjedisamuel]

4:08 World War 92 - Grabbing German balls up both ways. I learn so much from you. like how much of an awesome singer you are at 9:50 You should be a judge on "The Voice"

[@jay8128]

9:52 - 10:18 One of the reasons why he needs to sing more.

[@zisqehm8753]

1:17 best song ever in life

[@SayerRaider]

11:17 Dad: I told you about the stairs, son!! I told you, dog! Son: It keeps happening!

[@lilchal8220]

My big giant smile face 7:35

[@EmyMcMewMew]

12:20 For the best scream ever xD

[@cloudklaut]

6:55 "This is a new twist, on a familiar SOCK!"

[@WolfoftheBorderline]

That's not breakdancing... That's an exorcism waiting to happen.

[@rangernomad4564]

That's what I was thinking

[@KingXeonMyroku]

12:05 Mark pressed 'B' to blow but instead it was 'M' to melt.

[@sirsleepy1411]

"Press D to De-atomise."

[@Cyfrik]

Markiplier Noise Counter: Oh/ow - 47x Ah/aw - 9x Uh/uw - 9x Whoo - 6x Huh - 4x Whee - 4x Hep - 3x Hu - 3x Agh - 2x Eh - 2x Hoo - 2x Mnjar - 2x Baei - 1x Beagh - 1x Bourd - 1x Dah - 1x Dar - 1x Dee - 1x Dei - 1x Dep - 1x Dow - 1x Dup - 1x Eee - 1x Fleeh - 1x Fleleugh - 1x Gaah - 1x He - 1x Heh - 1x Ho - 1x Ho-o-hoh - 1x Hoeah - 1x Hoh - 1x Hop - 1x Hueaaa - 1x Hueabaa - 1x Hueagh - 1x Hueah - 1x Huegh - 1x Hui - 1x Kuurrrk - 1x Mne - 1x Mueaah - 1x Oah - 1x Owie - 1x Teaa - 1x Tech - 1x (Not "technology" abbreviated) Ugh - 1x Uuegh - 1x Yatsatsatsatsapatshbor - 1x Time spent: Counting noises: ~40 minutes Writing this comment: ~27 minutes Rules: >Only Mark's noises count. No game-noises. >Laughter not counted. >Singing not counted. >Abstract noises (e.g. kissing, burping, puking, etc.) not counted. >Ow, aw and uw counted as oh, ah and uh respectively. >"Combos", such as "huhuhu", counted as one of the noise it consists of multiple instances of. (The example becomes a single "hu".) Only a short pause is required to break the combo and count as multiple separate noises. >"Multiple-noise-combos", such as "fleleughfleleughfleeh" counted as one of each noise type it contains. (The example becomes one "fleleugh" and one "fleeh"). >Words transitioning into noises and noises transitioning into words not counted. >However, when a word is interrupted by a noise or a noise is interrupted by a word the noise counts. >Words transitioning into combos get the first noise in the combo removed. Likewise, combos transitioning into words have their final noise removed. Comments: This is the 13th installment of the Noise Counter. I was worried it would get a lot harder now that Mark's started making the happy wheels videos three times as long as usual, but it seems to have worked normally. I considered counting yatsatsatsatsapatshbor as a combo, since it's got several instances of "sat" in it, but the whole thing sounded so coherent that I decided to count it as one long noise. Also, I've added two new rules to the list - the one about singing and the one about abstract noises.

[@PagingDoctorGuy]

I honestly think Mark should end this series for a while at episode 50. This game ran its course years ago and it's not getting any better :l

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

Bull. Still as funny as the day he started it. Always good to watch after a long day just to unwind.

[@Mrpeanutbal]

***** uhm no its getting boring to watch, he need to stop with happy wheels highlights for some time. And Mark if you make those highlights again make it shorter because its getting really boring to watch and the races are almost the same in every video..

[@PagingDoctorGuy]

***** All of the maps that are not featured are utter shit. They're not creative at all, and no matter how funny Mark is, it doesn't divert my attention from the fact he's done 50 bottle runs, 40 fall challenges, etc. and there's no real INTERESTING aspects to the series. It's getting old. I've watched enough of this game to know it's not going to improve anytime soon with map making

[@KUSHANDRA]

Don't like it? Don't watch it. When will people learn this?

[@EcoAcid]

How about you go and fuck off!

[@nebulawings]

2:03 -"Hey, why is he being arrested?" *-"He was too good at his job."*

[@josephhenson8663]

12:14 YOU'RE GONNA TOUCH THAT BUTTON, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! TOUCH IT!! touches button AAAHHHH

[@NathanaelTheAussie]

4:16 dat history lesson O_O

[@MrBigjay1995]

10:00 - Matt Bellamy voice: Activate!

[@AmyLeeGonce]

I couldn't agree more. :D

[@MrBigjay1995]

If ever Mark needs to pursue a different career (god forbid), he could always do a Muse tribute act! Haha

[@MissKuzara]

Matt Bellamy > Mark.

[@brendajorstad5399]

10 out 10 for singing

[@awkwardlycelestial]

Whenever I'm having a bad day or just in need of a pick me up, I play this video at 5:37 to 5:42 and die laughing. The jump, the abandonment of the ship, the 'WHYYYYY', I just can't feel sad.

[@deeross997]

I watch the Happy Wheels highlights to help me sleep at night but when he sang I woke up. It was beautiful. Will repeat

[@jussants]

Mark actually sings really well.

[@kiaaleshanee]

Beautiful singing. :') Brought tears to my eyes. :')

[@genericnameman7899]

11:09, I couldn't handle the gay mark voice

[@jelloegg]

5:33 - I couldn't help laughing at "Now we are one..."

[@lukenichols4025]

4:08 WOAH MARK CHILL

[@matthewburgess8225]

i have to say, mark you have an absolutely gorgeous falsetto

[@createdormadec.8298]

14:05 that really grinds my gears.

[@ralla9393939393]

By the great beard o Zeus! Mark has an incredible singing voice!

[@emmas2500]

8:19 best part in Markiplier society👍

[@amysnable329]

2:54 is my favourite part, I played it over 50 times in a row

[@nunotherock5150]

Amy Snable same

[@nickiclim1445]

6:24 to 6:39... I laughed sooooo hard... xD!

[@Buffalonium0812]

Thankyou markiplier, for brightening up my day after long hours of school. You do absolutely nothing but cheer me ( and everyone else ) up. This is cheesey but whatevs

[@BirbRob]

No, it's good :)

[@Buffalonium0812]

Thanks

[@jaredd9174]

I have the same story.

[@TheDrakeProjectTDP]

Mark confirmed it. WW97 will be over sourkraut.

[@TheDrakeProjectTDP]

*wink wink cough cough*

[@ShalomGomez]

yo

[@guyperson754]

"The year is 40999.995, the Earth's supply of sour kraut is terrifyingly low. The remaining fragments of governments around the world fight tooth and nail for control over the last jars of the condiment. This is World War 97, and our only hope for survival is an old man in a rocket wheelchair. However... ...In the grim darkness of the far future... ...there is only War."

[@beckyk6115]

+Seth Giberson what the shell is the posed to mean?!

[@guyperson754]

+Becky K I'd call you a heretic for not knowing, as you are not paying proper reverence to the Emperor, but you are asking. Just look up Warhammer 40000; it's the best miniature war game I've played. It's expensive as hell, but incredibly rewarding. Although the story can be depressing as shit.

[@Choujifangirl]

And that final note on 10:18 was frickin SPOT ON, just *shudder* soo good

[@yannismiersch8913]

14:22 the voices in my head at 3am

[@TedNivison]

_This comment has received too many positive votes_

[@aidenshaw4620]

haha very funny

[@SalemBlack1]

Nice... >3>

[@HexManiacQuinn]

I actually tried to see how everyone got so angry that your comment was deleted, then I read it again XD I'd be mad if it weren't actually funny/cool, lol

[@TedNivison]

MoonSpider14 Haha :P

[@TedNivison]

***** You put this: _ at the beggining and end of your comment so _ people _ (without the spaces in between) would become _people_ :)

[@nintendo6930]

2:37 a knife bounced off your helmet! :o too pro

[@superik408]

That's why you wear helmets

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

I knew Markiplier was funny, but who knew he had such a beautiful voice.

[@haileyschmitt987]

At some point he took voice lessons is what I have heard, but he has an amazing voice.

[@ktony859]

♡♡♡♡♡

[@linkyblinky]

12:42 That burp was actually hilariously appropriate.

[@kanashimiyamoto5972]

1:41 Good job on the Vegeta impression! 😄

[@troublem4214]

i actually liked this video for this beautiful singing.

[@kittypiex]

Nice singing at 9:53 TALENDED

[@TheGavman007]

OMg My Dong has been amplified by this Poon hahahahaha 12:56

[@MontagneDewX]

0:40 "WHY AM I DEAD?" *has no head and exploded torso*

[@Carrocqc]

I just love when he does the Santa-voice xD Cracks me up everytime! :3

[@Psyker_Unredactus]

The introduction was hilarious!!

[@brandonfreeman3406]

😂😂 "the key is to abandon yo- Hopes and dreams..😢"

[@YareYareDazeJiJi]

6:44 look on the bottom left of the screen, SPEED IS KEY!!!. (Jacksepticeye)

[@SwearDie96]

I think a free balling joke would have been more appropriate at the 10:00 mark...iplier.

[@Leightonlaser1]

the video made me lol right at the beginning with that key to life speech "the key is to abandon your.... hopes and dreams"

[@JOKERF4CE360]

2:53 that epic noise tho

[@bliffity2692]

"I got jibleteded, by pineapples." Don't worry Markiplier, you're not the first.

[@tia2663]

Mark, your voice is BEAUTIFUL!!! It sounds like Nutella and Peanut Butter had a kid and their kid named Nutella Butter talks smooth... But deep... (Btw, I love Nutella and Peanut Butter so this is actually a giant compliment, saying that you sound better than Nutella and Peanut Butter)

[@naoura4939]

5:36 I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a harpoon to the knee... then the face

[@_notquitehuman_]

4:15 glad to know after 92 world wars it's still us lmao

[@dragonrider4253]

12:14 was so unexpected and/or traumatizing that he broke character. I find that uniquely hilarious.

[@danieltukua1962]

all the music awards

[@cptndltrne]

0:02 mark predicted undertale

[@ninjaling5059]

12:13 Me when I see something traumatizing

[@Tabby_PW]

"Until they gave up their sauerkraut." I lost it when he said that.

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

3:35 still better than the gollum game

[@tornado34991]

You know what really grinds my gears? my son being in them

[@rjhunte1812]

And Mark sings better than that penny from Spongebob, too.

[@rottenfiggy]

You should sing more. You have a singing voice that's strangely good but at the same time cringey..... Like JohnTron!

[@rottenfiggy]

*JonTron I hope I realised and got here before the grammar nazis did >_>

[@RogueActor]

GirlBrony You do know you can now edit yer comments?

[@SausageLegs]

What do you mean cringey? It's surprisingly difficult to hit falsetto notes and sustain them without your voice wavering, and he has really great control. He's actually really talented with falsettos.

[@RET-2-GO]

Singing.

[@rottenfiggy]

Rogue Actor I am aware yes, but at the time I was on mobile.

[@skyshark127]

4:09 Idk why but I keep on dying of laughter to this. 😂

[@theunkownlegond]

yo that free falling song you busted out singing mark is hilarious. geez I couldn't breathe. ive been late on some vids from your channel but honestly you made me have a great laugh. great job mark. Keep ranking up subs!!

[@artezui]

12:00 Hmm..wonder what this does...can't be too baOHSWEETGODWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

[@UtahColeslaw]

At 7:49, JackSepticeye Reference.

[@connorknutson9504]

And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee fee ballin

[@Cherrycherrylady1479]

+Connor Knutson I was so waiting for him so sing that!

[@friedchipmunk]

another awesome Markiplier burp at 12:42

[@trono9212]

Markipliers tips to succeed in life: 1.the key is to abounded your hopes and dreams 2.the second is to fail very early

[@mikeywolfno.7]

3:03 this was made for socksfor1

[@TheDrock900]

ABANDON SHIP!!! WWWHHHhhhhyyyyyyy falls off ledge LOL

[@The_Mishap_Maven]

2:52 what the hell was that noise

[@The_Mishap_Maven]

Again really 8:17

[@grayg2272]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@grayg2272]

I'm just now noticing how crazy he was then then he is now 😂

[@Sylaise]

I'm amazed on how I still find Happy Wheels to be... amusing? Thank you Markiplier ^^

[@xRC23x]

Years later, this is still one of my favorite video of Mark. "The key is to abandon your.. hopes and dreams"